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July 13, 2021 6 mins

Man Calls Bomb Threat Over Missing McDonalds Sauce

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ships the prakfast club. Bitch, they just don't keep the
day today, well donkey today for Tuesday, June twenty nine
goes to a forty two year old man named Robert Gold,
which I remember when numbers like forty two in regards
the age used to look so old to me. And
today I'm forty three. My god, you tromp on a
clue bombs for me? Damn it. Now Robert Gold, which

(00:21):
is forty two years old, and he is accused of
calling in a bomb threat to a local McDonald's. Now,
there is never a good reason to calling a bomb threat, unless,
of course, there's actually a bomb. Now, I've heard stories
of party promoters calling bomb threats uh in on other
party promoters because their party wasn'tmpacked in the ardor the
other party was Not only is that a waste of

(00:42):
taxpayers money, it's a waste of cops and whoever else
responds to those calls time, and it's just grade a hate. Okay.
I witnessed that firsthand once, someone calling in a bomb
threat because their party was slow and the other club
was packed. And even after they did that, their party
still didn't get jumping. Okay, after You've don't paid money
to get in one club, You're not gonna pay to
get in another one, So it's a waste of time. Okay.

(01:03):
Now Robert Gold, which had thought otherwise, because he is
accused of calling in a bomb threat to the house
that Ronald McDonald built, the place that has served over
three hundred billion people, but most restaurants have an updated
to sign since the nineties when they had served over
ninety billion. The place where the biggest threat used to
be the Hamburglar, but now it's the goal which okay,
what about McDonald's can make Robert Gold, which is so

(01:25):
mad to call in a bomb there? I mean, it's
the home of an orio mcflurry. If the place that
serves the Oriole mcflury makes you mad, then you really
need to seek some therapy or something. I mean, I
know it's not the healthiest. But have you ever had
a hot foot Sunday from McDonald's. Have you ever had
a mcflurry from McDonald's. Well you probably haven't because the
ice cream machine is always broken, but if you can
get your hands on one, you will scream. Look at God.
But what set Robert Gold, which is often make him

(01:46):
want to call in a bomb threat on a venue
that has a play place. Let's go to w h
O NBC thirteen for the report. Police faces charges for
threatening to blow up a McDonald's because he didn't get
any dip sauce with his order. Police say Robert Goldwitzer Jr.
Called McDonald's Saturday after his order was wrong. They we're

(02:08):
not call. Investigators say he threatened to blow up the
restaurant and punch an employee. Goldwitzer was booked into the
Polk County Jail Saturday and released Sunday on bond. That
barbecue sauce is special. I don't like. I love that barbecue,
like the sweet and so sweet and sour. I mean,

(02:29):
you have to be a different kind of demon to
threaten to call in a bomb the McDonald's. Okay, Robert,
what about the kids in the playplace? They have to
evacuate out of the balls because you didn't get your
tangy bombacue sauce. Okay, the spicy buffalo sauce mean that
much to you. I listen, nothing worse than ordering the
tenpiece chicken nugget and they don't give you any sweet
and sour sauce. Okay, if there anyone out there who

(02:49):
actually doesn't like sauce with their chicken nuggets, anybody exactly.
I would be mad if I didn't get my different sauce.
But you wouldn't be mad. You wouldn't call it a
bomb threat. Thanks you. I know for a fact, Robert Goldwich,

(03:10):
it was projecting hurt. Okay, he projecting some type of
hurt he was experiencing, uh that day onto these McDonald's workings. Okay,
drama was brought up a good point. Robert was probably
having a bad day, you know what I'm saying. I
wanted something to make him feel good, so he went
for his comfort food. Okay, some chicken nuggets and some
hot French fries. Okay, and y'all forgot his honey mustard sauce.

(03:30):
Honey mustard sauce is good to them. Robert. I can
understand your pain and frustration, and I hope you get
some mick healing. But let me tell you something. There's
nothing in McDonald's worth going to jail for. Okay. Robert
is charged with a false report of an explosive or
insidiary device, and he was put in jail Saturday and
was out on Sunday. Here's the thing, Robert, the only

(03:51):
thing you should think about blowing up in regard the
McDonald's is the bathroom after you eat it. That's it.
That's all I got. Please give Robert gold with You're
the sweet sounds of the Hamletones. Youkey, Oh the day,
ye do, oh the day? What's he at the drive through?

(04:23):
And then you drive off and realize you don't have
the sauce. I don't look, they said, he called, he's
probably at the drive I hate when that because now
if you're at the drive through and you've left in
this traffic or there's a line and you don't feel
like going back, I could understand the anger and that
that's nothing worse than when you don't have your sauce
and you're gone, Like, how do you forget that? Would
you like to play a game much sauce? Okay, well,

(04:44):
let's play a game of guess what. Riz Robert Goldwin,
Sir forty two years old or did some chicken McNuggets
for McDonald's didn't get his sauce and didn't called McDonald's
and threatened to blow it up. Angela, Ye guess what? Razing? Yes,
definitely white, definitely white. Why do you say that because

(05:06):
in my high school it was always the white kids
they were calling the bomb threats when there's like a
test or something like that. What are the black kids
threat threatened to do you anything? Okay? Probably don't like
to call policeman not then I'm not calling the policeman's right, okay.
Robert Goldwinzer, forty two years old, order some chicken nugets
from MacDonald. Didn't get this sauce and didn't call ain't

(05:29):
the bomb threat? DJ vuest? What racy white? Wow? Why
are y'all so confident about can we even be thinking
about like bomb threats? Because you know, I'll be honest,
if it's a person, we're gonna come back and come
get out and then and if you have a problem
with it, then we're gonna shoot the five outside of

(05:49):
some some sauce. Well, I guess what. Both of y'all
are absolutely correct. Robert Goldwitzer is cacas when the one
of y'all set the ob course he's white because he
ain't got no sauce. We got the sauce. Shut up,
We black people got the sauce. Were a sass, Come on,
guides and gals, that's an easy one. We don't want

(06:11):
to think about your sauce. Donkey today is brought to
you by the law office of Michael s Lam and Sauce.
Don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on yourself
and say the bull. If you've been hurting a construction accident,
that's pound two five old from your cell and say
the bull.
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