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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Donkeys.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I'm a Democrat, so being junky of the day is
a little bit of a mixed question.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So like a dope other day record club.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Now I've been called a lot of my twenty three years.
That donkey of the day is a new white donkey
of to day. From Wednesday, October second goes to a
thirty nine year old man from Saint Paul named Kyle Bandwerk. Now,
I'm gonna tell you something.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Times is hard out here.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Okay, there's a very wide gap between the haves and
the have notes. That's why all these politicians need to
remember these wise full words from James Carr Bill, and
those words are it's the economy stupid. That's it, nothing more,
nothing less. People want to know how you're gonna put
more money in their pocket, and people want to know
how you're gonna keep them safe.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
It's that simple.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
If you're talking about how I can say buddy, if
you're talking about how you can make my bills lower,
if you're talking about me being able to afford a
nice vacation every now and then, you are talking my language.
And you know another thing money can buy that we
don't talk about enough. What transportation Okay. People want to
be able to afford the dependable set of wheels. I'm
not talking about no Bentley Phantom Range Rover. No, we
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not chasing luxury cars. Were sticking to the non luxury
cars that we used to forge. The Honda's, the Nissans,
the Keys. Folks just want a reliable set of wheels
to get them from A to B. Okay, we take
that for granted. In our society. There is someone out
there listening to me right now who can't afford a car.
They waiting for public transportation right now, waiting for somebody
to get him a ride.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
They watching people drive by, dreaming of one day owning
that twenty thirteen Toyota Avalon. You take it for granted, okay,
And this is how we get the Kyle Panworth. See,
there was a woman who got pulled over in Saint
Paul and the officer thought she needed a sobriety test.
So as the officer was giving the woman a sobriety test,
there was a man named Kyle. And Kyle was sitting
there at the nearby bus, stopped minding his business daydreaming
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of the day he don't have to ride public transportation anymore,
praying for the blessing of a Nissan Ultimate. Okay, he
just want him a nice little premium car. And he
sees this woman getting a sobriety test as he's sitting
at the bus stop. He starts thinking himself, look at
this woman, possibly drunken driveman mismanaging the blessing of a cause.
And then a voice told Kyle, another person's mismanagement of
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a blessing is an opportunity to show God what you
would do if you had said blessing.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
And then this happened. Let's go to NBC eleven for
the report.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Police, as part of the state wide Towards Zero Desk's
enforcement focused on arresting impaired drivers. A Saint Paul police
officer pulled over a woman he says was speeding driving
a Lincoln Navigator at about six pm Sunday, and, according
to a criminal complaint, when the officer began field sobriety testing,
a completely unrelated man who was sitting on a nearby
bus stop bench got into the driver's seat of the
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woman's car. Police say the man was thirty nine year
old Kyle Van Wirt, who has a long history of
minor crimes involving drugs and theft before the officer could
stop him. Court papers say Van Wert sped away in
the woman's suv after the kaf throve away in the
Lincoln Navigator. The woman told police her iPhone and other
electronics were still inside, so using the iPhones find Me
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app the woman was able to help police track it
to Apple Valley, where they found the iPhone apparently toss
out the window by the thief. But little did he
know that the woman still had an Apple air tag
dangling from the keychain.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
They found the suv, chased it, and finally arrested Van Word.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
What part of grand theft auto mission is this? Kyle
was sitting at the bus stop waiting for somebody to
be drunk, be too drunk to notice their car is missing, Okay,
and he jumped right in and stole it. That's not
even criminal behavior. That's just opportunistic stupidity. Okay, Kyle, even
though I'm giving you the credit you deserve for being stupid.
I see your vision, Okay, I can understand what you
did there. You had the bus stop, this woman getting
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a sobriety test in your mind, in your mind you
was like, if I had the blessing of a car,
I would never drive drunk. But you got the weight
on the Lord, Kyle, you got the weight on Jesus.
Have patience and wait for the things you want most.
Don't chase it, don't run after it. Please don't steal it.
If God wants you to have it, he will give
it to you. A men, you can't take it. And
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that's what Kyle did. And you heard in the news
report he didn't get away simply because the young woman
had an Apple air tag inside her vehicle. Not to mention,
everything is a tracking device nowadays. You heard the news report.
The woman left her phone and other electronics in the car.
He threw it out the window, but she still had
the Apple air tag on her keychain. Also, I need
to say, the woman did not get a DWI. Saint Paul.
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Police said she was not over the legal limit. But
guess who was Kyle. Damn Kyle was high and on drugs.
A police just waiting on his blood test to come back,
all right, And as you heard in the news report,
he has a history of drugs and theft wouldn't surprise me, Okay,
wouldn't surprise me at all. If you steal a car
in the middle of a sobriety test, why the police
are right there, then it's safe to say it's probably
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you who needs the sobriety test. Please give Kyle vand
work the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You are donkey, You are the dog.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
He aimed a little too high too. What you mean, Yeah,
you don't do that with the Lincoln Navigator. You have to.
It's the premium vehicles, you know what I'm saying. They
have the premium vehicles like Ultimate Nissan. Yeah, Nissan Ultimate, Maxima,
Cayota Camri, you know Avalon, like say right in that range?
Speaker 1 (05:34):
Nope, I won't. I don't know what racy is.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I really don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Can we guess it?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Then?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Just google it? Like I don't know. Can we go
if you can play party Hooper?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
I don't know. I really have no idea with racist.
Oh I'm lying, I do what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Okay, let's play game. Do we really need to play
a game? You feel like it's a shooting? I mean, all.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Right, I guess his last name is van Wart, guys
Kyle van Wart, so he white?
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Yes, the game. You're taking black at first? I take
a little black first. I was like, I would take
a little black at first. Two? Why no? You where
the story went? Why swear the story? Tell me more?
I don't have to tell us. Why identify as a
cat right now? I'm just me out asked me a question? Gay? Nope,
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all right.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
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Speaker 1 (06:33):
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Speaker 3 (06:34):
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Speaker 1 (06:41):
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