8am Hour - Look Up In The Corner

Dave had to deal with an unruly friend this weekend, we recommend a school item for all youth, and more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
I like the little a little rumbling in the background. Yeah,
it's KD DOUBLEU B Monday morning. What was not on
your Bengo card over the weekend? A lot of text messages,
a couple of talkbacks. What did you not expect to happen?
Maybe you were at Bennie Hannah on Friday night when
the shooting broke out Maple Grove, Benny Hannah, A couple

(00:25):
of knotheads are in there arguing about something. One of
them pulls out a gun because you know that's the
best way to settle an argument, and a Benny Hannah,
for God's sake, suits the other guy in the crotch.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What are you even like taking a gun to Benny
Hannah Ford, did you assume, I mean.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
This is the kind of person who should not own
a gun. Yeah, I mean you can carry a gun
in Minnesota, you can conceal it, but you also should
not be an idiot if you are going to carry
a gun at all. So if you know an idiot
that carries a gun, take that gun and hide it
from them because they're because you know, you can carry

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it for protection. But an argument to Bennie Hannah over
he got more shrimp sauce than I did.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
But that is good.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
It is good.

Speaker 5 (01:08):
You have a good point. You're right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
So let's do the talk about what was not on
your Bingo card this weekend. This is Nick and Kayak
from dollan On, Minnesota, and we won the jackpot on
the clown game at David Busters.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Oh I don't know how much of the jack that's
a good question. A bunch of tickets not on your
Bingo cards.

Speaker 7 (01:29):
Some text messages both my sister and my best friend
told me that they are pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Do one day apart? Not on a Bingo card.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
This one says I found out I'm getting a twenty
thousand dollars settlement check for getting hit in a hit
and run.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
What wow? Not in your Bingo cards.

Speaker 7 (01:45):
About half the people who RSVP to my wedding reception
didn't bother to change that or show up.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Oh no, that is so sad.

Speaker 7 (01:53):
No, not on my Bingo card. My husband's friends showed
up unannounced for the Vikings game and then kept asking
what we had for ax and drink.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
That is so not a win.

Speaker 7 (02:03):
Weird. This one says we've been struggling with infertility for
a few years and was about to get back on treatment,
but then I got a positive pregnancy test. A lot
of people are pregnant this week, and that's what's not
on their Bingo card.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Was pregnancy or trips to the er.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
I wasn't expecting to find out that you can open
a quarkscrew without or open a wine bottle without a
quarkscrew this weekend.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, I mean you learned the not the hard way. No,
it was a life hack.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
We were trying to open a wine bottle and I
didn't want to go down the street to get a quarkscrew,
so we went on TikTok, as one does, and we
found out that if you put a flat iron or
a straightener to the top of the wine bottle for
like a good fifteen twenty minutes, it will pop open.

Speaker 5 (02:40):
The video's pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Good to check that one my Instagram at vant leak What.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Was not on your Bingo card?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Here's one My sixteen year old getting into her first
car accident was not on my bingo card. She's had
a license for only a week. Nobody was hurt. Here's
another one about the daughter not on my bingo card.
My daughter was trying to get a bone from some
food out of our dog's mouth. He bit her finger
open and we ended up at urgent care. They tell

(03:05):
you something, dogs and food, that is one of the
few times they can get aggressive. If if the dog,
they can be the sweetest pup ever. But if they
think you're taking the food out of their mouth, that's
when the natural instincts kick in and they're probably going
to Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:19):
We had a lot of people who are texting and
not on their bingo card that they won tickets to
either the Vikings game or the Wild game, that.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
They were winning tickets left and right, and they were thrilled.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Not on the love that not on your bingo cars.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Somebody on our live stream said, I got a call
from jail saying I'm going to be a dad.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
All right, good for you. Here's a talk bag.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
From New Germany.

Speaker 7 (03:38):
Well, it was the time.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
My bingo card was the wall climbing of all of
America with my daughter A.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Gonna tell you something, if you have not done the
wall climbing to all of America, I haven't done it
in a few years.

Speaker 6 (03:49):
It's dope. Where is that it really is? It's up
in the corner.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
The corner if.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You're inside Nick University. Look up in the corner above
home plate. You know where home plate is?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (04:01):
Do you know where home plate is? In mall of America?

Speaker 7 (04:03):
I know where that one like seat is on the walls.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, that's the baseball seat Pucket. It's not the Kirby
Pucket seat. It's another guy. I want to say cal Ripken,
but it's not.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because I know it's right.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
It's not if I think about it long enough.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
But no.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
But if you go back over by rock Bottom Plunge,
there's the plaque where the old home plate was, where
the when met stadium was there. Look up over your
shoulder and that's where the wall climbing is.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Okay, super cool. I've never done it. I feel like
I would be too scared.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
What was not on your bingo card this weekend? I
lost my ish on my mother in law, well overdue.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
It was your inner Bingo card. It was saying it
is time apparently. So anyway, hope you had a good weekend.
Check out our weekend in five photos. It was so beautiful.
On Friday, we rode the motorcycle up to why Isetta. Yeah,
and we're like, why why is that? Could you ride
around the lake and look at the big beautiful homes
and things like that. We go up to Wayzetta, we

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go into Gianni's and it was just crowded with gorgeous people,
so we couldn't go in there, and we drove past Cove.
Cove is allegedly the place where all the old guys
go to meet hookers.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
I don't know whether that's true or not, but it's
a great story and good for business for Grove because
I would just want to sit in Cove and watch
old guys and hookers. Now, I don't know whether that's true,
but it's a good story. And then so we go
down to McCormick's and then I have a theory that
if you work at a bar restaurant in Whysetta, you
have to be genetically gifted and gorgeous, because the bartenders
were gorgeous. The server she was gorgeous, and it was

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like everybody in there was gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
Well, I've never been to anyone anyway, And why is that.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
I've been to Whyeseta High School and that looks like
a like an airport.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
It's it's huge, it looks like a five star hotel. School.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yes, but I believe it.

Speaker 7 (05:56):
I mean, if if I was good looking like birduper
hot and I was running a bar, I feel like
I would subconsciously only hire hot people.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
But so, I mean, why Zetta is filled with hot people,
so it's easy for the like, It's not like we
only hire hot people.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe only hot people apply, and maybe.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
It's like, if you're from Wyzetta, are you just naturally hot?
And they were all very polite. They're all very like,
you know, very cordial and polite.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah, because if you look like Junkyard Joe like me,
I'm not going to go apply it.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
No, they would never hire you.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Bro.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
You could maybe get a job at the Jiffy Lube
in Wiesetta.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
May it may be stay in the pit. That's a chit,
that's a reach. We'll be right back. I gotta tell
you a story. A friend of mine and I got
into a heated argument over the weekend, and I want
to see what you think. I caved. I will let
you know right away. I caved because I'm a p word.
Deep down inside, I'm a pe word, you know, I

(06:50):
just am. So I want to hear what you would
have done. If your friend would have attacked you in
this way, and we'll tell you about it next on
Katie WB Listening.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
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Speaker 6 (07:01):
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Speaker 3 (07:06):
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Speaker 1 (07:08):
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see video at the same time.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
See name with his double chain action happening. He's got
two checks to change. I do this weekend, Dave. I
was a victim to Target's new policy. Do you know
of their new policy they have for the holidays?

Speaker 1 (07:26):
The one I'm thinking of? Like, is it a permanent policy? Like, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
It might be. I thought it was just for the
holiday season.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
But where they are like required now to smile and
say hello to everyone in the store.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
They have to flirt with you kind of.

Speaker 7 (07:39):
And so I'm walking around, like I think I'm walking
past like the baby aisle, so not anywhere near the
front of the store, and I walk by a Target
employee and he goes hello and smiles at me.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
He go, Hi. I was so caught off guard because
usually they just walk by you. Sure, yeah, they're busy
and yeah, they've got stuff to do.

Speaker 7 (07:57):
But hello, and it was just hello, can I help
you find anything today?

Speaker 5 (08:02):
No, I'm good Bailey Pepper sprayed him.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
My eyes. No, it was just like I wasn't planning
on that. He was the only one to say anything
to me that I did walk near. But hey, at
least he took his job very seriously moment.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
I think that's a genius move. I like that.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
I know that getting kind of roasted for it right now.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, well it's a There was a video that I
put up the other day as a guy who's like
he's being followed by creatures from the movie Smile or
they have this big giant fake smile.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
They're chasing him around the Target store.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Hello, Hello, Hi, Hi, hell Hello.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
So I want to run something by you, guys, because
what do we do on the show is we basically
we tell stories about our lives and hopefully maybe you
can relate, and then we want to hear stories about
your life too, Like the woman who rooted through her
boyfriend's carry on last night found an engagement ring oops
for her.

Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yikes.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
So I have a friend I'm not going to say
her say her name, but I've known her for many
years since we were both like probably twenty and she
lives alone, she lives in another state. And I wrote
to her a couple of a month or so ago,
how are you? And she said, Eh, not so good.
I'm not working them stressed out, I could lose my house.

(09:15):
I need to get my dog to the vet. I
put up a GoFundMe, but nobody's really helping. And I said, wow,
that's a lot. And I left it there and I
didn't go donate to their GoFundMe because I looked at
it and they needed like a couple of thousand dollars
and me given fifty bucks was not going to help.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
So, and then they texted a week or two ago
and they said, hey, can you share this go fund
me on the radio?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Oh I remember this, I remember talking.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I probably told you about this, yeah, And I said,
I said no, I said, we don't. We don't do
gofundmes on the radio. And I'm certainly not going to
use the platform of KATWB to promote my friends GoFundMe.
That just sounds kind of poor taste portale.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
And it wasn't you being me, And that's just the
rule we have in general, no gofundmes at all.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Right, exactly, So the dog is still needing a lot
of help. And I did not help. And I'll go
back and say I don't. I am not super close
with this person anymore. We were very close a long
time ago, like I said, we were twenty twenty one. Whatever, wow,
we stay in touch. One of those friendships. And so

(10:21):
I don't donate. A couple of weeks go by and
I get a text message that says thanks for helping.
Oh and remember I did not help, And I said,
I'm sorry. I'll be honest with you. I'm tired of
people coming to me for money, which people do too much.
And she said, oh wow, okay, well I've purchased many

(10:43):
unwanted Girl Scout cookies and peanut brittle and question Mark
question Mark, and I'm like, from me, she said, no, bro,
but if your kids asked, I would. And I'm like,
there's a difference between buying peanut brittle in Girl Scout
cookies and asking for a lot of money for your dog.

Speaker 7 (11:04):
Yeah, exactly, because then you're I mean, if it's Girl
Scout cookies, you're supporting this girl for like her entrepreneurship, you.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Know, right, I will say, as rude as this person's
coming off, I appreciate the fact that they're confronting you
about it.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Because not a lot of people do that. A lot
of people just be like, oh, you didn't donate.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
I don't think that's your place to like confront anybody
who doesn't.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, I don't think you should. So the fact that
they I was like, Wow, that's ballsy. It's ballsy.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
So then she goes, all good, it's all good, and
she said I can understand people get annoyed with bailing
people out, but I am one hundred and twenty dollars short,
and I didn't ask you for one hundred and twenty dollars.
I said, do you need it still? Here's her text message, Yeah, yeah,
I do. Do you think if I didn't, i'd blanking

(11:48):
put up a go fundme?

Speaker 3 (11:50):
Was she drunk? Well, it's not.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
It's not a trip to bally. You are very lucky
to have had the same job thirty years. It's quite
humbling over here. I'm trying to keep my house. It's
not your problem. I get it, and I can't dictate
how you spend your hard earned money. I realized that,
but blank I'm not some stranger and would have never
posted if it wasn't needed. And I wrote back, I said,

(12:13):
I'm not lucky to have the same job for thirty years.
I am fortunate. Luck had nothing to do with it.
Talk about it. You worked for this job, yeah, I said,
tell me exactly what you need and whether you want
GoFundMe or venmo.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
I wouldn't have. She just was so rude to you.
I wouldn't have given her anything.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
I'm a P word now, remember very much. People please
her and I'm a P word now. Remember I asked
her how much you need? Exactly? What did she say
last time? Remember one hundred and twenty. Well now the
answer is two hundred and forty.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Oh my gosh, and please don't tell you gave her
to forty.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
She says that would be great, and I'm grateful. Two
hundred and forty is the exact amount, but whatever your
heart tells you. So I venmoed her three hundred dollars
so there'd be a little extra in there.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Never talk to her again. Period. You are.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
And I'm like, how is your dog? And I kind
of get it. It's like her her dog is old,
like ten or twelve years old. Yeah, and to me,
it's like, if your dog is suffering that much, And
I said, you might want to consider a humane euthanasia, yeah,
and she said, yeah, well I will, but it sounds
like the vets say he's got about another six months
to live, and I'm like, if he's uncomfortable, it might

(13:25):
be So anyway, what would you have done at what
point of this conversation, bluck Block?

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, because you already disrespected me to begin with. You
disrespected me because I didn't give you money. And like
I said, although it was ballsy that she confronted you
about it, she was an a hole.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah, and now you're really not getting money from me.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeahh that's the direction I should have gone. I have
told Susan about this when and Susan rarely listens to
the show, so she won't know about it, but she
will probably look on the visa statement and go, where'd
you send three hundred dollars to via Venmo? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:57):
That three hundred dollars could have went to our Benny Hannah. True.

Speaker 7 (14:00):
True, I could have eaten three hundred dollars worth of
any But that's it irks me because so she's clearly
like envious of what you have over what she has.
And I mean, I'm sure you've been dealing with it
like your whole life, where like, oh, Dave has a
stable job and people know who he is, so he
must be able to give me money whenever I want it.

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But if everyone in their mom is asking you for
money on the regular, that's taxing over time, literally like
literally taxing over time, and her just being entitled to
your money, but then also not even approaching it in
a kind way.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's what baffles me about it. Does she say thanks
to end it off? Oh? She did.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
She said, I'm so grateful, I'm so appreciative. But I
it's kind of like she never.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Is.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
She wasn't really in effect asking for help. She was
demanding help.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
She's like, you can.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
I thought, she's reaching out to me and I'm not
even that close to her. She must know no no
one else to go to. She must be so desperate,
she has no one else to go to. We got
to take a break. I would love to hear what
you think. If you didn't hear the story, I'll give
you the short version coming up next. But i'd love
to hear what you think. Six nine eight nine KDWB

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or text KDWB.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
YouTube TV ADWB.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I was telling a story a minute ago, and I'm
going to sum it up pretty quickly here. So a
friend of mine that I've known for a very long time,
since you're both like twenty one years old, but we're
not really close anymore. It's one of those tertiary friends
that you hear from on your birthday. And so she
lives alone and she doesn't have a partner, and she
has no real family around. She got a dog and

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the dog's been very sick, and so she needs that
treatment for the dog. So she put up a GoFundMe
and she sent it to me earlier in the month,
like November first, and I didn't respond to it because
it's like, you know what, I looked at her GoFundMe.
She needed like twenty five hundred dollars. It was no
traction at all, and she had like maybe three hundred dollars,

(16:03):
so a little bit of traction. So I didn't respond
to it. So then she sent it to me a
couple of weeks later and she says, hey, put this
on your radio show so your listeners can help out.
I said, we don't do gofundmes on the radio period,
especially not for a personal friend of mine, and not
going to do that, so didn't hear from her and
didn't donate. And then Friday night I get a text

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from her that says thanks a lot for helping, as
in sarcasm, exactly.

Speaker 7 (16:28):
And literally the first text out the gate is thanks
a lot for helping.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
I showed it to Bela.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Yeah yah, and I thought, well that's rude.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
And I said, I'll be honest with you, I am
tired of people asking me for money. I get it,
not all the time, but I get it a little
bit too much. Yeah, nobody ever wants to pay you
back either. We know somebody that I've mentioned on the show.
They want money, but they don't bother to pay you back.
So I said, I'm sorry, I'm tired of it, and
she's like, well, you know what, you I'm sorry. I

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haven't been so lucky as to have the same steady
job for all these years and have a steady income.
I'm about to lose my house and my dog needs
ve treatment. And she said I would totally buy your
kid's girl Scout cookies and peanut brittle, and I'm like,
we're not talking about twenty five bucks.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
We're talking about a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yeah, And so finally I break down and I said,
I said, how much do you need?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
You still need it?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
And she said do you think that I would blank
and put this up on a GoFundMe if I didn't
need it?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Bro, which is so hostile.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Yeah, what a strange way to like go about asking
someone too help you.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
I wasn't even asking, it was demanding and demanding.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
That I think confronting you is just wild, like because
you have no obligation, you still could have not responded
back after she said thanks for helping.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
Well, I thought about it, but then I thought, you know, what,
do I want to lose a friend? I don't want
to lose a friend.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
But it's a tertiary friend, like you said, you're.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Right, So I said, what do you need? Well, at
one point she had said one hundred and ten dollars,
Then she changed her answer to two hundred and forty dollars.
So I sent her three hundred dollars figure and she
could use the extra sixty for groceries or whatever gas.
And so then she's very grateful and that I've been
asking like over the weekend, how's your dog, and blah
blah blah.

Speaker 7 (18:10):
I wouldn't talk to her again in my humble absolutely,
because that's if it's just the it's the way that
she went about it that was so hostile, in being
sarcastic at the start of the conversation and then like
pooh poohing and shaming you for not giving her money.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
First.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
I wouldn't have given her money in the first place.
But that's you. It's whatever you want to.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Don't tell Susan I did this by the way she will.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
But then like being like, oh, how's your dog?

Speaker 7 (18:38):
Whatever, I'm just gonna be like, no, you you got
what you wanted from me, which was this money, have
a nice life, goodbye.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's what I would do it like.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
But also, this has never happened to me, so I
can't necessarily say from any kind of personal experience, well.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I try to be like a little bit, you know, like, Okay,
what brought her to this point? I'm like, she has
obviously tapped out everybody else that she has asked for money,
so maybe she just didn't have anybody else to go to.
My thing is, if your dog is you know, needs
twenty four hundred dollars worth of vet care and they're
nearing the end of their life anyway. It's a hard decision,
but you know, sometimes you got to make that decision.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
And also when you get a dog, you need to
go into purchasing a pet knowing that you will have
to cover vet costs.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
That's part of owning the dog. In the first she
has not worked. She is not and it's not The
industry she's in has changed a lot. Yeah, and she
is not worked. So it's probably hard.

Speaker 7 (19:28):
I get like it's hard, but like, gosh, the hostile
wave of coming into the conversation is what makes me mad.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Katie is on the phone.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
Hi, Katie, Hey, and I was already doing good.

Speaker 5 (19:38):
What do you want to add to the whole story?

Speaker 8 (19:41):
Well, I have two words of the two things of advice.
One is I have a fifteen year old daughter that's
in high school and she's trying to figure out where
real friends are. And she has like a Selsius every day,
and there certain kids that are like, oh, you have a
Celsius every day, let me have a sip of that.
And then she has friends that are like she knows
people know that she's kind and they can go in

(20:01):
her backpack and get some mask are or get some makeup.
Makeups started disappearing, so I said, Kayla, you need to
understand and decide who are your real friends? Gay attention
to which ones your mess Garrett ends up missing or
does this sometimes your friends. You have to figure out
who are real friends and who are friends who are
convenient enough.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
I should have learned that in probably first grade.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
I stopped at the store on the way to school
and I bought myself a Hershey bar, and I bought
one for the coolest kid in school, John Nazarella. I
took one to him and I gave it to him.
He's like, wow, cool, thanks man. I'm like, he's my
friend now. A couple of days later, he's got some
funions delicious at lunch, and I'm like, can I have
some funions? He's like no, And I said, well, I

(20:49):
gave you that chocolate bar. He's like, well, you didn't
have to. And I learned then and didn't stick with me.
Obviously didn't stick with me that people love when you
give them things, but they don't always want to give back. Right.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It's so true though, because like you, this person you
could have sent her that three hundred bucks. She could
have not even said thank you. Then you would have
regretted it in that moment. She already showed you before
she was a crappy person.

Speaker 7 (21:10):
People are texting in a lot of people are texting
in saying, Dave, you did not lose a friend.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
It's not your friend.

Speaker 7 (21:16):
And so you thinking, I don't want to lose a friend,
so I'm going to give her money. That's not a friend.
You're not losing anything but money. And that's like, ooh, girl,
that's true.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, there's a lot of people who've been through the
same kind of situation. Your girl one need is on
the phone right now.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Why do you know? Hello baby, Hey, hey, hey, I
cannot believe you did that. He could have spent it
on Benny Hannah for us, right. If she was a friend,
she would have never came at you like that. Yeah.
I would have sent her a video of me going
in my wallet.

Speaker 8 (21:47):
But then when I pulled my hand out, I would
just give her the middle finger.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Oh yeah, let me grab something.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
You know what, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I guess I will not regret helping her out because
I think there was some desperation. But I will not.
It really makes you not want to help people out again.

Speaker 7 (22:07):
Right, So she ruined it for everybody, like the one
kid who gets everyone in trouble of recess.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I'm in desperate need of some new Jordan's mm hmm,
same girl, Mommy, you think of Mooney two hundred and
fifty bucks?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
Yeah, sure, you know what.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I feel that you're reaching out to me because everybody
else is tired of your ass. That's I think that
somebody brought that up.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oney.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
Somebody said probably all of our other friends are so
tired of her reaching out for money that they don't
want to do it anymore.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
And I'm not here to rip on this person. I
try to put myself in other people's shoes. And it's like, Man,
if you're desperate enough to like reach out to me,
who is, like I said, a tertiary friend, you must
be really desperate.

Speaker 7 (22:43):
Yeah. But if you're desperate enough to reach out to
a tertiary friend, you think you would do it in kindness.
And she did it in a hostile way, which is
what makes me mad. We do have some text messages.
This one says, as a business owner, I would have
handled it the same way as Dave sometimes you just
have to take the high road and give to the
less fortunate. And even when try to take your character
down while asking for a favor, people love to bite

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from the hand that feeds them.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
There's a difference between helping the less fortunate or people
that need it and getting just completely disrespected. Right, once
you disrespect me, go figure it out yourself. Since you
got all your wits about you.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Someone else is making a prediction saying it's a band
aid fix six months from now and she'll have a
gofund me for her mortgage.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Well, and that's that's what I worry about. Yeah, and
I know that she I don't think she has any family.
I think her parents are both gone. I know she'd
en't a partner or kids. I don't know. I don't
I'm not close enough to her to know about like
you know, relationships and you know friends and things like that.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
But you know, if that helped her out.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
And I love dogs, I mean, yeah, well, look, Ava's
got a doctor appointment next week, my dog.

Speaker 3 (23:45):
Can you pay for her foot bills? She drastically needs it.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
No, And I can tell you why, because you're loaded.
You make iHeart money. You are loaded with loaded, and
your girl works over at care eleven. She loaded. You
sell that Emmy award and get a couple of thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Boil it down for kdwbuh.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
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(25:01):
try this little hack.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
What was the last time you ate a salad?

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Day?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Last night, you smart ass? We had We had gone
a little bit hog wild over the weekend. That's why
we got wingstop and we said, okay, yesterday I was
going to make a crockpot meal with killbossa and sausage,
and I said no. So we had a delicious cauliflower rice,
shredded carrots, ground turkey, and I think that might have

(25:29):
been it. Wow, and a little soy sauce and peanut sauce.
Probably about six hundred calories maybe for the whole thing,
maybe four hundred.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
So I wouldn't take that. Screw you, Hey, I wouldn't
take that if I was you. Now ask her the same.

Speaker 5 (25:41):
Question, where's the last time you had a salad?

Speaker 7 (25:43):
Let's see, let's see it's yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:50):
Okay, okay, And Bond doesn't eat salads.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Had a salad yesterday, did you? Yes?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
I did.

Speaker 3 (25:55):
Wow, it was a caesar salad. Thank you very much.
Sad Omar's pizza best pizza.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
With the pizza, so that doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
By the way, there is an Iowa mom that thinks
this teacher is genius after added an unusual item to
the school supply list. So listen to this Iowa mom
and listen to what the item is on the school
supply list.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
There's one item on my kids' school supply list that
absolutely blew my mind in the best way, because this.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Teacher is a freaking genius.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
The fact that she thought to put this item on
the school supplylist just gives me so much faith that
she truly understands children.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Now, what do you think it is?

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Think about it, guess and I will tell you next.
What is the item on a school supply list that
probably most teachers don't think of?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
I'll tell you next. I gotta give you a little.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Shout out to New New Happy birthday. She lives in
Maryland apparently, and listens on the iHeartRadio app. Wow, So
happy birthday from Stevie and Ethan to New New New. Yeah.
So every birthday you share a birthday with my sister Donna. Yeah,
Donna's got a birthday today.

Speaker 9 (27:03):
You.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Don RuPaul is sixty five, Danny Vito is eighty one. Wow,
still working hard for Jersey Mics though.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Is he really? Wow?

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Scene the commercials? No, you're not watching enough television.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
I don't watch regular Team.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Well you gotta start, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Martin Scarsese is eighty three years old and Lord Michael's,
producer of Saturday Night Live, is still doing his thing
eighty one years old.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (27:25):
What is it the item that a teacher said this
should be on your kid's school supply list.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
There's one item on my kid's school supply list that
absolutely blew my mind in the best way.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Because this teacher is a freaking genius.

Speaker 4 (27:38):
The fact that she thought to put this item on
your school's plylist just gives me so much faith that
she truly understands children. Fourth grader specifically, You want to
know what the item is.

Speaker 9 (27:49):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (27:49):
Dedant?

Speaker 9 (27:53):
Every child has to bring a stick of deoderant to
keep in their desk.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Our school's not air conditioned.

Speaker 9 (28:00):
Can you even begin to fathom how much thirty fourth
graders freshly recessed you off the blacktop and one hundred
degree Iowa corn sweat heat, the stench that has to
come off those children, and then you put them all
in one room together, unair conditioned from the vergin.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Ohoh man, I have It's been a long time since
I've been around kids that age, but I've heard from
teachers that's like, parents, your kids stink from about fourth
or fifth grade. They get some sort of hormone, pheromone
something in their sweat. It's not cute little five year
old sweat anymore.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
It's stink.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah. The aisle on the bus on a debate tournament
days spicy.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Stinky, and I'm like, get me out of here, spicy.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Then I think we need to add it to the
school supply list for all grades, especially high school. All
my adults too, not even just when you're in school.
Some people be walking around st A n K.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah it's true.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
Happy birthday, Kylie. She is thirteen years old to day,
so happy birthday. Thanks for listening to KD double ub.
Let's get on with a quick version of the Dirt.

Speaker 7 (29:09):
Jelly Roll just saved his shaved his face for the
first time in over ten years, and his wife Bunny XO.
She says she was shocked when she saw it, but
she hasn't he hasn't shown anyone else and they're keeping
it a secret for now. But I will tell you
I had a boyfriend once who did no shave November
and he had like a beard for a month, and
then when he shaved, it terrified me. So I can't

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imagine what Jelly Roll looks like without his face hair.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Already care for a while.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, Dave, you're gonna get excited about this because gets
what's coming to Disney. Plus, it's a nine part series.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
They're calling it The Beatles Anthology. It's dropping.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
Oh, it's gonna drop nine parts, but three episodes premiere
on November twenty six, which is what next week.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Now.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
The Beatles Anthology came out on ABC TV in nineteen
ninety six, so this is probably a replay.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Says the definitive story of the Beatles, as told by
the Beatles themselves.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
Yeah, is that it?

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I think that's the one who is called the Beatles
Anthology and it aired over like a week or two
back in nineteen ninety six, and that's how I fell
in love with the Beatles. Yes, to watch it life,
I probably will, so a very big fan. In four weeks,
John Cena fights in the w w E ring for
the final time. He says his farewell in New York City.

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Ww E Ross Dreams on Netflix from Madison Square Gardens.
Seventeen times WWE World Champion during his two decade career.
He's in the Guinness World Record Book for granting the
most make of wishes at six hundred and fifty and counting.
So that's kind of cool. That is the dirt brought
to you by six one two, Injured Heimer and Lambers

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Injury Law. I did something over the weekend. Yeah, I
had an adventure some weekend. And this is not about
the dog story at all. The dog story is we
already talked about that one. This is something that I
did that almost ended me up in divorce court. Divorce court,
something that I did this weekend, as Susan was very

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upset about. And then I want to ask if you've
ever done this before you hear the story coming up
in a minute on KADW.