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September 18, 2024 5 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of the Day To 2 Florida Men Who Got Busted For Stealing $5K Worth Of Hygiene Products. Listen For More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Florida man is arrested. After that being saved, he riggs
the door to his home in an attempt to electric
kit his present lights. Police arrested at Orlando man for
talking about them me now the breakfast club, bitch you
donkey other day with Charalam Haine, a guy. I don't
know why y'all keep you letting him get y'all like this,
you know. Donkey of the Day for Wednesday, September eighteenth,
goes the two Miami men named Carlos M. Garcia A

(00:21):
Jit a jit? A jit can't be a jit, ain't
meant a jit? Would it be a jit? He too
old to be a jit? And Navaldo J. Garcia Vento okay,
forty and forty one years old. Now listen, what does
your uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida?
Say it with me. The craziest people in America come
from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is

(00:41):
no exception. Now today's story has me thinking about this
Didty situation, because if you haven't heard, one of the
pieces of evidence law enforcement is using against Diddy is
the one thousand bottles of lubricant and baby oil They
found in his home that they say we're used in
these alleged freak offs. Diddy was having Okay, Now, when
I heard about the one thousand bottles of lube and
baby oil, I said to myself, there wasn't a dry

(01:03):
booty in the house, Okay, not one single solitary set
of dry cheeks. Then I thought to myself, well, what
else did did he have in bulk in the house.
Some people go to Costco and just buy things in bulk.
Maybe that was just a bolt purchase. And I know
we was all wondering where does a man buy one
thousand bottles of luber kitting baby oil. Well we may
have our answer because these two Miami men, Carlos and Nevaldo,

(01:26):
were suspects in a theft ring and they steal from
major retailers like Publics, Walmarts, CBS, Walgreens. And when Dixie
and they got busted with thousands of dollars worth of
stolen merchandise. Ok five thousand dollars to be exact, including
but not limited to razor blades, fishing gear, cosmetics, and

(01:46):
four hundred sticks of deodorant. I repeat, four one hundred
sticks of deodorant. Okay, that's the one that's getting me
four hundred sticks of deodorant. They got caught because police
had a description of their vehicle, a brown gmc suv.
They had just hit a Walmart. So when a deputy
saw them run a red light, why would you run
a red light when you know you got all these

(02:07):
stolen items in your vehicle? They ran a red light,
They conducted the traffic stop, and then these two floor
to fools took the cops on a short chase. Okay.
Deputies reviewed Walmart security footage and that's when they saw
one of the guys stealing a package of leed Raizor blades,
and when they searched the vehicle, they found six large
trash bags full of suspected stolen items, including the four

(02:29):
hundred sticks of the ownerant. I have so many thoughts
about this situation. Number one, if I was law enforcement,
my first question would be who you know Sean Comps
and have you ever sold him any astroglide in bulk?
My second question is, I understand these men committed a crime,
but are they really doing a service? See people be musty, man.

(02:52):
Some of y'all under arms be out here smelling like weed.
A whole outpack. So so many people amongst us be
making right guard, go left, speed sticks slow down. Sure,
not really, I don't know what it is. Maybe in
my old age, my nose is a lot more sensitive
than it used to be, or maybe everyone is trying
to go natural when they shouldn't be. So when you
got folks walking around smelling like funians, I'm not mad

(03:13):
at these brothers for having four hundred sticks to deodorant
on deck. Okay, they have a heat advisory today in Miami. Okay,
I feel like these two brothers is fed up. Do
you know how many? How much? Do you know how
musty people must be for them to say we have
to go steal as much axe as possible. They just
as fed up as the first person to invent deodorant.

(03:34):
Do you not how fed up with the smell of
armpits one must be to go home and start inventing
things to prevent said smell. Deodorant was introduced in the
late eighteen hundreds. That means people was musty at the
last supper.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Man all through the fourteen hundreds, fifteen hundred, and sixeen
hundred and seventeen hundred, most of the eighteen hundreds folks
was stinking until someone invented this thing that killed older
causing bacteria called mum.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
That was the name of it, Mum, look it up.
I have no idea what that means, but in my
brain it registers as musty underarmed mammal. So there is
a part of me that wants to applaud these men
for stealing all this deodorant for people. But on the
flip side, they made it hard for folks who know
they need deodorant but can't find none in Miami because
they done stole it all. Same way, you probably couldn't

(04:19):
find no lubricant or baby oil wherever Diddy was at
because he had it all in his house. Now that
I think about it, that's a bottom trap. Imagine being
a bottom going in the store to find the lube
you need to have a good night, and they tell
you they don't have any because someone from Combs Enterprises
bought it all. Now you are forced to attend a

(04:41):
Diddy party just to get what you need, which is
a simple bottle of loub life. Next thing you know,
you're slipping. You're falling, got d in your button. But
these men have been charged with multiple felonies grand theft,
all for five thousand dollars in items. They're going to
spend more than that on bond and lawyer fees. So
please give Carlos M. Garcia a jit in the Valdo J.

(05:02):
Garcia Vento the biggest he huh, you're a wild boy man.
Thank you for that. Donkey Today, how you thought about
that slipping falling in the black last night that died?
You come up with that? I don't remember what I

(05:23):
just said. That was based off experience. Blackout and go
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Speaker 2 (05:42):
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Speaker 1 (05:44):
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