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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the tank. Dave Tank on, KATIEWB, tell me
your invention. I will back your invention with twenty dollars.
Stepping into the tank right now, Jackie, good morning, Jackie.
Tell me your invention, please, Jackie, hellou.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
My invention is caffeinated eye drop.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Tell me more about this invention.
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Well, I always.
Speaker 5 (00:22):
Get tired and it always feels like my eyes and
they're dry, and you want eye drops, but they don't
feel like they wake my eye up.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So I do want.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Caffeine that I drop.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Okay, not bad.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
With maybe two hundred milligrams of caffeine per drop, that'll
make your eyes bug right out.
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Yeah, especially if you're like falling asleep and you're like
I got to drive home and now I'm going to
fall asleep. Instead of putting your hair out the window,
you're gonna put in caffeinated eye drops.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I like it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Yeah, okay, Jackie, thank you very much. We will consider
that one on. Dave Tank now stepping into the tank, Vanessa.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
What is your invention? Vanessa?
Speaker 6 (00:59):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
I call it the Where's My Crap? It's a sticker
that you put on anything that will make a really
loud noise to help you find it. So you can't
attach a tile or one of those big GPS tags
on everything.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yes, but if you.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Lose your cash card, if you lose that important paperwork,
stick that sticker on it and it will make a noise.
You can find it in your house before you wreck
your house.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So it's kind of like an air tag, but it's
just a sticker, so it's not bulky, So it's not
bulky genius.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
My problem is I would lose it before I could
put the sticker on it, but then it'll.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Make a noise and then you can go find it.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
You're right, this is genius. Okay, these these are two
very difficult inventions. I think I have one more. Stepping
into the tank, more of the rose is coming up, Samara,
Welcome to Dave Tank. What's your invention?
Speaker 5 (01:45):
Bye?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
So my invention is a smart backpack.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
So basically it's a backpack and the strap.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Has buttons on it and you can.
Speaker 6 (01:56):
Press it for like a pencil or a notebook.
Speaker 8 (02:00):
And there's going to be a hand that comes out
of the backpack.
Speaker 9 (02:04):
Youth.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
It's like an inspector gadget.
Speaker 8 (02:07):
It's like on Mickey MoU's Clubhouse. Oh Tootles, it comes
with toys and stuff, all right.
Speaker 6 (02:11):
You never have to open and dig into your back
to pack again.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I love the fact that.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
It's like so high tech, but it's a hand very
low tech that reaches into the backpack.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Is this for students, Samora? Or who is this for?
Speaker 7 (02:24):
Yes, for students, for anybody who needs a backpack?
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I guess Okay, are you a student yourself?
Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Where do you go to school?
Speaker 5 (02:31):
I go to.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
This is the youth entry in Dave Tank, and I
will tell you this is a to I really appreciate
Jackie and caffeinated eye drops and of course the stickers
that make noise from Vanessa, but to encourage youth to
invent stupid things that can never happen. I'm going to
invest twenty dollars of my own money in your invention,
Samaraw of the smart backpack.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Okay, you win? Wow, you're welcomes? Is it or orioles?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
What are the Oh? No, that's ossy? Oh what it
was Orno the Spartans smart?
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I'll get your venmo and I'll send you twenty dollars
on Dave Tank from kd WB.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
You man calls take a survey and you're cheating.
Speaker 7 (03:19):
Hang up, it's War of the Roses. I'm kd W.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Gary walks in on his girlfriend doing something and then
things get even weirder. So let's get Gary on the
phone to tell us. Gary, first of all, thanks for
being on. What did you walk in on with your
girlfriend Renee? And how did this all come about?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Well, it's it's funny. I was I have you know,
I have a key. We don't live together, but we're
at the point where, you know, we both have keys
to each other's place. And I go in her house
and she's not in the living room, which is I
think's not that weird. I walk in the bedroom and
she's on all fours, she's button naked, her butt is
(04:04):
in the air, she's filming it, and it is you know,
it is explicit. And I'm a man, you know, so
I just kind of watched her a little bit and.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Then well, you're a man, but that's also your girlfriend,
so it wasn't creepy.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
It wasn't like you were the maintenance guy walking in you.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean, I guess if I walked in on that
with Susan, I would probably watch for a second too,
and i'd be very surprised, which I'm going to guess
you were very surprised to.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
I was surprised, and you know, my first thought, honestly
was like, Oh, she's making this for me. That's kind
of what I thought. And so I kind of go oh, hey,
like what's what's going on? And then she goes, oh,
I'm making this for myself. I'm She's like, it turns
me on to make videos for myself, and I thought
that was what I've never heard heard of that before.
(04:51):
Apparently there's like I googled it, there's like a fetish.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
For you googled it.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, and there is a thing where people get aroused
by making Okay, all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I will tell you this one though.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
So if she was making it for somebody else, my
first live would have been, oh, I'm making this for you.
But she did not go with I'm making this for you.
She said I'm making it for myself, which to me
seems like the truth. But okay, go ahead, keep going.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
So yeah, so then you know, the next couple of weekends,
she goes up to her family's cabin and I can't
make it because of work and stuff like that. And
she's just completely accorded her off the grid, like she's
not answering text, she's not answering called. And she says, oh,
there's no service up there, like it's just completely dead.
(05:37):
And it's like, okay, first off, it's twenty twenty three.
You know, it's not like that dead. I just I
don't really have that experience if I ever go up north.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I think that's kind of true. I mean, you were
just up north on the North Shore, Jenny. Yeah, obviously,
like cities, Two Harbors, Grand Moray, they're gonna have cell service.
But if you get away from cities, is there is
there dead spots anymore?
Speaker 10 (06:00):
The thing is dead spots.
Speaker 11 (06:01):
But my thing is if she's at a cabin, most
people have Wi Fi at their cabins. Now, unless you're
just like totally woods, the kind of people who don't
have running water or electricity or anything, that's probably the
only chance for not having Wi Fi at your cabin.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Does she have Wi Fi at the cabin? Do you know?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Okay, so no reason then for and you know, so
she claims you text her, she doesn't text, you don't
get a phone call. Whatever, She's out of touch for
the weekend. So your suspicion is it's not because she
doesn't have connection, it's because she's with the guy she
was making.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
The video for.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Yeah, I mean that has to be it.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Okay, I think you might be onto something because I
remember going up to Lutsen fifteen years ago and what
was the name of the bar up there, Papa Charlie's.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Yes, there was no Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
There was no coverage, no cell signal really at Papa Charlie's.
But I've been up there lately and now there is
Wi Fi. Not Wi Fi, but I mean, yeah, Papa
Charlie has WiFi, or they did before they burned down.
But there's signals up there, but there's still dead spots.
I got an idea. Here's what we can do. We
will call Renee and we will say we're from your
(07:13):
phone company, and we will say, hey, how's your coverage,
And you can ask Jenny, like, you know, are there
any dead spots? And if she's like, oh, yeah, by
Grand Marae or up by or whatever, then maybe she'll
remember that. Yeah, So that'll be one thing. If she
says no, there's no dead spots whatever, that's a red flag.
But then you can ask who do you want to
(07:33):
go do a couple's massage with? And of course the
correct answer is Gary. There's nobody else that she should
be going to do a couple's massage with. You don't
do it with your buddy, you don't do it with
your brother, you don't do it with your cousin Peter.
So we'll come back, we'll make the phone call and
see who she wants to do the couple's massage with.
And in the meantime, let me know, send me a text.
(07:54):
Is there dead spots coverage up north? I don't know
that there really are anymore. I gonna guess probably in
the middle of like the boundary waters, there's no coverage.
Speaker 10 (08:04):
Oh yeah, No, you don't have service up there for
the most part.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Really yeah, I mean they have.
Speaker 11 (08:08):
Andrew was just up there last year and he said
that they were able to get service in one specific
spot because they had built a tower or something. But
outside of that, no, you don't have service up there.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Okay, you know.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
But here's the thing I go through all the time,
And there's places you can go. You can go to,
like a Target or a Walmart if you can find one,
and like you can log if you need to talk
to somebody, you can find Wi Fi. It's not you know,
the Middle Ages anymore?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Are they cheating?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I find out?
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Part two of Ward the Roses starts right now on
Katie w b.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
As I was saying, let me bring you up to
speed on War of the Roses. He comes into her
house the other day. He's got a key and they've
been dating enough that he's got a key. So he
comes in. He's not she's not in the living room,
she's not in the kitchen. He goes back in the
bedroom and there she is apparently on the bed but
no clothes on, and she is on her hands and
knees with the phone making a video. And he's like
(09:00):
watching for a minute because it's his girlfriend, and he's like,
what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (09:04):
And she's like, oh, I I just do this for myself.
Speaker 6 (09:07):
Now.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I thought it was interesting that he put whatever, So
she says, I'm doing it for myself.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
He looked it up.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
It is a thing some people do that that hits
them whatever. So he's like, okay. Then she's been going
to the cabin with her family the last few weeks
and there's no cell service up there. She's like I
didn't answer your text messages. There's no cell service, there's
no why and whatever, but everybody has Wi Fi. He's like,
I think she's up there with another guy because who
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doesn't have cell service.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
There's a lot of people though, that disagree.
Speaker 11 (09:37):
There's a lot of people that said that basically past
Grand Marae Verizon considers it Canada, so they say that
there's no service up there.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
Really okay, God, we don't.
Speaker 11 (09:46):
Have sell service at our cabin in our northwest of Duluth.
My cabin is two hours north and there is definitely
dead spots and I barely get service there. We do
have Wi Fi though, and I think that that's one
of the main things is I think that he said
that she has one, or maybe she didn't.
Speaker 10 (10:01):
He didn't say that. I don't remember.
Speaker 11 (10:03):
But if you have Wi Fi, you should be fine.
Like I've definitely gone to cabins and there's not any service,
but once you connect to Wi Fi, you're good.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But I'm gonna get to a lot of people when
they go to their cabin, they want to be shut
off from Wi Fi, sell all that stuff. So but
apparently it's like a modern cabin and they have well
I don't know this text message said, we'll get to
the call in a second. We'll make the phone call.
My fiance's got a hunting shack in Little Fork, Minnesota.
Dead spots are atrocious. You drive up there alone, you
have to go an hour in the car with no
(10:30):
sell service, and at the shack you got to find
the perfect spot in the middle of a field and
stand on your foot just to send text messages. Yeah,
so they're apparently still are dead spots up north. Let's
make the phone call and we'll play the little trick
where we say, hey, work from your phone company, how
is your service? Do you have any dead spots? And
(10:51):
we'll see what she says. Then we'll talk to attorney
Jonathan Fogel to see what he has to add to
this whole thing. He's always got some great tips for us.
Stay here for that. Let's make the phone call right now.
On kd WB's War of the Roses.
Speaker 10 (11:07):
Hello, Hi is Renee there?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
This is Renee, who says Hi, Renee.
Speaker 10 (11:12):
My name is Rachel So I work with and we're
doing a quick.
Speaker 11 (11:17):
Survey right now to just check on how our coverage
is around the country. And as a reward, we're actually
gifting the person on the phone a couple's massage. So
do you have just a couple minutes real quick to
answer a few questions for me?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
And I just have to answer a few questions.
Speaker 10 (11:34):
Yep, but I got three questions for you.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 11 (11:39):
The first one is, on a scale of one to ten,
how would you rate your coverage with us?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Of ten?
Speaker 10 (11:46):
Okay, awesome.
Speaker 11 (11:48):
And the next one is do you feel like there's
any dead spots when you're using your phone?
Speaker 2 (11:53):
No? Not really?
Speaker 7 (11:55):
Okay, so far, so good.
Speaker 11 (11:56):
And then my last question is I know your local
to the Twin Cities, but do you travel around much?
And when you do, do you have any issues with
your phone usage?
Speaker 2 (12:06):
Not really? I mean I go up by delush and
daily and it still works.
Speaker 10 (12:12):
Okay up there when you're in.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That area, Yeah, it seems fine.
Speaker 10 (12:15):
So far awesome.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
Okay.
Speaker 10 (12:17):
So that's literally all I needed from you.
Speaker 11 (12:19):
And because you answered all those questions, I do have
a couple's massage that I can gift for you, So
I have your information already. Just was wondering because we
got to know who's coming with you. Who do you
think you'll bring with for this?
Speaker 10 (12:31):
Couple's massage.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Oh okay, so Brad is the first name okay and
last name.
Speaker 10 (12:42):
Brad okay? Great.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You know I was talking about how I had a
bad day. I had it.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Well, I'm going to just change your world here a
little bit. And I was talking about how I had
a bad day yesterday and how I don't want to
make you have a bad day, but I have a
feeling your day is going to get a little bit
worse because explain what is going on, Renee. First of all,
you're not dreaming this. You really did get a phone
call and somebody really did ask how your cell service
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was and offered you the couple's massage. But it's not legit.
It's not your phone company. It is the Dave Ryan
Show on KATIEWB on the radio. And we were put
up to this by by your boyfriend Gary. For the
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only purpose was Gary wanted to find out if you
would choose him or somebody else for the couple's massage.
And how do you even know I'm not making this
uple Gary is here, Gary, say hi, so Renee will
know that you're there.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Hello, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
So basically he was if you don't mind Gary I'll
help you explain it here. Sure, he was concerned when
he walked in on you a couple of weeks ago.
I don't want to embarrass you, but you were making
kind of a sexy video and he walked in. Do
you remember that, right?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, that was for me. I told him that.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, that's what he said, and he said he kind
of believed you, and he said he looked it up,
he googled it, and that's the thing.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
That's fine, But.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Then he was worried that when you go to the cabin,
you say you're going with your mom and dad, you
never answer the phone, you don't send messages, you don't text.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I mean, there's not really great reception there. So I mean, Gary,
I told you that my family, it's not like I'm
going to be you know, I'm spending time with my
Family's not going to be on my phone when I'm
hanging out with my family.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
Well, I don't think he has a problem with that.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But we just when we were asking you about your
cell coverage, when you thought we were calling from your
phone company, you said that it was all good.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
I mean, I guess our question.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Is, how can it be good but bad at the
same time.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I mean, I mean I wanted to get the massage,
and all I had to do was answer the questions
for the survey.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
So okay, all right.
Speaker 10 (15:15):
I think you would have got a massage either way.
Speaker 11 (15:18):
It was just you said to answer the questions, so
you could have answered him more honestly if you didn't
feel like the coverage was great. But it kind of
feels like you think the coverage is awesome.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Well, what's more is when we asked who you wanted
to go to the couples and I hate to be
piling on you, like I said, your good day is
going to go for an average day to kind of
a weird day.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
We said, Ginny said, that was Jenny.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
The woman on the phone said who do you want
to go to the couple's massage with? And you picked
a guy named Brad, my cousin.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
You want to go to a couple's massage with your cousin.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh, I mean, I don't know it was a couple's massage.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
You just you just said couple's massage. You just said
you did. You just said I wanted to win the
couple's massage.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I wanted to win the massage. I didn't say a couple.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Of you said, you said a couple. We said couple's massage.
Probably three times you said I want to win the couplesage.
Speaker 11 (16:14):
She gaslighting us now because I think that's gaslighting her boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah, I think so. So we're wrong. You're you're right,
We're wrong.
Speaker 7 (16:24):
I mean, yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Wanted to win the massage, and you know, my cousin's
visiting and so I want to treat him. But I
didn't know that it had to be like a couple thing.
Speaker 3 (16:35):
I mean, all right, you know what, Gary, I'm at work.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
I mean, what's going on? Gary, Like, come on, you
don't even have.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
A family name.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
There's no.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
He's my cousin.
Speaker 9 (16:51):
Okayah, War of the Roses, k d WB all over
the world and the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Make sure he set a little preset for us, and
then that way you can access Katie. Would you be
any time? Would you rather go to your dad's work
or go to Disneyland? Okay, there's a couple of kids
who are arguing they'd rather go to dad's work instead
of going to Disney It's on. You can't make this
stuff up. Coming up in a second. Oh, yes, we
got audios we got audio proof coming up in a second.
Hang on for that, and also on you can't make
(17:25):
this stuff up? How big of an advantage do you
have if you're beautiful? I've we've got it down to
monetary advantages. If you're beautiful, you're gonna make more money
than less attractive colleagues. But how much? And we'll cover
it next on you can't make this stuff up? On KDWU.
Speaker 8 (17:48):
Two four.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Being a very attractive man myself? Where what do you mean?
Where part parts of Albuquerque?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
What do you mean? Wear right here in my face?
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Please look at me. Look look at that holding a
picture of Don Chiedo in front of you.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It's not a look at me anyway. It's no surprise
it pays to be beautiful. But how much of an advantage
to attractive workers get? According to a recent survey, attractive
workers earn nearly twenty thousand dollars more annually than less
attractive colleagues. Eighty one percent of those surveyed believe that
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good looks give you an age and edge a work,
from getting hired to being promoted and getting a raise.
And I think it's probably true because I've seen beautiful
people come in and out of this building. Some of
them are worthless, but they get treated like kings and
queens because well, they've got that appeal that the rest
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of us don't have.
Speaker 6 (18:50):
I think it's because it's the perception that they're likable
because they are so good looking.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
It's called the halo factory. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, we give somebody who's beautiful all kinds of well,
she must be so so smart and pretty, and I'm
just so smart and kind, and oh, she's as beautiful
on the inside as she is on the outside.
Speaker 6 (19:06):
This is why I want them to do a Love
Is Blind season with regular looking people, because if I
go into that, I'm going to just assume people are
good looking because they only cast good looking people, and
then we all like the good looking people at I
want regular people, period.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
Nobody would watch anyway.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Two out of three surveys said they'd experienced someone to
get any unfair treatment or being talked about negatively because
of their looks. Eighty three percent said co workers would
put more effort into their appearance are seen as more capable.
I will tell you this one. In radio, people go
there's there's a theory it's like, well, nobody can see us,
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so I don't have to, you know, put on an
old shirt with paint on it and a pair of
sweatpants and pull my hair back and put it into whatever. Yeah,
and nobody cares. But the problem is that might be true.
Nobody sees you, but your co workers do, and so
your co workers are going to look at you and go,
oh god, he didn't put much effort into like you know,
he looks like you just got done cleaning out the garage.
Speaker 12 (20:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
So, seventy nine percent of people say they feel pressure
to spend money on their appearance. Like me, I feel
pressure to go to get my hair cut at Great Clips.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
You should feel pressure to go get your haircut.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I need a haircut.
Speaker 6 (20:15):
Yeah, I know it looks fine. I think you should
grow it out. I think, just why not one more time?
One more time?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
For how long should I get it out? Like shoulder length?
Speaker 6 (20:26):
No, I'm thinking like nineties Leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Okay, why not? Like I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna
see how long you go with it.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
But see, I don't know what to do with my
hair because the top of it starts to flop over that.
Speaker 8 (20:38):
Exactly you want the you want the flop. That's when
the nies heart prop and then you put on your
leather jacket and you'll seem hip.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Leather jacket. Yeah, leather jacket, long hair, and you.
Speaker 6 (20:47):
Just wasn't around in the nineties. Doesn't know, we didn't
wear leather jackets necessarily. Or you know what you could
do is do a Danny Zuko and then you could
wear a leather jacket.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
Know who that is? Danny Zuko?
Speaker 1 (21:00):
I mean, I'm representing people who don't know who you're
talking about.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Oh, Sandy baby, I get it. I know who he is.
Speaker 6 (21:07):
There you go, we'll do that with your hair, give
you a little the little spoopity.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
When respondents were asked to rate their own attractiveness on
a scale of one to ten, the average score they
gave themselves was a seven point seven. Now average would
be a five because five is in the middle. But
people rate themselves as more attractive than they really are.
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Men are more confident about their looks. More than a
third of men rated themselves a nine or a ten,
compared to one quarter of women, who rated themselves a
nine or a ten.
Speaker 7 (21:47):
What do you think you are on a scale of
one to ten?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I would say for somebody my age who hasn't let
myself look like an old ogre. I still have my hair,
I have my own team. I am not overweight. I
would say probably a solid six and a half.
Speaker 6 (22:06):
Six and a half, yeah, okay, respectable Vaughan, what do
you think you are?
Speaker 8 (22:09):
I'd also I'd also say, like about a six and
a half. I think it's a respectable. It's humble. If
I go anything higher than a seven, it's like, all right, buddy,
get off your high horse.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
But I know I'm not all that attractive, my girl.
We give you a hard time, but you aren't. You're
not that ugly.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
Yeah, you're not like unattractive to me. You're just vaunt
so like I don't have a thought about what you
look like. Yeah, like I stay with you, Dave. You're
just Dave.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
I don't think like, oh, Dave looks good today. Well
you do, but you suppress those feelings. What do you
give yourself, Bailey? Probably a five. I'm gonna say I'm
a solid. You underestimate yourself. But I would say, like
Jenny is like a.
Speaker 7 (22:46):
Solid, like seven point five.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
That's it. I'd say Jenny's up. I would say eight
point five. Well, okay, well then I mean she.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Had like at Jenny is like I look at my sister.
I mean she might be attractive, textbook attractive, right, but
I don't find her like, oh, Drm, is I just Jenny?
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Is Jenny? You know what I mean?
Speaker 13 (23:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (23:05):
I guess maybe she is kind of like a seven
point seventy five or like an eight.
Speaker 7 (23:08):
She's yeah, she's.
Speaker 3 (23:09):
You're way higher than a five.
Speaker 7 (23:11):
You have beautiful skin, you have beautiful eyes, you say
I have? And I got a giant pimple on my
face right now?
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I don't see it for what? For what? For what
it's worth?
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Whenever you have a giant pimple, you think everybody's looking
at it, nobody until you point it out here it is.
I would didn't even notice until you pointed out. Can
you put a band aid on it or something?
Speaker 8 (23:29):
Now?
Speaker 3 (23:30):
To have star stickers on it so it makes it
really obvious.
Speaker 1 (23:32):
Waving at me and then the other one. So there's
another quick little story. A couple of kids wouldn't go
to dad's work instead of going to Disney Less.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Listen, do you want to come?
Speaker 6 (23:46):
She would do that?
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Or go to dad's work? Should we go on the airplane?
Speaker 6 (23:49):
Right now, or should we go to dad's work.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Dad, I don't get it. I don't know why.
Speaker 6 (23:55):
That's when so parents like pick up their kids from
school and they're like, Okay, we've got a to dad's
work for something or other. And then they'll be like, surprise,
we're going to Disney World. We're on our way to
the airport right now. And usually the kids are like,
that's funny that that kid was like, no, don't care, it's.
Speaker 7 (24:12):
Really too cool.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Coming up. We got Dave's dirt coming up in just
a second. We got some gossipy stuff. We got whether
the Menindez brothers are going to be let out, and
there's some other interesting stuff too.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Hold on, I will dig some up. Give a little preview.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
There's a celebrity that went on Instagram and said, look,
I'm in a polyamorous relationship with one, two, three, four
women and he showed like videos. They were all in
the video and he said say something nice or move
on with your life. We're happy over here. Who is
this polyamorous celebrity And what do you think of the
(24:51):
four women that are in the amorous with polyamorous relationship
with him? You're judgy, you know, you are. You'll be like, no,
I'm so not judge you are, especially when they're out
of earshot. And we'll do that next on KDWB. It's
a big week here on KDWB. We've got the tickets
(25:12):
for Kendrick and Sissa all week that ends on Friday.
So we've been trying to play keep playing. The more
you play, the more you listen, the better chance to win. Also,
we're doing brackets this week and it's things that are
embarrassing to buy. It's the month of brackets, so things
that are embarrassing to buy.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
Somebody said, why buy them in person anymore? Get them online.
You can buy your preparation h on Amazon. You can
buy your Amazon Amazon. But sometimes what.
Speaker 6 (25:37):
I do like is that when you buy something embarrassing online,
sometimes there's an option that you can click that says,
do you want this to come deliver to you in
a box that has nothing on it so no one
will know what it is, versus like, oh, I'm going
to order this thing and it's like giant adul'ty pleasure
of outside of the box, Like that's what they don't
(25:58):
want it to say that because that's just.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
As adult toy and your kids picking up off the porch.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Yeah, watch this, mom?
Speaker 6 (26:07):
Like yeah, so now you can like click a button
that says you want it to be in discreet cold.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
You give me so many questions that are none of
my business. Well, what's your question? No, I'm not going
down that road.
Speaker 8 (26:16):
Do you have a common concern? I don't have a concern. Okay,
ask me, ask me, I'll answer them.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
What all you're ordering?
Speaker 8 (26:22):
Vant, Well there's the inflatable yeah, and then there's inflatable
number two okay, yeah, yeah, and then there's the rabbit, the.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Rab What do you got a rabbit for? I don't
ask questions?
Speaker 7 (26:31):
Okay, answer don't you you're a magician?
Speaker 1 (26:36):
Gosh. Anyway, the brackets, what do we got? The brackets
are narrowed down. Let's go over the brackets for the
things that you're embarrassed to buy.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
So we narrowed it down. Today we have eight from
the sixteen we had yesterday. So today laxatives versus headlight's
treatment and right now head lice is working at sixty
two percent.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Okay, it's in the running.
Speaker 8 (26:53):
Adult diapers versus an enema, and an edema is leaning.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
The way with fifty three percent. Oh, barely okay. Then
you got plan B versus prep H. Okay, fifty five
percent are saying prep H is moment. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (27:08):
And then finally condoms versus adult toys. Of course, adult
toys leading away at eighty five percent.
Speaker 3 (27:14):
That's a huge difference.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
I remember I had a girlfriend one time, and she
must have not realized that the preparation H was on
her bathroom sync because you would put that away, right, yeah,
I mean you would put that into the drawer in
your night stand or in the fridge behind the Mayo
naise or something like that. What it feels better going.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
In you actually, you know what?
Speaker 7 (27:36):
Valid You're right.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Put your preparation H. Make that a shirt. It would
feel better going in H. Suppositories in the refrigerator.
Speaker 7 (27:47):
It's a suppository.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
It's it can be either yeah, oh I thought it
was like an ointment. It can be yeah. Oh no,
you're so young and you haven't had babies yet. Yeah,
I don't.
Speaker 6 (27:58):
Want I support that's what we should have put almost
People say that we're big influence, So I can't wait
for somebody to come up to me at some KATBB
event say, you know, you.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Know what I learned on your show?
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Put your preparation, A depositories in the refrigerator, Dave game changer,
Game Friday.
Speaker 3 (28:13):
Everybody says that. I hope that's all they say when
they see us Friday. What's on Friday?
Speaker 6 (28:18):
Von?
Speaker 8 (28:18):
Oh, we're gonna be a David Buster's Bailey if the
grand reopening of their the one at Southdale Mall. So
it will be any Dina, And we're doing a bunch
of like prizes and giveaways. One of them is a
year of gameplay at the David Busters.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I love that so much. Can you imagine going into
David Busters anytime you want? That'd be nice relieve some
stress by playing games.
Speaker 7 (28:36):
Did they name it after you, Dave?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Or because you're an influencer?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
Like who's Buster?
Speaker 12 (28:43):
Like?
Speaker 7 (28:43):
Does is he like your partner in crime?
Speaker 3 (28:45):
Mom? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Anyway, we'll see a David Busters. We got it's newly remodeled.
They got all kinds of like the newest modern cool stuff.
Bring your kids by, bring your co workers by, come
by yourself. You can hang out with us. If you
come alone, you're like nobody to hang with. We'll hang
with you. Yeah, we'll play games and we'll eat and
we'll drink. And there's been a lot of fun. Friday
four till six, South Dale, Dave and Busters with kd
(29:08):
WB put it in the fridge.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
You'll thank me for it later.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Where can wait that dirt cannot Dave dirt on kd Wbuh.
I found this story and it is a big celebrity
that we've all heard of. They've actually been in the
show before. They've sat right there in the studio and
they say that they're in a polyamorous relationship with four women.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
Who is it?
Speaker 12 (29:33):
Though it's neo, Well, here's here's the reality of it.
I do partnership, not ownership. You are not my property.
I don't even want I don't even want to own you.
I want to partner in this situation. I don't demand exclusivity.
I don't ask for it, nothing like that. If you
offer it and I accept, there are rules to follow.
(29:53):
Now on the same side of that, nothing is above
a conversation as long as we're being honest. You know
what I mean.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Nothing is above a conversation.
Speaker 12 (30:00):
But again, if you did, if you offer exclusivity meaning
just me and only me, and I say I you
sure you understand that your exclusivity to me doesn't mean
exclusivity to you. This is a decision that you're making
on your own. If you make that decision, and I
say a cool, cool, Well, here's the rules. Here's the
rules that I need you to follow. And if you
cool with that, and then we rock. If you're not,
(30:21):
we don't and no love loss you go yo, way,
I go mine, and it's all good.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
Sounds like a partnership.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
I don't know what to think about that one. It
sounds like he's an f boy, honestly. But there are
people that I know a couple of people that are polyamorous,
and I totally respect it because in every other aspect
they're no different than I am. Yeah, I mean they're
like normal, nice people. I just it's just not something
that I I don't.
Speaker 7 (30:43):
Know, right that you like flirt with, you know, in general, probably.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
Sounds great, Yeah, But I don't know that Susan would approve.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
I've noticed because I actually know quite a few, not
quite a few, but a couple polyamorous people as well,
and I always think that they're almost better at communicating
than like any person in a relationship that I know,
because because they are with many different people. And like
Neo was saying that, like we need to communicate what
we want, what we don't want, like what we're good with,
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and because it's like not something that you see every
single day, like that communication is even more so like
paramount for their relationship. And they're just also like so
good at talking about what they need, what they want
and all of that jazz versus you know, Joe Schmoe
and Mary Sue, who are like, we have a problem
together right now, but we're not going to talk about
(31:33):
it because we don't want.
Speaker 3 (31:34):
It's not a bad point.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Yeah, I've also known couples that haven't been together physically
in many, many, many months, sometimes years. I like this clip.
It's totally different, it's kind of fun. Ringo Star was
doing this, said the Big All Star Tour, and he's
getting older and I think it might be one of
his last ones. So here's a bunch of artists talking
about Ringo and the Beatles, and I'll give him to
(31:55):
you in order. Brenda Lee rocking around the Christmas tree,
followed by Dolly Park, followed by Sheryl Crowe, Jack White,
and then Carly Pearce and here is the clip, and
then talking about the Beatles influence.
Speaker 14 (32:07):
Yes, the Beatles opened for me Brenda Lee. I had
a lot of fun with Ringdo because he's crazy. I
just loved him to death, but I toured with him
so much.
Speaker 10 (32:18):
We got to be such bit friends.
Speaker 14 (32:19):
It was phenomenal. I loved all the Beatles and Belly
parton when they came out with the first Beatles song,
I never had anybody, you know, just bowled me over and.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
You could tell they were just voracious about learning, getting better, incorporation, expanding,
and I think as artist, that's.
Speaker 7 (32:40):
What we all want to do.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
The Beatles had a humongous influence on my music. Of course,
goes without saying.
Speaker 7 (32:46):
It's like saying, did pizza have an influence on your appetite?
Speaker 3 (32:49):
I mean, I mean, it's just they're so incredible.
Speaker 13 (32:52):
The Beatles revolutionized literally every part of the music business.
The bridge of my song Heart Like a Trope is
definitely inspired by the Beatles.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
It is.
Speaker 13 (33:00):
It's a pulse and string section, and I can't help
but think of the Beatles every time I get to
say it.
Speaker 3 (33:06):
I love the Beatles.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Some people don't why Beatles are overrated, Like, okay, we'll
have that conversation another time. The fifth season of You
is I don't know if it's out, but the trailer
is out. You is the one with the creepy guy
who seems so sweet and normal and nice, but he's
a murderer.
Speaker 10 (33:25):
Murderer.
Speaker 12 (33:26):
There isn't a line I wouldn't cross to protect this
family knows.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
He want us to kill everyone who's suspicious of us
for the rest of our lives.
Speaker 8 (33:35):
Is that so wrong?
Speaker 3 (33:37):
If it's for the right reasons?
Speaker 8 (33:38):
Who Joe Goldberg gets back and he's in New York
because that's where the first season was, and then he
went to different places.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
So now he's back. I think he's going back to
the bookstore that he worked at originally. It's yeah, so good. Yeah,
I love that show. And it comes out April twenty fourth.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Is that far away? Yeah, April twenty fourth, gotcha. This
is Millie Bobby Brown using an American accent. She talked
about when she's around the Bonjo family because she's married
to John bon Jobie's son, and around that family she'll
talk with an American accent.
Speaker 15 (34:05):
I actually cool it the accent gate because it's like
so frustrating because that was like everywhere, like like for
a second, like everyone was talking about my accent and
they had a real problem about it, and I was like, guys, like,
I'm married to an American, even her, I think.
Speaker 1 (34:22):
She can do a better American accent than that, because
it's a little bit like still not quite there.
Speaker 6 (34:27):
I still want to do this entire show in an
accent at one point in time. I want us to
do a whole show where we do the trans Atlantic
accent and make it seem like we're.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Doing an old radio shaw.
Speaker 6 (34:37):
I think that'd be real fun.
Speaker 1 (34:40):
And that'd be kind of hard to do, but you know,
maybe one day when you have your own radio show, Oh,
you can do that.
Speaker 8 (34:46):
Someone just texted and said Today's one of the best
most hilarious shows in forever, and then Bailey said that,
and they took their texted.
Speaker 7 (34:52):
Actually, I changed my mind.
Speaker 1 (34:53):
I think I think it's true. Between coming up a man,
I feel like a woman Shania Twain that came up
on the show, followed by somebody who was talking crap
about their cousin. Their cousin was listening and then called in, yeah,
and they were arguing a little bit. And then the
fact that we all learned to put your preparation hpositories
in the refrigerator yeah, life changer.
Speaker 6 (35:13):
And now and now the Transatlantic accent. Wendy Williams hospitalized, evaluated.
First responders rushed her to the Lenox Hill Hospital.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
You know, probably back in nineteen forty you would have
thrived in radio. Now you're hanging on by you hold
on by a thread. Yeah, yeah, that is the dirts
brought to you by six one two Injured Heimer and
Lammer's Injury Law. We'll be right back on, Katie WB.
You ain't going anywhere. We're gonna have that keyword for you.
This is last week for the keywords for Kendrick and Sizza,
(35:41):
so keep listening for that. We'll be right back on,
Katie w B. I want to tell you a little story,
and probably Bailey doesn't want me to tell you this story,
but I'm going to tell you the story and see
if Bailey will jump in and help us get the
details of something she screwed up that nobody has ever
screwed up before in the history of screwing up.
Speaker 3 (35:59):
Coming up now,