February 27, 2025 • 15 mins
Jenny recounts awful birth stories, Dave's Dirt, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Can I just tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What Susan did last night that made me laugh and
roll my eyes At the same time, neighbor across the
street invited Susan to dinner and like me and Susan
like yeah. She sends her a text and invites us
to dinner, and I'm like, yeah, I really got too
much to do tonight. I really don't want to do
it tonight. She's like, well, let's go tomorrow night. I'm like, okay,
we'll write them back and tell them we'll go to
dinner tomorrow night. So Susan wrote her back text message
(00:37):
and said, yeah, we're busy tonight, but we'd love to
go to dinner tomorrow night. And the woman wrote back
and said, I wasn't inviting you. I was showing you
a picture of what I'm making for dinner, and I
wrote dinner underneath it. Oh, it was like I'm making
some sort of chicken matza balls something or other. I
(00:58):
don't know right, And you said dinner caption of the picture.
Susan thought it was like dinner dinner, and I said,
you're embarrassing. If she was inviting you to dinner, she
would have said dinner question mark. And she's like, well,
I didn't see it that way, And I'm like, well,
you also needed to see it that way.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This is why I worry about her.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I know she's gonna get scammed by some like fake
Amazon delivery driver. They're going to come in the house
and take everything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Amazon told us to come by and pick up your furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Totally blaming Susan though neither. There was no question mark,
so sure. But also, why would I just randomly send
someone a picture?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Are they friends? So they Yeah, that totally makes sense.
I'm on your side on this one, Davee. I think
that I would not have assumed that they were inviting
us over for dinner because it is weird.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Here's a picture of my dinner, and I just wanted
to show you, but.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I'm not gonna invite you to eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But I do that, well maybe a little bit, but
I do that with you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I saw something in Disney, not Disney in Vegas, and
I sent you a picture.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, and we didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Get it for me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know it was like a coffee You're doing great.
He said, you're doing great, and Bailey says that all
the time, you're doing great. So I thought of Bailey
and I sent it to her. It wasn't like I'm saying, Bailey,
looked you get this smug no answer.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yes, Bailey thought you were going to get it. I
thought you were going to get it for me?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
I didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think show to me. I thought, well, maybe he's going.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
To get that for me.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Probably not though, but yeah, I think it makes I'm
giving Susan the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And just the one word dinner is also just vague,
like what am I supposed to?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What do I know that means dinner?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
That's like, get me look at my dinner.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Because I literally just sent Andrew a picture of my
dinner last night too.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Because he's not in town right now. I'll be like
sending a selfie and just saying face what or you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Send a picture of like you naked and say sex
and that.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
No, she's just letting us know she just had.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really I don't know, you to keep it. Keep an
eye on your partner, because man, it just keep beef
an eye on him. You never know. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And today I'm sending these men straight to jail, straight
to jail because of how they reacted when their partner
was giving birth. Okay, so there was a question posted,
what did your partner do while you were giving birth?
This person said he got himself a Vitamin IV because
he was feeling quote a little dehydrated. This person said
(03:31):
he got completely undressed to put on scrubs for my
c section. What like, you gotta just throw them the
scrubs on himself over what he was wearing. This guy
apparently said birth smells like raw beef.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Beef, raw beef.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, you know what, I never noticed that, but I
guess there is a little bit of a scent there.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
A were you there for your the births of your children?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Which ones all of them?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
He had a lot of them, so he couldn't be
there for all two of the four two of them,
and it smells like Robbie.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't really it could, yeah really, yeah, it's definitely
a different spell.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, but would you have said that to Susan in
the room, Like, God, it's like raw beef in here,
probably right, So that's straight to jail to this person.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
This guy apparently screamed, she's paining everywhere when my water broke.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, this this would actually make me extremely irate and
I would be like, get out of the room now.
This person said, Okay, this time, maybe try to actually push.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh wait, who said that?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
The husband said it to the woman who is giving birth? Yes,
this guy said.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
He asked me to quote hold it in so he
could run and grab coffee when my obi said I
was ten centimeters dilated. You hold it.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Make sure to hold it in. I gotta get hold
it in. Hold it in.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
This person was face timing. Who do you think they
were facetiming?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
His bro his friend?
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Oka?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well wait.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
What was what do you think this person was facetiming
the husband of the woman giving.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Birth during birth?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yes, mother, listn't.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I get it that?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Like the in laws want to be there for certain things,
but like that is a private situation.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Okay, mom, check out, she's giving birth. Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Honestly I would laugh at this one and I would
be okay with it. He played push it by salt
and pepper because.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He thought it would be fun.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
One guy said he was just as stressed as I was. Oh,
I'm sorry, were you giving birth?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Were you shoving a child over your hu stressed?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
No, although you're allowed to be stressed, you just don't
get to equate it to what a woman is going
through during birth.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Child fathers, I know so hard on.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
These are people who are going straight to jail because
of what their partners did when the woman was giving birth.
This guy ordered himself a full meal, would dessert when
they just told.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Me I could only be on a liquid diet.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
So he's over here putting his napkin in his shirt. Yeah,
getness work, and he's like numb, And she's over here.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Like you so it's important. It's so funny you're doing
this thread. I have an inside joke with Alissa. Anytime
she talks about, you know, when I give birth, I
always say, I'm I don't want to be there for that.
I'm going to the vending machine when they say it's coming,
I'm leaving my it's a joke, but she gets so
mad and she was like.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Say that around my dad. Watch what happens.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, all right, I'll just give you two more.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This guy passed out when I got the eper dural,
so she don't one going in.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
He went passed out.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I feel like that's a pretty consistent thing. A lot
of guys will pass out for certain things that happened.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I watched Susan get an epidural with Allison, and it
is basically where it's a pain blocker and they basically
stick it in the back of your spine and they
injected I remember she did. They're like, this is really
gonna hurt when we give it to you. She didn't
even flinch and a pool of blood ran down her back.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I can't. It wasn't gross.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It was more like my my head felt like all
the blood rushed out of my head.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Last one he brought earplugs so he could get some
solid sleep. So, yes, those are things that guys did
it while someone was giving birth. And also just a reminder,
if your honey wants something sweet or like needs a
little bit of energy because she's giving birth, maybe swing
by holiday station stories, you know, get her some red bulls,
say for eight dollars and fifty cents. Now, the nurse
(07:31):
and doctor might not recommend that while you're about to
give birth.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Hammering some red bulls.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
But regardless, you're still going to get a deal and
you can save them for later, and you'll need those
energy drinks once you have a child crying and you're
up all night.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, it's a funny text.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Somebody said, oh my god, my ex went into the
bathroom that was right next to my head and took
a massive dump.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
We are now divorced.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wow. Okay, well, thank you, Marianne. Appreciate that.
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Speaker 7 (08:52):
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Speaker 1 (08:54):
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Speaker 7 (09:02):
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knight five years old. He lived in Santa Fe with
his sixty something year old why thirty year age difference,
may I point out, and they along with their dog, died.
I believe yesterday they said no foul play is suspected.
So I'm gonna guess it was probably something like a
bad furnace, you know, yeah, something like that, something far
(10:15):
monoxide of dioxide, whichever one. And then Michelle Tracktenberg died
too young. She was only thirty nine years old, and
she'd had a liver transplant not too long ago. She
was in Harriet the Spy when she was like what
eight or ten?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, probably she was young. That was such a good movie.
And she was in Buffy the Vampire's Layer. I think
that was probably like one of her biggest roles.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Was it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And then also Gossip Girl.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Tate McCray says that the song that she does on
her new album really does feature Sydney Sweeney's voice as
like a voicemail, let me play it for you, and
this is Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Yeah, he connected us. And then Sidney was such a legend.
She just sent me like ten versions of this little
like voice memo thing, and it was like three days
before the release, and she was like the absolute best
for doing it. So it was so cool. Seriously, get
your hair off.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
They Okay, I like that She recorded that ten times?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Did it times?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
She sent her options? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Can I tell you about Katie Perry's latest attempt to
be relevant agame her Gail King and Lauren Sanchez are
going to join Jeff Bezos and their next rocket mission
that happens in the springtime.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Wow apparent, says.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The eleventh crude flight of the company's new Shepherd rockets
sit the blast off this spring, but Blue Origin, which
is Jeff Bezos Rocket Company, they haven't given.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
A date yet.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Do you guys like those like zero gravity rides, because
that's essentially what this says to me.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
It's a zero gravity.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Ride, except they're actually going into space.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Actually going to space.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean, I don't like a carnival ride with dress.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah, the ones where you like spin around and experience
zero gravity.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh yeah, like the one where you like lean on
the back of the thing gravity you want to vomit
that you like them?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yeah, okay, then you could go to space. It's two
different things, Bailey, same thing, same thing. You're going to space.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I yeah, I would be so scared to go into
space because I would probably get so airsick.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I'm up to how long are we hear? Oh?
Twelve weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I want to go home now. It don't feel so good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
I miss Tothy, I miss Joseph.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's my girl.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
A Los Angeles judge set a trial date for early
next year in a civil suit filed by ASAP Rally
against ASAP Rocky.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It never ends now.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Remember Rocky was acquitted by a jury of two felony
accounts of assault with the firearm. It Rally claims the
bullets grazed his knuckles. The defense argued that could not
happen because Rocky carried a prop gun. So there's a
good defense for you. So if I walk into a
gas station and I rob it, I would I would
hire an attorney that would say, well, Dave didn't have
(12:46):
a real gun.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You get a prop gun.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, nobody can prove it with bullets in there.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And finally, today is a national retro day, So whatever
you want to do, that's retros and National Chili Day today.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
For Retro Day. I want to buy a rotary phone.
I don't know if it'd work in twenty twenty five,
but just to go that'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well, I mean it would work probably if you buy
it to do that, but you're not going to like
have it hooked up to be able to call people.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
You don't get plan that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh that's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, I didn't know
if it would still work. I just I don't know
how old technology works.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
They have them now where you could like plug it
into your cell phone and then use that.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You know, there's a store here in Saint Louis Park.
I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's here in the West End, and it's like a
bunch of retro stuff. Like I went one day and
there's like a yeah, I don't know what it's called.
It's in this little plaza though.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
There's like one of these big old box TVs, like
the ones like the glass like front. I guess they're
all glass, but you know what I mean, like the
box ones. And it was hooked up to a VCR
and I put in a pee wee Herman's Playhouse or whatever,
and I started watching it just sitting on the couch
and it was like the coolest thing at this retro store. Yes,
it's I gotta find the name.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Cool wow Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So you can go out and buy a VCR that
you donated for six hundred dollars at the retro store.
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Can I just tell you.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
What Susan did last night that made me laugh and
roll my eyes At the same time, neighbor across the
street invited Susan to dinner and like me and Susan
like yeah. She sends her a text and invites us
to dinner, and I'm like, yeah, I really got too
much to do tonight. I really don't want to do
it tonight. She's like, well, let's go tomorrow night. I'm like, okay,
we'll write them back and tell them we'll go to
dinner tomorrow night. So Susan wrote her back text message
(00:37):
and said, yeah, we're busy tonight, but we'd love to
go to dinner tomorrow night. And the woman wrote back
and said, I wasn't inviting you. I was showing you
a picture of what I'm making for dinner, and I
wrote dinner underneath it. Oh, it was like I'm making
some sort of chicken matza balls something or other. I
(00:58):
don't know right, And you said dinner caption of the picture.
Susan thought it was like dinner dinner, and I said,
you're embarrassing. If she was inviting you to dinner, she
would have said dinner question mark. And she's like, well,
I didn't see it that way, And I'm like, well,
you also needed to see it that way.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
This is why I worry about her.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I know she's gonna get scammed by some like fake
Amazon delivery driver. They're going to come in the house
and take everything. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Amazon told us to come by and pick up your furniture.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Oh, I'm not.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
Totally blaming Susan though neither. There was no question mark,
so sure. But also, why would I just randomly send
someone a picture?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
Are they friends? So they Yeah, that totally makes sense.
I'm on your side on this one, Davee. I think
that I would not have assumed that they were inviting
us over for dinner because it is weird.
Speaker 6 (01:47):
Here's a picture of my dinner, and I just wanted
to show you, but.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
I'm not gonna invite you to eat it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
But I do that, well maybe a little bit, but
I do that with you.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I saw something in Disney, not Disney in Vegas, and
I sent you a picture.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, and we didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Get it for me.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You know it was like a coffee You're doing great.
He said, you're doing great, and Bailey says that all
the time, you're doing great. So I thought of Bailey
and I sent it to her. It wasn't like I'm saying, Bailey,
looked you get this smug no answer.
Speaker 7 (02:09):
Yes, Bailey thought you were going to get it. I
thought you were going to get it for me?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Are you serious?
Speaker 7 (02:13):
I didn't say anything about it.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think show to me. I thought, well, maybe he's going.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
To get that for me.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Probably not though, but yeah, I think it makes I'm
giving Susan the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
And just the one word dinner is also just vague,
like what am I supposed to?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
What do I know that means dinner?
Speaker 7 (02:31):
That's like, get me look at my dinner.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Because I literally just sent Andrew a picture of my
dinner last night too.
Speaker 7 (02:37):
Because he's not in town right now. I'll be like
sending a selfie and just saying face what or you.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Send a picture of like you naked and say sex
and that.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
No, she's just letting us know she just had.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Really I don't know, you to keep it. Keep an
eye on your partner, because man, it just keep beef
an eye on him. You never know. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
And today I'm sending these men straight to jail, straight
to jail because of how they reacted when their partner
was giving birth. Okay, so there was a question posted,
what did your partner do while you were giving birth?
This person said he got himself a Vitamin IV because
he was feeling quote a little dehydrated. This person said
(03:31):
he got completely undressed to put on scrubs for my
c section. What like, you gotta just throw them the
scrubs on himself over what he was wearing. This guy
apparently said birth smells like raw beef.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Beef, raw beef.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, you know what, I never noticed that, but I
guess there is a little bit of a scent there.
Speaker 7 (03:51):
A were you there for your the births of your children?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Which ones all of them?
Speaker 7 (03:55):
He had a lot of them, so he couldn't be
there for all two of the four two of them,
and it smells like Robbie.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't really it could, yeah really, yeah, it's definitely
a different spell.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Yeah, but would you have said that to Susan in
the room, Like, God, it's like raw beef in here,
probably right, So that's straight to jail to this person.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
This guy apparently screamed, she's paining everywhere when my water broke.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
That's funny.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Okay, this this would actually make me extremely irate and
I would be like, get out of the room now.
This person said, Okay, this time, maybe try to actually push.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Oh wait, who said that?
Speaker 7 (04:31):
The husband said it to the woman who is giving birth? Yes,
this guy said.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
He asked me to quote hold it in so he
could run and grab coffee when my obi said I
was ten centimeters dilated. You hold it.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
Make sure to hold it in. I gotta get hold
it in. Hold it in.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
This person was face timing. Who do you think they
were facetiming?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
His bro his friend?
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
Oka?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Well wait.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
What was what do you think this person was facetiming
the husband of the woman giving.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Birth during birth?
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:10):
Yes, mother, listn't.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
I get it that?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Like the in laws want to be there for certain things,
but like that is a private situation.
Speaker 7 (05:20):
Okay, mom, check out, she's giving birth. Okay.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
Honestly I would laugh at this one and I would
be okay with it. He played push it by salt
and pepper because.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
He thought it would be fun.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
One guy said he was just as stressed as I was. Oh,
I'm sorry, were you giving birth?
Speaker 7 (05:40):
Were you shoving a child over your hu stressed?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
No, although you're allowed to be stressed, you just don't
get to equate it to what a woman is going
through during birth.
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Child fathers, I know so hard on.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
These are people who are going straight to jail because
of what their partners did when the woman was giving birth.
This guy ordered himself a full meal, would dessert when
they just told.
Speaker 7 (06:01):
Me I could only be on a liquid diet.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
So he's over here putting his napkin in his shirt. Yeah,
getness work, and he's like numb, And she's over here.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Like you so it's important. It's so funny you're doing
this thread. I have an inside joke with Alissa. Anytime
she talks about, you know, when I give birth, I
always say, I'm I don't want to be there for that.
I'm going to the vending machine when they say it's coming,
I'm leaving my it's a joke, but she gets so
mad and she was like.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Say that around my dad. Watch what happens.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Yeah, all right, I'll just give you two more.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
This guy passed out when I got the eper dural,
so she don't one going in.
Speaker 7 (06:37):
He went passed out.
Speaker 5 (06:38):
I feel like that's a pretty consistent thing. A lot
of guys will pass out for certain things that happened.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
I've heard that before.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
I watched Susan get an epidural with Allison, and it
is basically where it's a pain blocker and they basically
stick it in the back of your spine and they
injected I remember she did. They're like, this is really
gonna hurt when we give it to you. She didn't
even flinch and a pool of blood ran down her back.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
I can't. It wasn't gross.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
It was more like my my head felt like all
the blood rushed out of my head.
Speaker 7 (07:08):
Yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Last one he brought earplugs so he could get some
solid sleep. So, yes, those are things that guys did
it while someone was giving birth. And also just a reminder,
if your honey wants something sweet or like needs a
little bit of energy because she's giving birth, maybe swing
by holiday station stories, you know, get her some red bulls,
say for eight dollars and fifty cents. Now, the nurse
(07:31):
and doctor might not recommend that while you're about to
give birth.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Hammering some red bulls.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
But regardless, you're still going to get a deal and
you can save them for later, and you'll need those
energy drinks once you have a child crying and you're
up all night.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
You know, it's a funny text.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Somebody said, oh my god, my ex went into the
bathroom that was right next to my head and took
a massive dump.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
We are now divorced.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Wow. Okay, well, thank you, Marianne. Appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
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I'm gonna give you the keyword of what you gotta
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Speaker 5 (08:34):
Celebrities are just like us, just a lot better looking.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Dave's dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
It is brought to you by six one two Injured
Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law is the governor of California're
gonna let the Menendez brothers out to roam around and
kill again.
Speaker 7 (08:52):
Okay, well, all right, he's.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Trying to be dramatic or media. You guys are job
is to overhype every for media. Were media?
Speaker 7 (09:02):
Come on, I have a name tag that says media.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We're the lame stream media. Our job is to lie,
to inflame things and make things worse than they already are.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
You're inflamed. You should get an ointment.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
An ointment. I thought yesterday you said to get a salve, yes,
and now it's anointment. Well okay, so the governor California says,
let's let's see whether we should let the Menendez brothers
out to murder again.
Speaker 8 (09:26):
The question for the board is a rather simple one.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Do Eric and Lyle Menendez?
Speaker 8 (09:31):
Do they pose a current, what we call unreasonable risk
to public safety. There's no guarantee of outcome here in
my office conducts dozens and dozens of these clemency reviews
on a consistent basis. But this process simply provides more transparency,
which I think is important in this case.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
Okay, So basically, he said, we don't know whether they
pose a threat.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We don't think they do, so there's there's no answer
in that whatsoever. Gene Hackman has passed away. He was
knight five years old. He lived in Santa Fe with
his sixty something year old why thirty year age difference,
may I point out, and they along with their dog, died.
I believe yesterday they said no foul play is suspected.
So I'm gonna guess it was probably something like a
bad furnace, you know, yeah, something like that, something far
(10:15):
monoxide of dioxide, whichever one. And then Michelle Tracktenberg died
too young. She was only thirty nine years old, and
she'd had a liver transplant not too long ago. She
was in Harriet the Spy when she was like what
eight or ten?
Speaker 7 (10:27):
Yeah, probably she was young. That was such a good movie.
And she was in Buffy the Vampire's Layer. I think
that was probably like one of her biggest roles.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Was it.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
And then also Gossip Girl.
Speaker 5 (10:36):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Tate McCray says that the song that she does on
her new album really does feature Sydney Sweeney's voice as
like a voicemail, let me play it for you, and
this is Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Yeah, he connected us. And then Sidney was such a legend.
She just sent me like ten versions of this little
like voice memo thing, and it was like three days
before the release, and she was like the absolute best
for doing it. So it was so cool. Seriously, get
your hair off.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
They Okay, I like that She recorded that ten times?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
Did it times?
Speaker 3 (11:10):
She sent her options? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Can I tell you about Katie Perry's latest attempt to
be relevant agame her Gail King and Lauren Sanchez are
going to join Jeff Bezos and their next rocket mission
that happens in the springtime.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
Wow apparent, says.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The eleventh crude flight of the company's new Shepherd rockets
sit the blast off this spring, but Blue Origin, which
is Jeff Bezos Rocket Company, they haven't given.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
A date yet.
Speaker 6 (11:31):
Do you guys like those like zero gravity rides, because
that's essentially what this says to me.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
It's a zero gravity.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
Ride, except they're actually going into space.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Actually going to space.
Speaker 3 (11:41):
I mean, I don't like a carnival ride with dress.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
Yeah, the ones where you like spin around and experience
zero gravity.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Oh yeah, like the one where you like lean on
the back of the thing gravity you want to vomit
that you like them?
Speaker 7 (11:51):
Yeah, okay, then you could go to space. It's two
different things, Bailey, same thing, same thing. You're going to space.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
I yeah, I would be so scared to go into
space because I would probably get so airsick.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
And I'm up to how long are we hear? Oh?
Twelve weeks?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I want to go home now. It don't feel so good.
Speaker 6 (12:09):
I miss Tothy, I miss Joseph.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
That's my girl.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
A Los Angeles judge set a trial date for early
next year in a civil suit filed by ASAP Rally
against ASAP Rocky.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
It never ends now.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Remember Rocky was acquitted by a jury of two felony
accounts of assault with the firearm. It Rally claims the
bullets grazed his knuckles. The defense argued that could not
happen because Rocky carried a prop gun. So there's a
good defense for you. So if I walk into a
gas station and I rob it, I would I would
hire an attorney that would say, well, Dave didn't have
(12:46):
a real gun.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
You get a prop gun.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
Yeah, nobody can prove it with bullets in there.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
And finally, today is a national retro day, So whatever
you want to do, that's retros and National Chili Day today.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
For Retro Day. I want to buy a rotary phone.
I don't know if it'd work in twenty twenty five,
but just to go that'd be cool.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
Well, I mean it would work probably if you buy
it to do that, but you're not going to like
have it hooked up to be able to call people.
Speaker 7 (13:15):
You don't get plan that.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Oh that's what I'm saying. Yeah, okay, I didn't know
if it would still work. I just I don't know
how old technology works.
Speaker 6 (13:23):
They have them now where you could like plug it
into your cell phone and then use that.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
You know, there's a store here in Saint Louis Park.
I don't know what it's called.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
It's here in the West End, and it's like a
bunch of retro stuff. Like I went one day and
there's like a yeah, I don't know what it's called.
It's in this little plaza though.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
There's like one of these big old box TVs, like
the ones like the glass like front. I guess they're
all glass, but you know what I mean, like the
box ones. And it was hooked up to a VCR
and I put in a pee wee Herman's Playhouse or whatever,
and I started watching it just sitting on the couch
and it was like the coolest thing at this retro store. Yes,
it's I gotta find the name.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Cool wow Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
So you can go out and buy a VCR that
you donated for six hundred dollars at the retro store.
All right, that is it. Thank you for being here.
On KTWB, check out the Minnesota Goodbye. Also, when you're
on the iHeartRadio app, a set a preset. It's really
easy to do. I'm gonna do it right now. Open
up the iHeartRadio app. Tap, wait for a second for
it to load, and then what you've got. When it
(14:20):
comes up on the main screen, it says presets. At
the very top, you can push a plus button. Oh
I push plus, and it'll add the radio station that
you are on right now. So, if you are listening
to KDWB on your iHeartRadio app, it'll show us down
at the bottom and it says Twin Cities number one
hit music station. That's KTWB. And then up at the
(14:40):
top and you might have to back arrow. Then there's presets.
Tap one of those presets and it'll add KDWB.
Speaker 7 (14:49):
It's amazing superaz.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
It's really amazing.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
And now you've got all these presets that you can
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding whatever you want
to listen to, just like on your car dinkingding thing.
Thank all right, that's it, have a great day. We
will see you back here tomorrow for the Friday Dave
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