May 7, 2025 • 22 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 4 (00:52):
How much do trees cost?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Because I feel like I just want your blossom trees
in my front yard.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is that the ones that are blooming all over the
place that are white apple?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh? Because I posted about them and I asked what
kind of tree is this, And people responded on my
Instagram saying, crab apple.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Cherry blossoms, right, yeah, because our neighbors got those and
they dropped little little like golf ball size of the apples.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
They're not edible, right yeah, but like in the spring,
they're the white flowers that are super like pungent.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, and you smell them.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, I'm talking about the pink flowers. Well, the pink
so I think I am talking about cherry blossoms. Okay,
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Speaker 2 (01:35):
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Speaker 4 (01:38):
I would like to.
Speaker 5 (01:39):
I do have one of those trees that you were
talking about recently where blooms for only like a little week,
and I have one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But now she's dead, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Like she was so gorgeous for it was like right
around Easter time and now it's kind of just like
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Speaker 2 (02:17):
We do this every week.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
In the middle of the week or so, we talk about, Okay,
is there anything cool that you've discovered that you want
to talk about, like a movie or a TV show,
or maybe a little restaurant or something that you bought
on Amazon that you're like, that's cool. I want to
tell people about this one. And because you know, DJs
are the original influencers. Do you know what I have
sold out of? Hommaker slimmer. Wow, they have sold out
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the indoor smoker. Really, they have sold it out. You
cannot buy they are out of stock. Because I've talked
about this indoor smoker. It looks like a crock pot
and you can buy it online at a place called
hamakerslimmer dot com. Wow, and I'm not getting paid. I
didn't get anything free, but I've talked about it. They
are now sold out. I will take full credit. Your
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mama Ronda tried to buy one. I said, go to is.
You couldn't buy one. And because they're sold out on
Hammicker Shlimmer, so Hammicker Slimmer, it's just fun to shave
so on my radar this week is something that this
unlimited supply. It's an app called All Trails and it's
not new, it's been around for a long time. We
use it at boy Scout Camp and basically it will
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tell you what are great hikes near you, whether you
want it to be easy, moderate, difficult. It'll describe the trail.
You can read reviews of the trail. There are pictures
of the trail and it'll say like okay, directions to
the trailhead and then it'll track you. You leave your
phone open, it'll track your pace in your distance. It's
super core. There's the paid version.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I would say the free version, you don't get the
GPS access and the tracking.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Totally worth it. I don't know if it's like eighty
bucks a month or a month anything. I think it's
eighty bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
A year because I did the free version for a
really long time, but I finally started paying for it
because I was doing really difficult hikes and I really
needed the GPS tracker to keep track of that. And
also I just for warn you if you use all
trails them saying easy, moderate, or hard is based off
of all the people hiking and rating the hike according
to their skill level, So don't always believe that a
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moderate hike is going to be moderate.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It might be hard, Honestly.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It might be.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But it's a very cool appen If you're planning on
getting outside more this year, and you probably are like
most people, then you don't have to just go on
the loop around the day of Coska. There are more
beautiful trails. All trails on my radar.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Mine is a place I went and got cocktails this
past weekend called the Cabana Club. It's newer in the
Stone Arch area, right on Saint Anthony, Maine, and it's
super cute. It used to be the hideaway like Burger joints.
Oh yeah, so they completely redid it. Inside it's a
little bougier looking and they have a huge patio, so
you know, it's patio season, so I would highly recommend
going there. I can't speak for the food yet, but
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the drinks were great.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The Cabana Club Bailey.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Nice Mine is also an app that I downloaded because
I've been stressed out so I can't sleep well. So
it's called sleep Sound, and you can choose like a
bunch of different sleep sounds, like from the forest or
from rain or whatever like the ocean, and you can
set a timer so it can play for like, you know,
ten minutes if you want, which is really nice, or
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an hour or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And it's free, right, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, So here's the forest.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I don't know if I could sleep with the birds
in the background, but I gotcha listening to one called
look Within.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Which has this like vibe to it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
So I listen to this to make me go to sleep,
and I always fall asleep before it turns off after.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
A ten minute timer.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I fall asleep pretty fast. So sleep Sounds that's super simple.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Sleep Sound vond What is on your radar?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
On my radar is a show. It's a reality show
called Temptation Island. It's not new, but they just did
the new season and they just moved into Netflix.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
It's four couples.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They do like a social experiment to see if they
can live a single life and their fidelities tested. And
it's so stupid because it's reality TV, but it's the
stupid that you can't stop watching.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We did that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That show's been around I think years years, like twenty
five years or so ago, and we did a bit
on the show one time called Temptation trailer.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, and do you remember this, Channe.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No, I'm just saying I love that you guys did
that because I can only imagine what it was.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like and I can't remember the exact details. But we
found a trailer somewhere and this guy was going to
spend the night in a trailer with two women. They
were going to try to seduce him. God, this is
the so the nineties, Yes, and he was going to
try to resist. And so, long story short, they did
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seduce him. He did sleep with one of the girls,
and so the girls won Vikings tickets and he lost.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The one was Viking tickets.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Yeah, you lost your man, but you get to go
see the box.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And if he would have resisted, he would have won
Vikings tickets, but he did not resist and then he
lied about it, and then his girlfriend found out and
that was the end of the relationship because.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
He did not Jenny. Write it down.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, write it down.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Temptation trailer all right, once again my radar this week
is an app called All Trails. If you'd like to
get outside in hike and you're tired of going to
the same places, this will get you no matter where
you are in the country.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It'll find a trail for you and tell you all
about it.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Mine is a restaurant called the Cabana Club right by
the Stone Arch Bridge.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
And mine is an app called sleep Sounds to help
you fall asleep.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
And mine is the new season of Temptation Island on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, we'll be right back on, Katie'll did you end U?
That keywords here's on your radar. It's one thousand dollars.
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Play a little game called face Off. This is kind
of fun where we go. Okay, name ten, name as
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many items in your kitchen as you can in fifteen seconds,
or name as many makes of cars as you can
in fifteen seconds. You get to play along too, and
we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That keyword is knee, so make sure you do that.
I'm just gonna kind of overemphasize it this hour because
I really feel like we have a winter coming on,
and I hope that you money. Go to KWB dot
com and enter that keyword in the box that pops up.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Play a little game called face Off.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's kind of like think Fast, but it's different in
that you have to You're given a category and you
got a name as many items in the category as
you can in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Today it is what's your DJ name? Again?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
My name is no Vonzilla.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Vontzilla versus DJ old Pants. That's me.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
No, I like dangerous, d doa. I did like that one.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Okay, well dangerous versus Vontzilla.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, let's do it. We'll give you who wants to
who do you want to leave?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Bubb will turn his mic off first?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Oh yeah, but your off first, you're off hosting. Okay,
I got.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Score keeping, all right, Dave, are you ready for your
first category, I am ready all right.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Category number one is vegetables.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Corn, carrots, peas, beans, kale, lettuce, radishes, turnips, a beats, potatoes.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
All right, well done, And I know some of those
don't necessarily qualify, but we're gonna say that they do
because it is.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's fun, okay, and I'm running this joint.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Your second category.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Is entres Spaghettian meatballs, meat loaf, tacos, the pork chops, steak, chicken, parmesan, eggplant, parmesan, linguini, pizza.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Dude, Okay, all right, look at chicken parmesan.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You're so hungry often. I'm surprised you didn't do a
little better at that one.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know I'm always hungry. Jenny.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Jenny was getting at me the other day. She's like,
it's not that you're not eating healthy, you're eating giant portions.
And I hit her so hard, so hard.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, Dave, this one's gonna be a little bit more difficult. Okay.
Your last category is cartoon women, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Flintstone, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Jane Jetson,
Judy Jetson, Velma Daphne in.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, I think I did okay on that.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
That's the way that you went with like the two
characters in each show.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That was smart. All right, but.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Hey you back, yeah, man, I'm black.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
You can totally did bad.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How do you know I did that?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I can just see it on your face unless you're constipated,
all right, von Your.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Very first category in face off is vegetables.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh great, carrot, apple, apple, carrot, tomato, potato, corn, uh,
cilantro peppers, bell peppers, uh, anything, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'm not stroism that I would categorize that as ag.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's an herb. That's an herb.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Now like chew it in like a dish, all right,
speaking of chewing in a dish, your second category is entrees, trip.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Alfredo, chicken alfredo, chicken tenders, pizza, steak, ribs, m HOGI
you could do a chicken sandwich, you could do a hamburger,
you could do a cheeseburger, you could do rice and beans.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
All right, Okay. Your last category Ofavius.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Cartoon women, okay, unique what from the Backyard against Tasha
from the Backyardigans? Uh, missus puff from SpongeBob, Marge Simpson.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
You got cartoon women.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Who else, geez, Loise, I would have sucked at that category.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, that's why I did it to throw you.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Guys all all I thought about. Yeah, it was guys.
I have so many guy cartoon character women sometimes.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Okay, you guys, I have the final scoring, and Jenny,
you can double check.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Ye one check, I might be off the Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
So for cartoon women starting their vant you got four, Dave,
you got eight?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Whoa named four?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Four terrible one more olive oil.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
By the way, there used to be a woman that
worked here at the radio station that looked like olive oil,
and behind her back that was her nickname, Olive Oil.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh no, well, all right, I guess a category of entrees, Dave,
you got nine, vont got eleven.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Nice job, Yeah, I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And then finally, in the category of vegetables, you got five,
Dave got ten. Yeah, today, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Pretty proud of myself. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Dave's dirt coming up next on kd WB and we'll
cover it next. Oh, Mart cannot Dave Dirt on kd
w B. Just kind of an oddball story. So there's
this legendary rock band called the Who. And I bring
this up not for you because you probably know, but people,
maybe Vaughan's age, you've never heard of The Who?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You ever heard of The Who? Before I heard of him?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Name a single song You're big.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
In the sixties, and now the singer is Roger Daltrey
and he's about eighty two years old or so, but
he's still out doing his saying. So this is kind
of funny because there's a woman heckling him to play
one of their big songs, Pinball Wizard, and it's kind
of like you're drunk at your wedding going play Free
Bird Lay the Judgoslide, and the DJ is like, God,
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shut up. So here's this eighty two year old legend
of rock, Roger Daltrey, trying to perform, and you can
loudly hear the woman he lean him.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Here it is, it's not.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Seen in your life.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I can't understand a word he says, but he's got
a thick English accent.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It sounds like you're saying something like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm tired of that show and be playing it for
the last sixty years.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
You can't. I don't play pimba.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I'm the worst pemba player, but she was annoying to
play it anyway.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
I'm surprised, like nobody kicked her out after that.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
This is going on for we're laughing at it. So
here is the song.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
By the way, Elton John did that song about nineteen
seventy five and.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
His version was much better. F y I speaking of.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Old songs, this is one of my favorite stories of
the day because Chapel Roone is talking about what is
the best coolest song ever?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Nothing has ever made me feel like as powerful as
when I like saying Arrakudah on stage at All the City.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I was like, actually, this is the coolest song ever,
and I feel like a real rock star.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's kind of a cool song.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You now.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Probably haven't heard that song on kat would be in
a long tame. David Spade was asked to do Tommy
Boy Too, and he flatly said no.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
I was pitched a Tommy Boy too, which was our
kids are together and our kids are but this is
I was pitched it two years ago, and I'm like,
I just can't find a scenario with no Farlick.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Movies coming out soon. Final Destination that's coming up later
this month, next next, Friday, Vonta and I are going
to go see that together.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
My mom wants to come with you.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
She can come with That's totally cool. I'll buy her
a popcorn.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh, she would love that.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Speaking of popcorn, in the new Mission Impossible movie, there
is a collector's popcorn box that you apparently have to
use two keys to open.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's the last thing I want.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A dark theater is trying to figure out how to
get my freaking popcorn.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
And I heard that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's like, so they're doing like these novelty popcorn buckets.
I think they did one with Doune two when it
came out a couple of months ago. This is like
twenty five dollars for the novelty popcorn bucket.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I just don't think it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, it as a souvenir.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Souvenir forever. Put that on your mantle.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I don't know about on your mantle.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But Mother's Day is coming up. Here's some early Mother's
Day guilt. How often do you call your mom? And
is it enough? So let's dive in a little bit.
Twenty two percent of people said they don't call their
mom as often as they should. The average is once
a week.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That's bad, Okay, I am awful. Then my mom and
I don't talk on the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Barely at all, barely at all.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
No, we call each other when we need to, but
we don't like try to catch up every week by gotcha?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
How often do you make your mom feel appreciated? The
answer was less than twice a month? How do we
do it by spending time with her or saying I
love you? Sixty eight percent, So nearly two out of
three think they know their mom better than anybody else
in her life. Okay, seventy percent, So two out of
three worry their mom's got too much on her plate
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and worries about other people all the time. What is
a popular Mother's Day gift? Massages? And yeah, that's all
there is to that one. Okay, number one of the
list perfect Mother's Day gifts? Sleeping in, sleeping in.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I gotta look and see. My mom texted me was
she wanted from Mother's Day. It's one of those like
bathroom organizing things that goes over the toilet. And then
she texted me she was like, so, are you gonna
buy it for me? Because if not, I'm gonna get it.
And I was like, well, I'm not gonna tell you
if I'm gonna get it for you mom.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Right though I do sometimes wish that my mom would
just say this is what I want so I don't
have to guess, because I love Mama RNDA. But sometimes
you get her a gift and she doesn't like it,
and she just shows on her face that she doesn't
care for it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
So just like, why did I get this?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
What did she get her candle?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I mean, no, I'm not usually can't gardening tool.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Sometimes just kind of like thanks, and you're like, okay,
well so much for that, Which is why I started
getting my mom a hanging plant like with flower scent
for her front stoop on Mother's Day. And I always
get the same thing because she always likes it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
She can't go wrong, You really can't, Okay. Today is
the deadline for the real ID thing. They've been talking
about it for a week, all this year and for decades. Really,
today is the day you finally do need a real
ID to fly. That is a special driver's license with
a star in the top corner if you don't have
one yet, And the TSA says if you're over eighteen
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and don't have it. You should get to the airport
three hours early. Three hours early because you're gonna be
subject to delays and additional screening. You should also bring
other forms of IDs, like your Blockbuster card.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You still got yours, Dave.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You know, I held on to it for a long time.
I couldn't let it go, just in case I needed
it somewhere. But no, I finally got rid of my
Blockbuster card, library cards, anything that you've got it to.
I've heard this, and I don't know whether it's true.
It probably is not true that it's really up to
the TSA agent to let you through if they're convinced
it really is you. And I have a story about
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that because I was coming back from some trip somewhere
with a radio station trip and I didn't have my
driver's license. I don't know if i'd lost it or what,
but I did have an autograph picture of me, so
I pulled it out and I said, this is me,
that's my radio name. Here's a business card that says
that's me. You know it's me, and they let me through.
(20:33):
I don't know if they have the discretion anymore. They're
basically just trying to prove that you are who you
say you are. But I think now they have like
a database of like whether you're a bad girl or
a bad guy or not, whether you're a dangerous person.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Or that happens.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
When I hand them my ID, they scan it and
just says certified bad girl.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You are the farthest thing from a bad girl ever.
Nought is more of a bad girl. Vaut's more of
a bad girl than you are.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I own black leggings. Okay, I'm a bad girl.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
I own fish nets. What no kidding?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
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Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah, Will, I was giving you the wrap up sign.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
You're looking at me like I had something to say,
and I would say, no, wrap it up, boy, vont.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Have fun in Mexico.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You're not here after.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Today, right, correct, I'm going until next Thursday. You'll see me.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Bailey's going to be going a couple days tou so
I will see Bailey for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Thank God. When are you going to be gone?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Just next Thursday Friday?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I'm going to Kansas City for speech Nationals.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know what's great? Every everything is up to date
in Kansas City. They've come about as fur as they
can go. They've gone and built this scrapers seven stories
high building on to go.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Like dream in Kansas City.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Just give each other these books?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
And I had it out three minutes ago. Why is
this always happening?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I miss you all on my trip. I will let
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How much do trees cost?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
Because I feel like I just want your blossom trees
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Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is that the ones that are blooming all over the
place that are white apple?
Speaker 6 (01:00):
Oh? Because I posted about them and I asked what
kind of tree is this, And people responded on my
Instagram saying, crab apple.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh I thought it was.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Cherry blossoms, right, yeah, because our neighbors got those and
they dropped little little like golf ball size of the apples.
Speaker 6 (01:14):
They're not edible, right yeah, but like in the spring,
they're the white flowers that are super like pungent.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
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Speaker 5 (01:20):
Yeah, I'm talking about the pink flowers. Well, the pink
so I think I am talking about cherry blossoms. Okay,
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Speaker 5 (01:39):
I do have one of those trees that you were
talking about recently where blooms for only like a little week,
and I have one of those.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
But now she's dead, you know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
Like she was so gorgeous for it was like right
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Speaker 2 (02:17):
We do this every week.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
In the middle of the week or so, we talk about, Okay,
is there anything cool that you've discovered that you want
to talk about, like a movie or a TV show,
or maybe a little restaurant or something that you bought
on Amazon that you're like, that's cool. I want to
tell people about this one. And because you know, DJs
are the original influencers. Do you know what I have
sold out of? Hommaker slimmer. Wow, they have sold out
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the indoor smoker. Really, they have sold it out. You
cannot buy they are out of stock. Because I've talked
about this indoor smoker. It looks like a crock pot
and you can buy it online at a place called
hamakerslimmer dot com. Wow, and I'm not getting paid. I
didn't get anything free, but I've talked about it. They
are now sold out. I will take full credit. Your
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mama Ronda tried to buy one. I said, go to is.
You couldn't buy one. And because they're sold out on
Hammicker Shlimmer, so Hammicker Slimmer, it's just fun to shave
so on my radar this week is something that this
unlimited supply. It's an app called All Trails and it's
not new, it's been around for a long time. We
use it at boy Scout Camp and basically it will
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tell you what are great hikes near you, whether you
want it to be easy, moderate, difficult. It'll describe the trail.
You can read reviews of the trail. There are pictures
of the trail and it'll say like okay, directions to
the trailhead and then it'll track you. You leave your
phone open, it'll track your pace in your distance. It's
super core. There's the paid version.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
I would say the free version, you don't get the
GPS access and the tracking.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Totally worth it. I don't know if it's like eighty
bucks a month or a month anything. I think it's
eighty bucks.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
A year because I did the free version for a
really long time, but I finally started paying for it
because I was doing really difficult hikes and I really
needed the GPS tracker to keep track of that. And
also I just for warn you if you use all
trails them saying easy, moderate, or hard is based off
of all the people hiking and rating the hike according
to their skill level, So don't always believe that a
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moderate hike is going to be moderate.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
It might be hard, Honestly.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
It might be.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
But it's a very cool appen If you're planning on
getting outside more this year, and you probably are like
most people, then you don't have to just go on
the loop around the day of Coska. There are more
beautiful trails. All trails on my radar.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Mine is a place I went and got cocktails this
past weekend called the Cabana Club. It's newer in the
Stone Arch area, right on Saint Anthony, Maine, and it's
super cute. It used to be the hideaway like Burger joints.
Oh yeah, so they completely redid it. Inside it's a
little bougier looking and they have a huge patio, so
you know, it's patio season, so I would highly recommend
going there. I can't speak for the food yet, but
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the drinks were great.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
The Cabana Club Bailey.
Speaker 6 (04:53):
Nice Mine is also an app that I downloaded because
I've been stressed out so I can't sleep well. So
it's called sleep Sound, and you can choose like a
bunch of different sleep sounds, like from the forest or
from rain or whatever like the ocean, and you can
set a timer so it can play for like, you know,
ten minutes if you want, which is really nice, or
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an hour or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
And it's free, right, I love it.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Yeah, So here's the forest.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
I don't know if I could sleep with the birds
in the background, but I gotcha listening to one called
look Within.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
Which has this like vibe to it.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
So I listen to this to make me go to sleep,
and I always fall asleep before it turns off after.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
A ten minute timer.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 6 (05:36):
I fall asleep pretty fast. So sleep Sounds that's super simple.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Sleep Sound vond What is on your radar?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
On my radar is a show. It's a reality show
called Temptation Island. It's not new, but they just did
the new season and they just moved into Netflix.
Speaker 7 (05:49):
It's four couples.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
They do like a social experiment to see if they
can live a single life and their fidelities tested. And
it's so stupid because it's reality TV, but it's the
stupid that you can't stop watching.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
We did that.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
That show's been around I think years years, like twenty
five years or so ago, and we did a bit
on the show one time called Temptation trailer.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, and do you remember this, Channe.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
No, I'm just saying I love that you guys did
that because I can only imagine what it was.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Like and I can't remember the exact details. But we
found a trailer somewhere and this guy was going to
spend the night in a trailer with two women. They
were going to try to seduce him. God, this is
the so the nineties, Yes, and he was going to
try to resist. And so, long story short, they did
(06:40):
seduce him. He did sleep with one of the girls,
and so the girls won Vikings tickets and he lost.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
The one was Viking tickets.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
Yeah, you lost your man, but you get to go
see the box.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
And if he would have resisted, he would have won
Vikings tickets, but he did not resist and then he
lied about it, and then his girlfriend found out and
that was the end of the relationship because.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
He did not Jenny. Write it down.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, write it down.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Temptation trailer all right, once again my radar this week
is an app called All Trails. If you'd like to
get outside in hike and you're tired of going to
the same places, this will get you no matter where
you are in the country.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It'll find a trail for you and tell you all
about it.
Speaker 5 (07:20):
Mine is a restaurant called the Cabana Club right by
the Stone Arch Bridge.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
And mine is an app called sleep Sounds to help
you fall asleep.
Speaker 7 (07:26):
And mine is the new season of Temptation Island on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Okay, we'll be right back on, Katie'll did you end U?
That keywords here's on your radar. It's one thousand dollars.
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Play a little game called face Off. This is kind
of fun where we go. Okay, name ten, name as
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many items in your kitchen as you can in fifteen seconds,
or name as many makes of cars as you can
in fifteen seconds. You get to play along too, and
we'll do it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
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I'm just gonna kind of overemphasize it this hour because
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and I hope that you money. Go to KWB dot
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Speaker 2 (08:11):
Play a little game called face Off.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
It's kind of like think Fast, but it's different in
that you have to You're given a category and you
got a name as many items in the category as
you can in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Today it is what's your DJ name? Again?
Speaker 4 (08:26):
My name is no Vonzilla.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Vontzilla versus DJ old Pants. That's me.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
No, I like dangerous, d doa. I did like that one.
Speaker 7 (08:37):
Okay, well dangerous versus Vontzilla.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
Okay, let's do it. We'll give you who wants to
who do you want to leave?
Speaker 6 (08:43):
What?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Bubb will turn his mic off first?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Oh yeah, but your off first, you're off hosting. Okay,
I got.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Score keeping, all right, Dave, are you ready for your
first category, I am ready all right.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Category number one is vegetables.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Corn, carrots, peas, beans, kale, lettuce, radishes, turnips, a beats, potatoes.
Speaker 6 (09:10):
All right, well done, And I know some of those
don't necessarily qualify, but we're gonna say that they do
because it is.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
It's fun, okay, and I'm running this joint.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Oh okay.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Your second category.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Is entres Spaghettian meatballs, meat loaf, tacos, the pork chops, steak, chicken, parmesan, eggplant, parmesan, linguini, pizza.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Dude, Okay, all right, look at chicken parmesan.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
You're so hungry often. I'm surprised you didn't do a
little better at that one.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
I know I'm always hungry. Jenny.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Jenny was getting at me the other day. She's like,
it's not that you're not eating healthy, you're eating giant portions.
And I hit her so hard, so hard.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, Dave, this one's gonna be a little bit more difficult. Okay.
Your last category is cartoon women, okay.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Wilma Flintstone, Betty Flintstone, Marge Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Jane Jetson,
Judy Jetson, Velma Daphne in.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, I think I did okay on that.
Speaker 6 (10:23):
That's the way that you went with like the two
characters in each show.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
That was smart. All right, but.
Speaker 7 (10:32):
Hey you back, yeah, man, I'm black.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
You can totally did bad.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
How do you know I did that?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I can just see it on your face unless you're constipated,
all right, von Your.
Speaker 6 (10:43):
Very first category in face off is vegetables.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Oh great, carrot, apple, apple, carrot, tomato, potato, corn, uh,
cilantro peppers, bell peppers, uh, anything, not at all.
Speaker 5 (11:07):
I'm not stroism that I would categorize that as ag.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
That's an herb. That's an herb.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
Now like chew it in like a dish, all right,
speaking of chewing in a dish, your second category is entrees, trip.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Alfredo, chicken alfredo, chicken tenders, pizza, steak, ribs, m HOGI
you could do a chicken sandwich, you could do a hamburger,
you could do a cheeseburger, you could do rice and beans.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
All right, Okay. Your last category Ofavius.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Cartoon women, okay, unique what from the Backyard against Tasha
from the Backyardigans? Uh, missus puff from SpongeBob, Marge Simpson.
Speaker 7 (11:55):
You got cartoon women.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Who else, geez, Loise, I would have sucked at that category.
Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yeah, that's why I did it to throw you.
Speaker 7 (12:08):
Guys all all I thought about. Yeah, it was guys.
I have so many guy cartoon character women sometimes.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Okay, you guys, I have the final scoring, and Jenny,
you can double check.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Ye one check, I might be off the Okay.
Speaker 6 (12:18):
So for cartoon women starting their vant you got four, Dave,
you got eight?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Whoa named four?
Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Four terrible one more olive oil.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
By the way, there used to be a woman that
worked here at the radio station that looked like olive oil,
and behind her back that was her nickname, Olive Oil.
Speaker 6 (12:37):
Oh no, well, all right, I guess a category of entrees, Dave,
you got nine, vont got eleven.
Speaker 7 (12:49):
Nice job, Yeah, I'm hungry.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
And then finally, in the category of vegetables, you got five,
Dave got ten. Yeah, today, thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Pretty proud of myself. All right, we'll be back.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Dave's dirt coming up next on kd WB and we'll
cover it next. Oh, Mart cannot Dave Dirt on kd
w B. Just kind of an oddball story. So there's
this legendary rock band called the Who. And I bring
this up not for you because you probably know, but people,
maybe Vaughan's age, you've never heard of The Who?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
You ever heard of The Who? Before I heard of him?
Speaker 7 (13:26):
Name a single song You're big.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
In the sixties, and now the singer is Roger Daltrey
and he's about eighty two years old or so, but
he's still out doing his saying. So this is kind
of funny because there's a woman heckling him to play
one of their big songs, Pinball Wizard, and it's kind
of like you're drunk at your wedding going play Free
Bird Lay the Judgoslide, and the DJ is like, God,
(13:50):
shut up. So here's this eighty two year old legend
of rock, Roger Daltrey, trying to perform, and you can
loudly hear the woman he lean him.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Here it is, it's not.
Speaker 7 (14:22):
Seen in your life.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Just do it.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
I can't understand a word he says, but he's got
a thick English accent.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
It sounds like you're saying something like.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I'm tired of that show and be playing it for
the last sixty years.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
You can't. I don't play pimba.
Speaker 6 (14:43):
I'm the worst pemba player, but she was annoying to
play it anyway.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
I'm surprised, like nobody kicked her out after that.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
This is going on for we're laughing at it. So
here is the song.
Speaker 7 (15:01):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
By the way, Elton John did that song about nineteen
seventy five and.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
His version was much better. F y I speaking of.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Old songs, this is one of my favorite stories of
the day because Chapel Roone is talking about what is
the best coolest song ever?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Nothing has ever made me feel like as powerful as
when I like saying Arrakudah on stage at All the City.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
I was like, actually, this is the coolest song ever,
and I feel like a real rock star.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's kind of a cool song.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
You now.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Probably haven't heard that song on kat would be in
a long tame. David Spade was asked to do Tommy
Boy Too, and he flatly said no.
Speaker 8 (16:13):
I was pitched a Tommy Boy too, which was our
kids are together and our kids are but this is
I was pitched it two years ago, and I'm like,
I just can't find a scenario with no Farlick.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Movies coming out soon. Final Destination that's coming up later
this month, next next, Friday, Vonta and I are going
to go see that together.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
My mom wants to come with you.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
She can come with That's totally cool. I'll buy her
a popcorn.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Oh, she would love that.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Speaking of popcorn, in the new Mission Impossible movie, there
is a collector's popcorn box that you apparently have to
use two keys to open.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
It's the last thing I want.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
A dark theater is trying to figure out how to
get my freaking popcorn.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
And I heard that.
Speaker 3 (16:58):
It's like, so they're doing like these novelty popcorn buckets.
I think they did one with Doune two when it
came out a couple of months ago. This is like
twenty five dollars for the novelty popcorn bucket.
Speaker 7 (17:08):
I just don't think it's worth it.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah, it as a souvenir.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Souvenir forever. Put that on your mantle.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I don't know about on your mantle.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
But Mother's Day is coming up. Here's some early Mother's
Day guilt. How often do you call your mom? And
is it enough? So let's dive in a little bit.
Twenty two percent of people said they don't call their
mom as often as they should. The average is once
a week.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
That's bad, Okay, I am awful. Then my mom and
I don't talk on the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Barely at all, barely at all.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
No, we call each other when we need to, but
we don't like try to catch up every week by gotcha?
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (17:46):
How often do you make your mom feel appreciated? The
answer was less than twice a month? How do we
do it by spending time with her or saying I
love you? Sixty eight percent, So nearly two out of
three think they know their mom better than anybody else
in her life. Okay, seventy percent, So two out of
three worry their mom's got too much on her plate
(18:08):
and worries about other people all the time. What is
a popular Mother's Day gift? Massages? And yeah, that's all
there is to that one. Okay, number one of the
list perfect Mother's Day gifts? Sleeping in, sleeping in.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
I gotta look and see. My mom texted me was
she wanted from Mother's Day. It's one of those like
bathroom organizing things that goes over the toilet. And then
she texted me she was like, so, are you gonna
buy it for me? Because if not, I'm gonna get it.
And I was like, well, I'm not gonna tell you
if I'm gonna get it for you mom.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Right though I do sometimes wish that my mom would
just say this is what I want so I don't
have to guess, because I love Mama RNDA. But sometimes
you get her a gift and she doesn't like it,
and she just shows on her face that she doesn't
care for it.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
So just like, why did I get this?
Speaker 2 (18:55):
What did she get her candle?
Speaker 4 (18:56):
I mean, no, I'm not usually can't gardening tool.
Speaker 6 (18:59):
Sometimes just kind of like thanks, and you're like, okay,
well so much for that, Which is why I started
getting my mom a hanging plant like with flower scent
for her front stoop on Mother's Day. And I always
get the same thing because she always likes it.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
She can't go wrong, You really can't, Okay. Today is
the deadline for the real ID thing. They've been talking
about it for a week, all this year and for decades. Really,
today is the day you finally do need a real
ID to fly. That is a special driver's license with
a star in the top corner if you don't have
one yet, And the TSA says if you're over eighteen
(19:34):
and don't have it. You should get to the airport
three hours early. Three hours early because you're gonna be
subject to delays and additional screening. You should also bring
other forms of IDs, like your Blockbuster card.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
You still got yours, Dave.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
You know, I held on to it for a long time.
I couldn't let it go, just in case I needed
it somewhere. But no, I finally got rid of my
Blockbuster card, library cards, anything that you've got it to.
I've heard this, and I don't know whether it's true.
It probably is not true that it's really up to
the TSA agent to let you through if they're convinced
it really is you. And I have a story about
(20:11):
that because I was coming back from some trip somewhere
with a radio station trip and I didn't have my
driver's license. I don't know if i'd lost it or what,
but I did have an autograph picture of me, so
I pulled it out and I said, this is me,
that's my radio name. Here's a business card that says
that's me. You know it's me, and they let me through.
(20:33):
I don't know if they have the discretion anymore. They're
basically just trying to prove that you are who you
say you are. But I think now they have like
a database of like whether you're a bad girl or
a bad guy or not, whether you're a dangerous person.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Or that happens.
Speaker 6 (20:46):
When I hand them my ID, they scan it and
just says certified bad girl.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
You are the farthest thing from a bad girl ever.
Nought is more of a bad girl. Vaut's more of
a bad girl than you are.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
I own black leggings. Okay, I'm a bad girl.
Speaker 7 (21:00):
I own fish nets. What no kidding?
Speaker 1 (21:05):
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Speaker 4 (21:20):
Yeah, Will, I was giving you the wrap up sign.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
You're looking at me like I had something to say,
and I would say, no, wrap it up, boy, vont.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
Have fun in Mexico.
Speaker 7 (21:27):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
You're not here after.
Speaker 7 (21:29):
Today, right, correct, I'm going until next Thursday. You'll see me.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Bailey's going to be going a couple days tou so
I will see Bailey for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Thank God. When are you going to be gone?
Speaker 4 (21:36):
Just next Thursday Friday?
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Where are you going?
Speaker 4 (21:39):
I'm going to Kansas City for speech Nationals.
Speaker 7 (21:41):
Baby.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You know what's great? Every everything is up to date
in Kansas City. They've come about as fur as they
can go. They've gone and built this scrapers seven stories
high building on to go.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
Like dream in Kansas City.
Speaker 7 (21:56):
Just give each other these books?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
And I had it out three minutes ago. Why is
this always happening?
Speaker 7 (22:04):
I miss you all on my trip. I will let
you know how the airports are. I'm worried.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Okay, good, It'll be fine, all right, good luck, have fun, vaunt.
We will see you back here tomorrow. War of the
Roses a really different kind of a tragic one. You'll
hear it tomorrow.
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