September 13, 2024 • 9 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Some Donkey today is just so themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I've been watching Charlotte man ready, I never heard.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Them donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes you are adult Charlotte Donkey of Today for Friday
February thirteenth.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh it's Friday the thirteenth. I don't care about that
no more. I used to not anymore. It goes to
a woman named Michelle Cobb k I think her name is.
I'm probably pronouncing her last name wrong. Listen, man, I
am reminded every day how hard it is for women
to find the right partner out here. Okay, I am
surrounded by some very very very very very very very
(00:48):
very single women. Okay, I'm talking about the type of
women that jd Vance uses to prove his childish cat
lady point. But it's not because they don't want a man. Okay,
it's not because they don't want to be in a relationship.
They just can't find the man. In full disclosure, it's
hard for me as an unk. Okay, it's hard for
me as an unk to these women. It's hard for
me as a brother to these women. It's hard for
(01:10):
me to feel sympathy for them because I know them,
and because I know them I can totally see why
they're single.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I totally understand.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Why they can't find anyone, why nobody wants to be,
why their relationships don't last.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I completely understand.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, But I also can understand why women be sick
of men. Okay, A lot of men need to go
through the work on themselves. That's why I be stressing healing.
I know a lot of women who refuse to even
date a man who's not going to therapy, and I
don't blame them, but some women like Michelle Cobka, some
women like Michelle Cobka are going to extremes to prove
that they don't need a man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Michelle Cobka has been diagnosed with objective philua. I ever
heard of that, anybody in the room. It's when you
develop an attraction to objects.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, because of this condition? Are you looking at me
with that? Michelle fell in love all right?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know, she fell in love with and I want
all my single friends, all my single you know what,
nieces and sisters to listen because there's other.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Options out here.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, Okay, Michelle fell in love with an airplane. Oh
not just any airplane, a Boeing seven thirty seven, eight hundred.
She says she's attracted to the plane's wings okay, the
plane's wing lets okay, and it's thrustess.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Michelle said, the plane got a big ass cock pit.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
She carried out a long distance relationship with the airplane,
but after nine years of flying high, the relationship has
come crashing down because Michelle and her Boeing seven thirty
seven eight hundred have finally broken up. I know you
all are listening to me, and you're saying to yourself,
uncle Charlah.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, if you don't believe me, Michelle was on a
reality show with her babe, so you could listen to
the story for yourself, let's listen.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Michelle's love of planes is known as objective failure, and
she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also
in love with inanimate objects, and that's just what's been documented.
Unable to fit one hundred and twenty nine feet and
six inches of seven three seven into her apartment, the
(03:13):
focus of Michelle's daily love is her models and the
life size scrap parts she buys online. Michelle has spent
some six thousand dollars on these seven three seven parts.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You judging, okay, but when the plane starts talking dirty
to you, saying things like, baby, I'm carrying a full
load and the passengers are ready to disembark, ooh, you
can talk back to the plane dirty and say, ooh, baby,
you want your being stuffed. Listen man. Michelle said her
biggest dream was to be married and live with the plane.
(03:48):
She says she sleeps with her darling every night, either
with real you know, components like the spoiler, the flap track,
bearing and tank valve are a five foot two model.
She said, intimacy as part of our relationship. I'm actually
kind of shocked they couldn't make it work because in
relationships there is going to be turbulence. Okay, seeing relationships,
everything starts out good, it's a smooth takeoff, but there's
(04:11):
gonna be points where a ride gets bumpy. That's why
you have to wear your seat belt on the plane.
You can't get up and go to the bathroom right now,
Sit here and figure it out what you're gonna do.
Get up, open the emergency door and jump out just
because things are getting rough.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You thirty thousand feet in the air, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, you are not going to be on cloud nine
every moment of a relationship, even if you were dating
a plane, and none of the single ladies I know
better be judging you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Bet.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I wasn't that. I didn't know you were single. I
wasn't even talking about you. Why are you jumping?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Why?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Why you? Why you did it? I had no idea
all of you. Okay, all, I'm simply saying that all
my needs.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
At least Michelle had somebody.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, She was with that plane for nine years. Okay.
My good friends could never or maybe they could, but
they got too many wants.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Okay, these checklists of what they need a man to do,
and you know, you know they they don't even check
off none of the boxes.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They looking for another's. I felt so bad for them.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
What you want in someone else, you must possess in yourself.
So imagine how fly Michelle must be that she ended
up with a whole plane as a sexual partner for
nine years.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She did what works for her, and for.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
The record, her and the plane have stayed on good
terms and the breakup wasn't too messy, And she said
her and the plane are still friends. That's good to
know that Michelle and the plane had a smooth landing.
Please give Michelle Copka the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh oh ye.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Good morning all my single nieces, Good morning all, my
good morning, all my single friends. Okay, there's just another
option out there for y'all. Okay, that's why that fan
will open, because God don't like ugly. There is another
option out there for y'all. Okay, that's what the p
all right, whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Option? All right? I want y'all to know this over.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How you feeling?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, man, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hey, Matc, come here, Mac, hit the wibble one time.
Hit the wobble one time, big man.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can't do the he lost weight.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Mac is concerned. Mac is concerned. He's concerned about the
single people.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They need. You got the singles war between the single
community and that lives matter community.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because you don't want you don't want this baby.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Just talked to stay with you. I was just I
was just concerned.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Est come on, this lady took to my high club
like literally, and it just made me think that the
way you was coming to the defense, that maybe you
was just upset that you wasn't getting any turbulence in
your middle seat.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But this came from love. I love you, came from love.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Person.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Why are you getting upset? I represented from my people,
and I just want to say.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Your people, at least at least a lot of the
single community only need a middle seat.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
We don't need multiple seats. She said.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Whoa, But it's obvious that ladies is getting bad because
y'all fall in love with all in adamant objects. You'll
fall in love with roses year, I'll fall in love
with plane.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's getting with objects like y'all.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Okay, turn a while we're off.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This is over over the last thing you fell in
love with. This is not about me. We're not doing it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Listen, man, you should fall in love with objects because
objects in the mirror are closer than they up here.
So that lets me know the objects. You will be
with an object before you be with a man. That's
what I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're gonna find it. You're gonna find somebody. You're gonna
find somebody. That's what I'm getting from a All right,
when we come back.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned Personal Injury attorney, Michael
the Bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the haunts.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
Some Donkey today is just so themselves.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I've been watching Charlotte man ready, I never heard.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Them donkey.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Say it again?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Yes you are adult Charlotte Donkey of Today for Friday
February thirteenth.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Oh it's Friday the thirteenth. I don't care about that
no more. I used to not anymore. It goes to
a woman named Michelle Cobb k I think her name is.
I'm probably pronouncing her last name wrong. Listen, man, I
am reminded every day how hard it is for women
to find the right partner out here. Okay, I am
surrounded by some very very very very very very very
(00:48):
very single women. Okay, I'm talking about the type of
women that jd Vance uses to prove his childish cat
lady point. But it's not because they don't want a man. Okay,
it's not because they don't want to be in a relationship.
They just can't find the man. In full disclosure, it's
hard for me as an unk. Okay, it's hard for
me as an unk to these women. It's hard for
me as a brother to these women. It's hard for
(01:10):
me to feel sympathy for them because I know them,
and because I know them I can totally see why
they're single.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I totally understand.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Why they can't find anyone, why nobody wants to be,
why their relationships don't last.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I completely understand.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Okay, But I also can understand why women be sick
of men. Okay, A lot of men need to go
through the work on themselves. That's why I be stressing healing.
I know a lot of women who refuse to even
date a man who's not going to therapy, and I
don't blame them, but some women like Michelle Cobka, some
women like Michelle Cobka are going to extremes to prove
that they don't need a man.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
See.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Michelle Cobka has been diagnosed with objective philua. I ever
heard of that, anybody in the room. It's when you
develop an attraction to objects.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Okay, because of this condition? Are you looking at me
with that? Michelle fell in love all right?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
You know, she fell in love with and I want
all my single friends, all my single you know what,
nieces and sisters to listen because there's other.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Options out here.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Okay, Okay, Michelle fell in love with an airplane. Oh
not just any airplane, a Boeing seven thirty seven, eight hundred.
She says she's attracted to the plane's wings okay, the
plane's wing lets okay, and it's thrustess.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Michelle said, the plane got a big ass cock pit.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
She carried out a long distance relationship with the airplane,
but after nine years of flying high, the relationship has
come crashing down because Michelle and her Boeing seven thirty
seven eight hundred have finally broken up. I know you
all are listening to me, and you're saying to yourself,
uncle Charlah.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well, if you don't believe me, Michelle was on a
reality show with her babe, so you could listen to
the story for yourself, let's listen.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Michelle's love of planes is known as objective failure, and
she's not alone. Over five thousand people worldwide are also
in love with inanimate objects, and that's just what's been documented.
Unable to fit one hundred and twenty nine feet and
six inches of seven three seven into her apartment, the
(03:13):
focus of Michelle's daily love is her models and the
life size scrap parts she buys online. Michelle has spent
some six thousand dollars on these seven three seven parts.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
You judging, okay, but when the plane starts talking dirty
to you, saying things like, baby, I'm carrying a full
load and the passengers are ready to disembark, ooh, you
can talk back to the plane dirty and say, ooh, baby,
you want your being stuffed. Listen man. Michelle said her
biggest dream was to be married and live with the plane.
(03:48):
She says she sleeps with her darling every night, either
with real you know, components like the spoiler, the flap track,
bearing and tank valve are a five foot two model.
She said, intimacy as part of our relationship. I'm actually
kind of shocked they couldn't make it work because in
relationships there is going to be turbulence. Okay, seeing relationships,
everything starts out good, it's a smooth takeoff, but there's
(04:11):
gonna be points where a ride gets bumpy. That's why
you have to wear your seat belt on the plane.
You can't get up and go to the bathroom right now,
Sit here and figure it out what you're gonna do.
Get up, open the emergency door and jump out just
because things are getting rough.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
You thirty thousand feet in the air, that's not gonna work.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, you are not going to be on cloud nine
every moment of a relationship, even if you were dating
a plane, and none of the single ladies I know
better be judging you.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Bet.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
I wasn't that. I didn't know you were single. I
wasn't even talking about you. Why are you jumping?
Speaker 5 (04:41):
Why?
Speaker 3 (04:42):
Why?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Why you? Why you did it? I had no idea
all of you. Okay, all, I'm simply saying that all
my needs.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
At least Michelle had somebody.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
All right, She was with that plane for nine years. Okay.
My good friends could never or maybe they could, but
they got too many wants.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Okay, these checklists of what they need a man to do,
and you know, you know they they don't even check
off none of the boxes.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
They looking for another's. I felt so bad for them.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
What you want in someone else, you must possess in yourself.
So imagine how fly Michelle must be that she ended
up with a whole plane as a sexual partner for
nine years.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
She did what works for her, and for.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
The record, her and the plane have stayed on good
terms and the breakup wasn't too messy, And she said
her and the plane are still friends. That's good to
know that Michelle and the plane had a smooth landing.
Please give Michelle Copka the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Oh oh ye.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Good morning all my single nieces, Good morning all, my
good morning, all my single friends. Okay, there's just another
option out there for y'all. Okay, that's why that fan
will open, because God don't like ugly. There is another
option out there for y'all. Okay, that's what the p
all right, whoa.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Option? All right? I want y'all to know this over.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
How you feeling?
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Man?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, man, this is crazy.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That's crazy.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Hey, Matc, come here, Mac, hit the wibble one time.
Hit the wobble one time, big man.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
You can't do the he lost weight.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
Mac is concerned. Mac is concerned. He's concerned about the
single people.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
They need. You got the singles war between the single
community and that lives matter community.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because you don't want you don't want this baby.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Just talked to stay with you. I was just I
was just concerned.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Est come on, this lady took to my high club
like literally, and it just made me think that the
way you was coming to the defense, that maybe you
was just upset that you wasn't getting any turbulence in
your middle seat.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
But this came from love. I love you, came from love.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Person.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Why are you getting upset? I represented from my people,
and I just want to say.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Your people, at least at least a lot of the
single community only need a middle seat.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
We don't need multiple seats. She said.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Whoa, But it's obvious that ladies is getting bad because
y'all fall in love with all in adamant objects. You'll
fall in love with roses year, I'll fall in love
with plane.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
It's getting with objects like y'all.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Okay, turn a while we're off.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
This is over over the last thing you fell in
love with. This is not about me. We're not doing it.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Listen, man, you should fall in love with objects because
objects in the mirror are closer than they up here.
So that lets me know the objects. You will be
with an object before you be with a man. That's
what I'm getting.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
You're gonna find it. You're gonna find somebody. You're gonna
find somebody. That's what I'm getting from a All right,
when we come back.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned Personal Injury attorney, Michael
the Bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to bull dot com. That's Michael to
bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the haunts.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club
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