Cheesy Pasta Bubble Guts

On today's 5-16-23 Tuesday show: A woman shares a super embarrassing story about spending the night at a guy's house after some cheesy pasta wrecked her stomach, a man tried to avoid a DUI by putting his dog in the driver's seat, a study says that if you laugh at dark jokes you are probably smarter than average so we test it out, Graham has a scary enounter with a massive spider, some residents in the UK have a hack for getting potholes filled quickly, and the Oakland A's have the lowest attendance for a game in over 40 years!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild nine ninein the base number one hit music station,
Happy Tuesday, The JAV Show.I'm Selena, I'm gram Grammy.
See this? Yeah? What yougot there? I got a package?
Oh so do I you? Ohyeah? If anyone spends anything in the
mail these days. But let's seewhat it is? Would you get it?

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Is it addressed to you to theJV Show like maybe it's two met
too, it's just to you.It's to Selena at Wild who gives a
part. It's a It's a book. Okay, you're a big You're a
big reader. Now, so Iam. I was reading that book that
turned into like an erotic novel?Yeah remember that? Did you ever finish
that? Boy? I did along time ago? Finished it? No,

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actually finished a book? Ye?And did it leave you wanting more?
Were you salivating? Were your loinsyearning for another erotic novel? Um?
No? I was about done.It made me uncomfortable to read?
Yeah, but didn't it wasn't itsort of exciting? And put it down?
Yeah? See he had. Myloins were not yearning. Stop saying

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that. Were they burning? No? Want to go to the doctor.
My loins were not what are loinsanyways. You know, look, you're
it's like you're Crotchell region. Yeah, maybe it's the it's you're just don't
worry about it. It's your loins. Anyways. I got a book.
It's a It's Megan Trainer's new newbook, Dear Future Mama, m Megan

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Trainers, the new Chrissie Teagan.Why does everyone keep saying that I like
Megan Trainer? I actually like hermore now than I did a long time
ago. Maybe it's because she's beingso open about her life and relationship.
I like that stuff. Ever sinceshe told the world that her and her
man have dueling toilets in their bathrooms. Suddenly we care about every little thing

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that she comments on. I mean, why, I just I don't you
can't you agree that Suddenly her sheis like she's Chrissy t get asked.
Suddenly we get an article about everysingle little thing she says or comments on
me and who gives a fart alittle bit? And I did come out

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of nowhere, like where has shebeen the last five years? And all
of that end She's here. ButI'm not mad at it, or not
as mad as you. But Chrisask Okay, fine, I agree with
that, And sir, can wetalk about how Chrissy Teagan has like there
isn't a daily article hanging on everyword or what she had for breakfast that
day? Or is she has sheremoved? Has she removed herself slightly from

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the social media world and spotlight maybe? Or did we all just get to
the same point of you know,I still see things not as often,
but I still do see things onChrissy Tegan. I just don't bring them
to the JV show. Would youlike me to start? No? But
I know because I read, youknow, I read a lot of news,
and just daily for a long time, just on Yahoo or something.

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There would be an article always aboutsomething she said, something she did,
or something she ate let me,or something her her kids did. Can
you believe this happened? It wasjust it was just ridiculous. I couldn't
deal with it anymore. I justgoogle some headlines for her. Anything good.
Let's see, Chrissy Teagan's baby daughterhad a big milestone on Mother's Day.

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Oh, so it is ston't happeningfart. John Legend's Mother's Day post
for Chrissy Teagan might make you cry. Chrissy Teagan says children Luna and Miles
are thriving. Let's see Chrissy Teagena John Legend reveal glimpse of their newborn.
Chrissy Teagan said she's grateful for herhelpful nanny's Chrissie Teaguan opens Cravings Bakery

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pop up in La I can keepgoing so so so maybe I've just maybe
the algorithms figured out that I don'twant any content and doesn't get served to
me. But somebody out there's justgobbling it up. Oh oh, I
can't. I can't get enough ofthe character. You know, gobblers be
goblin they do um. You saidyou had something that happened to you,

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Graham find very scary. Everyone listenedto this. I had a terrifying encounter
yesterday. Terrifying Selena. Okay,so my wife and I are building this
house and we got a bunch ofrain, you know what was that a
week ago or something, and gota bunch of stuff wet. A long
story short, I had to spenda few hours down in the crawl space
under the house the other day thathow do you do space? How do

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you do it? Well? Mosta lot of houses doing what do you
put there, like bodies and stuff. No, it's just the space that's
under the house. In case youever need to get to some of the
plumbing or whatever you need to fixsomething into there, you need to run
ducks for vents and stuff under there. That's that's where it goes. How
do you deal with small spaces?Um? Not? Well, okay,

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because you only have about You're supposedto have eighteen inches under there, and
let's be honest, I probably alittle bit less. So you've got about
sixteen seventeen inches under there. Soit's not tall enough under there to like
crawl. You've got to like you'relike army crawling. Yea, yeah,
You've got to worm your way around. And like sometimes the fastest way to
get to one area to there isjust like roll like a steamroller. You

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just roll like you're kids. Weird. Is it dirt under there? Like?
Is it dirty? No? Wellit's not. Let's let's not say
it's clean. But it's concrete underthere. And so there's some puddles under
there that filled up from the rain. So not only was I crawling in
a very tight, dark space,it's also I'm also soaking wet so it's
just not a fun it's not afun experience. And I'm not generally a

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claustrophobic person, but if you startthinking about it, as you get farther
and farther away from the access holethat you climb down in, and you
get farther and farther away, andthen there's a couple spots where you have
to really squeeze through. There's likesome vents and ducks and stuff running,
and I mean, if you're fatterthan me, you're not fitting through there.

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I was. I was Max thebiggest thing that could fit through the
opening, basically, That's what shesaid. I but I'm like worming my
way like through this one spot andliterally almost stuck. I'm squeezing through this
thing and Selena, I look up. I'm wearing a headlamp, by the
way, just to give you avisual, I have a headlamp, my

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head lamp on. I look upand right in front of my face is
the biggest spider you've ever seen.Selena, this thing is like, this
thing is Tarantula esque. It ishumongous. Did you scream like a little
girl? What was your first reaction? I can barely get my arm up
in front. I have one armfree. I don't have anything with me

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except my bare hand, Selena,and it was killed or be killed.
It was mere him. I hadto kill this spider with my bare hands.
God, it was fight or flight. It was fear factor down there.
There was nothing I could do.I couldn't move, I couldn't back
out the way. It's like Icouldn't get away from this thing. Before

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it was going to jump, Ipictured it jumping onto my face and biting
my nose off. You smushed itwith your hand the fastest swipe you've ever
seen, and he, I mean, the guy exploded, spider guts all
over your hand everywhere. Selina splutteredeverywhere, and then you just moved on
like you didn't just murder an innocentspider. Look, normally spider's home,

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I probably, No, that's myhouse. He's in my house. Yeah,
normally I'll grab him with some tissueand I'll throw him outside. But
this was not that. I wasnot given that option. And this thing
was a monster, Selena. Hewas getting ready to chew on my skull.
And it was a split second decision. And I'm not proud of it,
but I had to do it.It was terribul with that. I

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mean all of his spider friends andfamily could have came for you, Like
what if they were just in thecuts, like hiding. They're probably they're
plotting the revenge, Johnny. Nowthey are. I'll just move out,
Selena. It was terrifying. AndI got back, I got farther under
the house to this one spot,and I gave up. I was like,
I'm not going through that next part. Are you normal, normally able
to um not kill? But yousay you take them outside? Are you

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able to do that without like beingscared and screaming and stuff like that with
spiders. Yeah, I'm not afan of spiders. Don't get me wrong.
I hate snakes. Women. Youcan calmly, like remove one from
your home if I have a likea bunch of toilet paper or a tissue
or yeah, I can't even dothat. I start freaking out, like
panicking. I can't. I can'tgo near it. The problem is if

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you miss, that's when the panicsets in, because then it drops and
it runs away, and you knowit's mad at you. Oh yeah,
yeah, and never it's gonna hideand wait till you go to sleep,
and then you'll never find it again. Yeah, that, I'll lay eggs
in your dude, you should haveseen this thing I swattered. This was
the biggest spider you've ever seen.It's the biggest spider I've ever run into
in the wild. Can I asksomething else? Yeah, when you do

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have a spider, let's say it'sin the toilet paper, you're taking it
outside, will you pretend to likeflinch and like throw it at your wife
like my man does to me.No, Oh, that's really nice to
you. That's not a bad idea, though, No, don't do that.
It gets me every time. Um. Coming up next on the JV
Show, Graham wants to share areally embarrassing story from a girl on TikTok
because some shorts from a guy shewas she was with and from to night

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at his house, something happened inthe shorts. The JV Show on Wild
nine nine, the base number onehit music station, The talk Backs Rolling
in Happy Tuesday nine, the basenumber one hit music station, It's your
pal Alcatraz al aka the Last Prisoner, checking in with the question have you

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been experiencing and increase of mosquitoes lately? If so, some scientific studies say
using coconut scentence so repels those bloodsuckers. Is this true? And have you
heard of this? Anyways? Iwould like to give a shout out to
my Nie Chevelle and hit Words.She listens to the JV show every day
all the way to school. Goodmorning, Oh my god? Any question?

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Yeah? Wait? Is he ishe auditioning for the show? Because
that's not a bad little demo tapethere. He just put together want of
energy and he had he had atopic getting there, a question, a
shout out. He's even got ahe's got a radio nickname already, the
last living prisoner. What was it? I don't know, but like that,
we might have to hire this dude. Yeah, alcatraz Al. If

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you're still listening, can you leaveus another talkback one? Why do they
call you that? Yeah? Doyou want to join the show? Do
you have a resume? Have you? Do you have any radio experience?
Right? Wait, Slidna, haveyou been experienced? To answer his question,
have you been experiencing increasing mosquitoes?I actually have? Yeah, me
too, I think so. Ithink this is going to be a rough

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mosquito month or a couple of monthsbecause of all the standing water from all
the rain. That's how mosquito hear. That's how they they hatch. I
got lit up by a mean oneyesterday, got me like four times on
the arm. Oh my god,Oh my god, oh my god.
I thought it was one of thosethings where they like bite you or whatever
and then die. Or is thatbees when they sting you. Yeah,

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mosquitoes, they bite you in there, they live. They're living the best
life. After they suck your blood, man, suck your blood. One
more talk back. Good morning,guys. This is Julie over here in
Washington State. I listened to youguys every morning, and guys are doing
a good job. But Graham,all I gotta say about the spider Peter,
Peter's coming for you. I'm justkidding. Hey, have a good

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day, Thank you. Do youthink so? I shared a story about
how I came face to face withthe world's biggest spider in the crawl space
under my house and I had abare hand. It was it was me
or am Selena. I made thechange, bare hand s mushed him.
Survival the fittest, does Peter?Did I upset Peter? Well, you
know, for the ethchool treatment ofanimals or spiders. Did they rally for

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the spiders or not? Um,I don't think they do. An insect
are they rallying? Do they rallyfor the insects? Oh? Oh,
I just looked it up. Yeah, according to Peter, this is on
their website. All animals have feelingsand have a right to live from unnecessary
suffering, regardless of whether they areconsidered pests or ugly. I think they

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do really say that. Yeah,ugly animals have feelings too. Yeah.
Interesting? Yeah, so I thinkthat they do ride for the spiders.
Okay, well, I'd like toapologize for Peter, but I would like
them to ride for me also,because this spider was going to kill me
if I didn't kill him. Soif they're riding for me, then that's
fine. But I don't know whatI was supposed to do. Honestly,

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I don't know either. I don'tknow if I could have done it bare
handed. I didn't think I hadthat in me either, But there was
no spider and there was no otherchoice. All right, what else,
Graham? Okay is this I'm gonnalay out this scenario, and I want
to know what you would have doneand what you live stain would have done
because this is hysterical. Somebody asked, like, what's the most embarrassing thing
that's ever happened to you while sleepingover in a guy's house? And so

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this woman posted a video on TikTok. She says she went to this guy's
house. I don't know it didn'tsay said they were newly dating, so
I don't know if this is thefirst time spending the night or she'd spent
a few nights there. But shesaid they were having dinner, steak,
and cheesy pasta together, and shesays she went to town on the cheesy
pasta. She basically ate the entirething herself because her date said, I

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don't do dairy. I'm lactose intolerant. Well, it turns out she herself
maybe was a smooth lactose and tolerantas well, because she said she woke
up in the night, you know, five or six o'clock in the morning,
and her stomach was making the loudestsounds in the world, and she's
like, oh my god, Igot to get to the bathroom. This
is an emergency. Said. Theonly problem was this guy lived with roommates

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and the bathroom that was connected tohis room didn't have a door, so
she's like, if I go inthere and use the bathroom, he's gonna
hear it and yeah, smell it. So she said. She waited there,
She fought it out, waited untilhe got up in the morning and
got into the shower. Once hegot in the shower, she hopped out

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of bed. She looked around.She's in her underwear. She looked around
the first thing she could find,because you need to put something on to
run downstairs to use the other bathroom. Again, this is a split second.
She is a sprint. This isan emergency. But she didn't want
the roommates there to see her itrunning around underwear, so she grabbed the
first thing she saw, a pairof this guy's shorts. She throws on
the shorts. She starts sprinting downthe stairs. Before she hits the bottom

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of the stairs, it happened.It happened right there and right there in
his shorts. So she said,She goes into the bathroom. She doesn't
know what to do. Here's whatI want to ask you. Here,
I'll stop the story. There.You're you're in the another bathroom in the
house, your new guy that you'redating's in the shower. You've just soiled

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his shorts. It's about six thirtyseven o'clock in the morning. What do
you have to leave? You haveto leave, just get out. But
how you're gonna go out the frontdoor and some soiled shorts without your belongings
onto the street. Honestly, I'mleaving the belongings. I'm taking off the
clothes and wrapping myself in the towel. I'm leaving. I don't care how

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I get home. I just needto get out of there before he catches
me. But what are you goingto walk home in your underwear? I
don't care. Yes, if that'swhat it takes for him to not see
me, what did she do?Be realistic, Selena? What would you
do? Because there's no way you'dsprint out the door in your underwear and
shorts behind. I would take itwith me. You got to destroy the
evidence and throw it away in likethe neighbors trashman or something I agree with.

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I'm wrapping myself in a towel andI am leaving. You're legitimately gonna
walk out in the streets of Heywardwearing a towel at seven o'clock in the
morning with no phone, no walletand try to get home. Yeah.
I like this idea. So whatdid she do well? She says she
washed the shorts in the sink andthen put them back on wet and then

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went upstairs. And she says thisguy was very sympathetic and understanding to the
whole situation, was concerned. Heknew for her stomach issues. But she
says she didn't totally divolge. Shebasically, I don't think he knew what
happened to the shorts she went up. There's like I get a question like
why his shorts were soaking wet?Now like she's just fallen into a swimming

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pool. Yeah, see, Idon't know. But she says he was
very sympathetic and understanding, and shewent home and she never had to disclose
her embarrassing secret. I'm with you. You destroy the evidence, take him
off. You hired him at thebottom of trash can something. He wants
to know where his shorts are.You've never seen him. No, I
don't know what you're talking about.I'm not running out into the street in

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my underwear and towels. I'm gonnatry to play it. I'm gonna attempt
like her to play it off insidethe house. That's what you have to
do. It's not I don't know. I don't know. There's no guarantee
you can. Yeah, there's noguarantee you can pull it off though that
damn cheesy pasta. I can't goto town on the cheesy tallerant scenario ever,

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the worst thing that could ever happenwhile you're sleeping over to guy's house
you fear unlocked. The JV showon Wild ninety nine, WelCom me for
nine the base number one hit musicstation, Happy Tuesday, Grammy, really
quick, can we say, well, we have to give away at seven
fifty? I certainly think so.There's no like restrictions on that. Yesterday

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it's like, do I read theemails? The emails that close? Well,
let me just just quick check here, let's see okay, well Grammy
is checking. We can we cansay at seven am, we can okay,
that was a close. So aftera seven am, be here so
I can tell you what we're givenaway at seven fifty because it is major.
Um. A couple of dog storiesreally quick. Um. There was

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a three year old puppy that wasrescue. This is in Missouri, was
rescued by a law enforcement handed overto Like Rescue One, which is a
nonprofit animal rescue and vet clinic therein Springfield. And this poor doggie,
I don't understand how people can beso awful. They had drawn swastikas all

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over this dog. They wrote onher back, don't feed this dog.
It's a bunch of animal abusers.And thankfully this dog was rescued and is
now being cared for, but itis looking for a forever home. My
question for you, Graham, becausethey have been trying to give this dog
like bath after bath after bath toget all the writing off of it,

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and I guess it's starting to fade. Yeah, if you worked there at
the rescue, or maybe if thiswas a dog that you were wanting to
take in and actually show it somelove and a good home while it had
this writing on it, would yoube out taking this dog for a walk.
Nope, can't do it me either, But it needs to be walked.
Sorry, a little buddy, yougotta live in your cage for just

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a little longer and then I willgive you the home that you deserve.
Why are people the worst? Idon't know. I don't deserve. Pets
were like, pets are so sweet, They're the best thing. What did
the dog ever do? Right?That was just a little puppy, it's
yeah, three months old. Comeon, people are the worst. Yeah,

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but I'm not taking that dog backin your cage. You gotta stand
there. Now, you have adog story as well, this one I
love, Selena. This is great. And tell me if you don't agree
that this is some quick thinking geniusright here. Okay, So this guy
gets pulled over for speeding. Turnsout he had also been doing he was
also under the influence. And asthe officer is walking up to the car,

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he noticed that, like there's alot of movement going on in the
car. Well, it turns outthe driver he was just switching places with
his dog, and he put hisdog in the driver's seat and then he
got in the passenger seat and hesaid he was not driving. It was
the dog that was driving. Um, as you can imagine, the cops

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didn't believe that story. But Imean, this is a pretty quick thinking
because he's like, it was itcouldn't have been me that was speeding.
It couldn't been me that was drivingout influence. The dog has been driving
this whole time, even like,officer, have you not been on YouTube?
Dogs are doing everything these days.It's not that far out exactly.

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There was a video of one ofthem driving a car feet they raked it
up, so it clearly could havebeen an officer. Just train it properly.
Like I was arrested and done.I don't care how drunk I am.
I don't think I would ever thinkof something like this, would you
know? There's no way I think. Do you think you would get away

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with it? Yeah? Well,I mean do we know what kind of
dog it was? But if itwas like the tiniest little like Chihuahua,
it's like, how can you seeover the Yeah, it's quick, it's
worth a shot. Right, You'regetting arrested one way or another. Oh
God, why are people so stupid? Sometimes? The JV Show on Wild
ninety nine Stany for nine before weget to Today's had his trending first a

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talk back, Yo, Good morningGraham, Good Morranus, and good morning
Cheety. If she's there, it'syour boy. Nobody's special. I'm just
waking up, but I want Iwish a fiancee La Visa. Congratulations on
graduating from grad schools past Sunday.I love her so much. She persevere,
she did it. She is anamazing partner, amazing step brother,

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and amazing human being. I loveher so much. Oh that's really nice.
What was that? That's the veryender you think. It's just like,
you know, he was just wakingup. He was very very unexpected
costive energy at the end. Thereat the end. I like it.

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And congratulations to her talk back.It's all the stuff you need to know
what's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay. Okay, a few things from TMZ's Britney Spears
documentary. First though, I wouldlike to say that yesterday my math was

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just not mathin Okay. I waslike, why do we need a documentary
about Britney's freedom when she's only beenfree for like six months? My bad?
She's been free since November of twentytwenty one, not twenty twenty two,
so that makes a year and ahalf. Oh that's a lot of
freedom. But either way, Istill think that the documentary unnecessary. But
it aired last night on Fox.Yeah, it was called Britney Spears The

(22:41):
Price of freedom, and it focusedon Britney's life after the conservatorship, and
they said that Britney basically lives inisolation and stays to herself. By the
way, it was TMZ that putthis together TMZ Investigates, So they said
that she basically lives in isolation.She stays to herself a lot at home
at the pool, she just kindof lays out hands dances as we all
know. Along with the claims thatshe stays up for days on energy drinks

(23:06):
and coffee, which we talked abouthere on the show. They also said
that Brittany is a binge sleeper,like she'll sleep for like three days and
then she's up for a few,then she sleeps for a few and that's
just her her cycle. How doyou parent? She doesn't. Her kids
live with her dad with their dadgot it one hundred percent of the time,

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So it's really just her and herhusband Sam, who, according to
this documentary, their marriage is indeep trouble. They said that they fight
a lot. She's a portly gottenphysical with him and he just kind of
takes it because he's a passive guy, doesn't want to escalate things in the
sense that I got but they getinto screaming matches like all the time,
and securities. They've even had tobreak up their fights. I do you

(23:51):
believe it? I believe it.Her behavior is very erratic. I can
see her predictable. I can seeher snap it off and screaming at him,
and he's probably like, I don'tyou just woke up. I don't
know what I did. I don'tknow why here, I don't know why
you're upset with me right now.By the way, if anyone gives a
fart, you brought up her kids. She has two sons, um dad

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Kevin. Federline is trying to movethem to Hawaii, so they sent a
letter to Britney's lawyer asking him she'sokay with the move. If not,
they got to take it to court, but reports say that she most likely
will not object because she hasn't seenthem in over a year. Anyways.
Wow, so that's sad. It'svery very sad. Yeah, Megan Fox
opening up about her struggle with bodydysmorphia. Meghan is one of four cover

(24:33):
stars of Sports Illustrated twenty twenty threeissue, as is Martha Stewart. Did
you see her cover? I youknow what I saw a piece of that,
and I didn't know. She looksreally good. How old is Martha
Sture to give Martha Stewart, Iwant to say late seventies. I think
she's eighty. Martha's Steuart is eightyone. She looks really, really good.

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The thirst traps are trappings. Okay. Back to Megan though. Okay,
So she's on one of the coversof Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue, and
she opened up in a video forSports Illustrated about having body dysmorphia. I
have body dysmorphia. I don't eversee myself alway other people see me.

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There was never a point in mylife where I loved my body. Never
ever. When I was little,like that was an obsession I had of
like, but I should look thisway? And why I had an awareness
of my body that young, I'mnot sure. And it definitely wasn't environmental,
because I grew up in a veryreligious environment where bodies weren't even like

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acknowledged the journey of like loving myself, who's going to be never ending.
I think that makes me really sadfor her, Yeah, because she's beautiful.
But she said in like a separatevideo, I mean separate interview previously,
that you can see someone think they'rebeautiful, and chances are they won't
even think that about themselves. Isn'tit funny that I have no idea what
Megan Fox's voice sounded like. Really, you've never seen her in a movie?

(26:00):
I feel I'm sure I have,but it's been a long time.
I just you see her all thetime in the news lately, it's just
pictures. They're an event or whatever, and it's like, I feel like
I haven't heard her speak in avery, very long time. If you'd
played that and didn't tell me whoit was, I'd have no clue,
never would be able to go.I don't think I would have either,

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even though I've seen like all ofher movies. I mean, I don't
think there's that many, but I'vedefinitely seen her in movies, but I
wouldn't be able to pick her voiceout of lineup. Yeah, Um,
Graham, what do you have?All right? Take a moment say goodbyes
to yet another horse at Churchill Downs. That's the track where they run the
Kentucky Derby. And we talked lastweek about how there were seven racehorse racehorse
deaths. Excuse me in the weekleading up to the Derby. Well,

(26:42):
now add another one to the list. Rio Moon died there this past Sunday
after Breakhan's leg had to be putdown on the track. So eight deaths
there now of horses in just thepast couple of weeks, and of course
counting because they we know in thissport they will continue to happen. And
this kind of reminds me a bitof the Santa Anita Racetrack in southern California

(27:03):
a couple of years ago, Ithink it was twenty nineteen. They had
forty two horses all die there inone race season. And that's what really
shine a spotlight on the fact thatthis happened so frequently in the sport.
I mean, that was sort ofan anomaly, that huge number. But
again, why do they have toput the horse down just because it breaks

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its legs? You know, Iwas wondered about that because it's like,
can she just put it in alittle cast and you know, best let
it watch some of its favorite showslike bench shows a while and let the
bone heal. But I guess itjust doesn't ever heal properly, and it
just doesn't Their life would be miserableafter that like that, it just doesn't
work. That still doesn't sit wellwith me. The bones ain't boning after

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that. Once you can't say that. Once they break, the bones ain't.
And I guess that's the best.Most humane thing to do is to
put them down. The most humanething to do, of course, would
be not to make them race inthe first place. Yes, yes,
yes, all right, thank youGraham. Next on the JV show,
Facial Recognition coming to airports, andone of these airports is right here in
the Via area, So I gotdetails for you. Next the JV Show

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on Wilde Now, guys, talkapable. We're giving away let's see, is
it past seven o'clock? Yes,six almost? Okay, guys, this
is major by the way, it'sthe JV show wild for nine, the
base number one hit music station.I'm Selena and I'm Graham. Happy Tuesday.
All right, Coming up seven fiftyyou guys, we have tickets for
Post Malone. Due Post Malone it'scoming to the shoreline August sixteen, So

(28:33):
seven to fifty. We are givingyou a chance to win a pair of
tickets, and the tickets go onsale this Friday at ten am. Yes,
this is huge, very huge,huger than huge. All right,
So facial recognition is coming to airportstoday. I asked some questions. Okay,
so this is how it's going tobe, and right now it's just

(28:53):
like a pilot program, so thetechnology is not accident. That was a
good one, Selena, good you. All right. So it's only in
sixteen airports as of now, oneof them being right here San Jose.
But basically, you're gonna go tothe security checkpoint and you're gonna slip your

(29:14):
ID card or your passport if that'swhat you have. You'll press it up
against a little screen, or ifyou have an ID, you just drop
it into a little slot and thenyou look into a camera that's there.
It's the size of an iPad,and if the screen flashes photo complete,
that means that your face matched upto the face it's on your ID.
Got it. So you don't haveto hand your ID card over to the

(29:36):
TSA agent that's sitting there behind thelittle podium thing. You know, they're
saying right now, this technology isto aid that TSA officer, so they're
not having to just check every singleperson. Of course, they're there as
a backup. Um, what ifyour face doesn't match your face on the
ID? I feel like I looknothing like my D picture. Does your

(29:56):
ID picture have your old nose?It's my old nose, my old eyebrows.
The computer is like this, No, this is not the same person.
This could not be. Look atthe eyebrows, look at the nose.
That worries me. And I don'tneed TSA coming for me acting like
I'm some type of imposter or I'mup to no good. And now they

(30:18):
want to search me, and Igot to sit there and go through all
these things and answer questions. Imean, obviously they have to have some
sort of some sort of you know, methods in place to deal with this,
right, because you know, guyscould grow. You can have no
beard in your picture and then havea huge bushy beard, you know,
like covering up a bunch of yourface when you go through security. There

(30:40):
has to be other markers that this, you know, the computer is looking
at. Maybe maybe I'm not givingthis technology and of credit. Maybe it
is really really advanced. I mean, they're using it at airports. It's
got to be pretty up there.By the way, even though this is
available now at the airport in SanJose. It says not every TSA checkpoint
has it, so not every traveleris going to experience it. You know,
if you're flying out of there,probably is going to be the way

(31:03):
that it will. It will it'llbe everywhere, will be h. I
mean, it's got to be aguarantee no offense to the TSA person sitting
there checking your IDs. But thecomputer has got to have a better success
rate of determining if that person isyou or not. Then then human error
because sometimes they just hold it upand sometimes you can tell they're like talking,
they're talking to the other agents.They're not even looking right, So

(31:26):
the computer has got to be moreaccurate, right, I would think.
So all right, Graham, whatdo you have? Okay, So,
speaking of kind of AI technology,we talked I think maybe last week about
how Spotify and these and a lotof music platforms we're having to take down
all these new AI generated songs.We've heard a bunch of them. They

(31:47):
sound exactly like the artists making them. They're pulling them down well as they
kind of peeled back a few morelayers of the onion. Here, we're
discovering that not only were all theseplatforms playing a bunch of a you know,
they were hosting a bunch of AIgenerated music, which now they're saying,
that's a no, no, wedon't want that, we don't want

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this stuff on our platform. Theywere there were companies that were boosting the
amount of listens that AI, thoseAI songs were getting by having AI listened
to them. So basically they werehaving their AI computers fool the platforms into
thinking they were an actual person wow, because the AI could answer, you
know, mimic an actual person's interactionwith a computer or whatever and get through,

(32:32):
get through, and so then theywere getting counted as listens. So
these AI generated songs, which againsince it's created by a computer and AI,
don't really cost anything to produce,and then suddenly they're getting a bunch
of stream numbers associated with them becausetheir bots were listening to them. And
then they were that companies getting paidthe royalties for their music, and they're

(32:58):
making a bunch of money off ofit. This is crazy. The whole
thing just needs to go away.Isn't it crazy that there's a whole world
of computers making music that need nohuman so no human involved, the computer
makes the music, and then it'sAI buddies are the ones listening to it,
and then humans on the other sideof it are the ones cashing the

(33:21):
checks. But it's it's bots listeningto bots, bots listening to music.
What does bot music sound like?It is like the bebat. No,
it's a button We've heard it soundslike literally it sounds like us. And
I don't know why all artists aren'tagainst this. Most are, most are.

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We've talked about Drake being like fedup that he's being you know,
generated ye to come out with songsthat he doesn't approve ever knows nothing about.
There was one artist I don't rememberwho it was that was like fully
embracing it, like I totally collabwith AI and it's totally fine, Like
this is so cool. No,we should be more mad about this.
We should. But it's crazy howfast. I mean, they're gonna have

(34:05):
to do all these platforms, musicplatforms and labels and stuff. It's going
to be tough for them to stayahead of it, you know, I
know, it's just it's it's gonnabe tough to catch all these scams,
especially when you got AI thinking behindit. Because AI is going to be
smart. It is smarter than allof us. Hey, i's gonna be
working out smart humans. They're gonnabe that's gonna do a pretty good job

(34:28):
of it. Dang it. TheJV Show on Wild nine, thank you
so much for hanging out with us, and happy Tuesday. All right,
Graham, what do you have?Okay? So I was reading this article
about how if you find dark humorfunny, it actually can mean that it's
a sign of intelligence that you area smart person. And there's been some

(34:50):
research about that and what makes whatthe mechanism that makes it happen. We
don't get into that, but let'sjust say if if you find dark humor
funny, there's a general core relationwith a higher IQ Selena. In this
article I'm reading, they have acouple of dark jokes, dark sense of
humor jokes. So I'm going torim to you and we're going to find
out if you're smart or not.Okay, how do you feel about that?

(35:13):
I love it? Okay? Hisfirst one is a little bit longer
of a joke to just just bucklingand just listen, all right. A
man walks into a rooftop bar.He takes a seat, next to another
guy. What are you drinking?He asked the guy magic beer. The
guy says, oh, yeah,what's so magical about it? Then the
guy shows him. He swigs somebeer, he dives off the roof of
the building, He flies around it, and then finally returns back to his

(35:36):
seat with a big smile on hisface. Amazing. The other guy says,
let me try some of that,so he grabs the beer. He
downs it, leaps off the roof, just plummets fifteen stories hits the ground.
The bartender is like, looking athim, shakes his head. You
know, you're a real jerk whenyou're drunk, Superman. Did you get

(36:06):
it? Yeah? Are you sure? Yeah? Do you need? I
think I have a high IQ thanright, That's what it says. If
I'm laughing, I think it's funny, okay. And then they have a
couple others in again, these arenot my jokes. I didn't slunket these
jokes because there's just a couple.There's two more dark humor jokes in here.
They again study, saying if youfind dark humor funny, it's a
sign of a higher IQ. Whathas four legs and one arm? Four?

(36:30):
Let um? I don't know ahappy pit bull. Selena didn't get
it? Is it because of amI don't get it? Explained because it
ripped somebody's arm off trotting around withit and it's mouth. Okay, I

(36:50):
didn't get that. Okay, fine, maybe I'm not see that's one of
the elements they say, oh dangit. The one of the processes for
why people with the find dark humorfunny and that they're more intelligent is because
a lot of dark humor jokes theytake a little thought. You gotta sometimes
you gotta think about them, andthere's usually some plan words. All right,
one one more? Why don't cannibalseat clowns? Why because they taste

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funny? Did you get that one? I got that one. Okay,
that one just wasn't as funny,but I did get it. Got it?
Does that mean I have a lowerIQ because it just wasn't funny.
I thought it was kind of stupid. I think you have a lower IQ
just because we know you who Butyeah, again, dark sense of humor.

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So there's a lot of people outthere that find that find, you
know, kind of dark jokes funny, and good news for you people,
you're you're smarter than you're average person. I consider myself someone who likes dark
humor. Um. I thought thatjust kind of meant you have like psychopathic
tendencies or something. Nope, itsays you may likely have a higher i
Q, show lower aggression, andresist negative feelings more effectively than people that

(38:07):
turn their noses up at dark jokes. Okay, that doesn't sound like me,
so maybe I'm not this. Yeah, well that's good news for someone.
I guess. The JV Show onWild nine nine Smaltony for nine,
the base number one hit music station, The JV Show. I'm Selena Graham.
Um, let me get to thephones, let me turn the phones
on, and let's bring on ourbuddy Alberto. Alberto. How are you?

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Thank You're good? How are youguys? We're good? Thank you
for asking. All right, sowe have you on the phones. Now
your caller twenty to play the JVshow. Yep, Nope, game Now.
I like to ask people how youfeeling going into this? He feeling
confident? Are you nervous? You'rescared? What's the vibe? We're a
little nervous. I'm a little nervous. I win. I think like ninety

(38:50):
percent of the time. I thinkI win, But yesterday I would lost
that. No clue what pickle boardwas? So you put some back,
come up, pickleball, pickleboard,it's a pickleballs the game you never heard
of picks? Um, Well,I hope there's no pickleball questions in today's
Yep Nope Game. Um, Ibelieve you're gonna do good. All right,

(39:15):
Alberto, this is officially kicking offthe JV show Yep Nope Game.
We are going to ask you fourtrivia questions. Now, you only got
to get three corrects. Get threeout to four, and you win tickets
for Becky g at the San JoseCenter. We're performing arts on October eighth.
Are you ready? I am ready? All right? Question number one,
Dave Thomas was the founder of whatfast food restaurant burger chain? Dave

(39:45):
Thomas, h take a guess,not McDonald's wind he's going a commercial.
There's Burger's name. Now from stillI think is there there was no famous
Dave. That's a different restaurant.Well, there's something never mind, all

(40:08):
right. Question number two. Russiais the largest producer in the world of
what type of heart alcohol vodka?Oh, you knew that one. There's
a drinker, all right, Alberto. Question number three, your body's inability
to produce enough insulin might be asign that you have what disease? Nuts?

(40:30):
Nuts? Okay, you just gottaget this last one, and this
is an easy one, and thenyou've gotten three out of four. Question
number four, how many letters arethere in the alphabet? There for a

(40:52):
second, Um, I don't rememberthe last time we had to winnever the
JB Show, Yep, don't giveme the hunt. I feel like it's
been a little bit. It shouldhappen a lot more. It should happen
a lot more often, because,let's be honest, these questions. That
doesn't So you are in an elitegroup, Alberto, and you went tickets
for Becky g at the San JoseCenter for Performing Arts October eighth. Um,

(41:14):
I'm going to put you on hold. Don't hang up that way weekend,
hook you up. Nice talking toyou, Alberto. Hang on.
I want to let you know ticketsfor Becky g R on sale right now.
Just go to ticketmaster dot com.And that was the JB Show.
You up, no game. Wedo it every morning at this time thirty
five. You can always go back, really listen, replay along on the
always free iHeartRadio app. Um,really quick, cram what is wrong with

(41:37):
people? I was just the answer. I was on the internets and I
keep saying stuff about Kanye West andhis wife, which I don't even know
if they're like legally married, buteveryone's calling it, calling her, excuse
me, his wife. They wereout again, and yes, he was
wearing those easy leggings. Um again. Yeah, why don't know, it's

(42:00):
a new thing. It's probably partof this upcoming Yeasy season ten he's working
on now. Not a good look. I'm not a fan, but I
wasn't a fan of the other easystuff either, and it grew on me
after a while. So I don'tknow. You might be rocky legging soon,
Graham, Well, not a chance, it's not gonna happen. Anyways,
they were out and about and Isaw that they hit up Chick fil

(42:21):
A. Okay, which is fine, love Chick fil A. That's not
for me, but yeah, sureit's for me. But then afterwards their
next stop was a private gym thatwas a pre workout meal. Yes,
they hit up Chickfila. Then theywent to go work out. I guess
if you're you think you're eating achicken sandwich, you feel like it's a
healthier of the fast food options,right, you feel slightly better about your

(42:45):
choice there. Right, it's likea fried chicken sandwich. And they really
load off, like load up thecheese on those things. Couldn't you get
the grilled Maybe they got the grill, right, you know, you're right.
They also have salads. Well,maybe they got a nice fresh salad.
Who's to judge? Yeah, that'syou're healthy warm up workout meal.
You're right, you're right. MaybeI spoke too soon, and have you
Selena, Let's be honest, haveyou ever had a not so healthy pre

(43:08):
workout meal because you tend to skewtowards some of the b dubs in the
places like that. Although see,I like those that kind of food too,
but I don't ever pair it.I just write that whole day off
as a loss. I don't evermake it to the gym on that I
do. I eat those things onthe weekends, got it. I have
cheat weekend, cheat cheat weekends,cheat weekends. Yes, during the week

(43:30):
I don't do any of that stuffexcept for one time I told you the
story I was starving, and Iwas like early to my training session and
there was a Carl's Junior right aroundthe corner, and so I had to
go get but just one time.But you're up here judging Kanye and his
leggings, and well, I'm judgingmyself, new lady, and you did
you hit up a Carl's Junior before. I'm not judging the leggings. I'm

(43:53):
judging they make him look very thickand plump in the back, if you
know what I mean. I thinkthat's look awkward on him. It's just
they don't they don't fit right.There's something about leggings on the female body
that looks a lot better than themale body. Sorry, he's just got
to get accustomed to it. Um. I want to remind you coming up
seven fifty very soon here, wegot tickets for a post malone. This

(44:15):
is major post malone tickets coming up. He's gonna be at the Shoreline on
August sixteenth, So make sure youdon't go anywhere. You don't want to
miss your chance to win those ticketscoming up. Inside today's ode is trending
at the fifty five's. People arefreaking out over Kim Kay and Tom Brady
being quote friendly. I have thosedetails coming up. It's all the stuff

(44:39):
you need to know what's hot inmusic, movies, shows, and the
most talked about stories happening today inthe Bay. All right, So people
are freaking out over Tom Brady andKim Kay being quote friendly. So apparently
Kim is wanting to buy a vacationhome in the Bahamas, right, the
same name Biborhood where Tom has ahome. It's really nice and exclusive members

(45:05):
only residential community. It's like agolf and ocean club or something like that.
So she calls up Tom. Iguess they have mutual friends. She
calls him up to get some advice. She had some questions. She was
even there this past weekend and shetoured the place. There's rumors that she
was seen being driven around in TomBrady's golf cart. Oh, and that's

(45:27):
how these somewhat dating rumors started.And people online are like, no,
no, no, Tom, stayaway from her. Okay, do not
do it, Tom. Maybe it'show he fumbled Giselle blushed in Yeah and
that whole marriage because she didn't wantto give up his play. He didn't
want to give us playing career.Now he's given it up. He's got
all the time in the world todevote to his next lady and his kids,

(45:51):
hopefully. I think it's a badidea. Well, here's your update.
That wasn't Tom Brady's golf cart,and Tom's rep denied there's anything going
on between them, saying Kim andTom have friends and been business partners in
common, but they are not dating. Could you even see them together?
Yes? I could. I couldtoo. Yeah. I think they'd be
kind of cute together. I thinkthey're both a little weird, and I

(46:14):
think they both lack a little bitof personality, and I think they'd be
a great match. Wait, doesI know Kim. I think Kim has
like a half personality? Does Tomnot have one? He has one,
but it's a little I don't know. I can't put kind of dry.
Yeah, I can't put my fingeron it. He's got that big contract
to become a NFL broadcaster pretty soon, so he's gonna have to ramp up

(46:37):
whatever that personality is. He's gonnareally have to ramp it up because he's
going to be the guys three hundredsomething million dollars deal. You could buy
a personality that's true. Yeah.By the way, this exclusive residential community
in the Bahamas. J Low hasa place there a Rod Michael Jordan justin

(46:58):
Timberly, Greece, Witherspoon. It'sa nice, like luxurious spot. You've
been there. I've been to theBahamas. We went. We never took
vacations growing up. We couldn't affordit. Only places that we could drive
to. We drove to the GrandCanyon and drove, you know, to
the places to go backpack. Andthen once when we were in the second

(47:21):
or third grade, we took thistrip to the Bahamas and it was incredible.
It was it was to go tothe boardwalk. That's what I mean.
That's all my vacations outside of thatone. We took one trip that
involved a plane. Until probably Iwas in college. We took one trip
and that was it, and Istill remember it because it was great.

(47:43):
Although there were crabs in the shower. Oh keep that to yourself, it's
t m I. Okay. What'dyou like to hear how Nick Cannon ruined
Mother's Day for all his BMS.Yes, I do so, he was
on his radio. Sure he standsfor something else also, all right,
So he was on his radio show. Didn't know he had one book,

(48:05):
okay, and he was explaining howhe wanted to do something nice for all
his baby mothers. I tried mybest, I really did. I thought
it would be really really good too. You know, I could buy whatever.
You know, Okay, go ina different round to show people how
you really feel. Write it down. And I was doing handwritten messages from

(48:28):
them. So then as I'm writing, I get the cards mixed up.
So when one baby mama reads thecard about how I feel about the other
baby who they were all reading messagesthat were meant for another for another mom.
Why if you're Nick Cannon with allall this, I have multiple questions.
If you're Nick Cannon, with allthe money that you have, can

(48:51):
we get him a microphone that soundsa little bit clearer for his radio sell
It's like realman muffled and the levelsare all weird, Like you, you're
Nick Cannon? Can I be honestwith you? It bothers me when celebrities
have a radio show and then yousee video of them doing their radio show.
Graham, I am. He wasslouched in his chair. He was
literally down here, yeah, chinto his chest like basically laying down sunglasses

(49:17):
on. You know you're not I'mnot trying to sound like I'm hell of
salty, but like you're not working. No, a real radio show.
I don't know. It just bothersme. Yes, you know what I
mean. Stop it. Everyone's doingall the work. You just get on
there and talk about your kids,and that's probably it also. And then
my second question, with all themoney you've got, Nick Cannon, can't
you have somebody right for you?Okay, you have a ghostwriter for all

(49:40):
your cards, for all the trackof it, and they could be handwritten
and beautiful but just not handled bysomeone. But it's not from the heart,
and it's not written by you.You could be slouched in your chair
with your hood on and sunglasses on, in your chin down to your chest,
and you could dictate what this personwrites in the cards to have somebody
else do it. You don't doit, and then they address it,

(50:02):
and then this sort of mix upnever happens. I respect the effort.
Yeah, well, at the veryleast, to Grahama, do you have
all right? The Oakland A's havenow entered into their second binding agreement to
build a stadium in Las Vegas.They's previously locked up a piece of land
not too far from Allegiance Stadium wherethe Raiders play, but then they,
you know the typically A's fashion,they changed their mind and then they settled
on another site where the currently theTropicana Hotel and Casino sits that that would

(50:27):
be demolished to make way for thisthirty thousand seat stadium, which they say
is going to cost about one pointfive billion. The A's are going to
be asking for about four hundred milliondollars in public taxpayer money, so the
Nevada legislator they're going to have tovote on this whole thing pretty soon.
Not sure how the A's get outof their other deal, that previous one
though, because that was a bindingdeal as well. But thinking ahead again

(50:47):
has never been really the A's strongsuit. The team says they hope to
have the stadium ready for the twentytwenty seven season, and their lease expires
at the Coliseum in twenty twenty four. That's next year, so they will
likely play the season's following that ata Triple A ballpark in Las Vegas.
So this is going to be Iam not a fan, rapidly approaching seeing

(51:08):
the end of the a's playing thebeer. All right, thank you,
Graham. Let's get a winner.Waldy for nine. Hi, who's this
Andy? Andy or Angie D,D and D call her twenty you got
post malone. He's coming to ShorelineAugust sixteenth. You and a friend are
going to be there. It's allcourtesy of Live Nation. Um Andy,

(51:30):
oh my god, with the Dlike dog. Hang on so we can.
Would you just call her Andy withthe D then you called her a
dog? After that her a dogD like and dog? You know what
I mean? All right, hangon around. Thank you, Thank you
for having my bag. I gottadeal with this all morning. Can you
believe it? I got you.I appreciate you. Hang on for that.

(51:53):
Winning the j V show on Wildnine nine Waldy for nine the base
number one hit music station on aTuesday. I mean, yeah, it
could be. It could be Friday, bun friend not be negative, you
know about that? So happy Tuesday. I'm Selina and I'm Graham. All
right, Graham, what do youhave? All right? May this month
is Lime Disease Awareness month, andI feel like we've done a bit of

(52:15):
a disservice Selena by not having havewe not mentioned that. I don't think
they happen since the sixteenth today.Well, we on the JV Show obviously
want to continue to raise awareness aboutlime disease. It's something that's always going
to be a mission on the showbecause Jav wanted to. He wanted to
help people when he got better andhelp people that were going through the same

(52:36):
things he wasn't. Obviously, sadlyhe never got that chance. This past
fall, I think it was Javbrought on one of the producers of this
documentary. It was called The QuietEpidemic. They came on our show.
It's sent that movie. That documentaryhas since been screened at film festivals all
over. It's one Awards. Theyeven dedicated to San Francisco screening of it
recently to honor Jav's legacy, whichI thought was super super cool. So

(53:00):
I want to I want this kindof to be everybody's homework assignment to go
watch it. We've talked about themovie. It looks awesome. I know
I'm going to try to watch itthis weekend. Whereat it. So that's
what's that's what's cool. This Startingtoday, you can now stream it on
Apple TV Prime Video and Vimeo.Am I saying that right then? On

(53:22):
demand? So yeah, it's availablefor streaming on those platforms, so you
can go go watch it there.Prior to that, it was just in
theaters as they were taking around todifferent festivals and stuff. So it's gonna
be really cool, So now Ican watch it. I feel like we've
talked about lyme disease obviously a lot, but I feel like most people really
still don't know much about it,and if you want to have a better
understanding of it, a better understandof what JV himself was battling, this

(53:45):
documentary's going to be really eye opening, I think for a lot of people.
So again, it's available to streamright now, starting today. I
know it would mean a lot toJV. It would mean a lot to
the two directors of this movie.Their story is pretty cool because they were
both I'M patients themselves, having gonethrough incredibly difficult symptoms. They actually met
each other in the waiting room ofa Lime treatment center and then they decided

(54:09):
to embark on this journey. Ithink they spent eight years or something putting
together this documentary. Just it justit's gonna highlight that Lime disease is a
public health crisis that people don't reallyit's kind of flying under the radar,
hence the name The Quiet Epidemic.So everybody go stream it. I'll try
to post some information about it onmy Instagram and hopefully something post a trailers

(54:31):
on Instagram. It's going to bea struggle. I am not good at
it, but for this for agood cause, I will figure that out.
Yes, and we'll post it,post it up there and hopefully at
the jav show dot com as well. But everybody look out for that movie,
The Quiet Epidemic, because you cango to stream it now. Yeah,
thank you for the information. Grahamthe JV Show on Wilde the Base

(54:53):
number one hit music station, aJV show here with you on a Tuesday.
I'm Selena and I'm Graham Graham.Yep. Businesses are taking this whole
tipping thing too far. And thisis coming from a tipper. I don't
mind tipping people. You deserve tobe tipped, right, you're working hard,
you're waiting tables or whatever customer serviceyou deserve to get paid. You

(55:14):
deserve a tip. A lot ofpeople are noticing that. Now self checkout
machines are asking you to tip uponself checkout at like where you have no
interaction with anyone whatsoever, and orprompts you to leave a twenty percent tip,
and you can obviously change that tolike a ten percent, fifteen percent,

(55:37):
or leave you know, a customtip. How do you feel about
that? Because people are like,um, who am I tipping? Where's
this money going? I am noton board? Within am not either.
The problem is, especially in particularlythe grocery store and a lot of these
self checkout things, is you've eliminateda human person's job by installing those machine

(56:00):
jeans. You put that in thereto save you the company money so you
didn't have to pay somebody their salaryand their benefits and their four oh one
k all the stuff. You didthat as a selfish move, And now
you want me to tip the peoplethat are still working there, even though
they're not the ones that are ringingme up at the checkout. I supposedly

(56:22):
it's going to go to the employeesto be split up and just generate more
income for them, But one wedon't know that, and two, yeah,
they didn't work for it yet.And take the money that you saved
by eliminating all the human jobs andtake that money in the savings and then
distribute some of that to your employeesas an added bonus. Don't pass the

(56:45):
cost off to me the consumer.It's getting just a little out of hand.
Would you feel uncomfortable though, hittingthat no tip button because a lot
of people are like, this islike emotional blackmail, or they're trying to
guilt trip us into still tipping employees. You probably deserve higher pay. I'm
sure that they do. I don'tknow what they're making, but I feel
like hard. I feel like theemotional blackmail doesn't affect you as much there

(57:07):
because there's not a person standing overyour shoulder looking to see if if you
hit that button. When you goto a restaurant now and you're even ordering
food to go, they flipped thescreen around towards you and there's your tip
options, and they kind of likeawkwardly look the other way, but you
know they see whatever button you hitas soon as they flipped the screen back

(57:28):
towards them, and so there's theemotional blackmail. You're like, well,
yes, I gotta tip something,Yeah, I gotta make sure you know
to put something on there. That'swhen you feel the pressure. But if
I was just at a self checkoutthing and nobody's looking over my shoulder,
I'm hitting noe tip, I'm gonnahit because you didn't. I did all
the work. If anyway people shouldbe tipping me. I bagged my own
groceries, I scanned everything, Iweighed the produce on the thing, and

(57:52):
I bagged it myself. So askingfor a tip at self checkouts too far.
Let me ask you about this,because maybe I hadn't just noticed.
So I used the Chipotle apple lot. I'd like to order ahead and just
pick up food. I'm always ina hurry. It works good. Okay,
Maybe I never noticed it before,or maybe they just add it.
But I recently the last time Idid, I got prompted, hey,

(58:14):
do you want to tip the peoplemaking your burrito? And I was like,
well, yeah, of course Ido. But I don't know if
I had neglected that option before andmaybe never noticed it, or they put
it more in the forefront. I'mnot sure. So then you add,
then you add a tip to that. Let me just say that my Chipole
barrito is now like a sixteen orseventeen dollars burrito at this point. You

(58:34):
know, by this, I've addedthe guacamole, I've added the stuff to
it, and now I'm tipping twentypercent or whatever, twenty five percent on
top of that, and pretty soonmy one burrito, which is supposed to
be like you know, you wouldthink be semi affordable meal, though there's
been a lot of time Chipotle's priceis going up. I'm like this burrito
and the one I got last timeit was not very big by the way,
it was sort of underfilled, andI'm like this, this thing I'm

(58:58):
holding right here is a sixteen seventeeneighteen dollars burrito. I kind of it
pissed me off a little bit.Can't not tip them, right, But
that's what bothers me, and that'swhat a lot of people, because everyone
tip at Chipole. When you goin and are in the line going down
the thing, they have a littletip jar I don't think. I don't
think anyone everyone does. But itwas sort of the same situation at Starbucks.

(59:20):
Before most people ordered and went abouttheir day and didn't tip. And
now you feel pressured to do it. The app pressured me to do it,
and I do want people are workinghard to get a tip but I
also I can't. I can't affordan eighteen dollars burrito for lunch. I
can't do it. Yeah, alot of people are saying adding like the
tips and even the self checkout tryingto blackmail us emotionally to giving in,

(59:43):
Like on top of rising costs ofliterally everything, people cannot afford it.
Then you feel like a jerk whenyou have to say no. But for
a lot of they can eighteen dollarsfor one burrito. The math ain't math
in there for me. I'm nowI'm not going to be able to program.
Just I take a breath. Well, goods, I'm a little lough

(01:00:04):
and slaty. You should have seenthis whimpy, believe you. I believe
I get all the extras, theguacamole. This thing should be stuffed that
it's bursting through the tortilla. Andit wasn't. Yeah it was. It
was whimpy. That's what I don'tlike about ordering if you're not actually there.
This has happened to me, likeordering like subway one time, if
you're not there watching them make it, they're kind of skimpy on a lot

(01:00:25):
of things, like I got thetiniest sandwich one time. But it's because
I wasn't there to actually like watchingput pressure pressure. I'm a sandwich artist
that I want this, this andthat and load it up. But would
you would you say something if theywere under filling your brito at your pole?
Would you be like, can Iget put some more of that?
Because I wouldn't say anything and Imove on down the line. So actually,

(01:00:45):
I'm just saying usually when I orderedthrough the app, they hooked me
up. The brito is a goodsize. Still, even if it's a
good size and eighteen dollars brito,the math ain't math. It ain't math,
and um, did you want tosqueeze in something else here? It's
all worked up now? Yeah,well, yeah, I'm a little I'm
a little stressed out about that.I will just quickly because I saw this

(01:01:05):
story and it got me to thinkingabout the Bay Area a little bit,
because Selena, you lost a yougot your windshield crack the other day,
and where like, it's got tobe all the potholes they're kicking up,
all these extra everybody's kicking up allthese rocks and stuff on the road,
and everybody's windshields are cracking and Weeven a couple weeks ago saw Arnold Schwarzeninger.
He was filled in his own potholein his neighborhood, got some ass
fault and filled it. Well,he took it into his own hands because

(01:01:27):
these things aren't getting fixed fast enough. Well, some people in the UK
figured out and again I've seen thistechnique before, and they just another example
of it works. They say,what you all you do is get a
can of spray paint and then youjust spray paint a big D around it,
not the letter D, a pictureof oh, a picture of some
jumps around it. And they saidthat pothole will get fixed faster than you

(01:01:49):
can believe. So I just I'mnot promoting that because you know, rodent
street agencies and cities and town theydon't want you doing that. But if
there's a pesky pothole in your neighborhood, maybe some tell me to do that,
because you're not supposed to do Butif anyone wants to do that.
Over in Hayward where I live andfeeling all this, you know in the
UK they said, and I've readarticles about this in the past. Its
quickest way because it will a littledraw attention to it and it'll get it

(01:02:10):
fixed. So it alert. Huh, just to let you know, all
right, thank you, Graham.The JV show on Wild for nine a
lot of people weighing in on tipping. I was just saying how a lot
of self checkout machines are now promptingpeople to leave at twenty percent tip.
Of course you can always adjust that, but tipping at self checkout machines.

(01:02:34):
Um, I think knots high Felinahigh, Graham, I know you guys
are talking about the tipping situation.I feel like tippying it has gone a
little out of hand, and insteadof company of paining the workers what they
should be pain, they're offering tipping. I know. I used to work
for a big company that started audingtipping into the pain of higher They expect

(01:02:55):
other people to pay more on topof they're already really expensive drink, and
I think that's a little bit ridiculous. I think it's a company. Is
it totally is Yep. It's notbeing cheap agreed here's and I want to
address that. And it ties inwith this comment we also got on social
media. It's from Ruthless eight K. I work at a grocery store and

(01:03:16):
self checkout has one employee who hasto help every customer who struggles at self
checkout. We get yelled at becausea coupon never applied or something was wrong.
One person has to manage five tosix self checkout registers. So when
you hear that, I'm going,well, man, now, I do
want to tip that person because Iagree self checkout can be frustrating when the

(01:03:37):
thing doesn't scan or it's saying pleaseget if you need assistance, and then
there is one persons running around scramblingto help all those people. But I
go back to my original point thatthe company shouldn't have acted actual human employees
in the in the first place toput those self checkout machines in there.
They did that as a cost savingmovie. So take that money and give

(01:04:00):
it to the person that's running aroundand helping everybody. That person saving move
or was it just to expedite thecheckout process? Thousand percent cost savings move
because you guess what, you don'thave to pay for a machine their health
insurance, actual salary. You justplug them in to pay for the electricity
to run the thing, and theWi Fi makes sense. The JV show

(01:04:21):
on Wild for nine, the basenumber one at music station. Before we
get to today's how is Trending,one of the things we're talking about was
tipping. People online are outraged overself checkout machines now asking for a tip.
They're like, for a who Idid all the work? Good morning,
guys, say real quick, howdo you guys feel about tipping your

(01:04:43):
movers? I feel like this topicgets brought up a lot. It's always
about waiters. Moors have a hardjob, also underpaid, and I don't
feel like they get the safe respectas waiters move A couple of things they
are if I can respond to that, I think waiters often come up more
in conversation because I mean, Igo out to eat a lot more than

(01:05:06):
I move, do you know whatI mean? So that's kind of the
first thing that people can maybe mademore. But I'm not against that.
I think movers should be tips.I do also hard work. They're doing,
it's physical labor. Any One thatis providing a service, they're actually
working for it. Tip them,Okay, I guess I agree with you.
And they're working. They're definitely workingharder than a waiter, so just

(01:05:28):
by effort put in they deserve toget a bigger tip. I think the
confusion becomes, how much are yousupposed to tip a mover because it's easier,
Like in a restaurant, you know, oh, I should tip twenty
percent of the bill? Well?Do am I tipping the guys twenty percent
of the cost of the move?Like I don't know? Or I have
really heavy furniture, so I needto tip more because they had to get

(01:05:51):
that couch out of a tight spaceout the door. I think a lot
of people just don't know what theamount is, Like, what are you
what should you tip a move?I don't know. I've always tipped him,
but I don't know if I'm givinghim a good tip for a bad
tip, Like I don't have anything. I wouldn't I've never had movers,
so I don't know. But allI know is you got to tip him.

(01:06:11):
That's all I know. Okay,agreed. It's all the stuff you
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Right, so the Weekend is onestep closer to just going by Abel.
We talked about him recently and howhe told W magazine that he plans to
kill off the Weekend, probably afterhis next album, and just go with
Abel, which is his real name. He wants to shed that Weekend skin,
he said, and be reborn.Well, it seems like he's already
trying to transition into that because ifyou go to his Instagram account, he's

(01:06:57):
already changed like its profile name tohis birth name, Abel test Fame Hope.
I'm saying that correctly his handle.However, it's still the Weekend,
but changing the profile name is somethingnew. So it is happening. Goodbye
the Weekend and hello Abele before weknow it. Do you think his next
album out will be able or whatever? You know, it won't be from

(01:07:20):
the Weekend. I think I thinkit's looking that way. So, I
mean, in the W magazine interviewhe said the next after the next album,
he wants to go by Abel.Yeah, but I mean maybe maybe
it could happen soon, and maybethis album could be from Abel. And
people will be able in concert anable tour. Yep, I'm not ready

(01:07:42):
for this. That sounds a littlesudden, sounds a little weird. It
does a little. The weekends,it sounded kind of weird at first.
It did. Also, it wasweird saying that in a settence. Sometimes
she's like, wait, am Italking about the end of the week or
a person? Yep, all right, I got your update on Jamie Fox.
Remember he's been where he was hospitalizedfor weeks for an undisclosed meta emergency.
This entire time, his family hasbeen very secretive about it, which

(01:08:03):
I get. They deserve their privacy. All we know is that it was
serious. Not only was he inthere for so long, but the Netflix
movie he was working on had tocarry on without him using a body double.
Well a few days ago, incase he missed it is Dada Karn
was like, actually, my dadis out of the hospital. He's recovering.
We're not preparing for the worst likethe Internet says. In fact,

(01:08:24):
he was out playing pickleball just theother day. I don't know if he
was doing all that. That seemsa little extra considering this new information to
come out. So Jamie FOXX isin Chicago at the top physical medicine and
rehabilitation center in the country. Thisis the best of the best, So
he's going through some kind of physicaltherapy. We of course still do not
know why. But this rehab centeror facility specializes in stroke recovery, traumatic

(01:08:49):
brain injury rehab, spinal cord injuryrehab, and cancer rehabilitation. So it's
got to be something with one ofthose serious, very serious. But I'm
glad he's getting the best care thereis. Also, it seems a little
soon, but there's reports that assoon as he's all better, he's going
to be back on TV. Heand his daughter are hosting a new celebrity

(01:09:12):
game show called We Our Family.Okay, why are we already thinking this?
Can we just focus on his healthand like get him let's get better
better first, then let's we canpostpone some projects. Thank you, Like
he was just let go of whatwas the show he was on the was
it beach Zam? Yeah? Yeah, and we're already talking about a new
show. Yeah, let's just getthem better first. It just seems weird,
all right, Graham, I sawthis a minute ago. We were

(01:09:33):
talking about the Oakland A's and howthey announced a second binding land deal to
build their stadium in Las Vegas.They announced that yesterday fans in the Bay
Area, making it very well knownhow they feel about the team right now.
Last night the A's were taking onthe Diamondbacks at the Coliseum. It
was the smallest home crowd there foran A's game in the Coliseum and close
to forty four years, just twothousand, sixty four fans in attendance.

(01:09:58):
I'm reading there on pace for thethird worst maybe attendance of a Major League
team of all times since the leaguewas created and started tracking fans in the
building or something like that. Thenumbers are really bad. They're also on
pace for a historically bad season,as they are now worst in the major
leagues at nine and thirty four record. They have just nine wins on the

(01:10:21):
season. All right, reading thatcorrect, I haven't chucking the standings,
but that is a brutally bad record. But I again, that's the message
that I thought fans should send.Don't show up at all. Yeah,
teams leaving you, they're turning you, They're back on you. Watch them
on TV if they're your team,But don't go put money in their pockets
by pain. I was just aboutto ask, is it wrong that hearing

(01:10:43):
about their low attendance brings me joyinside? Well, I think it's the
right thing to do. It totallyis. And you know what you told
us earlier. How you know they'regoing to obviously move to Vegas, But
in between those years, once theircontractor is up here at the Coliseum and
before they get to Vegas, they'reprobably going to be at some like Triple
A ballpark and no one's going togo to that. Attendance will be better
there than you think, So Idon't think anyone's gonna go Selena. The

(01:11:08):
Sacramento river Cats get higher attendance,you know, like they they are multiple
Triple A franchises that are Triple Ateams that are outdrawing the A's this season.
They get more fans for that.So if you put an actual major
league team in a Triple A ballpark, I guarantee you they get more than
two thousands. But it's still theA's, it's still the fans. That's

(01:11:30):
going to be the same fandom,you know what I mean. And the
sad thing is hopefully they're still boycottingthen with two thousand fans in the building.
Even if they was two thousand fansevery night or zero fans, that's
still be one of the most profitablefan franchises because they share the revenue in
Major League Baseball and they just geta huge They got like a three hundred
million dollar check at the end ofevery season just for existing. I want

(01:11:51):
that paid attendance number to be zero. Ge Bay Area fans. Pick one
game and just make it a zero, all right, Thanks Graham, The
j The Show on Wild ninety fournine