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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm Old Sally Morning Show. Thanks for kicking off your
Monday with us here on Today's Cool one O five
to five. It is hot mess Monday in plain English.
This is a mess. We heard about Curtis's hot mess.
We got this on the talk back from Tracy and
Jupiter her hot mess.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Oh my god, I am a hot mess because I
told my daughter that I was gonna do her hair
for prom. She wanted to get her hair colored, and
I've got experience. I do my own hair. So I
did her hair and it's hairble. It came out awful
and I'm freaking out for her, and I am a
mess kitten.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Yeah, thanks a lot, Mom, you done messed up my hair.
Now I gotta wear a hat, prop or a wig.
You know what. I was a little bit of a
hot mess on Saturday night because we had a weekend.
We went out to dinner with friends on Friday nights,
got up and played golf on Saturday. I told Sally

(00:56):
I sent her a text from the golf course. They said,
listen before we go to Hope Sam, because we were
going up to you know, with some friends, our neighbors
were going up to Hope Sound to have dinner, and
I said, I'm going to need like a snack and
a nap when I get home. And she was like, oh,
good luck on that nap. You know, we're leaving like
at two thirty or three, no time for no time.
So I was exhausted. So we got up to our

(01:17):
friends and Hope sound and I hadn't even had dinner yet,
and I'm nodding, He's fading. I'm fading. I'm just like,
this isn't good. He's going to fall asleep before we
even have dinner. But then we you know, I had
some wine. Our neighbors were driving. I had some wine,
and uh. I think by the end of the night,
I was that guy. I was like, I love you guys,

(01:37):
my lord. I was. I just remember that. I was like,
I love you guys. You're such great friends. I love you. Man.
I can't even look you in the face. You lost
your retainer, Well you found it, yeah, but then you
dropped the retainer case in the toilet and you want

(01:59):
to talk to me about missus. I can't believe you
found it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
That's amazing to me.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I was just, uh, yeah, and you found it on
the ground. I was I was hoping you'd go back to,
like a bar where you got a drink and your
returning to be sitting there. They haven't roped off like
nobody touched this special all right hot Mess Monday one
triple eight four one five one oh five five
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