Episode Transcript
Jokes are bad jokes. It's sad, but it's true.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
If you love your dad's jokes, the joke is on you.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I mean, we gotta do dad jokes today because Father's
Day is on Sunday. We got a couple here on
the text earlier this morning. Let's see Richard at North
Palm Beach dad joke Father's Day edition. What did the
grape say to her dad on Father's Day? The grape
h thanks for thanks for raising me?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Tulsa Todd checked in earlier with this dad joke. I
was talking to my anesthesiologist before my surgery. He asked
me if I wanted to be knocked out with gas
or hit me over the head with a paddle. It
was an ether or situation or like a yea or yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Ah got it. I got a Father's Day related one. Okay.
How does Darth Vader his toast cooked on Father's Day?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Mmm? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
On the dark side.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
On the dark side, I like that one. One. Fo
Hi Mote Seally Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Who's this?
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hey, Good morning Moe.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
It's Andy.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Andy? All right?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Andy, give us your dad joke? All right?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Why do clumsy farmers make good DJs?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, I feel like I knew this one.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I don't know, because they're always dropping the beach, dropping.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
The beats, oats like the clumsy okay, dropping the beats.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Okay, all right, yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
I don't hate it.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Either, I got it. Back up? Okay are ghosts? Why
are ghosts such bad liars?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Because you can see right through them?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You got it? What do you call James Bond taking
a bath?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
James Bond taking a bath? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Bubbalo seven butteral.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I like that one.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You got Curtis on that one.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
All right, you guys have a great Father's Day weekend.
Everyone you do. By Andy, thank you
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