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(00:01):
Lack fan through the hour glass.So are the days of the situation with
Michael Brown? Did Michael survive hisman cold? Will he be in today
or will we have a filling?If it's a fillain, will it be
Caldera, Will it be Jimmy,Will it be super Shoe or the best
(00:25):
of Michael Danger Brown. You're listeningto the situation with Matt What he's not
here? Who's filling in? Oh? We don't know. Okay? Is
he alive? No one's been tothe house to check. Okay. Well,
(00:47):
if you're listening to the situation withDragon Redbeard and whoever's guest hosting?
But yeah, enjoy the show?Yeah, Michael, why do you have
this boring quote radio talk show host? Close quote John Calderon he is the
worst of them all. Please don'tdo that, Michael. You sound like
(01:11):
crap. We were glad to haveyou back. Hey, Michael, welcome
back. Glad you're getting better.I just wanted to just tell you I
remember the big controversy of Alan Berg, the Jewish talk show radio host of
Denver, who was assassinated by aneo Nazi in nineteen eighty four. I
(01:34):
think you would be disgusted with what'sgoing on today? Have a good day
and go nugguess well, good morning, sunshine. Glad to see you could
make it to work today. Whatdo you have a little hair of the
dog that way you could get goingthis morning? Or what's going on?
I guess it's true what they say. The hangovers hurt more than they used
(01:57):
to. Hey, Michael, I'mhaving trouble with the talkback feature and I'm
hoping that you could submit a troubleticket on my behalf. I'll email you
the details. Michael, isn't overtlyencouraging foreigners to enter our borders illegally also
(02:20):
overtly inviting our enemies into our country? Brownie. I can't believe you took
a short week right after you tooka really short week going to Rome,
all to come down there and openthe can of whoop pass on you.
But you know, if I comedown there, you know, maybe you're
still contagious. I don't know.I don't want to catch what you had
because I can't miss work. Sowell, consider yourself lucky this time,
Brownie. Michael isn't impeachment by Congressthe remedy for a runaway President, Michael,
(02:47):
we know the truth. You werehome yesterday and Tamra said, I
don't care how sick you are,you get back to work. Rumor has
it that she's also seeing if youcan get a Sunday gig too. That
would make her life very nice everyday. Regarding the Secret Service agent.
This moment brought to you by DEIand Michael. Glad to hear you're back
(03:08):
in the studio. Hey, doyou speak brail? This? Ai?
Michael Brown sounds like crap. Youguys, gotta tweak the software on this.
Hey, I'm just checking to seeif we're gonna do taxpayer with leaf
shots today. We got ripped offlast week and you're sick, so just
(03:29):
check it in see if I needto change the channel. Thanks. Today's
show reminds me of Elon Musk's tunnelingmachine. B O R I n G.
Michael, your complaints are falling ondeaf ears here. I told you
three years ago that you needed toleave the state of Colorado. I left
(03:52):
when these Nazis took over, andI have never regretted it. Michael,
I don't know where you get someof these stories, but when somebody goes
on TV and says emptied the entireclip. I get worried that somebody does
not know what the hell they're talkingabout. It was not a clip,
(04:15):
it was a magazine. Michael.The Double Tree hotel at I seventy in
Quebec is not called the Double Tree. It's called the Trouble Tree. Get
it right, Michael. You're doinga pretty good Bill Clinton today. Keep
it up. Hello, Michael,you're not allowed to say illegal scooter.
(04:39):
That could be offending somebody. Besidesthat, all in the illegal is is
a sick bird in the wilderness.
Lack fan through the hour glass.So are the days of the situation with
Michael Brown? Did Michael survive hisman cold? Will he be in today
or will we have a filling?If it's a fillain, will it be
Caldera, Will it be Jimmy,Will it be super Shoe or the best
(00:25):
of Michael Danger Brown. You're listeningto the situation with Matt What he's not
here? Who's filling in? Oh? We don't know. Okay? Is
he alive? No one's been tothe house to check. Okay. Well,
(00:47):
if you're listening to the situation withDragon Redbeard and whoever's guest hosting?
But yeah, enjoy the show?Yeah, Michael, why do you have
this boring quote radio talk show host? Close quote John Calderon he is the
worst of them all. Please don'tdo that, Michael. You sound like
(01:11):
crap. We were glad to haveyou back. Hey, Michael, welcome
back. Glad you're getting better.I just wanted to just tell you I
remember the big controversy of Alan Berg, the Jewish talk show radio host of
Denver, who was assassinated by aneo Nazi in nineteen eighty four. I
(01:34):
think you would be disgusted with what'sgoing on today? Have a good day
and go nugguess well, good morning, sunshine. Glad to see you could
make it to work today. Whatdo you have a little hair of the
dog that way you could get goingthis morning? Or what's going on?
I guess it's true what they say. The hangovers hurt more than they used
(01:57):
to. Hey, Michael, I'mhaving trouble with the talkback feature and I'm
hoping that you could submit a troubleticket on my behalf. I'll email you
the details. Michael, isn't overtlyencouraging foreigners to enter our borders illegally also
(02:20):
overtly inviting our enemies into our country? Brownie. I can't believe you took
a short week right after you tooka really short week going to Rome,
all to come down there and openthe can of whoop pass on you.
But you know, if I comedown there, you know, maybe you're
still contagious. I don't know.I don't want to catch what you had
because I can't miss work. Sowell, consider yourself lucky this time,
Brownie. Michael isn't impeachment by Congressthe remedy for a runaway President, Michael,
(02:47):
we know the truth. You werehome yesterday and Tamra said, I
don't care how sick you are,you get back to work. Rumor has
it that she's also seeing if youcan get a Sunday gig too. That
would make her life very nice everyday. Regarding the Secret Service agent.
This moment brought to you by DEIand Michael. Glad to hear you're back
(03:08):
in the studio. Hey, doyou speak brail? This? Ai?
Michael Brown sounds like crap. Youguys, gotta tweak the software on this.
Hey, I'm just checking to seeif we're gonna do taxpayer with leaf
shots today. We got ripped offlast week and you're sick, so just
(03:29):
check it in see if I needto change the channel. Thanks. Today's
show reminds me of Elon Musk's tunnelingmachine. B O R I n G.
Michael, your complaints are falling ondeaf ears here. I told you
three years ago that you needed toleave the state of Colorado. I left
(03:52):
when these Nazis took over, andI have never regretted it. Michael,
I don't know where you get someof these stories, but when somebody goes
on TV and says emptied the entireclip. I get worried that somebody does
not know what the hell they're talkingabout. It was not a clip,
(04:15):
it was a magazine. Michael.The Double Tree hotel at I seventy in
Quebec is not called the Double Tree. It's called the Trouble Tree. Get
it right, Michael. You're doinga pretty good Bill Clinton today. Keep
it up. Hello, Michael,you're not allowed to say illegal scooter.
(04:39):
That could be offending somebody. Besidesthat, all in the illegal is is
a sick bird in the wilderness.
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