Donkey Of The Day: Mall Karen's Epic Meltdown Caught On Camera At Victoria's Secret

Mall Karen's Epic Meltdown Caught On Camera At Victoria's Secret

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The practice club. Bitches, Please tell me why was I
your donkey of the day. Hey donkey today? For Tuesday, July,
third team goes to Abigail Elphick. Boy, When I tell
you the Mandaids is heavy on this one, I'm talking
helmets on helmets on helmets. I mean. This is a
high fat condiment made from egg yolks, vinegan lemon juice
if I've ever seen one, If you ever wanted to
know why, too much goddamn Mandai's ruins the dish. This

(00:23):
is it now. I am a resident of New Jersey
or native of South Carolina, resident of New Jersey. All
my kids of Jersey born, except for my first one.
She was born in Manhattan. Here I go over Sharon again.
I'm saying all that to say in New Jersey, there
is a mall that my wife likes to frequent. She
used to frequent often, not as much anymore, and that
is Short Hills Mall. Angelie. Ye you're a frequent Yes,

(00:43):
I am visitor of Short Hills Mall just there last week.
How would you describe Short Hills Mall? Is it high end? Yeah,
it's very high end. It has a nemon markets. Has
they got the Herms store to Lewis the Channel store
restoration hardware at full starter. Yeah, high end stuff that
I can't pronounce, nor do I can't learning. I can't

(01:08):
pronounce none of that. Okay, I only care to pronounce
black owned luxury brands correctly. But Short Hills is a
high end mall. But this weekend they were infiltrated by
the ghetto. I mean, seriously, they might need to vaccinate
the whole mall because Abigail Elphick pulled up and displayed
a lack of class education and manners, I mean, just
dangerously ratchet as behavior. I am currently reading a great

(01:30):
book called My Grandmother's Hands, racialized trauma in the Pathway
to Mending Our Hearts and Bodies, and chapter seven discusses
exactly what we saw on Display and Short Hills Mall.
And that's white fragility, also the title of a great
book by Robin D'Angelo. Now, what did Abigail's ghetto ass do?
She's savagely, ferociously attacked and attempted to mall a black woman.

(01:53):
I don't want to miss this sister's name, but her
name looks like a story that's way too expensively. Short Hills,
I gioma you kina io when you can't. I think
Beyonce got that new you can to bag, don't she.
That's to tell far that knew that knew you kintore
not in yet. But Queen you kin was just trying
to buy some damn clean drawers. All she wanted with
some no show cheeky panties. Maybe some corded throng panties.

(02:15):
Maybe she was getting a five pack of cotton lace
waste cheeky panties. I don't know because it doesn't seem all.
I have a wife, Sorry that you don't, okay, but
I don't know what kind of panty she bought, because
it doesn't seem like she got the opportunity to do
this because she was bombarded by this thug named Abigail
elf Okay who was chasing her around the store and

(02:37):
then charged her with her hands open, ready to strike.
Oh Abigail chose violence for five hundred alex until she
realized that Queen you kint was recording, okay, recording the
whole exchange. Now, what happened when Abigail realized Queen you
kin't was recording, Man's all right, that's what happened, just man,
a spread all over everything in Victoria's secrets. Would you

(02:57):
like to hear the type of white fragility that has
been sending black people to early graves for years? Well, listen, no,
it's you, it's you are. Now you are. Oh my god,
you're Oh my god. Do you see this? I never
thought nothing like this would happen to me. She just

(03:18):
tried to run and hit me. And now she did?
You see all you saw? All right? They all slow.
Carrie had a breakdown. She tried to hit me. After
your workers, she tried to hit me. She tried to
hit me. Now I want to carry like you. Oh
my god, you please do I just came to get

(03:44):
my free panty. You know how you get the cube
on in the mill, and I gotta pick up my
Converse boots from north room. I don't know why this
this happening to me? No, why don't she walk away
from me? No? I was here? No, no, no, no,
we're not doing this. Well I don't I walk away
from her? Why don't she get away from me? She
could get away. Go wherever you want to go. You

(04:08):
keep lying saying I'm threatening you. So I'm recording to
protect myself. Yeah, you white brothay, y'all better get this
lady birthday, you white people. I'm so mad when that

(04:29):
coupon expires. And I didn't get my free panties for
Victoria's secret because she was firmly these panties. Please. I
love it. I love it. This lady's in geentleman, is
white fragility on full display. If you want to know
why some people push back on the concept of believe
all women, look no further than Abigail Elfic. Okay, those
are the same white tears that caused them it till
to be murdered, all right, because of Caroline Bryan, who

(04:50):
lied about them till sexually harassing her in the grocery story. Oh,
we talked about black wall screep being burned to the ground,
But do you know why? It all started? After an
elevator encounter between the seventeen year old white woman named
Sarah Page and a nineteen year old black man named
Dick Roland. It was alleged that Roland had assaulted Page
in the elevator, which he denied. But it didn't matter, Okay,
news of a black man's alleged sort of a white
woman spread like wildfire throughout the white community of Tulsa.

(05:13):
They formed a racial mob and burned black wallscreen down.
Abigail Elphick knew exactly what she was doing and why
she was doing it, because in America, whiteness means fragility. Okay,
white people, listen, only you can prevent forest fires. Okay.
I don't believe white people are inherently racist, but I
do believe this American system is inherently racist. And when

(05:35):
you are a white person who does things like this,
then you know that this and you know that this
system is inherently racist, then you are weaponizing your whiteness
against me. Therefore you are racist too. Now how do
we fix this? I don't know. Okay, she laid on
the floor like she was dead. I was like, why
is she laying on the floor, Because that's how whiteness works.

(05:56):
She was weaponizing her whiteness, her white fragility, against you know,
this dangerous black skin that this system possessed. Um, well,
it's crazy that nobody was doing anything nothing. She was
in there for like ten minutes, going off, and nobody
did anything. Nobody into Bene secured it in escort The
woman out I don't know how we fixed this. I

(06:18):
don't know, but my grandmother's hand to the book that
I referenced earlier has some answers. What should we do
in regards the white fragility? While I have a piece
of the audio version courtesy Audible, it's a couple of
minutes long, but I want to teach my white brothers
and sisters this morning. How do we solve white fragility?
I don't know, but listen. For centuries, Americans have lived
with a strange contradictory myth. Black bodies are incredibly strong

(06:42):
and frightening and can handle anything short of total destruction,
while white bodies are weak and vulnerable, especially to black bodies.
So it's the job of black bodies to care for
white bodies, soothe them, and protect them, particularly from other
black bodies. This myth has been reinforced by a secondary
fantasy because white bodies are so vulnerable to black ones,

(07:05):
when a black body is not subservient to a white one,
it must be destroyed, and because black bodies are nearly invulnerable,
that destruction must be swift and ruthless. A common form
of white fragility involves a strong and immediate defensive response
whenever a white body is challenged on the subject of
race and equality, or whenever the topic of race emerges.

(07:28):
This has inspired a contorted form of white self talk.
We white people are incapable of soothing ourselves and feeling
safe in the presence of black bodies. We are not
just physically vulnerable, we are also emotionally helpless when we
are around black bodies. White fragility is a reflexive protective response,

(07:49):
a way for the white body to avoid experiencing the
pain of its historical trauma inflicted by other white bodies.
Many white Americans need to be confronted for and compassionately
on their white fragility. Much of that fragility is a
trauma driven lizard brain defensiveness that quickly fights, flees from,

(08:10):
or freezes out all such caring confrontation. There is only
one way through this stalemate. White Americans must accept, explore,
and men their centuries old trauma around oppression and victimization.
Whiteness does not equal fragility. That's a dodge created by
white fragility itself. It's a way for white Americans to

(08:31):
avoid the responsibility of soothing themselves metabolizing their own historical
and secondary trauma, accepting and moving through clean pain, and
growing up, growing the hell up. Please let Cathy Griffin
give Abigail Elphick the biggest here. Please give this giant
jar of male the biggest he. Ha. Let's tell the

(08:54):
handling in on this too. I know she got he
That is way too much Dan Manna, Is Chris Rock
got anything to say? No that God damn it, you go, Chris.
That Chris talking to both Chris Donkey today is brought
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(09:15):
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