Michigan Man Calls Police To Report Being Lost In The Woods After Breaking Into A Home
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's don't be a dunker because right now you want
some real It's time for Donkey of the Day. So
if we ever feel I need to be a donkey man,
did she get please? I had become Donkey of the
Day to practice club. Bitch, you're a donkey. I feel bad.
I really feel bad. No, I feel I feel bad
(00:22):
with We were talking about the quick game behind the scenes,
and we all finished it. We didn't realize our god,
Nick didn't finish it. I didn't tell you morning, he
didn't finish it. He walked out earlier, saying that, okay,
you can talk about school game when I lead around,
but we already spoiled it. That's right. Anyway, Donkey to
Day for Wednesday October goes to a forty three year
old man named Kevin William t Okay. Kevin is from
(00:44):
the Michigan area, and I swear in my old age,
I just be feeling sorry for people. I'm serious. I
used to come in here and just want to give
people to credit they deserve for being stupid. But when
I hear certain stories like this one of to Day,
I feel bad for Kevin because clearly, clearly something is wrong.
All right, we have to wreck of my eyes when
mentally someone is not what they need to be. And
I have empathy for those people. I just do because
(01:05):
I think something that just out of their control. Some
things are above them, and I feel, I truly feel
like this is one of those situations. Now, with that said,
Kevin is a home invader. Okay, if you wake up
in the middle of the night and a stranger is
in your house, does it matter what his or her
mental or emotional state is, They're probably getting shot. Okay,
well at least in my house. All right, now, I
(01:27):
will send him in his family healing energy after the fact.
But hey, that person made a choice to break it
into my house. I don't have time to figure out
if you know, if they're mentally unwell. Now, that has
nothing to do with the story I'm about to tell you,
Because Kevin broke into someone's house and he lived to
tell about it. In fact, he didn't just live to
tell about it. He lived to ask the police for help.
(01:48):
Uncle Shaala, Brother Lenard, what are you talking about? He
lived to ask the police for help? Have to breaking
into someone's house. Well, let's go the news net for
the report police from the catalog Pole responded to a
breaking and entering complaint at a home on West Ridge
Drive in Williamsburg. The homeowner reported she was watching television
(02:08):
in the living room when she saw a man enter
the room. She originally thought it was her husband, However,
when she realized it wasn't, she screamed. Her husband came
downstairs and told the man to leave. The trooper searched
the area and located the suspect, forty three year old
Kevin William Teague from Williamsburg, in the backyard of his
(02:29):
parents home nearby. When the trooper attempted to speak with Tigue,
he fled into the woods. Later that evening, Teague called
nine to report he was lost. When troopers arrived, Tigue
flagged them down, and he was taken into custody and
lodged in the Grand Travers County Jail. Tigue was reigned
for one count breaking and entering without permission and one
(02:51):
count resisting and obstructing police. He was given a one
thousand dollar bond and his next scheduled court appearances on October.
There's a phrase God watches over babies and fools babies.
Maybe it's possible, Okay, God is in the babysitter per se.
But he will give the mother to scrimp to hold
it down. But watches over not watches. It's a difference,
(03:13):
all right, the fool's part. I don't know about that
because Kevin, I don't know if that was God watching
over him or just the luck of the draw. Okay,
it's great Kevin didn't get shot in these people's house.
But why would God be involved in this? Why would
God have sent this fool all right to do the
break into someone's house and didn't have him run off
(03:34):
into the woods and get lost. And then this man
felt like he could just call the police because he
was lost, never mind the fact he just committed a
whole crime, never mind the fact he was in the
woods hiding because of a crime he just committed. I'm
gonna call the police and tell them I'm lost. You
don't think they're gonna have questions on why you just
randomly in the woods at this time of night. What
(03:55):
you're gonna tell them You're camping? Huh, you're hunting? Just
taking a walk, y'all? Do realize narcissism is considered a
mental disorder, correct, Because there's no way you commit a
crime and didn't think you are able to call the
police because you're lost if you're not a narcissist. All right,
I honestly I can't even continue this story until we
play a game of guess what raise it? Maybe this
(04:18):
will give us a better understanding of this situation. Kevin
william T, forty three years old, broken into someone's house,
lived to tell about it, fled into the woods, then
had the audacity, the unmitigated goal, to call one to
report that he was lost. Angela, Ye, guess what race? Yes, well,
(04:39):
I'm gonna have to say he is Caucasian. What makes
you say Caucasian asually? Well, you know we don't call
nine one one like that, And then you probably said
I didn't know you couldn't do that. In the words
of Dave Chappelle, Alright, Kevin william T, forty three years old,
broke into someone's house and fled to the woods, then
(05:00):
called to report that he was lost. DJ V Rashawn, Yes,
what race it? I'm destroyed on this one. Why are
you destroyed? All right? Because it's I'm in the middle, right,
I'm gonna tell you why right at first? Dominican, No,
I'm not Dominican black. But I was thinking black at first,
because I can see a black person getting stuck in
the woods and then hearing animals and being like nah,
(05:21):
fadam cool, and I would want to get out. But
if we did something illegal, we just we just try
to set in the woods, out with the bears because
we ain't calling no poet bears and being jail. Yes,
I gotta go with Caucasian. Okay, well I want to
lee And dj n V didn't know that, you bofark,
(05:42):
all right, Kevin Williams gets our Caucasian. He had to
call Gasony, the unmitigated white, privileged gall to break into
someone's house, running too the woods, get lost and then
call the police to help. And this bond is only
a thousand dollars for breaking and entering without permission and
resisting and obstructing police. And he resisted in obscrupting police
(06:04):
without getting shot. Well, if you just said that, I
definitely I know I didn't want to give that one away.
Please give Kevin william T the biggest he hall. A
matter of fact, let Kathy Griffin gets some of that.
Please give this giant garro male the biggest he he
(06:25):
That is way too much Dan Man, is there you
go any w are you good man? For the culture
He's talking Chris Rock Yeah, crack of rips, bro rips.
I don't care what y'all say. That slaps all right,
now up next ask five five one five one. If
(06:46):
you need relationship advice or any type of advice, call
ye right what what? What? Nothing? I'll tell y'all later.
He's so silly. I don't want to. I definitely wanted
to tell us later whatever it is, I don't want
to hear it on there. You know I don't get
talked by much. Okay, alright, it's a breakfast slogan. Morning.
What what? What? What? What? What? You wanna know? Baby
(07:07):
mama issues some words of wisdom? Call up now for
asking eight hundred five eight five one oh five one.
The Breakfast Club
Let's don't be a dunker because right now you want
some real It's time for Donkey of the Day. So
if we ever feel I need to be a donkey man,
did she get please? I had become Donkey of the
Day to practice club. Bitch, you're a donkey. I feel bad.
I really feel bad. No, I feel I feel bad
(00:22):
with We were talking about the quick game behind the scenes,
and we all finished it. We didn't realize our god,
Nick didn't finish it. I didn't tell you morning, he
didn't finish it. He walked out earlier, saying that, okay,
you can talk about school game when I lead around,
but we already spoiled it. That's right. Anyway, Donkey to
Day for Wednesday October goes to a forty three year
old man named Kevin William t Okay. Kevin is from
(00:44):
the Michigan area, and I swear in my old age,
I just be feeling sorry for people. I'm serious. I
used to come in here and just want to give
people to credit they deserve for being stupid. But when
I hear certain stories like this one of to Day,
I feel bad for Kevin because clearly, clearly something is wrong.
All right, we have to wreck of my eyes when
mentally someone is not what they need to be. And
I have empathy for those people. I just do because
(01:05):
I think something that just out of their control. Some
things are above them, and I feel, I truly feel
like this is one of those situations. Now, with that said,
Kevin is a home invader. Okay, if you wake up
in the middle of the night and a stranger is
in your house, does it matter what his or her
mental or emotional state is, They're probably getting shot. Okay,
well at least in my house. All right, now, I
(01:27):
will send him in his family healing energy after the fact.
But hey, that person made a choice to break it
into my house. I don't have time to figure out
if you know, if they're mentally unwell. Now, that has
nothing to do with the story I'm about to tell you,
Because Kevin broke into someone's house and he lived to
tell about it. In fact, he didn't just live to
tell about it. He lived to ask the police for help.
(01:48):
Uncle Shaala, Brother Lenard, what are you talking about? He
lived to ask the police for help? Have to breaking
into someone's house. Well, let's go the news net for
the report police from the catalog Pole responded to a
breaking and entering complaint at a home on West Ridge
Drive in Williamsburg. The homeowner reported she was watching television
(02:08):
in the living room when she saw a man enter
the room. She originally thought it was her husband, However,
when she realized it wasn't, she screamed. Her husband came
downstairs and told the man to leave. The trooper searched
the area and located the suspect, forty three year old
Kevin William Teague from Williamsburg, in the backyard of his
(02:29):
parents home nearby. When the trooper attempted to speak with Tigue,
he fled into the woods. Later that evening, Teague called
nine to report he was lost. When troopers arrived, Tigue
flagged them down, and he was taken into custody and
lodged in the Grand Travers County Jail. Tigue was reigned
for one count breaking and entering without permission and one
(02:51):
count resisting and obstructing police. He was given a one
thousand dollar bond and his next scheduled court appearances on October.
There's a phrase God watches over babies and fools babies.
Maybe it's possible, Okay, God is in the babysitter per se.
But he will give the mother to scrimp to hold
it down. But watches over not watches. It's a difference,
(03:13):
all right, the fool's part. I don't know about that
because Kevin, I don't know if that was God watching
over him or just the luck of the draw. Okay,
it's great Kevin didn't get shot in these people's house.
But why would God be involved in this? Why would
God have sent this fool all right to do the
break into someone's house and didn't have him run off
(03:34):
into the woods and get lost. And then this man
felt like he could just call the police because he
was lost, never mind the fact he just committed a
whole crime, never mind the fact he was in the
woods hiding because of a crime he just committed. I'm
gonna call the police and tell them I'm lost. You
don't think they're gonna have questions on why you just
randomly in the woods at this time of night. What
(03:55):
you're gonna tell them You're camping? Huh, you're hunting? Just
taking a walk, y'all? Do realize narcissism is considered a
mental disorder, correct, Because there's no way you commit a
crime and didn't think you are able to call the
police because you're lost if you're not a narcissist. All right,
I honestly I can't even continue this story until we
play a game of guess what raise it? Maybe this
(04:18):
will give us a better understanding of this situation. Kevin
william T, forty three years old, broken into someone's house,
lived to tell about it, fled into the woods, then
had the audacity, the unmitigated goal, to call one to
report that he was lost. Angela, Ye, guess what race? Yes, well,
(04:39):
I'm gonna have to say he is Caucasian. What makes
you say Caucasian asually? Well, you know we don't call
nine one one like that, And then you probably said
I didn't know you couldn't do that. In the words
of Dave Chappelle, Alright, Kevin william T, forty three years old,
broke into someone's house and fled to the woods, then
(05:00):
called to report that he was lost. DJ V Rashawn, Yes,
what race it? I'm destroyed on this one. Why are
you destroyed? All right? Because it's I'm in the middle, right,
I'm gonna tell you why right at first? Dominican, No,
I'm not Dominican black. But I was thinking black at first,
because I can see a black person getting stuck in
the woods and then hearing animals and being like nah,
(05:21):
fadam cool, and I would want to get out. But
if we did something illegal, we just we just try
to set in the woods, out with the bears because
we ain't calling no poet bears and being jail. Yes,
I gotta go with Caucasian. Okay, well I want to
lee And dj n V didn't know that, you bofark,
(05:42):
all right, Kevin Williams gets our Caucasian. He had to
call Gasony, the unmitigated white, privileged gall to break into
someone's house, running too the woods, get lost and then
call the police to help. And this bond is only
a thousand dollars for breaking and entering without permission and
resisting and obstructing police. And he resisted in obscrupting police
(06:04):
without getting shot. Well, if you just said that, I
definitely I know I didn't want to give that one away.
Please give Kevin william T the biggest he hall. A
matter of fact, let Kathy Griffin gets some of that.
Please give this giant garro male the biggest he he
(06:25):
That is way too much Dan Man, is there you
go any w are you good man? For the culture
He's talking Chris Rock Yeah, crack of rips, bro rips.
I don't care what y'all say. That slaps all right,
now up next ask five five one five one. If
(06:46):
you need relationship advice or any type of advice, call
ye right what what? What? Nothing? I'll tell y'all later.
He's so silly. I don't want to. I definitely wanted
to tell us later whatever it is, I don't want
to hear it on there. You know I don't get
talked by much. Okay, alright, it's a breakfast slogan. Morning.
What what? What? What? What? What? You wanna know? Baby
(07:07):
mama issues some words of wisdom? Call up now for
asking eight hundred five eight five one oh five one.
The Breakfast Club
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