May 7, 2025 • 36 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're not here to talk about animal crossing.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We looked on the interweb on KTIWB dot com and
our bios are very outdated. Now we don't have a
web designated web person anymore. Used to be web girl Tina,
and now we kind of are responsible for our updating
our own bios and things like that. So if you
go to kweb dot com, it says morning man Steve Cochran,
(00:25):
a Twin Cities favous has been waking up the Twin
City since nineteen eighty eight. Morning Man, Yeah, can.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I read what yours says?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, because they're outdated and we need to update our bios.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So Dave says, radio legend in Minnesota, Sweetheart Dave Ryan
can be heard weekday mornings on KATIEWB this year celebrating
twenty nine years.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So that was that was a few years ago as
host of.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The Day Ryan in the morning Show and his free time,
Dave loves to fly airplanes, play word'le, take his dog
Josie for walks, and talk about his favorite child, Carson.
Did you know that Dave is a member of the
High Society MENSA.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
If not, just stick around for five minutes, he'll mention it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Again lifetime member. Yeah, hi, IQ Society.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Mine is extremely outdated.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
She might not be a real meteorologist, but you'll love
Jenny Weather. She is or not lord the hardest working
person on The Dave Ryan Show. Finds time in her
personal life for snowboarding, running, biking, working out, and hanging
with friends.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She's a new homeowner no I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I've had a home for quite a few years now,
and is in a relationship with some guy No I'm
not and their dog Mickey, who passed away three and a.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Half years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
These are outdated.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh but she still got plenty of party left in her.
Outside of work, Jenny can be found hanging out of
the North Loop at the lake or tailgating at a
Gopher game.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I can't tell you the last time I'm tailgating at
a Gopher game. I do hang out at the lake
still though, So that's not outdated. And then Bailey don't
even have It's just crickets in there, just the cricket.
There was nobody to do it whenever we got hired.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so we've taken upon ourselves to update bios. So
I've updated your bio, Jenekay, and it's not meant to
be funny. This is this is a legitimate, sincere bio.
You won't meet someone more active and busy than Jenny.
Between pickleball, hiking, kickball, almost daily gym workouts, and joining
her camper van and socializing with friends, Jenny enjoys her
(02:18):
very active lifestyle. Formerly with the Minnesota Timberwolves in Canterbury Park,
he worked at Canterbury Park. Okay, Jenny discovered her love
for radio and is now one of the injured industry's
best known producers, having won the Gracie Award for Producer
of the Year. Always supportive, always friendly, and always a
great listener. You'll find Jenny with her morning iced coffee
(02:39):
running the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Genny is
happy to attend your party, your cookout, your bridal shower.
Just don't ask her to game night because she admittedly
hates board games.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, Wow, that was really nice. It was going to
be like silly, I misunderstood the assignment. Mine is not
as nice about were going to write court to onds.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, I'll do Dave's next now, but Dave, now I
feel bad.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Don't take this personally.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Dave Ryan has been waking up the Twin Cities for
over three decades.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
His sense of humor, high energy, and.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Too much honesty has captivated listeners to tune in every weekday,
at least when there's good ticket giveaways.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Dave is not just a.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Host of his Marconi winning morning show, but also a
serial hobbyist. From ukulele to flying to trolling people online,
Dave continues to try new things, only to forget about
them a week later and pick up a new hobby.
He's also an author, which you most likely already know
because whether it's Christmas or the Fourth of July, he'll
plug his children's book Little Dave's Amazing Day that you
(03:46):
guessed it is about himself Dave, but two.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
To four year olds do give it a five star review.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The book yeah on Amazon Little Dave's Amazing Day.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You can listen to The Day Ryan in the Morning
Show weekdays five thirty to ten.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
With Daddy Barhm's Dave Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A woman that people confuse for sasquatch, a kid from
Jersey that doesn't know the difference between one and ten
spritzes of cologne and Ruth Buzzy good one.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Jenny, Yeah, yours was funny. I forgot to work funny
into fying. Okay, all right, so we said, well, Bailey,
you write one for Vaunt, and Vont will write one
for Bailey. We'll actually slap these up on the website
so they're not being last updated in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Here's here's your response. Okay, hey, it's Vont Leek, a
New Jersey native and recent graduate from college with a
degree in production and design and radio. Probably he loves sneakers,
Tate McCrae, his college besties, and his girlfriend Alyssa, a
criminally under experienced eater but a great cook, gold medal
in saying he's going to do something and then never
(04:47):
following through. He's a man who demands justice just a
bit too much, but can whip up a fire Instagram
reel in record time. His grandma calls him boom. He
doesn't know why.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
All right, Okay, okay, very nice me to a t
all right. And then I wrote one about Bailey. So
Bailey's definitely the teacher's pet of the Dave Ryan Show.
You look sad for two seconds to she'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The first to say what's wrong, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And also, instead of an apple, she'll bring you a
diet coke before asking to have us in herself. She's quirky,
your biggest cheerleader and the biggest nerd. You can't help
but love unless you're any guy on the planet. Because
Bailey's desperate.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
For any love.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
She flirts with trees, she talks, she sees on her walks.
It's Bailey JS.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I love that. That should have worked in something about
how you have no real middle name. Sometimes those trees though,
maybe winking at men sexual Stop sexualizing trees.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are trees are not sexual?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Are we having a moment? It's so funny.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I walked this walk yesterday and you were here then too,
would you're.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
God?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, thanks, we'll put those up online and update
the bios because it is time. Okay, it is also
time to get you Katie Perry tickets. The show in
Houston is ninety five percent sold out. The show here
is very close to being sold out. So we're gonna
get you Katy Perry tickets right now. But you got
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to do a little something on the radio, and that
is to make a confession. You will have to confess
something something you got away with or something that you're
doing right now. What is it that you're getting away
with Now. The good news is I'm gonna run you
through the voice disguise are three thousand, so nobody will
know who you are. We're gonna try this out to
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test the equipment with weather girl Jenny. Jenny, go ahead
and give it a test.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There were no hi oh, I saw lovely.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
So my confession today is that I brought him a
nail clippers and I intend on clipping my big long
toenails and then throw them in Bonds studio. And when
he comes back from his vacation he's about to go on,
He's like, what is this and I'll be like, it's Dave.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, good, good bit. Okay, so that's the way it works.
I'm gonna play a Katie Peir while we load the
phones up with confessions. You want to go to the show.
It's an epic show. People are making fun of it.
You've seen the one where it's like, Okay, I'm Doris,
I'm Kathy Dennis.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
So if you haven't seen that, Dave has it shared
on his Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's so funny. I watched it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I watched it the Good twenty times last night.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It really is and you need to watch the whole thing,
because I'll be honest, I saw it at first and
I started swiping away and I was like, no, I
should watch it. So you don't see the joke until
the end.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The joke is at the end, and if you don't
understand it, it's from an old Saturday Night Live bit
with Kristen wigg Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Anyway, let's get you on the phone right now.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll do your confessions, will disguise your voice so nobody
will know that it's you that did this awful, ugly,
maybe illegal, definitely unethical thing, and we'll play an entire
Katy Perry song while we're waiting for you. The number
to call is six' five to one nine eight, NINE katwb.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The, Day ryan in The Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
SHOW i we go on that long stretch with no bathroom.
Break god, FORBID i take a bathroom break AND i
have to run.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Back, ah well that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Was a bathroom blake break slash coffee break slash where
you talking to. SOMEBODY i could hear you chatting in the.
Hallway he's always choiced and always. Chatting then he's, like,
oh that song wasn't long. Enough, no you got long
winded in your little.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Combo oh, Man, okay let's get to confessions on katiewb
For Katie perry. Tickets here's the. Deal you give me your.
Confession the best confession is going to get tickets For
Katy perry a week from last.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Night, sorry they get to talk, now so you can
take a little.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Breather, okay let's get on the. PHONE i love this
nice hum that we have in the. Background but let's
see what we got. Here let's go to confession number
one about Piggy. Banks what do you got About? Piggybanks
don't say your, name tell me your. Confession, yellow that
should be. You you should be on the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Air, hello if you can Hear dave's, voice just start.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Talking we'll try somebody else. Here, okay let's try something
because we might have it set up. Wrong, hello can
you hear me if you can.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Say, yes it's programming over.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
There, yeah it all looks like it's.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right, okay on that, one that?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
One, hello can you hear?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
OH i THINK i got you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now, okay don't say your, name but you have a
confession about something about your.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Husband what's going?
Speaker 8 (09:30):
On so he had a hamster that he had Since
susan in high, school and when we moved in, together
we had it in the little ball that it runs
around the, house and, sure AND i was walking through
the house AND.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
I kicked it really.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
HARD i didn't know what was going to come out
in front of, me AND i kicked it and slamed
against the wall and it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Died, oh telling.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
HIM i just picked it up and put it back
in its case unless it's actually found it later on
that night and pretended like it.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Just oh oh. Wow and he to this day he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Know oh my.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Gosh, okay that's that's a good.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
ONE i like.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
IT i don't.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Care all, right let's do another. One this is about
a lie that you. Told give me your, confession, please,
yes that's. You, yeah just assume That i'm talking to.
You if you hear me asking to tell your, story
just go ahead and assume it it's.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You go.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Ahead so one TIME i was speeding to work AND
i got pulled over and my tootle cop tell him
THAT i was having a, baby and he literally let
me go with no questions to asked like a. Blessing
And i'm like five, over you were doing twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Five you said you're having a.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Baby, YEAH i was having a, baby BUT i wasn't
having a.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
BABY i, MEAN i GUESS i would let you. Go, yeah, YEAH.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I would be worried IF i, said, Oh i'm having
a bit someone telling you MAYBE i have been trying
to get to the, hospital that they would just escort
me to the.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Hospit, well that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right there's a story that goes back years and years
about a guy and his mom got pulled over for.
Speeding the guy's driving and he runs back to the.
Cop he's, like my mom's really. Sick i'm trying to
get her to the. Hospital cop, says don't, Worry i'll
escort you to the. Hospital so the guy follows the
cop to the. Hospital the cop pulls up to the.
Curb the guy pulls up to the curb and the
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guy's trying to get his mom out of the, car
and the mom, says you should be you should be
the one pretending you're. Sick you're the one that was.
Speeding so, yeah it was all a big. Life all,
right let's go to another. One let's go to stealing.
Confession you are on For, Confessions tell me your.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Story so WHEN i was, FIFTEEN i was moving To,
minnesota And i'm had TO i was.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
So, MAD i had to. Move so we saw from
his mom and pop. Storm we sold like twenty cartons of.
Cigarettes we never got to smoke any but on our
way back to the, house we heard sparkling and we
thought it was Copst we jumped into the, bushes but
they were, prickly so we got all cut. Up never
smacked any of the, Cigarettes and, yeah it was it was.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
How, wait how you say cartons of? Cigarettes how do you?
Steal we had four, backpacks a carton of, cigarette.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Parts of, cigarettes hundreds of dollars and you didn't even want,
them and you've got prickly holes all over. You oh,
yeah oh, yeah it was a great dumb kids. STORY
i got we got one. More, uh let's see what we.
Got this is also, stealing but it involves something. Else
let's hear your. Confession, Hi, hi it's.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Yeah, Okay so my kids are almost nine and, six
and whenever they ask for money for, something which is
all the, TIME i always take it out of their
piggie banks and they have no idea they're spending their own.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Money, okay that's, genius and they should that that's. GENIUS
i love. It, okay these are all. Great Pet hamster
is the clear winner to. Me oh, yeah, OKAY i, know.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
BUT i just we cannot contone that. One i'm. SORRY
i like the piggy bank one personally BECAUSE i think
that's a. Mastermind that's the not those cars speeding.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Ticket.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Baby oh, OKAY i like the cigarette. One Vont maybe
you need to make the final. Decision it's.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Tough.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Uh the piggy bank, one, no give him the guy
that's sped out of the. TICKET i think he.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
WAS i think he made the story. Up, Really i'll
be honest with. YOU i think he made the.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
STORY i know a lot of people that have. Done
let's piggy bank piggy. Banker cigarettes is way, better you,
guys come on partons of. CIGARETTES i do think the. Cigarettes, okay,
cigarette that is the winner For Katie perry. Tickets, okay
tomorrow we'll have More Katy perry tickets at seven o
five and again at eight o five on kt W.
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B we're playing lyric shuffle coming up in his Second
we love this. Game name a song that's got the
word time in. It, ready go let's?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Do, okay there you.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Go that's the way it, works we'll play it next
on kd W. W, hey if you are on The iHeartRadio,
app give us a little preset love because the corporate
guys they are like, going, okay how many preset likes
did you get? Today it's, like, OH i don't know,
six that's not. Enough so we are on thin ice.
NOW i talked to the CORPORATE. Vp corporate and, no
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it's It's joyce and Joy joyce, says you're this is a, Quote,
Ryan you're on thin ice and you're jumping up and.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Down so.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Jumping up and.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Down you're on thin ice and you're jumping up and.
Down that's What joyce said from. Corporate she, said get
it together or you're O U t out of. Here
SO i, said, well what CAN i do to help you?
Out she, said get more? Presets, okay get more. Presets
that valid thing we could. Try so do us that favorite.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Please.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Yeah it's like in the top right corner, right it's.
Easy one click the top left, corner top. Left one
little sign. Yet, okay we're gonna go head to head
on lyrics. Shuffle jenny will give us one. Word we
have to think of a song that's got that one
word in the, lyrics and here we.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Go you'll go first. Today i'm ready, arrive.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
ARRIVE.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I arrive nothing nothing that's not, right not, arrived good,
LUCK i got nothing.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Either She.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Oh, Wow Kevin, rudolph it's a great forgotten. Song wow, wow.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
No points on to vaunt.
Speaker 6 (15:53):
Started started fun the bottom, now oh good, Ones scott
of fun the bottom net of whole team's, here.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Bitch proud of. YOU i was. Nervous, Okay round, Two, dave.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Get a'm, coming so let's get. This so if you
get this, part get get this party. Started AND.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I got the phrasing, wrong got it eventually sort. Of
i'll give it To, okay thank.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
YOU i needed.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
It. Okay tied one to one month for, you so.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
You better get this party. Started, Okay i'm coming.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
Out i'm coming away away uh.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Away in a.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Manger, Yeah i'll take. It that. Works it just has
to be a. Song, so, okay the score right, Now, Billy,
sorry keeping?
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Scoreless that's, Okay, SORRY i that's. Okay vont has one
von Has.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
It's, okay we're playing for, Sorry, YEAH i think that's. It,
Okay so we're on around, three tied one to one.
Town this is.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Me, no this Is.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
David we're going to rock this, down rock get inside.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
Out nice good road trip. Song m, hmmm quick and. Easy.
Okay dave has two one for you become who will
he become the guy on the. Street you're Not david
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win to become.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
One we want to play that. Song that's a great.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Song, well we got to finish the game first and
then we probably have to do a, commercial but we
can maybe do it after. That, okay, Okay so now
the school where we're onto the final, Round, Yes dave
has three test one all, right, fine you gotta get
a steal. Here, okay shut it off so. Strong this
is For dave, though since he just stole that. One
so this Is dave's word, body this is.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Me ye, body YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, body, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA, YadA.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Yead look At dave told not to make the. STALLION
i was HOPING i could have gotten that. STEEL i
was gonna go punch him in the stomach so that
way he couldn't think of the. Stomach he, is.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
How SHOULD i win?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
By you won by quite a few technically cannot come
back at this point in.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Time don't try to stop. Me i'm gonna play two
become one after, this take a little. Break we'll come
back with the spices before we get To you can't
make this stuff. UP i get to do Our teacher
of The. Day it's not LIKE i got. TO i
have the privilege of doing Our teacher of The day.
Winter Each teacher of The day gets an appreciation prize,
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pack which includes a boy of rum and some Valley.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I'm gonna stop saying that people are gonna get so
hyped and then they're gonna be.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
They dave, Said i'd get a bottle of rum and
a handful of. Allium, no you get one hundred dollars
visa gift. Card and this is really. Cool five delicious
free loaves of bread From Country hearth and. More shout
Out Country. Hearts shout out to all the drivers and
the workers over. Here they're off A highway fifty five
over there in The plymouth. Area no smells like baking,
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Breads Country. Hearts shout Out loafi And Country. Hearts so
thanks to those. Guys Alison, hogan she teaches seventh and
eighth grade Into Noca Middle, school so nominated By, mikayla
but shout out Miss Allison hogan or Missus hogan whatever
she has called over. There congratulations and thank you for
doing what you.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Do god's. Work we it. Is we covered this story,
earlier BUT i thought it was so good that we
were gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Again this is a cop pulls over a woman because
she has like expired tags and is suspended.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
License then he realizes there's a warrant out for her.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Arrest but as he's you, know pulled her out of
the car and she's, cooperating she's you, know being kind
and she's not resisting or. Anything he's got her, cuffed
and he notices that there's a raccoon in the. Car
raccoon's got something interesting in its.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Mouth what is that it?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Is it's a meth. Pipe it's meth. Pipe and here's
the cops bodycam. Audio REASON i stopped. Here you are
suspended with a warrant for your, arrest and the raccoon
her meth.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Pipe that's, right her.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Pipe he's playing with a meth pipe right.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Now there's no trying to smoke, it.
Speaker 10 (20:42):
There's no.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
One all, right had enough fun in?
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Games, okay you know.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
What this is another reason WHY i admire cops because
of the stuff they gotta put up. WITH i, mean
sometimes it's very. Dangerous sometimes you have to like counsel
people and be therapist and that type of. Thing but
other times you get a good laugh on your well
and you're a body cam because there's a. Raccoon by the,
way she did have all the paperwork for the raccoon
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because In ohio it is apparently legal to have a
raccoon for a.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Pet his name Is Chewy.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Chewy. Yeah was he wearing a little, outfit, well of
course he.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Was, yeah, yes a little, thie a little vest, On,
yes exactly. Right so, anyway if you want to watch
the video of, that just search meth raccoon and it
will pop.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
UP i.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Promise there is a neighboring state of ours that does
allow you to legally own a. Raccoon which ones do you? Think,
actually there's, Two which ones.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Do you, Think, well it's going to Be.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Wisconsin wisconsin is one of almost other. Ones nor With.
Dakota you're Close South South.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Kota then At south, Yeah South, Dakota, Illinois, arkansas don't
surprise me, There, Oklahoma, Illinois, Yeah. WOW i, KNOW i
was a little bit surprised about that one.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Too. Missouri maybe only if the raccoon is educated In.
Illinois they're lake we want fancy raccoons here In.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Illinois you've been To, illinois have.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It seems pretty.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Masculine people Think illinois is Just chicago and that's that's.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All it's. Not chicago is like such a tiny portion Of.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
ILLINOIS i, mean it's a big, portion but it's also
like not representative of the entire. State florida also of
course allows.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It why would they. Not It's. Florida anything goes down.
There why Not. MINNESOTA i want a. Raccoon we're a
little more refined here In.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
MINNESOTA i think there was a story about the best
and worst, states AND i don't have it in front
of me right, now but off the top of my,
Head utah voted the best.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
STATE i guess that's to, live then to?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Live what's THE i.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Believe so last Is, louisiana and then we're about number
four or so it so of the best states to live,
in it.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Says, uh, yeah you talked number, One New hampshires number,
two followed By, Idaho minnesota number, four and then you Got, Nebraska.
Florida florida is interesting to be up that, high but
yeah It florida's.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Beautiful that's why you think of hillbilly's and rednecks with you,
know like a refrigerator on the front.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Porch But florida is.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Beautiful the best states to live in After Florida, Vermont South, Dakota, Massachusetts.
Washington then a list goes, on but, yes the worst
state Is. Louisiana, okay thank you for, That.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Anna NOW i also made another, promise, yeah and that
is to play this banger from The Spice. Girls it
came up a little while ago On Lyric. Shuffle it's,
wait you don't need to know the name of the,
song you already. Know it's called To Become one On
KATIE Wb So bailey's in hot water with her apartment. Management,
(23:42):
okay because Well i'll let you tell the.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Story, Yes, so yesterday was the fourth day THAT i
had a handyman in my apartment trying to fix my,
toilet which WHEN i noticed the first time that it
wasn't flushing, correctly like it wasn't doing the glug glug,
glug reaho out to my. Landlord and when he sent
in like one guy to fix. It he's, like what
have you been flushing down this toilet because of course
(24:07):
it's my, fault AND i, assured, like nothing. Weird so
they ended up fixing. It it was fixed for a
handful of, days and then it started not flushing correctly.
Again so they've been back at my apartment, now including,
today for the last three. Days and yesterday my landlord called.
Me he's, like good, news bad. News we found the,
clog and as we were getting it out with the,
(24:28):
snake the snake. Broke that is one aggressive, clog which
is but, see that's like my thing is That i'm
telling my landlord it's not my. Fault LIKE i, Literally
i'm only flushing the things that you're supposed to flush
down the. Toilet and he's, like, no you've been flushing
wipes down this. Toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Fleshable they all say.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Flushable and then but anybody who works for like plumbers or,
whatever we'll tell you don't flush. Wipes they don't. Disintegrade,
yeah AND i haven't flushed.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
WIPES i have a bid. Day i've had a bid
day for like four, year SO i haven't flushed any
wipes in four years or, whatever and so so, yeah
it's it's not it's not looking good for me to
the point where they took my toilet out of my.
Bathroom it is now in my, kitchen sink is in my,
hallway and they had to rip up most of my,
(25:19):
floor which is all, tile so there's concrete and, tile
like buckets of concrete and tile out in the hallway
of the. Apartment it looks it looks really. Bad it's
on My instagram stories At baileyonair you can look at,
it BECAUSE i just complain about it. Constantly you have
a hole that leads To alice In. Wonderland bathroom is
essentially what it looks. Like and what what annoyed me
(25:41):
probably the, most is that they took everything out of my.
Bathroom so they took everything off the, walls off the,
shelves out of my. Shower they put it in a
handful of boxes and then put them in my, bedroom
which why are you in my? Bedroom can you have
put that in the?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Kids there's your toilet in your kitchen there it, is
or your dining room looks like, That and and.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah they kind of were just, like do you have
anywhere else that you can, go do you have like a,
girlfriend boyfriend that you could spend the night with because
you can't use your. Bathroom we. Don't you don't have
a bathroom, Period so that's. FUN i had to go
to my dad's house to poop and use the, shower
so that, YEAH i was like, hey beer b and
(26:20):
then just came out and left again BECAUSE i don't
want to leave my. Cat LIKE i REALIZED i could
leave and like go stay with someone, else but my poor,
cat like every time these guys are there that he's
just cowering in the. Closet so in an, apartment, like
there's other tenants in your.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Building, yeah isn't there reason to believe that the whatever
the clog is could be from them, too because it's
all the same.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Plumbing, Yeah and that's WHAT.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I said to one of the, handymen because there's four
handymen who are working on this, bathroom not a, plumber just.
Handyman and one of them is the landlord's, son and he's, like,
oh did my dad call? You AND i was, like, yeah, sure,
hey you could it be from someone else above? Me
could it be from not?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
Me?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Potentially because why AM i getting the you, know the the,
brunt the, troll everything comes.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Down you're on the garden, levels so it all comes,
down so people above you maybe flushing wipes and then
it could flog appears near, you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And then like why not contact everyone in the, building
be like, hey stop flushing. Wipes but also like what
if it's a tree branch or something in the. Underground
whatever's quite. Common, yeah so hopefully they'll find out today
when they put the camera down. There but also also
like they're gonna have to replace the entire floor of my.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Bathroom they. ARE i just looked at it's a it's
it's tore.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Up, Yeah SO i DON'T i don't know what to.
Do but my dad SAYS i need to be more
aggressive and ask for a rent reduction and demand to
be put in a, Hotel and, LIKE i hate. CONFRONTATION
i am not an aggressive. Person All i've been saying
to my landlord IS i can guarantee YOU i have
not flushed any. Wipes so if you're gonna blame it
on me with, wipes that's poo poo on.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
You.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
You so THAT'S.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I i just don't like, it AND i but, well
it sucks that you don't have a place to go
to the bathroom in your, Apartment.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And my apartment's a mess because it's just four dudes
walking in and, out walking in and out with all
of this like dust in the air and like you,
know shards of. Tile, now it's just my apartment looks
like d. Day it's.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Awful do you feel like you're gonna have a functioning
toilet by the end of?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Today i'm absolutely. Well you can always stay in my.
Place i've got plenty Of.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
WELL i was gonna say you can't bring cap, unfortunately
BECAUSE i would say you, could except for. TODAY i
do have two dogs, coming SO i hate but BUT
i would have said yes to coming To MIGHT i just.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Come over and poop in your? Toilet? Okay that's, FINE
i Mean i'm Not we're not too far from each.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Other so if you seriously need to come over and
poop you just can you just send me the poop.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Emoji that's what friends are.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
For aaron's on the phone with a commentary On bailey's bathroomless?
Bathroom what's up? Erin, Well, oh they're gonna push buttons
to get hold.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
On there we. Go you're on Aeron Hi hi.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Daily if you need a place to stay while this
is all going. On, legally if you are renting in your,
leave if your house has become, uninhabitable which it, has
they legally have to put you up in a hotel
or they have to give you money back on your.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Rent, OKAY i THINK i would definitely ask for money
back on my rent BECAUSE i don't need a, hotel
like BECAUSE i could stay At, JENNY'S i could stay
at my. Dad's but that's a GOOD i gotta look
at my lease BECAUSE i have, IT i know exactly
where it. IS i got to look at it BECAUSE
i wouldn't mind having some rent. Reduction that'd be great
if you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Go with whatever the cost of the, Hotel like if
a hotel is like one hundred and fifty bucks a,
night however many nights that this is going on, for
that's the amount of money that they will likely owe.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You oh, okay that's good to. Know, erin thank, you
thank you so. Much i'm gonna write that down BECAUSE
i want that money bag. Totally thank, You.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Eric appreciate that you should go full force like demanding
like whatever back in your, lease whether the rent or,
whatever and then say Also i'm Feeling Betty, hannah.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's how it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Work, WELL i can Picture bailey at The teppin' yach
table with her landlord and the four handymen all having
those shrimp fried rides they're all doing.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
To shots of. Saki, YEAH i Especih they would hire
like a plumber to just get it done in a
couple of hours or find out what the problem. Is
and it's, LIKE i don't have any problem with, handymen
but it's taken five days to fix it or to
find out what's wrong with it with four.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Handymen the good news is they're working on.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It yeah they.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
ARE i mean that's they're not getting anything, done BUT
i guess at least they're not going while you're on your. Own,
yeah that, sucks and you're more than welcome to poop
over At jame's.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
House, GIRL i got you.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Cover, okay good And now from the world's most unreliable,
sources It's dave's dirt On katie W.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
B this is kind of a funny.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Story it's interesting Chapel rone is talking about the best,
song the coolest song. Ever what does Chapel rone think
is the coolest?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Song, ever nothing has ever made me feel like as
powerful as WHEN i like saying very kudah on stage at.
ALL i was, like, actually this is the coolest song,
ever AND i feel like a real rock.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Star what Does barracuda sound? Like you probably know this
song that is a Boss check, song but, NAH i.
Can't that song is fifty years. Old the LAPD's anti
stalker unit is now understanding That Jennifer aniston was. Targeted
(31:28):
remember that it was a couple of days, ago maybe On,
monday that somebody in the afternoon drove. There it was
A Pt cruiser through the front. Gate, now first of,
all nobody drives A Pt cruiser. Anymore they were cool
back in the. Day but so their threat management unit
is investigating this guy who was Arrested monday after plowing
(31:48):
it into her. Estage he was booked for felony. Vandalism
but he's a. Stalker he's been living in THAT Pt
cruiser for.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Months he is.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Delusional he believes that he is a christ like figure
and that he is married To Jennifer. Aniston, wow he
is posted this is really. Scary he posted On. Facebook
they amaze me packing so much love in such a
small package known As Jennifer Joanna, aniston and then he
gives his last, name oh. Creepy he wrote several times
about his. Infatuation he called himself the perfect. Husband In,
(32:19):
september he posted a message, SAYING i blanking love. You
come get me or call me tell me your. Address if,
Not i'm coming hunting next. Weekend. Wow, wow miss you
know you think of like celebrities have it, made but
you HAVE i could live with that over your. Head
that would that's. Terrified it's. Terrified Well i'm glad they
(32:39):
got him, though and like at least he's, not you,
know still out on the.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Run, Yeah but is he gonna actually be like held
for a while or is he going to be let
go because the charges aren't going to be that, bad
because it's probably just gonna be like property. Damage it's
not gonna have anything to do with the fact that he.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
STOPS a good.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Point that's a very good. Point, yeah he'll probably get,
like you, know a weekend in jail and then that's.
It Katy perry opens Her North american tour tonight In.
Houston it is one of the stops that is nearly sold,
out about ninety five percent of the seats have been.
Sold also doing well In, Austin, Newark, Chicago, seattle In San,
francisco less popular In La, Atlanta, nashville And. Raleigh they're
(33:17):
saying about three quarters, full which is not a, disaster
but just you, know you want to sell out or
come close to a. Sellout Rolling stone magazine says all
the criticism Of katie's tour has been. Unfair he, said
is a high production. Spectacle it had multiple standing. Ovations
it's an experience complete with acrobatic, flips flying, props And
(33:40):
Katy perry at the center of the. Storyline and it's
a reminder she's always been a, campy, silly over the
top kind of a pop, star AND i think that's
true to her. Brand BUT i haven't seen any good
stuff on social. Media we just see the ones of her,
like you, know doing the baby shark bite thing and
then act like she's cuddling a baby.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And her like the shark like left, shark right shark.
Thing that was like the fun kookie, stuff and now
it's just kind of like, lackluster half.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Done that's the part we're seeing. Though BUT i got to,
imagine why aren't we seeing any good parts of her,
tour Because i'm sure they're out.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There she when she.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Came to Jingle ball a handful of years, ago, honestly
her set was usually Jingle ball artists don't put together
some crazy, set but she actually had like a big
set of ornaments that you could stand in and it
was very theatrical and it was. Good she's not a,
dancer LIKE i don't know who's a good. Example Maybe Sabrina. Carpenter,
no Not Sabrina. Carpenter she doesn't dance that. Much she's
not a dancer like a boy band by any, means
(34:37):
but she still puts on a show and can dance
somewhat and then has like the theatrics to back her.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Up SO i feel like there's.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Got to be at least something in the background that's
good to, watch you know WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
MEAN i think so because she's just a solo, performer
and you're, right she's not a dancer. Really it's kind
of Like. Pink pink is not really a, dancer but
she realized to make her shows, spectacular she's had to
do the aerobatics and all the trampees work and. Whatever
And i've never seen her, show But i've seen clips
and it looks very. Cool for a while, now people
have been turning engagements into quite the spectacle with video
(35:08):
photographers and other big public. Gestures theirs days are coming
to an. End couples are now opting for more, intimate quiet,
proposals and they say that about half of young couples
even prefer picking out the ring. Together quiet proposing is
a new trend where engagements are kept intimate in, private
without public displays or widespread, announcements focusing on the low
(35:31):
key personal moment for the. Couple more couples wanting to
choose a ring together reflects a shift toward a more,
intentional collaborative proposal. Process, now if you're going to get that,
ring make sure you get it at wedding.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Day.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Diamonds yeah about, That, yeah they're. Awesome and also don't
Forget Mother's day only a few days. Away don't be
caught empty handed On sunday morning When mom wakes. Up
and remember you're also responsible for getting something from the
kids for. Mom and they have great things That mom
will try cherish. Forever from wedding day. Diamonds and that
(36:04):
is the dirt brought to you by sixty one Two
Injured himer And lammer's injury.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Law coming, up.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We're gonna talk about somebody who's who's doesn't have a
lot of, money and, honestly they're gonna tell you about
their situation and some of the things they've had to
pass up on for their kid because they don't have
a lot of. Money and she's not looking for ways
to make, money she's looking to find out whether this
has an effect on her kid when this kid grows,
Up will it affect her in the long term that
(36:30):
or is it really bothering. Her she's nine years old
and she doesn't have a lot to spend on her.
Kid so is this making the kid aware and embarrassed
or is it? Okay we'll talk about that coming up
next ON kd
We're not here to talk about animal crossing.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
We looked on the interweb on KTIWB dot com and
our bios are very outdated. Now we don't have a
web designated web person anymore. Used to be web girl Tina,
and now we kind of are responsible for our updating
our own bios and things like that. So if you
go to kweb dot com, it says morning man Steve Cochran,
(00:25):
a Twin Cities favous has been waking up the Twin
City since nineteen eighty eight. Morning Man, Yeah, can.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
I read what yours says?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah, because they're outdated and we need to update our bios.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
So Dave says, radio legend in Minnesota, Sweetheart Dave Ryan
can be heard weekday mornings on KATIEWB this year celebrating
twenty nine years.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
So that was that was a few years ago as
host of.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
The Day Ryan in the morning Show and his free time,
Dave loves to fly airplanes, play word'le, take his dog
Josie for walks, and talk about his favorite child, Carson.
Did you know that Dave is a member of the
High Society MENSA.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
If not, just stick around for five minutes, he'll mention it.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Again lifetime member. Yeah, hi, IQ Society.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Mine is extremely outdated.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
She might not be a real meteorologist, but you'll love
Jenny Weather. She is or not lord the hardest working
person on The Dave Ryan Show. Finds time in her
personal life for snowboarding, running, biking, working out, and hanging
with friends.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
She's a new homeowner no I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
I've had a home for quite a few years now,
and is in a relationship with some guy No I'm
not and their dog Mickey, who passed away three and a.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
Half years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
These are outdated.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh but she still got plenty of party left in her.
Outside of work, Jenny can be found hanging out of
the North Loop at the lake or tailgating at a
Gopher game.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
I can't tell you the last time I'm tailgating at
a Gopher game. I do hang out at the lake
still though, So that's not outdated. And then Bailey don't
even have It's just crickets in there, just the cricket.
There was nobody to do it whenever we got hired.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yeah, so we've taken upon ourselves to update bios. So
I've updated your bio, Jenekay, and it's not meant to
be funny. This is this is a legitimate, sincere bio.
You won't meet someone more active and busy than Jenny.
Between pickleball, hiking, kickball, almost daily gym workouts, and joining
her camper van and socializing with friends, Jenny enjoys her
(02:18):
very active lifestyle. Formerly with the Minnesota Timberwolves in Canterbury Park,
he worked at Canterbury Park. Okay, Jenny discovered her love
for radio and is now one of the injured industry's
best known producers, having won the Gracie Award for Producer
of the Year. Always supportive, always friendly, and always a
great listener. You'll find Jenny with her morning iced coffee
(02:39):
running the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show. Genny is
happy to attend your party, your cookout, your bridal shower.
Just don't ask her to game night because she admittedly
hates board games.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yes, Wow, that was really nice. It was going to
be like silly, I misunderstood the assignment. Mine is not
as nice about were going to write court to onds.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Okay, I'll do Dave's next now, but Dave, now I
feel bad.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Don't take this personally.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Dave Ryan has been waking up the Twin Cities for
over three decades.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
His sense of humor, high energy, and.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Too much honesty has captivated listeners to tune in every weekday,
at least when there's good ticket giveaways.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Dave is not just a.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
Host of his Marconi winning morning show, but also a
serial hobbyist. From ukulele to flying to trolling people online,
Dave continues to try new things, only to forget about
them a week later and pick up a new hobby.
He's also an author, which you most likely already know
because whether it's Christmas or the Fourth of July, he'll
plug his children's book Little Dave's Amazing Day that you
(03:46):
guessed it is about himself Dave, but two.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
To four year olds do give it a five star review.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
The book yeah on Amazon Little Dave's Amazing Day.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
You can listen to The Day Ryan in the Morning
Show weekdays five thirty to ten.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
With Daddy Barhm's Dave Ryan.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
A woman that people confuse for sasquatch, a kid from
Jersey that doesn't know the difference between one and ten
spritzes of cologne and Ruth Buzzy good one.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Jenny, Yeah, yours was funny. I forgot to work funny
into fying. Okay, all right, so we said, well, Bailey,
you write one for Vaunt, and Vont will write one
for Bailey. We'll actually slap these up on the website
so they're not being last updated in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Here's here's your response. Okay, hey, it's Vont Leek, a
New Jersey native and recent graduate from college with a
degree in production and design and radio. Probably he loves sneakers,
Tate McCrae, his college besties, and his girlfriend Alyssa, a
criminally under experienced eater but a great cook, gold medal
in saying he's going to do something and then never
(04:47):
following through. He's a man who demands justice just a
bit too much, but can whip up a fire Instagram
reel in record time. His grandma calls him boom. He
doesn't know why.
Speaker 6 (04:58):
All right, Okay, okay, very nice me to a t
all right. And then I wrote one about Bailey. So
Bailey's definitely the teacher's pet of the Dave Ryan Show.
You look sad for two seconds to she'll be.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The first to say what's wrong, buddy.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
And also, instead of an apple, she'll bring you a
diet coke before asking to have us in herself. She's quirky,
your biggest cheerleader and the biggest nerd. You can't help
but love unless you're any guy on the planet. Because
Bailey's desperate.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
For any love.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
She flirts with trees, she talks, she sees on her walks.
It's Bailey JS.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
I love that. That should have worked in something about
how you have no real middle name. Sometimes those trees though,
maybe winking at men sexual Stop sexualizing trees.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are trees are not sexual?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Are we having a moment? It's so funny.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
I walked this walk yesterday and you were here then too,
would you're.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
God?
Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, thanks, we'll put those up online and update
the bios because it is time. Okay, it is also
time to get you Katie Perry tickets. The show in
Houston is ninety five percent sold out. The show here
is very close to being sold out. So we're gonna
get you Katy Perry tickets right now. But you got
(06:12):
to do a little something on the radio, and that
is to make a confession. You will have to confess
something something you got away with or something that you're
doing right now. What is it that you're getting away
with Now. The good news is I'm gonna run you
through the voice disguise are three thousand, so nobody will
know who you are. We're gonna try this out to
(06:34):
test the equipment with weather girl Jenny. Jenny, go ahead
and give it a test.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
There were no hi oh, I saw lovely.
Speaker 7 (06:40):
So my confession today is that I brought him a
nail clippers and I intend on clipping my big long
toenails and then throw them in Bonds studio. And when
he comes back from his vacation he's about to go on,
He's like, what is this and I'll be like, it's Dave.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
He's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, good, good bit. Okay, so that's the way it works.
I'm gonna play a Katie Peir while we load the
phones up with confessions. You want to go to the show.
It's an epic show. People are making fun of it.
You've seen the one where it's like, Okay, I'm Doris,
I'm Kathy Dennis.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
So if you haven't seen that, Dave has it shared
on his Instagram.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
It's so funny. I watched it.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I watched it the Good twenty times last night.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
It really is and you need to watch the whole thing,
because I'll be honest, I saw it at first and
I started swiping away and I was like, no, I
should watch it. So you don't see the joke until
the end.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
The joke is at the end, and if you don't
understand it, it's from an old Saturday Night Live bit
with Kristen wigg Yes.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Anyway, let's get you on the phone right now.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
We'll do your confessions, will disguise your voice so nobody
will know that it's you that did this awful, ugly,
maybe illegal, definitely unethical thing, and we'll play an entire
Katy Perry song while we're waiting for you. The number
to call is six' five to one nine eight, NINE katwb.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
The, Day ryan in The Morning.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
SHOW i we go on that long stretch with no bathroom.
Break god, FORBID i take a bathroom break AND i
have to run.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Back, ah well that.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Was a bathroom blake break slash coffee break slash where
you talking to. SOMEBODY i could hear you chatting in the.
Hallway he's always choiced and always. Chatting then he's, like,
oh that song wasn't long. Enough, no you got long
winded in your little.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Combo oh, Man, okay let's get to confessions on katiewb
For Katie perry. Tickets here's the. Deal you give me your.
Confession the best confession is going to get tickets For
Katy perry a week from last.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Night, sorry they get to talk, now so you can
take a little.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Breather, okay let's get on the. PHONE i love this
nice hum that we have in the. Background but let's
see what we got. Here let's go to confession number
one about Piggy. Banks what do you got About? Piggybanks
don't say your, name tell me your. Confession, yellow that
should be. You you should be on the.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Air, hello if you can Hear dave's, voice just start.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Talking we'll try somebody else. Here, okay let's try something
because we might have it set up. Wrong, hello can
you hear me if you can.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Say, yes it's programming over.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
There, yeah it all looks like it's.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right, okay on that, one that?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
One, hello can you hear?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
Me?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
OH i THINK i got you.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Now, okay don't say your, name but you have a
confession about something about your.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Husband what's going?
Speaker 8 (09:30):
On so he had a hamster that he had Since
susan in high, school and when we moved in, together
we had it in the little ball that it runs
around the, house and, sure AND i was walking through
the house AND.
Speaker 9 (09:45):
I kicked it really.
Speaker 8 (09:46):
HARD i didn't know what was going to come out
in front of, me AND i kicked it and slamed
against the wall and it.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Died, oh telling.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
HIM i just picked it up and put it back
in its case unless it's actually found it later on
that night and pretended like it.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Just oh oh. Wow and he to this day he doesn't.
Speaker 5 (10:04):
Know oh my.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Gosh, okay that's that's a good.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
ONE i like.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
IT i don't.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Care all, right let's do another. One this is about
a lie that you. Told give me your, confession, please,
yes that's. You, yeah just assume That i'm talking to.
You if you hear me asking to tell your, story
just go ahead and assume it it's.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
You go.
Speaker 10 (10:32):
Ahead so one TIME i was speeding to work AND
i got pulled over and my tootle cop tell him
THAT i was having a, baby and he literally let
me go with no questions to asked like a. Blessing
And i'm like five, over you were doing twenty.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Five you said you're having a.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Baby, YEAH i was having a, baby BUT i wasn't
having a.
Speaker 1 (10:55):
BABY i, MEAN i GUESS i would let you. Go, yeah, YEAH.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I would be worried IF i, said, Oh i'm having
a bit someone telling you MAYBE i have been trying
to get to the, hospital that they would just escort
me to the.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Hospit, well that's exactly.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Right there's a story that goes back years and years
about a guy and his mom got pulled over for.
Speeding the guy's driving and he runs back to the.
Cop he's, like my mom's really. Sick i'm trying to
get her to the. Hospital cop, says don't, Worry i'll
escort you to the. Hospital so the guy follows the
cop to the. Hospital the cop pulls up to the.
Curb the guy pulls up to the curb and the
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guy's trying to get his mom out of the, car
and the mom, says you should be you should be
the one pretending you're. Sick you're the one that was.
Speeding so, yeah it was all a big. Life all,
right let's go to another. One let's go to stealing.
Confession you are on For, Confessions tell me your.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
Story so WHEN i was, FIFTEEN i was moving To,
minnesota And i'm had TO i was.
Speaker 9 (11:57):
So, MAD i had to. Move so we saw from
his mom and pop. Storm we sold like twenty cartons of.
Cigarettes we never got to smoke any but on our
way back to the, house we heard sparkling and we
thought it was Copst we jumped into the, bushes but
they were, prickly so we got all cut. Up never
smacked any of the, Cigarettes and, yeah it was it was.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
How, wait how you say cartons of? Cigarettes how do you?
Steal we had four, backpacks a carton of, cigarette.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Parts of, cigarettes hundreds of dollars and you didn't even want,
them and you've got prickly holes all over. You oh,
yeah oh, yeah it was a great dumb kids. STORY
i got we got one. More, uh let's see what we.
Got this is also, stealing but it involves something. Else
let's hear your. Confession, Hi, hi it's.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
You.
Speaker 11 (12:48):
Yeah, Okay so my kids are almost nine and, six
and whenever they ask for money for, something which is
all the, TIME i always take it out of their
piggie banks and they have no idea they're spending their own.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
Money, okay that's, genius and they should that that's. GENIUS
i love. It, okay these are all. Great Pet hamster
is the clear winner to. Me oh, yeah, OKAY i, know.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
BUT i just we cannot contone that. One i'm. SORRY
i like the piggy bank one personally BECAUSE i think
that's a. Mastermind that's the not those cars speeding.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Ticket.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Baby oh, OKAY i like the cigarette. One Vont maybe
you need to make the final. Decision it's.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Tough.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Uh the piggy bank, one, no give him the guy
that's sped out of the. TICKET i think he.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
WAS i think he made the story. Up, Really i'll
be honest with. YOU i think he made the.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
STORY i know a lot of people that have. Done
let's piggy bank piggy. Banker cigarettes is way, better you,
guys come on partons of. CIGARETTES i do think the. Cigarettes, okay,
cigarette that is the winner For Katie perry. Tickets, okay
tomorrow we'll have More Katy perry tickets at seven o
five and again at eight o five on kt W.
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have to think of a song that's got that one
word in the, lyrics and here we.
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get this, part get get this party. Started AND.
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i'll give it To, okay thank.
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Away in a.
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sorry keeping?
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Okay so we're on around, three tied one to one.
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Speaker 3 (17:23):
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Okay dave has two one for you become who will
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win to become.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
One we want to play that. Song that's a great.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Song, well we got to finish the game first and
then we probably have to do a, commercial but we
can maybe do it after. That, okay, Okay so now
the school where we're onto the final, Round, Yes dave
has three test one all, right, fine you gotta get
a steal. Here, okay shut it off so. Strong this
is For dave, though since he just stole that. One
so this Is dave's word, body this is.
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Yead look At dave told not to make the. STALLION
i was HOPING i could have gotten that. STEEL i
was gonna go punch him in the stomach so that
way he couldn't think of the. Stomach he, is.
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pack which includes a boy of rum and some Valley.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
I'm gonna stop saying that people are gonna get so
hyped and then they're gonna be.
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a handful of. Allium, no you get one hundred dollars
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Speaker 1 (19:50):
Do god's. Work we it. Is we covered this story,
earlier BUT i thought it was so good that we
were gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Again this is a cop pulls over a woman because
she has like expired tags and is suspended.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
License then he realizes there's a warrant out for her.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Arrest but as he's you, know pulled her out of
the car and she's, cooperating she's you, know being kind
and she's not resisting or. Anything he's got her, cuffed
and he notices that there's a raccoon in the. Car
raccoon's got something interesting in its.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Mouth what is that it?
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Is it's a meth. Pipe it's meth. Pipe and here's
the cops bodycam. Audio REASON i stopped. Here you are
suspended with a warrant for your, arrest and the raccoon
her meth.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Pipe that's, right her.
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Pipe he's playing with a meth pipe right.
Speaker 8 (20:36):
Now there's no trying to smoke, it.
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There's no.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
One all, right had enough fun in?
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Games, okay you know.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
What this is another reason WHY i admire cops because
of the stuff they gotta put up. WITH i, mean
sometimes it's very. Dangerous sometimes you have to like counsel
people and be therapist and that type of. Thing but
other times you get a good laugh on your well
and you're a body cam because there's a. Raccoon by the,
way she did have all the paperwork for the raccoon
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because In ohio it is apparently legal to have a
raccoon for a.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Pet his name Is Chewy.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Chewy. Yeah was he wearing a little, outfit, well of
course he.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
Was, yeah, yes a little, thie a little vest, On,
yes exactly. Right so, anyway if you want to watch
the video of, that just search meth raccoon and it
will pop.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
UP i.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Promise there is a neighboring state of ours that does
allow you to legally own a. Raccoon which ones do you? Think,
actually there's, Two which ones.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Do you, Think, well it's going to Be.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Wisconsin wisconsin is one of almost other. Ones nor With.
Dakota you're Close South South.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Kota then At south, Yeah South, Dakota, Illinois, arkansas don't
surprise me, There, Oklahoma, Illinois, Yeah. WOW i, KNOW i
was a little bit surprised about that one.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
Too. Missouri maybe only if the raccoon is educated In.
Illinois they're lake we want fancy raccoons here In.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Illinois you've been To, illinois have.
Speaker 3 (22:04):
It seems pretty.
Speaker 4 (22:04):
Masculine people Think illinois is Just chicago and that's that's.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
All it's. Not chicago is like such a tiny portion Of.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
ILLINOIS i, mean it's a big, portion but it's also
like not representative of the entire. State florida also of
course allows.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
It why would they. Not It's. Florida anything goes down.
There why Not. MINNESOTA i want a. Raccoon we're a
little more refined here In.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
MINNESOTA i think there was a story about the best
and worst, states AND i don't have it in front
of me right, now but off the top of my,
Head utah voted the best.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
STATE i guess that's to, live then to?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Live what's THE i.
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Believe so last Is, louisiana and then we're about number
four or so it so of the best states to live,
in it.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Says, uh, yeah you talked number, One New hampshires number,
two followed By, Idaho minnesota number, four and then you Got, Nebraska.
Florida florida is interesting to be up that, high but
yeah It florida's.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Beautiful that's why you think of hillbilly's and rednecks with you,
know like a refrigerator on the front.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Porch But florida is.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Beautiful the best states to live in After Florida, Vermont South, Dakota, Massachusetts.
Washington then a list goes, on but, yes the worst
state Is. Louisiana, okay thank you for, That.
Speaker 2 (23:17):
Anna NOW i also made another, promise, yeah and that
is to play this banger from The Spice. Girls it
came up a little while ago On Lyric. Shuffle it's,
wait you don't need to know the name of the,
song you already. Know it's called To Become one On
KATIE Wb So bailey's in hot water with her apartment. Management,
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okay because Well i'll let you tell the.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Story, Yes, so yesterday was the fourth day THAT i
had a handyman in my apartment trying to fix my,
toilet which WHEN i noticed the first time that it
wasn't flushing, correctly like it wasn't doing the glug glug,
glug reaho out to my. Landlord and when he sent
in like one guy to fix. It he's, like what
have you been flushing down this toilet because of course
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it's my, fault AND i, assured, like nothing. Weird so
they ended up fixing. It it was fixed for a
handful of, days and then it started not flushing correctly.
Again so they've been back at my apartment, now including,
today for the last three. Days and yesterday my landlord called.
Me he's, like good, news bad. News we found the,
clog and as we were getting it out with the,
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snake the snake. Broke that is one aggressive, clog which
is but, see that's like my thing is That i'm
telling my landlord it's not my. Fault LIKE i, Literally
i'm only flushing the things that you're supposed to flush
down the. Toilet and he's, like, no you've been flushing
wipes down this. Toilet.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Fleshable they all say.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Flushable and then but anybody who works for like plumbers or,
whatever we'll tell you don't flush. Wipes they don't. Disintegrade,
yeah AND i haven't flushed.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
WIPES i have a bid. Day i've had a bid
day for like four, year SO i haven't flushed any
wipes in four years or, whatever and so so, yeah
it's it's not it's not looking good for me to
the point where they took my toilet out of my.
Bathroom it is now in my, kitchen sink is in my,
hallway and they had to rip up most of my,
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floor which is all, tile so there's concrete and, tile
like buckets of concrete and tile out in the hallway
of the. Apartment it looks it looks really. Bad it's
on My instagram stories At baileyonair you can look at,
it BECAUSE i just complain about it. Constantly you have
a hole that leads To alice In. Wonderland bathroom is
essentially what it looks. Like and what what annoyed me
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probably the, most is that they took everything out of my.
Bathroom so they took everything off the, walls off the,
shelves out of my. Shower they put it in a
handful of boxes and then put them in my, bedroom
which why are you in my? Bedroom can you have
put that in the?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Kids there's your toilet in your kitchen there it, is
or your dining room looks like, That and and.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah they kind of were just, like do you have
anywhere else that you can, go do you have like a,
girlfriend boyfriend that you could spend the night with because
you can't use your. Bathroom we. Don't you don't have
a bathroom, Period so that's. FUN i had to go
to my dad's house to poop and use the, shower
so that, YEAH i was like, hey beer b and
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then just came out and left again BECAUSE i don't
want to leave my. Cat LIKE i REALIZED i could
leave and like go stay with someone, else but my poor,
cat like every time these guys are there that he's
just cowering in the. Closet so in an, apartment, like
there's other tenants in your.
Speaker 6 (26:33):
Building, yeah isn't there reason to believe that the whatever
the clog is could be from them, too because it's
all the same.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Plumbing, Yeah and that's WHAT.
Speaker 3 (26:40):
I said to one of the, handymen because there's four
handymen who are working on this, bathroom not a, plumber just.
Handyman and one of them is the landlord's, son and he's, like,
oh did my dad call? You AND i was, like, yeah, sure,
hey you could it be from someone else above? Me
could it be from not?
Speaker 11 (26:57):
Me?
Speaker 3 (26:57):
Potentially because why AM i getting the you, know the the,
brunt the, troll everything comes.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Down you're on the garden, levels so it all comes,
down so people above you maybe flushing wipes and then
it could flog appears near, you.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
And then like why not contact everyone in the, building
be like, hey stop flushing. Wipes but also like what
if it's a tree branch or something in the. Underground
whatever's quite. Common, yeah so hopefully they'll find out today
when they put the camera down. There but also also
like they're gonna have to replace the entire floor of my.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Bathroom they. ARE i just looked at it's a it's
it's tore.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Up, Yeah SO i DON'T i don't know what to.
Do but my dad SAYS i need to be more
aggressive and ask for a rent reduction and demand to
be put in a, Hotel and, LIKE i hate. CONFRONTATION
i am not an aggressive. Person All i've been saying
to my landlord IS i can guarantee YOU i have
not flushed any. Wipes so if you're gonna blame it
on me with, wipes that's poo poo on.
Speaker 9 (27:50):
You.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
You so THAT'S.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
I i just don't like, it AND i but, well
it sucks that you don't have a place to go
to the bathroom in your, Apartment.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
And my apartment's a mess because it's just four dudes
walking in and, out walking in and out with all
of this like dust in the air and like you,
know shards of. Tile, now it's just my apartment looks
like d. Day it's.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Awful do you feel like you're gonna have a functioning
toilet by the end of?
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Today i'm absolutely. Well you can always stay in my.
Place i've got plenty Of.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
WELL i was gonna say you can't bring cap, unfortunately
BECAUSE i would say you, could except for. TODAY i
do have two dogs, coming SO i hate but BUT
i would have said yes to coming To MIGHT i just.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Come over and poop in your? Toilet? Okay that's, FINE
i Mean i'm Not we're not too far from each.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
Other so if you seriously need to come over and
poop you just can you just send me the poop.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Emoji that's what friends are.
Speaker 2 (28:35):
For aaron's on the phone with a commentary On bailey's bathroomless?
Bathroom what's up? Erin, Well, oh they're gonna push buttons
to get hold.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
On there we. Go you're on Aeron Hi hi.
Speaker 5 (28:48):
Daily if you need a place to stay while this
is all going. On, legally if you are renting in your,
leave if your house has become, uninhabitable which it, has
they legally have to put you up in a hotel
or they have to give you money back on your.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
Rent, OKAY i THINK i would definitely ask for money
back on my rent BECAUSE i don't need a, hotel
like BECAUSE i could stay At, JENNY'S i could stay
at my. Dad's but that's a GOOD i gotta look
at my lease BECAUSE i have, IT i know exactly
where it. IS i got to look at it BECAUSE
i wouldn't mind having some rent. Reduction that'd be great
if you're gonna.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
Go with whatever the cost of the, Hotel like if
a hotel is like one hundred and fifty bucks a,
night however many nights that this is going on, for
that's the amount of money that they will likely owe.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
You oh, okay that's good to. Know, erin thank, you
thank you so. Much i'm gonna write that down BECAUSE
i want that money bag. Totally thank, You.
Speaker 6 (29:45):
Eric appreciate that you should go full force like demanding
like whatever back in your, lease whether the rent or,
whatever and then say Also i'm Feeling Betty, hannah.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
That's how it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Work, WELL i can Picture bailey at The teppin' yach
table with her landlord and the four handymen all having
those shrimp fried rides they're all doing.
Speaker 3 (30:06):
To shots of. Saki, YEAH i Especih they would hire
like a plumber to just get it done in a
couple of hours or find out what the problem. Is
and it's, LIKE i don't have any problem with, handymen
but it's taken five days to fix it or to
find out what's wrong with it with four.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
Handymen the good news is they're working on.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
It yeah they.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
ARE i mean that's they're not getting anything, done BUT
i guess at least they're not going while you're on your. Own,
yeah that, sucks and you're more than welcome to poop
over At jame's.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
House, GIRL i got you.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Cover, okay good And now from the world's most unreliable,
sources It's dave's dirt On katie W.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
B this is kind of a funny.
Speaker 2 (30:42):
Story it's interesting Chapel rone is talking about the best,
song the coolest song. Ever what does Chapel rone think
is the coolest?
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Song, ever nothing has ever made me feel like as
powerful as WHEN i like saying very kudah on stage at.
ALL i was, like, actually this is the coolest song,
ever AND i feel like a real rock.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Star what Does barracuda sound? Like you probably know this
song that is a Boss check, song but, NAH i.
Can't that song is fifty years. Old the LAPD's anti
stalker unit is now understanding That Jennifer aniston was. Targeted
(31:28):
remember that it was a couple of days, ago maybe On,
monday that somebody in the afternoon drove. There it was
A Pt cruiser through the front. Gate, now first of,
all nobody drives A Pt cruiser. Anymore they were cool
back in the. Day but so their threat management unit
is investigating this guy who was Arrested monday after plowing
(31:48):
it into her. Estage he was booked for felony. Vandalism
but he's a. Stalker he's been living in THAT Pt
cruiser for.
Speaker 1 (31:55):
Months he is.
Speaker 2 (31:56):
Delusional he believes that he is a christ like figure
and that he is married To Jennifer. Aniston, wow he
is posted this is really. Scary he posted On. Facebook
they amaze me packing so much love in such a
small package known As Jennifer Joanna, aniston and then he
gives his last, name oh. Creepy he wrote several times
about his. Infatuation he called himself the perfect. Husband In,
(32:19):
september he posted a message, SAYING i blanking love. You
come get me or call me tell me your. Address if,
Not i'm coming hunting next. Weekend. Wow, wow miss you
know you think of like celebrities have it, made but
you HAVE i could live with that over your. Head
that would that's. Terrified it's. Terrified Well i'm glad they
(32:39):
got him, though and like at least he's, not you,
know still out on the.
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Run, Yeah but is he gonna actually be like held
for a while or is he going to be let
go because the charges aren't going to be that, bad
because it's probably just gonna be like property. Damage it's
not gonna have anything to do with the fact that he.
Speaker 3 (32:53):
STOPS a good.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Point that's a very good. Point, yeah he'll probably get,
like you, know a weekend in jail and then that's.
It Katy perry opens Her North american tour tonight In.
Houston it is one of the stops that is nearly sold,
out about ninety five percent of the seats have been.
Sold also doing well In, Austin, Newark, Chicago, seattle In San,
francisco less popular In La, Atlanta, nashville And. Raleigh they're
(33:17):
saying about three quarters, full which is not a, disaster
but just you, know you want to sell out or
come close to a. Sellout Rolling stone magazine says all
the criticism Of katie's tour has been. Unfair he, said
is a high production. Spectacle it had multiple standing. Ovations
it's an experience complete with acrobatic, flips flying, props And
(33:40):
Katy perry at the center of the. Storyline and it's
a reminder she's always been a, campy, silly over the
top kind of a pop, star AND i think that's
true to her. Brand BUT i haven't seen any good
stuff on social. Media we just see the ones of her,
like you, know doing the baby shark bite thing and
then act like she's cuddling a baby.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
And her like the shark like left, shark right shark.
Thing that was like the fun kookie, stuff and now
it's just kind of like, lackluster half.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Done that's the part we're seeing. Though BUT i got to,
imagine why aren't we seeing any good parts of her,
tour Because i'm sure they're out.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
There she when she.
Speaker 4 (34:15):
Came to Jingle ball a handful of years, ago, honestly
her set was usually Jingle ball artists don't put together
some crazy, set but she actually had like a big
set of ornaments that you could stand in and it
was very theatrical and it was. Good she's not a,
dancer LIKE i don't know who's a good. Example Maybe Sabrina. Carpenter,
no Not Sabrina. Carpenter she doesn't dance that. Much she's
not a dancer like a boy band by any, means
(34:37):
but she still puts on a show and can dance
somewhat and then has like the theatrics to back her.
Speaker 3 (34:41):
Up SO i feel like there's.
Speaker 4 (34:42):
Got to be at least something in the background that's
good to, watch you know WHAT i.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
MEAN i think so because she's just a solo, performer
and you're, right she's not a dancer. Really it's kind
of Like. Pink pink is not really a, dancer but
she realized to make her shows, spectacular she's had to
do the aerobatics and all the trampees work and. Whatever
And i've never seen her, show But i've seen clips
and it looks very. Cool for a while, now people
have been turning engagements into quite the spectacle with video
(35:08):
photographers and other big public. Gestures theirs days are coming
to an. End couples are now opting for more, intimate quiet,
proposals and they say that about half of young couples
even prefer picking out the ring. Together quiet proposing is
a new trend where engagements are kept intimate in, private
without public displays or widespread, announcements focusing on the low
(35:31):
key personal moment for the. Couple more couples wanting to
choose a ring together reflects a shift toward a more,
intentional collaborative proposal. Process, now if you're going to get that,
ring make sure you get it at wedding.
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Day.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
Diamonds yeah about, That, yeah they're. Awesome and also don't
Forget Mother's day only a few days. Away don't be
caught empty handed On sunday morning When mom wakes. Up
and remember you're also responsible for getting something from the
kids for. Mom and they have great things That mom
will try cherish. Forever from wedding day. Diamonds and that
(36:04):
is the dirt brought to you by sixty one Two
Injured himer And lammer's injury.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
Law coming, up.
Speaker 2 (36:09):
We're gonna talk about somebody who's who's doesn't have a
lot of, money and, honestly they're gonna tell you about
their situation and some of the things they've had to
pass up on for their kid because they don't have
a lot of. Money and she's not looking for ways
to make, money she's looking to find out whether this
has an effect on her kid when this kid grows,
Up will it affect her in the long term that
(36:30):
or is it really bothering. Her she's nine years old
and she doesn't have a lot to spend on her.
Kid so is this making the kid aware and embarrassed
or is it? Okay we'll talk about that coming up
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