Curtis' Cooking Commotion

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mm hmmm.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm just checking my bid here on the Ferris.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Buellers how much money you put on there.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It won't let me bid because I don't have one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars. What did you do yesterday, Curtis?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I thought I thought you had told us you were
out of your cooking stage, because there for a while
you were ordering new pans and you were cooking, and
all of.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
A sudden, I think that Today Show sucked at it.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yeah, well, you're right, this Today Show, because I was
trying to get my life back together.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Yesterday I was, and the other.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Days lady on the Today Show was cooking like chicken
pacada and it looked like a fun meal to cook,
and I was like, Okay, I think I should, you know,
try to make this. I can get back into the
cooking game. And I haven't used that cast iron, you know,
skillet that I have, so let.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Me go ahead and just make it. Okay. And so
what my behalf forgot was.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
How to turn the vent fan on and when you
started cooking all this stuff, because you know, when that
stuff starts sizzling, you put the meat on there smokes
everywhere and I ended up setting off my smoke alarm,
and it's very loud, and I got other people in
the building and all this stuff, and I kept trying
to turn it off. It kept going back on, and
so now I'm trying to cook, and you know the

(01:15):
stuff is timed. You have to go like flip stuff
and take stuff off and put stuff back in the pen.
I'm trying to navigate, bouncing to turn this thing off,
opening the door to get the smoke out. It's people
walking past looking trying to look at my condo, trying
to see what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Did you have the door open? Well, I had to
open the door to get smokeout some of the smoke out.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I've got this visual of you with the door wide open,
smoke everywhere. You got neighbors out there, like, what is
he doing? Well, it looks like he's trying to turn
the alarm off, but it also flip a piece of
chicken out at the same time.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
The trying to peek in, but politely. They ain't ask
no questions.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Well, they were wondering if they need to grab their
stuff and get out.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I know you keep weird hours. I hope you weren't
doing this like midnight. No, this was before midnight. This
was not much better. It was like ten o'clock.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Oh, my god, ten o'clock at night.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You're disturbing chick cottage at night and trying to set
the building on fire.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh my gosh, it all it all turned out.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Little bit showed me a picture of it. It looked
really good. Oh that does look good.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Well, if I could see it through the smoke.