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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Say it again, lad, Yes you are adult.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Charlon Bangin is true.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Donkey Today for Tuesday October first goes to an Arizona
man named Jesse Michael Johnson.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now Jesse is twenty eight years old.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Then he was accused on three counts of voyeurism in
three counts of disorderly conduct.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Now what is voyeurism?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
For those who don't care to use Chat, GPT or Google,
Voyeurism is the practice of gaining sexual pleasure from watching
others when they are naked are engaged in sexual activity.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, old Jesse was arrested.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
After allegedly crawling under several women's cars for his sexual gratification.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
You heard what I said. This man, Jesse was allegedly
caught be a.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Camera surveillance at a Superstar car wash in Arizona, hiding
under women's cars so he can get a little peak.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Let's go to Fox ten for the report.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Police court documents alleged twenty eight year old Jesse Johnson
of Chandler was seen brawling under three women's cars at
the Superstar car washing Gilbert, where police say he would
hide out there for several minutes, looking at and possibly
recording their feet. It's something Johnson has been arrested for
before in Nebraska in twenty sixteen and twenty seventeen. Johnson
told law enforcement at that time that he's sexually attracted
(01:17):
the women's feet and that he sometimes cannot control his
sexual desires. Regarding this, on August twenty ninth, employees at
that Superstar car wash at Emmitt and Riggs Rhodes, they
say Johnson got his car washed three times that day
and he would park next to women who were back
doing their SUVs. And through surveillance video and working with
Gilbert police, the employees had a partial plate and they
were able to keep a lookout when Johnson came back,
(01:38):
and that's how police were eventually able to track him
down and arrest him.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yep, that's me, Jesse Johnson. You're probably wondering how I
got here. By here, I mean jail. See, I've told
you all a million times. Destiny is not a matter
of chance. It's a matter of the choice. And some
people on this planet are just hornier than others. And
it's that type of hornet's that leads things like freak
offs are lead to things like Jesse Jerkin Underdjeaguar okay,
masturbating under a Mazda, making pearl jam under a prius,
(02:04):
all right, I just don't understand as an able penis
twenty eight year old man, why do you resort to this.
I remember the first time I masturbated. Okay, I felt terrible.
I felt terrible. I thought it was something I wasn't
supposed to be doing, and I thought it was something
that losers did because they couldn't get no poom.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Poom, And you cried stop. I didn't need to put
that part of the story. You want to make sure
you cried? Is that a public knowledge saying that people
knew that. I thought that was sex? Okay, personally like
a little.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Baby crying masturbated and then I used the tears foot Okay, well, listen,
I was just telling you my feelings at the time, Okay,
but I was also a teenager low and behold, I
was wrong. It is absolutely perfectly okay to season your
own meat loaf. But what his actual loser behavior is
what Jesse Michael Johnson was doing. Like rock Bottom wasn't
low enough for this man.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
He was playing his.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Own game of limbo, and it led him to go
so low that he ended up under women's cars. I
just don't understand how in twenty twenty four one ends
up underneath a range row creating tartar sauce rainbows. Okay,
there is literally nothing you can't find online. Porn Hub
literally has a voyeurhythm category. You know how I know
because I went to look for research purposes only. So
(03:12):
I don't understand humans like Jesse Michael Johnson, who has
a history of sex crimes.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
By the way, he told authorities in Arizona.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
As you just heard that he has sexually attracted the
women's feet and could not control his sexual desires. Once again,
there is a category for that on porn hub. You
know how I know because I looked for research purposes only.
But there is a whole feet porn category on porn hub.
If he got a OnlyFans with his feet up there, Okay,
google it. That's not authorized, that's you whatever, that's you. Okay,
(03:41):
he does, I do. You don't have to take penitentiary
chances for your kinks anymore.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What's interesting about this story is, according to the surveillance footage,
is after he would get a peak, he would go
back and pretend to clean his tires. I know what
you're thinking. What the hell was he using to clean
his tires? And was he using the same lubricrint? What
there is muffin and clean as tires. Okay, wait, this
man has more sexual history. In June of twenty sixteen,
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he was sighted four times in Nebraska for allegedly hiding
under cars and grabbing people's ankles. That's exactly what they
gonna do to you in prison, Jesse, except they're not
gonna be under your car. They're gonna pull up to
your bumple. Okay, oil up your ankles and make your
tims tap. Jesse, I don't know what to say, other
than I wish you would have got you know, ran
over while he was under those cars. And clearly something
(04:29):
is off with this man. But truly, it's not women's
feet he's attracted too. It's not voyeurism. I think this
man is attracted to the undercarriage of cars. I believe
this man's true calling is to be a mechanic. Okay,
looking at that undercarriage, it just does something to him.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Okay, it's what the magic happens, don't it. Jesse.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You've given a whole new meaning to the term splash shield. Okay,
splash shield usually protects the engine from dirt and water,
you know, the usual stuff you'd expect under a car.
But nope, Jesse is adding skeek to that equation. Okay,
he's using the splash shield. Is his own privacy curtain,
all right, Jesse, the splash shield is doing his job
by keeping things clean under the hood. Maybe you should
(05:08):
take a hint, okay and clean up your act. Please
give Jesse Michael Johnson heavy on the Johnson the biggest
sea hull, strange world we live in, y'all.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That is correct. That all the fans that you looked
up is not mine. What you find his page? No,
I didn't find a page. I was as good you
sawv feet know. The first thing that popped up was
somebody on YouTube.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
They talk about dj He said dj m V scamming
question mark only fans first date tips.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
That was the first thing that popped up. Yeah, somebody
made the only fans of my feet. It's not mine,
I don't get Definitely it's not me. That is definitely
get new pictures, then it's not. Is it still active?
It wouldn't come up play a game. No, Now you
want to play a game talking about your damn feet.
Yeah about Johnson? You are. I'm going to HR right now.
(06:03):
I can't take this to enough, y'all.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Did y'all just hear that the only person that hurts
Jesse me to play with feet.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And I'm not playing at your feet. I'm not talking
about talking about Johnson.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
I'm going to HR today.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I need another check. He didn say you're Johnson, he
said Johnson. Nope.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Well, Nick Red, y'all coming with me. Y'all in the
room too, y'all coming with me? Okay, all right, get paid.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
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Speaker 2 (06:47):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club