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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's time for Donkey of the Ted. So if you
ever feel I need to be a dunk man, hit
me with the heat. Did she get donk any day? Please? Doesn't?
I had to come Donkey of the Day.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
The Practice Club, Bitchy Donkey, Yes, Donkey Today for Thursday,
October third goes to an Oklahoma man named Cody Adams.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Let me tell you something.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I woke up feeling rested this morning, but at some
point I got tired again, and I realized that I
got tired because the news is draining. Okay, it just
is because back in the day they would say if
it bleeds, it leads, and nowadays people can bleed without
being cut because the new blood is stupidity, which in
a lot of ways I'm thankful for, because Donkey of
the Tay is a segment that gives people the credit
(00:40):
they deserve for being stupid. Okay, and I've done Donkey
of Today five times a week since December twenty ten.
So I just want to tell all you jackasses, thank
you tropping the clues bombs fall the jackasses out there, Okay,
even though it is draining, and this morning was one
of those mornings where I took two fingers and I
squeezed it right between my eyes like this, and I said, Lord, Okay,
(01:01):
people can't be this stupid, but they are, okay. See,
Cody Adams is a man who is doing court on
charges of possessing a stolen vehicle.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Listen to what I said.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
He was doing court on charges of possessing a stolen vehicle,
but he.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Doesn't have a car, which is clear right because he
had to steal one.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Didn't I just tell you yesterday or the day before,
I don't remember one day this week.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Didn't I just tell you how much of a luxury
having a car is?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Did not tell you that some people would appreciate that
twenty sixteen Nissan. Ultimately you take it for granted. Well,
Cody is one of those people because he didn't have
a car. And you know, when you're facing serious charges
like possession of a stolen vehicle, you have to get
the court to handle that.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
You can't just miss your court date.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
And Cody Adams clearly understood that, because he did what
he had to do in order to make it to
court to face his charges of possession of a stolen vehicle.
Would you like to know how Cody got the court
to face his possession of a stolen vehicle charge. Let's
go to the news five ABC for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Police, this is Cody Adams, shortly after Oklahoma Highway Patrol
troopers arrested him near the Pawnee County Courthouse. Op says. Earlier,
Adams was at a gas station in Stillwater asking people
for a ride to his court date in Pawnee. When
he couldn't find a ride, OP says, Adams decided to
hop in this unoccupied Lifeenant Emergency Services vehicle and drive
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himself to court.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That was left on running and unattended.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
They say Adams took the truck on that thirty minute
drive to Pawnee and then ditched it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
First responders had an idea of where the vehicle might
be headed to.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
A trooper caught him as he was walking into the courthouse,
Adams saying he was just borrowing the truck.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
The trooper did I believe he made sure that he
made his court date.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Now he still did make his court case again, OSP
says After court, he was transported back to the Payne
County jail and booked on new charges.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
If you're just joining us, Cody Adams stole an ambulance
to make it to his court for a possession of
a stolen car. Please please please, Rockstar Games, push up
to release date for Grand Theft Auto six. This is
why all of these situations are happening, because folks have
a GTAH that needs to be scratched.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Between the guy who stole the car.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
From the woman while she was in the middle of
the sobriety test to this guy, Cody Adams stealing an
ambulance to make it to his court case for possession
of a stolen car. These people are practicing for GTA.
They are trying to beat the high score in real life.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Grand Theft Auto.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Push the release state up, Rockstar please not. The first
thing I did when I heard this story was Google
if Uber is available in Oklahoma, and the answer is hell, yes, Okay,
It's available in several cities in Oklahoma, Tosa, Oklahoma City,
Edmund Lawton. Then I went to look and see what
other ride shares are available in Oklahoma.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
They got ones I never heard of.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Of course, they got Uber, they got Lyft, but they
got pick Transportation. Never heard of that, they got Curbed,
never heard of that they got Bea, never heard of
that they got wings. Never heard of that they got flywheel.
I never heard of any of those except U.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Were in Lyft.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
The point I'm making is there was absolutely zero I
mean absolutely positively zero. When I say zero, I'm talking
about the number Russell Westbrook war when he played for
the OKC Thunder for ten seasons. There was zero reason
to steal an ambulance. Now, I don't know this man's
financial situation. I don't know what Cody got in his pockets,
but if I couldn't afford a ride share, then I
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damn sure couldn't afford to steal an ambulance. Okay, stealing
an ambulance would cost you way more than just paying
for a ride share. Look, man, maybe Cody felt the
courtroom wasn't close enough. So why take an uber when
you can get a lights and sirens escort that you
drive yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I just try to make sense of these things sometimes
because I don't want to believe everybody is just stupid,
But there's some very bad choices being made by a
lot of people in our society.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Once again, the ambulance cost you way more than the.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Ride share, so why would you choose to pay that
type of price, because now you in jail, you gotta
pay for bond.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Then you gotta pay for a lawyer.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
If you had a job, you was missing work, probably
gonna get fired. It just it cost too much. Anyone
who ever said crime pays is a damn liar. Okay,
crime costs, and it's usually a price that's too.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
High to pay. Let's look at the bright side. Though,
you pulled up to a court.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You pulled up to a court case for possession of
a stolen vehicle in a stolen vehicle, a stolen ambulance
to be exact.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Maybe he thought this could double as a.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Getaway vehicle and a ride to the er when the
judge faints from laughing. Because we're all chuckling right now.
Some donkey of todays just sell themselves. Please let remy
ma give Cody Adams the biggest.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
He huh he ha he ha, you stupid mother, Are
you dumb? All right? What a strange world we live in.
It really is ambulance.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Though maybe he thought that they was gonna be like, well,
you made it, so we'll give you.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
A get out of jum you stolen ambulance.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I just don't even know why your brain works like that.
You're going to court for possession of a stolen vehicle
and you steal another vehicle?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
What problem? Ambulance said that? Why what's up with your brain?
Probably do this thinking you gotta do this.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
He probably said, God give me a sign and boot
ambalance right, that was on.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
He said, this is my sign. No, Satan got a
kingdom too, y'all do know that? Right?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Satan got a kingdom too. And I think Satan got
the same sense of humor God got. Okay, because that's
just hysterical. We're gonna put the ambulance right here, leave
the keys on running. You know, he got to go
to court for possession of a stolen vehicle. Let's see
if his dumb ass steals he They down and hell
making bets. Okay, Satan Hitler, They all down there making
bets on you know what this guy gonna do?
Speaker 1 (06:39):
You see what I'm saying. I wonder who what? All right? Well,
thank you for that. Donkey Today.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
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