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February 25, 2021 9 mins

Woman Robs Jacksonville Bank In Wheelchair, Arrested Only Two Blocks Away

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Breakfast Club, bitch donkey other day with Charlemaine the Guard.
I don't know what y'all keeping get you well, little
dude ball Okay, Not only am I getting them like this,
I gotta get Jacksonville to day. Okay, Donkey to day
for Wednesday February goes to a Jacksonville woman named ken
Yeta Gordon, sleut to everyone who listens to the Breakfast
Club one point three to beat in Jacksonville. Uh, salute

(00:22):
to the young man Quail P. Okay that record he
got out titled Charlemagne When the world officially opens back up? Uh,
you know, not like Florida open. I mean, you know,
like open open, not. I don't give an f open
back up, but opens back up so the rest of
us who don't take risk like you Floridians can move around.
When I come to the nine or four, I want
everybody to sing my name like Quail PR. I'm not responding.

(00:43):
Let's practice NB, say my name, Hey, yo, Quail P.
What's happening my brother? How you young Kane? What's happening? Nephew?
See how I ignored in because he didn't sing my
name the way I wanted him to Okay, but Quail
P did it right? Now? What did your uncle Charla
always say about Florida? The craziest people in America come

(01:04):
from the Bronx and all of Florida, And today once
again cruise all of us who noticed to be true
correct see ken ye To. Gordon was arrested and charged
with strong arm robbery and use possession with intent to
use drug parad familia. I personally don't think anyone who
gets arrested on an attent intent to use charge should
be sent to jail. They should be sent to a

(01:25):
rehab facility. But that's just my opinion and has nothing
to do with this story. Really, But what did can
yet to do to get arrested for strong armed robbery? Well,
according to police, she robbed the bank. Look, man, times
is hard and the slums we're from, I tell y'all
all the time, people are starving. Folks don't have time, okay,
to wait on these damn stimulus checks. Those stimmies taken
too long. Your stomach don't stop growling because the check

(01:47):
is on the way. Your your stomach stops growling when
you get that check, cash it, and now you've got
some bread to buy. Some bread to feed yourself. Okay,
not making excuses for this woman at all, because we
all make choices in life and have to be held
accountable for the consequences of our actions. And when you
rob a bank, nine times out of ten, you're going
to jail. I'm just simply trying to get you all

(02:07):
in the mindset of this woman. Okay. Now, whenever I
think about bank robberies, first thing I think about is
how much did they get get? Right? The second thing
I think about is how did they get away? What
was the getaway vehicle? There's literally nothing you can't find
online because I google Top ten getaway cars for robbing banks.
Let's run them down real quick. Number ten is the
nineteen thirty two Ford V eight. That's the old black

(02:28):
cars you see in all the old black and white movies.
Number nine is the Toyota Corolla. Number eight it's an ambulance.
See it's all about something that is fast, is something
that blends in. Nothing blends in like an ambulance. Number
seven is a Cadillac CTS V Wagon. Number six is
the Taxi yet again, another vihic blends right in. Number
five is the General Lee. You know, the bright orange
Dodge charge you the duke boys, you're driving dukes hazard?

(02:51):
You know that one? Number four is the Alpine armored
Cadillac Escalade. I don't know where you just find one
of those. Number three is the Porsche Cayenne Turbo s
number two with the Dodge charger SRT for speed. And
the number one getaway car for bank robberies is the
incas Hearing a PC. That's the big armor truck that
the swat team draft. No regular civilian is gonna have that,

(03:13):
so I don't even know why that's on there. But
the point of all these vehicles is either for speed,
are to blend in. Well, Knita must have been going
for the blending part, because she damn show wasn't going
for the speed. Would you like to know what her
getaway vehicle a choice was? Would you what is it?
Let's go to w j A X CBS forty seven
for the report police. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is releasing
the identity of a woman accused of robbing a bank

(03:37):
from her wheelchair. This is a new mug shot of
Kenyetta Gordon. Actually, news Jacks broke the news yesterday when
police say that a woman became angry while discussing her
account at the Region's bank in downtown Jacksonville. She's accused
of telling a worker that she was going to kill
everyone inside and that this was a robbery. She left,
they say, in a motorized wheelchair. After getting the cash.

(03:58):
She was arrested just a few block away. Stop. I
don't like what you go, rogue drop alright, Jesus, what
the Florida is going on here? All right, there's only
three people who could have truly gotten away with this crime.
One rolling with rolling ray okay to Snoop Dogg's character

(04:18):
and training day three Professor Charles Xavier, those are the
only three individuals who who could have gotten away with
robbing a bank in a wheelchair. Now, let me tell
you something. This is why Florida is full of brilliant idiots,
because robbing a bank in a wheelchair truly is the
best way to blend in, even if you don't really
need a wheelchair. If you roll in the bank, robbed
the bank, didn't roll out? Okay, all the block of

(04:41):
two alright, once you get up and walk, ditch the wheelchair.
Now you don't even fit the description of what the
bank tellers saw it's genius, alright. The sad part is
this woman didn't have a plan. I'm not encouraging people
to rob banks. No, I'm just saying, can you picture
a plan before you picture your self rolling into a

(05:01):
bank asking for a big bank roll and listen, just
because I have understanding of this woman's situation, meaning I
understand why she would be in the mind frame the
robber bank, simply because I understand the current economic condition
a lot of people are facing. It's easy to say,
can you should have just rolled with the puncher's life
was throwing at her, But no, folks is broke and

(05:22):
you can't tell people to just roll with it. Okay.
In life, we all have a role to play. But
sometimes what you're CASTI asked, is out of your control.
Remember when Kodak Black said he can't even roll in peace?
Remember that Wenna, because she's starting waiting on this damn
government to roll out these damn stimulus checks. By the way,

(05:42):
she's only thirty nine, Only thirty nine. I'm inspired by
people who keep rolling no matter their age. But she's
just thirty nine, and and and she she's at the
point where, even though she's disabled in a wheel just
she has to robber bank at thirty nine? Think about that?
Can you? I feel your pain? But even though I

(06:02):
feel your pain, I still have to give this story
to credit. It deserves to being stupid. But can you to?
I'm praying for you. I want you to get the
help you need for your drug problem because they found
a crack pipe on you. Yes, she was riding dirty
for real, But I'm telling you, can you? I want
you to get clean, put the bs behind you, and
one day, I promise you, the good times will roll.

(06:25):
Please give can you the garden? The sweet sounds of
the Hamletones? You are the dogkey? Oh the day? Yeah, dog,
oh the day? Ye are? We're not gonna play a game,

(06:46):
or you don't want to play a game? We're not
gonna do that. We're not gonna play a game. I
don't want to play. Well, I have no problem rolling
out a game off. Jes what race day? All right?
Here are the context clues? All right? I don't even
know if he's a contact clue. I don't even if
I use that correctly. But can you the garden? Jacksonville,

(07:07):
Florida robbed the bank in a motorized wheelchair. Oh you
want a description, I need description. You want a little
quick description. The description that the police were using. Hold okay,
this is the description. Hold on, let me see if
I can find it. Hold on, officers are looking for
an adult blank female thirty nine years of age with

(07:28):
short blonde hair. Oh, I got you now. We thought
it was easy. I thought it was easy, short blonde hair, cana,
I said, can you? Can you? You know that's how
you pronounced can you to Gordon Ramirez? Al right? Who
said Ramirez? I'm down for the profile and go okay,
Porto rico angelie. Are you sure you don't want to play?

(07:53):
I think it is a white man, white man man, okay, okay, alright, alright,
I see with take it? Uh. And I ain't telling
y'all whether you're all right or wrong. We're just gonna
leave this. Why didn't you ask me to sing your name?
You only ask um emmy? Well, I asked the same
mone Nay. I thought you want him to sing it?

(08:15):
He said, say it? You want to say? Say his name? Ahead,
go ahead, Quail P. I'm not telling you it's black three,
I'm not telling you alright. What can you interpretation? Shot
y'all guess figure out on your own, go do your
own research. I'm not telling you man, I agree with you.

(08:40):
That's what I saw, all right. That's the description that
I think its okay, alright asking he is next eight
on dread five A five one th five one. If
you need relationship advice, any type if advice, call ye.
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(09:01):
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