Bout Dat!

On today's 5-25-23 Thursday show: A woman spent 37k to get the ultimate revenge body, Graham has a friend that thinks yelling "let's go" should be over with, a new poll shows that almost 25 percent of men in the United States routinely sit down to go pee, there is a gross new side effect being reported amongst people taking Ozempic for weight loss, a guy says that an employee at REI smelled his shorts that he was returning, an inmate has a unique challenge in court right now over his life sentence, and tons more!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild nine nine, the base number one hit music station,
Happy Thursday, It's the JV Show. I'm Selena, I'm Graham.
Does shed work here anymore? Where? You know? I was thinking the
same thing. I don't know.I thought she'd worked here, like works
on our show? She works here? Yeah, on our show. I

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thought she had a lot going on. It was finals week. She's graduating,
I think tomorrow, which would benice if she would come in so
we can talk about that. Butyou know, she's still like around,
she's here. Is tomorrow the biggraduation day? I think we know because
I've seen her like post picture inher cap and gown. I'm like,
did it already happen? If so, wouldn't you be at work after that?

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I think I remember her saying thetwenty six because like, once you
graduate from college, like that's it, you're out. You're on your own.
R Yeah, you're out there inthe big. She'd probably show up
to your job and look, Selena, I went to college. I've been
through finals and things like that.And let me tell you what we the
boys we used to do during finalsweeks. What I mean, we used
to play this game called rug ball. What the heck is that? So

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we take all the furniture out ofour house that we lived in. I
lived in this house with ten guys. We take all the furniture out of
the living room and it was carpetedand it was a game. It was
four and four. It was tacklefootball. But you couldn't stand up.
You had to you played from yourknees. Obviously there was a lot of
drinking involved also, But this isjust something you know, finals is you

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know, it's a trustful time.But y'alls together and played rugball. Yeah,
we'd played rugball. That was Imean, so like her not being
able to come to work like trustme, Like finals, Yes, they're
tough. You got to put insome time, but you also have some
other time in between where you're offto playing rugballs. About men in general,
this is college aged Graham getting togetherwith this boys to play rugball.

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Yeah. At what age did ordo guys grow out of that stupid phase?
We don't. I would feel toplay a game of rug ball right
now. If I could get togetherwith my buddies and play rugball right now.
It's worse than I thought I couldused probably should have thought out some
more like protective equipment, some kneepadsor something a little bit nice. No,
and you get Yeah, there wasdefinitely some. There was some injuries.

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My buddy Bobby got a hip injury. He was limping for a while
after that because like the tackles,you can't build up as much speed running
from your knees. But obviously therewere still some hard hits. Wow,
this is really stupid. Yeah itis. It's really. My point is
I'm just wondering why cheating's not atwork. Can I throw this into evidence?

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Yes, if this will be allowedyour honor. This morning, when
I when I logged into my computer, you can see who the last person
to log in was, and ninetynine point nine percent of the time it's
me because I always use the samecomputer. You're always in that little studio.
But you know who was logged inlast on this computer, cheaty yesterday.

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So cheat can come to work othertimes, just not during our show,
I guess. But I thought youworked, you know, with their
show. Okay, so you're gonnaget up to her, No, of
course not. Of course, Grahamand I are both like the biggest p
words ever. We will never putour foot down never say anything. I'll
sender a nice Texas a good luckwith finals. Miss you. Let me

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know if any of the dudes oncampus or playing rug ball I want in
stupid. I'm speaking of stupid.You know how sometimes people will leave us
a talk back and leave us dadjokes and they're so stupid They're like,
great, Yeah, there's been alot of dad jokes fly, and there's
also been I think some hurt feelingsthat we haven't played all the dad jokes.
But we can't turn the show intothe dad joke hour as much as

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we would like it. But wecan sprinkle them in now and again.
Well, let's sprinkle in a momjoke. Oh okay, I'm listening.
Good morning Jav's show. Good morningSelena, Good morning gram. Well I
have a mom joke for you guystoday. Why is the chicken so happy?

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Because just because because because I thinkthat's good? I mean, what
makes it a mom joke? Justbecause a mom is telling it. I
guess it's not bad, It's notbad, but it's not the best.
Why what makes the chicken so happybecause just because I thought it was?

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What? Mate? Why is thechicken so funny? Because I thought that
was the joke. I think I'veheard this joke before. I think it's
like a meme. It's like ameme, and even was a TikTok thing
for a little while, don't Imean, don't quote me, because I'm
not you know, I don't havemy finger on the pulse of all things
TikTok. But I was fairly certainthat's how the joke went. Why is
the chicken so happy? So youthink she missed the market A little bit?

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On that, I don't know.I've never heard this before, so
I don't know. I feel likeI can't wait in But I thought it
was okay. It was okay onmy scale of mom dad jokes. We
work on it. M krim.Do you want to throw something in really
quick? I do. Okay.So yesterday during the show, I think
we had a winner for maybe acontest or something, and I said,
let's go. I've dropped a lotof let's go in my day. I

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think they date back to my collegedays of rugball. I scored two touchdowns
in one game rugball, and Ithink I was shouting let's go. Drop
the very first let's go, andthen everybody in the sports for everybody in
all popular culture, everybody says itnow. And so a buddy of mine
he heard me say that, andhe sent me a message yesterday saying he
is on the anti let's go movement. He's trying to do away with let's

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go because he says it doesn't makeany sense when people shout that, because
quote, where are we going?We're not going anywhere, Like let's go
implies that we're going leaving. Yeah, let's go. So he says it
doesn't make sense. So what heis proposing, and I will throw this
out to you and the JV Showfamily that's listening, he is proposing,

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it's my buddy Travis. If he'slistening right now from NAPA Travis new He's
got a gym in Napa Newton's Lawof Fitness. Great gym. Okay.
He wants Let's Go to be replacedwith about debt, as in, how
about that? So like you you'vedone something really good, you know,
like you just scored a touchdown,your third touchdown in rugball? About debt?

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Give me your thoughts, Travis Travis. I hate it, Travis Newton,
I hate it. And that saysa lot because I if you recall
removed the word hate from my vocabulary. Don't even use that word, so
me using it any instance mean stayingout with the passion. Right, But
but I hate that idea about that. Maybe it's the way you're saying it,

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Well you try it, because Idon't exactly know how it's supposed to
be said. Like just picture thepicture you just scored a touchdown and rugball?
About that sounded like the chicken chickenagain? About that? Is it
like a question like about that?Yeah? I think like did you just
how about that? Like? Didyou just see what I just about that?

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About that? About that? Um, I am gonna stick with Let's
Go. I you know what,I don't know if he's gotten it here
yet. I'm not fully on board, but I do think Let's Go has
peaked. I mean it's become astaple here on the JV Show. We
cannot just ditch the Let's Go movement. I don't think we can ditch it,

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but I do think it has peaked. Do you think so you think
he's on the come down? Ithink Let's Go's best days are behind us
because I started it like twenty yearsago and then it's gotten everybody jumped on
the Let's Go band, So weare looking for a replacement phrase, but
it's not about that. It mightbe though it's nuts. I'm gonna try
it. I'll sprinkle a couple oflater next to the JAV Show. I'm

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meeting in the ladies room about that. The JV Show on Wilde So Graham
and I last break, we're justwondering, Um, where's Cheaty. Yeah,
we've we've only seen her once inthe last two weeks. Right,
she does have a lot going on, She's about to graduate, she's been
busy with finals. Good Morning Jav'sshow, Selena Graham, just one thing,

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I wanted to give a shout outto Cheaty for always being on the
radio. Doesn't matter if it's inthe morning, at night. I'm like,
when does this girl sleep? I'mjust ever, I'm just wondering how
she does it. How is sheout on the radio at midnight and then
she has to be there in themorning. So, yeah, she's so
cool. Do you want to Imean always being on the radio. That

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wouldn't that imply that you'd be onthe radio? He said, I don't
know when she sleeps. She's thereworking at night and then there in the
morning. Well, I haven't seenher here in the morning time. I'm
looking around, and she got hereright now. She wasn't here last week,
say for one day, Um,but when she last night, she
wasn't here last night. Sometimes she'llfeel in for Angelina, but I don't

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think that was yesterday. I thinkshe was here last night because remember my
computer was her login was the lastUS on my computer, So she must
have been here yesterday or last nightor something. The last logging on mine
is Angelina. Well, I mean, who know? Its okay, who
knows? Who knows? But we'rejust giving cheaty heart time. We love
we love cheating. She's great andwe're so excited for her because she is

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graduating this week. Unless it alreadyhappened and now she's just on vacation,
I don't know, but we're veryproud of her. Um. We have
one more talk back here, youknow here on the JV show, we'd
like to say, let's go.Well, Graham's friend he said let's go
is dead. Let's go as deadinstead, we should replace it without that?
About that, yeah, I'm nottoo sure about that yet. I'm

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not a fan of that one.Will we have a submission from Angie.
This is what she thinks that weshould replace it with morning guys. It's
Angie. Um Graham, If Ihear you say about that another time,
I will drive to the radio stationand slap you. Oh my god.
I don't like it at all,Um, but I have a submission.

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How about let's get it instead oflet's go. I don't know, um
anyway, have a good day,guys. Bye. What do you think
about that? One? Great?You can't tell me that. Look,
and I'm not I'm not an advocatehere for about Dad. I'm just throwing
this is what my buddy said.He said, let's goes dead, and
about about that is here, Butlet's get it. You mean to tell

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me it is better than let's goor about that? It ain't. I
think it's not. It's it's okay. I give it a seven out of
ten, way higher than about that. So you want Warriors fans the next
time the Warriors are in the playoffs. I think it goes well. You're
saying it weird. That's how shesaid it. I'm saying it how she's

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saying it because that was her submission. Okay, let's get that. Well,
we're leaving this open. If anyoneelse has any ideas, you let
us know. Okay, old ladiesrooms, let's get it about that,
all right. So there's a momof two who spends it thirty seven thousand

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dollars after her boyfriend of fifteen yearsdumped her. She's like, you know
what, I'm gonna get a revengebody. So she went and she got
like her lips done, she gotan eyelift, she got hair transplants,
she got a boob job, shegot a BBL facelift, light bulb,
she even got like the down thereall redone. Everything's upgraded to me.

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Um, just a quick question.Sure, do revenge bodies actually work?
Of course people will go out anddo that. You're saying, yes,
okay, so you would become jealousor like or what if you see your
ex girlfriend all of a sudden thatyou dumped looking hot all of a sudden.
I think it bothers you a littlebit, just a t just a

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tight, just a teensy time.I don't think it gets it's the effect
that you think going through all thattrouble you. I don't think it's given
the effect that you think it's goingto have, but I think it I
think you notice. I think thatother person notices if you still run into
each other and see each other,follow each other on social media, because
some people break up and that's it. It didn't matter if you got a
revenge body. I never saw youagain. And what is it like if

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it bothered you a little bit.Let's say you did run into them,
or maybe you just come across thepicture on social media. What is the
thinking behind it? Are you like, man, why didn't you look that
when we were together? Or gettingall hot for your next dude? Or
like, what is what bothers youabout that? That's a good question.
I don't know. I don't Idon't know if it makes you jealous maybe
or regretful that you broke up withthis person, like whoa they are?

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Wow? You know. I don'tknow if you kind of re you know,
renotice them a little bit. Idon't think. I don't think it's
I don't think it's out why didn'tthey look like that when we were together?
But I bet you there are peoplethat think that way. I don't
think a revenge body works to theextent of it's going to make your ex
want to get back to gonna rememberall the horrible things that you guys went

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through and oh the lies and deception. I'm assuming, um, if anything,
I could see myself just being upsetthat you're going to look all hot
for the next person. Do youknow what I mean when I want you
to suffer. I don't even wantyou to find a next person. I
want you to be alone for therest of your life. Do you think
guys get a revenge body like?Do you think it works that way?

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Do you think if you think theycan? Yeah, but do you think
do you think that matters to ladies? Like I think guys sadly, we're
a little we're a little more shallow, we're a little more superficial. It
probably works better that direction for guys. But do you think you and as
a as a lady, Selena,do you think you would be like,
oh, man, when we weretogether, he just was dad bowed.

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Now he's like all ripped and likeabs and stuff like. Do you think
that it was at the same effect? I think a little bit, Maybe
not as much as guys, buta little bit, because I don't want
you looking over the next person.I want you to look like, you
know, the bone that you werewould break up really just chewing on hard
time. You look sad and depressed, not all ripped and oiled up and

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buff. You know, why areyou picturing it all oiled up? So?
I don't know. I'm just imaginingit being summertime and you're out sweating.
Yeah, oiled up does help givesa little definition. Yeah, okay,
little shine to it. I knowwhat you mean. Ah, how
are we already out of time?I know we have more stuff to discuss
here in the ladies room. We'regoing to continue our meeting. Next.

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We have to get to some Miguelhere though. It's sure thing Wildney for
nine, the base number one hitmusic station. About that the JV show
on Wild for nine, the basenumber one hit music stations. So we've
been trying to find a replacement forus saying let's go here on the JV
show because Graham's friend said that it'sjust it's done, let's go. It's

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had its time, right, andhe suggested that we replace that let's go
phrase with about that. Yeah,And as much as I don't like it,
that might be the one to stick. Because it's so stupid. I
cannot stop a thing. There's somethingabout it. There's something about that that

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I look, I'm not fully I'mnot fully on board yet, but I'm
willing to there. Wow, rightnow, you seem very anti to start
the show, and then here youare. Now we're here. Yeah,
it's like seventy thirty right now.But again we're still taking suggestions on the
talk back from Mike if you havean idea. All right, Graham are
meeting in the ladies room. Allright. So a new poll, this

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one done by you gov, whichis a pretty reputable polling site. They
set out to find out the percentageof men in different countries around the world
that sit down to go Number one. Yes, yeah, I know you're
one of them, Graham. Youdon't want to admit it on the air.
I am not. I'm not oneof them. I've admitted that in
times of extreme hangover where you feellike you can barely stand up, those

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are the times where I've gone tothe sitting Number one. Can I ask
something not about the sitting this,this is standing. Why the one hand
on the wall lean sometimes you needto brace yourself. Why I actually walked
in the other day my man wasin there. I was like whoa,
why? Why? What the lean? Sometimes you need to brace yourself.
The amount of liquid that's being removedfrom your body, it's going to throw

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your core weight out of balance alittle bit. I have no idea,
but there is something about that.I don't know. Sometimes it helps with
positioning. I you know, Idon't know what it is. Sometimes it's
comforting to throw a hand on thewall. Anyway, So back to the
pole, Okay, So what theyfound is that german Men they are by

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far the largest group of sitting downnumber one or is forty percent? Roughly
forty percent of German Men always inthis pole you could you could rate if
you always sit down, sometimes,never, whatever, always sit down to
go number one. And in Germanythey said they have a slang term for
men who sit down to go numberone, sit spinklers, which which I

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like the name, so yeah,it's spinklers. Forty percent of men do
that. Now you get to theUnited States, and I think this number
is going to be surprising for alot of people. What they found is
that ten percent of men here inthe United States are sis spinklers. They
sit down every time to go,and thirteen percent say that they sit down

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most of the time, so thatnow we're up to twenty three percent men
in the United States, so almostone in four basically, one in four
men in the United States are SISspinklers. Not every time, but but
sometimes or mostly sitting down to it. I am shocked by that number.
I would be honest, I thoughtit would be maybe in the one to

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two percent, but now we're upto twenty something. Can I ask,
you're so against it? What doyou mean? I'm not against it,
it's just not or is it like, is it a convenience thing? Is
it easier to just stand You're justin and out real quick. It's a
convenience thing. It's a public bathroomthing, so great being contact free essentially,
you know, I understand the publicbathroom doing. Although there are seat

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covers, we have to use them. I just adding an extra steff.
I feel like at home it wouldalleviate a lot on whoever has to clean
the bathroom if you would just fitactually get it in there for once and
then you know that's how you handleyour business. About that? About that,
so I can understand that side ofthings, the cleanliness thing from the

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home tile floor, So you wouldappreciate it, right, But like you
just said, you walked in yourman the other day, he's leaning there
against the wall. If you walkedin and your man was sitting down for
a number one, are you judging? Like do you think or you're just
applauding, You're saying, oh,finally great, the mess is gone.
Or are you gonna Let's just sayyou first start dating a guy and you

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you notice that every time he goesnumber one he said, it's down?
Is that? Why would I judge? I don't know. It would be
straight like to me, maybe youwalked in and your wife and she was
standing. Would you be judging?Yes, I would. And if I
like, I don't know, Ithink like my friend group, if I
found out one of my buddies satdown every single time, I'd have questions.

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We need to normalize sitting because it'sreally not that big of a deal.
We're just not used to it.And that's why I'll get it off.
He's off. Look, I'm notripping on it. It just seems
different because it's not something I'm notsomething I'm used to exactly because of the
societal norms. But also it's there'sone way that's way more convenient. It's
just it's so much ease here.No, I get it. There's actually

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a lot of women, including myself, who wish I could just stand Sometimes
I could just walk in and walkback out instead of having to do all
the other extra steps. Okay,but you're saying on behalf of ladies,
because here we are in the ladiesroom, you're saying on behalf of ladies.
You guys aren't judging the guys thatsit down, because I feel like
you we're mocking me at the STAnot me. That's just the way it

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sounded. So I'm just and nowyou're and now you're over here championing the
normalize, normalize the sitting. Okay, but earlier, no, I wasn't
even words of my mouth. Itseemed like you were mocking me as a
joke. All right. Coming upinside Today's had its trending at the fifty
fives, we have to talk aboutthe vander Pump Rules reunion Part one?
Dude? Was that last night night? Yeah, spoiler alert, I haven't

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watched it yet. I'm not goingto spoil anything, and if I do,
I'll say spoiler alert first. Butit's coming up the JV show on
Wild nine nine. Well, thenif for nine we were just talking about
a pole. Little Grandma's telling usabout a pole of how many American men
sit when they tinkle, and it'salmost I thought, it's almost one in
four that do it every time ormost of the time. Interesting, what

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are people saying online? So ourbuddy Cato on Twitter checking in, she
says, my man is a sitterand it's great. I think he only
does it at home. The onlyproblem is he takes forever because he's on
his phone. Can't take twenty minutesto go number one when you have three
kids, buddy. Otherwise much cleanerand no up toilet seats in our house.
Yeah, so win win, Iguess. So it's going to be
a tough to convert the remaining seventyfive percent of guys that don't do this.

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I agree, but I can seethere maybe our some advantages do it.
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
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All right. Part one of theVandy Rules reunion was last night. It's
a three part reunion going down everyWednesday night. For three weeks, and

(21:34):
part one was corazy um. Itwas basically a bashed Tom Sandoval spoiler spoiler
alert. Yea, hey, I'mgonna give a big spoiler alerts in case
anyone does plan on watching this latertoday whenever all of us do, all
of us um, so spoiler alert. If we don't want to hear any

(21:56):
of this, just go ahead andturn your radio, Dana, just for
a minute or so. So theonly thing that could have made this better
was if Rikel was actually in thesame room with everyone. She couldn't be
there because of the restraining order shehad at the time of the taping against
Sheena for punching her, So Raquelhad to be in a trailer nearby,
just watching everything go down on aTV monitor, so she couldn't really have

(22:19):
any input in anything sense. Whywouldn't they have her miked up and just
during COVID they had everybody from home. Why can't she just be at her
house listening. I don't know.That doesn't make any sense. I don't
know. I wish they would havedone that or at least let her,
yeah talk back to the other castmembers, But that wasn't a thing.

(22:41):
From what I saw. I wishI could get to everything, but I'm
just gonna do this. Okay.Things got really heated between Tom and James,
who was Raquel's ex fiance and Tom'sfriend. He obviously feels super betrayed
because he's like, bro, youjust hooked up with my ex fiance.
Like bro, code, hello,you don't do that. Here's them arguing.
It starts off with James, you'renothing, and rain get in my

(23:07):
face? Anna you up? Oh, I'm so quickly honestly, look at
me, Broke, I'm way.You just sit down. Hey, listen
to me. You actually stay inthe He's the one that say the first
time a day in the chair.Um. Neither of those guys can't kick
anybody's butt, by the way,neither of them look like they could fight.

(23:32):
Andy ConA is like, you actuallywon't do anything, just sit down.
So Andy gets to sit down forlike two seconds, and then he's
like, you know what, Igotta go to the bathroom. Okay,
okay, go peep share. Dude, you're a one with a mustache.
With the mustache, that's good.That is good? Do you think Let

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me address that first. The thingthat James Kennedy's so upset about which is
seems like it's a little church toeverything else that's going on here, Like
the bigger issue is that all thecheating and stuff. But do you think
that's a violation of bro code?Somebody hooks up with your ex fiance,
so you've broken up. He brokeup with her, and she's free and

(24:14):
single and a friend of yours wholike, again, they're friends, but
I don't think they're like the tightestfriends in the world. Is that a
violent You think that's a violation ofbro code. I do think it's a
violation of bro code, because Ithink that would be a violation of grow
code. Yeah, I think it. It's a little too it's a little
too close to home. But bythe same account, like throughout this season,

(24:36):
the thing you see is that Jamesis so bothered by this, and
clearly he's that it points to thefact that he's not over Raquel, right,
I mean clearly was like shaking atthe reunion about trying to trying to
fight Tom. Tom paid for whichwas very odd, and earlier season paid
for James Kennedy's entire engagement proposal andfireworks and all this stuff. They call

(24:59):
some thousand dollars thousands of dollars toput together this engagement for James Riquel obviously
didn't work out, and then youjust go and hook up with her after
they break up single. By theway, it's still the code. It
was broken. Tom was really emotional. Other people didn't like that. I
just want to thank everybody for beingpull yourself together. Man, this isn't

(25:26):
just on him. I couldn't evenget a word out. I mean,
he doesn't does not deserve much sympathy, right none, No, no,
I agree. Um, I'm goingto hold on to my Shakira's stories so
we can have time for one ofyears. Graam, all right, take
a moment say your goodbyes to ababy bison in Yellowstone National Park. A
park visitor observed this baby bison getsseparated from its mom and the rest of
its herd as they all crossed asection of river there this past weekend.

(25:49):
So this person decided, hey,you know what I'm gonna do. I'm
gonna help this little baby bison,and he kind of lifted it and pushed
it up this embankment next to theriver. But when this baby bison returned
to its herd, it was promptlyrejected. I don't know if they could
smell the reek of human on thereor what, but the bison herd didn't
want anything to do with it.So then this little baby was spotted going

(26:10):
up to cars and people later thatday, and park officials they tried again
and again to reunite it with hisherd, but they didn't want it back,
so park rangers had to put thebaby bison down. Oh my god,
that's a little extreme. Yes,So the moral of the story is,
I guess even if you think you'rejust trying to help a little animal
out, you probably shouldn't. Butalso, why couldn't someone just adopt this

(26:33):
cute little thing instead of euthanizing adoptbison? Well, wouldn't you rather adopt
this thing out to a home.It's like you can own a cow,
right, you can own a bison. It's very that's true. That's true.
So why wouldn't they find a homefor this little guy instead of putting
it down? It seemed awful?Yeah, all right, thank you Graham
for that horrible story. You're welcomeNext on the JV Show, Um,

(26:55):
I want to talk about one ofthe strange side effects of ozempeg. This
is the drug a lot of peoplewere using to lose weight quickly, not
knowing this was going to happen tothem. I have details next the JV
show on Wild all right, Sozempic this is the drug that people were
like, Oh my god, it'sa miracle drug. It's helping me lose

(27:17):
weight, even though that's not whatit was initially meant for, right,
But doctors were prescribing it for Imean, a lot of celebrities would use
this, you know, to loseweight and whatnot. And it works.
Yeah, apparently it works really well. Yeah. Well a lot of people
have said that it made them loseweight too fast and that and looks like
their skin couldn't catch up, sothey were left with like sagging skin.

(27:37):
Do you remember that people were complainingabout that. Well, here's something else
people are complaining about. It's um, it's making them soil their sheets at
night. What do you mean?What do you how? How is that
a side effect? I've watched alot of those drug company commercials at nause
ups at stomach diarrhea, and they'llrattle off one hundred things, drive redness,

(27:59):
itchy elbow. But I've never heardhim say that in the bed.
Yep, Well it doesn't. Itdoesn't say that. I think this might
have made people think twice about gettingon this drug. But it says there's
users who are rushing to the restroom. We're waking up in in a mess.
Twenty four percent of experience the constipation. Yes, thirty percent have suffered
from the rhea because of this.There's one person that said they were on

(28:23):
a walk and thought they could makeit home and they new Slash they didn't.
They couldn't. That's the worst.They can't control it. That's the
worst walk home ever. You're probablywalking your dog. You have a bag,
right, I don't. I don'tknow if they were walking a dog
or not. But when are yougonna do how you're gonna go on a
little teeny tiny doggie bag? Youhave to pick it up though, right

(28:45):
if it's on the ground, youit's like clean up after your dog.
This consistency. That's the worst.When you've got when your dog does one
of those, You're like, I'mjust wiping this around on the sidewalk,
paping it. Yeah, this isnot I'm actually not in any of this
up. It's like I'm doing somewater color painting. Yeah, I guess
there's there's a lot. There's alot that that people are finding out about

(29:08):
this because it's messing with that yourfood intake. So it's you know,
everything on the other side of thatis irregular, now you know. Okay,
but let's just say this. You'vebeen trying to lose weight and get
in shape and nothing works. You'vetried dieting, you've you've been torturing yourself
in the gym, and nothing isworking. And I get let's set aside

(29:29):
the fact that this drug is forpeople with diabetes, and that's what it
should be used for, because youdon't want a shortage of something for people
that Actually, let's just say there'sa surplus of this stuff and doctors can
start prescribing it for weight loss justfor that purpose. Nobody with diabetes is
affected at all. And but okay, here's your list of side effects.
And one of them may be thatthis happens in your bed how often?

(29:53):
Not every night, maybe like once, not every night, but it's a
distinct possibility, and let's just sayit probably will happen. It will happen
at some point. Are you gonnaif you you the patient. Are you
gonna say no, you know what, I'm not it's not worth it,
given that you've tried everything to loseweight and just have not been able to
do it. And here's this medicinethat shows actual results for the majority of

(30:18):
people, and like they've they've losta lot of weight, right, so
I could have my dream body basicallyevery once in a while, I might
just but I might just be thebed. Might I would too? I
mean, I just like, sogross, do you think they're gonna start
making I haven't heard anything about whetheror not this drug kind of like in

(30:40):
that scenario laid out will become sortof mass available to people for this reason
because they yes, there are shortagesof it now because people are using it
for the wrong thing. But won'tthe manufacturer go, like, you know
what we should do? We canmake I know in big pharmacy, big
pharma in this country, you knowwhat we could do make a ton of

(31:00):
money if we make more of thisstuff and sell it for a lot of
money. Oh yeah, let's dothat. I think I think it was
that coming. I think so,But that kind of scares me. And
I'm not like health guru over hereby any means, but that just seems
very unnatural a minute. If thisis one of the side effects the in
the bed, what else, whatelse could happen? But again, you

(31:22):
just said, and I think Iagreed that, well, I'm willing to
roll the dice on. I'm willingto roll the dice on to change my
cheets and a couple of times thatscares me. That's myself. It scares
me last because I'm married and ina secure relationship. But if you were
new what your wife's saying. Butif you were newly dating and someone spending
the night for the first time,and that happened, you got well,

(31:48):
let's just say there's no second datein the future. Nobody's spending the night
again. After that, The JVShow on Wild Me for nine, the
base and number one hit music station, The JV Show, and Thursday,
I'm Selena and I'm Graham. Beforewe get to men's fashion, there is
something that TikTok has declared. Iguess it is an easy way to say
it. Can I go back totalking about Arianna really quick from vander Pump

(32:10):
Rules, because she has been inher bag. I guess you know she
had that she had the ad withSofi. Remember we talked about this earlier
in the week. She got paidand people thought that, you know,
because she was moving boxes out ofher home. She was moving out of
the house she shares her Tom.No, it was. It was a

(32:30):
paid ad for so Fium. Iguess she also has some kind of deal
with raising canes and they were aspart of this promotion. They had her
working the drive through window random okayfor like an hour and I'm looking at
the pictures and it was I thoughtit was really cool. Fans were like
really excited to see her and they'relike snapping like selfies with her and stuff.

(32:51):
If I would have pulled up,I don't think I would recognize her.
And I see pictures of her allthe time, yeah, because I've
talked about her all the time,your online all the time. But if
I were to see her in reallife, I don't think I would recognize
her. I don't think. Yeah, Like if there wasn't any like prompt
or something that told me that shewas going to be there, and I'm

(33:12):
just pulling through picking up my foodand there's no cameras or anything around capturing
this to tip me off that something'sup. I would, you wouldn't either,
doubt I would be Like if shelooks kind of familiar, I don't
think I would. I don't thinki'd recognize her. And I watched the
show. She uh kind of.I don't want to say her basic,
but I did. I said,I don't want to say that. I

(33:32):
didn't say that. I got it. But she doesn't have that like celebrity
look yet. Maybe it's because shehasn't done a lot of plastic surgery.
But I'm sure it'll it'll, It'llget the reality star. It'll happen.
Ye, all right. So peopleon TikTok are declaring the death of skinny
jeans, which we've talked about before. It's already happened, it's been happening

(33:54):
for a while. But now withmen, they're saying it's time to go
baggy pants, like baggy, likesuper baggy, because we used to wear
baggy pants back in the day,but they were baggy. Maybe not,
I don't think people and they're notthere yet. But loose, okay,
I'm here for that. Loose trousersis what this article says. You're here

(34:15):
trousers because like something my grandpas bewearing gram you don't go all the way
skinny, but they're like, Idon't know, why would you describe the
pants you have a right now,slightly tighter than I would want them to
be because they shrink in the wash, so you want them loose. Yes,
I'd never embraced the full I neverwent full skinny gene because I have
I have big feet, I havea size thirteen. It's not a brag.

(34:38):
It's just like I always felt likeif I went full skinny gene that
was tight around the ankle Like thatto me? Is this the quality of
a skinny gene is how tight itis around the ankle. That's the marquee
feature. Are you and I couldn'tdo that? It look ridiculous. Are
you willing to make the change togo like full on wide leg, which
is what everyone's doing right now.No, I'm not going wide leg,

(34:59):
but I certainly I'm embracing the loosergene. Like the last pair of jeans
I bought, I don't buy clothesoften, and probably, let's be honest,
my wife probably bonded for me.They were they're more relaxed fit.
But and you're and when you firstput them on You're like, wow,
man, I'm swimming in these things, and then you look in the mirror
and you're like, no, itstill just looks like it doesn't look like
a baggy pant like back in theday baggy pants. I'm not going to

(35:22):
does that look stupid even if everyoneelse is doing it because they're going baggy,
they're going loose, they're going bigpants, big pants, or what's
happening right now? I'm not doingthat. No, I'm gonna gimer just
go for a more comfortable, relaxedfit. I never went fully fully skinny.
I'm not going fully baggy. I'mgonna stay right down there, right
in the middle somewhere. That's exactlywhat I would expect from you. Yeah.

(35:43):
Well, the JV Show on WildMagic, Matt in the mix,
Wolady for nine the base number oneat music station. Thank you, Matthew,
But you are miss lets Matthew aboutthat, Matthew that before we get
to the JAV show, you haveNope game. We were talking about Vandy
Rules. Part one of the reunionwas last night, the three part thing,

(36:04):
So m it's gonna go on forthree weeks. Has there ever been
at three part reunion before in thehistory of reality TV. This is like
a really long stretched out reunion.Yeah. I mean usually they're two parters,
but to unpack everything that happened thisseason, I'm I'm here for the
three parts understandable. All right,we have a talkback having to do with
the reunion show, which premiered lastnight. I would say, this is

(36:25):
Christian from San Ley. Andro justwanted to give you a super sarcastic thank
you because I'm listening to you guysalways talking about Vanderpump Rules on the air,
and my lady's always talking about it, and she comes over last night
She's like, we're gonna watch thereunion part once. So we watch it
and it's like, damn it.I had we spent like three hours on

(36:45):
pause so she could fill me inon everybody's names and who did what,
and who did who, and who'swho, and who changed their name from
Raquel Rachel and what the hell?Especially you Graham, because I figured if
Graham liked it, oh, itcould be okay and and and and now
I have like ten seasons to catchup on and I don't want to do

(37:06):
it. I was perfectly happy withmy life. You are how many hours?
Oh, I'm sorry, but well, look, you don't have to
go back and watch all those previousseasons because your girl she filled you in
on who did who and who didwhat and there, and believe me,
if you're starting from scratch, thereis a lot of that because the backstory
between all these people and the twistsand turns, Oh my god, drama.

(37:30):
At this point, if you've alreadyjumped in and gone straight to the
reunion, just start from there becauseyou already know enough. Yeah, you
don't need to go back. Andrewatch, I think he's gotten the full
recap. But again, my apologiesfor making this become a part of your
life. All right, let's bringon Samantha. Hi, Samantha, Hi,
Hi, and you're with Olive.You said, yes, my daughter

(37:50):
olives almost seven? Oh, hi, Olive, if you can hear me
back there? All right, Graham, are we allowing them to play as
a team mom and daughter duo here? I mean sure, but no cheating,
cheating, that's the rule. Aslong as you answer the questions in
a timely manner, we will allow. It's all right, Samantha in Olive,
you're playing today for tickets to theSamteo County Fair. It's going down

(38:14):
June third through eleventh. We're gonnaask you four questions. All I gotta
get three right and you win thisfour packet tickets. So question number one,
right, fat shafts is a businessand Benetia that it's called fat shafts.
Can we say that in front ofa seven year old? Yeah,
it's a business. It's a businessin Benetia, that fat. Yeah,
it sells targets, strings and allother necessary equipment for what type of sport?

(38:43):
Target three? Um archery? Yeah? Ye, wait to go.
Are you sure last time I walkedinto a fat shaft that was different?
All right? Question number two?There are only around two hundred seventy people
in the entire world that have earnedthe distinction of becoming a master of this

(39:05):
type of wine expert what are theycall? I don't know. We're yeah,
you these are the really good guesses. You're not You're not looking these
up, are you? Samantha?Okay, Okay, you just gotta ask.

(39:27):
I gotta ask master Somalia. Yeah, there's only a handful of the
entire on the entire planet. Iknow one of them. You do I
do what? All right? Samantha, you're on a roll so far,
question number three. Before hosting theVoice, Carson Daley got his big break
as a VJ on What MTV Show. Oh that's an easy one. Three

(39:51):
for three. This one's just icingon the cake. You've already won the
game. A question number four.In order to make your SODA's fizzy a
drink, make force what type ofgas into them? Carbon monoxide? Oxide
is the carbon they're killing you.That's why I don't want YouTube YouTube perfect.

(40:22):
Well, way to go, Samanthaand all of you guys made the
perfect team. You won four tickets. You're welcome. You guys are going
too the Samanteo County Fair to enjoysome carnival rides and food. They had
the Safe Way concert series and Dragonswhich is a new edition this year.
Plus you're going to be getting aparking pass so you don't really have to
pay for any of that. Senseyou're very welcome, of course. All

(40:44):
right, hang on really quick,you guys. Coming up inside. Today's
side is trending at the fifty five. Can we dive a little deeper into
this new engagement between Jeff Bezos andLaurence Sanchez. Sure, a lot of
people are wondering about a prenup.You know what is Jeff? What is
he? Yeah? What could Laurenpossibly walk away? With all of that?
Coming up the JV Show on Wildninety four nine, Really quick a

(41:07):
birthday talk back, Good morning,morning show. This is Brianna from Venetia,
and I was hoping that you couldwish my son Evan a happy sixteenth
birthday. We listen to you everymorning on the way to school, and
he will definitely be listening at thefifty five. Thank you, love you
day, Love you, and happybirthday, Happy birthday, Evan. Listen

(41:29):
to that the fifty five. Someof your brandy and there's really transcended.
It's part of pop culture now thefifty five. You know can be listening
at the fifty five. Do youthink he listens for me or for you?
Though? Well, I mean thatbirthday for mean birthday? Bro?
What's up? Have a good oneand again, enjoy your birthday. It's

(41:51):
all the stuff you need to knowwhat's hot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the bay. All right,
let's have a little deeper into thisengagement between Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez.
Shall we sure as you know,they got engaged in Spain aboard Jeff's
five hundred million dollars super yacht.Her Ring is insane, supposedly twenty carrots

(42:14):
and worth like two point five milliondollars. I saw a headline that said
it might be thirty carrots. Howis this possible? And you're how are
you just lugging that thing around onyour dainty little finger? Pretty heavy?
So there's a lot of speculation thatthey are going to be signing a prenup.
Remember Jeff's last marriage, there wasno prenap in place, and his

(42:34):
ex wife Mackenzie walked away with athirty eight billion dollars settlements. It's crazy.
So a prenup when there's this amountof wealth involved, probably a good
idea. Jeff Bezos is worth onehundred and thirty eight billion dollars. By
the way, I'm an expert weightin. This expert does not work.
Is a lawyer, does not workfor either of them. This is just
him given his two cents. Hesays that Lauren Sanchez could easily earn like

(42:59):
a million dollars every year that they'remarried, and that's being on like the
modest side, right, Um,she could obviously get a whole lot more
if they were to go their separateways. And then they went on to
list all the stuff that Jeff Bezosowns. Shall we go through this?
Sure? Obviously Amazon, that's wheremost of the money comes from. Well,
Amazon also owns Whole Foods ye.Then there's Amazon Web Services, the

(43:21):
backbone of major websites like Airbnb,Yelp, Ticketmaster. Then there's Amazon Air,
the airline that helps deliver all thepackages. They also lease out planes.
There's obviously Amazon Prime Video. Amazonalso owns MGM's full entertainment catalog.
They recently dip their toes into thesports pond with Thursday Night Football. Ye.

(43:43):
Jeff also owns The Washington Post.His real estate portfolio is worth more
than five hundred million dollars. Thenthere's Blue Origin, to Jeff Bezos owns
and it still is not including allof his planes, helicopters, and boats,
including that five hundred million dollars superyachts. It's crazy. Even with
a prenup, there's no doubt inmy mind that should they break up and

(44:07):
this, you know, marriage failsonce. I mean they're just engaged but
once they're married and they get adivorce, there's no doubt in my mind
that she will, even with somecrazy prenup, she will be a billionaire.
She has no way she'll walk awaywith less than a billion dollars.
So she will have a billion dollarsto her name, no doubt, and
it's probably going to be several billion. But that's a drop in the bucket.

(44:29):
Watch. I was just going tosay, when you've got that kind
of money, he wouldn't even noticethat money being gone, would not It's
a rounding error at that point,which is like crazy to think. And
a billion dollars she's having one billionand he's got one hundred and thirty three
billion or whatever. It seems like, Oh she's only get a tiny portion.
You it's tough to spend a billiondollars in your lifetime. That's it
crewing so much interest so fast,you're making so much you'll be making so

(44:52):
much money on your money. Thenit's tough to spend it as faster than
it's coming in because that's insane tothinking problem out. So Taylor Swift is
collaboring with Ice Spice. Taylor announcedshe's on the new version of her song
Karma as part of the Midnight's Deluxealbum. Now, this is really interesting
because Taylor's boyfriend Matt Healey from thenineteen seventy five as you know, a

(45:13):
lot of Swifties not a fan ofthis guy because based on some interviews and
some podcasts, he just doesn't seemlike a good person. He says some
very horrible thing. Yes, andone of the people that he talked about
and insulted on a podcast was IceSpice, saying some I guess racial things
about her. So and even thoughhe apologized, a lot of people are

(45:35):
like that apology was like nothing.We can clearly see the kind of person
you are, which is why alot of people don't want Taylor with this
guy. And it seems weird forTaylor to now be working with Ice Spice.
I will say this, Ice Spiceand Taylor do seem to have a
legit friendship going on in like amutual respect for one another. But if
I was Ice Spice, I wouldbe very I don't know, I would

(45:58):
really feel some type of way aboutmy distreet friend. You know, we've
been cooled this far dating a guywho was saying these things about me.
On a podcast and then given thisweak apology about it after. Yeah,
agreed, But we also heard Taylorthis earlier this week saying she's the happiest
she's ever been in her life.Everything is that's right, She's so happy,
so happy, so happy. Theother she was going to drop here

(46:20):
on this guy because like he soundsnot sounds like good person. No,
the things he was saying about differentraces right on this podcast, Like,
Taylor, why are you with thisguy? And I mean, I don't
want to say that I Spice shouldn'tcollab with Taylor Swift because of him,
because she's clearly a fan of Taylor, and I think Taylor is a really
good person. But it'd be toughto pass up that Taylor Swift clab.

(46:44):
Let's put it that way. Fromfrom a career standpoint, but from a
personal standpoint, you wouldn't judge somebodyfor passing up up working with Taylor because
of those reasons. I would thinkshe's totally justified to pass it up.
Absolutely, But you don't want toit's you know, it could be allowed
to doll Or is attached to thatclub, and then there's that Yeah,
all right, Graham, what doyou have, all right, Well,
the little flickering glimmer of hope thatthe A's We're going to somehow stay in

(47:06):
Oakland has pretty much all been extinguished. The team announced yesterday that a tentative
agreement has been reached between the stateand Nevada and the team to fund their
new stadium built in Las Vegas,that one point five billion dollars stadium.
They've been a lot of back andforth over the past couple weeks about how
much public money, taxpayer money theywere going to need to come up with
from the Nevada's side of things toget that ballpark built. Apparently they have

(47:28):
settled on a number. I don'tthink they've disclosed that yet. I think
it was probably in the neighborhood offour hundred million. This public funding bill,
excuse me, has still yet toget voted on and approved by by
the Nevada States Senate and Assembly,so it's got to pass those couple things.
But I don't see the A's comingback to resume talks with their tail
between their legs to get a ballparkbuilt here anytime soon. So they gone,

(47:50):
well, then get out of here, Yeah, get on it,
Get on out of here. Theycan't leave fast enough. Go play next
season or whenever you're going to leavein that in that Triple A Ballpark in
Vegas. Get out of here.We're done with you. Bye bye.
Um. Next on the JV Show, can we talk about Taco Tuesday.
It's Thursday? I know, butlet's I want to talk about Taco Tuesday
that on a Thursday. Okay,got it? Okay, we'll do that.
Next the JV Show on Wild fornine, the base number one hit

(48:15):
music station, The JV Show.I'm Selena and Graham. Um, do
you remember us talking about Taco Tuesday. Ha, Lebron would all always like
post him and his family enjoying TacoTuesday at his home. Know what it
is? Why did I get believed? So there's a new commercial. He's

(48:37):
teaming up a Taco Bell. Andthe reason why he is teaming up a
Taco Bell now is because previously whenhe was doing this Taco Tuesday, he
was afraid that he was going toget sued because Taco Tuesday is already trademark.
So we tried to like buy it, he got rejected. Um,
you would think Taco like Taco Bell, would have a say in this they're

(48:59):
they're to go bell Um. They'reactually working together to try to get the
trademark or released from whoever has itright now. Um, let me see
it is John. No, TacoJohn's based in Wyoming has the Taco Tuesday
trademark. They've owned it since nineteeneighty nine. I was gonna say if

(49:20):
it was a recent thing, likeno, that's part of general popular culture
verbiage, like we all say that. Well, that's that's how they feel
it is. They feel like anyoneshould be able to use it. But
they were like getting Lebron was likegetting threatened with legal stuff for him saying
it. He's like, what theheck? Like everyone just says Taco Tuesday.
Look, if I was Tacouna,if I was Taco John and I

(49:42):
owned the Taco Tuesday copyright, I'mselling that thing. I guarantee you can
make more money on that though.Tacos. You're gonna sell with whatever little
branding you use that for, sellthat to Lebron and Taco Bell for a
boatload of money. The Lebron andTaco Bell they've teamed up to try to
get the trademark lifted. Here's thecommercial because this is a commercial and there's

(50:06):
a trademark on taco. I meansomeone owned taco. Come on, man,
everyone should be able to say andcelebrate taco, Taco Taco. Do
so throughout the commercial when he's sayingTaco Tuesday, they like put a sound
effect over Tuesday because you can't sayit, You'll get sued. It is
crazy. Lebron James acting, bythe way, notch. He's always so
so so good. What a greatactor, what just generational talent in acting.

(50:30):
The whole thing is just so ridiculous. Yeah, and please don't put
him in any We allowed to saytaco Tuesday. That's a good question.
Should we not be saying it?You should be bleeping all of yours taco?
Give us you're allowed to talk aboutit? Right? I don't know,
are we? I think you're gonewild money for nine. I think
you can taco about it? Littlegood one? All right, what do

(50:52):
you have got it? I've gota funny piece of audio I will want
to play for you. This guyposted a video wondering if this is Arii's
policy for their store workers, becausehe says he returned a pair of shorts
and then something really interesting happened bythe person that was accepting the return to
verify that or checked to see maybeif he hadn't warned them, and he

(51:14):
wants to know is this standard procedure? So I just returned a pair of
shorts to ARII today, and isit your policy for an associate if you're
returning shorts to smell the crotch ofyour shorts? Fairly wore them? I
mean I wore them briefly. Iget you have like sweaty clientele, like
outdoor people. I get it,But that in front of me, they

(51:36):
went, okay, thank you,turns them inside out? Where the nut
it? All right? Great?Um, so that's gonna go to card
And I was like, I like, couldn't hide my face. Stop it,
they're not doing that. They smelledthe crotchel up his shorts right where
the what was it? What sitsthere? It sounded like, excuse me,

(52:00):
is a delicious afternoon snack if you'relooking for something packed for protein,
gets some nuts? But Slenna.I look, I would never do that
to a guy returning if I wasworking at the store returning a pair of
shorts, right, But let's justsay you own a clothing brand or a
clothing store, and you really wantto crack down on people returning clothes that

(52:21):
have been worn. The only saythere's no stains or anywhere tear or dirt
or anything on them. The onlyway you can tell if somebody has worn
them before not is with the humannose. That's the only method to detect
whether or not someone has warned thesethings, because you can tell, and
the human nose can detect that rightsall. So you need a retail sniffer

(52:45):
back there or or accepting returns.You need somebody to bury their nose right
in the crotch of the shorts ifyou or elsewhere. And your boss is
telling you to smell the crotchels ofany jeans, shorts, pants, anything
that's returned. Are you're you're doingit? I'm I'm not saying I'm doing
it, but I'm saying you needa retail sniffer, like you need to

(53:07):
have a retail sniffer on staff.Because let's say this, You own this
clothing store, and it's a bigproblem. People keep buying clothes but then
just keep returning them. They're wearingthem one time for an Instagram photo shoot
or something, and you need toput a stop to this. You need
to enforce your return policy that nothingcan be worn. You have to hire
a retail sniffer, because how elseare you going to tell if I just

(53:28):
I hope you wouldn't your employees todo this is gross? And what about
what about upper body clothing? Areyou smelling the pits? Yes, you
have to smell the pits. Sorry, this smells like onions. We're gonna
have you just keep that and theyget back home. Nope, we were
not accepting this return. Did youhave meatballs for? What is that?
What? A my? My?Maybe a terakee glaze on them? I

(53:52):
think, But you know, howembarrassed would you be if you go to
return your shorts right the employees smellssmells them right in front of you and
then tells you they're not returnable.I that you'd be mortified. This guy
was embarrassed that this happened right infront of him, right, but they
still accepted his return. And Ilike how he says, You know,

(54:15):
ari I, you've got a lotof sweaty clientele, a lot of outdoor
people. Yeah, but so maybeARII, maybe they do have retail sniffers.
We just don't know. And maybethey weren't supposed to do it right
in front of the customer, butthen again, it's right there at the
point of sale. You've got toeither to accept the return or not.
Your retail sniffer has to be frontfacing. They've got to be I think

(54:36):
they should too, or that,or you could train a dog to do
it, because dogs have a sniffingdog. But dogs have an incredible sense
of smell. Yes, and somedogs love smelling crutches. That's all they
do. It's like, can youget can you get Buster away from that
pile of return pants? He won'tstop sniffing them. The JV Show on

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Wild for nine, the base numberone at music station. The JV Show
on a Thursday, I'm Selena.A couple of talkbacks really quick. This
one actually came in yesterday. It'sa birthday shout out for this morning.
Good morning, Selena and Graham.This is Selena from Richmond. I just
wanted to hopefully get you guys towish my baby girl a happy birthday tomorrow,

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May twenty six, and she's gonnabe turning eleven. Her name is
Mila and we listen between eight andeight thirty in the morning. On the
way to school. I sent youguys an email as well. Hopefully you
got it. But yes, ifyou can wish her happy birthday, I
would so appreciate it. We wouldlove it. Thank you guys so much.
Okay, so I'll admit I gotmy dates wrong. Today's at twenty
fifth, Tomorrow it's at twenty six. Yeah, so the dates just weren't

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Dayton in my head. I doapologize. Yeah, but you know,
happy birthday today. Birthday still,Yes, something that we're talking about.
Graham was telling us how ARII someonegoes in to return some shorts and the
employee and right in front of himwas like, are these yous? And
he smells the Crotchell region and it'slike they're good, return accepted. We
have a talk back on that.So how about stuff that you return at

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Amazon? You know, because there'sa lot of people that return stuff,
you know, after they use itthat one time. I know I'm guilty
for it, but you just kindof wonder, like when you re buy
things, do they give the peoplethe items that they returned to the new
person. That's kind of gross ifyou think about it now. But no

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one should be smelling. No one'scrotch for a job. No, okay,
I agree with that last part.Ask for they ask for. Do
they resell things? Yes? No, oh, I don't think they do.
I think a lot of the fastfashion items we talked about this yesterday,
the really affordable clothing items you sendit back on Amazon, I don't

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think they're reselling them. I thinkthey're shredding them and they're going now they're
definitely resold because I look at allthe reviews and I and even tell you
how many times there's a review fromsomeone saying this has been war and there's
makeup on this or this is dirty. Well, then they put then they
did. Then there gave it thesniff. They put their nose right into
it. But we talked yesterday abouthow there's a pile of clothes in the

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in a desert in Chili that canbe seen from space and it's basically returns
and or items that were misprints orwhatever in the fashion world, and that's
where they end up getting shipped andthrown into the Those are your fast fashion
sites like fashion Nova or Sheen onAmazon. And don't forget Amazon is just
like the market place, that's whatyou want to call it. These are
all its individual independent sellers that sellon Amazon. They're definitely reselling their stuff

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once it's returned. Some yeah,some of it. But we've also learned
we've also learned that items that Amazonstocks, if it's below a certain price
point, Amazon's been, they justshred a bunch of the stuff. They
throw it away. All this itis It's incredibly wasteful, the amount of
waste we create on this cheap plasticjunk and all this stuff. It doesn't

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get resold, it just gets scrapped. It's crazy. So I want to
talk about this inmates. Benjamin Schreiberor Schreiber or something, I don't know.
In the nineties, right, thisguy was convicted of first degree murder
after he hit a guy to deathwith the handle of a pickaxe, and
he was sentenced to life in prison. Now, when you're serving a life

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sentence, the only way out isI mean to die, right lea,
serve your entire life if you're servinga sentence, yeah, without the possibility
of parole. Yes, otherwise parole'syour way out. Okay, Well that
would be the only other option.That or to die. Well, in
twenty fifteen, this guy or tobreak out El Chapo or like. So

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in twenty fifteen, this guy gotsick. He started to develop kidney stones
and he suffered from septic poisoning andhe goes to the hospital and he ended
up dying and he had to beresuscitated like five times after his heart kept
on stopping. So he died right. He went back to court and he

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tried to use that as like,well, I served my life. I
died, but I just happened tocome back to life. It's an interesting
loophole. I've never thought about it. Don't you think that should count?
I mean, he did die rightexactly, but there's no death certificate because
they revived him, so he didn'tHe was never pronounced dead, but he

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was of his heart stop now ifhe was pronounced dead and they wrote the
paperwork and then he woke up inthe body bag later on the way of
the funeral home. Should be letout in that case, yep, because
they the doctors called it for you, that life is over. You somehow
found a new one and you're back. He fought this for years like no,
no, no, my life,said now this is my new life,
Like I died on that table andthey kept on rejecting him and rejecting

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him. Eventually, he actually diddie last month due to natural causes.
But for like five years, morethan five years, he was trying to
fight this and get out on thattechnicality. Well, what's funny is like,
as ridiculous as it sounds, there'sa ton of stuff in the law
books and the Constitution and stuff,and we hang on every and we take

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every word literally and oh no,no that it says this. So it's
not outlandish to think that somebody couldmake a court case arguing in that same
fashion. Well, no, itsays life sense until you're dead, and
I died, so by the youknow, by the letter of the lock
here, I definitely satisfied that requirement. I know. There's an incredible amount

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of that bickering that goes on inWashington, and it is just based on
the wording of some of a lotof the laws or constitution or whatever.
So it's not it's ridiculous that argumentthat so trying, But more ridiculous things
have been argued, and one onits way up to the Supreme Court.
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine, Miley cyrus there so that she doesn't

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plan on touring basically. Ever,again, she doesn't like having to get
dressed in a locker room. Shedoesn't like traveling everywhere by bus. It
just ain't for her. So sorry, Miley fans, I fewer going to
see her more at some point,don't you get like a really nice dressing
room? Ka, you make allthese demands about what's in there. Also,
you don't have to travel by buss. They have these things called air
planes. I mean, there's someother options out there, Miley, but

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you know who am I? Itstill has to be tiring, you know,
Yeah, I'm sure it's very brullinga good time. You can't travel
plane, you know, by planeto every single city. Let's say it's
here, you're going. Are yougonna take a plane from San Francisco to
San Jose? No? But Icould take this thing called a helicopter.
I could take a stretch from them. You're not riding the greyhound like,

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just just to be honest, what'swrong with the greyhound? It's if you
have a limitless wealth and you're notriding the greyhound bus. You're just not.
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot in music, movies,
shows and the most talked about storieshappening today in the Bay. Graham,
were you aware that a new seasonof The Kardashians is out on Hulu?

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No? Or one episode? MIs it necessary? I'm curious if
anyone is watching this show. Iget when the first season was coming out.
You know, people were talking aboutit because it was their first show
away from the E network. Youknow, they're starting a whole new reality
show. What's it gonna be like? Everyone was, you know, watching

(01:02:20):
eagerly. Um, I'll be honest, even I've kind of fallen off the
Kardashian reality show bandwid I think mostpeople have. I want there has to
be some people still watching. UM, So, if anyone gives a fart,
the new season is here, it'supon us. It premiered today.
Chloe reveals the name of her sonin this first episode. She talks about
how hard it was connecting with him. He was born via surrogate. If

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you don't know any farts given hereyet, Graham, Oh, let me
just check around the old jar,the old char Well, how about this.
Kim opened up about getting the divorcefrom Kanye, and she was talking
about how no matter what he saysin interviews like he's going off and spreading
lies and rumors. She always takesthe high road. She stays silent.

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All of his shenanigans. I don'teven know what to call it. A
rick is going to be far moredamaging to the kids one day then my
tape will ever be. That's right, and I have to sit here and
not say anything ever, because Iknow one day my kids will appreciate that.

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She was like, how is thisguy every chance and get he gets
in public? He's bringing up thetape, the tape, but he's asking
me for permission whenever I want totalk about him on the show, Like,
you're not asking my permission when you'regoing off about this and that in
whatever interview or podcast you're on.I don't envy that position that she's in,
because it's a hard one. Hesays a different thing every minute,

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and a lot of it is terrible, and of course that is going to
affect the kids because he's just bashedher over and over and over again.
Now, let's say you're a kidagainst Lena. Would you rather a dad
that sparks, spouts off and saysa bunch of crazy stuff in the press,
or a mom that had an adulttape released. I mean, they're

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not ideal situations, but I'd ratherhave the mom with the tape because that
was like your PREU pass. Whateveryou did that, you got rich off
of it. We got rich.Yeah, but my dad kind of saying
all these off the wall things,I think I would rather not have that.
I don't know both that ideal.Now, don't get me wrong.
Your friends are never gonna let youhear the end of the mom tape.

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Just I'm just telling you. Listen, how about this, Remember the talk
that Kim had an affair with Drakewhile married to Kanye. She says that
Kanye is the one that started that. He was the one that started a
rumor that said I was having hookingup with Drake, having an affair a
whole marriage. She accused me ofthat publicly. So the person that's supposed

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to protect me the most publicly wouldaccuse me of having an affair. Brutal.
It's so crazy. Still not gonnago back and watch the show,
but yeah, I can't imagine beingin a position like that. I'm shocked
their marriage lasted as long as itdid. Do you think it was just
because she didn't want to have aninstant failed marriage. Yeah, I think

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she didn't want to have another divorce, you know, a public one,
and she held up for as longas she could, and so she couldn't
until she couldn't anymore. Shakira isbegging Tom Cruise to stop flirting with her.
So I remember they were seeing hangingout at the Miami Formula one Grand
Prix earlier this month, and theylooked like they hit it off. They
were laughing, they were talking forever. Tom reportedly even sent her flowers afterwards,

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and you know, as Shakira fanswho were like, no, no,
no, keep you and your scientologystuff away from her, like as
far as possible. There was evenreports that Tom was seriously pursuing her,
like you thought there was a realconnection between them. Well, according to
a source, she Kura just diday'tfeeling it. Okay, she doesn't want
to embarrass or upset Tom Cruise,but there is zero attraction or romance on

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her part. She was just beingnice. Yeah, she was being friendly,
like she's flattered, but she's notinterested. So we can all relax.
Tom Cruise is not going to wooher by the sounds of this,
Well, he's not done yet.He's going to pull out all the stops.
He's never going to give up.Likes a challenge, I'm sure.
So he's gonna just keep sending flowersand you know, to see what happens.

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Yeah, I get out of here, Tom, all right, Graham,
what do you have? All right? Yesterday, Meta continued their round
after round of layoffs, and accordingto some reports, about six thousand employees
got axed yesterday. Ameta, whichis Facebook's parent company, we know they've
now cut a total of twenty onethousand jobs since just this past November.
Mark Zuckerberg has said that twenty twentythree is the year of Efficiency for his

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company, which apparently translates to justfire everybody that you've hired over the past
couple of years while the company wasgrowing. Ameta was our on our JV
show job layoff tracking newsdesk, alist which now includes I Gotta get a
deep breath. Here's Lena Jordash TwitterBox shit right off the back, Dworadash
Twitter left, Meta, Cisco,Stripe, Roku, HP Plaid Blue Apron

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Airtable, Amazon Salesforce, Microsoft,Google, Spotify, Intel's Plunk Impossible Foods
riv On del Zoom, Hasbro,eBay, Disney, Yahoo, docus On,
lucid Ea, David's Bridal three mGap, open Door, drop Box,
Upwork, Unity, Shopify, Twist, LinkedIn, Paramount, and Meta
Again that have all made recent substantialcuts to their workforce. So I've met
it on there twice or did youjust motion together into one? I think
I had him on there twice.Yeah, you have to have him twice.
Yeah, I actually act them threetimes because they've had a couple of

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different roles in these layoffs. Yeah, to get to that, all the
list to be as accurate as possible, you know what I mean. Thank
you, and in chronological order.Maybe next time alphabetical order will work on
that. I'll work on them.Thank you. Graham The JV Show on
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