DONKEY: Man Blows Up Ex's Apartment After She Hooked Up With Someone New

Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man who blew up his ex’s apartment after she hooked up with someone new. Listen for more!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
I was born in Donkey. It's the Donkey of the Dead,
the Donkey Devils Fist Club. That's a good time.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
We're gonna do that one Donkey today for Thursday, November thirteenth,
goes to a thirty seven year old Oregon man named
Samuel Christian lun Christian uh Samuel rather, Samuel is facing
a slew of charges.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Say slew jess slith sleiugh.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I want y'all out there to know that you never
want to be facing a sleeugh of charges.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
When they do a write up on you and they
say you are facing a slew of charges, you cooked? Okay,
and it's gonna take a slew of money to get
you the least possible amount of jail time when you
are facing a slew of charges.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Okay. But Samuel is facing five counts of.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Attempted murder, all right, four counts of unlawful use of
a weapon, two counts of lawful manufacturing of a disruptive device,
along with one count each of first degree arson and
being a felon in possession of a firearm.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, he's going away for a few presidents, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Beyonce and jay Z's youngest kid will be old enough
to drink, and Samuel will be in prison celebrating this
fifteen year anniversary with his prison bay.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, but let's talk about how he got there.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
See, Samuel allegedly detonated a bomb at an apartment after
he learned his ex girlfriend was hooking up with another man. Now,
Lauren Lerossa, she heard me listening to this clip from
the Poor Minds podcast earlier. Salute to Dre and Lex.
Make sure you subscribed to the podcast on the Black
Effect podcast network.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Listen to this clip.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's boring. Sex a red flag? And should it be
a red flag for women?

Speaker 2 (01:46):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Because I think some people deep this wag and some
people she whack too, And y'all get together and y'all
have we?

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now, Lauren, what'd you ask me after you heard this?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
I said, how is somebody's KOCHI wag?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Like?

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I just can't fathom the idea?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Well, well, that's a that's probably a discussion for another day.
But I know that that this man is willing to
detonate an explosive device after learning that woman is giving
what he used to get to another man. Then dare
I say her poompool? Must be the bomb. Okay, I mean,
god damn you willing to take a penitentiary chance and
catch a sleew of charges because your ex is hooking

(02:26):
up with another man. I actually don't want no poom poom.
That's that good, all right? Keep that. That's like that
moon rock that moon rock weed. Where the THC is
over fifty percent, you might as well smoke crack. And
I'm not smoking crack because I've seen what crack does
to people, and this woman's poompoem was clearly crack. Let's
called a ko SR news Channel seven for more details.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
It's our investigating an explosion at a home Last Thursday.
Deputies responded to North Tenth Avenue on report that an
explosion explosive device was thrown at a front door. Investigators
found evidence of gun shots as well atthority's discovered this
was a targeted attack and the suspect may have known
the victim. After a search warrant at the suspect's home,

(03:09):
thirty seven year old Samuel Lund was arrested after he
briefly tried to flee. Investigators also found additional explosive devices
in his home. Lund was taken to the Washington County
Jail and is now facing several charges, including attempted murder
and arson.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
That was Fox twelve, by the way.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yes, the woman reportedly told cops her ex boyfriend Samuel
Christian Lunn, had been sending her threatening text messages the
day before after he learned she was hooking up with
another man. Listen, man, emotional intelligence is so necessary.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
People with high emotional intelligence they stay calm under pressure,
which helps them make more considered and well balanced decisions.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It disturbs my spirit.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
They have to tell some of you men, a woman
moving on from you doesn't justify you turning into a
domestic terrorist.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Okay, this is why women are choosing the bear.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
I could already stop right there and give Samuel the
credit he deserves for being stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But this is when it gets good.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
See like to watch people really double and triple down
on their lives because it reminds me of something my
daddy used to say to me.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And that's something was.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
When you lie to me, you're not lying to me,
you lie to yourself because I don't believe this foolishness
you're telling me, and I know the police didn't believe Samuel.
See when they confronted him, he reportedly admitted to sending
the messages, but claimed he didn't detonate the bomb.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
No, no, he didn't detonate the bomb.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
However, he did tell police he had experience with explosives
and had a bomb in his backpack in his garage.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
But I had nothing to do with the bomb going
off at her apartment offices.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
I promise yes, I did threaten her and tell her
I'm coming for her, and a bomb was detonated. And
although I have experiences with explosives and a bomb in
my backpack in my garage, it wasn't me.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Wasn't me?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
First of all, who has extra bombs just lying around?
Where do you even get bombs from? Did he ordered
off Amazon's Craigslist? Do you buy a couch and join
them Withlitia in the same afternoon? Second of all, I
know for a fact you were about to spend more
time in prison than time you spent with the woman
in a relationship.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
How the hell does that make sense? Men?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
You got to learn to move on because there's going
to be another woman, But you cannot get back that
time you're gonna spend in prison. What happened to people?
Stunting on their exes by glowing up okay, becoming the
best version of yourself. Get in shape physically, mentally, spiritually, emotionally,
make them look at you in the future on Facebook

(05:24):
and kick themselves for losing you. Okay, not end up
in prison. And make your ex say I knew it.
I knew it all her girlfriend's like, I told you
he was a loser. You lucky he didn't kill you girl.
This is the short sightedness of revenge. Wounded ego plus
bad decisions equal to consequence you have to deal with
for a lifetime. Please give Samuel Christian Lun the sweet

(05:47):
sounds of the Hamiltons.

Speaker 6 (05:48):
Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
the dog gee.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
He the chat want to play a game?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Tra Nah?

Speaker 3 (06:05):
He white.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Play a game?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
Chack said, they want to play a game.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Y'all want to play a game. Let's play a game up, Guss,
what right to Samuel Christian Lun.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Thirty seven year old Oregon man got mad because his
ex was hooking up with a new boot, so he
blew up a bomb.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
At her apartment.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Gus, what racy is Jeff hilarious?

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Either Middle Eastern or white? Damn what're Middle Eastern?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Tuhe you got read?

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Samuel Christian Lune, thirty seven year old Oregon man facing
a slew of charges after he found out his ex
was hooking up with another man, so he blew up
a bomb in her apartment.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Lauren Larossa gus, what.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Is definitely white, whole out of male.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
And you know we ain't got no songs.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
From the people.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Man, shut up, man listen.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
I want Laura Lerossa and just Larius to know that
both of you are absolutely correct. Samuel Christian is capitol
hill right white.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
But it did give a little you know what I'm saying,
could have been Middle East, but we gotta put some
music in there. It could be the good that got
the good.

Speaker 3 (07:23):
That wait, is that the one?

Speaker 2 (07:31):
First off, he was Caucasian, all right, leaven at that
he was capitol right white.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I told you, yes, this is a human jow helmet.
He was just like a big blob of sperm.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Crazy crazy, absolutely smirk.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
You'll do it again. You don't care, you don't care.
That's the kind of do it again.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Systems on his side that.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Ain't nobody never try to blow him nothing for you.
All I was gonna say something, be dumb.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Somebody say thank you, Charlamagne.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (08:07):
Now next we got just fixed my mess. Listen, I'll
be fixing your mess. If you've got problems at work,
problems which your spouse, problems anywhere, called me up at
one eight five.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Five.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
All Right, there we go.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
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