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I've always thought the colleges should beon the hook for a part of whatever
student loan they receive for the student. They have to have some skin in
the game to make sure that thestudents are using it wisely. Why is
it the ABC news feed during thebreak is calling the protest pro Palestinian instead
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of anti Semitic, which is whatthey are at. They're also pro Hamas,
they've been arguing. I mean,they've been yelling that they are pro
Hamas. I find that talk aboutinteresting because I was going to avoid.
I was going to ignore, notavoid, I was going to ignore the
text message because this guy is justwell, I would say that he's a
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pain in my ass, but Ijust really don't care. So there's that
he writes, this is Goober numbersixty seven fifty eight down in the seven
one nine area code, and he'salways got something really insane to say.
This one is Mike. I lovehow it's always quote riots with you s
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word sticks when you don't agree withthe premise of the protest, and then
a laughing emoji and a clown emoji. Hm. I would call the burning,
the attacking, the pushing of cops, the refusal to leave and disperse
when you're supposed to. I wouldcall that a riot. Yeah, I
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would call it a riot. Nowgood the number of a six seventy five
eight. I have looked on manyoccasions to figure out a way to block
you, and I still make becauseI just feel like crap today. I
may do that today, But thenI think, but you know what,
sometimes your text messages are really good. I wonder sometimes if you're not just
a foil because you can't be thisstupid. Now, well, you know
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what, maybe you are. Maybeyou are this stupid. Maybe you're watching
us going on in at NYU andColumbia or Yale or everywhere else, and
you're going, huh that Michael Brown'sgonna call these a riots. And look
at that nobody's doing anything while they'rejust sitting cross making and the yoga stands
just singing kumbay yaw. Yeah that'sall they're doing. Uh huh, Yeah,
God, you're an idiot. Butso far this year has really been
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a mess. I mean we're onlyfor we're not quite four months into the
end of the year. Think aboutthis. The President of the United States
was born before the advent of television. He was born before the advent of
credit cards. He was born beforeJonah Sauk invented the polio vaccine, And
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now Joe Biden's brain is a rapidlycrusting nugget of just mush, absolute mush.
I want. I really vacillate betweenwatching him at these events and on
the one hand, feeling sorry forhim, and then I immediately don't feel
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sorry for him because he and hisfamily are choosing to do this. But
then I think about, you know, if I'm watching this video of Joe
Biden at the Sheets convenience store andhe can't close a cardboard box, so
he just walks away. Fortunately therewere any little girls around. I guess
he could have sniffed the little girls, but he just walks off and leaves
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the stuff there. Secret Services.The only people inside the Sheets, seems
was Secret Service, nobody else.Now, any good White House advanced team
will have not only the people behindthe counter to serve the president because that's
a photo op, but then youhave somebody there standing next to the President
as he's buying whatever he's buying,because now he can pull out his money
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clip if he knows how to countcash, and he can't actually buy those
people something like an ice cream conebecause he loves that chocolate chip, whatever
does that he likes, kid,And after he couldn't fold that box,
He's like, I'm gonna go geta milkshake and just starts walking off.
His walks off, just wanders off, you know, it just wanders off,
like if the Secret Service wasn't there. I really think he would wander
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off into the Pennsylvania Woods and wenever see him again, which you know,
I don't want to. I'm nottrying to wish anything bad here but
might not hurt the country. Andthen you've got Trump almost as old as
Joe Biden chronologically, but biologically hisage is probably kind of like mine,
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twenty twenty five years younger than whatmy chronological age is. Trump's kind of
got it together. Everybody talks abouthow Trump's falling asleep in the courtroom.
Are you kidding me? Have youever been in a courtroom and the lawyers
are droning on and on and onand on about something and you just don't
give a a sq word about Andpretty soon now I understand the courtroom is
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cold. So but I'm sure Iwould fold my arms, I would close
my eyes, and I would havebecause I have this horrible habit when I'm
on a plane of folding my armsand if I don't get the seat recline
just right now, I only dothis if I'm in business for first.
If I don't get the seat reclinedjust right, my chin fall down to
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my chest and wake me up.I'm such an idiot. So yeah,
you go to a court room.Are you coming in here? And say
with me? You'll fall as It'sjust like Dragon. You and Dragon just
fall asleep in no time. Imay or may not have fallen asleep during
the show at a time or twoover the past couple of years, and
I would be actually disappointed if youhadn't fallen asleep. Even though I am
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arguably the most talented and entertaining andexciting person you've ever worked with in your
entire life, I still understand thatsometimes back there kind of gets hot.
It's not good air circulation, andyou kind of get you know, that
beard kind of kind of inhibits theoxygen from getting into you. You're so
sick, you're delusional. I amright now. All I'm doing is looking
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at the clock, thinking when doesten o'clock get here, because I just
don't know if I can keep doingit. I think about, let's go
back to twenty twenty four. It'sjust backcrab crazy. Ivy League campuses are
now openly anti Semitic, and thepeople who screamed about tiki torches in Charlottesville
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would like you to stop bringing itout, quit mentioning it. Well that's
what Biden did. You know,Well, what was that clip we played
yesterday? Yeah, you know thesethese protesters, Well there are some,
you know, they need to stopthat. There's some really find people over
there too. I mean, itwas essentially what he said, if you
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if you go to the grocery store. I'm so tired of tammer going to
the grocery store and then coming back, and of course I know I'm going
to hear it like, oh mygod, you wouldn't believe a quick trip
to the grocery store triggers sticker shockand what can you do about it?
Stop eating? I guess we're offeredinfinite, infinite hours of streaming entertainment.
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You know. One of the thingsthat I freely confess I did when I
was flying to Europe and back becauseit was such a short turnaround. Was
I spent I may I paid forthe WiFi for the entire trip, and
I just surfed. I just surfed. And by the way, if you
haven't seen my top ten things thatbugged me about Facebook, This over on
Facebook. It's kind of insanity,total insanity. Taylor Swift. Yeah,
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I'm gonna mention Taylor Swift. Shereally wants you to know that she hates
herself almost as much as she hatesyou. I think, so just rehashing
old tracks that haven't been used.So let's just throw them into an album
and send it out and we'll sella bazillion of them. Yeah. So,
all in all, twenty twenty foursucks now Speaking is just a humble
talk show host who actually gets paidto follow the news. It's for me
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anyway. It's more than a job, it's a career. I love it.
I have no intention of stopping it. I even came in here this
morning. Yeah, you should showsome gratitude for that. I know you
won't, but you should. Everyonce in a while, though, I
come across the story that renews myfaith in humanity, a reminder that mankind
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has blinkered and bass actwards at bassawkwards. As we are, we're still
capable of greatness. A glorious dreammade manifest. I saw this last night,
and I was like, I didn'tsay it out loud because I knew
that a certain spouse would scream atme about no, you're not. But
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have you seen the robot dog thatshoots fire? Have you seen that dragon?
I did buy one. You wantto? Of course, I want
a robot dog that shoots fires sobadly. That little feller is called the
Frminator really leaning. It's kind ofthat that's really leaning into the dystopian vibe.
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And he was made by a companycalled throw Flame. Great names right,
Terminator, throw Flame. They makeflamethrowers. I've always wanted to flame.
Actually I've always wanted the Bazuka,but I'll take a flamethrow instead,
which apparently you can buy online.I confess I did not know I could
buy a flamethrower online. We're gonnastart to go fund me because excuse me,
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I'm sorry, but I want Iwant a robot dog flamethrower. They've
got a website, they've got anex Twitter account, they got everything.
I didn't know. I didn't knowits legal as to purchase a flamethrower over
the internet. My god, ColoradoDemocrats, Marxist you need somebody introduce a
bill quick stop this because somebody likeme, somebody like Dragon, may actually
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buy a flamethrower over the interwebs.You need to introduce legislation to stop this
right now, come on, bea true Marxist. God. Sometimes democrats
are so stupid. You gotta leadthem. You gotta lead them by the
nose. Now, I have alittle bit of anxiety about our society leaping
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headfirst into what's really a fully automatedfuture. We depending on you know,
a cafe or a restaurant. Welet machines wash our dishes. What we
do it at home too, forthat matter. We let machines automatically wash
our clothes. And then they startedthreatening our phony bloonney office jobs. Yeah
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you're you're not a necessary employee.So we're still reeling from COVID. Yeah
you're unnecessary, So just move along. But if this is where we're headed,
why not have some fun with itwhile we still can. I've always
been in favor of robots cooking myfood. Why I'll let them cook Some
terrorists as well. One of ofthem cooked some you know, some some
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dirt bags that are attacking me asI walk down Broadway, just walking along.
I got I got my two limburgersover here on my right side,
and I got my robot flamethrower dog. What we need a name for my
flamethrower dog dragon, I've got huh, sparky, Sparky. It's kind of
okay, but it could be better. So I got Lena and Greta over
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here, the two limburgers, andthen I got Now, I'm gonna have
to teach them just like hunting dogs. I'm gonna have to teach them not
to panic when the robot dog startsto shoot the flames out. That's just
part of life. It's okay,don't worry about it. So any names
you have for my robot flame throwingdog, let me know. Bottom line
is, even today, I feellike it's gonna be today, But we're
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gonna die eventually, you know.I mean, let's be honest. Do
you ever think about that? Weare all going to die eventually? So
do you want a boring death orwould you rather get roasted alive by some
scampering robot dog that comes and attacksyou as you walk down the street.
I know my answer, Yeah,because I want to. I wanta have
a flamethrowing dog too, And nowwe're gonna have a battle royale on Broadway
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or maybe over from Federal Boulevard.Yeah, I don't. Is it illegal
in Denver to fire up a flamethrower? Maybe? You know what,
I could do it because I'm justtrying to clean the streets of the garbage.
I'm trying to burn the garbage that'sin the gutters. In fact,
I could do it down twenty fiveand seven. No, no, no,
no, no. Much better useis in the winter time when you
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don't want to shovel the dragon.Oh, yes, there you go.
Yes, and you don't have togo outside. I bet you can program
it to just kind of go upand down, up and down, or
back and forth or back and forth, and maybe if you put a camera
on you could just watch it mandragging you. You're pretty smart. Pretty
smart there. Don't get a bighead, but that was pretty smart.
You're only saying that because it's yourdelusional being sick. I there is that.
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Uh, speaking of uh I cokesbecause my vote is killing me.
Speaking of creeping machines, AI canaccurately guess your political views just by analyzing
your photo. I saw the otherday that people are putting up new photos
on LinkedIn, uh a social mediaside I haven't been on in years that
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you can just take a photo ofyourself and then tell, you know,
some chat butt app make me areally good business photo. We should do
that for you. Dragon gets youa really good business photo so that you
can you know, so general lookslike such a like such a slouch.
You know, we we can putit out there in the hallway as this
is what all the producers should looklike. You'd have a nice jacket,
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a nice button down shirt, anice peragamal tie. You'd look really good.
No, okay, well, uhso one day and it's not gonna
be long. I don't think theDemocratic Party's gonna be able to tell a
glance whether you're gonna vote for HMor not. And that's when we are
going to send in this flame spewingrobot dogs. I'll never forget. There
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was a moment one time when Imore moment of shock, actually, when
I typed a brief text prompt intoan AI app and it spit out hundreds
of words perfectly serviceable prose in lesstime than it took me to say what
I'm saying right now. I refuseto not learn AI, and I refuse
to not learn all of this stuff. Maybe I'll learn how to tap dance
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from my dinner. Maybe I'll learnhow to tap dance for all of you.
But I want the flame throwing dog, and I want you to tell
me what I need to name myflamethrowing dog. Let's go over and take
a look. Let's see what wegot. Mike, O'll be here in
Luck. The only place you're allowedto own a flamethrower is Maryland, Colorado.
It is good to go. Ohthat you're not allowed to own a
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flamethrower is Marilynd Carmel's good to go. Yay. Blaze for the dog's name,
kind of like that robot dog nameBlaze Zippo. I like the Zippo.
Zippo's pretty good, Michael. IfJoe Biden I wandered into the Pennsylvania
Woods, I guarantee you the animalswould bring him back immediately. You mean
they wouldn't eat him up? Michael. The sheet store is that where the
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clan shops? Now, that's thename of the company s h E e
t Z, not s h EE t s Uh, let's see,
Mike. Or instead, you cancontinue to lie to your listeners, like
when you said we had thirty daysof diesel left and we were going to
run. Now remember that dip feces. Yep. I can make a radio
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show based on your dumb feces youhave said over the years, Well why
don't you? And I'll continue topoint out when you're wrong until you snowflake
snowflake away and block me. Nowyou see, because that's what you want.
That's what I'm not gonna do.IM gonna block you because you're you're
always good for a laugh, Mike, when you just don't like what someone
says. Uh, that's the firstAmendment. And I would love for you
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to block me. That would provemy point. Please do that. Nope,
see, I'm not gonna do it. Uh. It's hard for me
to hear facts. Did you know? Like Dragon, a program where I
talk about facts for four hours aday, it's hard for me to hear
facts. Agreed, Okay, Uh, let's see good. I remember eighty
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ninety sixty five, Mike, Firstthey came for the plastic bags and I
said nothing because I could use paper. Then they came for the paper bags,
and I said nothing because I usedmy backpack. Then they came for
my backpack, and now I haveto carry everything by hand. Yep,
it's a pretty good take on thepoem or eighty eight ninety three. Michael,
as your local FFL, I canhelp you fight for custody of these
guns from your wife. Let meknow if you need my services. I
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think that maybe if I hired youto walk in and say to Tammer he
wants his guns back, might notbe good for people want to Hey,
let's go to Gary over the retirementplanning soon the Rockies. You guy got
a question for you. So whenit comes to the you know, the
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summit retirement planning guide process, yougo through, what are the five peaks
in that process and how do theyfit into someone's overall comprehensive income retirement plan.
Well, that's a that's a gooddiscussion to have, Michael. It's
we build this process. I've beenat this a long time and over the
years, it's it's been wonderful torealize it. Unless you take into account
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the five peaks. For example,peak number one would be how do we
create income. Of course, ifyou don't have sufficient income, you really
don't have a plan, so wealways address that question first. Then the
second peak we would discuss in somedetail would be the investments, because a
lot of folks walk in and say, gee, I've got this investment portfolio,
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this is my retirement plan, whenin effect all really is an investment
plan and it's not a comprehensive planin any way. So we address that.
We make sure we measure their riskand how they feel about certain things,
because it's important that we do that. The third piece, which is
becoming even more critical, is taxes. The number of people we meet,
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Michael, that are sitting there andstruggling with taxes, and especially they're sitting
here with you five hundred thousand totwo or three million dollars sitting in a
qualified plan that they're going to haveto start taking when they're seventy three or
seventy five years of age. Andwhat they don't realize until we really have
the detailed discussion and showing the calculationsis they better have some pretty proactive plans
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on how they're going to try toeliminate and reduce some of that tax between
now and when that happens, becauseonce it starts, it's every year.
You can't stop it. So youknow, when you when you reached that
age, you had to start takinga require a minimum distribution. And let's
say that that part of your portfoliois in an IRA account and you've got
I don't know, uh, yougot some stocks that have done very well,
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Apple or something. Do you whenyou take that, if you're going
to take it out of that brokerageaccount, do you pay the capital gains
and then pay income tax on itwhen you pull it out? Well,
because it's in an IRA account,you can't do that. You're going to
pay tax on the whole thing,just the whole thing. Yeah, if
you've got individual investments that are inmutual funds in there, some strategies you
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can employ. Really, one ofthe only strategies we can use with the
the IRA money and a situation likethat is to go on and begin to
do some roth conversions. Yeah,there are creative ways to do that.
Now we can also do some someforms of Some folks will gift their money
with the intent that they gift themoney and create a stream of income and
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that will give them some in somecases tax deductions or tax deferred ability to
use that money. So there's otherstrategies too, But roth conversions is a
big discussion we have often and sobut in the last two pieces, just
to conclude would be the the healthcareissue, and of course to concern their
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folks have is, you know,one into adults are going to face some
form of long term care. Wewant to make sure you've got a good
creative plan and we get some outsidethe box type things with long term care
that we really like that give theability for you if you don't use it
for long term care, you goto get your money back. So it's
just one of those things that workswell. And of course the last one
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is the legacy piece, Michael,and that's the important part of all this
one. When life ends and there'stime to distribute assets, where do you
want it to go, and let'smake sure it's done correctly. And there
are also advantages to getting a goodplan put into play that can also impact
access. So that's why we usethe entire five peaks. And you have
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to, we believe, do allfive of those things this in fact,
you're going to have a true comprehensiveplan. And that's exactly why, whether
you're just starting out or you're halfwaythrough your career, you already already in
retirement, you need to call Garyand his team at the retirement planning some
of the rockets you tell the MichaelBrown sent you nine seven zero six six
three thirty two eleven. Nine sevenzero six six three thirty two eleven,
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or go to the website rpcenter dotcom six thirty K how at iHeartRadio station.
Day two of the Manhattan based let'sjust call it tush Money trial,
even though it's really not saw veryabbreviated testimony from the former CEO of The
National Inquirer, David Becker. Thethe tabloid newsman's recounting of events did not
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go well for District Conturneying Alvin Bragg'sprosecution. Why After briefly taking the stand
on Monday before the court adjourned aroundtwelve thirty in the afternoon, Pecker continued
his testimony on Tuesday, and that'swhen he started delving into the substantive nature
of the accusations that had been leveledagainst Trump by Alvin Bragg. While while
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Bragg and his and his prosecutors haveinsisted, they've utterly insisted that Michael Cohen's
payments to that porn star Stormy Danielswere at the direction of Donald Trump,
But David Pecker directly undermined that aspectof the case. Now, if the
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jurors are paying attention, there's reasonabledoubt right there. But again, I
don't have much hope out for thisparticular jury. Pecker testified that it was
him that he was the one whotold Trump that women might come forward with
all sorts of false acttionizations of allthese different affairs since the former president had
been a sought after bachelor connected witha whole bunch of beautiful women, which
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is all factually true. According tohis testimony, it was Packer, Michael
Cohen, those two who planned thestrategy of paying off accusers and having them
sign non disclosure agreements. Let mesay that again so you don't miss it,
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Packer and Cowan. According to Pecker'stestimony, it was him and Michael
Cohen who came up with the strategyof paying off any accusers that might come
forward and then paying them and havingthem sign non disclosure agreements. Okay,
there's nothing illegal about that whatsoever.So it falls apart right there. But
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Packer insinuated that Trump himself was unawareof that scheme, was unaware of that
strategy, unaware of that plant.So Pecker's testimony appears to present what I
think is a significant blow to Bragg'sprosecution, and that prosecution is largely contingent
on Trump having directed the payment scheme. I don't think that he did.
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I honestly believe I've had clients likethis. I've had wealthy clients in the
past who I sent them a billfor something, and you know, maybe
I'm admitting something wrongdoing here, butI'll send him a bill and it will
include, you know, ten thousanddollars or whatever for legal fees, and
then when they pay that, thosethat ten thousand dollars. If I need
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to enter into a non disclosure agreementwith someone on behalf of my client,
I may take ten thousand dollars outof the twenty thousand dollars my client paid,
and I'll pay that to that personand get them sign an NBA.
Nothing wrong. Prosecutors and lawyers forthe President argue before this, I think
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should be recused. Judge Merchant asof whether Trump had violated the court issue.
Gagwart Bragg's team is arguing that Trumphad willfully, flagrantly and repeatedly violated
the order because of his social mediaposts and his comments made to the press
outside the courtroom. Todd Blanche,the lead attorney for Trump, fired back
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that the foreign president is allowed torespond to political attacks, and that's what
these are. And why more ofthe cabal doesn't pick up and defend him.
Now, I know that's a pipedream, but they ought to be
defending him because imagine you you're ontrial for something. I don't even care
what it is. You're on trialfor something, and because the judge doesn't
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like you, because you're really activeon Twitter, You're really active on Facebook.
You've got your on truth social orwhatever it is, and you're constantly
tweeting out something and the judge says, no, you can't do that.
But over here all of the witnessesfor the prosecution walk out and say really
nasty things about you, comment onthe testimony, comment on the contents of
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the trial, and somehow you can'tsay anything in response to that. I
think it's a blatant violation of theFirst Amendment, and I think it's an
overreach of gag orders. As Isaid that the very beginning of this program.
I think in some instances gag ordersare appropriate in order to protect.
For example, if you're doing amob trial, you might want a gag
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order on all the defendants because youdon't want them out there making threats or
whatever to either the jurors or thewitnesses or anybody else. And quite frankly,
if you're the prosecutor, you wouldwant that too, because you don't
want anything to happen. That's goingto be a contention on appeal. Now,
this judge Merchant, who's nothing morethe diehard Democrat, was really frustrated
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with Blanche's line of defense, justrepeatedly asking him to point to specific poster
comments by Michael Cohen or Stormy Danielsthat constitute of political attacks. Now,
Blanche did offer a few examples,and he insisted that Trump had complied with
Merchant's gag order, which caused thejudge to become I rate, telling Trump's
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warrior, you're losing all credibility.I have to tell you right now,
you're losing all credibility with the court. Now, despite that outburst, he
did not rule on the gag Orderviolations at that moment, and I think
I know why because he doesn't wantto deal with it, because he knows
that if he rules that yes,Trump violated the gag order, boom,
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You've got a really good contention onappeal. It's mind boggling to me.
I know it shouldn't be, butit is that this case has gotten as
far as it has so as theLetitia James case about the overvaluing of mar
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Lago and other properties. This ispure and simple, unadulterated warfare against a
political opponent being prosecuted by the DemocratParty, and in some cases I would
argue the Department of Justice. Ithink that's exactly what Jack Smith's doing.
I often think about Trump as aclient. You know, he has to
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go home at night, Trump Tower, wherever he's going, and he has
to have some sort of fire inthe belly that says I really don't give
a rat's ask what they're doing.I'm going to push them to the limit
and I'm going to say what Iwant to say. And if they want
to throw me in jail, whichthey probably would like to, but know
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that if they did, that wouldcause a revote, so they don't.
So now we got to got aMexican standoff and they're all pointing at each
other, everybody afraid to pull thetrigger. That's my take on yesterday's trial.
I'll be right back. Is aframe thrower really a firearm? Hey,
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Michael, when you get home,take a hot shower and use a
netty pot that really works and alsotakes some tile and all sinus. That
will help too. Should we tellthem what I did earlier? I don't
even want to know what you didearlier. Well, when I walked out
the door, oh that yeah,that was funny. I thought we were
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done and I walked out the door. You pulled to Joe Biden. You
had no idea where pulled Joe Biden. I couldn't get my stuff folded up,
and I thought it was time togo, and I thought, you
know, I just I just wentsome ice cream, That's all I want.
And I walked out the door andhere comes Dragon running around like get
back in there. I'm like,what are you doing? What do you
mean? It's nine o'clock. I'mdone, I'm going home. It's stomach
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clog over to it is? Idon't know it seems to have gotten progressively
worse in the past forty five minutes. You were doing well and then you
just hit the wall and now you'refalling flat and falling flat on my face.
Now take the damn medicine. Ifyou would tell me what it is
and what it can it's day quill, okay, And so now I'm gonna
take day Quill. Now I'm gonnaget in the car and I'm gonna drive
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home. Sleepy. Did you getme que make you sleepy? Nike will
makes you sleepy? Day quill doesnot. You know. There's just something
about taking pills from you. Oh, just makes a little scary. Yeah,
I will agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. She comes in here,
come on, and first of all, they've been in her rubby little
fingers in her hands, and they'vebeen in the bottom of her purse.
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And then she comes in here andshe throws them at me and says,
here, take this. And I'mlike, well, what is it?
And she's like, just take it? You know, No, I need
to know what you know? Seriously, day qui. There's a difference between
Daquell and NyQuil because I don't takecold medicine. Yes, there is a
difference between day quell and niquell.Niquill makes you sleepy. It has a
little bit of an added ingredient calledalcohol that makes you sleepy, but day
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call does not. It just hasa seed of menaphin, something to drive
your nose like a DP. Yes, that's what I was worried about.
It has a seed of menifin init, and I've been overdosing on the
seed of menifin. That's your firstproblem. You should not be taking going
there, It's fine, it keepgoing, It's fine. What's fine?
Overdosing you? Oh, it's fine. Well, you know it says it
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says that the maximum dose is fourthousand milligrams unless otherwise directed by a physician.
Well, I'm I'm a juris doctorate, so Kelly is the closest thing
we have the doctor around here,So you know, really, So what
do you think it's been. Ihaven't taken any since I've been trying to
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put it off. I haven't takenany since seven pm last night when I
went to bed. Yeah, butyou're already starting to get your voice raspy,
and that's not good. I knowthat. That's why I want to
get out of here, so that'swhy. And you're coughing and all of
that stuff, and dake well willhelp that. Look at her, I'm
sleepy, sneezing, coughing, aching. Steffie had fever. So you can
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write you take this. I reallyknow what you take this personally. It's
the daytime equivalent. I please don'ttake this personally. Oh but I do
really have a serious problem with notjust you, but if anybody in this
building came in and said, here, take this. Okay, the first
thing I'm gonna wonder is, well, am I going to be able to
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even get down the elevator when Iget done? Well, I don't know
what I got stuck. I don'tknow what it is. Ryan got stuck
in the elevator. Do you hear? That's right? Yeah? What I
would do if I got stuck inthe elevator today, I put my backpack
on the floor and I curl upand I go to sleep. Yes,
exactly. You do kind of havea point. You really don't want to
take much many pills from anybody ina radio station building. No, that
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does pretty scary. There are certainpeople that you don't want to do that
from. However, a mother whohas raised two children and a husband who
has all been sick. If Willknow how to help you, If will
your scoop came running upstairs and belike, hey, Michael, take this,
You'll feel better in twenty minutes,I promise I would be like,
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I would very politely take it andsay thank you very much, and then
once they turned around, I wouldput in my pocket and take it home
and hope I'm going to stop foryou know, some short of the illegal
drug on the way home. AndI love Williams scoop, so I'm gonna
set that right there while I well, I debate whether or not at least
do the pills at least say whatthey are. They say, Dave,
they don't say they're just red Joe. Yeah, I got some number on
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worry zero Settler. That's just randomperson, that's just random purse medicine.
Then zero sell Randdice. And tothink if you work on a troubleshoot,
a consumer show and you're just tryingto get me to take something, scares
the crap at it. I don'tknow what I'm doing next, but I
guess I'll come back
I've always thought the colleges should beon the hook for a part of whatever
student loan they receive for the student. They have to have some skin in
the game to make sure that thestudents are using it wisely. Why is
it the ABC news feed during thebreak is calling the protest pro Palestinian instead
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of anti Semitic, which is whatthey are at. They're also pro Hamas,
they've been arguing. I mean,they've been yelling that they are pro
Hamas. I find that talk aboutinteresting because I was going to avoid.
I was going to ignore, notavoid, I was going to ignore the
text message because this guy is justwell, I would say that he's a
(00:51):
pain in my ass, but Ijust really don't care. So there's that
he writes, this is Goober numbersixty seven fifty eight down in the seven
one nine area code, and he'salways got something really insane to say.
This one is Mike. I lovehow it's always quote riots with you s
(01:12):
word sticks when you don't agree withthe premise of the protest, and then
a laughing emoji and a clown emoji. Hm. I would call the burning,
the attacking, the pushing of cops, the refusal to leave and disperse
when you're supposed to. I wouldcall that a riot. Yeah, I
(01:34):
would call it a riot. Nowgood the number of a six seventy five
eight. I have looked on manyoccasions to figure out a way to block
you, and I still make becauseI just feel like crap today. I
may do that today, But thenI think, but you know what,
sometimes your text messages are really good. I wonder sometimes if you're not just
a foil because you can't be thisstupid. Now, well, you know
(01:56):
what, maybe you are. Maybeyou are this stupid. Maybe you're watching
us going on in at NYU andColumbia or Yale or everywhere else, and
you're going, huh that Michael Brown'sgonna call these a riots. And look
at that nobody's doing anything while they'rejust sitting cross making and the yoga stands
just singing kumbay yaw. Yeah that'sall they're doing. Uh huh, Yeah,
God, you're an idiot. Butso far this year has really been
(02:24):
a mess. I mean we're onlyfor we're not quite four months into the
end of the year. Think aboutthis. The President of the United States
was born before the advent of television. He was born before the advent of
credit cards. He was born beforeJonah Sauk invented the polio vaccine, And
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now Joe Biden's brain is a rapidlycrusting nugget of just mush, absolute mush.
I want. I really vacillate betweenwatching him at these events and on
the one hand, feeling sorry forhim, and then I immediately don't feel
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sorry for him because he and hisfamily are choosing to do this. But
then I think about, you know, if I'm watching this video of Joe
Biden at the Sheets convenience store andhe can't close a cardboard box, so
he just walks away. Fortunately therewere any little girls around. I guess
he could have sniffed the little girls, but he just walks off and leaves
(03:28):
the stuff there. Secret Services.The only people inside the Sheets, seems
was Secret Service, nobody else.Now, any good White House advanced team
will have not only the people behindthe counter to serve the president because that's
a photo op, but then youhave somebody there standing next to the President
as he's buying whatever he's buying,because now he can pull out his money
(03:51):
clip if he knows how to countcash, and he can't actually buy those
people something like an ice cream conebecause he loves that chocolate chip, whatever
does that he likes, kid,And after he couldn't fold that box,
He's like, I'm gonna go geta milkshake and just starts walking off.
His walks off, just wanders off, you know, it just wanders off,
like if the Secret Service wasn't there. I really think he would wander
(04:13):
off into the Pennsylvania Woods and wenever see him again, which you know,
I don't want to. I'm nottrying to wish anything bad here but
might not hurt the country. Andthen you've got Trump almost as old as
Joe Biden chronologically, but biologically hisage is probably kind of like mine,
(04:39):
twenty twenty five years younger than whatmy chronological age is. Trump's kind of
got it together. Everybody talks abouthow Trump's falling asleep in the courtroom.
Are you kidding me? Have youever been in a courtroom and the lawyers
are droning on and on and onand on about something and you just don't
give a a sq word about Andpretty soon now I understand the courtroom is
(05:02):
cold. So but I'm sure Iwould fold my arms, I would close
my eyes, and I would havebecause I have this horrible habit when I'm
on a plane of folding my armsand if I don't get the seat recline
just right now, I only dothis if I'm in business for first.
If I don't get the seat reclinedjust right, my chin fall down to
(05:24):
my chest and wake me up.I'm such an idiot. So yeah,
you go to a court room.Are you coming in here? And say
with me? You'll fall as It'sjust like Dragon. You and Dragon just
fall asleep in no time. Imay or may not have fallen asleep during
the show at a time or twoover the past couple of years, and
I would be actually disappointed if youhadn't fallen asleep. Even though I am
(05:46):
arguably the most talented and entertaining andexciting person you've ever worked with in your
entire life, I still understand thatsometimes back there kind of gets hot.
It's not good air circulation, andyou kind of get you know, that
beard kind of kind of inhibits theoxygen from getting into you. You're so
sick, you're delusional. I amright now. All I'm doing is looking
(06:06):
at the clock, thinking when doesten o'clock get here, because I just
don't know if I can keep doingit. I think about, let's go
back to twenty twenty four. It'sjust backcrab crazy. Ivy League campuses are
now openly anti Semitic, and thepeople who screamed about tiki torches in Charlottesville
(06:29):
would like you to stop bringing itout, quit mentioning it. Well that's
what Biden did. You know,Well, what was that clip we played
yesterday? Yeah, you know thesethese protesters, Well there are some,
you know, they need to stopthat. There's some really find people over
there too. I mean, itwas essentially what he said, if you
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if you go to the grocery store. I'm so tired of tammer going to
the grocery store and then coming back, and of course I know I'm going
to hear it like, oh mygod, you wouldn't believe a quick trip
to the grocery store triggers sticker shockand what can you do about it?
Stop eating? I guess we're offeredinfinite, infinite hours of streaming entertainment.
(07:15):
You know. One of the thingsthat I freely confess I did when I
was flying to Europe and back becauseit was such a short turnaround. Was
I spent I may I paid forthe WiFi for the entire trip, and
I just surfed. I just surfed. And by the way, if you
haven't seen my top ten things thatbugged me about Facebook, This over on
Facebook. It's kind of insanity,total insanity. Taylor Swift. Yeah,
(07:42):
I'm gonna mention Taylor Swift. Shereally wants you to know that she hates
herself almost as much as she hatesyou. I think, so just rehashing
old tracks that haven't been used.So let's just throw them into an album
and send it out and we'll sella bazillion of them. Yeah. So,
all in all, twenty twenty foursucks now Speaking is just a humble
talk show host who actually gets paidto follow the news. It's for me
(08:07):
anyway. It's more than a job, it's a career. I love it.
I have no intention of stopping it. I even came in here this
morning. Yeah, you should showsome gratitude for that. I know you
won't, but you should. Everyonce in a while, though, I
come across the story that renews myfaith in humanity, a reminder that mankind
(08:31):
has blinkered and bass actwards at bassawkwards. As we are, we're still
capable of greatness. A glorious dreammade manifest. I saw this last night,
and I was like, I didn'tsay it out loud because I knew
that a certain spouse would scream atme about no, you're not. But
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have you seen the robot dog thatshoots fire? Have you seen that dragon?
I did buy one. You wantto? Of course, I want
a robot dog that shoots fires sobadly. That little feller is called the
Frminator really leaning. It's kind ofthat that's really leaning into the dystopian vibe.
(09:16):
And he was made by a companycalled throw Flame. Great names right,
Terminator, throw Flame. They makeflamethrowers. I've always wanted to flame.
Actually I've always wanted the Bazuka,but I'll take a flamethrow instead,
which apparently you can buy online.I confess I did not know I could
buy a flamethrower online. We're gonnastart to go fund me because excuse me,
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I'm sorry, but I want Iwant a robot dog flamethrower. They've
got a website, they've got anex Twitter account, they got everything.
I didn't know. I didn't knowits legal as to purchase a flamethrower over
the internet. My god, ColoradoDemocrats, Marxist you need somebody introduce a
bill quick stop this because somebody likeme, somebody like Dragon, may actually
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buy a flamethrower over the interwebs.You need to introduce legislation to stop this
right now, come on, bea true Marxist. God. Sometimes democrats
are so stupid. You gotta leadthem. You gotta lead them by the
nose. Now, I have alittle bit of anxiety about our society leaping
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headfirst into what's really a fully automatedfuture. We depending on you know,
a cafe or a restaurant. Welet machines wash our dishes. What we
do it at home too, forthat matter. We let machines automatically wash
our clothes. And then they startedthreatening our phony bloonney office jobs. Yeah
(10:46):
you're you're not a necessary employee.So we're still reeling from COVID. Yeah
you're unnecessary, So just move along. But if this is where we're headed,
why not have some fun with itwhile we still can. I've always
been in favor of robots cooking myfood. Why I'll let them cook Some
terrorists as well. One of ofthem cooked some you know, some some
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dirt bags that are attacking me asI walk down Broadway, just walking along.
I got I got my two limburgersover here on my right side,
and I got my robot flamethrower dog. What we need a name for my
flamethrower dog dragon, I've got huh, sparky, Sparky. It's kind of
okay, but it could be better. So I got Lena and Greta over
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here, the two limburgers, andthen I got Now, I'm gonna have
to teach them just like hunting dogs. I'm gonna have to teach them not
to panic when the robot dog startsto shoot the flames out. That's just
part of life. It's okay,don't worry about it. So any names
you have for my robot flame throwingdog, let me know. Bottom line
is, even today, I feellike it's gonna be today, But we're
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gonna die eventually, you know.I mean, let's be honest. Do
you ever think about that? Weare all going to die eventually? So
do you want a boring death orwould you rather get roasted alive by some
scampering robot dog that comes and attacksyou as you walk down the street.
I know my answer, Yeah,because I want to. I wanta have
a flamethrowing dog too, And nowwe're gonna have a battle royale on Broadway
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or maybe over from Federal Boulevard.Yeah, I don't. Is it illegal
in Denver to fire up a flamethrower? Maybe? You know what,
I could do it because I'm justtrying to clean the streets of the garbage.
I'm trying to burn the garbage that'sin the gutters. In fact,
I could do it down twenty fiveand seven. No, no, no,
no, no. Much better useis in the winter time when you
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don't want to shovel the dragon.Oh, yes, there you go.
Yes, and you don't have togo outside. I bet you can program
it to just kind of go upand down, up and down, or
back and forth or back and forth, and maybe if you put a camera
on you could just watch it mandragging you. You're pretty smart. Pretty
smart there. Don't get a bighead, but that was pretty smart.
You're only saying that because it's yourdelusional being sick. I there is that.
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Uh, speaking of uh I cokesbecause my vote is killing me.
Speaking of creeping machines, AI canaccurately guess your political views just by analyzing
your photo. I saw the otherday that people are putting up new photos
on LinkedIn, uh a social mediaside I haven't been on in years that
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you can just take a photo ofyourself and then tell, you know,
some chat butt app make me areally good business photo. We should do
that for you. Dragon gets youa really good business photo so that you
can you know, so general lookslike such a like such a slouch.
You know, we we can putit out there in the hallway as this
is what all the producers should looklike. You'd have a nice jacket,
(13:46):
a nice button down shirt, anice peragamal tie. You'd look really good.
No, okay, well, uhso one day and it's not gonna
be long. I don't think theDemocratic Party's gonna be able to tell a
glance whether you're gonna vote for HMor not. And that's when we are
going to send in this flame spewingrobot dogs. I'll never forget. There
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was a moment one time when Imore moment of shock, actually, when
I typed a brief text prompt intoan AI app and it spit out hundreds
of words perfectly serviceable prose in lesstime than it took me to say what
I'm saying right now. I refuseto not learn AI, and I refuse
to not learn all of this stuff. Maybe I'll learn how to tap dance
(14:41):
from my dinner. Maybe I'll learnhow to tap dance for all of you.
But I want the flame throwing dog, and I want you to tell
me what I need to name myflamethrowing dog. Let's go over and take
a look. Let's see what wegot. Mike, O'll be here in
Luck. The only place you're allowedto own a flamethrower is Maryland, Colorado.
It is good to go. Ohthat you're not allowed to own a
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flamethrower is Marilynd Carmel's good to go. Yay. Blaze for the dog's name,
kind of like that robot dog nameBlaze Zippo. I like the Zippo.
Zippo's pretty good, Michael. IfJoe Biden I wandered into the Pennsylvania
Woods, I guarantee you the animalswould bring him back immediately. You mean
they wouldn't eat him up? Michael. The sheet store is that where the
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clan shops? Now, that's thename of the company s h E e
t Z, not s h EE t s Uh, let's see,
Mike. Or instead, you cancontinue to lie to your listeners, like
when you said we had thirty daysof diesel left and we were going to
run. Now remember that dip feces. Yep. I can make a radio
(15:46):
show based on your dumb feces youhave said over the years, Well why
don't you? And I'll continue topoint out when you're wrong until you snowflake
snowflake away and block me. Nowyou see, because that's what you want.
That's what I'm not gonna do.IM gonna block you because you're you're
always good for a laugh, Mike, when you just don't like what someone
says. Uh, that's the firstAmendment. And I would love for you
(16:08):
to block me. That would provemy point. Please do that. Nope,
see, I'm not gonna do it. Uh. It's hard for me
to hear facts. Did you know? Like Dragon, a program where I
talk about facts for four hours aday, it's hard for me to hear
facts. Agreed, Okay, Uh, let's see good. I remember eighty
(16:30):
ninety sixty five, Mike, Firstthey came for the plastic bags and I
said nothing because I could use paper. Then they came for the paper bags,
and I said nothing because I usedmy backpack. Then they came for
my backpack, and now I haveto carry everything by hand. Yep,
it's a pretty good take on thepoem or eighty eight ninety three. Michael,
as your local FFL, I canhelp you fight for custody of these
guns from your wife. Let meknow if you need my services. I
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think that maybe if I hired youto walk in and say to Tammer he
wants his guns back, might notbe good for people want to Hey,
let's go to Gary over the retirementplanning soon the Rockies. You guy got
a question for you. So whenit comes to the you know, the
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summit retirement planning guide process, yougo through, what are the five peaks
in that process and how do theyfit into someone's overall comprehensive income retirement plan.
Well, that's a that's a gooddiscussion to have, Michael. It's
we build this process. I've beenat this a long time and over the
years, it's it's been wonderful torealize it. Unless you take into account
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the five peaks. For example,peak number one would be how do we
create income. Of course, ifyou don't have sufficient income, you really
don't have a plan, so wealways address that question first. Then the
second peak we would discuss in somedetail would be the investments, because a
lot of folks walk in and say, gee, I've got this investment portfolio,
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this is my retirement plan, whenin effect all really is an investment
plan and it's not a comprehensive planin any way. So we address that.
We make sure we measure their riskand how they feel about certain things,
because it's important that we do that. The third piece, which is
becoming even more critical, is taxes. The number of people we meet,
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Michael, that are sitting there andstruggling with taxes, and especially they're sitting
here with you five hundred thousand totwo or three million dollars sitting in a
qualified plan that they're going to haveto start taking when they're seventy three or
seventy five years of age. Andwhat they don't realize until we really have
the detailed discussion and showing the calculationsis they better have some pretty proactive plans
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on how they're going to try toeliminate and reduce some of that tax between
now and when that happens, becauseonce it starts, it's every year.
You can't stop it. So youknow, when you when you reached that
age, you had to start takinga require a minimum distribution. And let's
say that that part of your portfoliois in an IRA account and you've got
I don't know, uh, yougot some stocks that have done very well,
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Apple or something. Do you whenyou take that, if you're going
to take it out of that brokerageaccount, do you pay the capital gains
and then pay income tax on itwhen you pull it out? Well,
because it's in an IRA account,you can't do that. You're going to
pay tax on the whole thing,just the whole thing. Yeah, if
you've got individual investments that are inmutual funds in there, some strategies you
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can employ. Really, one ofthe only strategies we can use with the
the IRA money and a situation likethat is to go on and begin to
do some roth conversions. Yeah,there are creative ways to do that.
Now we can also do some someforms of Some folks will gift their money
with the intent that they gift themoney and create a stream of income and
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that will give them some in somecases tax deductions or tax deferred ability to
use that money. So there's otherstrategies too, But roth conversions is a
big discussion we have often and sobut in the last two pieces, just
to conclude would be the the healthcareissue, and of course to concern their
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folks have is, you know,one into adults are going to face some
form of long term care. Wewant to make sure you've got a good
creative plan and we get some outsidethe box type things with long term care
that we really like that give theability for you if you don't use it
for long term care, you goto get your money back. So it's
just one of those things that workswell. And of course the last one
(20:45):
is the legacy piece, Michael,and that's the important part of all this
one. When life ends and there'stime to distribute assets, where do you
want it to go, and let'smake sure it's done correctly. And there
are also advantages to getting a goodplan put into play that can also impact
access. So that's why we usethe entire five peaks. And you have
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to, we believe, do allfive of those things this in fact,
you're going to have a true comprehensiveplan. And that's exactly why, whether
you're just starting out or you're halfwaythrough your career, you already already in
retirement, you need to call Garyand his team at the retirement planning some
of the rockets you tell the MichaelBrown sent you nine seven zero six six
three thirty two eleven. Nine sevenzero six six three thirty two eleven,
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or go to the website rpcenter dotcom six thirty K how at iHeartRadio station.
Day two of the Manhattan based let'sjust call it tush Money trial,
even though it's really not saw veryabbreviated testimony from the former CEO of The
National Inquirer, David Becker. Thethe tabloid newsman's recounting of events did not
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go well for District Conturneying Alvin Bragg'sprosecution. Why After briefly taking the stand
on Monday before the court adjourned aroundtwelve thirty in the afternoon, Pecker continued
his testimony on Tuesday, and that'swhen he started delving into the substantive nature
of the accusations that had been leveledagainst Trump by Alvin Bragg. While while
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Bragg and his and his prosecutors haveinsisted, they've utterly insisted that Michael Cohen's
payments to that porn star Stormy Danielswere at the direction of Donald Trump,
But David Pecker directly undermined that aspectof the case. Now, if the
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jurors are paying attention, there's reasonabledoubt right there. But again, I
don't have much hope out for thisparticular jury. Pecker testified that it was
him that he was the one whotold Trump that women might come forward with
all sorts of false acttionizations of allthese different affairs since the former president had
been a sought after bachelor connected witha whole bunch of beautiful women, which
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is all factually true. According tohis testimony, it was Packer, Michael
Cohen, those two who planned thestrategy of paying off accusers and having them
sign non disclosure agreements. Let mesay that again so you don't miss it,
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Packer and Cowan. According to Pecker'stestimony, it was him and Michael
Cohen who came up with the strategyof paying off any accusers that might come
forward and then paying them and havingthem sign non disclosure agreements. Okay,
there's nothing illegal about that whatsoever.So it falls apart right there. But
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Packer insinuated that Trump himself was unawareof that scheme, was unaware of that
strategy, unaware of that plant.So Pecker's testimony appears to present what I
think is a significant blow to Bragg'sprosecution, and that prosecution is largely contingent
on Trump having directed the payment scheme. I don't think that he did.
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I honestly believe I've had clients likethis. I've had wealthy clients in the
past who I sent them a billfor something, and you know, maybe
I'm admitting something wrongdoing here, butI'll send him a bill and it will
include, you know, ten thousanddollars or whatever for legal fees, and
then when they pay that, thosethat ten thousand dollars. If I need
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to enter into a non disclosure agreementwith someone on behalf of my client,
I may take ten thousand dollars outof the twenty thousand dollars my client paid,
and I'll pay that to that personand get them sign an NBA.
Nothing wrong. Prosecutors and lawyers forthe President argue before this, I think
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should be recused. Judge Merchant asof whether Trump had violated the court issue.
Gagwart Bragg's team is arguing that Trumphad willfully, flagrantly and repeatedly violated
the order because of his social mediaposts and his comments made to the press
outside the courtroom. Todd Blanche,the lead attorney for Trump, fired back
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that the foreign president is allowed torespond to political attacks, and that's what
these are. And why more ofthe cabal doesn't pick up and defend him.
Now, I know that's a pipedream, but they ought to be
defending him because imagine you you're ontrial for something. I don't even care
what it is. You're on trialfor something, and because the judge doesn't
(25:48):
like you, because you're really activeon Twitter, You're really active on Facebook.
You've got your on truth social orwhatever it is, and you're constantly
tweeting out something and the judge says, no, you can't do that.
But over here all of the witnessesfor the prosecution walk out and say really
nasty things about you, comment onthe testimony, comment on the contents of
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the trial, and somehow you can'tsay anything in response to that. I
think it's a blatant violation of theFirst Amendment, and I think it's an
overreach of gag orders. As Isaid that the very beginning of this program.
I think in some instances gag ordersare appropriate in order to protect.
For example, if you're doing amob trial, you might want a gag
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order on all the defendants because youdon't want them out there making threats or
whatever to either the jurors or thewitnesses or anybody else. And quite frankly,
if you're the prosecutor, you wouldwant that too, because you don't
want anything to happen. That's goingto be a contention on appeal. Now,
this judge Merchant, who's nothing morethe diehard Democrat, was really frustrated
(27:00):
with Blanche's line of defense, justrepeatedly asking him to point to specific poster
comments by Michael Cohen or Stormy Danielsthat constitute of political attacks. Now,
Blanche did offer a few examples,and he insisted that Trump had complied with
Merchant's gag order, which caused thejudge to become I rate, telling Trump's
(27:22):
warrior, you're losing all credibility.I have to tell you right now,
you're losing all credibility with the court. Now, despite that outburst, he
did not rule on the gag Orderviolations at that moment, and I think
I know why because he doesn't wantto deal with it, because he knows
that if he rules that yes,Trump violated the gag order, boom,
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You've got a really good contention onappeal. It's mind boggling to me.
I know it shouldn't be, butit is that this case has gotten as
far as it has so as theLetitia James case about the overvaluing of mar
(28:08):
Lago and other properties. This ispure and simple, unadulterated warfare against a
political opponent being prosecuted by the DemocratParty, and in some cases I would
argue the Department of Justice. Ithink that's exactly what Jack Smith's doing.
I often think about Trump as aclient. You know, he has to
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go home at night, Trump Tower, wherever he's going, and he has
to have some sort of fire inthe belly that says I really don't give
a rat's ask what they're doing.I'm going to push them to the limit
and I'm going to say what Iwant to say. And if they want
to throw me in jail, whichthey probably would like to, but know
(28:52):
that if they did, that wouldcause a revote, so they don't.
So now we got to got aMexican standoff and they're all pointing at each
other, everybody afraid to pull thetrigger. That's my take on yesterday's trial.
I'll be right back. Is aframe thrower really a firearm? Hey,
(29:14):
Michael, when you get home,take a hot shower and use a
netty pot that really works and alsotakes some tile and all sinus. That
will help too. Should we tellthem what I did earlier? I don't
even want to know what you didearlier. Well, when I walked out
the door, oh that yeah,that was funny. I thought we were
(29:36):
done and I walked out the door. You pulled to Joe Biden. You
had no idea where pulled Joe Biden. I couldn't get my stuff folded up,
and I thought it was time togo, and I thought, you
know, I just I just wentsome ice cream, That's all I want.
And I walked out the door andhere comes Dragon running around like get
back in there. I'm like,what are you doing? What do you
mean? It's nine o'clock. I'mdone, I'm going home. It's stomach
(29:59):
clog over to it is? Idon't know it seems to have gotten progressively
worse in the past forty five minutes. You were doing well and then you
just hit the wall and now you'refalling flat and falling flat on my face.
Now take the damn medicine. Ifyou would tell me what it is
and what it can it's day quill, okay, And so now I'm gonna
take day Quill. Now I'm gonnaget in the car and I'm gonna drive
(30:19):
home. Sleepy. Did you getme que make you sleepy? Nike will
makes you sleepy? Day quill doesnot. You know. There's just something
about taking pills from you. Oh, just makes a little scary. Yeah,
I will agree with that. Yeah. Yeah. She comes in here,
come on, and first of all, they've been in her rubby little
fingers in her hands, and they'vebeen in the bottom of her purse.
(30:42):
And then she comes in here andshe throws them at me and says,
here, take this. And I'mlike, well, what is it?
And she's like, just take it? You know, No, I need
to know what you know? Seriously, day qui. There's a difference between
Daquell and NyQuil because I don't takecold medicine. Yes, there is a
difference between day quell and niquell.Niquill makes you sleepy. It has a
little bit of an added ingredient calledalcohol that makes you sleepy, but day
(31:06):
call does not. It just hasa seed of menaphin, something to drive
your nose like a DP. Yes, that's what I was worried about.
It has a seed of menifin init, and I've been overdosing on the
seed of menifin. That's your firstproblem. You should not be taking going
there, It's fine, it keepgoing, It's fine. What's fine?
Overdosing you? Oh, it's fine. Well, you know it says it
(31:27):
says that the maximum dose is fourthousand milligrams unless otherwise directed by a physician.
Well, I'm I'm a juris doctorate, so Kelly is the closest thing
we have the doctor around here,So you know, really, So what
do you think it's been. Ihaven't taken any since I've been trying to
(31:47):
put it off. I haven't takenany since seven pm last night when I
went to bed. Yeah, butyou're already starting to get your voice raspy,
and that's not good. I knowthat. That's why I want to
get out of here, so that'swhy. And you're coughing and all of
that stuff, and dake well willhelp that. Look at her, I'm
sleepy, sneezing, coughing, aching. Steffie had fever. So you can
(32:07):
write you take this. I reallyknow what you take this personally. It's
the daytime equivalent. I please don'ttake this personally. Oh but I do
really have a serious problem with notjust you, but if anybody in this
building came in and said, here, take this. Okay, the first
thing I'm gonna wonder is, well, am I going to be able to
(32:28):
even get down the elevator when Iget done? Well, I don't know
what I got stuck. I don'tknow what it is. Ryan got stuck
in the elevator. Do you hear? That's right? Yeah? What I
would do if I got stuck inthe elevator today, I put my backpack
on the floor and I curl upand I go to sleep. Yes,
exactly. You do kind of havea point. You really don't want to
take much many pills from anybody ina radio station building. No, that
(32:51):
does pretty scary. There are certainpeople that you don't want to do that
from. However, a mother whohas raised two children and a husband who
has all been sick. If Willknow how to help you, If will
your scoop came running upstairs and belike, hey, Michael, take this,
You'll feel better in twenty minutes,I promise I would be like,
(33:12):
I would very politely take it andsay thank you very much, and then
once they turned around, I wouldput in my pocket and take it home
and hope I'm going to stop foryou know, some short of the illegal
drug on the way home. AndI love Williams scoop, so I'm gonna
set that right there while I well, I debate whether or not at least
do the pills at least say whatthey are. They say, Dave,
they don't say they're just red Joe. Yeah, I got some number on
(33:37):
worry zero Settler. That's just randomperson, that's just random purse medicine.
Then zero sell Randdice. And tothink if you work on a troubleshoot,
a consumer show and you're just tryingto get me to take something, scares
the crap at it. I don'tknow what I'm doing next, but I
guess I'll come back
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