June 11, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
On KTBDB Billie Eilish as if you didn't know that
it is the Dave Ryan Show. There's a new thing
to win the weekend tickets. There's another way that we
just kind of drummed up because we got a bunch
of weekend tickets to give away. So go on the
iHeartRadio app. Okay, open up and search for KTWB if
you're brand new with this, and then in the upper
left hand corner, it's like a little plus button there.
It's a preset, just like an old school car well
(00:22):
cart radio. They still have the presets, and then you
tap that while you're listening to KTWB. Okay, good, that's cool.
One more step, screenshot it and then d M it
T one oh one three KWB.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Does it make any sense?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, pretty easy to do it again.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay, so screenshot your preset that you put k KWB
is my number one? Cool when awaits my number two? Minnesota?
Goodbyes to my number three pre set. I don't have
number four yet, but I do like that City's ninety
seven station. Yeah, yeah, he's pretty cool. So uh, anyway,
go preset KTWB screenshot, then d M that screenshot two
(00:59):
one oh one three k ewb and you are all
set for another pair of weekend tickets. And I'll have
another pair here on the radio coming up at A
thirty five. So if you registered, then be here. You
gotta make sure you're here. And it happens a lot
where people don't realize you register and then you go
on with your life. That doesn't work. You've got to
be here to win. So A thirty five this morning
(01:19):
on Katie ob Vontavius Carl Leak is a young man
who is twenty three years old. He is from New Jersey.
He is living with a girl named Alyssa. She's a director,
a television director, and the television director over at Care
eleven Television. Take one, zoom in camera two, pan left,
zoom in Q. Pat Miles. That type of thing is
Pat Mile?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Still there?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, she's been gone for forty years. Gosh, I just
like that you said. Or she just left care she's
got better things to do.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He lives with a girl named Melissa, just his roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Reporters should be able to play whatever sport they're reporting on.
So let's just say you're a football reporter. You should
be like Michael Strahan and have played said sport because
you're a pro at it. Maybe not a pro, but
you know the sport. You know how to report on
said thing.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So say that again.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
If you're a reporter, like let's say a sports reporter, yeah,
you should have played the sport in order to be
a reporter on it, because not everyone is. There are
some people that specialize in just saying, oh, this person
has this many passes this season. I don't know if
I trust you as much as I do Straighthand do.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You agree about coaches then too? Should coaches have played the.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sport or they usually have, like except like, okay, like
gymnastics coaches they usually did not do the balance being
pommel horse.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
See that's what I'm thinking, is that what if you
have an activity or a sport or whatever and your
coach didn't play it, but they just know all the rules,
does that make them any like less qualified?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I think so, because you don't have the fresh had
experience to tell me, oh that if we're talking about
ballet or dancing, that purouette wasn't precise, why do you
know you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, I'm a little puzzled. By the two least athletics
people in the Twin Cities talking about sports and.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Coaches, Well, mine's not.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I mean, I'm I'm looking at it from like activities perspective,
because there are a lot I'm a speech coach I
talk about all the time. There's a lot of speech
coaches that never did speech, or like theater directors that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Never did theater. Do they seem it really credible?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, they do seem a little less credible. Yeah, But
also like I did speech. But if I had a
kid who was like, Okay, if you want to coach me,
you do it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I ain't going to perform for you. Like that's in
my past. I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I don't need to perform to know what I'm talking about.
I've seen it for you know, like fifteen years. So
like I think, I do think there's there's that like
validity in seeing the sport and being a part of
the sport for so long that you know all of
the rules and you know what's like good and being
able to coach or report on that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But Vaughan said, like you know, like who's the guy
that does the NBA. He's done it for years? Is
it Marvin albert A Dilys, Stephen A. Smith and and
that could be I don't watch a lot of of NBA,
but it's that voice. It's like and now the Pacers
take the lead and the series that type of thing. Yeah,
and he's been doing it for years. I don't think
he played. He may have played basketball in high school. Yeah,
but he's a great reporter and that he is the
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voice of all right, Pa, Pa does the voice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He's the voice of the Viking legend. H he didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He didn't play football. He might have played like, you know,
pee wee football, or might have been like, you know,
the the like you know, offensive guard for Chaska. I
don't know, but he doesn't. He didn't play a high
level of football.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Honestly, they might know more about it than some of
the players.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Let's take it like, let's say comedy, right, because I
like comedy. Yeah, I'm not going to take a class
where I learned about comedy from somebody that has never
done comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, well why would you Why would you take you know,
like a surgery surgery classes from somebody who's never done
surgery exactly?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Something really involved in the activity if you've never done
said thing, then how do I you know, tech typically
trust you to talk about said thing, whether it's a
sport and activity.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, someone texted in saying, what about women? Can they
not be football commentators if they couldn't play football in
like high school, if there's no women's team, there.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Are so many And I think if you are knowledgeable
and you're a fan, and that's what When women first
were sideline reporters, they hired like, you know, eye candy,
it was all it was all like Aaron what's your name,
Eron Andrews, eye candy kind of a thing. But then
you start to watch her and you go, oh, Aeron Andrews, Yeah,
she knows her stuff. And you watch a lot of
the sideline reporters and a lot of the side line
(05:23):
reporters are women during like you know, during NFL games,
and it's like, oh, she's a nut kind of a fan,
like knows every stat knows everything about the game, and
they're totally credible.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Versus sometimes there's like a baseball player who then turns
into a commentator and is the most boringest dude in
the world.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, it's sometimes it works out that way like Randy
Moss was a very colorful Viking, and he's a great
commentator because he's Randy Moss. He's just he's just funny
and quick. The credibility of you play.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Football, right, I think it depends on because you do
want somebody who is like a colorful personality or and
if they're just a huge fan, I don't see why not.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I'll even take it out of an activity.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'd go on a limb and say, you're not gonna
wanna lect somebody for president that has never been in politics.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Well, I feel like we do that a lot. I
feel like in some capacity. You know, Reagan was an actor.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
He was also governor of California.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, he was governor of California, and he was also
head of the Screen Actors Guild, so he had some
political ish experience.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
The president Ronald Reagan, the actor.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Back to the Future, Bailey, you're out of nowhere with that.
Who's the president Ronald Reagan. I'm glad we fired Drake. Right,
it's one on one point three k D double U B.
It is k D double UB. Of course it is.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
It is.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
You know, it's your best choice, your first choice. It's
your first preset. Thanks for making us a preset on
the iHeartRadio app. When you do that screenshot at d
M that over to us at one oh one to
three K to be on the Gram and then you
you get another pair of weekend tickets. We'll choose one
at random and give you a pair of weekend tickets
for the show on Shock Nard.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Do you want to go?
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Then you got to listen?
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Well win, Well, well that's one way to do it.
There's two ways to do it.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
One way you kind you do have to listen, and
then the other way you just got to set us
as a preset and DM that thing over there. DM
that thing on my Instagram is a picture of the
kids at the lemonade stand.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, because I took a picture of So. I went
out yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I was on the e bike and I'm riding down
this trail, the one that goes through It goes all
the way from Hopkins out to Victoria. I know it's
called the loose Line trail or I'm not sure what
it's called.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You know exactly what it is though, because it has zero benches.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Because when I do my big twenty mile walk, I've
walked on it twice and then like, can I sit.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm gonna go ahead and disagree. There are some benches
along the lake Minnetonka. But but I know what you mean.
So anyway, I'm riding along with my friend Brenda. Brenda
used to work here at the radio station. We're riding
along and we see eliminade stand and it's two boys,
probably about tannish, kind of on the cusp of being
too old for a lemonade stand. And I was like,
I don't have any cash. You guys take venmo Yes,
(08:04):
they took venmo.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They also shorted me on my lemonade by filling the
cup only about halfway full, and I almost said something,
but I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Care that much.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It wasn't like I was dying for a full glass
of you know, watered down lemonade. But my lesson is
I took a picture of it. I didn't put the
boy's face in the picture because they're kids. Yeah, but
stop at lemonade.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Stands, right, I don't see why not? Why why wouldn't
you stop? Y?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So yesterday I drove by another lemonade stand.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And I didn't see it one day.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And that one I didn't stop, and it was a
little girl about five or six years old, sitting there
with what looked like her mom or her nanny or whatever.
And I rode by, and I didn't stop because my
mind wasn't expecting it and I was pasted it before
I even thought about it. So I gave them a
little wave, and she gave me a half hearted wave.
I got up the road a few miles. I called
my wife, who had just gotten home, and I said, Hey,
(08:55):
there's a little girl with a lemonade stand down on
this road. Go buy and buy some lemonade. She's like,
are you sick. I'm like, yeah, because I feel bad
because I didn't stop at her lemonade stand. So my
wife got in the car, drove down and bought a lemonade,
came home and poured it out. So that's summer because
I don't I don't know. I mean, it was only
a dollar, so it wasn't like a big loss. But still,
(09:17):
just drink it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I feel it's like that's that's a necessity. You drink it,
unless it's like if they serve it to you with
their thumb in it, yeah, which they do about half
the time, then I'm not going to drink it all right,
we gotta take a break. We'll be right back on
KATIEWB The Dave Ryan Show. Here's a text message. I
like this one. My eleven year old did a lemonade
stand yesterday made seventy five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Wow, that's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
People do stop at Limonade.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And we were about fifteen minutes away from your tickets
for the weekend which is coming up on Saturday night
US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That is going to be a huge night.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think it's either sold out or it's very very
close to sold out. I think it is sold out
because it's the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I can all over the place me viby, like a
vibe kind of concert. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm not going to the weekend show.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm going to the Excelsior Art Fair, Yeah, on Saturday.
Excited about it. I am not a big art guy,
you know me. I'm just you know, I'm not her
mudget artless, artless, artless, artless, And so I go because
(10:23):
they have like snacks and churros and things like the
turos and things like that. Yeah, and so we're gonna
push the girls around and stroller and get them a lemonade.
Or get them a little I don't know, snow cone,
something like that. Yeah, there for pure vibes.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm going to the stone arch Bridge Festival this this
weekend with my dad. The Father's Day the same thing, right,
the same kind of thing. It's just an artsy kind
of nick knacky fair.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
As a dad, I'm going to tell you your dad
probably doesn't want a present for Father's Day. Oh, I
can guarantee you doesn't. I'm addressing all dad, all kids
of all kids. You know, they really they really don't.
We've got everything we want, we don't need enough or
whatever it is. If he asks for something specifically, then
I think a book is always a good thing, maybe
(11:06):
a four pack of cigars, something like that.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I always get my mom and my dad the same
things for mothers and Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
So I always get my mom one of those.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Hanging baskets with flowers in it for Mother's Day, and
I always get my dad a pie. And if I
can bake the pie, great, but I'm not necessarily the
best at baking. So if I have time, I'll bake it.
If I don't have time, I'll buy it. And I
always just give him a pie.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I kind of like that one, because I mean, how
often you open up the fridge and there's.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
A pie pie right there?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Very often?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All Right, when we play Dave Tank and here's the
way Dave Tank works, you will call me the investor
Dave of Dave Tank, and you would tell me about
your invention. Now, it's a fictional invention that doesn't exist.
If I like, here's the best I will invest twenty
dollars via Venmo of my own money in your invention.
So basically you get a chance to win twenty dollars
first into the tank right now is Bailey, j Hes Bailey,
(11:55):
what's your invention?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Hi, Dave Tank. My invention is called the Impressest shit Use.
They are shoes that you can put on when you
find yourself at the club, or at a wedding or
just at a party with a bang and soundtrack, and
they're imbued with magic and they put them into your
feet so when you can whip out some sweet dance
moves and impress everyone around you.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They're called what the impressive shoe?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I like the impressive shoes. That's a good invention.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now you call with your fictional invention at six five, one, nine,
eight nine kd WB. Now walking into the tank a
young man named von Vond. What's what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yes, my invention is called the custom cream of fire
because you know, you love your cup of coffee and
you love it a certain way, which are certain creams
or milks or sugars. But you never make it the
same twice. So the custom creama fire. You could make
it once the perfect way, make it a setting or
like a custom preset. All you have to do is
pop that cup under press the button. It makes it
the same way every time, the custom cream of fare.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, I like your invention. So what I would do
is I would choose the best invention and then I
would give you twenty bucks. It's twenty bucks more than
you got right now. If you got venmo, I'll venmo
it over to you. But you got a call with
your fictional invention. Like my fictional invention is the flash light,
which fictional It looks like a flash light. Yeah, but
(13:13):
it's not a flash light. Is if somebody already invented
Yeah somebody? Oh my god, stores worldwide?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is it used for fun?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah? Okay, call me now, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is Dave Tank six five one nine to eight
nine KDWB kd W. Hey, what a keyword for the weekend?
Right now on KTWB before we get into Dave Tanks.
So one more delay, one more delay. What is the
not the keyword? It is the winner's name from Instagram
and it is.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Erica dot Miller three.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Is what we're looking for, all right, Erica dot Miller three,
call me now within ten minutes and thirteen seconds to
win your tickets for the weekend. Now the lines. There's
a couple of lines open. So if you call and
you get it's busy, just call again.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Erica.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You got plenty of time. You got ten minutes and
now let's get into the tank, Dave Tank on KDWB.
You will tell me about your fictional invention. I will
then invest twenty dollars into the best fictional invention via Venmo. Sheridan,
you're up first, Sheridan. Welcome to Dave Tank. Please tell
me about your invention.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Sheridan, All right, My invention is called care free kids.
Late at night and your kids won't go to sleep,
need a break during the day, and your kids screaming
your head off. Care Free kids has got you covered.
Just press the button on our remote and it will
jet pack parachute your kid to one of our nannies
for only nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Wow, that was like pre written. I love it you
wrote that out. I'm impressed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
What's it called again?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Par free kids?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Care free kids because you have no cares after you
shoot them off to the nanny.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No kidding, that's good. Okay, thank you, Sheridan. Please hold
for twenty dollars on Dave Tank and let's go to
our next Dave Tank inventor, Evan. Good morning, Evan, good
morning day, and welcome to the Tank.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Thank you, thank you very much, happy to be here.
So my invention is called the I Share. Let me
paint a picture for you. You're out with friends, you're
out at the bar, your phone's at like six percent,
but you're like, oh man, I got to order an
uber back, I got to text my wife let her
know what's time I'm going to be back. And a
buddy of you has like ninety percent on their phone.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You get a.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Little corn that basically could plug into two ends of
an iPhone and you're able to transfer battery from the
guy with his full lee charged phone to your phone,
maybe ten to fifteen percent, whatever amount you'd like. Takes
a few minutes. Boom, Now you got some batteries and
juice in your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I'm surprised that's not already been invented.
Feels like that should be a thanky, I share Evan.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Good job on, Dave tank. Please hold, Let's meet our
next inventor. Welcome to the tank, Spencer. Good morning, Spencer.
What do you got in the tank today?
Speaker 9 (15:58):
What I've got is consider something that I need every
day that I don't have. So I've made up the
all in one tool that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Fits in your pocket.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
So basically, you pull this tool out of your pocket,
you hit a button, You got a ladder. You hit
another button, you got a saw. You hit another button,
you got a players, You hit another button, you got
your wrench set. You hit another Buttonaw, okay, and now
get the idea is go go gadget, you.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Go go gadget.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
Now fits in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
When when you said this, at first I thought he's
gonna talk about a leather man. No, it's not a
leather Now there's a ladder. Brilliant brilliant. All right, please
hold for one second. That is Spencer. Let's go to
the Dave Tank and find out what Julie has brought in.
Hello Julie, welcome to the tank. What do you got?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Hello Dave?
Speaker 10 (16:47):
And all right, so I've something for everybody. Everybody needs
this man, woman child. Imagine this on the show. I'm
getting out of the shower. I've got my frizzy hair. No,
everybody every day have to get your hair done before
you go to work, or go to school, whatever. Imagine
(17:11):
the kease of putting on the swer tap or the
tap and go. It takes five minutes. Get out of
the shower, put your cap on, push a couple of settings,
and you can go about your day, get dressed, eat
your breakfast, pack your stuff up, and in five minutes
take the cap off. Your hair is not only dried,
but styled with perfection, the way you want it styled
(17:34):
and done for the day.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Brilliant.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
That's like a Jetson thing.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Question question for the for the hairstyling cap. Does it
include product as well?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
It sure does, okay, sir, Oh for only five dollars more,
you get products.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Any questions for the tank to cap and go. No,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Called cap and go, cap and go patent pending, Yeah,
patent pens.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, please hold it. These are good. I have a
hard time deciding.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
All right, let's go back to the tank, and the
next person in the tank with an invention is Lisa.
Would Lisa, Welcome to the tank. What do you got?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Good morning, sharks.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
My name is Lisa.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
I have an invention called Hey Drive Better and electronic
reader board that gets installed in your back window and
you have prompts cut a.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Preset, but you can also customize and its voice.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Activated things like Hey, your tents too dark? Hey, turn
off your signal it's been on for the last fifteen miles.
Hey your lights you're on, I mean turn on.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Your life is raining?
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Hey move over, you're driving too slow in the passing Like.
You can also have happy messages.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Like have a great day, et cetera.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
But I just get irritated by maybe.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
You get behind somebody.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
There's signals onto the last you know, seventy miles you're like,
oh my god, turn off your freaking signal.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, it sounds very practical. What is the name of
the invention again? Hey, heyd prompt for the backendow. Oh
these are all too good. I can't make a decisions.
We got Sheharridan with the Carefree Kids, where you like
basically the launch your kids off to a to a nanny,
(19:16):
the iPhone battery sharer, which is absolutely practical. We're all
in one tool, which I thought was gonna be like
a little pocket leather man. No, he's got chainsaw and
ladder in there. Hairstyling camp I liked a lot. I'm
gonna go with Lisa because that made me laugh the hardest.
The audible, the audible, Hey drive better, Hey drive better.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Lisa, you are a winner on Dave Take Today who.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Honorable mention though to everybody else Spencer, Julie Evan and Sheridan. Congratulations.
So I'm gonna get your Venmo and I'm gonna send
you over twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
All right, awesome work.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
On that invention.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, work on that.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Take it to market. It could go somewhere. It is
Katie w B. Dave's dirt coming up in his.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Second on Katie w B. On Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
A big update on the dog is So I've been
looking for a dog kind of half heartedly here and there.
Sometimes a little bit more than others. And we looked
at a dog named Gavin a couple of months ago,
and Gavin was so sweet and he was like a
kind of like a short haired yellow lab. I don't
know exactly what he was, but he had a little
pink nose and he was very happy boy, very friendly.
(20:26):
But he shed really bad and he was a little
bit bigger than we wanted, so we did not take Gavin.
And the sad thing is that Gavin was adopted by
somebody who then realized that they lived in an apartment
and Gavin was a little bit too much dog for
their apartments, so they.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Brought him back.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They brought him back really, so if you go to
Spot's Last Stop, Gavin is still available.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And just a little homeless, little foster dog.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
But it's going to be like worth it for the
person who gets Gavin.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Be perfect.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Mike Cat was also adopted and then brought back, and
then I adopted him, so like, I'm glad he was
brought back because now he's my cut.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So we found another one on m a r S.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And I think it's Midwest Animal Rescue Services and they
have a website too, and I found a dog on
there actually Susan founded.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
His name is Bernard, and Bernard.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I've I've put pictures up online and he is just
kind of a doofy, goofy looking dog. He's not that cute,
but in the fact that he's not that cute, he's
very cute.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You can't help but love him.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
He just looks very lovable. And I've heard he's kind
of shy, like they found him like matted and covered
and dirt and things like that, and they had to
shave him off and you know, get him all cleaned up,
and so he's a little bit shy because you don't
know how exactly he was treated. But he seems to
be warming up. So we're gonna go take a look
at Bernard in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I'm excited. Yeah, we're also getting a dog this weekend,
so tell me about this we're doing.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So we signed up to be fosters with Safe Hands,
which is an amazing rescue in the Cities. And there's
a dog that we wanted but couldn't get because they
wanted to put him in another family. Now Ava, I'm
not sure what she is, but I showed you guys picture.
She's four months old, seventeen pound, cute little brown baby.
She was sick with something and so she's feeling a
lot better. So now they're trying to foster her, and
we said, yes, we're gonna do it. I think all
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she has now is like an upper respiratory infection, which
is kind of normal for dogs coming from shelters. Okay, yeah,
I think so yeah, so not kind of normal, but
you know it's I think so yeah, maybe like parvo
or something. You don't want a dog with parvo. Yes, Saturday,
we're gonna go pick up Ava and that'll be our
little foster baby. That is so great.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And I'm getting a dog. No, I'm not, but I
just wanted to be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You like to join in?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I do.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I have a story for Dirt about Orlando Bloom, who,
as we know, is married to Katy Perry and has
his own fame. But he just spent a pretty penny
thirteen thousand dollars on a procedure to remove micro plastics.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
From his blood. Why what exactly?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
And it's I think it's just kind of like a
woo woo sort of. I'm a rich person and this
is the thing I'm gonna pick yeah. Yeah, but apparently
this like this clinic in London that he went to
is offering this treatment. It's a two hour treatment and
it rids your body of toxic chemicals. But scientists are like, hmmm,
we're not sure that's like a real thing because they
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don't think that there's reliable evidence of its benefit.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, and the price. But Bro was in there.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
He's like hooked up to a bunch of different chords
and things to get microplastics taken out of his blood.
Which I mean, I think we're all full of microplastics.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I think we are. And I'm a big proponent of
micropas plastic.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, you love them.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, I actually take a daily supplement of microplastic, Yeah,
because I figure why not?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Why not? Yeah, they're gonna get in there somehow.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, they're everywhere from like when you use your gladware
to microwave left over lasagna. There's a source of microplastics.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, washing your face with those little like beads in
the face wash.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Those beads are microplastics.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh, is it right?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, everything from like your water bottles. It's I mean,
I don't know the danger of them.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh, they're bad.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
They can like rip up stuff, and I think you're
making things up. They're not that big, and if they're
in your energ you just poop them out.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
There's probably no worse than like anything else you eat.
I ate a ribbon and it's gonna come out. I
always get the ribbons.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Maclamore's house got broken into in Seattle and the woman
that was there watching it got sprayed with bear mace.
It was the woman and watching the house and his
three kids. The kids slept through the whole thing, but
the woman said she got thrown to the ground. They
put a boot to her neck. She got loose by
biting into one of their hands, and then she got
bear mace or bears sprayed with bear mace. But the
burglars took thousands of dollars worth a jewelry, designer, watches, shoes.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'd be scared out of my life.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Oh that's my worst fear, just in general, getting robbed.
But like, this isn't even my house, this is mac
I'm just a sitter.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
There is so a quick story about bear spray bear mace.
We were just in yellow Stone and so we're gonna
do some hiking. So I bought some. They sell it
in all the gift shops. It's the size of a
can of hair spray bear spray, and there's a big
cautionary thing on the back. And I was talking to
one of the park rangers he said about I said,
do you recommend bear spray? He said, no, I don't.
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Here's why they have more incidents of tourists spraying each
other or spraying themselves in the face by accident than
they ever do bear encounters. So some yahoo from Tulsa
will go out there and be like, hey, Martha, look
at them, sh and then Martha's got a face full
of bear spray, and then they got to go to
the emergency room.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
So that would also be the absolute worst.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I've never been bear maced, obviously, I've never been regular mace,
But then you have it's unbearable.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I imagine I've been in the room where like, not mace.
What's the like pepper spray. I've been in the room
where pepper spray like went on.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, mine was not mace.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, And I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's like weird because obviously it's supposed to make your eyes,
you know, water whatever, But it got into my throat
and we're all just like sitting in there going like
what is It's.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Really quite unbearable because you really can't do anything but wait.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I remember being in the bathroom after this. Somebody sprayed
me with pepper spray as a bit because we're DJ's,
we do look good. I've been in the bathroom it's
radio station and just rinsing and washing and crying and coughing,
and it was is nothing you can do but wait
for it to go away. That sounds My son Chase
is a TV reporter and during the riots a few
years ago in Colorado Springs, he got sprayed with either
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mace or pepper spray. He had he couldn't like open
his eyes for like a day.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Wow, oh my gosh. All right, here's something kind of interesting.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is Aaron Rodgers has confirming that he has married
a mystery woman.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Congratulations, thank you, I'll love it. It's been a couple
of months. Couple of months.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, Coco Melon is in the dirt today brought a
has got a new potty training song that is about
to ruin your life if you're a parent, I.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Gotta go go.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That is catchy. But one thing if you're not familiar
with Coco Mela. One of the first things I noticed
is that there's a laugh track constantly giggling children in
the background. They must have test marketed that and found
out that kids love giggling children.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh, this is to make them pay attention for longer,
because then you're constantly like there, I don't know, synapsies
and their brains are like peel peel.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
People must be uh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
There is a viral video going around. It's a mom
trending because she created a formula to calculate a mom's libido.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
All right, it's worth a listen. Let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Welcome to mom Labido one on one. Here's the basics
of the formula.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
The amount she slept last night plus how much food
she's eaten today sitting down times the amount of help
her partner gave her, divided by the annoying comments minus
the number of times she was touched by her children today.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So let's run through an example, shall we.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Let's say mom got eight hours of sleep last night,
ate three full meals, her partner did pick up an back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Last time, but he was really annoying twice.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Then we have to subtract by the one thousand times
that she was touched today?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Does anyone know what the answer is?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Not?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Of chance? That's a math problem right there.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What else we got in the dirt today?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Look at this story about Sidney Sweeney, who we know
from Euphoria, or this Glenn Powell scandal, and apparently Glenn
Powell their former partner because they both broke up with
their partners, said they were shattered by the whole romance scheme,
and I think we have a clip. Yeah, I was
waiting for that to happen, and then I saw at
the media and I was like, hello, like what's going
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on here?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Like I was completely blindsided.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It was.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It sucks because they Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney were
in relationships. Then they did the movie and there were
rumors that they left their partners and that they were
with each other. Sidney Ciney said that she's not with
anybody right now, but there's still speculation if she's looking.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
For somebody to be with, she could be with me
or me Oh so good looking, Well you have a girlfriend,
do you like?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Are you attracted? Would you date a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Just Sidney Sweeney probably, but you wouldn't. I've never heard
you say you're attracted to women.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Mostly just Sidney Sweeney. I think she's my type, as
if I was interested in.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
A woman when Don Cheetle was younger, he was my type.
He's gotten too old for me now, yeah, I'm looking
for younger meat.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Hey, well, here's somebody for.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
You, Dave.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Correct young he's looking old.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Here's somebody for you, Dave. I have her picked out
for you. Tina Louise from Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
She's still alive.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
She is ninety one years old, and she was spotted
out in New York City last week. She is the
sole remaining member of the cast of Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I have to believe that, because I mean that was
show is like sixty years ago.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Can you tell me who she was on that one?
She was a ginger one, the hot one.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
She's perfect for you. She's out and about walking around
ninety one. I mean, that's close, right.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
She's gonna make a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I was gonna make a joke about taking her teeth out,
but I'm gonna go ahead and just no day. There
is a show that I'm watching and it's called it's
really interesting. And Susan is not really a history buffet,
she's found it really interesting too. It is on Netflix
and it's the Apollo thirteen. I think it's called Survivor
or something like that, and it's really good and it's
about an hour and a half long, and it's all
(30:22):
about the Apollo thirteen mission that they were halfway to
the Moon and the spaceship part of their oxygen tanks
blew up, so they had to abort the mission. That's
what the movie Apollo thirteen is all about. But this
is real footage and it's really good. Just a little
Netflix recommendation for you.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
I'll also pass along another one on Netflix. Drusts drop
today about the whole submarine that imploded.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
To me, yeah, Titan whatever, the ocean date disaster. Yep,
that dropped today on Netflix. So I'm definitely gonna go home.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's my next watch. Oh yeah, absolute, Let's.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Do it tonight so that we can talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Deal, just two bros talking about the submersible. All right,
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who is twenty three years old. He is from New Jersey.
He is living with a girl named Alyssa. She's a director,
a television director, and the television director over at Care
eleven Television. Take one, zoom in camera two, pan left,
zoom in Q. Pat Miles. That type of thing is
Pat Mile?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Still there?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, she's been gone for forty years. Gosh, I just
like that you said. Or she just left care she's
got better things to do.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
He lives with a girl named Melissa, just his roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
All right, what's on your mind today?
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Reporters should be able to play whatever sport they're reporting on.
So let's just say you're a football reporter. You should
be like Michael Strahan and have played said sport because
you're a pro at it. Maybe not a pro, but
you know the sport. You know how to report on
said thing.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
So say that again.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
If you're a reporter, like let's say a sports reporter, yeah,
you should have played the sport in order to be
a reporter on it, because not everyone is. There are
some people that specialize in just saying, oh, this person
has this many passes this season. I don't know if
I trust you as much as I do Straighthand do.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
You agree about coaches then too? Should coaches have played the.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sport or they usually have, like except like, okay, like
gymnastics coaches they usually did not do the balance being
pommel horse.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
See that's what I'm thinking, is that what if you
have an activity or a sport or whatever and your
coach didn't play it, but they just know all the rules,
does that make them any like less qualified?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I think so, because you don't have the fresh had
experience to tell me, oh that if we're talking about
ballet or dancing, that purouette wasn't precise, why do you
know you do it?
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Okay, I'm a little puzzled. By the two least athletics
people in the Twin Cities talking about sports and.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Coaches, Well, mine's not.
Speaker 5 (03:03):
I mean, I'm I'm looking at it from like activities perspective,
because there are a lot I'm a speech coach I
talk about all the time. There's a lot of speech
coaches that never did speech, or like theater directors that.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Never did theater. Do they seem it really credible?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, they do seem a little less credible. Yeah, But
also like I did speech. But if I had a
kid who was like, Okay, if you want to coach me,
you do it.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I ain't going to perform for you. Like that's in
my past. I'm done.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I don't need to perform to know what I'm talking about.
I've seen it for you know, like fifteen years. So
like I think, I do think there's there's that like
validity in seeing the sport and being a part of
the sport for so long that you know all of
the rules and you know what's like good and being
able to coach or report on that.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
But Vaughan said, like you know, like who's the guy
that does the NBA. He's done it for years? Is
it Marvin albert A Dilys, Stephen A. Smith and and
that could be I don't watch a lot of of NBA,
but it's that voice. It's like and now the Pacers
take the lead and the series that type of thing. Yeah,
and he's been doing it for years. I don't think
he played. He may have played basketball in high school. Yeah,
but he's a great reporter and that he is the
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voice of all right, Pa, Pa does the voice.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
He's the voice of the Viking legend. H he didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
He didn't play football. He might have played like, you know,
pee wee football, or might have been like, you know,
the the like you know, offensive guard for Chaska. I
don't know, but he doesn't. He didn't play a high
level of football.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Honestly, they might know more about it than some of
the players.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Let's take it like, let's say comedy, right, because I
like comedy. Yeah, I'm not going to take a class
where I learned about comedy from somebody that has never
done comedy.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
That doesn't make sense to me.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, well why would you Why would you take you know,
like a surgery surgery classes from somebody who's never done
surgery exactly?
Speaker 6 (04:42):
Something really involved in the activity if you've never done
said thing, then how do I you know, tech typically
trust you to talk about said thing, whether it's a
sport and activity.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Okay, someone texted in saying, what about women? Can they
not be football commentators if they couldn't play football in
like high school, if there's no women's team, there.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Are so many And I think if you are knowledgeable
and you're a fan, and that's what When women first
were sideline reporters, they hired like, you know, eye candy,
it was all it was all like Aaron what's your name,
Eron Andrews, eye candy kind of a thing. But then
you start to watch her and you go, oh, Aeron Andrews, Yeah,
she knows her stuff. And you watch a lot of
the sideline reporters and a lot of the side line
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reporters are women during like you know, during NFL games,
and it's like, oh, she's a nut kind of a fan,
like knows every stat knows everything about the game, and
they're totally credible.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Versus sometimes there's like a baseball player who then turns
into a commentator and is the most boringest dude in
the world.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Well, it's sometimes it works out that way like Randy
Moss was a very colorful Viking, and he's a great
commentator because he's Randy Moss. He's just he's just funny
and quick. The credibility of you play.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
Football, right, I think it depends on because you do
want somebody who is like a colorful personality or and
if they're just a huge fan, I don't see why not.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I'll even take it out of an activity.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
I'd go on a limb and say, you're not gonna
wanna lect somebody for president that has never been in politics.
Speaker 5 (06:10):
Well, I feel like we do that a lot. I
feel like in some capacity. You know, Reagan was an actor.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
He was also governor of California.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Yeah, he was governor of California, and he was also
head of the Screen Actors Guild, so he had some
political ish experience.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
The president Ronald Reagan, the actor.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Back to the Future, Bailey, you're out of nowhere with that.
Who's the president Ronald Reagan. I'm glad we fired Drake. Right,
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Speaker 3 (07:26):
Yeah, because I took a picture of So. I went
out yesterday.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I was on the e bike and I'm riding down
this trail, the one that goes through It goes all
the way from Hopkins out to Victoria. I know it's
called the loose Line trail or I'm not sure what
it's called.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You know exactly what it is though, because it has zero benches.
Speaker 5 (07:39):
Because when I do my big twenty mile walk, I've
walked on it twice and then like, can I sit.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I'm gonna go ahead and disagree. There are some benches
along the lake Minnetonka. But but I know what you mean.
So anyway, I'm riding along with my friend Brenda. Brenda
used to work here at the radio station. We're riding
along and we see eliminade stand and it's two boys,
probably about tannish, kind of on the cusp of being
too old for a lemonade stand. And I was like,
I don't have any cash. You guys take venmo Yes,
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they took venmo.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
They also shorted me on my lemonade by filling the
cup only about halfway full, and I almost said something,
but I didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Care that much.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It wasn't like I was dying for a full glass
of you know, watered down lemonade. But my lesson is
I took a picture of it. I didn't put the
boy's face in the picture because they're kids. Yeah, but
stop at lemonade.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Stands, right, I don't see why not? Why why wouldn't
you stop? Y?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
So yesterday I drove by another lemonade stand.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
And I didn't see it one day.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And that one I didn't stop, and it was a
little girl about five or six years old, sitting there
with what looked like her mom or her nanny or whatever.
And I rode by, and I didn't stop because my
mind wasn't expecting it and I was pasted it before
I even thought about it. So I gave them a
little wave, and she gave me a half hearted wave.
I got up the road a few miles. I called
my wife, who had just gotten home, and I said, Hey,
(08:55):
there's a little girl with a lemonade stand down on
this road. Go buy and buy some lemonade. She's like,
are you sick. I'm like, yeah, because I feel bad
because I didn't stop at her lemonade stand. So my
wife got in the car, drove down and bought a lemonade,
came home and poured it out. So that's summer because
I don't I don't know. I mean, it was only
a dollar, so it wasn't like a big loss. But still,
(09:17):
just drink it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
I feel it's like that's that's a necessity. You drink it,
unless it's like if they serve it to you with
their thumb in it, yeah, which they do about half
the time, then I'm not going to drink it all right,
we gotta take a break. We'll be right back on
KATIEWB The Dave Ryan Show. Here's a text message. I
like this one. My eleven year old did a lemonade
stand yesterday made seventy five bucks.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Wow, that's pretty nice.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
People do stop at Limonade.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
And we were about fifteen minutes away from your tickets
for the weekend which is coming up on Saturday night
US Bank Stadium.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
That is going to be a huge night.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I think it's either sold out or it's very very
close to sold out. I think it is sold out
because it's the weekend.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I can all over the place me viby, like a
vibe kind of concert. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm not going to the weekend show.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I'm going to the Excelsior Art Fair, Yeah, on Saturday.
Excited about it. I am not a big art guy,
you know me. I'm just you know, I'm not her
mudget artless, artless, artless, artless, And so I go because
(10:23):
they have like snacks and churros and things like the
turos and things like that. Yeah, and so we're gonna
push the girls around and stroller and get them a lemonade.
Or get them a little I don't know, snow cone,
something like that. Yeah, there for pure vibes.
Speaker 5 (10:37):
I'm going to the stone arch Bridge Festival this this
weekend with my dad. The Father's Day the same thing, right,
the same kind of thing. It's just an artsy kind
of nick knacky fair.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
As a dad, I'm going to tell you your dad
probably doesn't want a present for Father's Day. Oh, I
can guarantee you doesn't. I'm addressing all dad, all kids
of all kids. You know, they really they really don't.
We've got everything we want, we don't need enough or
whatever it is. If he asks for something specifically, then
I think a book is always a good thing, maybe
(11:06):
a four pack of cigars, something like that.
Speaker 5 (11:09):
I always get my mom and my dad the same
things for mothers and Father's Day.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
So I always get my mom one of those.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Hanging baskets with flowers in it for Mother's Day, and
I always get my dad a pie. And if I
can bake the pie, great, but I'm not necessarily the
best at baking. So if I have time, I'll bake it.
If I don't have time, I'll buy it. And I
always just give him a pie.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
I kind of like that one, because I mean, how
often you open up the fridge and there's.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
A pie pie right there?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Very often?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
All Right, when we play Dave Tank and here's the
way Dave Tank works, you will call me the investor
Dave of Dave Tank, and you would tell me about
your invention. Now, it's a fictional invention that doesn't exist.
If I like, here's the best I will invest twenty
dollars via Venmo of my own money in your invention.
So basically you get a chance to win twenty dollars
first into the tank right now is Bailey, j Hes Bailey,
(11:55):
what's your invention?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Hi, Dave Tank. My invention is called the Impressest shit Use.
They are shoes that you can put on when you
find yourself at the club, or at a wedding or
just at a party with a bang and soundtrack, and
they're imbued with magic and they put them into your
feet so when you can whip out some sweet dance
moves and impress everyone around you.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
They're called what the impressive shoe?
Speaker 2 (12:19):
I like the impressive shoes. That's a good invention.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Now you call with your fictional invention at six five, one, nine,
eight nine kd WB. Now walking into the tank a
young man named von Vond. What's what's on your mind?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Sorry, I'm a little nervous.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yes, my invention is called the custom cream of fire
because you know, you love your cup of coffee and
you love it a certain way, which are certain creams
or milks or sugars. But you never make it the
same twice. So the custom creama fire. You could make
it once the perfect way, make it a setting or
like a custom preset. All you have to do is
pop that cup under press the button. It makes it
the same way every time, the custom cream of fare.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Okay, I like your invention. So what I would do
is I would choose the best invention and then I
would give you twenty bucks. It's twenty bucks more than
you got right now. If you got venmo, I'll venmo
it over to you. But you got a call with
your fictional invention. Like my fictional invention is the flash light,
which fictional It looks like a flash light. Yeah, but
(13:13):
it's not a flash light. Is if somebody already invented
Yeah somebody? Oh my god, stores worldwide?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is it used for fun?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah? Okay, call me now, let's do it.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
It is Dave Tank six five one nine to eight
nine KDWB kd W. Hey, what a keyword for the weekend?
Right now on KTWB before we get into Dave Tanks.
So one more delay, one more delay. What is the
not the keyword? It is the winner's name from Instagram
and it is.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Erica dot Miller three.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Is what we're looking for, all right, Erica dot Miller three,
call me now within ten minutes and thirteen seconds to
win your tickets for the weekend. Now the lines. There's
a couple of lines open. So if you call and
you get it's busy, just call again.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Erica.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You got plenty of time. You got ten minutes and
now let's get into the tank, Dave Tank on KDWB.
You will tell me about your fictional invention. I will
then invest twenty dollars into the best fictional invention via Venmo. Sheridan,
you're up first, Sheridan. Welcome to Dave Tank. Please tell
me about your invention.
Speaker 7 (14:18):
Sheridan, All right, My invention is called care free kids.
Late at night and your kids won't go to sleep,
need a break during the day, and your kids screaming
your head off. Care Free kids has got you covered.
Just press the button on our remote and it will
jet pack parachute your kid to one of our nannies
for only nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Wow, that was like pre written. I love it you
wrote that out. I'm impressed.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
What's it called again?
Speaker 8 (14:45):
Par free kids?
Speaker 5 (14:46):
Care free kids because you have no cares after you
shoot them off to the nanny.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
No kidding, that's good. Okay, thank you, Sheridan. Please hold
for twenty dollars on Dave Tank and let's go to
our next Dave Tank inventor, Evan. Good morning, Evan, good
morning day, and welcome to the Tank.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
Thank you, thank you very much, happy to be here.
So my invention is called the I Share. Let me
paint a picture for you. You're out with friends, you're
out at the bar, your phone's at like six percent,
but you're like, oh man, I got to order an
uber back, I got to text my wife let her
know what's time I'm going to be back. And a
buddy of you has like ninety percent on their phone.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
You get a.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Little corn that basically could plug into two ends of
an iPhone and you're able to transfer battery from the
guy with his full lee charged phone to your phone,
maybe ten to fifteen percent, whatever amount you'd like. Takes
a few minutes. Boom, Now you got some batteries and
juice in your phone.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. I'm surprised that's not already been invented.
Feels like that should be a thanky, I share Evan.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Good job on, Dave tank. Please hold, Let's meet our
next inventor. Welcome to the tank, Spencer. Good morning, Spencer.
What do you got in the tank today?
Speaker 9 (15:58):
What I've got is consider something that I need every
day that I don't have. So I've made up the
all in one tool that.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Fits in your pocket.
Speaker 9 (16:07):
So basically, you pull this tool out of your pocket,
you hit a button, You got a ladder. You hit
another button, you got a saw. You hit another button,
you got a players, You hit another button, you got
your wrench set. You hit another Buttonaw, okay, and now
get the idea is go go gadget, you.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Go go gadget.
Speaker 9 (16:26):
Now fits in your pocket.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
When when you said this, at first I thought he's
gonna talk about a leather man. No, it's not a
leather Now there's a ladder. Brilliant brilliant. All right, please
hold for one second. That is Spencer. Let's go to
the Dave Tank and find out what Julie has brought in.
Hello Julie, welcome to the tank. What do you got?
Speaker 7 (16:46):
Hello Dave?
Speaker 10 (16:47):
And all right, so I've something for everybody. Everybody needs
this man, woman child. Imagine this on the show. I'm
getting out of the shower. I've got my frizzy hair. No,
everybody every day have to get your hair done before
you go to work, or go to school, whatever. Imagine
(17:11):
the kease of putting on the swer tap or the
tap and go. It takes five minutes. Get out of
the shower, put your cap on, push a couple of settings,
and you can go about your day, get dressed, eat
your breakfast, pack your stuff up, and in five minutes
take the cap off. Your hair is not only dried,
but styled with perfection, the way you want it styled
(17:34):
and done for the day.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Brilliant.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
That's like a Jetson thing.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Question question for the for the hairstyling cap. Does it
include product as well?
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (17:44):
It sure does, okay, sir, Oh for only five dollars more,
you get products.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Any questions for the tank to cap and go. No,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
Called cap and go, cap and go patent pending, Yeah,
patent pens.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Okay, please hold it. These are good. I have a
hard time deciding.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
All right, let's go back to the tank, and the
next person in the tank with an invention is Lisa.
Would Lisa, Welcome to the tank. What do you got?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
Good morning, sharks.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
My name is Lisa.
Speaker 10 (18:17):
I have an invention called Hey Drive Better and electronic
reader board that gets installed in your back window and
you have prompts cut a.
Speaker 8 (18:27):
Preset, but you can also customize and its voice.
Speaker 10 (18:30):
Activated things like Hey, your tents too dark? Hey, turn
off your signal it's been on for the last fifteen miles.
Hey your lights you're on, I mean turn on.
Speaker 7 (18:39):
Your life is raining?
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Hey move over, you're driving too slow in the passing Like.
You can also have happy messages.
Speaker 8 (18:45):
Like have a great day, et cetera.
Speaker 10 (18:48):
But I just get irritated by maybe.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
You get behind somebody.
Speaker 10 (18:51):
There's signals onto the last you know, seventy miles you're like,
oh my god, turn off your freaking signal.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, it sounds very practical. What is the name of
the invention again? Hey, heyd prompt for the backendow. Oh
these are all too good. I can't make a decisions.
We got Sheharridan with the Carefree Kids, where you like
basically the launch your kids off to a to a nanny,
(19:16):
the iPhone battery sharer, which is absolutely practical. We're all
in one tool, which I thought was gonna be like
a little pocket leather man. No, he's got chainsaw and
ladder in there. Hairstyling camp I liked a lot. I'm
gonna go with Lisa because that made me laugh the hardest.
The audible, the audible, Hey drive better, Hey drive better.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Lisa, you are a winner on Dave Take Today who.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Honorable mention though to everybody else Spencer, Julie Evan and Sheridan. Congratulations.
So I'm gonna get your Venmo and I'm gonna send
you over twenty bucks.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
All right, awesome work.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
On that invention.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Yeah, work on that.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Take it to market. It could go somewhere. It is
Katie w B. Dave's dirt coming up in his.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Second on Katie w B. On Katie w B.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
A big update on the dog is So I've been
looking for a dog kind of half heartedly here and there.
Sometimes a little bit more than others. And we looked
at a dog named Gavin a couple of months ago,
and Gavin was so sweet and he was like a
kind of like a short haired yellow lab. I don't
know exactly what he was, but he had a little
pink nose and he was very happy boy, very friendly.
(20:26):
But he shed really bad and he was a little
bit bigger than we wanted, so we did not take Gavin.
And the sad thing is that Gavin was adopted by
somebody who then realized that they lived in an apartment
and Gavin was a little bit too much dog for
their apartments, so they.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Brought him back.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
They brought him back really, so if you go to
Spot's Last Stop, Gavin is still available.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
And just a little homeless, little foster dog.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
But it's going to be like worth it for the
person who gets Gavin.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Be perfect.
Speaker 5 (20:57):
Mike Cat was also adopted and then brought back, and
then I adopted him, so like, I'm glad he was
brought back because now he's my cut.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
So we found another one on m a r S.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
And I think it's Midwest Animal Rescue Services and they
have a website too, and I found a dog on
there actually Susan founded.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
His name is Bernard, and Bernard.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
I've I've put pictures up online and he is just
kind of a doofy, goofy looking dog. He's not that cute,
but in the fact that he's not that cute, he's
very cute.
Speaker 3 (21:27):
You can't help but love him.
Speaker 1 (21:30):
He just looks very lovable. And I've heard he's kind
of shy, like they found him like matted and covered
and dirt and things like that, and they had to
shave him off and you know, get him all cleaned up,
and so he's a little bit shy because you don't
know how exactly he was treated. But he seems to
be warming up. So we're gonna go take a look
at Bernard in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
I think.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
I'm excited. Yeah, we're also getting a dog this weekend,
so tell me about this we're doing.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
So we signed up to be fosters with Safe Hands,
which is an amazing rescue in the Cities. And there's
a dog that we wanted but couldn't get because they
wanted to put him in another family. Now Ava, I'm
not sure what she is, but I showed you guys picture.
She's four months old, seventeen pound, cute little brown baby.
She was sick with something and so she's feeling a
lot better. So now they're trying to foster her, and
we said, yes, we're gonna do it. I think all
(22:16):
she has now is like an upper respiratory infection, which
is kind of normal for dogs coming from shelters. Okay, yeah,
I think so yeah, so not kind of normal, but
you know it's I think so yeah, maybe like parvo
or something. You don't want a dog with parvo. Yes, Saturday,
we're gonna go pick up Ava and that'll be our
little foster baby. That is so great.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I love it.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
And I'm getting a dog. No, I'm not, but I
just wanted to be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (22:38):
You like to join in?
Speaker 3 (22:40):
I do.
Speaker 5 (22:41):
I have a story for Dirt about Orlando Bloom, who,
as we know, is married to Katy Perry and has
his own fame. But he just spent a pretty penny
thirteen thousand dollars on a procedure to remove micro plastics.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
From his blood. Why what exactly?
Speaker 5 (22:59):
And it's I think it's just kind of like a
woo woo sort of. I'm a rich person and this
is the thing I'm gonna pick yeah. Yeah, but apparently
this like this clinic in London that he went to
is offering this treatment. It's a two hour treatment and
it rids your body of toxic chemicals. But scientists are like, hmmm,
we're not sure that's like a real thing because they
(23:21):
don't think that there's reliable evidence of its benefit.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Yeah, and the price. But Bro was in there.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
He's like hooked up to a bunch of different chords
and things to get microplastics taken out of his blood.
Which I mean, I think we're all full of microplastics.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
I think we are. And I'm a big proponent of
micropas plastic.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Yeah, you love them.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yeah, I actually take a daily supplement of microplastic, Yeah,
because I figure why not?
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Why not? Yeah, they're gonna get in there somehow.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Well, they're everywhere from like when you use your gladware
to microwave left over lasagna. There's a source of microplastics.
Speaker 5 (23:54):
Yeah, washing your face with those little like beads in
the face wash.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
Those beads are microplastics.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Oh, is it right?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Yeah, everything from like your water bottles. It's I mean,
I don't know the danger of them.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Oh, they're bad.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
They can like rip up stuff, and I think you're
making things up. They're not that big, and if they're
in your energ you just poop them out.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
There's probably no worse than like anything else you eat.
I ate a ribbon and it's gonna come out. I
always get the ribbons.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
Maclamore's house got broken into in Seattle and the woman
that was there watching it got sprayed with bear mace.
It was the woman and watching the house and his
three kids. The kids slept through the whole thing, but
the woman said she got thrown to the ground. They
put a boot to her neck. She got loose by
biting into one of their hands, and then she got
bear mace or bears sprayed with bear mace. But the
burglars took thousands of dollars worth a jewelry, designer, watches, shoes.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I'd be scared out of my life.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
Oh that's my worst fear, just in general, getting robbed.
But like, this isn't even my house, this is mac
I'm just a sitter.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
There is so a quick story about bear spray bear mace.
We were just in yellow Stone and so we're gonna
do some hiking. So I bought some. They sell it
in all the gift shops. It's the size of a
can of hair spray bear spray, and there's a big
cautionary thing on the back. And I was talking to
one of the park rangers he said about I said,
do you recommend bear spray? He said, no, I don't.
(25:17):
Here's why they have more incidents of tourists spraying each
other or spraying themselves in the face by accident than
they ever do bear encounters. So some yahoo from Tulsa
will go out there and be like, hey, Martha, look
at them, sh and then Martha's got a face full
of bear spray, and then they got to go to
the emergency room.
Speaker 3 (25:36):
So that would also be the absolute worst.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
I've never been bear maced, obviously, I've never been regular mace,
But then you have it's unbearable.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I imagine I've been in the room where like, not mace.
What's the like pepper spray. I've been in the room
where pepper spray like went on.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, mine was not mace.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
Yeah, And I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:57):
It's like weird because obviously it's supposed to make your eyes,
you know, water whatever, But it got into my throat
and we're all just like sitting in there going like
what is It's.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Really quite unbearable because you really can't do anything but wait.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:10):
I remember being in the bathroom after this. Somebody sprayed
me with pepper spray as a bit because we're DJ's,
we do look good. I've been in the bathroom it's
radio station and just rinsing and washing and crying and coughing,
and it was is nothing you can do but wait
for it to go away. That sounds My son Chase
is a TV reporter and during the riots a few
years ago in Colorado Springs, he got sprayed with either
(26:31):
mace or pepper spray. He had he couldn't like open
his eyes for like a day.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Wow, oh my gosh. All right, here's something kind of interesting.
Speaker 10 (26:39):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (26:39):
This is Aaron Rodgers has confirming that he has married
a mystery woman.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Congratulations, thank you, I'll love it. It's been a couple
of months. Couple of months.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, Coco Melon is in the dirt today brought a
has got a new potty training song that is about
to ruin your life if you're a parent, I.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
Gotta go go.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
That is catchy. But one thing if you're not familiar
with Coco Mela. One of the first things I noticed
is that there's a laugh track constantly giggling children in
the background. They must have test marketed that and found
out that kids love giggling children.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Oh, this is to make them pay attention for longer,
because then you're constantly like there, I don't know, synapsies
and their brains are like peel peel.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
People must be uh.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
There is a viral video going around. It's a mom
trending because she created a formula to calculate a mom's libido.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
All right, it's worth a listen. Let's check it out.
Speaker 3 (27:37):
Welcome to mom Labido one on one. Here's the basics
of the formula.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
The amount she slept last night plus how much food
she's eaten today sitting down times the amount of help
her partner gave her, divided by the annoying comments minus
the number of times she was touched by her children today.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
So let's run through an example, shall we.
Speaker 5 (27:54):
Let's say mom got eight hours of sleep last night,
ate three full meals, her partner did pick up an back.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Last time, but he was really annoying twice.
Speaker 5 (28:02):
Then we have to subtract by the one thousand times
that she was touched today?
Speaker 3 (28:07):
Does anyone know what the answer is?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Not?
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Of chance? That's a math problem right there.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
That's kind of funny.
Speaker 3 (28:15):
All right.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
What else we got in the dirt today?
Speaker 4 (28:17):
Look at this story about Sidney Sweeney, who we know
from Euphoria, or this Glenn Powell scandal, and apparently Glenn
Powell their former partner because they both broke up with
their partners, said they were shattered by the whole romance scheme,
and I think we have a clip. Yeah, I was
waiting for that to happen, and then I saw at
the media and I was like, hello, like what's going
(28:39):
on here?
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Like I was completely blindsided.
Speaker 2 (28:42):
It was.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
It sucks because they Glenn Powell and Sidney Sweeney were
in relationships. Then they did the movie and there were
rumors that they left their partners and that they were
with each other. Sidney Ciney said that she's not with
anybody right now, but there's still speculation if she's looking.
Speaker 5 (28:57):
For somebody to be with, she could be with me
or me Oh so good looking, Well you have a girlfriend,
do you like?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Are you attracted? Would you date a woman.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Just Sidney Sweeney probably, but you wouldn't. I've never heard
you say you're attracted to women.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Mostly just Sidney Sweeney. I think she's my type, as
if I was interested in.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
A woman when Don Cheetle was younger, he was my type.
He's gotten too old for me now, yeah, I'm looking
for younger meat.
Speaker 3 (29:22):
Hey, well, here's somebody for.
Speaker 8 (29:23):
You, Dave.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Correct young he's looking old.
Speaker 5 (29:27):
Here's somebody for you, Dave. I have her picked out
for you. Tina Louise from Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
She's still alive.
Speaker 5 (29:33):
She is ninety one years old, and she was spotted
out in New York City last week. She is the
sole remaining member of the cast of Gilligan's Island.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
I have to believe that, because I mean that was
show is like sixty years ago.
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Can you tell me who she was on that one?
She was a ginger one, the hot one.
Speaker 5 (29:52):
She's perfect for you. She's out and about walking around
ninety one. I mean, that's close, right.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
She's gonna make a joke.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I was gonna make a joke about taking her teeth out,
but I'm gonna go ahead and just no day. There
is a show that I'm watching and it's called it's
really interesting. And Susan is not really a history buffet,
she's found it really interesting too. It is on Netflix
and it's the Apollo thirteen. I think it's called Survivor
or something like that, and it's really good and it's
about an hour and a half long, and it's all
(30:22):
about the Apollo thirteen mission that they were halfway to
the Moon and the spaceship part of their oxygen tanks
blew up, so they had to abort the mission. That's
what the movie Apollo thirteen is all about. But this
is real footage and it's really good. Just a little
Netflix recommendation for you.
Speaker 4 (30:36):
I'll also pass along another one on Netflix. Drusts drop
today about the whole submarine that imploded.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
To me, yeah, Titan whatever, the ocean date disaster. Yep,
that dropped today on Netflix. So I'm definitely gonna go home.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
That's my next watch. Oh yeah, absolute, Let's.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Do it tonight so that we can talk about it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Deal, just two bros talking about the submersible. All right,
we dirty is brought to you by six one two
Injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law. Shout out to those people.
Bailey has an announcement for men. Bailey is tired of
hearing men say this and she wants to set you straight. Yeah,
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I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
Ridiculous History
History is beautiful, brutal and, often, ridiculous. Join Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown as they dive into some of the weirdest stories from across the span of human civilization in Ridiculous History, a podcast by iHeartRadio.