February 12, 2021 • 10 mins
Idiot Tries To Disprove Gorilla Glue Girl, Ends Up In Louisiana ER
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now I've been called a lot of my twenty three years,
like Donkey of the Bay is a new wife. Yes,
talk to you today. For Friday February twelve, goes to
a Louisiana man named Lynn Martin lenn Is thirty seven
years old. I have no idea what he does with
his life, and I am quite intrigued to find out,
because whatever it is he does, he needs to do more. Okay,
he's clearly got too much time on his hands. Now
(00:25):
we all know the legend of Tessica Brown by now right.
Tessica Brown was the forty year old woman who ran
out of her usual hair spray and decided to use
gorilla glue spray adhesive, which caused their hair to become
stuck in place. Up and it's stuck, my ass. Okay,
I hear you, Cardy, But Tessica Brown proves up isn't
the only place things can get stuck because she was
(00:46):
trying to lay her hair down. Listen to Tessica, my
hair has been like this for about a month now.
It's not a choice. No, it's not a choice. Yo.
Look my hell, it don't move you what I'm telling me,
it don't move. It burns. Then they got some people
out there saying she did this for coke. Never I
(01:07):
put it on social media to get help. Now Tessica
was able to get the gorilla seeming removed after a
procedure was done by Beverly Hills based plastic surgeon Dr
Michael Obeying, okay, dropping a clue bomb for Tessica. I'm
glad you've got you got that out of your hair. Okay.
Now you would think that Tessica would be an example
to us all. I don't know how you all operate,
(01:30):
but I operate from the smart people learn from their
own mistakes. Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.
Model Tessica did that, so hopefully you don't have to
go through that. But yesterday I was reminded yet again
as to why I've been here on the Breakfast Club
for ten years, Monday through Friday, and every day at
eight oh four a m. Like clockwork. I never have
a shortage of people to give the credit they deserve
(01:52):
for being stupid. Because Lynn Martin, thirty seven years old,
decided that he had to see what that guerrilla Jives
was hitting for himself. Why did you want to rub
this gorilla baby battle on his lips well, because Lynn
clearly refuses to believe all women. Whatever story Testica was selling,
Lynn wasn't buying. Let's go to w k b U
CBS teven for the report. Please, I'm gonna sure you
(02:15):
got some grilla blue right here? Super blue rims. Why
so I'm gonna ticket, put on his cup, put in
my mouth. Then it's gonna be the licking and get
it all. It's easy. But that was actually line. Let
me hear Lynde again. I can't really understand. I don't
speak nigga like I used to live. What he's thinking.
Let me I'm gonna sure you got some grilla glue
(02:36):
right here? Super blue rims. Why I'm gonna ticket, put
on his cup, put in my mouth. Then it's gonna
be the licking and get it all? Because easy? Okay,
let me translate. So Lynn decided to take this gorilla
banana nut milk and apply it to a Red Solo Cup.
First of all the levels of nikotry in this story,
the Red Solo Cup. The Red Solo Cup is like
(02:57):
the Super Bowl Trophia Kickbacks. I can only imagine that
the way holding an oscar fields for actors after winning
is how I feel when I got that Red Solo
Cup in my hand with a few cubes and ice
and some cassets are going. It's on, yeho in it
all right? The Red Solo Cup does not get the
respect it deserves for the joy it has bought so
many of us, young and old, black and white, male
and female. It don't matter drop on a coops bombs
(03:19):
for the Red Solo Cup. If it's one thing all
of us have in common in the Divided States of
America is that whatever function we have in from Bob
the barbecues, gender showers, that I finally got this gorilla
oyster droppings out of my hair. That damn Red Solo
Cup is dead now. That Red Solo Cup had a
front row seat, all right to a great moment, just
like Red Solo Cups have had a front row seat
(03:40):
to a lot of great moments and a lot of
dumb ones. This is a dumb one because Lynn put
the gorilla pearl jam on the Red Solo Cup and
attached it to his lip because whatever is between his
ears and under his dredge and and and under that
dirty ass snap back, it told him he could just
lick it off alright. Three hours later, Lynn showed up
to the hospital with a red Solo cup stuck on
(04:02):
his upper lip. I hate it here now let's go
to w k b U CBS twenty seven for the report.
But I was there for maybe about a little over
hour two hours or so. Basically I had my pressure
rooms up. I mean I have was going through a
lot of distress also, and they did like a peeling,
uh basically a marsh and peeling, you know, to get
it off from man from my upper skin on my lip.
(04:26):
Basically all that has been torn off, you know. Okay,
let me translate, because once again some of y'all don't
speak nigger. All right. He took the gorilla glue, put
it on a red Solo cup and attached it to
his lip. Okay, because he wanted to prove that you
could just lick the gorilla glue off his lip. Let
(04:48):
me tell you something, Jealousy and envy are really the
root of all evil, especially on social media. This dude,
Lynn was just straight up envious of the attention Tessica
was receiving. People be so jealous and upset of the
attention folks received. It doesn't matter if a person is
going viral for all the wrong reasons. Folks will still
get upset that it's not them. This young lady, Tessica
(05:08):
started to go fund me, got thirteen thousand dollars, and
Lynn said, oh hell no, hold my beer in this
red Solo cup I'm going in. There was absolutely, positively
zero reason for Lynn to involve himself in this situation.
But what also scares me about this is that a
thirty seven year old man doesn't know the difference between
real and fake. A lot of y'all don't when it
comes to the Internet. This is a prime example of it. Lynn,
(05:31):
and I'm sure plenty of others thought Tessica was doing
this for cloud. She just wanted attention, okay, like all
these other digital d heads. So even though something was
actually real, you didn't believe it. But if something is fake,
y'all do believe it. Virtual reality has ruined folks natural discernment.
And now you got Lynn, who probably won't be able
to use his lips the same way he used to.
(05:52):
Ever again, he might even lose some of his upper lip,
and I must say, if that happens, he earned it.
See when you know on the appreciate what you have god,
the universe will take it from you. And do you
know Lenna's the same brother who was going in stores
licking ice cream doing that nutass ice cream challenge. Listen,
we saw that you're on Doctor Oz in regards of
the ice cream challenge, and then I'm looking on your
(06:14):
Facebook page. We do see that you're a rapper, and
many insinuate that you're doing these challenges to seek attention,
to boost a rap career, or even just to go viral.
So what are your thoughts on that? Well, I would
never want to stick no guerrilla glue to my lip
and have it stuck there and have to go through
all the situations I went through basically trying to of course,
everybody knows social media runs things right now, everybody's on
(06:37):
social media. It gets a lot of attention, and that's
what's going on. I mean, we do there's a lot
of different challenges, So I wouldn't say that I'm doing
it to boost my career because people start a new
challenge every day. I didn't think it was going to
go this far. Boiling Cardy and all said said they
do anything for Claude, ain't never lie. Now he's putting
gorilla prick liquid on his lips to prove a point.
(06:58):
Let me tell you something. You don't respect your mouth,
You don't respect your tongue, your lips. You want to
disrespect that part of your face, Well, let me take
some of it away from you. That's what the universe
is saying, all right, So so maybe you'll appreciate it
more once it's gone. And this Sunday is Valentine's Day, Lena,
If you got a girlfriend, a baby, mama, a wife,
(07:18):
I'm here to tell you that she deserves better. And
by better I mean a man with functioning lips, A
man who didn't have a red solo cup stuck to
his mouth this week, all right, because he wanted to
taste gorilla slong jelly. How are you gonna go down
on your woman's vagina lips when you don't have any
lips of your own? How are you even gonna give
you a woman sweet kisses on the lips on her face?
(07:39):
Why do you bleet me? I need to know you
can't describe when you're going downstairs? Well it's not I'm sorry.
I'm a good storyteller. Okay, let me try to say
that over there, you know, uh, your woman deserves better,
and by better, I mean a man with functioning lips,
a man who didn't have a red solo cup stuck
to his mouth because he wanted to taste gorilla sloan jelly.
(08:02):
Can I say that? Yes? How are you gonna perform
oral sex on your woman when your woman's lips down there?
When you don't have any lips up there? How are
you gonna even give you a woman sweet kisses on
the lips on her face when you don't even even
have any lips on your face? There? You go? Okay,
(08:24):
listen to the story you're saying, you nig is dumb
as an understatement. All right, this is really the world
we live in. And what's sad? These are the people
you all be catering to on social media when you
get online and you wait for folks to tell you
how to feel about things. These are the people you
are listening to. Okay, And guess what, all of y'all
gonna get what you deserve, every single one of you.
(08:44):
And right now, what Lynn Martin deserves is for remy
ma to give him the biggest he huh he ha
he ha. You're stupid, mother, are you dumb er. What
you're thinking about? What do you come talking to you? Who?
Who said I'm talking to you? So trigger? Why do
(09:05):
you get trigger? What's wrong? Talk about some guy's lips
and you start looking at me? What's wrong? Something wrong
with wrong? The draw man till me was wrong? What's
wrong with you? I feel fine? What's the climbate in here? Hot?
What's your you're kinking? Man? I knew it. You're right.
(09:26):
Donkey to Day is brought to you by the law
office of Michael s Lamming Saft. Don't be a donkey.
Dive pound to fifty on your cell and say the bull.
If you've been hurting the construction accident, that's pound too
five old from your cell and say the bull.
Now I've been called a lot of my twenty three years,
like Donkey of the Bay is a new wife. Yes,
talk to you today. For Friday February twelve, goes to
a Louisiana man named Lynn Martin lenn Is thirty seven
years old. I have no idea what he does with
his life, and I am quite intrigued to find out,
because whatever it is he does, he needs to do more. Okay,
he's clearly got too much time on his hands. Now
(00:25):
we all know the legend of Tessica Brown by now right.
Tessica Brown was the forty year old woman who ran
out of her usual hair spray and decided to use
gorilla glue spray adhesive, which caused their hair to become
stuck in place. Up and it's stuck, my ass. Okay,
I hear you, Cardy, But Tessica Brown proves up isn't
the only place things can get stuck because she was
(00:46):
trying to lay her hair down. Listen to Tessica, my
hair has been like this for about a month now.
It's not a choice. No, it's not a choice. Yo.
Look my hell, it don't move you what I'm telling me,
it don't move. It burns. Then they got some people
out there saying she did this for coke. Never I
(01:07):
put it on social media to get help. Now Tessica
was able to get the gorilla seeming removed after a
procedure was done by Beverly Hills based plastic surgeon Dr
Michael Obeying, okay, dropping a clue bomb for Tessica. I'm
glad you've got you got that out of your hair. Okay.
Now you would think that Tessica would be an example
to us all. I don't know how you all operate,
(01:30):
but I operate from the smart people learn from their
own mistakes. Wise people learn from the mistakes of others.
Model Tessica did that, so hopefully you don't have to
go through that. But yesterday I was reminded yet again
as to why I've been here on the Breakfast Club
for ten years, Monday through Friday, and every day at
eight oh four a m. Like clockwork. I never have
a shortage of people to give the credit they deserve
(01:52):
for being stupid. Because Lynn Martin, thirty seven years old,
decided that he had to see what that guerrilla Jives
was hitting for himself. Why did you want to rub
this gorilla baby battle on his lips well, because Lynn
clearly refuses to believe all women. Whatever story Testica was selling,
Lynn wasn't buying. Let's go to w k b U
CBS teven for the report. Please, I'm gonna sure you
(02:15):
got some grilla blue right here? Super blue rims. Why
so I'm gonna ticket, put on his cup, put in
my mouth. Then it's gonna be the licking and get
it all. It's easy. But that was actually line. Let
me hear Lynde again. I can't really understand. I don't
speak nigga like I used to live. What he's thinking.
Let me I'm gonna sure you got some grilla glue
(02:36):
right here? Super blue rims. Why I'm gonna ticket, put
on his cup, put in my mouth. Then it's gonna
be the licking and get it all? Because easy? Okay,
let me translate. So Lynn decided to take this gorilla
banana nut milk and apply it to a Red Solo Cup.
First of all the levels of nikotry in this story,
the Red Solo Cup. The Red Solo Cup is like
(02:57):
the Super Bowl Trophia Kickbacks. I can only imagine that
the way holding an oscar fields for actors after winning
is how I feel when I got that Red Solo
Cup in my hand with a few cubes and ice
and some cassets are going. It's on, yeho in it
all right? The Red Solo Cup does not get the
respect it deserves for the joy it has bought so
many of us, young and old, black and white, male
and female. It don't matter drop on a coops bombs
(03:19):
for the Red Solo Cup. If it's one thing all
of us have in common in the Divided States of
America is that whatever function we have in from Bob
the barbecues, gender showers, that I finally got this gorilla
oyster droppings out of my hair. That damn Red Solo
Cup is dead now. That Red Solo Cup had a
front row seat, all right to a great moment, just
like Red Solo Cups have had a front row seat
(03:40):
to a lot of great moments and a lot of
dumb ones. This is a dumb one because Lynn put
the gorilla pearl jam on the Red Solo Cup and
attached it to his lip because whatever is between his
ears and under his dredge and and and under that
dirty ass snap back, it told him he could just
lick it off alright. Three hours later, Lynn showed up
to the hospital with a red Solo cup stuck on
(04:02):
his upper lip. I hate it here now let's go
to w k b U CBS twenty seven for the report.
But I was there for maybe about a little over
hour two hours or so. Basically I had my pressure
rooms up. I mean I have was going through a
lot of distress also, and they did like a peeling,
uh basically a marsh and peeling, you know, to get
it off from man from my upper skin on my lip.
(04:26):
Basically all that has been torn off, you know. Okay,
let me translate, because once again some of y'all don't
speak nigger. All right. He took the gorilla glue, put
it on a red Solo cup and attached it to
his lip. Okay, because he wanted to prove that you
could just lick the gorilla glue off his lip. Let
(04:48):
me tell you something, Jealousy and envy are really the
root of all evil, especially on social media. This dude,
Lynn was just straight up envious of the attention Tessica
was receiving. People be so jealous and upset of the
attention folks received. It doesn't matter if a person is
going viral for all the wrong reasons. Folks will still
get upset that it's not them. This young lady, Tessica
(05:08):
started to go fund me, got thirteen thousand dollars, and
Lynn said, oh hell no, hold my beer in this
red Solo cup I'm going in. There was absolutely, positively
zero reason for Lynn to involve himself in this situation.
But what also scares me about this is that a
thirty seven year old man doesn't know the difference between
real and fake. A lot of y'all don't when it
comes to the Internet. This is a prime example of it. Lynn,
(05:31):
and I'm sure plenty of others thought Tessica was doing
this for cloud. She just wanted attention, okay, like all
these other digital d heads. So even though something was
actually real, you didn't believe it. But if something is fake,
y'all do believe it. Virtual reality has ruined folks natural discernment.
And now you got Lynn, who probably won't be able
to use his lips the same way he used to.
(05:52):
Ever again, he might even lose some of his upper lip,
and I must say, if that happens, he earned it.
See when you know on the appreciate what you have god,
the universe will take it from you. And do you
know Lenna's the same brother who was going in stores
licking ice cream doing that nutass ice cream challenge. Listen,
we saw that you're on Doctor Oz in regards of
the ice cream challenge, and then I'm looking on your
(06:14):
Facebook page. We do see that you're a rapper, and
many insinuate that you're doing these challenges to seek attention,
to boost a rap career, or even just to go viral.
So what are your thoughts on that? Well, I would
never want to stick no guerrilla glue to my lip
and have it stuck there and have to go through
all the situations I went through basically trying to of course,
everybody knows social media runs things right now, everybody's on
(06:37):
social media. It gets a lot of attention, and that's
what's going on. I mean, we do there's a lot
of different challenges, So I wouldn't say that I'm doing
it to boost my career because people start a new
challenge every day. I didn't think it was going to
go this far. Boiling Cardy and all said said they
do anything for Claude, ain't never lie. Now he's putting
gorilla prick liquid on his lips to prove a point.
(06:58):
Let me tell you something. You don't respect your mouth,
You don't respect your tongue, your lips. You want to
disrespect that part of your face, Well, let me take
some of it away from you. That's what the universe
is saying, all right, So so maybe you'll appreciate it
more once it's gone. And this Sunday is Valentine's Day, Lena,
If you got a girlfriend, a baby, mama, a wife,
(07:18):
I'm here to tell you that she deserves better. And
by better I mean a man with functioning lips, A
man who didn't have a red solo cup stuck to
his mouth this week, all right, because he wanted to
taste gorilla slong jelly. How are you gonna go down
on your woman's vagina lips when you don't have any
lips of your own? How are you even gonna give
you a woman sweet kisses on the lips on her face?
(07:39):
Why do you bleet me? I need to know you
can't describe when you're going downstairs? Well it's not I'm sorry.
I'm a good storyteller. Okay, let me try to say
that over there, you know, uh, your woman deserves better,
and by better, I mean a man with functioning lips,
a man who didn't have a red solo cup stuck
to his mouth because he wanted to taste gorilla sloan jelly.
(08:02):
Can I say that? Yes? How are you gonna perform
oral sex on your woman when your woman's lips down there?
When you don't have any lips up there? How are
you gonna even give you a woman sweet kisses on
the lips on her face when you don't even even
have any lips on your face? There? You go? Okay,
(08:24):
listen to the story you're saying, you nig is dumb
as an understatement. All right, this is really the world
we live in. And what's sad? These are the people
you all be catering to on social media when you
get online and you wait for folks to tell you
how to feel about things. These are the people you
are listening to. Okay, And guess what, all of y'all
gonna get what you deserve, every single one of you.
(08:44):
And right now, what Lynn Martin deserves is for remy
ma to give him the biggest he huh he ha
he ha. You're stupid, mother, are you dumb er. What
you're thinking about? What do you come talking to you? Who?
Who said I'm talking to you? So trigger? Why do
(09:05):
you get trigger? What's wrong? Talk about some guy's lips
and you start looking at me? What's wrong? Something wrong
with wrong? The draw man till me was wrong? What's
wrong with you? I feel fine? What's the climbate in here? Hot?
What's your you're kinking? Man? I knew it. You're right.
(09:26):
Donkey to Day is brought to you by the law
office of Michael s Lamming Saft. Don't be a donkey.
Dive pound to fifty on your cell and say the bull.
If you've been hurting the construction accident, that's pound too
five old from your cell and say the bull.
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