Donkey Of The Day: Maine Man Tries To Pay His Bail In Counterfeit $100s

Maine Man Tries To Pay His Bail In Counterfeit $100s

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You have to make the judgment who was going to
be on the Donkey of the day. They chose you
as the breakfast club bitch. Who's donkey of the day today? Wow?
Donkey of today for Thursday July one goes to Michael Dashestny.
Now Michael Deshesny is from Maine, Okay. And on Sunday morning,
at around five am, deputy's got a call about a
possible theft from a motor vehicle. Remember that's on five

(00:22):
o'clock in the morning. Where you gonna be? I don't
know who I think so for Bahama dear, even if
it's not your song to you this morning, good morning.
When they started the area and saw what they thought
was a possible suspect walking, so they stopped him, questioned him,
and determined that Michael Dashestny had nothing to do with

(00:43):
the original theft. All right, but Mr de Sesny did
have an outstanding warrant nonchalant, tropicalant, good morning, nonchalant okay.
But Mr Deny did have an outstanding warrant for theft,
so he got arrested for that warrant. Well, Michael let
him know he had enough money for bail, so the

(01:03):
bail commissioner was contacted immediately. I don't know why I'm
even telling you his story. Let's go to the Chlotte
Observer for the report. Police Michael d Squz was initially
stopped Sunday morning after being mistaken for a suspect and
another investigation. However, he's now facing charges including theft and forgery.
Around five am, deputy has got a call about a
possible theft from a motor vehicle. While searching the area,

(01:24):
Deputy Dwayne Faye located a possible suspect walking and stopped
to question him. Investigation determined that Michael d Skaz had
nothing to do with the original theft call and was
walking home after having an argument with a female friend,
but de Sczen had an outstanding warrant for theft. De
Skez was arrested on the theft warrant and granted an
immediate meeting with the bail commissioner after saying he had

(01:45):
enough money for bail. His money turned out to be
to counterfeit one dollar bills. Diskezen was denied bail and
returned to jail with the additional charge of forgery. Now
I would never claimed to be the highest grade of
weed and to just been street knowing I might a
scroll survenge. But what I do know that if I
get arrested, right, I get arrested for one charge and

(02:05):
I have to pay a bail, I don't think it
would behoove me to pay said bail with counterfeit money. Okay,
y'all have to stop making the N word of black thing.
Nigga's gonna nigg regardless of race, Okay, And that's what
this situation was. I'm telling you, we live in an
era where people are curating their own reality. Okay. Michael

(02:25):
really made himself believe that the counterfeit hundred dollar bills
he had in his pocket was real. Same way, y'all
wake up every day and play make believe about your
lives on social media. See the worst person you can
lie to it yourself. My daddy would always tell me
that when you lie, you're not lying to me, you're
lying to yourself. And Michael Deschesny clearly was lying to himself. Now.
He came back later, okay, according to the New York Post,

(02:46):
and posted bail with what is being described as authentic
US currency. But it was too late. You already got slapped.
With the forgery charge. Okay. The moral of the story
is some people are real, some people look good, some
people are fake, and some people are real good at
being fake. That really had nothing to do, if anything,
It was just a shot at the color of Envy's beard,

(03:08):
because that color, too, is his fake? Is the hundred
dollar bills Michael was using to pay his bail. Please
let me give Michael Dessessoni the biggest here. Heh heh.
You're stupid, mother? Are you dumb? All right? Well, thank
you for that dunk here today up next, ask five

(03:29):
eight five one oh five one. If you need relationship advice,
any type of advice, maybe work with a hater that
talks bad about you in lies about your beard and
won't let the record show. I'm not on zoom, but
I did see a glimpse of you on Instagram because
Nick's recording video. Boy, you got that black my te
bid shining for the car teller? What is it but solid?

(03:57):
You said you got mad on your face. I don't
know who mad is, Okay, but boy, that that color.
You're jealous. We had some good audio Charlottagne from the
other day. We need to make sure that's in the
system to What would I say, we'll play it next
when we come back. What did I say I don't
like off the cup? I said it didn't ask me.
We're gonna get it for you. Stay tuned for that. Alright,

(04:18):
it's the breakfast slog. Go Morning, Donkey to Day is
brought to you by the law office of Michael s
lam and Soft. Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two
on your cell and say the bull. If you've been
hurting a construction accident, that's pound two five old from
your cell and say the bull.