FloriDUH: Little Caesars

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Sally Morning Show at the home of the work Day,
Payday about twenty four minutes away from a keyword and
your chance to win one thousand dollars thirteen chances for
you to win the money today.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
And who couldn't use a thousand bucks right now?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Really?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
I mean for groceries, just pay some bills, Starbucks cup,
Verista cups.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Yeah, holiday shopping, I mean right now, you need the
money and we've got it for you. So make sure
you're listening at nine o'clock this morning. Also, don't forget
our Toy Drive tour kicks off on Saturday, all right.
We're collecting toys for Toys for Tots and we're gonna
be at Dorse Italian Market and Bakery at North Palm
Beach from one to four this Saturday. Thanks to Earl

(00:42):
Stewart Toyota. They've got the big red Tundra trucks and
we're gonna put toys in that truck. That's our goal
is to fill up that truck. Nice truck, by the way,
it is nice. So we're gonna be there from one
to four at Dors Italian Market and Bakery and North
Palm Beach. Drop by and see us and you can
experience the Doris shopping you know, experience.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
We were there yesterday, we were now.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
If you can't make it by Doris on Saturday night,
we're going to be at the Earl Stuart Toyota twenty
twenty five Live Concert Series at Abacoa. It's a free
concert with two awesome tribute bands, tributes to David Bowie
and Duran Duran. Again, that's a free concert. Just bring
a new unwrapped toy and we'll put it in the
big red truck. And that's I think that starts at

(01:25):
seven point thirty in Abacoa on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (01:28):
It's gonna be nice.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
So you've got two chances to drop off toys on
Saturday for the Mow and Sally Toy Drive Tour of
twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
All right, we have Flora Duh stories to get too.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
So a seventeen year old drove onto a golf course
in New Samurna Beach, Florida and did donuts on the course.
It's the Club Venetian Bay golf Course. Nice course, right, Okay,
So the kid confessed that he did it. He said
he did it because he was bored. And there's just
nothing else to do at two thirty in the morning.
Here's one of the arras Officers.

Speaker 5 (02:00):
Keller, seventeen year old high school student, confessed to cause
him the damage because they were bored. Didn't think there's
anything else to do with two thirty in the morning.
I use a line that my grandmother relaid on me.
Nothing good happens after ten o'clock at night.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's such a lie. I've had so much good things
happened to me after.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well, that was his grandmother. I think they've moved the
time off the time. Yeah, I may have been moving well.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think some people say after two am, right, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
That was two thirty, one hundred and sixty thousands of damages.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Is he on the hook for all of this?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh yeah he should be. Yeah, he should have to pay.
Parents are so proud. Oh he should have to pay
every bit of that.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That is the thing that teenagers do. I'm just sorry.
That's We used.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
To master Ronald golf courses in my high school. Oh wow,
when we were young.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
If I was oh, you know what, if I was
wearing a belt right now, would take it off.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
We'll just go back in time and whip your.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Button teenagers end up a small What do you want?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
My other story is a twenty one year old woman
in Palm Harbor, Florida, was caught super speeding one hundred
and seven miles per hour. That's what she was going
when she got pulled over and the officer asked her
why she was driving so fast. She said she was
trying to make it to Little Caesar's Pizza Pizza before
they closed.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
And then when how fast was she going?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
One hundred and seven miles an hour?

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Little Caesars is never that important.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Her name is Yasmin, and she actually called into a
radio station and explained why why she was speeding.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
So I literally had like fifteen minutes to get there.
I didn't even feel like one hundred and seven. It's
just like I was driving to get so I was hungry.
When they pulled me over, I'm like, oh my god,
am I getting pulled over? He literally got me in
the middle of the road and he got to my
window was like get out.

Speaker 3 (03:53):
So she was not aware she was going. You need
to not be driving, You need to not be doing
a whole lot of anything.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Maybe that's that's about.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
The dumbest woman I've ever heard. Maybe that's why she's
speeding to get to Little Caesars before it closes. She
gets pulled over, and then she confesses everything on a
radio stage over one.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Hundred is beyond speeding. That's like, that's wow, going light
speed down to me, I didn't realize it in this
shock that you're getting pulled over.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
It must be like the best Little Caesars ever.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
But I mean the go to, I mean, how dumb
are you?

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You don't know the go to is? Oh listen, diarrhea.
I am trying to get home.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, you say you're trying to get to Little Caesar's
before they close. That woman is stupid, and that right
there is the epitome of Flora Dah for sure