Frunk Finger

On today’s 5-7-24 Tuesday show: Graham shares Hambone’s birthday fail, a video on YouTube is putting several people to sleep, a Catholic priest was caught stealing money from the church, Jess recaps a reality show that she is watching and asks us our opinions, Kylie Jenner appears to not be pregnant at the Met Gala, the woman who’s ex left her for Britney Spears speaks out, another edition of ‘What the Bleep’, a man injures himself testing out the Cybertruck trunk, Drake’s home was involved in a shooting this morning, Gisele Bundchen shares how she felt about the Tom Brady roast, Jess went to the Justin Timberlake concert, Rihanna does not attend the Met Gala this year, people are not happy with Kim Kardashians outfit, and so much more!  

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. WHOA have you seen Chess's face
today? No, I haven't seenit yet. Graham. You're in the
next studio. I'm going to movethis camera over. I'm just wearing my
glasses looks so different posting a librarianconference to them. No, wow,
you're offending the glasses community, Graham. No or not. They know it's

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they make fun of themselves. Youknow, they look smarter. I just
could not put my contacts on thismorning. You look unrecognizable. It's weird
the difference. Glasses smarter, Yeah, smarter, she said, unrecognizable.
You look like the glasses emoji.Good morning to Crazy Cash on standby.

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That's your chance to win one thousanddollars. Didn't you put Why? Why
couldn't you put your contacts on?I was just too tired. But it
seems like it's like, isn't itjust contact wears. I'm not contact war.
Isn't just sort of a one fellswoop thing you just sometimes it's not
And it was more it was halfof that. And also I knew my
eyes were just gonna burn so muchwhen I put the contact in because my

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eyes were so tired. So Ididn't want to deal with that fair enough,
giving them a little rest, gotit, I'll get it all right.
Let's do our first talkback of theday. Doesn't matter what it is,
as long as it comes in first, we're gonna play it. Hey,
GV Show, This is Ashlyn fromSanto's a good morning. Just wanted
to say I love you guys,and you're doing such a great job and

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we miss you. JV. Oh, that's a great thank you talkback that
people are on it trying to getthe first talkback. That one came in
at twelve oh six am this morning. Yeah, so that's I mean,
that's as close to being as firstas you could be. That came in
very early. There were quite afew that came in this morning. Should
we it's one more, let's dothe second one? Yeah the day.

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Listen up, you spicy chicken nuggets. Wake your lazy butt up and smile
the opportunity today. You're not lookingfor hogwashing niggles. You're looking for hustle
and sizzle. Embrace the challenges likea ninja with a PhD and bukicking and
fortlessly sneaking up problems and making themgo night night, ninja. So grab
today by the sack and twist.Let's leave a trail of laughter and productivity

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in our wake. It's time toconquer the world. One. Would you
come back at a time, sohave a great day. The motivation right
now has my alarm. Grab theworld by the sack and twist. That'll
get you a waken up think yes, was that? Do you think that

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was an original motivational quote? Ordo you think that's time from something?
I have questions? I think youthink so. I think so. But
you had to write that out aheadof time. There's no way you can
to your thirty second time when theyjust got the top of your hand.
Amazing. Well done. You mightneed to play that again later just to
get motivated again and start getting sleepyevery Monday, Wow started for the week?

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Go you spicy chicken nights, Gograb that sack and twist. How
was Hambone's birthday? You guys?Hamdbone celebrated ten years and grab the dog
by the way yesterday. We're notexactly sure if that's her birthday, but
it's give her take a week.So how did you come up with that
date? Then? I just feellike it's that day. I just I

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don't know, it just sort ofit was sort of a gut feeling it's
right around now, like it's it'sI mean again plus or minus a week.
You just picked May six. Yeah, yeah, it seemed like it's
a good a day of any ButI think there's something about it sounds familiar.
So I think it's I think it'sMay six. It could be May
sixteenth. I don't know, it'sright around now. But yesterday was the
chosen day, and you guys,it was a disasterday. It just didn't

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go well. We had a littlebirthday celebration plan. Look, I rip
on people that celebrate their dogs.Is this Hambone's first birthday? Because you
refuse You hate when people do thisstuff. Yeah, so this year I
sat outs. We had about Idon't know, fifty or sixty gas.
No, my kids wanted to Mykids wanted to celebrate her. I got

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her a couple of stuff toys fromCostco. Phenomenal deal. The other day.
It was a four pack of stufftoys because she just tears them apart
really quick, and I was likefour of them for eleven dollars. Perfect,
this will last about ten minutes.And so I got her a couple
of stuff toys, and the kidsgot cupcakes for themselves smart yeah, for
the birthday party. And then theygot one little donut shaped dog treat for

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her. And so after dinner,we're like, let's give Handbone her stuff
toys. And the kids obviously theyjust want to eat their cupcake, right,
So they're all excited about that,and Kate just wants one picture.
She's like, can you guys justpose with Handbone for the picture. So
the kids are sitting there at thedinner table and they got their cupcakes in
front of them with the candles onthem lit because of course I don't know

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why they get to blow out thecandles, but whatever. And then she
had hamdbone kind of climb halfway upon the t put her paws up on
the table in between them, andokay, perfect, take the picture.
My son Ford's making a funny face, and Kate's like, can you just
smile? Okay, okay, taketakes more. Nope, it's all funny
faces, and she did. Katejust wanted one smile. By then Handbone

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can't stand up there any longer.She hops down, and Kate's like,
thinks a lot you didn't you know, the picture didn't happen, but whatever.
So then Ford starts crying, andso then he's like, I don't
know what. He's so upset thathe's been reprimanded for ruining the picture.
Whatever. Maybe she we were beingable too arche on him, I don't
know. So then he's balling hiseyes out. Then h I don't know.

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My daughter Quinn, maybe she's tryingto cheer him up something. She
knocks over the vase of flowers onthe table, water goes everywhere. It's
a So then we got then somemess. Then now she's crying because we're
like, you're not in trouble asan accident, but this is she runs
off to high Okay, so okay, guys, come back. Let's eat
the cupcakes. At least, soFord stops crying. They're both stop crying

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for the for the moment, andmy daughter Quinn goes to take her first
bite of her cupcake, hambone stoleit. She was probably like, hey,
it's my birthday, we're cell rightin here. That's my damn cupcake.
So ambon ate the entire thing rightout of her hand before she even
got her first bite. So nowshe's crying again, and we're like you

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you've had this dog your entire life. You know she wants to steal food
from you. This is on you, Like this is this one was your
fault? You know to hoole thesekids. Know you got to keep your
food over the table. She's likea shark swimming under the table, just
waiting to steal your food. Ohso you don't get another cupcake? I'm
sorry this is that was yours.She still had like half of a different

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flavor on her plate, Like youget that little half there, but the
one that you lost there, it'sgone. And then so it's just tears
and crying and sounds fun, Likewhy did he try to do stuff like
this just to make ourselves miserable?It's not fun. It never works out.
I tried to throw a little celebrationfor my dog one time. I
ordered like a little kid from Amazonto make like a dog friendly cake.

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He didn't ate. He like sniffedit and like wanted to go puke somewhere.
Like that did not work out.Is that made out of beef?
No? No, I don't wantit. But it was like dog friendly,
Like he's gonna love this. No, he wasn't I did. He
wants some meat the JV Show onWild ninety four nine. Before we get
to this priest stealing money from thechurch and spending it on what I'll tell

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you in just a couple of minutes. Graham, First, I know you
have something. Yeah, I foundthe most boring video ever made you guys,
at least that's what people are callingit. Somebody put it on YouTube
and people are apparently using this videoto fall asleep too. It's a video
from nineteen eighty nine. It's aguy giving a tutorial about Microsoft an early

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version of Microsoft Word, so he'steaching you how all the different features on
it. Now, he's as shockedas anybody that somebody took this video and
posted on YouTube. He's long sincebeen retired. He lives in Florida.
He had no idea that people areusing this video of him to fall asleep
too. But it's a two hourlong video of him describing every each and

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every little feature and Microsoft Word andshowing you how to use it. I
want to play just a little pieceof audio because a lot of people are
saying he's got a very soft spokenvoice that's very calming and relaxing and I'm
not gonna lie. Watch a decentamount of this video yesterday and no I
stayed wide awake. I'm fascinating byit. His pot was like a little
time capsule the past. Wow,it's we're gonna listen to it. Here.

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Now I can take the top marginand move it to the left,
and I end up with something thatlooks like that. And you say,
well, that's really nice, butwhy would I ever use it? Some
of you that have been trying todo this an immediate use for it.
So again, watch what I've done. I've moved the top line to the
left of the rest. I can'tbelieve he was trying to be like the
first YouTube influencer, except that hewasn't becautorytube wasn't wasn't a thing, and

(09:01):
yeah, this is eighty nine.Duh you were you? Yes, he
had no idea. What was hedoing this for? For people that needed
to watch a video to learn abouthow to use Microsoft Word? Would you
just send it to people? Yeah? Like where? He wasn't like posting
it anywhere. I love how youguys are fascinated about how the world used
to work. Yes, there havebeen how to books and videos for a

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long long time, you guys,well before the internet VHRHD. Do you
think you were watching this on aCD in nineteen eighty nine? Oh my
goodness, how in nineteen eighty nine, like it was on a DHD tape
And so if you if you wantedto buy this tutorial, I'm assuming that's

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how they distributed it and you couldlearn about how to use Microsoft word.
Now. Oh god, this isI'm just because of It's like the Internet
came and everything right your fingertips,and you guys forgot how when the Internet
gets shut out someday, you guysare going to be just lost. How
does anything get done? Okay?Now, look, as I was watching

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some of this video because people inthe comments, this video has over three
million views because people swear that it'sjust it's the most boring thing. It's
perfect for falling asleep too. Ifound it quite fascinating. Now look,
I'm gonna he in many parts he'styping out giving an example of something.
In one this next clip, Iwant to play. You tell me if

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you could fall asleep to this,because I think it's I mean, it's
interesting and he's given an example ofhow to use a particular feature on here.
Listen to this. Now, let'sjust pretend right now that we've got
the people standing there in front ofus, and we're over on our Macintosh
and we're going to type out therules to living in our property. So
we sit down and we say,the following are the rules for living in
my house. Number one, Iwant you to keep your crummy dog off

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of my brand new carpet carpete.If you don't, I will shoot both
you and your dumb dog. Sothere, So there, dad, or

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he was a serial killer and hewas just posing as some computer salesman tutorial
guy. I will shoot you andyour dumb dog, I mean carpet.
I found this video to be Ididn't think it was I didn't think it
was boring at all, as rightthere. Yeah, it is kind of
the old school school keyboard had adifferent sound to it. Oh my god,

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that's hilarious. So there's a Catholicpriest in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. You
guys have been there, right,it's really nice every Yeah. Well,
he's facing criminal charges after police accusedhim of stealing over forty thousand dollars from
the church that he leads. Ishocked. He has a credit card that,

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like you know, belongs to thechurch, and they went in there
and did some investigating, investigating,and they found that just under forty four
thousand dollars in transactions on that specificcard were made after he purchased different apps
on his phone, things like CandyCrushed, Pokemongo Oh Boy, Mario Kart

(12:35):
that was fun, Yeah, pashFrenzy, Willy Wonka Vegas Casino. Slots
can win actual money. It saysthat you don't win actually actual money,
but you can spend actual money inthe game in the Wizard of Oz slot
machine game. Here commercials for thosethings all the time where you're playing slots,

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but you don't it's not actual gambling. I have buy credits, but
then I can just win. Idon't win money back. Why would I
pay a fake Why would I playa fake slot machine? Graham? I
just I want to know why.I understand. I understand when people are
addicted to slot machines because you havethe potential to win. Might the big

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jackpot that the progressive jackpot's up totwo million. I might win that you're
not, but you might. Youknow. I understand that. But I
don't get it when you don't whenit's on your phone and you don't get
anything back. Yeah, it's justpart of the game, just for fun,
the same reason people on roadblocks spendmoney to buy fake money to spend
in the game. Again, Idon't understand. Now, this guy,

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he's a priest, you guys,so he's you know, taking a vow
of celibacy, right, I mean, can we fault him for one?
He's got to do something if heneeds to play some candy crush or some
walt of fake slot machine that keepshis mind off something else. Plus,
you know, since it's a church, that money is coming in tax free,
so you know, yeah, that'sa nice crue. That's a nice

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loophole. Candi crash is kind offun. It is next on the JV
Show. Graham and I don't havetime to watch TV. I'm sorry,
we just don't. Okay, wegot a gaggle of kids not together,
Okay, not yet? Oh Gray, Yeah, that's what I meant.
I'm gonna go to h with thatone. That was really uncalled for.

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Well, you never know, justsaying like you don't know, I do
happen to know me too? Whywould it ever happened? Jes, you
do watch TV? What are youwatching these days? Still watching The never
Ever Mets? All right, we'regonna talk about that show next, the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. All right, so you're watching the

(14:46):
never Have I Ever? It's justno, the never Ever Mets and don't
know the never Ever Mets? Thehell is that? Again? So quickly?
It's just seven couples who have datedvirtually and have never met before our
I put into one house to puttheir love to the test pretty much.
So I have some questions because itis juicy. Okay, So I don't

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know if you guys remember, butI did mention there was one couple that
had dated for twelve years. Yes, I had never met, and so
I figured there must have been somethingthat happened between them that maybe, you
know, something that happened that wasa reason for them not meeting, maybe
somebody cheating, something like that.Well, there was the couple in this

(15:31):
latest season. Go over the reasonwhy they had some issues, and it
was because the guy had a babywith another woman while these two were together.
But they worked together because they've nevermet each other before. But twelve
years is a long time, rightright? The secret. So no,
here's the thing. So this iswhy I want to ask you guys,

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could you get past something like this? The woman explains that she moved past
it and she's okay with it nowbecause he told her right away and didn't
keep the baby from her, sohe told her as soon as it happened,
not nine months later when the babywas. It just leads me to
believe that they weren't in like Grahamsaid, they weren't in a real relationship

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like you're dating someone in real life. That's how you had the baby.
You know, that doesn't happen virtually, and the reason, but the way
the guy explains it was just likemind blowing to me because he was like,
oh, it was just a roommatesituation, you know, just some
bs happened, so your lady andyour girlfriend. I understand it. Yet,

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Wow, I understand, meaning Iunderstand how he's trying to spin it
back to this other woman. Couldyou get past something like this? Because
I really don't think I could.No, no girl who even like the
you know, we hear about acouple splitting up for a brief period of
time. Then the guy goes offand he has a break baby, and

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then they come back and back together. You can't do that because that changes
everything moving forward. It does Nowyou're permanently tied to another person, well
another two people at that point.One's the baby, one's the mom.
I just if you have that suspicionthat you know, well, my guy's

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got a female roommate. But youknow they're just friends. They're totally just
friends. Now, at any pointthey hook up, you're out. I
mean you got to break up atthat point, at any point because you've
always been suspicious, right, Idon't know I feel about that. They
live together, they're just roommate.Are they really just friends? There's one
of my feelings for the other one. And then when the when that suspicion

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is confirmed because they are now havinga baby together, at that point,
yes, it's time to move on. Could you guys date someone who has
a female roommate and she's like superhot? No, definitely. I just
think you, like, what isthe reason why are you guys living together?
Couldn't you find a guy roommate?Yeah? The guys are messy.

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We want someone that's a little tidieraround the house and quieter a little cleaner,
and you know rent is really expensive, you guys, I guess we
do have to one bedroom. It'sa studio apartment, and our couch is
our bed, and our bed isour couch and share it to go on
top of each other and watch TVtogether there. Yep, like same thing

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like anyone who is dating someone andhe still lives like with his BM like,
get out, get out? Whatare you doing? You know there's
funny business, yes, going onthere. So that wasn't the only messy
situation. So I have another scenariofor you guys, And this is for
the ladies, how you feel aboutit, and for Graham, I want
to know if this is how guystalk when they're with their boys, because

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this is I don't know what itis, but I'm gonna say, but
you boys seem to not understand.Is that no matter how good you treat
that woman, no matter how muchtime you spend with her, don't spend
her. She's always gonna look foranother eventually. I talk to a lot
of girls, I flirt with alot of girls. I'm a guy that
I get a lot of girls.I get girls very easy. Oh my
god, that's so gross. Howmuch of my red flag is that berrid.

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He doesn't sound good looking. Nois he good looking? He's saying
he gets ladies. He he's likeU, I guess clean shaven, he's
put he looks a little bit puttogether. But just hearing this brings you
down to like a zero. Yes, But guys like that, they like
brag about all that type of stuff. I don't think you're not now obviously,

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but like in your younger days,if you're not married, just dating,
and if you're pulling a lot ofladies. Yeah, that's something that
guys brag about. Of course,what do you think what do you think
guys talk about? What about thebeginning part when he's telling all the other
guys, doesn't matter how you treata woman, you can treat her so
good, she's always going to golook for someone else. That sounds like
somebody that's been burned bad. Yeah, that's their own baggage, because I've

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never felt like that. Okay,good, But you do mention sometimes that
you think most women do go forthe bad guys that are gonna treat her
bad. Yeah, so is thisthe nice guy you think Jess on the
show that's been uh, hurt doesget this. The craziest part about it
is, obviously he's in this housewith not only the boys, but the

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women who are you know they're coupledup with They're also in this house.
His girlfriend quotes girlfriend because he doesn'tlike to refer to her as that.
Apparently what is there listening to thisbecause she was trying to hear what he
was trying to say and she stillstayed there rage He won't call her his
girlfriend. I won't call her hisgirlfriend because he says like they're not exclusive.

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Well, then what are you prove? My point about ladies liking the
bad guys? All right there infront of you. It's laid out in
playing terms. This guy is terrible, and yet I'm gonna, you know
what, I'm gonna stay with them. Doesn't make any sense to me.

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But is it that we don't seethe red flags or we just ignore them
but you don't. Is what I'msaying is it's not even a red flag.
It's laid out in playing terms infront of you. You're ignoring them
because you hear him talk about howhe has all these other women and he
can get anyone he wants, Butyou want to be that one that he
starts all of that for yeah,and then in like you know, I
was just saying that in front ofthe guys. I didn't really mean that

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either. He's the only one Ithink about and yeah, right played.
Yeah. That just makes me notever want to listen to guys conversations.
I do. I want to heareverything they say. It's really not that
exciting. You have a shout out? I do? Uh, this is

(21:48):
uh. I can't say if it'sa girlfriend or a wife or I don't
know, it's just you know,women in my DS. I guess,
hey, Graham, it's my birthdayand I'm turning the Big two nine.
But who gives a fart? Right, I'd love to get a shout out
on the show anytime. It's finesince my podcast, thank you all for
bringing laughs around the Bay in JV'shonor. And that is from Celeste.
So happy. I supposed to sayhow old lady is? Oh no,

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no, no, just happy birthday, Happy birthdays, good point, hottest
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(22:37):
Show dot com. You know themet Gala was last night. We posted
some of our favorite celebrity looks,starting with and this is the only one
that really matters right now, KylieJenner. Remember all those rumors that she
was pregnant. Yeah, she wasgonna be debuting a baby bump supposedly at
the met Gala. If she evenwent, you know, if she wasn't
hiding out at home, which iswhat she usually does when she is pregnant.

(23:00):
I go, but no, shewas there at the Metgala, and
I see it. I don't.It's right there. I'm looking right at
it where I'm flinting my eyes.It's right there. I'm zooming in.
I don't see a baby pump.It's a very very early one, like
maybe about she's maybe about three weekspregnant. I was convinced, I really

(23:21):
was, maybe she already had thebaby. I thought she wasn't getting the
invite to the thing. Everyone's likeKim Kardashi is not getting the invite to
Kylie Jenner. The only one that'sgetting the invite is Kendall. They were
all there. Yeah, that's whatI read, and then I guess when
the guest list came out, justdid say that Kylie was invited as well
as Chris Jenner if she was thereand matching ensembles with her man. But

(23:42):
yeah, Kylie Jenner not pregnant.Yeah, sadly, I know, it's
kind of all right, what theheck is Britney Spears doing. Her man
supposedly has hell kids and doesn't takecare of any of them. We're not
going through any of these other looks. I'm just scrolling the other line,
you can. I'm to talk aboutBritney really quick. All right. So

(24:06):
Paul Richard, Soly's this is BritneySpears's new boyfriend. We already know this
guy has a criminal history. Nowhe's being called a deadbeat. His ex
wife is calling him out. Shedid an interview with The Daily Mail yesterday
and she said that Paul cheated onher with Britney Spears. She said he
was we can say that, yeah, Brittney Spears, can you believe it?

(24:32):
She says he was married. Nowhe denies his children and neglects them
for her. So they have fivekids together, but he also has kids
from a previous relationship. According toher, Britney's man has ten kids and
does not support any of them.Ten That's what she says. Let's just

(24:52):
look at your two choices. Takecare of these ten kids. That's a
lot or spend. Britney Spears moneyand our into thinking that I love her
and drive around in all her supercarsand have an awesome time. I'm I'll
pick that one. Yeah, I'mgoing to Bora Bora so sounds nice.
Screaming kids can't find me there?Did you hear who he's cheating on me

(25:15):
with? Brad Spears? No?Really? By the way, she denied
having a mental breakdown the other nightduring the explosive fight at the hotel with
her boyfriend. She posted about itagain. She said, I was in
my pajamas and yes i'd been cryingbecause I hurt my foot, But no
breakdown. I'm a grown ass womanwho's actually very naive in most situations.

(25:36):
I'm simply embarrassed they got me inmy damn pajamas. I don't she ended
with this. I don't feel loved, I feel mistreated. With that said,
I'm gonna treat myself this week,cause I wonder if heard and this
boyfriend are like having issues and maybehe's sounds like it that maybe he's leaving.
I don't know. It sounds likethe whole thing has been one giant
issue from this. That's true fromthe start. And somebody who the authority

(25:59):
on your own mental health is generallynot you, Right, So if she
says she didn't have a mental healthbreakdown, I'm not taking the self diagnosis
there like a professional to do that. Did she move to Boston because that
was part of her well not yet, sort of a social media ramp before
that she was leaving I'm moving toBoston. Yeah, not yet. Did
you hear who he's cheating on mewith? Like, yeah, you belonging

(26:22):
a looney bin? Yeah? Graham, what do you have? All Right?
I have some bad news for youguys, A little bit of a
little bit of an alert. It'srattlesnake season in the Bay Area. Rattlesnake
season has arrived. Yesterday, theEast Bay Regional Park District issued a rattlesnake
advisory for all the inland parts ofthe Bay Area saying that his temperatures warm

(26:44):
up this week. You guys,I just looked ahead at the weather.
We're high eighties this weekend, higheighties in some places in the Bay Area,
at least in Napa, said eightyseven. I think on Saturday.
WHOA. That means the snakes aregonna be coming out of their winter hibernation
and they're gonna be a warm inthe themselves in the sun for hot snake
summer or whatever. They they're goingto go layout by the pool they are.

(27:06):
It's not cute. I hate snakesthere, Terrified of them my biggest
fear. So be cautious. Ifyou're out walking or hiking on trails in
the Bay Area. They say thebest thing to do just leave them alone.
Move away. Should you encounter one, they say they'll let you know
with their rattle that you are tooclose. But should you get bitten,
don't wrap it in a tourniquit.Don't try to suck the venom out or

(27:26):
anything like that. You just can'ttink it right. No, that's a
that's a jellyfish. If you getbit by a rattlesnake, it's it's going
to be painful and urgent. Medicalcare is critical. A call nine one
one. They say, lay down. Keep that area that's been bitten lower
than your heart, lower than yourheart. Yeah, it's an interesting thing,

(27:48):
but don't try to some movies theytry to suck the venom out.
Don't do that. I wouldn't wantto stay there if the snake is still
there, though, you don't laydown right yet. My neighbor when I
was a kid, got bit bya rattle snake. Heard something on his
you know, his front steps inthe night, and went to go see
what it was. His step righton him, bit him right leg.

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He died. He's doing he's doingfine, but you do need to get
to the hospital before we wrap thisup. Gram, would you like to
tell everyone what you did to snakeswhen you were little, when you would
find them on your property. Well, when there were ratl snakes that were,
you know, threatening me and thefamily, we had a shovel.
Were they really threatening you or werethey just being snakes and you were just

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too close to them? Well maybewe were just being humans and they were
too close to us. And whatdid you do to them? We had
a shovel, we used to youknow, the shovel just he would chop
their heads off. It's wow wow. And now those poor little baby snakes,
I know they're orphaned. They picturestheir parents. They're fine. The

(28:57):
JV show on Wild Night don'ta CatWildney for nine the Bays number one hit
music station. What do you guysthink of her? Met Galla? Looks?
Not here for it? I likedthem, but not for like Met
Gala? What she just was ina bathtowel. The picture that I saw,
she was in a bath towel withher towel wrapped around her head.

(29:18):
There was it was that one andthen another one. She just wore a
giant like wet t shirt. It'son there now. But wasn't the theme
of the things like Midsummer Night's Dreamor a garden party or something. Wasn't
it something? It wasn't on themeGarden of Time, I think, not
giving garden no at all. Everybodyseemed to be from the looks I saw,
seemed to be some sort of whimsicalgardeny thing. Is this me talking

(29:42):
about the met gal Yeah, I'mgonna go If you guys will excuse me,
I'm gonna go punch myself in thebathroom real quick. Before we get
are What the Belief Game? SanJose, you have a chance to meet
with Jess and Cheenie. Wait,whoa, whoa what Thursday, guys,
three pm. We're going to beat the Taco Bell in San Jose,

(30:03):
seven to twenty story row. Areyou going to be giving away Chuck mugs?
We're gonna have some for special JVShow listeners to give your listeners especially.
I know everybody is special, butyou gotta be extra special. We're
going to have some games that youhave forgot it. I'll tell you the
only way to get a chuckmunk wasto play What the Bleep game that we're
about to play right now. Yeah, but we're going to have some extra

(30:25):
We're still going to steal something fairenough. So that's the Taco Bell,
the Taco Bell on seven to twentystory Road, San Jose. Yes,
Thursday. Also, the first hundredguests will get a Taco bo branded tumblr
in sunglasses for lots of giveaway.And Sharky is going to be there,
Sharky from the Santose Shark. Yeah. Oh, can you get his autograph
for me? I will thank you. All right, let's get to it.

(30:48):
What this is for your chance towin a JV Show chuck mug.
All you gotta do is guess thebleep dot word in today's clip. I'm
about to play it right here.Make sure you jump on the iHeartRadio app,
open up that talk back mike,leave your info, leave your guests.
First person to get it right winsyou guys ready for today's clip.
You know when you walk into aroom and you can smell that the couple
in there before you had just gotdone you. Oh that's not a good

(31:12):
smell. Weir, Oh, thankyou, but we've all happened. You
shift it alright, h take carguesses. Like Slider said on the talk
back mic on the very free iHeartRadioapp, if you don't have the iHeart
Radio app, how are you gonnawin this chug mug? Are you even
trying? Leave us your name,your city, and then your guests.

(31:33):
You've got to be the very firstcorrect answer of the morning to win that
chug mug. Remember this is afamily show, people, so yes,
let's keep it clean. Probably notthe first guest we'll play. Your guess
is next the JV Show on Wildninety four nine, playing our what the
Bleep game for your chance to winthe JV show Chug Mug. So here's
how it works. Every morning sevenoh five, we play a clip you

(31:55):
just got to guess the bleeped outword. Leave. Your guess is on
the talkback mic on the Free iHeartyou first person to get it right.
Whens the Chug Mug. It's easy, it's always fun. In case you
missed it, here is today's clip. You know when you walk into a
room and you can smell that thecouple in there before you had just got
done. I'm walking out. Well, let's go to your guesses. What

(32:20):
is the bleeped out work? Hijab Show. This is Leila Coco from
Sam's Day and we think the bleepoutword is farked the buzzer. Good morning
Jamie. So this is Rebecca fromConquered. My guess for the bleeped out

(32:42):
word is eating have a great dayeating stinking? Yeah? Yeah, it
depends what is. Sometimes sometimes youwalk in like you didn't save any of
that for me. Sometimes you walkin like, well I don't want whatever
they were having. Yeah, no, thanks, Hi JAB Show. And
my guess is my parents go noseblinded that one? Yeah, I don't

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smell anything then you walk into somebodyelse's house. Holyer, that diaper bin
sealed up? All right, continueto leave your guests will play more of
them next the JV Show on Wildninety four nine. Hey, Bestie's and
Cheaty from the JV Show, andwe want you to come and check out
the newly redesigned Taco Bell located atseven to twenty story Road in Tenaway.

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We had to record that so manytimes. Yeah, how many takes did
it get you guys to say hey, besties at the same time? Probably
like an hour. That was probablythe easiest part of the whole So in
case you missed it, Jess andCheaty they have an apparents Thursday, three
pm San Jose at the Taco Belland I feel like it's just gonna be
a whole bunch of Shenanigans there,Besties. Somebody left to talk back a

(33:55):
minute ago, asking Cheaty if shewas going to be d Jane at the
events. Considerate considerate gi Alright,let's go back to our what the bleep
game where you can win the JVShow Chuck mug So every morning seven o

(34:15):
five we play a clip with thebleeped out word you just got to guess
that bleeps out word is okay,it's not too late. If you want
to just you know, join inon the fun and play along. If
you do want to ever leave aguest, you do that on the talkback
mic on the I Sorry on theiHeartRadio app. In case you're just didn't
get in, here's today's clip.You know when you walk into a room
and you can smell that the couplein there before you had just got done.

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Now, remember it's a family show. Okay, all guests has got
to be clean. The bleeped outword is always clean. Let's go to
your guesses. Good Morning V Show. This is Mary Befermntza. I think
the bleeped out word is burped itsand worse. Hi, good morning.

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This is Biggy from also prote andI'm guessing the bleep dot word is cooking.
Thank you have a good day.That's a good guess you can when
someone's cooking something very good. Guess. A lot of people guessing cooking this
morning. That's not the correct answeringit The Morning JV Show. This is
Jennifer from San Jose. Is thebleeped out word showering? Showering? Using

(35:24):
that Irish spring much shower. Ohyeah, the whole house smells like that
Good Morning JV show it's been fromSan Jose. My guess is smoking smoking
there? Yeah, there you go, there you go here today's clip unbleeped.
You know when you walk into aroom and you can smell that the
couple in there before you had justgot done smoking weed, obviously smelling.

(35:49):
Yes, that's it's definitely all right. Let's get some shout outs. I
mean, first and foremost to ourbuddy Ben and San Jose. He's gonna
be getting a JAV show. Chu, that's official. You want that?
Hey, hey, hey, bestinwait he's giving me in Santose. How
far I mean you guys are gonnabe in San Jose? Right? Yeah,
seven twenty three road? There shouldgo three? All right. Julie

(36:09):
from Bay Point had the correct answer. A lot of people had it correct
this morning, just not quite fastenough. Karina and Anna what's up?
Greta and Nana what's up? AndSam Manteo. They had a crack.
So did Chris in Bay Point,Sammy and San Jose. Sammy, Wait,
San Jose, Sammy, you couldjust head right on over to where
is that twenty story road story.Of course, three o'clock on Thursday,

(36:30):
meet justin g David and Richmond hada crag, so did Katrina and Martinez
Julie in Valley Springs, our buddyKathy and Tracy had a correct and so
did Tammy from Hayward. What justknow quick enough? I think some other
people are probably if I didn't shoutyet, I apologize. Sometimes I can't
read my own writing. But thankyou for playing. We'll do it again
tomorrow morning. Some we're fin whatwhen you win? Make sure you check

(36:52):
your email. That's how we're gonnareach back out to you. Graham.
We have a couple of minutes.What else do you have here? You
know, I wanted to talk aboutthis video and it's posted the jvshow dot
com. It's a cyber truck ownertesting out one of the mini features.
Now, the cyber truck has afrunk on it. Did you guys know
that a trunk in the front.Yeah, it's a front trunk. They

(37:13):
call it a frunk. I didn'tknow that all teslas are. Yeah,
well, well you don't have agas guzzling engine in the front. You
got a lot of space there,and so it has a rather large frunk,
and the frunk opens and closes automatically. I mean, it's the cyber
truck, dude, it's high techright. Well, now there's a sensor
in it that is supposed to senseif there's an object blocking it from being

(37:35):
closed, and then at which pointit will stop and open back up.
Now, there were several cyber truckowners that were putting this thing to the
test, like is it actually stoppingbecause it seems like this thing closes kind
of hard, and people were puttingdifferent vegetables and stuff in it and it
was just slicing them right in half. Oh my god. People were worried
like, well, what apps ifI get my hand or my arm or
something stuck in there. It lookslike it's gonna just chop it in half.

(37:57):
Okay, the good folks that haveaddressed this in a software update that
just came out. Now the thingis going to be way more sensitive and
notice that something's there, and it'ssupposed to stop immediately. Okay. Now,
the video you're going to see atthe jvshow dot com, you got
to watch through it because he isgoing to first test by putting his arm

(38:17):
his arm in there and it itdoes it. As soon as it senses
it, it it backs off.The fronk opens right back up. Something's
there. Then he tries it withhis hand. It closes a little bit
of mild pressure, he says,on his hand before Nope, it opens
back up. The frunk opens backup on Madley. Now, he says
in the video, the moment you'veall been waiting for. He's gonna try

(38:39):
his finger and he puts his fingerin there. It does not sense it,
and it closes right on the thing. And you can tell because he's
recorded a video and song, hedid not expect this to happen, because
it flawlessly sends that there was somethingthere, and he he doesn't know for

(39:00):
a second how He's like, ohmy god. You can see the look
on his face, like, ohmy god, my finger is stuck in
here. Like not only is theincredibly painful way, I'm not getting this
thing out. I don't care ifthings have a sensor. I'm not testing
my body parts on it to makesure. This the video I could not
stop laughing about this yesterday. It'sso funny, and please go watch it.
This video is having me live mybest life twenty four. I am

(39:21):
living. I was lizing when Iwas watching the video. I thought it
was so funny. And that's laughingand lizying the combo there. Okay,
now the one thing that Tesla Tesla'sresponded, yes, yeah, hang on,
Matt. Now they say that thealgorithm there is learning, so that
it thinks if you've now told it, because it told it to close on
its arm, then it told hehad it close on his hand, then

(39:43):
its finger. He said, thealgorithm thinks that you really do want the
trunk the fronk to close, likemaybe there you have some grocery bags in
there, and you keep telling it, no, close closed, So it
is progressively closing harder each time.That's why it got his finger, says.
So it says it's learning and wewant you really want this trunk closed.

(40:04):
It's gonna try harder. I wantmy car to have an algorithm.
Yeah, I just want to havethe censor that bounces it back off and
doesn't take my finger off. TheJV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
let's go to the phone's weldy fornine high. Who's this? This is
Nelly and Chris Nellie and Chris Heybest, Hey, best, please,
what's that? What's going on?All right? So you are on to

(40:28):
play the JV show? Yep,nope, game, We are gonna get
to it in just a second.First jest, will you explain this prize?
Yep? So we have two ticketson the line. This is for
a Live Nation concert of your choice. So you actually get to pick from
a Nile Horn Show or Kaiko orMeghan Trainer. And this is all for
because we're celebrating Live Nation consert.Nice. All you gotta do is get

(40:50):
three out of four trivia questions correct, easy, easy, right, Yeah,
that sounds like a piece of cake. All right, well let's see
if you can get done. Here'squestion number one. What pizza chain builds
itself as the last honest Pizza?I'm not a pizza pizza? Well,

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this is the slogan they're using theircommercials. Maybe you've seen a pizza commercial
before, the last honest Pizza Itis good pizza. Or just take a
guess. All right, we're gonnago with round table. Listen, listen,
Nelly smell test for yeah, didyou google that? Be honest.

(41:37):
We're not going to take your pointaway, you know, Chris is here
he's my son, and he saidhe's doing a circle and he's saying round,
So okay, a little fishy,all right? Question number two,
A cape cod is a cocktail that'sjust simply cranberry juice. And what kind

(42:00):
of heart alcohol that one? Idon't know either. I'm not this vodka.
Yeah, all right, now weknow. I'll be honest. I
can't google that fat so okay,fair enough, fair enough, Just doesn't

(42:22):
he wanted? Question number three,what is the name of the group of
kids that Peter Pan leads in Neverland, The Last Boys? Yeah, because
I don't really watch I've never watchedPeter Pan, but still I'm gonna go
Lost Boys, all right? Watchthe number four Encore Recovery and Relapse or

(42:45):
just a few of the albums bywhat legendary rapper? What is the second
one Recovery? I don't know whatwas it? Lars Eminem was the correct

(43:13):
answer. But you still want jobtickets to a live nation concert of your
choice. Congrats, good shout outto my fiance Julia Noel, my daughter.
These tickets are for you, right, all right? Congrats, I'm

(43:36):
gonna put you on hold. Chetiesand a pick up lea all your options
and you just pick which Live Nationshow you want to go to. Okay,
thank you, You're very welcome.Hang on there, Gramm. We
have some shout out we do Selena. Listen up to this one because it
says I got a DM and says, Hi, my name is Kayrie or
Kiri, and I want to makea special request for a happy birthday shout
out. If Selena can shout outmy niece Emma Claudio. She's a huge

(43:58):
fan of the JV show, loveslistening to Selena in the morning's on her
way to school. Did she gether ears checked? No? No,
I'm kidding if you could do thisTuesday May seventh, that she is turning
ten years old and this is fromher tea again Kiri, Kayrie, I
hope I'm saying that right and hermommy we love her so much. Thanks
in advance. So, oh mygosh, shower out Slida. Hey birthday
Emma. Now listen here, listenhere the big one. Oh that is

(44:21):
no joke. Ten years old,you are officially double digits. We hope
you have the best day at schooland might I say you have really good
taste. Happy birthday up. Yeah, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna
give that one a double all right. Another DM here says, Hey Graham,
I was wondering if you could givemy stepdaughter and Marie Rose a happy
belated fourteenth birthday. She's a sinkoDeMaio baby. We're from Napa. We

(44:45):
listen to you guys every morning onour way to school. Good in Spanish.
Ooh, not a lot of nota lot of excitement there, all
right. We want to tell herthank you for being such a loving and
caring daughter. That's from your dadand Gabby. We love you very much.
So happy fourteenth birthday and Marine Roadsat a birthday today. It's all

(45:07):
the stuff you need to know what'shot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the Bay and trending is sponsored
by Menci and Heed's. Visit MensiniSleepworld for the Memorial Day sales event,
or visit sleepworld dot com. Sothere's been a shooting at Drake's house.
Police in Toronto announced early this morningthat they responded to reports of a shooting

(45:28):
at two oh nine am local time. One person was shot. It was
not Drake. We don't even knowif he was home at the time or
if he was, you know,in the area. But it was a
member of his security team. Sothat person was transported to the hospital with
what's being called serious injuries. Hopefullythey're gonna be able to pull through the

(45:49):
suspect, whoever, it was floodand a fugle. We don't have any
other info. There hasn't been adescription or anything released. People at first
thought that it was a shooting justnear Drake's house, but it seems that
the shooting was explicitly tied to Drakebecause there's a video going a round officers
on his property. Things are tapedoff. Now people want to know if
it's tied to his beef with KendrickLamar. Police won't give an official answer

(46:13):
on that just yet. I thinkthey're gonna be doing a news conference later
this morning. I don't know ifit's tied to Kendrick. It could have
been anyone. I mean, Drake'shouse isn't necessarily a secret. It's very
well known. It's been in magazines. Kendrick used it on the cover art
for one of his songs. Itcould have just been like a crazy Kendrick
fan. I read that Drake's Ovioshop in London was also vandalized, So

(46:37):
like, fans are clearly just takingthis way too far. So who knows,
We'll just we'll let you know whenthat police conference does happen. Right
now, though, let's talk aboutGiselle bunched in not happy at all about
the jokes that were made on TomBrady's roast. So this is on Netflix,
go watch it. Hilarious. Oneperson not laughing though, that's Giselle.

(46:58):
A lot of the jokes that weremade were about her, their failed
marriage, her getting with her jiujitsu instructor. Here's what a source told
people. As always, Jaselle's priorityis to support her children who were affected
by the irresponsible contents that was broadcastedthis past week. Jaselle has been tirelessly
dedicated to aiding those in need inher home state of Rio Grande do Soul

(47:21):
in Brazil, which is grappling withthe worst flooding in history. She was
concerned about family affected by the devastatingfloods, so to hear her life being
joked about was very disappointing. Icalled that yesterday, I mean I brought
that up. How do you doyou ahead? Of time clear this with
her and and your kids. They'regoing to hear some stuff about mom.

(47:43):
They're gonna hear some stuff about yourrelationship, and it's gonna be no holds
barred. Well, yeah, Tomclearly didn't clear anything with them. As
for Chiselle, because even even Tomwas up there looking really uncomfortable, like
I had said, but he wouldstill like manage to find humor or in
it. You know, does thatdoesn't seem like the type of person who
could joke about things. She hasmore serious. She was more serious at

(48:07):
times, But I mean, Iguess I don't know. I still wonder
if he he had to have saidsomething right this thing is coming up,
you know, like he's smart enoughto know that. I mean that,
like she's gonna get brought into thisa bunch. But all you can say
is that, hey, the roastis coming up. You don't know what

(48:27):
exactly is going to be said,and how vulgar it can get and how
oh yeah, how mean it canfound. You know, they've done a
million of these roasts, you know. By the way it happened. Nikki
Glacer, who did an amazing jobon the roast she was on with Howard
Stern yesterday. He asked her,like, Hey, was there anything off
limits? Did Netflix tell you likethere's certain things you could not joke about

(48:50):
with Tom Brady? She says thatwasn't the case. But collectively, all
the roasters, did you know,agree on one thing. I think we
all collectively just decided not to involvehis kids too much in anything because they
didn't ask for that. So anykind of reference to anything with that we
left off the table. So Icouldn't say, you know, you know,
Tom, hopefully we make out atthe after party, you can pretend

(49:13):
I'm your son. I don't rememberthat kiss. Uh huh. That was
good, and I, like her, said, we collectively decided yeah,
right, Netflix told you don't sayanything about the kids because the run up,
She says, So I couldn't say, well, you could, but
you guys agreed not to yet youwere told nothing about the kids. So

(49:35):
she said that there was a lotof her material that didn't make the final
cut, like she had you know, she didn't mention anything about CTE Graham.
There were like other roasters there jokingabout players that had CTE air and
Hernandez got brought up quite a fewtimes his fiance is pissed by the way,
like lived that this would air onNetflix. Yeah, I mean it

(49:57):
is. It's a roast. Nothing'soff limit. It's a rose. If
you were in any way connected tothat person, you might catch a stray
bullet and the thing you might catcha straight and it it happens, and
like, the things are going tobe off color and very edgy. And
you have to understand that it's astand up comedy and its humor. But
when it gets real personal, Iunderstands part of it. Yeah, my

(50:19):
feelings too. I think any ofus would be it'd be tough to laugh
all that stuff off. Graham,what do you have? All right?
The baffling bevy of Boeing bizarreness hascontinued in a mystery we at the JV
Show twenty twenty four investigative news deskhave dubbed the Boeing U Knowing And this
morning's entry comes to us from yesterday'sBoeing star Liner rocket launch. Things supposed

(50:40):
to be delivering a couple of astronautsto the International Space Station. Well,
I don't know if you guys sawthe launch was scheduled for last night.
I was on the edge of myseat. I was counting down. I
was excited to see this thing takeoff. But in typical Boeing fashion, as
something went wrong with the spacecraft andthey had to scrub the entire thing.
They say it was called off dueto a stuck on the spacecraft somewhere.

(51:01):
Whatever that means. The star Liner'snext possible launch opportunity, I guess is
tonight, but there's no word yetif they have successfully duct taped that valve
back on or not. Yesterday wouldhave marked the first crude flight for Boeing's
star Liner, which has already facedyears of setbacks and delays. This was

(51:22):
a big moment. They were finallygoing to do it, and then all
that pesky valve. They're focusing onthe wrong things. They have so many
flights and airplanes that they needed.If it was a flight, they still
would have took off with that stuff. Now, Oh yeah, Spirit,
they should just let Spirit Airlines handleas launch. They would have sent that
thing right up, no problem.Charged the astronauts a couple lecture bucks for

(51:43):
their bags, lead room, legroomfee, glass of water fee. Yeah,
but yeah, so we'll see.I don't know. I haven't heard
yet. I have to read upand see if they're gonna be able to
get this thing off the ground latertoday. I hope they don't just scraft
the entire thing. Nice job boeinganything else. I do have one quick
thing, listen to this mystery.Guys, the our investigative news desk might

(52:06):
have to try to tackle this one, because they say there are mystery wads
of cash showing up in one Ohiocity's bathrooms right now. Somebody found this
past week, somebody found twenty thousanddollars in a bathroom out of a local
theater there, and they say itwas not just sitting out in the open.
It was in a spot where youdefinitely had to look for it.

(52:27):
An employee of that theater found it. I don't know when they were cleaning
maybe or something. It was hiddenin there. And later that same day
someone found ten thousand dollars in abathroom out of KFC and again it was
They say it was hidden in away that you would have had to known
it was there to look for.It wasn't just laying there sitting behind a
trash can or something. Police rightnow have no idea where the money came

(52:50):
from or who it was going for. Do you guys have any theories about
this? A toilet wad of cash? Maybe it's somebody rich who is like,
doesn't have a lot of time leftand they just want to do something
good and give them money out topeople I don't know, or somebody stole
the money, but you wouldn't justbe hiding it in rundo places. I
think it's probably a drug deal.Can I throw a story drug deal?
Can I throw a couple quick shoutouts in a lot of Can someone go

(53:12):
back nine and a half months orwhatever your formula is and figure out what
ten months roughly, what was happeningthen? Because there are a lot of
birthdays, I'm just gonna go throughthem really quick. I sorry, I
can't read everybody's full message, butI want to give a happy belated shout
out to Ella July. Yeah,oh was it? A lot of fireworks
are going off that night, Alot a lot of fireworks. That makes

(53:34):
perfect sense. Got a drinking andfireworks, all right, Happy belated birthday
to Elliott. He turned fourteen yesterdayor maybe the day before. I'm not
exactly sure, but that's from Mom, Jamie and Napa. I said they
love the show and miss JV likethe Dickens. I haven't heard anybody use
that expression. I understand in awhile. All right, but happy belated
birthday to Elliott Tondle that one,and then really quick enough they're very happy

(54:00):
tenth birthday. Shout out to Amaniand that is from Mom, Vicki and
Dad, So happy happy birthday.The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
First Jess How was justin Timberlake.It was so much fun. First
of all, I do want toshout out some JV show listeners that came

(54:22):
up to me, Whitney and Miltonand Ashley and Luna. By the way,
Whitney and Milton came up to mewhile I was like crushing some wings
and I probably had sauce all over. But thank you for not judging me.
He's gonna be performing again tonight.Right, okays, everyone check it
out justin Timberlake. I do havea question for you, guys, because
I noticed this a lot last night, and I'm wondering how you feel about

(54:43):
it. People facetiming others while ata concert. Oh my god, I
hate it. I hate it.That's even worse than recording the cast.
I will agree with you on that, and I am a concert recorder.
I don't know why people do itbecause I don't even think you can see
it clearly on your screen. Youcan't, nobody, Laggy, the audience

(55:07):
is terrible. Can't we just enjoythings in the moment? Just enjoy it?
We can enjoy your time there.Put your phone away, look around,
enjoy talk to some people, havefun, have a draink, have
some wings, like, just enjoyyourself. You don't need to record every
moment. Well, I saw ithappening multiple times, like at least five
people. Who are the people onthe other end? That's like, hey,

(55:29):
makes you FaceTime me? I wantto see him do the moonwalk or
whatever he does these days. Seemseven want to see it through FaceTime.
This seems like something you would do, Selena, though if you were a
you're a big facetimer. Wouldn't haveyou ever facetimed someone from a concert,
like, oh my god, lookwhere I'm at? No, I posted
to my story like a normal person. Also unnecessary, That is not unnecessariety.

(55:51):
Some people go on live and dothe concert. I don't understand either.
They're live stream. Yeah, Ican see that too. Oh my
gosh, if you're at home watchingthe live stream from somebody's phone of a
concert and you're just hearing that personscream the entire time or the people around
them scream the entire time. OhSo, how was the justin though?

(56:14):
Because I think a lot of peoplewere like, you know, is he
gonna be giving like old man upthere now? Or does he still got
it? You know, I thinkhe still has it. He was,
they got it, He still gotit? Okay, he was moving around
yet his full choreography on point,I will say his performance was really good.

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There were some newer songs that Ididn't know, which I you know,
I hate being like that one personthat's like not singing along. Yeah,
but loved his old stuff. Hedid an amazing job. He had
a lot of you know, visualsthat went along with a choreography, which
I love to see and I lovewhen artists do this. So I loved

(56:55):
it. And was his wife backstagemaking sure that no females gone back there?
She was I think, so okaywalking back there because he was up
there looking like he was having nofun. What am I supposed to do
after the show? Great? Yeah, it was so much fun. But
it was one of those things whereI was having fun in the moment,
and then once it ended, Ithought about being here at work in the

(57:19):
morning, and I would kill Yeah, wee can I? Concerts are tough
for us, Selena? Can weside borrow from me? Were you offered
the JT tickets here from work?I was not. Yeah, I didn't
get offered any Can I sig borrow? Cheaty? Real good chat? Did
you get offered JT tickets here atwork? I did? What? Did
what in the world? Because youguys had left that day? What do

(57:40):
you mean are you until two o'clockevery day? Maybe you guys guys had
to stay till like two thirty.We were probably in a media stay minutes
extra. Yeah. So they werejust walking around like tickets yeah here because
they always said, because they alwayssend out an email. This is not
passing the snow test for me,not an email. It was just oh,
I see in the hall, waityou want to get But it was

(58:00):
a good show. It was Irecommend and hopefully tonight it's just as great
as it was last night. Andit's an SAP Center ring. All right,
Sophia got those tickets I mean Graham, and I know how anybody They
just hand them out in the hallway. Now, Graham, do we have
shout outs here? We do?I got one quick shout out mom,
and my DM says, could youguys please wish my daughter a happy birthday

(58:23):
May seventh? Please say happy seventhbirthday, Amaya. We love you,
sweetams. And she's turning seven onthe seventh. Love Mom. That's from
mom, soyco so happy Happy birthday, Amaya, Happy birthday. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine,we were just talking about justin Timberlake because

(58:44):
he performs last night at SAP sentOur. Jess you went, oh yeahohit,
bhoshit. I wasn't ready for that. He is gonna go yeah bullshoes.
It's gonna be performing again tonight.But we have someone on the talkbacks
who's also there last night, EsMorning guys, Amanda from NAPA. A
voice is scratchy because I was justin Timberland last night too. It was

(59:07):
such a bitch a show. Heput on such a great performance. It's
just on your feet, hella good. The only thing is is I don't
want to ever buy drinks at aconcert ever again. One is and that
was enough. They're so expensive,but he was fire. He was so
good, super just energetic. Itwas the best. So fun goods had
a good time. Oh yeah,how much is a drink? Oh?

(59:30):
I agree? I spent forty dollarson two. So there's that. You
can't go to a concert these daysthinking like you're gonna get a buzz there.
You gotta go, you gotta becauseit is Yeah, same thing when
I went to Chase Center for thatcomedy show a while back. I we
bought four beers and it was onehundred bucks. I was like, possible.

(59:51):
Yeah about that? All right,Graham, So what is viral on
TikTok? Right now? You area TikTok spokesperson. It's not just TikTok
all social media is okating this questionman versus bear? Obviously I could fight
a bear with my bare hands andwin, no problem. So that's one
for the men. And there wasthat one guy named Bear Grills right,
he was an adventually he was partbear and part man. I don't know

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who he would choose here. It'sactually not a fight between a man or
a bear. It's a question,a hypothetical question that's being posed to women
right now, and ladies, Iwant to hear your answer. Here's the
question. It's very simple. Wouldyou rather be alone in the woods with
a man or with a bear?A bear? Ye? Bear? Really?
Yeah? Why? Because a bear, if they're gonna kill you,
they're gonna kill you, like instantly. Yeah. And if a man's gonna

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kill you, the man is probablyyou know, not right in the head,
and they're gonna make it. Hedoesn't want to kill you, what
odds are He's a sweet, gentleperson, don't know what he wants to
just spit some cheesy pick up linesand I mean yeah and say, hey,
nice to meet you. I'm gonnago hide what The bear just goes
fishing, doesn't even bother you atall? Bears air, I think,

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yeah, I think I'd rather betrapped with some man. Wow, I'll
take my chances. The debate raisedon this because a lot of women online
are with just and cheaty on this. They just say that the they know
one of the I guess pieces ofI don't know logic here if this is
a logical explanation, But some peopleare some ladies are saying, you know

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what you're gonna get with the bear, like you know what the danger is.
With a guy, it's it's unknown. You don't know what what the
danger is, and so they'd rathertake the they'd rather take the knowing of
what the danger is. I whenthe danger is the bear eating you alive?
Why would you pick that one?You don't move and they can't see

(01:01:44):
you. That's not true. Thatthat's actually let's not trust our wildlife expert
here Jess from Selena's Bears can seeyou. You can't outrun a bear.
A bear is faster than you.It can and you can't climb a tree
to get away from it. It'sa better climber than you. It's also,
I don't know, maybe two hundredtimes stronger than you. So if

(01:02:04):
it wants to take a swipe atyou, your head's gonna fly off your
body. Yeah, but I don'tknow. Just I don't feel like a
man. I can out smart prettyeasily. There you go, good point,
You know, like a serial killer. I didn't say serial killers.
Ad amazing. Yeah, but it'sa man. You don't know if it's
a good man or a bad man. If you think there's such thing as
a good bear, well, there'ssome cute looking pretty good. He's out

(01:02:30):
there putting out forest fires. Uhyeah, I mean, I guess just
to your point, you don't knowif it's a serial killer. What percentage
of men are serial killers? Ithink a very smart it's probably point zero
zero zero zero zero zero. Yeah, it's like it's it's just it's quite
If you find a bear in thewoods, you're like, Okay, the

(01:02:50):
bear belongs here. What is asingle random man doing in the wood We're
hiking? What are you doing outthere? I don't know, I means
to me, I mean, youknow, the greater debate is it is,
you know, a sad commentary onsociety when so many women would select
a bear over another exact being becausea bear could obviously kill you if it

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wanted to. We're more afraid ofmen, right, We're at kind of
a sad point, if that isyour your answer. But yeah, I
don't know. I'm taking them.Yeah, I'm gonna take a chance there
might be out there with the humanbecause they you know, odds are that
ninety you know, whenever they doa study, ninety point, you know,
ninety something percent of people are inherentlygood people. So I'm going with

(01:03:32):
the ninety something percent. I needto see how many people are killed by
a bear a year and how manypeople are killed by men in a year.
Those are different, different circumstances,different circumstances and encounters. This is
you who are in the woods alonewith one of them. Did you guys
hear about this bill that could forcestores to close the self checkout lines?

(01:03:52):
I saw that headline you tell,so this is currently being proposed. It
would prohibit grocery stores or retail drugsstores from offering self checkout options unless meaning
if and only if these following conditionsare met are met. Excuse me,
checkouts are limited to ten items orless, which target is already doing.
Okay, at least one manual staffcheckout station is available, so you're still

(01:04:16):
going to have at least, youknow, one employee. They're bringing things
up. I never understand that whenyou have a human working a self checkout
thing, let's just go back toregular checkout. What are we doing?
You have a person there working.Well. They want to cut down on
the thievery, so they actually wanta lot more people working at the self
service stations. They're saying that oneemployee for every two self service checkout stations

(01:04:40):
to keep a better eye I guesson what is actually going on. They're
also saying that every employee working thesestations has to be relieved from all other
duties. Their only focus is makingsure people do not steal or to help
them with the What if I needto ask them where something is in the
store, Please tell me where thisis located? Ask someone else again.
This all goes back to when wetalk about this with AI and things like

(01:05:01):
that, is what's the motivation fora company using AI? Is it to
make your experience better? Or isit to save them from having a human
employee and having to pay that humanemployee salary and benefits and things like that,
And the majority of the time it'sto save the company. Self checkout
is no different self checkout. Isit to make your shopping experience better or

(01:05:25):
is it to save them money?It's to save them money. Is your
experience like do you guys prefer selfcheckout over regular checkout? Like? Do
you think you get in and outof the store quicker? I have the
opposite. The item doesn't scan,then you have to call over the person.
The second you have to call overthe person to scan something or doesn't
scan, I'm right back to regularcheckout. You know, if I have

(01:05:45):
complicated things like produce and have topunch in numbers and stuff, I'm just
gonna go to a person. Butsometimes I'll go in there for like a
quick little you know, little ghostenergy or something like. I don't want
to be stuck in the line andtalk to a person and I just't wanna
get my drink and then go.Look, I totally understand that, but
the majority of the time, theself checkout line moves so slowly because the
people in front of me. NowI have one quick thing and yeah,

(01:06:06):
I don't want to talk to anyone, I want to scan it and go.
But the people in front of me, they got all kinds of stuff
and guess who doesn't. Every time, it looks like they're using this thing
for the first time, Like haveyou guys ever used one of these before?
And you're always goes by so muchfaster. Oh, mine's furious.
I get why they're doing this becausepeople will steal everything, so they're cracking

(01:06:28):
dead. Listen, if you stealyes, I'm talking to you driving right
now, They're going to make itreally hard for you to start doing that
they're trying. They found that theywere losing more money than, you know,
than they were saving by not havinga human employee, which means a
lot of money worth a lot ofmoney is going out the door. Hopefully
people will start getting more jobs nowthough these people that can still like I
could never even bring myself in mytarget. I'm like, oh my god,

(01:06:51):
they're watching me. I'm like soparanoid. Yeah, just ringing in
my regular items. I'm like,oh my gosh, do I look suspicious?
I know? Did I actually wait? Did I type in the correct
number of bags? I make eyecontact with the camera. I said three
bags, but I really need four. I'm going to jail. I'm getting

(01:07:11):
re arrested. Have you ever triedto like search for a certain like produce
item but you can't find it,so you just pick like one that's close
to it? Like, Am Igoing to get in trouble for this?
Yeah? Oh my god, mynerves. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine, Good morning, It'sjust Adam from San Jose and I just
want to give a shout out toGraham, Chess, Selena and Katy.

(01:07:33):
You guys every day are putting outthem good vibes, and I just really
want to appreciate you guys and thewhole bay. Appreciate you and thank you
guys. I know you guys gotyour own stuff going on, but every
day you continue to come on hereevery day every morning put out those goodbbes,
make us laugh, make us feelgood. I appreciate you all,
just keeping with your thing. Loveyou guys. Oh, thank you so
much. Nice talk. Okay,thank you so much. Yeah? Thanks

(01:07:59):
all right. So let's not onlyfans. I came across this study,
I guess to find out which stateshad the most only fans creators. Cheenie,
why are you smiling so hard?Because I'm about to get into how
much money on average these you know, creators are making as well. So
according to this, the state withthe most creators on OnlyFans is Connecticut.

(01:08:24):
Wow, this has got to beadjusted by population, right, because the
state with the most only fans creatorshas to be California. We're the most
positivest what I thought, but itsays here they found that Connecticut was a
state that returns the highest number ofresults, with twenty four hundred and sixty
four accounts. So I think they'regoing based off accounts there. I just
I can't find any scenario where that'snot a little kind of shocking to me

(01:08:47):
too. I think state would havemore only fans creators than California. We're
the most populous state. Let's see, Nevada was the second highest, and
then Hawaii, North Dakota, Maine, Iowa, New Hampshire, Indiana,
Florida, and Colorado top five.That surprising. It's got to be the
metric has to be adjusted by population. What I really want to talk about,

(01:09:08):
though, is how much money accordingto this report, that creators are
making on average. So South Carolinamade the most money on average, with
these creators making fourteen hundred sixty dollarsper month from their profiles on average.
That's on average. Wow, that'sbetter than I thought. Because we hear

(01:09:31):
people about you know, you hearthese one offs about people that are making
a fortune, but you have tofigure the majority of people on there are
making scraps. But that's a statethat makes the most money. Now,
if we go over to Connecticut thathas you know, the highest number of
creators according to the study, theysee on average four hundred twenty seven or
they say that's the median number fourhundred twenty seven a month. Is that

(01:09:53):
enough money for you guys only?I don't think even fifteen hundred a month
is enough to convince me that Ishould be on OnlyFans. You want some
of those states, like not theBay Area. In some of those states,
you're paying your rent and then somewith that money. With fifteen hundred
bucks, I guess if you lookat it like that, it's a little
more. But like if I'm goingto show off the goods, yeah,

(01:10:16):
okay, I need to be makingin the tens of thousands, like literally
making snow angels with your cash athome. Thank you. But you have
to build your following. You're nota huge celebrity going over there that's instantly
going to cash in, like,you have to build it up. It's
like with anything on social media.If you want to be an influencer,
there's a day when you have onefollower, just one, and then you

(01:10:38):
grow from there and some days sorry, that's the sorry, that's the way
it works. If you want tobe on the path to making thirty grand
a month, you are going tostart with just one subscriber if you're lucky,
and then it's going to grow thatcontent better be good? So awkward?
Four hundred dollars too? Like,no, I couldn't do it.

(01:11:01):
I couldn't do it. So whatis the dollar amount per month that you'd
have to make because everything has aprice, like a million. I don't
even think I would you, Like, you'd only do that for twelve in
a family and if no one knew, No, you have all these things
you right here now that I'm goingto show your face. Uh, you

(01:11:25):
don't have to show your face.Nobody cares about that anyway, somebody else
or no, can you pretend tobe someone like if you don't show your
face, like, I mean,nobody know to you. You don't,
Like Graham said, you have tobuild up your following. How else are
you going to get the followers andsubscribers if you're not out there promoting it.
I don't get if your fans onlyfan you need to be posting the

(01:11:45):
link to it on your Instagram.I'm out. Yeah, I know.
So there's no amount of million amillion million a month. If you were
making a million a month, wecould come on here and say just from
the JV show. No, Well, I wouldn't be here if I was
making a million mill What I mean, I'd be talking about you why you
left the show? Yeah, youknow what, I'd be laughing in my

(01:12:08):
mansion and it wouldn't matter at thatpoint. But if you were just some
random jest not from the JV show, no offense, Like, how would
you have all these subscribers like youkind of need the show? Yeah,
you have to do something nasty.How do you get yourself to the top
of the algorithm? Right, I'mback out. Why did you sound so

(01:12:30):
disgusting? Because it is because youthink about what the thing is gottest.
It's all the stuff you need toknow what's hot and music, movies,
shows and the most talked about storieshappening today in the Bay. So Rihanna

(01:12:50):
bailed last minutes on the met Gala, despite teasing her look and how iconic
it was going to be. Apparentlyshe came down with the flu. So
no Rihanna at yesterday's met Gala,but still a lot of other epic looks.
Again, if you want you thinkthat's what a wise grim. You
don't want to be squeezing into oneof those type cinched up things if you

(01:13:11):
are battling the bubbly tummy. Soif you want to go see some other
iconic looks from some of your favesThe jvshow dot com. Funny you mentioned
a cinch waist because Kim Kardashian againwearing what has to be the tightest corset
ever. Her waist was so teenytiny, very reminiscent of her twenty nineteen

(01:13:31):
met Gala look, because she alsowore a teeny tiny corset. Yeah,
then as well. I feel likeyesterday's was even smaller. I read reports
that she had a nineteen inch waistlast night. There's no do you know
how small that is? That's like, that sounds painful, Like you could
it looked painful, and I couldlike wrap. That's like my hands would

(01:13:54):
go all the way around her waist. I mean that's not no, I
mean impossible. It was possible lastnight. If you want to go see
the photos again, they're on oursite. But that's exactly why people are
upset with her, because you arebasically doing what's not normal, setting these
unrealistic beauty standards. She's standing there, can she can barely walk. You

(01:14:15):
can tell she's like struggling to breathe, and everyone's like, oh my god,
Kim so beautiful snapping photos and we'relike applauding her for this. I
don't. I'm people are very upset. I don't then be upset at social
media. Social media. It doesthat social media too, Yeah, well
that does. That's the biggest culprintin setting unrealistic expectations. Yaf Kim Kardashian

(01:14:36):
and every woman has been doing Everyfemale celebrity's been doing this for the most
part for years, like this doesn'tI don't know. I'm less. I
don't get bothered by it when it'slike not really these crazy Met Gala looks,
I don't. Yeah, I don'tknow. One more thing on the
met Did you guys see any ofthe pictures floating around of Katie Perry at

(01:14:57):
the met gala? I don't knowwho started this, but she wasn't there
yesterday, so everyone started generating AIpictures of her in different outfits on the
carpet and they look so real.You can see some of them at the
jbshow dot com. Even Katie's momfell for it. Katie posted a text
message from her mom. I guessthey call her a feather. I don't
know why, but Katie's mom saidfeather, I didn't know you went to
the Mets. What a gorgeous gown. You look like the Rose Parade.

(01:15:20):
You are your own float. They'revery I mean, you look real.
Not only do they look real,they're very on theme for the event.
She already looked so good. It'sa pretty good look. I mean,
you don't even have to go tothe Met gallony. I got a check.
And that's an interesting point. Somereason I feel like she wouldn't be

(01:15:42):
But sorry, Katie, remember she'sbusy with idol and things. Who knows,
Graham, what do you have intrendy? Do we go back to
kim kay when they squeeze you intoone of those corsets? Uh? Do
they just like you got to squeezeeverything out? How do they even do
that? How did they sense itthat tight? I honestly don't know where
her insides went. They have tolike even they have to like move them
somewhere else. Yeah, even likeeven a normal person, the skinny you

(01:16:06):
can't suck in that much to getit, to get your waist to be
that small. Do you think thatshe's like getting for everything in your body's
getting forced out? I don't knowhow she was able to like, go
to the ladies room. You thinkshe was wearing the diaper? I think
you'd have to Oh, but thenthat would have made well, yeah,
actually, maybe we're one of thosecontraptions. Gram Let's get in one of
your stories, all right, listento this, you guys. A couple

(01:16:27):
in Texas just basically defied some prettymajor odds because they just gave birth to
identical quadruplet girls. Say. Theodds of that happening about one in fifteen
million, which I thought it wouldbe way more unlikely than that. I
thought it'd be more like winning thepowerball odds identical quadruplets, but that is
still one if fifteen million is stillpretty long odds. The babies were delivered

(01:16:49):
via c section at twenty nine weeks, so Hannah, Grace, Lucy,
Marie, Rebecca Claire, and PetraAnne. They are not the only kids
in the family. The couple alreadyhas two kids, a three a three
year old, and a one anda half year old. So this couple,
they're in for it. They're gonnahave six kids under four years old,
which is crazy. They say theywere not trying to get pregnant,

(01:17:11):
but they were very excited to givetheir their two kids, another sibling.
But they said, quote, holymoley, when they saw four babies on
the ultrasound, someone get her anunderbag eye endorsement or something. I mean,
can you imagine having I can't imaginehaving quadruplets. But then they're all
identical. Yeah, that'd be soconfusing. I know which one are you

(01:17:32):
again? Who are you? You'reLucy Marie? Okay, like'd you know,
like bracelets on them or something totell them apart. They say there's
seventy two documented cases of what theycall spontaneous identical quadruplets and medical history.
Spontaneous meaning that they were conceived withoutIVF for some sort of reproductive assistance.
They were conceived ashally, which iscrazy. The JV Show on Wild ninety

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four to nine,