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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Thanks for being on the show, Thanks for listening to Katie. WB.
You're dating, you're on the dating apps, and you have
a proposal that you would might like to make. What's
up answer?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, Hey, thanks thanks for having me Guz. Yeah, I
mean it's a simple, you know, common sense proposal. In
my mind, I think women need to stop using filters
on their pictures for dating apps, using fake pictures that
look nothing like them. I think it. I think it
should be illegal. Honestly, I think there should be a
lot against it, because I cannot tell you how many
times I've met someone who looks great, you know, on
(00:31):
one of these dating apps, and it's tough out there,
you know, But then and I get excited, I plan
a date, and then I meet her in person and
lo and behold, you know, she's a great, big old
pancake flipping hog. Why what what I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What is it? What is it? What is it? What
is a pancake flipping hog? I've never heard.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think it paints a picture. You know, it's a hog.
It's a pancake flip.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, now you're now you're being kind of you're being
kind of a d word.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, am I I mean I don't think I am.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I listen, I don't call it that. It's it's only
when I'm I'm completely catfish and lied to that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I see plenty of people who could be, you know,
pancake flitting hogs, but it's the ones that take advantage
of people on dating apps like this. So anyway, this
happened even this last Saturday, this last weekend. I met
a girl who was like a solid eight on her profile,
like gorgeous, and I'm all excited. I walk in, I'm
looking for her, and no, no, she's not there, and
so there's this this beast of a woman smiling at me,
(01:33):
and then I'm looking around you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
It turns out, is this for real?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Jenny? Are you punking? Is this your friends off? I
don't believe. I don't believe this guy is real.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I wish I was you.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Because I kind of want to hang up on him
right now because he's really annoying me.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, but listen, as sure, I have no idea what
you look like, but I'm going to say that you're
probably not a prize yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, I don't claim to be. I mean, I'm like
like a four or five. You know I'm pretty, I'm short,
but I like I start with my height on my
on my profile. I don't use filtered pictures.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Get what you see is.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What you get, you know, So I just don't understand why.
I again, I don't want to be There's no way
that other guys don't feel exactly the same way that
I do.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just stopure.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, but don't you guys Okay, I'm glad that you're
honest about you being who you are, and you admit
you're a four or five whatever. That's cool, But I
don't you think that their guys are probably just as
if not more, guilty of this, because you hear about
guys who have lost all their hair. They took this
picture seven years ago. They do not have a thick,
full head of hair anymore. They'll post that. They don't
post how tall they are. Height is not that important
(02:40):
to most people, but it can't if you lie about
and say you're five eleven and you're like five to
seven though, or maybe you say that you're you know,
you lie about your age and you're like, I'm twenty
seven years old, and he gets there and he's obviously
forty ish.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
The good guys do it too.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's just part of the It's just part of the
land mind of dating online, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, I think those guys are pancake flipping hogs too.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, talk to this guy. I'm done, but I'm done.
I'm walking away from Asher. I'm d you in done.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Without it without being an a hole about it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I agree because remember back when the Snapchat puppy filter
was a thing. That filter definitely changes the way I
thought it made me look cuter, and it did, so
I agree to the extent that you should not be
using those pictures or even some people post pictures from
years ago where they don't look the same. Maybe they
lost a little weight or they aged a little bit.
But I'm not I'm still gonna be okay with the date.
(03:37):
I'm not gonna look at it me be like, Oh,
pancake flipping hog.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I already know this is gonna go. I what is pancake?
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What does the pancake flipping part have to do with
any of it? Asher?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean I think that you know, a hog already
implies a certain level of disgusting. You know, panamal pancakes,
That just kind of adds to kind of them.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What's going on? You know what this is? This is
one of Bailey's theater friends. Bailey's off today she said, Hey,
call in and tell him your name is something really
douchey like Ashure and then just pissed Dave off. This
is one of Bailey's theater friends. What is your real name?
Don't you lie to me?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Being just straight up? Take some calls to guarantee even
you're even you guys are agreeing with me to an extent.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
No, we're not that one of us has said that
we're agreeing with you. We all think you're an absolute ass,
like I'm sorry. And also he's no, he's real.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I think he is real.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Believe it.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
No, these people trust me, Dave now that we're all
back or I'm back in the dating scene and Bailey's
and the dating scene and these people exist. But also, Asher,
if you've had so much experience with these people who
quote aren't using real photos, can't don't you think you'd
be able to see through it on their dating profile
at this point?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Do?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay? You know what this is the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You guys don't understand how tough it is for like
a guy.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
On these dating apps.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's not easy. We don't get a lot of matches. Okay,
so yeah, we get our hopes up and we're easily
fooled because call me desperate. Maybe I'm desperate, but that
doesn't mean I don't have standards, you know, It's.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Just maybe I'm desperately. Leave leave Ashure there because I
want to hear him if she wants to get into
it with Asher, Karina, is that right? Okay, Okay, let's
get her. Hi, Karina, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Hi?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
Good morning. I'm just so excited that Asher felt so
comfortable sharing his opinions because it got me excited to
share my opinion. And sat in the morning here on
a Monday, and this is coming after reading a story
or a book called The Ancient Generation, so it is
backed up with the little research here. But I was
just talking welfare saying that my hot take would be
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that for the longest time, literally since the beginning of time,
all men had to do was offer what a couple
a little bit of money and a cow, and they
could buy women. And that's why they needed to be
in a marriage and to own literally own a woman.
And now women have higher standards. I don't feel like
we're sitting here looking at me and thinking, my goodness,
thank goodness, they can give my family some land in
(06:08):
the future, and I can take whatever I can get.
Like now, we're looking at men who have social emotional
intelligence who are going to raise children. If you're interested
in being a parent, you have parents or adults who
want men with schools and things like that. So right, right,
and and things like that. First of all, all of
that was created through social media.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, no, I know that you're very passionate about this,
but I got other callers that are going to take here.
But yeah, back in the day, it was like if
he had a cow and he had a like like
you know, twenty acres or whatever, that was like, Oh,
he's marrying material. Do you want a cow? Asher, Do
you have a cow? Do you have a mule?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You know, we lost him for a second, so we're
trying to get him back on real quick. But I'm
going to go ahead and say he probably does not have.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
A cow or meal.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, yeah, text messages, Asher sounds like a dude whose
profile picture is of a car.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Oh my gosh, he does that. Nailed it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, here's another one. He's right. He's being a D word,
but he's right. Filter at all your pimples and all
kinds of things and take a picture from a certain
angle and hide the tummy. It's really annoying. Now, I
don't know if that's from a girl or from a guy,
but I will say that. I mean, I don't I've
never been on dating apps, but you know, back in
the day, it used to be like, Okay, you would
meet somebody in your friend or your friend would be
(07:25):
like I know somebody who's perfect for you, and then
you'd meet him and you'd be like, no, they're no,
they're not at all. But guys will lie on dating
apps too, right, I mean.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're asking the wrong person because I hate dating ass
but I'm sure, yeah, I would say mislead yes, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
I mean, I.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Feel like I can see through photos that have been
either a photoshop, face tuned, whatever, or have a filter
on it.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
I feel like I can see through that. So if you're.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Experiencing that a ton on dating apps, then I feel
like at some point you should be able to start seeing.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Through it yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, Asher, thanks for I still I gotta tell you
he had me so fired up and with the word
there was that he came up with panlip, pancake, pancake,
flipp and hog that. I think that Bailey is behind this.
I think that Bailey had somebody call in because that
was some of the most outrageous ass that I've heard
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in a long time. And I just picture Bailey and
her mom Ronda listening in the car and the drive
back from Ohio.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I mean maybe, but I we literally can't get him
on the phone again because he probably realized how much
of a jerk he was being. But no, I can
promise you, Dave, since I'm the one who controls all
the things behind the scenes here.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
This is a real person. This has nothing to do
with Bailey right now.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Okay, Yeah, she is listening because she's been texting me
about the paddle board guy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Fast up, fast up.
Speaker 12 (08:56):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
First of all, you know exactly what you did.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
I didn't do anything. David.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Who is.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Who is?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Because he sounds hot?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, have you been listening to the show this morning
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
I am listening on the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
Katie w He is my number.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
One prese Where are you right now?
Speaker 11 (09:21):
We are still in Ohio, but we are close to Indiana.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh you're lucky. Okay, so we are. I am convinced
that this guy that called in a little while ago
and said that he's tired of meeting pancake flipping hogs
on dates, he was so over the top outrageous offensive
that I'm convinced he's one of your theater dork friends
that you put him up to this bit. True or false,
(09:45):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
It's probably one of Vont's theater friends because he's kind
of a dork too.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Doesn't have friends, he says, Vont doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Vant defends himself. He didn't have any friends. Oh well
that makes up that.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
That does check out, my dear friends.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
So the name does sound made up?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, drive say Bailey, Hi, mam Miranda, Hey, hey Madison
and your niece in the cartoon by Madison.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, all right, so that that checks out? Okay, Yeah, anyway,
text message. To be fair, his parents named him Asher dude.
Didn't have a chance to chance from the start. Now
that's not true. There's probably a nice, nice young man
ten years old right now listening to the.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
There is someone did text in and said, yeah, guys
lie on dating apps all the time about having wives
or a significant other.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Pan Board guy that you've been talking to is lying
in any way? You said right through him.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
No, I don't think he's lying. He's too kind. I
think of a person to be lying to me. He
wants you to think, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I have no idea. I could be getting love bombed
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
What does that mean? Love bombed?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Well, I shouldn't say that beause he's not obsessed with me.
But he's like very nice and like very into conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
He is Dave.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Jenny showed me some screenshots. They're sending paragraphs to each other.
I was like, okay, that's good, but paragraphs. Immediately I
was like, this is a jump, but it's a good jump.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Well, it's better than a like how's your day?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That you know, I've hung out with people whose contribution
to the conversation is yeah or uh huh oh my
oh hold on, I think that could be the phone.
Let me get that out now, I'll get it.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Hello, Hello, David. Yeah, yeah, it's your new son Bernard.
Remember me?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is this the bit where Bailey's pretending to be my
Yeah Bernie, Yeah, Hi Bernie, Hi, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah? Dad, I can't believe you were abandoned me these
past handful of these for Joe? What even is that
a fancy pet resort? And he Dina. I can't believe
you didn't bring me with you. I deserve a many
petty Dad, Bernie.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, first of all, I went to Colorado. Number one,
I had a right to do that. Number two, you
were fine. Number three you this is Bailey pretending to
be Bernie. This is the dumbest bit. I don't know
how you allow this bit, Jenny's producer to get under
the show.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Bernie, did you miss your father?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Okay's playing alone so much, him so much, And it's
not your fair because we actually you know what, Dad,
let me tell you something cool happened when you were gone.
I was tuning around the iHeartMedia app because I love
you so so much and I missed you so much.
And I think I found my favorite artist. Dad. Okay,
(12:51):
have you ever heard of pit Bull?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
God?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
He seems like a pretty cool dog. Okay, and I
just missed a worldwide I just.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You'll love Pitbull? Is your dog? I get the show.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I can't believe a dog has that much fame. He's worldwide. No,
I get it, pit Bull of all the Breeze. Okay, okay,
but also we gotta get a cost co membership. God,
they are blatantly advertising exotic dancers, Dad. Really, yeah, it
(13:26):
says right on the side hot dog x X ex.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Dancing exotic dancing dogs.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, hot dogs. Get this down. It's only one fifty
for a peep show. It's only a dollar fifty essentially.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Not a peep show. It's not a dog sex show. Bernie,
I know you're horny, but it's no, it's it's it's
actually a hot It's a sausage in a bun basically.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, well I could give them a sausage in a Hello,
I'm going to get a peak and them sexy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And get it a peak, get it?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You done?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Anyway, I guess I forgave you, Dad, because we had
such a good conversation on the phone. But never do
it again, Never ever do it again.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, I never do this bit again. Jenny. Don't allow her.
Don't allow her to do this bit again.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I hear him.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Somebody commented and said, is this Bernie or Jennifer Coolidge?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
They do sound like, who's Jennifer Coolidge? Is he a Pomeranian?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Bye?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Guess what? I Labrador?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You you too? Okay? Bye?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
All right?
Speaker 12 (14:40):
We know Steve Irwin as the crocodile Hunter the Laighton Grade.
He would wrestle crocodiles, tell you a little bit about
them for his like little TV show. So we're gonna
put ourselves in an imaginary situation.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
What cool facts does he tell the audience about you
and your habitat? Okay, and my and your habitat? So
about you as an animal and your habitat.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You gotta give us time to think I am.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I'm gonna tell you mine. You can think of yours.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
So once Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter, pins me down, he's
going to tell the audience that I've got a really
interesting quality, the fact that I'm ticklish almost anywhere. But
if you chance it, you risk being eaten alive, great
strong teeth, loves.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
To splash and play. Well, what will cross you if
you cross her?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
But whatever he says about me, he's gonna end it
by calling me a butte and then let me wiggle away.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Into the swamp.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
I'm something, I'm something with teeth gets tickled, hike.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
This one's a fighter. He is stronger than he looks.
Speaker 13 (15:43):
But I had to struggle through his environment of ukuleles
and magic tricks house before I could reach the Dave
Ryan Oh crikee.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He smells like bacon grease.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
This boy must love his Okay, away, you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Go, Davy.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Want to butte.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Guys, I'm not trying to accident quirky, I don't know,
I'm not. I really can't.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
You guys get in my hat. Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
So this one is a bubbly but a little gassy
up an individual.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
She likes to have a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
But however, don't play her in any kind of game
because then she gets competitive and annoying. What she likes
to do on her free time. She doesn't like anyone
to see, which is lay around and not do anything.
She likes to be in that environment in basketball, don't you.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Have ariasis on your arm to?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, well I have something on my army and she's got.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Some sciatica issues on her lower back. But anyways, she's
a great time.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
She loves to have fun and she won't bite though
she really won't bite.
Speaker 12 (16:54):
I can imagine it was like a giant bullfrog, like
you're gassy and like to sit.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Love that fun fine.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I also don't know if I'm gonna be able to
nail this accents do it?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm too alert?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
He Okay, this is.
Speaker 14 (17:05):
A young wild crocodile and he's two faced. It's a
very very insecure side of him. You don't want to
get too close, though, because when he feels scared, he'll
he'll he'll jump, but he won't jump too fast because
he has asthma. And then I just run away into
the bushes too. But then I'm like, you stop right
inside the bush?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Say it now? Well? What are you? God? That was
a good one, Bailey. It was stupid but good. I
liked it all right.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
We've gotten some emails into the Morning Show that I
really want to read, and Dave doesn't always see all
the emails, so he hasn't seen these ones quite yet.
But here this one comes from Nicole A says, you guys,
I don't.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Care what anybody says.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
My favorite bit is Bernie calling his dad Dave and
just chewing him out.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Never let it stop. So Bernie calling it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Another who Bernie is. Let me explain who Bernie is.
Bernie is my dog. He is a Labra mix of
something poodle doodle something, and he's got a long face
and he's very handsome, but he's got a funny face.
And he is my boy. And he was a little
bit mad at me because I was out of town
in Colorado and I but when I got home, Oh,
you're so happy. Yeah, he hasn't pooped in twenty four hours.
We're a little bit worried about him. Yeah, that is
(18:18):
a little bit of concern, but I think he's doing okay.
Show happy. She's just a good boy. So anyway, the
bit is Bailey gets on.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
The phone and he calls into the show, calls in.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Somehow this dumb, amateur small market radio bit gets on
the show where the dog falls in and it's not
even a good dog voice. It's Bailey pretending to be
the dog.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
And I don't love it when he calls in. I
love listening to him me too.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I have an email here.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah, this one comes from Teresa says, Howdy, I was
listening to the show this morning, and I have to
say that Bernie calling and was the absolute best in
fairness today.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
It's cool if you never do it again, but thanks.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
For making my morning with that. It made her morning.
Why would we not do something that makes someone some.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Morning dumb because it's a dumb riding start kine.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Bernie, because like he's he calls in quite a bit.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
I actually, oh is he calling now?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We were talking about don't even start all right, Hello,
what's up?
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey Dad? I just had a pleasured conversation with Jenny
during your last commercial break. And guess what she told me.
The people like me. They really like me, Bailey.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I can see you ducking down behind the counter to
make this phone call is a stupid bit.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
You know what, you know what? You know what Jenny said?
She said, Apparently the people are saying I'm their dog.
Gone favorite part of the show.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You sound like you got your mouth full. Are you
eating right now, Bernie?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, Roger's litter box had some new items, and I
was knew. Okay, okay, that was funny eating gas station
food before. Okay, it's the same kind of quality.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I have a question. How come you didn't get any
paternity leave to spend time with me?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I mean, because you're not really your your my dog and.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Not my son and your son. You're my dad, I'm
your son. Ever since you left this morning, I've just
been shitting by the door waiting for you. Is the
rich the guy that I got a rough house to
get some quality of time with my dad will bite
his knees for you?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Did you? Were you part of the planning for this
lame bit?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Jenny Well to answer Bernie's question, Yes, rich would be
the one whose knees you need to bite.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So you can get time.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Bernie is a girl's voice? Is like, it's a boy
dog with a girl's voice. A dumb bit.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I think that. I think you're you're thinking about voices
a little bit too much, Dad, Okay, your voice isn't
anything to write home about, Bernie d When I was
sitting in the window waiting for you, I spotted a
gorgeous good girl out on a water, A good girl.
(20:57):
She was really easy to spot, A beautiful Dalmatian. Yeah, yeah,
I can already picture us having puppies, like like one
hundred and one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You're so stupid, cute, You're so stupid. Wow, how many
more jokes?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
About done? You about done?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm my business to do so, I better run. I
haven't pooped in twenty four hours. No good to shake
loose poop in the bushes. Did you understand you understand
the joint?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I sure do. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, you guess what what? I laborador? You can I
get door dash?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
No, God will you? As the producer of the show,
Jackson would have never allowed that bit to appear on
the show.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
Nicole wrote into the show and she said, I don't
care what anybody says.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
My favorite bit is Bernie calling in to talk to
his dad Dave.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Nobody likes that bit.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Ex love the people love when Bernie calls in.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I just love talking to dogs in general.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So cute. Somebody in the phone with a random question.
But I think it's a very legitimate question that we
should probably discuss a little bit here before we take
a break. Rachel. First of all, I heard you're going
to be a new mama. Is this true?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I'm doing about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Congratulations. Oh you are big and pregnant. Are big and pregnant,
So and so and so happy for you. That's so great.
But you had a question about being a mama.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, So I was talking to my sister the other
day and I was like, it's okay that we spank
our kids right as I do something wrong. We used
to get spanked, like in Kmar. Mom used to give
us like a swat.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dating yourself by getting sweatted and camar, that's totally.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Fine, okay and strikes through all out of business now
and she was like, no, you don't spank kids. I
was like what, and she says, no, we really don't.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
So that's why I was calling.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I was like, do people still thank their kids? Is
it okay?
Speaker 12 (22:51):
And I know we have a lot of parents listening,
so we are the number one station for parents in
the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
We add nurses, parents, teachers, and the men. Yeah, we're
number one with that one. But I don't think that anymore.
I don't know. My daughter, Allison's got a two year
old and a five year four year old. She might
give him a swat on the butt, but I don't
think they do.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I used to spend I literally last time I spent
Carson he was probably five or four, I don't remember,
and it was literally turn him over my knee and
he was terrified and he put his little hands back
to try to block my hands. Yeah, and I said,
I will never thankfully he was a good kid. He
was a good boy, and I never had to, you know,
(23:34):
even think about it. Yeah, but I would never spend
I might give him a swat on the butt.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yeah, what are we considering spanking? Like full on right?
Not just little pet pet that's what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I think it's like either one. Like, I think it's
a swat.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
I mean, regardless if you're whacking a kid in a butt,
regardless if they're standing up in km art or over
your knee at home.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
It's I will.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Say, Yeah, I mean I would say I wouldn't bat
an eyes so much. It is swat on the butt. Yeah,
but if I did, like, oh, somebody was like turn
their kid over her knee and she's five and they're spanking. No. Yeah,
I got spanked when I was a kid, and everybody
says I turned out okay. I literally say that all
the time, and it worked because there was a little
bit of fear in me. But I think the fear
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was just like a general respect kind of a thing, right,
not the fear of spanking. It was a respectful kind
of a thing.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Yeah, because I got spanked as a kid. Not all
the time, but like that's was like the main discipline
form when I was a kid. And then it got
to a point where my mom would say, you go
lay down and I'm gonna come in there and spank you,
and then she would just never come in. So it
was the fear of it humming that would like put
us in line. So honestly, brilliant move by my mom.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That was brilliant.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
But now my sister has a two and a half
year old and she does not spank her kid. They
like she like holds her hands and says like we're
gonna take big breaths and so then they like breathe
through it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And a gentle parenting.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Yeah, my niece still has like tantrums and stuff and
oh gosh, it's too she's too. Yeah, but like I
don't think my sister's ever spanked her, but I.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Spanked maybe maybe a handful of times in life.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Same and so I knew that if I did get
spanked it was for like because I did something really bad.
I think, yeah, if you if your kid does something
that they need to know this is wrong. A little
pat on the butt here and there won't hurt. I
think that's what I'll do when I end up having kids.
The bad thing is the couple of times I got spanked.
I don't know like parents of color, they have this
thing where when they spank their kids, they spank them
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to the syllables or speaking at so they'll be like.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Didn't I tell you to do that? That's exactly what
they do.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So I knew I was in trouble. That's funny, Okay,
I got some answers for you, Rachel. And there's different
answers via text messaging. And this text is is somebody
who works with children in childcare, bring back spanking. Another
one give a little swat once in a while, but
(26:01):
this is just at home, never in public. That's from
a dad. Another text says no spanking, none, it's traumatizing.
But the very next text under that says soft parenting
doesn't work. I'm really glad I don't have young kids anymore.
When Alice's kids act up, it's like, Okay, Ali said.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Come get your run kids, Come get your run kids.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
There's a text that says, born in nineteen eighty five,
parents didn't believe in spanking. None. Never now mom of
a toddler, and I would never even do it. Expect
the child to do it to somebody else. Then copy
everything you do. Mine listens better the quieter I talk
Katie suburban mom in Victoria. I like this one. It's
okay to spank, but don't spank out of anger. So
(26:42):
when they do something that pisses you off, that's the
wrong time.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
I mean people are texting and saying like it's teaching
kids to fear you or whatever. But I mean, like
you and nine day I we just said, like we
were spanked and we turned out fine. I realized we're
just two people out of a huge population. But like,
I'm not scared of my mom. Yeah, but like I
ain't gonna mouth off to my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
There's also there's like traumatize them, but there's also giving
your kids a consequence, teaching them that you can't do
X or Y without what consequence happening.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Now here's a there's a lot of text messages. Rachel
called in and said, Rachel's like two weeks away from
having a baby, and she was talking to her sister
and like brought up spanking, and and her sister said,
oh no, no, no, you don't spank anymore. So Rachel's
like a little bit confused. And you're gonna find you
talk to two different people, You're gonna get two different answers.
And here's a text message that says, I spank. I'm
(27:35):
twenty five, I got three kids. I'm Mexican. For what
it's worth, that general parenting stuff don't work. My kids
are amazing. I'm always told at restaurants, churches, and airplanes,
I spank between ages four and six because that's when
they take the most in learning behavior. Another text says
kids they need a good ass whooping.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
I agree, you also need to bring back bullying now,
but I'm gonna come in there.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Why are you going to bring back bullying?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Because kids need to learn to not be so sensitive,
Like I feel like good roast sessions that used to
happen at the lunch table that all started because of bullying,
like oh like your mama jokes and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
You know who says that a bully?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Because I say, now, it's not bring back bullying because
I got bullied senselessly and now for it.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
But just like learning to rib on each other.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Bring that. I think there's a big difference between ribbon
on each other and saying, well, you know what, you're stupid. No,
your mom's a whoer. No, your mom's a whoer's that's funny.
But like excluding somebody and pushing them into a locker
so they like smashed their lunch. That's sad.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You look at a kid that's scared to go to
school because he knows he's going to get picked on
in school. That's sad. So all right, Hey, I hope
you got something out of this, Rachel. I don't have
an answer for you, but I you know, hopefully. I
think the answer is there is no answer. I think
you get to figure out what's right for you. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
After you Oh wow, wow, that's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Okay, have a good day, Rachel. You bay Bye
Thanks for being on the show, Thanks for listening to Katie. WB.
You're dating, you're on the dating apps, and you have
a proposal that you would might like to make. What's
up answer?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah, Hey, thanks thanks for having me Guz. Yeah, I
mean it's a simple, you know, common sense proposal. In
my mind, I think women need to stop using filters
on their pictures for dating apps, using fake pictures that
look nothing like them. I think it. I think it
should be illegal. Honestly, I think there should be a
lot against it, because I cannot tell you how many
times I've met someone who looks great, you know, on
(00:31):
one of these dating apps, and it's tough out there,
you know, But then and I get excited, I plan
a date, and then I meet her in person and
lo and behold, you know, she's a great, big old
pancake flipping hog. Why what what I mean?
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What is it? What is it? What is it? What
is a pancake flipping hog? I've never heard.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
I think it paints a picture. You know, it's a hog.
It's a pancake flip.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Okay, now you're now you're being kind of you're being
kind of a d word.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, am I I mean I don't think I am.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
I listen, I don't call it that. It's it's only
when I'm I'm completely catfish and lied to that.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
You know.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
I see plenty of people who could be, you know,
pancake flitting hogs, but it's the ones that take advantage
of people on dating apps like this. So anyway, this
happened even this last Saturday, this last weekend. I met
a girl who was like a solid eight on her profile,
like gorgeous, and I'm all excited. I walk in, I'm
looking for her, and no, no, she's not there, and
so there's this this beast of a woman smiling at me,
(01:33):
and then I'm looking around you.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
It turns out, is this for real?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Jenny? Are you punking? Is this your friends off? I
don't believe. I don't believe this guy is real.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I wish I was you.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
Because I kind of want to hang up on him
right now because he's really annoying me.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, but listen, as sure, I have no idea what
you look like, but I'm going to say that you're
probably not a prize yourself.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
No, I don't claim to be. I mean, I'm like
like a four or five. You know I'm pretty, I'm short,
but I like I start with my height on my
on my profile. I don't use filtered pictures.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Get what you see is.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
What you get, you know, So I just don't understand why.
I again, I don't want to be There's no way
that other guys don't feel exactly the same way that
I do.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I just stopure.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Okay, but don't you guys Okay, I'm glad that you're
honest about you being who you are, and you admit
you're a four or five whatever. That's cool, But I
don't you think that their guys are probably just as
if not more, guilty of this, because you hear about
guys who have lost all their hair. They took this
picture seven years ago. They do not have a thick,
full head of hair anymore. They'll post that. They don't
post how tall they are. Height is not that important
(02:40):
to most people, but it can't if you lie about
and say you're five eleven and you're like five to
seven though, or maybe you say that you're you know,
you lie about your age and you're like, I'm twenty
seven years old, and he gets there and he's obviously
forty ish.
Speaker 5 (02:56):
The good guys do it too.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
It's just part of the It's just part of the
land mind of dating online, don't you think.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
No, I think those guys are pancake flipping hogs too.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I mean, talk to this guy. I'm done, but I'm done.
I'm walking away from Asher. I'm d you in done.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Without it without being an a hole about it.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
I agree because remember back when the Snapchat puppy filter
was a thing. That filter definitely changes the way I
thought it made me look cuter, and it did, so
I agree to the extent that you should not be
using those pictures or even some people post pictures from
years ago where they don't look the same. Maybe they
lost a little weight or they aged a little bit.
But I'm not I'm still gonna be okay with the date.
(03:37):
I'm not gonna look at it me be like, Oh,
pancake flipping hog.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I already know this is gonna go. I what is pancake?
I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What does the pancake flipping part have to do with
any of it? Asher?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
I mean I think that you know, a hog already
implies a certain level of disgusting. You know, panamal pancakes,
That just kind of adds to kind of them.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
What's going on? You know what this is? This is
one of Bailey's theater friends. Bailey's off today she said, Hey,
call in and tell him your name is something really
douchey like Ashure and then just pissed Dave off. This
is one of Bailey's theater friends. What is your real name?
Don't you lie to me?
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Being just straight up? Take some calls to guarantee even
you're even you guys are agreeing with me to an extent.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
No, we're not that one of us has said that
we're agreeing with you. We all think you're an absolute ass,
like I'm sorry. And also he's no, he's real.
Speaker 8 (04:35):
I think he is real.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
Believe it.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
No, these people trust me, Dave now that we're all
back or I'm back in the dating scene and Bailey's
and the dating scene and these people exist. But also, Asher,
if you've had so much experience with these people who
quote aren't using real photos, can't don't you think you'd
be able to see through it on their dating profile
at this point?
Speaker 9 (04:51):
Do?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Okay? You know what this is the thing.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
You guys don't understand how tough it is for like
a guy.
Speaker 10 (04:56):
On these dating apps.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's not easy. We don't get a lot of matches. Okay,
so yeah, we get our hopes up and we're easily
fooled because call me desperate. Maybe I'm desperate, but that
doesn't mean I don't have standards, you know, It's.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Just maybe I'm desperately. Leave leave Ashure there because I
want to hear him if she wants to get into
it with Asher, Karina, is that right? Okay, Okay, let's
get her. Hi, Karina, what's up?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Hi?
Speaker 11 (05:26):
Good morning. I'm just so excited that Asher felt so
comfortable sharing his opinions because it got me excited to
share my opinion. And sat in the morning here on
a Monday, and this is coming after reading a story
or a book called The Ancient Generation, so it is
backed up with the little research here. But I was
just talking welfare saying that my hot take would be
(05:46):
that for the longest time, literally since the beginning of time,
all men had to do was offer what a couple
a little bit of money and a cow, and they
could buy women. And that's why they needed to be
in a marriage and to own literally own a woman.
And now women have higher standards. I don't feel like
we're sitting here looking at me and thinking, my goodness,
thank goodness, they can give my family some land in
(06:08):
the future, and I can take whatever I can get.
Like now, we're looking at men who have social emotional
intelligence who are going to raise children. If you're interested
in being a parent, you have parents or adults who
want men with schools and things like that. So right, right,
and and things like that. First of all, all of
that was created through social media.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Okay, no, I know that you're very passionate about this,
but I got other callers that are going to take here.
But yeah, back in the day, it was like if
he had a cow and he had a like like
you know, twenty acres or whatever, that was like, Oh,
he's marrying material. Do you want a cow? Asher, Do
you have a cow? Do you have a mule?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
You know, we lost him for a second, so we're
trying to get him back on real quick. But I'm
going to go ahead and say he probably does not have.
Speaker 8 (06:50):
A cow or meal.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Okay, yeah, text messages, Asher sounds like a dude whose
profile picture is of a car.
Speaker 8 (06:59):
Oh my gosh, he does that. Nailed it.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Okay, here's another one. He's right. He's being a D word,
but he's right. Filter at all your pimples and all
kinds of things and take a picture from a certain
angle and hide the tummy. It's really annoying. Now, I
don't know if that's from a girl or from a guy,
but I will say that. I mean, I don't I've
never been on dating apps, but you know, back in
the day, it used to be like, Okay, you would
meet somebody in your friend or your friend would be
(07:25):
like I know somebody who's perfect for you, and then
you'd meet him and you'd be like, no, they're no,
they're not at all. But guys will lie on dating
apps too, right, I mean.
Speaker 6 (07:35):
You're asking the wrong person because I hate dating ass
but I'm sure, yeah, I would say mislead yes, but
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
I mean, I.
Speaker 6 (07:43):
Feel like I can see through photos that have been
either a photoshop, face tuned, whatever, or have a filter
on it.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
I feel like I can see through that. So if you're.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Experiencing that a ton on dating apps, then I feel
like at some point you should be able to start seeing.
Speaker 8 (07:56):
Through it yourself.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Okay, Asher, thanks for I still I gotta tell you
he had me so fired up and with the word
there was that he came up with panlip, pancake, pancake,
flipp and hog that. I think that Bailey is behind this.
I think that Bailey had somebody call in because that
was some of the most outrageous ass that I've heard
(08:19):
in a long time. And I just picture Bailey and
her mom Ronda listening in the car and the drive
back from Ohio.
Speaker 6 (08:26):
I mean maybe, but I we literally can't get him
on the phone again because he probably realized how much
of a jerk he was being. But no, I can
promise you, Dave, since I'm the one who controls all
the things behind the scenes here.
Speaker 8 (08:38):
This is a real person. This has nothing to do
with Bailey right now.
Speaker 6 (08:43):
Okay, Yeah, she is listening because she's been texting me
about the paddle board guy.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Fast up, fast up.
Speaker 12 (08:56):
You.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
First of all, you know exactly what you did.
Speaker 11 (09:00):
I didn't do anything. David.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Who is.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Who is?
Speaker 8 (09:05):
Because he sounds hot?
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Okay, have you been listening to the show this morning
on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
I am listening on the iHeart Radio app.
Speaker 12 (09:18):
Katie w He is my number.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
One prese Where are you right now?
Speaker 11 (09:21):
We are still in Ohio, but we are close to Indiana.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Oh you're lucky. Okay, so we are. I am convinced
that this guy that called in a little while ago
and said that he's tired of meeting pancake flipping hogs
on dates, he was so over the top outrageous offensive
that I'm convinced he's one of your theater dork friends
that you put him up to this bit. True or false,
(09:45):
It wasn't me.
Speaker 12 (09:46):
It's probably one of Vont's theater friends because he's kind
of a dork too.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Doesn't have friends, he says, Vont doesn't.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Vant defends himself. He didn't have any friends. Oh well
that makes up that.
Speaker 9 (09:57):
That does check out, my dear friends.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
So the name does sound made up?
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, drive say Bailey, Hi, mam Miranda, Hey, hey Madison
and your niece in the cartoon by Madison.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Okay, all right, so that that checks out? Okay, Yeah, anyway,
text message. To be fair, his parents named him Asher dude.
Didn't have a chance to chance from the start. Now
that's not true. There's probably a nice, nice young man
ten years old right now listening to the.
Speaker 6 (10:32):
There is someone did text in and said, yeah, guys
lie on dating apps all the time about having wives
or a significant other.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Pan Board guy that you've been talking to is lying
in any way? You said right through him.
Speaker 6 (10:45):
No, I don't think he's lying. He's too kind. I
think of a person to be lying to me. He
wants you to think, Oh, you're right.
Speaker 8 (10:52):
I have no idea. I could be getting love bombed
right now.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
What does that mean? Love bombed?
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Well, I shouldn't say that beause he's not obsessed with me.
But he's like very nice and like very into conversation.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
He is Dave.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
Jenny showed me some screenshots. They're sending paragraphs to each other.
I was like, okay, that's good, but paragraphs. Immediately I
was like, this is a jump, but it's a good jump.
Speaker 8 (11:16):
Well, it's better than a like how's your day?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
That you know, I've hung out with people whose contribution
to the conversation is yeah or uh huh oh my
oh hold on, I think that could be the phone.
Let me get that out now, I'll get it.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Hello, Hello, David. Yeah, yeah, it's your new son Bernard.
Remember me?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Is this the bit where Bailey's pretending to be my
Yeah Bernie, Yeah, Hi Bernie, Hi, what's up, buddy?
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah? Dad, I can't believe you were abandoned me these
past handful of these for Joe? What even is that
a fancy pet resort? And he Dina. I can't believe
you didn't bring me with you. I deserve a many
petty Dad, Bernie.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, first of all, I went to Colorado. Number one,
I had a right to do that. Number two, you
were fine. Number three you this is Bailey pretending to
be Bernie. This is the dumbest bit. I don't know
how you allow this bit, Jenny's producer to get under
the show.
Speaker 8 (12:25):
Bernie, did you miss your father?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Okay's playing alone so much, him so much, And it's
not your fair because we actually you know what, Dad,
let me tell you something cool happened when you were gone.
I was tuning around the iHeartMedia app because I love
you so so much and I missed you so much.
And I think I found my favorite artist. Dad. Okay,
(12:51):
have you ever heard of pit Bull?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
God?
Speaker 4 (12:54):
He seems like a pretty cool dog. Okay, and I
just missed a worldwide I just.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
You'll love Pitbull? Is your dog? I get the show.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
I can't believe a dog has that much fame. He's worldwide. No,
I get it, pit Bull of all the Breeze. Okay, okay,
but also we gotta get a cost co membership. God,
they are blatantly advertising exotic dancers, Dad. Really, yeah, it
(13:26):
says right on the side hot dog x X ex.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Dancing exotic dancing dogs.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yeah, hot dogs. Get this down. It's only one fifty
for a peep show. It's only a dollar fifty essentially.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
Not a peep show. It's not a dog sex show. Bernie,
I know you're horny, but it's no, it's it's it's
actually a hot It's a sausage in a bun basically.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Yeah, well I could give them a sausage in a Hello,
I'm going to get a peak and them sexy.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
And get it a peak, get it?
Speaker 8 (14:00):
I get it?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
You done?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Anyway, I guess I forgave you, Dad, because we had
such a good conversation on the phone. But never do
it again, Never ever do it again.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Yeah, I never do this bit again. Jenny. Don't allow her.
Don't allow her to do this bit again.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
I hear him.
Speaker 7 (14:16):
Somebody commented and said, is this Bernie or Jennifer Coolidge?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
They do sound like, who's Jennifer Coolidge? Is he a Pomeranian?
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Bye?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Guess what? I Labrador?
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You you too? Okay? Bye?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
All right?
Speaker 12 (14:40):
We know Steve Irwin as the crocodile Hunter the Laighton Grade.
He would wrestle crocodiles, tell you a little bit about
them for his like little TV show. So we're gonna
put ourselves in an imaginary situation.
Speaker 9 (14:52):
Steve Irwin has you pinned down in a headlock.
Speaker 12 (14:55):
What cool facts does he tell the audience about you
and your habitat? Okay, and my and your habitat? So
about you as an animal and your habitat.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
You gotta give us time to think I am.
Speaker 9 (15:05):
I'm gonna tell you mine. You can think of yours.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
Okay.
Speaker 12 (15:07):
So once Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter, pins me down, he's
going to tell the audience that I've got a really
interesting quality, the fact that I'm ticklish almost anywhere. But
if you chance it, you risk being eaten alive, great
strong teeth, loves.
Speaker 5 (15:22):
To splash and play. Well, what will cross you if
you cross her?
Speaker 12 (15:26):
But whatever he says about me, he's gonna end it
by calling me a butte and then let me wiggle away.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Into the swamp.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
I'm something, I'm something with teeth gets tickled, hike.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
This one's a fighter. He is stronger than he looks.
Speaker 13 (15:43):
But I had to struggle through his environment of ukuleles
and magic tricks house before I could reach the Dave
Ryan Oh crikee.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He smells like bacon grease.
Speaker 5 (15:58):
This boy must love his Okay, away, you.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Go, Davy.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Want to butte.
Speaker 10 (16:05):
Guys, I'm not trying to accident quirky, I don't know,
I'm not. I really can't.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (16:14):
You guys get in my hat. Okay.
Speaker 10 (16:16):
So this one is a bubbly but a little gassy
up an individual.
Speaker 9 (16:22):
She likes to have a lot of fun.
Speaker 10 (16:23):
But however, don't play her in any kind of game
because then she gets competitive and annoying. What she likes
to do on her free time. She doesn't like anyone
to see, which is lay around and not do anything.
She likes to be in that environment in basketball, don't you.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Have ariasis on your arm to?
Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, well I have something on my army and she's got.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
Some sciatica issues on her lower back. But anyways, she's
a great time.
Speaker 6 (16:49):
She loves to have fun and she won't bite though
she really won't bite.
Speaker 12 (16:54):
I can imagine it was like a giant bullfrog, like
you're gassy and like to sit.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Love that fun fine.
Speaker 5 (16:59):
I also don't know if I'm gonna be able to
nail this accents do it?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I'm too alert?
Speaker 5 (17:03):
He Okay, this is.
Speaker 14 (17:05):
A young wild crocodile and he's two faced. It's a
very very insecure side of him. You don't want to
get too close, though, because when he feels scared, he'll
he'll he'll jump, but he won't jump too fast because
he has asthma. And then I just run away into
the bushes too. But then I'm like, you stop right
inside the bush?
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Say it now? Well? What are you? God? That was
a good one, Bailey. It was stupid but good. I
liked it all right.
Speaker 6 (17:33):
We've gotten some emails into the Morning Show that I
really want to read, and Dave doesn't always see all
the emails, so he hasn't seen these ones quite yet.
But here this one comes from Nicole A says, you guys,
I don't.
Speaker 8 (17:44):
Care what anybody says.
Speaker 6 (17:46):
My favorite bit is Bernie calling his dad Dave and
just chewing him out.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
Never let it stop. So Bernie calling it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Another who Bernie is. Let me explain who Bernie is.
Bernie is my dog. He is a Labra mix of
something poodle doodle something, and he's got a long face
and he's very handsome, but he's got a funny face.
And he is my boy. And he was a little
bit mad at me because I was out of town
in Colorado and I but when I got home, Oh,
you're so happy. Yeah, he hasn't pooped in twenty four hours.
We're a little bit worried about him. Yeah, that is
(18:18):
a little bit of concern, but I think he's doing okay.
Show happy. She's just a good boy. So anyway, the
bit is Bailey gets on.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
The phone and he calls into the show, calls in.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Somehow this dumb, amateur small market radio bit gets on
the show where the dog falls in and it's not
even a good dog voice. It's Bailey pretending to be
the dog.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
And I don't love it when he calls in. I
love listening to him me too.
Speaker 8 (18:40):
I have an email here.
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Yeah, this one comes from Teresa says, Howdy, I was
listening to the show this morning, and I have to
say that Bernie calling and was the absolute best in
fairness today.
Speaker 8 (18:50):
It's cool if you never do it again, but thanks.
Speaker 6 (18:52):
For making my morning with that. It made her morning.
Why would we not do something that makes someone some.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Morning dumb because it's a dumb riding start kine.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
Bernie, because like he's he calls in quite a bit.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
I actually, oh is he calling now?
Speaker 1 (19:07):
We were talking about don't even start all right, Hello,
what's up?
Speaker 9 (19:15):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Hey Dad? I just had a pleasured conversation with Jenny
during your last commercial break. And guess what she told me.
The people like me. They really like me, Bailey.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
I can see you ducking down behind the counter to
make this phone call is a stupid bit.
Speaker 4 (19:31):
You know what, you know what? You know what Jenny said?
She said, Apparently the people are saying I'm their dog.
Gone favorite part of the show.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
You sound like you got your mouth full. Are you
eating right now, Bernie?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, Roger's litter box had some new items, and I
was knew. Okay, okay, that was funny eating gas station
food before. Okay, it's the same kind of quality.
Speaker 1 (19:55):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
I have a question. How come you didn't get any
paternity leave to spend time with me?
Speaker 1 (20:05):
I mean, because you're not really your your my dog and.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Not my son and your son. You're my dad, I'm
your son. Ever since you left this morning, I've just
been shitting by the door waiting for you. Is the
rich the guy that I got a rough house to
get some quality of time with my dad will bite
his knees for you?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Did you? Were you part of the planning for this
lame bit?
Speaker 6 (20:25):
Jenny Well to answer Bernie's question, Yes, rich would be
the one whose knees you need to bite.
Speaker 5 (20:30):
So you can get time.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
Bernie is a girl's voice? Is like, it's a boy
dog with a girl's voice. A dumb bit.
Speaker 4 (20:36):
I think that. I think you're you're thinking about voices
a little bit too much, Dad, Okay, your voice isn't
anything to write home about, Bernie d When I was
sitting in the window waiting for you, I spotted a
gorgeous good girl out on a water, A good girl.
(20:57):
She was really easy to spot, A beautiful Dalmatian. Yeah, yeah,
I can already picture us having puppies, like like one
hundred and one of them.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
You're so stupid, cute, You're so stupid. Wow, how many
more jokes?
Speaker 5 (21:10):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
About done? You about done?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
I'm my business to do so, I better run. I
haven't pooped in twenty four hours. No good to shake
loose poop in the bushes. Did you understand you understand
the joint?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I sure do. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:23):
Yeah, you guess what what? I laborador? You can I
get door dash?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
No, God will you? As the producer of the show,
Jackson would have never allowed that bit to appear on
the show.
Speaker 10 (21:36):
Nicole wrote into the show and she said, I don't
care what anybody says.
Speaker 8 (21:39):
My favorite bit is Bernie calling in to talk to
his dad Dave.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
Nobody likes that bit.
Speaker 8 (21:43):
Ex love the people love when Bernie calls in.
Speaker 9 (21:48):
I just love talking to dogs in general.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
So cute. Somebody in the phone with a random question.
But I think it's a very legitimate question that we
should probably discuss a little bit here before we take
a break. Rachel. First of all, I heard you're going
to be a new mama. Is this true?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
Yes, it's true.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
I do.
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Yeah, I'm doing about two weeks.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
Congratulations. Oh you are big and pregnant. Are big and pregnant,
So and so and so happy for you. That's so great.
But you had a question about being a mama.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
Yeah, So I was talking to my sister the other
day and I was like, it's okay that we spank
our kids right as I do something wrong. We used
to get spanked, like in Kmar. Mom used to give
us like a swat.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Dating yourself by getting sweatted and camar, that's totally.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Fine, okay and strikes through all out of business now
and she was like, no, you don't spank kids. I
was like what, and she says, no, we really don't.
Speaker 11 (22:46):
So that's why I was calling.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
I was like, do people still thank their kids? Is
it okay?
Speaker 12 (22:51):
And I know we have a lot of parents listening,
so we are the number one station for parents in
the Twin Cities.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
We add nurses, parents, teachers, and the men. Yeah, we're
number one with that one. But I don't think that anymore.
I don't know. My daughter, Allison's got a two year
old and a five year four year old. She might
give him a swat on the butt, but I don't
think they do.
Speaker 13 (23:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
I used to spend I literally last time I spent
Carson he was probably five or four, I don't remember,
and it was literally turn him over my knee and
he was terrified and he put his little hands back
to try to block my hands. Yeah, and I said,
I will never thankfully he was a good kid. He
was a good boy, and I never had to, you know,
(23:34):
even think about it. Yeah, but I would never spend
I might give him a swat on the butt.
Speaker 7 (23:38):
Yeah, what are we considering spanking? Like full on right?
Not just little pet pet that's what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
I don't.
Speaker 9 (23:44):
I think it's like either one. Like, I think it's
a swat.
Speaker 12 (23:47):
I mean, regardless if you're whacking a kid in a butt,
regardless if they're standing up in km art or over
your knee at home.
Speaker 5 (23:55):
It's I will.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Say, Yeah, I mean I would say I wouldn't bat
an eyes so much. It is swat on the butt. Yeah,
but if I did, like, oh, somebody was like turn
their kid over her knee and she's five and they're spanking. No. Yeah,
I got spanked when I was a kid, and everybody
says I turned out okay. I literally say that all
the time, and it worked because there was a little
bit of fear in me. But I think the fear
(24:18):
was just like a general respect kind of a thing, right,
not the fear of spanking. It was a respectful kind
of a thing.
Speaker 12 (24:24):
Yeah, because I got spanked as a kid. Not all
the time, but like that's was like the main discipline
form when I was a kid. And then it got
to a point where my mom would say, you go
lay down and I'm gonna come in there and spank you,
and then she would just never come in. So it
was the fear of it humming that would like put
us in line. So honestly, brilliant move by my mom.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
That was brilliant.
Speaker 12 (24:45):
But now my sister has a two and a half
year old and she does not spank her kid. They
like she like holds her hands and says like we're
gonna take big breaths and so then they like breathe
through it.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
And a gentle parenting.
Speaker 12 (24:59):
Yeah, my niece still has like tantrums and stuff and
oh gosh, it's too she's too. Yeah, but like I
don't think my sister's ever spanked her, but I.
Speaker 9 (25:09):
Guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I got.
Speaker 5 (25:10):
Spanked maybe maybe a handful of times in life.
Speaker 7 (25:13):
Same and so I knew that if I did get
spanked it was for like because I did something really bad.
I think, yeah, if you if your kid does something
that they need to know this is wrong. A little
pat on the butt here and there won't hurt. I
think that's what I'll do when I end up having kids.
The bad thing is the couple of times I got spanked.
I don't know like parents of color, they have this
thing where when they spank their kids, they spank them
(25:34):
to the syllables or speaking at so they'll be like.
Speaker 5 (25:35):
Didn't I tell you to do that? That's exactly what
they do.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So I knew I was in trouble. That's funny, Okay,
I got some answers for you, Rachel. And there's different
answers via text messaging. And this text is is somebody
who works with children in childcare, bring back spanking. Another
one give a little swat once in a while, but
(26:01):
this is just at home, never in public. That's from
a dad. Another text says no spanking, none, it's traumatizing.
But the very next text under that says soft parenting
doesn't work. I'm really glad I don't have young kids anymore.
When Alice's kids act up, it's like, Okay, Ali said.
Speaker 9 (26:19):
Come get your run kids, Come get your run kids.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
There's a text that says, born in nineteen eighty five,
parents didn't believe in spanking. None. Never now mom of
a toddler, and I would never even do it. Expect
the child to do it to somebody else. Then copy
everything you do. Mine listens better the quieter I talk
Katie suburban mom in Victoria. I like this one. It's
okay to spank, but don't spank out of anger. So
(26:42):
when they do something that pisses you off, that's the
wrong time.
Speaker 8 (26:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 12 (26:47):
I mean people are texting and saying like it's teaching
kids to fear you or whatever. But I mean, like
you and nine day I we just said, like we
were spanked and we turned out fine. I realized we're
just two people out of a huge population. But like,
I'm not scared of my mom. Yeah, but like I
ain't gonna mouth off to my mom.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (27:05):
There's also there's like traumatize them, but there's also giving
your kids a consequence, teaching them that you can't do
X or Y without what consequence happening.
Speaker 5 (27:13):
Yeah, that's what I think.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Now here's a there's a lot of text messages. Rachel
called in and said, Rachel's like two weeks away from
having a baby, and she was talking to her sister
and like brought up spanking, and and her sister said,
oh no, no, no, you don't spank anymore. So Rachel's
like a little bit confused. And you're gonna find you
talk to two different people, You're gonna get two different answers.
And here's a text message that says, I spank. I'm
(27:35):
twenty five, I got three kids. I'm Mexican. For what
it's worth, that general parenting stuff don't work. My kids
are amazing. I'm always told at restaurants, churches, and airplanes,
I spank between ages four and six because that's when
they take the most in learning behavior. Another text says
kids they need a good ass whooping.
Speaker 7 (27:53):
I agree, you also need to bring back bullying now,
but I'm gonna come in there.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Why are you going to bring back bullying?
Speaker 7 (27:58):
Because kids need to learn to not be so sensitive,
Like I feel like good roast sessions that used to
happen at the lunch table that all started because of bullying,
like oh like your mama jokes and stuff like that.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
You know who says that a bully?
Speaker 12 (28:11):
Because I say, now, it's not bring back bullying because
I got bullied senselessly and now for it.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
But just like learning to rib on each other.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Bring that. I think there's a big difference between ribbon
on each other and saying, well, you know what, you're stupid. No,
your mom's a whoer. No, your mom's a whoer's that's funny.
But like excluding somebody and pushing them into a locker
so they like smashed their lunch. That's sad.
Speaker 5 (28:34):
You know.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You look at a kid that's scared to go to
school because he knows he's going to get picked on
in school. That's sad. So all right, Hey, I hope
you got something out of this, Rachel. I don't have
an answer for you, but I you know, hopefully. I
think the answer is there is no answer. I think
you get to figure out what's right for you. Good luck.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (28:54):
After you Oh wow, wow, that's really sweet.
Speaker 1 (28:58):
Okay, have a good day, Rachel. You bay Bye
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