8am Hour - Hey Bear

Jenny tells us how to beat the daylight saving blues, we replace Thanksgiving meals with something new, and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
You know, the first couple of times I heard that song,
I didn't like it. But now that I've heard it
a few dozen times, I really hate it. Now that's
a joke. That's a joke. That's a joke, that's a
that's a DJ's joke, and I pull it out once.
I like that song. Yeah, that song slaps. I don't
know what it means the fate of Ophelia. It means
nothing to me, but that is one catchy song right there.

(00:26):
We might play that at Ukulele Club tonight. It sounds
like there's a little Ukulelean It probably is. There may
be so anyway, Ukulele Club tonight and is a promotional
tour for Ukulele Club. Bailey and I are going to
sing That's what makes You Beautiful on ukulelea duet by
One Direction. Okay, I'm ready? See is your first note? Ready?
And you can watch the Magic on Dave Ryan TV.

(00:46):
We're on YouTube every morning from seven until nine and
you can watch the Magic on four different cameras in color.
Watch me sweat hey right, two, three? Your insecure.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I don't know what far you're turning heads when you
walk through the door.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Don't need makeup to cover up.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
The way that you are is h Everyone else in
the room can see everyone else, but you, baby, You
lie up my world like nobody else. The way that
you clip your hair gets me over well. But when
you smile at the.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Ground, it ain't hard to tell you. No, no, you
don't know your daut if oh the end. No, that's enough,
that's enough. I don't think we need to do anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Good you guys, Thank you Brabo.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
No un, how much of that was Bailey actually playing?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I was playing it.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
She was so long.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, well I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
As good as Dave, so yeah, I feel like Dave
carry well.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I usually do strum down and Dave is going like
up and down and up and down, and I can't
do that.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'm not fast enough. So I just literally it's you're
I mean, sick, cure, don't know what for damn minute,
So I just do one. Fine, But you can do it?
You can you do it? You can't kulele.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
That's the thing. And that's a three chord song. If
you know three simple basic chords, yes, you can play
thaosions of songs, including that one. So anyway, Ukulele Club tonight,
if you want to come. Everybody's invited, you do not.
We used to get forty fifty people at Ukulele Club
and then I think people were like, hmmm, I don't know,
it's intimidating. It's not intimidating. We're the kindest. We judge

(02:32):
you when you go to the bathroom. So when you go,
can I use the bathroom, DAVEA It's down the hall
by the door. When you walk out, I'll be like,
oh God, are they tone deaf? But when you're there, yeah,
we're very supportive, super nice. So ukulele club, you're invited.
You got a ukulele in the closet. Maybe you played,
but not in years. Bring it out. Do something tonight

(02:53):
rather than watch Pluribus on Apple TV. Okay, do something
with your life. Well, see, there's a details online Dave
ryanshow dot com under the dayfam Jenny's been on Reddit.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Let's romanticize the five o'clock darkness that has approached our lives,
and I'm gonna tell you how.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
These are just a couple quick tips for you.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
First off, layer you're lighting, think about like twinkle lights
and candles and lamps have multiple lights, but warm light
not the big light.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okayad like a department.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Store, all right, keep the kettle ready, hot tea super oatmeal.
Simple rituals that make the darkness feel softer and warm
you from the inside out. It's gonna help you winterize
your space. Swap out your linens, add a heated blanket,
bring home fresh flowers to bring hints of life to
your place.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh that's cue. Is there places waste? Or romanticize the
five o'clock dark.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Find the light, face us on every day to support
circadian rhythm and serotonin. Maybe hang some balls or sun
catches to make every hour of light feel a little
bit different. Another one is warm from the inside out.
So lean into cooked foods, morning sunlight, and waking gently
before dawn because science backed ways that the studies your

(04:14):
mood and maximizes the sunlight helps your you know, your
serotone and all that couse up. And the last one
we'll go with is romanticize rest. I feel like we're go,
go go in the summer. We're like ready to party,
ready to do everything. Get outside in the winter. Romanticize it.
Pick a cozy hobby or comfort series. It feels like
a blanket for your brain. You're not falling behind. You

(04:36):
are recharged hibernating.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yes, yeah, a cozy hobby is seriously like ukulele because
you can sit there and you can play and make music,
and there's something about that that's so good for your
heart and soul and your mental health. So when you
romanticize sleep, I look at the clock at six thirty
and I start counting down. It's like, okay, two and
a half hours to like, can reasonably go to bed.

(04:58):
Don't do that.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Go to traded and buy yourself some flowers.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
That's not a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
Flowers bring some life into your house.

Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, that's a smart one, because usually I look at
it six thirty and I go, it's pitch black midnight outside.
What if I laid down and just didn't get back
up until the morning.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
You know. Romanticizing candle. Susan got this awful pumpkin spice candle.
And then the things that sit in oil they look
like a stick or a wick. Yeah, and they and
it is the worst. We've had arguments about this stank
because she loves the pumpkin spice stank that's emanating from
the laundry room, and I'm like, it smells like somebody

(05:35):
vomited back here. She's like, that's pumpkin spice. I'm like,
it smells terrible. It is nasty to me. Oh, and
I don't mind pumpkin spice too strong, this version, Jenny
is too strong and it's too chemically And I know
they're all artificial, but it's just the worst. But you
know what, you pick your battles.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, I love a candle. I have so many candles
lit like every single day. And I have one of
those sunset lamps that you can like change the color
so it can be like blue, it can be orange,
it could be purple, and then it like projects on
your wall to make it look like it's a sunset.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh it's so nice. Oy. Yeah, all right, thank you, Jenny.
We'll be back in a second. By the way, speaking
of lights and darken, northern lights are possibly visible tonight,
Is that right.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
I have an app called Aurora, and I've been getting
it mess like notifications in the last few days. I
think it started like last Thursday, but up in the
north Shore area Duluth, they were getting a lot of
northern lights in the last I handful of days.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, I've never seen them. I hope one day before
I die that I can see the northern lights. All right,
we'll be back in a second. Pick your ticket Tuesday
next chance to win a thirty five on KATIEWB. Stay
here to win and search Dave Ryan TV. You know
it's almost Thanksgiving. It is two weeks from this Thursday.
It's almost time to bust out butterball or Jello by

(06:53):
Kate Rattit's yeah, either one of those, because this is
what we're thinking about Thanksgiving. And Susan, my wife, she said,
I don't even like Thanksgiving dinner. Like the meal. I'm like, really, why?
I mean, I love it. Yeah, Turkey green bean cast
a role. I can do without the granberry sauce. Nobody

(07:13):
ever touches hat.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Kyles cranberry sauce.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I love the rolls. I love the of course, the
mashed potatoes, the gravy and the stuffing. You put gravy
all over everything and what I wanted every day. No,
is it my favorite meal of all time? But no,
it's a once a year kind of a thing, so
it's really good and I just love it. But then
I remember I went to a girlfriend's house one time
years ago, back when I was like twenty five and

(07:36):
her family had lasagna because they didn't really want to
do Thanksgiving turkey. And I'm like this, my pea brain,
I never thought that there could be other things besides
Thanksgiving turkey. So if you were going to change it,
let's say you had to, you have to change it
to something, what would you change Thanksgiving dinner too? I

(07:56):
will go first, Okay, surf and turf, So I would
do like a steak and a and a and a
lobster tail. Crab legs better than the lobster tail. Yeah,
a lot of butter. Yeah, you know, salty butter. So
steak and crab legs? How different a surfing turf from
like a seafood boil? Food boil is quite a bit
different because seafood is like, I mean, that's like corn
and potatoes and you pour it out all over the table,

(08:18):
and you know that's a different one.

Speaker 6 (08:19):
Which can I choose seafood boil just because I've never
had it, so since it's the one time of year,
I think that's what i'd want to do it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah. My daughter Bet lives in South Carot, North Carolina,
and they do that all the time. They go down
and dig crawfish out of the sand and then they
pour it in a big pot.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Really yeah, and seafood boil. I know I want to
go to one. So about I keep seeing them on TikTok.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
So that's the talkback Tuesday. So for talkback Tuesday, what
would you choose for adulternative thinks Thanksgiving dinner rather than
turkey and stuff and taters. What would you choose? And
you can choose anything, but you really shouldn't make it
like tacos.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I mean you could, you can.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
You can have tacos anytime. So, Jenny, what are you
going to chang talkback Tuesday? Use the talkback feature and
we'll play yours back on the radio.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
I wasn't gonna pick tacos, but now I feel like
mine's not good enough. I would go very Wisconsin with
it. It would be brats, it would be cheese, curds, and
dessert would be like a blizzard by sold love that
I love.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
R don't think about healthy, because you know what, healthy
does not come into this fantasy Thanksgiving dinner. Use the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio app and let us know
on talk Back Tuesday? Do you want to play Jello
or do you want to play butterball? Which Bayley, you're
a fan of the show, you listen to the show.
Do you want to play Kate Radditt's version of Jello?
Or do you let's do let's do Gello? I feel

(09:40):
Jello right now? Okay, let's do it. In the meantime,
use the talkback feature and let us know what would
you change it to and throw in your name and
where you're from to like this is Carla from Cottage
Grove because we'd love to hear where you're listening Jello
on Katie WP.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
Jo Angren Bees dinner rolls with lots of bird of mash,
potatoes and some turkey gravy over everything. Can I get
a glass of wine to help for s down all

(10:21):
the stufing?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Joe and some bucket bags.

Speaker 8 (10:29):
Sweet potatoes on the side.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Let me eat it.

Speaker 8 (10:36):
Saginst you keep the neck on Noba. I scream, okay,
what the hack Joe gotad.

Speaker 9 (10:54):
Es?

Speaker 8 (10:54):
I like my turkey bags, but throw the beans and
you know leving when it's time to the No.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
No.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh, sorry about that, because somebody's gonna bring me coffee
here in a second, Kate rattit's just texted, oh my god,
tis the season she sings that song. She says, I
thought of you because John bought Starbucks coffee instead of Cariboo,
and I can't handle it very much. Remember you also
do not drink Starbucks. No, I do not. It is swill.

(11:45):
It is undrinkable swill. Even state if you put a
spoon in it. You can stand a spoon straight up
in Starbucks. Gross. I don't know if that's the shout
out Cariboo. All right, let's do some talk back Tuesday.
What do you think that your Thanksgiving dinner should be
switched to? And I said, well, surfing turf. But I
still like Thanksgiving dinner. What about did you pick one?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Dailey? I mean, I'm going to be super basic and
just say Ham. Every year I try to get my
dad to just pick Ham, and he's like, what, I
bought a thousand pound turkey for four of us. Great, Okay,
good choice.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Boring. Here's some talkbacks. I got a couple that said this, Oh.

Speaker 10 (12:20):
My gosh, So if I had to switch up Thanksgiving dinner,
I'd smoke me some brisket, some barbecue ribs, give me
some kalsa on beans and corn bread. Going and some
bread pudding to top it off at the end.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Oh, very nice. It's freaking amazing.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
It does.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, very good. Here's another one. What would you change
Thanksgiving to? My name is Sam from Bloomington, and I
would change it to pot roast because that is delicious.
I don't disagree, but pot roast is fairly common. We
all have it maybe once a month.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah, I guess when I was growing up, pot roast
was like a special thing that we would, I don't know,
get like four times a year, so I.

Speaker 3 (13:00):
Feel like that's special. Still is another talk back.

Speaker 9 (13:05):
If I could trade out the traditional Thanksgiving dinner, I
would change it for a full on German dinner. The schnitzel,
the rue latten, zuur braten, spiezel, German potato salad.

Speaker 1 (13:23):
Give it all to me. I love German food. A
lot of people like god, go to Germany and like,
you know, bring something to eat because the foods I
love great sausages and spaetzel, and yeah, the German potato salad.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Different, but that's you're in a different country, so period,
I think it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Best German food in the world outside of Germany. Beagles,
kaiser hoff and New Olm, Minnesota. Oh yeah, go to
via that makes sense. New Alme is just like a
little a lot of Germans out there.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
So somebody texted they said they changed Thanksgiving to habachi.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That's what I'm down for.

Speaker 6 (13:55):
You get the shrimp fried rice, you get the shrimp
chicken steak combo the noodle.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's a good idea. So you leave a talk back
and let us know what would you change Thanksgiving dinner too.
We'll be back in a second with a bear. That
a criminal bear that the bear is doing some criminal
not cocaine bear. It is a real bear that is
creating criminal mischief. And we'll tell you about this bear
coming up next on kd W B. Those bears, they

(14:23):
are a problem. There was this one bear and he
had a little buddy and he was like walking around
into like you know parks, like like Jellystone Park, and
he was stealing, you know, like tourists would come through
with like food and a picnick basket and he would
steal it. His name was I have it written down here,
ye yogi oh, And he would go he boo yeah,
And that was his accomplice. His name was Boo boo.

(14:45):
The accomplice his accomplice. Yeah, and so then he'd be like,
you try to talk his way out of it, you know,
because you all see YouTube videos or Instagram videos of
some idiot getting pulled over and they try to reason
with the cop. He's like, mister ranger, sir. And so
you know, hey boo boo, tell us, we think we're
pretty funny, don't we We think we're pretty funny. Does

(15:07):
anybody else think we're funny?

Speaker 11 (15:08):
No?

Speaker 3 (15:09):
No, I don't even know ifvont knows what we're talking about.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I think, and I like, stay out of the times
when you guys think you're being.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Funny, your little bits about Napoleon.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Me and Jenny look at each other and then we
just start finging out. We're gonna have for dinner?

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, Me and Dave.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
We over here with little twinkles in her eye, like,
hey boo boo, I feel real relaxed.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
I feel real relax right now.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Is there some sort of vests I can wear?

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Don't be jealous, because I've been talking online with hot
papes all day.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh, Napoleon. You know I'm training to be a cage fighter.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
Girls go and hit me.

Speaker 11 (15:40):
Girls like guys with skills, you know, both stuff skills,
nun shook skills. Girls like girls with skills. Gosh, gosh,
my last, can you bring me some chopsticks? It's gonna goaulon.
Just go to the nurse's office. She has like twenty
in her drawer. But my lips are real bad.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Gross gross. Okay, we're ready. So the bear, thank you.
There's a bear that's been breaking into homes in Colorado.
This bear broken into a home in Colorado twice in
one night. So here's the residence. They're hollering at the
bear and then they're talking to the deputies who came
to their home to take care of the situation with
the bear.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I have never been.

Speaker 4 (16:20):
More grateful for men with guns in my entire life,
Like officers, thank you you were for your courage.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Is it supposed to hear yell? Like, if there's bear territory,
you're supposed to yell and have a bear bell or
something like that. You're a big hiker, hey bear bear?

Speaker 9 (16:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:38):
What did they say? They say?

Speaker 6 (16:40):
If it's black, attack, if it's brown, laid down, if
it's white, good night.

Speaker 5 (16:44):
That's one of the things that you can hear you
a lot of times, though, if you're anywhere where there's
probably bears near a trail. Usually you just like sit
there and you try not to move, and you.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Say, hey bear, hey, oh you're being serious.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
No one being serious?

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh really Okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
But no, that isn't line too though.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
Yeah, if you're black, attack mean if the bear is black,
that means like attack because they don't like noise or whatever,
so it'll scare them away. If it's brown, laid down,
they don't want they want you to be calm. And
then if it's white, good night. Because apparently polar bears
are the most vicious.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
The chances of encountering a panda here in America none Also,
polar bears only exist at one of the poles, and
I'm not sure which one.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
I take little icebergs to different countries like Iceland. I
found it get like a little paddle.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm gonna give a shout out to John. He's having
surgery this morning on his back to fix a disc
after a car accident a couple of months ago. So
wife Pearl says a little shout out, little positive vibes
to John. John, everything will go just fine. So whoa,
thanks for listening. We appreciate you. All right, we'll be
back in a second with oh yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you.
You're right. Pick your ticket tuesday, Thank you, Jenny. We're

(17:55):
gonna make it real simple. We've played games for it
this time, we're just gonna make it really easy. Pick
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(18:20):
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Try again, And sometimes they go and sometimes they just think, hello,
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(18:42):
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(19:04):
You're almost there. Your caller number nine. I know next time,
next time. We do it many times during the day. Hello,
Katie wob.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Him number ten, number ten for what Pick your Ticket Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Let's Pick your Ticket Tuesday.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
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Speaker 1 (19:25):
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your name? You are color number ten? Who Amber, Amber?
Who do you want to go see?

Speaker 3 (19:33):
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Joja Cat.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
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for you. Joja Cat is going to be at let's
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can thanks for listening. Have a great day, Amber, Thank you,

(19:57):
you guys to thank you. Dave's Dirt coming up next.
Another Pick your Ticket Tuesday comes up in one hour
at eight thirty five nine.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
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It started.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I thought it was really interesting the list of the
best female singers in rock now. Most of these are
classic rock, if not all of them are classic rock.
But I got a little list for you in some
highlights you want to hear some of it? Yes, here
are Ann Wilson of Heart, Stevie Nix and Pat bennettar
the best voices lead singers in rock.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
You haven't done down.

Speaker 10 (20:31):
Down, Down down man?

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Now, wouldn't you just not.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
The lodding.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Singing? And you know that you love one to be.

Speaker 6 (20:54):
Your all hot rega dream, Mega Love, Tega.

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Wow, where's Ashley Simpson.

Speaker 9 (21:05):
Off?

Speaker 1 (21:08):
L Let's play that? As a boss?

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Check would have it in the system. I always have
to manually load it if we ever want to play it.
I do like that we have pieces of me though
well no, no pieces of me is no lv.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
I can't disagree, but what can you say?

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Wendy's is closing hundreds of restaurants coming up in twenty
twenty six. Basically, they plan to close about two hundred
to three hundred of the locations. The closures are part
of the company's Brought a Project Fresh turnaround initiative aimed
at addressing underperforming locations, improving average unit volumes, and realitating resources.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Towards stronger stores. What is something? What's didn't they bring
something back recently on Wendays that you liked?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Bring it back?

Speaker 6 (21:52):
No, but they have the tenders now, they have chicken
tenders in addition to the nuggets.

Speaker 5 (21:56):
Okay, well, regardless, I don't think that it's going to
affect too many people. I mean, that is a lot
of locations, but that's everywhere in the United States.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
You feel a little bad for Wendy's because, I mean,
when's the last time you went to a Wendy's. There's
one of the Denver airports that I frequent all the time.
Fair enough, fair enough? Yeah, Burger King is the one
that nobody goes to. Yes, And I feel bad for
Burger King because every time I drive by there's one
over in chan happening by the gas station. Yeah. Every
time I drive by, there's the car of the employee
in the parking lot and not a soul around. Yeah.

(22:23):
And it's like, man, Burger King's legit. I just don't
eat a lot of fast food.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I think more people go to Burger King for breakfast.
I feel like Burger King breakfast is well loved.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Perhaps maybe by the way, can I just before I
forget the McRib is back? Yes, the McRib is back
at McDonald's through the end of the year.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
And something else that's back after a seventeen year hiatus
is Krispy Kreme to Fridley.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
It's opening tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
They're starting to serve their donuts at eight am tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
That's a weird new location in Fridley because.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
When they first introduced Krispy Kreme here, we made such
a big deal out of it. We landed a hell
copter in their parking lot, loaded the helicopter up with
Krispy Kreme and flew them somewhere I don't remember where,
but you know, but then they came right around the
hot the low carb craze, and every one of them
closed up.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
But now that we're all into being fat again, yeah,
we're all headed down to Krispy Kreme.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
I mean I've never not been into being fat, So
like I'm excited and like, seventeen.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Years that's wild.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
But what's cool because I've drive past this place a
lot every so often and it's huge. It's like an
entire like a business it seemed I mean a huge,
a huge building. It's gonna be cool. It's massive. I
can't wait. So Krispy Kreme tomorrow in Fridley off of University.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
Kim Kardashian's been relying on everybody but herself to pass
these bar exams. Well, first she said that she was
using CHATCHYBT. We talked about that last week to take
one of the tests, and she was like, all the
answers were wrong.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
I blamed them for failing.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
Now she's saying that four different sidekicks told her that
she was going to pass, and she believed. And now
she's like, they're all built full of bs, They're all
pathological liars. You know what I think would have helped
Kim Kardashian pass a test? And this is just me
throwing a shot in the dark.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Studying, studying, actually doing the homework. Well, I think she did.
I think she's brilliant, But I also think that I
don't know a psychic lawyer or a lawyer that relies
on psychics. No thanks, Hey, I'm getting a shout out
to veterans. It is Veterans Day. We're not a big
military town, but we have a lot of retired and
ex military here in the Twin Cities that some were

(24:32):
above they had saw combat, some did not, but still
you're a veteran, and thanks for what you do. And
if you are currently serving, you're still a veteran, so
thanks for what you do. It is Veterans Day and
my dad was a veteran of the Air Force and
we grew up shopping at the BX and the Commissary
and going to the Air Force Academy. I was born
at the Air Force Academy, Wow, and used to My

(24:54):
first job ever was selling hot dogs at Air Force
Academy football games. I'm a scrawny, little hundred and ten
pound kid and I got a giant metal hot dog
box strung around my neck on a piece of yarn.
Do you think that was hard for me to walk
up and down the steps of Falcon Stadium. Yes, it was.
So I consider myself a veteran as well. That's a joke.
That's a joke. I do not consider myself a veteran.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
I talked about mercury and retrograde earlier, and I said
it might cause you to be offensive, and I said, Dave,
look at you.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Look at you. Blame it.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
All I want to say is when I'm dead, I
want to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. With that
hot that's just because I used to carry hot dogs
up and down the steps of falcons.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I'd be like, one hot dog for you, one hot
dog for me, one hot dog for you.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
It's the worst job ever. I remember my dad picked
me up one time. He's like, how much did you make?
I said five dollars? He said, God, seriously, He's like,
next time, I'll just give you five dollars rather than
drive you all the way over here and back. And
I'm like, I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Work ethic and you build muscles.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
I'll tell you that that is one thing. That is
one thing that I did learn growing up on the
chicken farm. Work ethic.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
That's it.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
Can you break down which branch you said, which was
that harder than the other?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Or well? Sure, and everybody would agree. Marines are the
toughest because they're the bad asses. They're the ones who
you know, like you know, like they they storm the castle,
They storm the castle. Thank you, Bailey. Yeah, I would
say probably next is Army and Navy. I would like
to be in the Navy because i mean, come on,
you're on a ship, you're cruising around. You see the
Gulf of Mexico, San Diego. Things like that maybe has

(26:30):
the best outfit.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
I think I'll call the uniform like the cute little
like white ones with the little like belt that they
have and the little cat.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
It's that's not an outfit, that's their dressing little And
then probably army. Army is bad ASSHOLESO and Air Force
is what my dad was in. And the country club.
We call it the chair force because you sit around
on your arsel chair force. True story.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
All right, are we done being offensive on veterans.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Let's get to the Coastguard for god branch of the military,
the coast Guard. Okay, I got nothing on the coast.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Can you guys swallow a pill dry?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
No? I can't. Yes, I'm pretty proud of that.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
I know I'm not good at it.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
And when I was younger, my mom had to put
my pills into apple sauce if IBO was ever sick
and like a dog, yes.

Speaker 6 (27:17):
Because I was.

Speaker 3 (27:18):
I was so bad at it.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
I couldn't do it with just like liquid or anything. Well,
if you cannot swallow a pill dry, you're not the
only one. About twenty six percent of other people say
that they cannot swallow a swallow a pill dry. Five
percent of people say that they prefer it that way.
I don't prefer it, and Fort said, sure, if they
absolutely have to, they'll do it that way. But I mean,

(27:40):
I take pills every single morning, and I always have
my water bottle with me because I'm just still that person.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Tomorrow, we're gonna bring in some smarties, okay, and we're
gonna see who can swallow a pill dry And now
we're not gonna actually take pills. We'll bring in smarties.
Can you pick up some Smarties somebody?

Speaker 3 (27:53):
So I would choke. I was gonna martis are built
to be swallowed whole.

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Neither is a pill. Take What about a peanut, eminem,
those are thicker slippery.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
Though a peanut tomorrow, I would pass away in my tube.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
You're telling me nobody's got leftover Halloween candy of smarties
that they can bring in. I don't.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
And I tell you something really cute about Halloween candy.
My date that I went on on Friday, he brought
me Halloween candy that he had left over so.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I could have candy, trying to get rid of his trash.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Yeah, but it was Reese's take five.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
That's that's good. That's a good. One is also a
good one too. Do you have another date tonight?

Speaker 4 (28:30):
I do have a different date tonight that I signed
up before I fell in love with this other one
on Friday.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
Already planned her life with the guy from.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Yeah, so the whole time he's gonna be like, you're
not Jim. His name is a Gym, but you're not
the same.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
But I do have a different one tonight and another
one on Friday with the last Friday Night one.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
Okay, I just said books and busier.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
I said yes to multiple people, all in the same week,
and so that's why I have so many day flex
yeahs on it.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
What are you going to do to night? Do you
have any idea? We're going to a brewery. Oh, that's
very nice.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Yeah, so hopefully it'll be nice. It's going to be
pitch black, so hopefully the lighting is good. And I look, okay,
we'll see how.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Yeah, and I think we have time for one more story. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
The guy who wrote to Wrecket Ralph and Ralph Breaks
the Internet has another movie in the works. He's going
to be writing a view Master movie for Mattel and
Sony Pictures. Because I think everyone's kind of banking on
the success of Barbie, and we keep hearing about different
movies that are based on toys, and this is another
movie based on a toy, the view Master, and we'll

(29:37):
hopefully get turned into something for the big silver screen.
We'll see, because I haven't heard of all of the
other ones that were supposed to be made into a
movie as well.

Speaker 1 (29:45):
I'll give you this rerecket Ralph was a legitimately good movie.
That is a good movie. I saw it with Parson
and I didn't expect it to be good, but it
was actually pretty good. Yeah, it's about like dads. That's
so cute. That is the dirt brought to you by
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We'll be back in a second War of the Roses.
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time because it was just stupid but also somehow relatable.

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