Jess Performs On Bart

On today's 8-15-23 Friday show: Listeners continue to shoot their shot at the JV show, Jess shares something gross abouta halloween store, the 49ers are trolling the Rams, Graham shares some possum stories, NSYNC shares a new song, another edition of "Chidi's Tweets", Britney Spears apparently cheated on ex-husband, Jess gives an update on her quest on bart, high schoolers are now doordashing lunch, and so much more on this fun Friday!

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine, Happy Friday. We did it?
Why Nappa? Like, why JessNappa? Yeah, because that's where
well, that's where I live.So we did it now, But we
did it. We're talking to theentire Bay area. Yea worldwide radio.
From wherever you're listening, you cansay the same thing like we did it

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San Leandro. We did it.They said we wouldn't make it to Friday,
but we did it. But me, that's what I'm saying. We
did it now. But the JAVShow, I'm Selena, Imam, I'm
Jess, and I'm Cheaty. Cheatyhas her eyes closed over here, Come
on, cheat Where were you lastnight? Oh? I was at the
California Academy Science thing the night life. Yeah, wanted to that? Was

(00:41):
it so cute? There was likedrinks, so query was open. There's
no kids running around. Yeah,must be nice. Do they still have
the albino crocodile or aligator? Whatis that thing? Yeah? It's still
there. He still he doesn't movemuch time. Are you alive? That's
what I wonder? Every says hedoesn't move. It was just a wax

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figure. It does look like partythinks that it is because they're so known
for this thing. It probably croakedlike five years ago, and they're like,
well, we got to keep peoplelooking. And so it's just like,
you know, because it's rare,rare. Well, that's funny,
the indoor like rainforest. Yeah,I always closed off. I always wanted
to go there too. Anyways,So Cheety said that she's going to have

(01:25):
to run after this break to goget some ghost energy drinks. All at
six o'clock in the morning. Let'sgo back to something that we were talking
about yesterday. For whatever reason,people have just been shooting their shots,
well mainly at Graham and Jess andnow I'm getting dragged into this. Let's
play some talkbacks that came in yesterdayafter the show. This first one is

(01:47):
for Graham and Graham. I gottasay, I'm still a little shocked the
fact that you've had multiple people leavetalkbacks and they were willing to fight each
other. Dis Yeah, it outall right. So let's see what this
one is about. Oh, Igot a good morning JVS show. Is
this for Gram you need to useit today or for the podcast? But

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Graham, oh my god, stillmaterial. I'll pully be like cupcaking and
go google bull for bram. Ohmy god, y'all have a great day
and have fun with this talk back. Total deal. Thank you, not
appreciate thank you. You guys arejust jealous. It's jealous hater talk.

(02:30):
I understand it. It's fine.Honestly, I think because we know you
so well, we just don't seeit. I just think it's like talk
back after talkback. We can't evenplay them all. There's so many talkbacks
coming into people shooting their shot atme, and like, look, I
would feel the same. I feelsome type of way too. If I
was like you guys, like where'swhere's nothing for me? Can I go
back and check? Can you goback and check to see if there's talkbacks

(02:51):
it came about me? Oh,there aren't. Ah, And then you're
sold that it's just that you're obsessedwith fart. So like, I just
don't get it. People appreciate something. It's a good sense of humor.
Don't knock it. Okay, Ohwe have another talkback, Grammy see this
ones for me? You do?Look. Look, I'm like I said,
I had to dig deep, Isearched, I scoured, and I

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did find someone shooting their shot atyou. Okay, Felia, Baby,
come on, I'll come. Noone shooting there shot. You're beautiful thing.
Come on, you are the star. I see you on Instagram.
I'm like, damn every single time, you're a milk and you got to

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own up to it. Baby,Oh the kid. Yeah, Graham,
I didn't get a kiss, that'sall right. I got dil for Slena.
Got right. So we covered boththose bases. Okay, now that's
good. This next talkback, it'sfrom Jose from NAPA. Yeah. Now
this one requires some backstory. Now, this is someone who tried to shoot

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their shot at Jess yesterday. Hesaid he would fight for her. Yes,
and we're like, wow, well, how romantic. This guy sounds
awes on the show and he said, you know what, I'm not worried
about it. Jess knows, soshe has at home. Nothing's going to
happen. And Jose, guy,I doesn't even matter. You can shoot
your shot all you want, younever you're never gonna get Jess. He
tried to pretend that he wasn't feelingthreatened by it, but I could hear

(04:20):
his voice trembling, and he washe was shaking about Jose from NAPA.
So let's talk back from Jose fromNappa. It's more directed at your man,
Jess. It's a response to him, Jose from Nappa. This talkback
is for Rube. Like I said, I respect that Jess is in a
relationship, so I'll leave it alone. But if she's ever single, Jess

(04:42):
sounds very respectful. But I betthe rest of the JV show is really
curious about what I look like.And it's better for you, Rube,
that Jess doesn't see a picture ofme. I'm a fan of Drake and
football and the Warriors, but whatgood is any of that without Jess by
your side? Point? Good point, hashtag team Jose from NAPA. I

(05:03):
mean, I am curious to seea picture of him. I definitely am
Jess, and he is your curiositypeaked at all, not even just a
little bit, just like yeah,i'd like the series looks like we can
not, And like an I'm wouldpotentially be interested in this person if he's
so smoking hot, which as Ican tell by his voice, look at
the picture with my man next tome? What if he actually what if

(05:25):
you think he'll try to set upI don't think he would be previewing another
man would feel man around guys shouldknow that if they are if they ever
like slide into a girl's DMS orwhatever they're showing their man. No,
I don't know. I'm like,hag, like what this guy says.
I mean, I show like mygirlfriends and we laugh like that, But

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I don't think my man would thinkthat's very funny. So I show's why
should my friends? Right? Andhe fallout from this yesterday Jess after,
you know, because Rube came onthe show and like I said, he
was shaking in his boots little bitbecause Jose from Napa's outed, like,
you know, he sounds like aman. Also, let me ask go
man voice also as this does Rupehate us? No, not at all.

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Sure, it was just really earlyand he was like, oh,
I wasn't expecting all those questions.Because I feel like we talked to him
yesterday. If you missed it,please go back and podcast the show,
because I feel like he was veryunamused by our antics, very serious the
entire time, and I want tobe like, bro, like, loosen
up, yeah, just a littlebit, show we're just having fun.
I feel like maybe to him hewas he was like having fun with it

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too, but he was just likereally serious because he was on his way
to work. He had just wokenup. He's not a morning person.
He does. He know how tolaugh, he knows that and he just
like he knows it's all you knowfor funny. Good? All right?
Good? Was he like pacing aroundlast night with like jose from Nappa's picture

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on it when we don't have apicture at it book? Yeah? No,
none of that, okay, wellfrom Napa, not that he needs
to be afraid of anything. TheJV show on Wild nine, we've been
talking a lot about people shooting theirshot at us. Don't understand people fighting

(07:18):
over Graham and the talkbacks. Inever will I get it? Do you
really? Oh? Yeah, Idon't. I don't think you get it.
Yeah, I don't think so.Well, we have one more talk
about because Graham, you rep Nappa? What side again? West Side?
What's said Nappa? That's that's whereyou're from. Here's a talk back about
NAPA. Men. Hey guys,Happy Friday. This is Georgina in regards

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to this guy from NAPA who's interestedin Jess. I'm just gonna say,
Napa men ain't except you, Graham. Of course, thank you, and
that also includes my dad I'm bornand Rosa Napa. I don't live there
anymore, but she's better off withher man Ruben. I looked at them.
They're a hot couple. They're gorgeousand they look like they're in love.

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So yeah, I'm on Rubens sideon this one. Ah, So
you were the exception, Graham.I thought you were going to be one
of the ones that eight is.And it was about Jose from Napa,
who's been trying to get at Jesson the talk back. Right, but
I have a feeling that Jose alsothe exception. Again, I can have
an ability to tell people are goodlooking based on their voice right time radio.
It's with flying colors, all right, Jesz. So what is this

(08:26):
Halloween? PSA? Okay, sothis ex Spirit Halloween Workers says. I
was gonna say, should we notsay the name of the store, but
okay, you just did it.Well, depends what it's about. Yeah,
so she's but I'm sure this appliesto like any Halloween store. They
sponsor this segment, by the way, right, huge sponsor by Spirit Halloween
mom something. So she said,PSA, make sure that any Halloween costume

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accessories, specifically, masks are disinfectedafter you buy them because they are worn,
like minimum by a minimum of fivepeople a day before they are bought.
So there are kids that put onthe masks, you know, when
they're out shopping. They're wandering aroundthe store for an extended period of time.

(09:13):
They get their snot in there,They sneeze, they cough, they
laugh, they talk, and thecycle just repeats it. I've never considered
that we all go to the Halloweenstore and we put on the mask,
and we're like scaring our kids arejust trying it on, you know,
we all do that not even thinkingabout how dirty they are because everyone is
in there trying it on. That'sso gross. You have to try it

(09:33):
on. You have to see canI wear this thing all night? I
know it good enough, Like isit going to be uncomfortable? Is that
disgusting to you that everyone's had thatthought and everyone's tried it on before you?
Yeah? Yeah, And that I'venever actually thought about somebody else trying
it on before me. And they'rehot, breath, just all in the
inside. Just sure. People lovethe spirit stores. They probably wipe them

(09:56):
down daily, right, He's fortunatej show brought to you by your local
Spirit Halloween Halloween superstore. They're notdoing it. Yeah, it's kind of
gross. I don't think, Imean yuck. Is any worker getting paid
extra to just go around and likedisinfect all the masks? I think so.
So. Just you know, nexttime you buy a Halloween costume,
don't lift thee inside of it ofthe mask that too, but also clean

(10:20):
it after all? Right, Graham, what do you have exciting weekend?
You guys? Niners football Sunday Jestake back your woo. You're didn't whoo.
I just did a court to takethat back. Take that back you're
you're a New York Giants fan hailfrom Selena's. I can't figure that out.
But the Niners are going to bein La taking on the Rams at

(10:41):
Sofi Stadium, or as we liketo call it, Levi's South, because
once again Niner fans are going tobe overtaking the building. I saw a
report this morning saying the fan forecastprojection shows that the crowd at Levi South
is projected to be sixty four percentforty nine Ers fans, So there'll be
more forty nine er fans in SofiStadium than Rams fans, and to kind

(11:07):
of maybe piggyback on this as ifit's our it's an away game, but
it's sort of like a home game. The forty nine ers trolling the Rams
a little bit. They say they'regoing to be wearing their home jerseys.
The Niners are gonna be wearing theirhome red jewelry's, and they are treating
this one like it's a home game. I love the trolls. Take it
over, make it nice, alfcomfortable. We're gonna kick our shoes off,

(11:28):
put our feet up. The onlyhome The only little blemish on this
on the resume is that the Ninershave beat the Rams regular season games eight
in a row. This would ifthis Sunday, it'll be nine in a
row, the only loss coming inthe NFC Championship game. That was the
one where Niners fans completely overtook SofiStadium. It was a sea of red.

(11:52):
The Rams had to use a silentsnap count because they couldn't hear because
the Niners fans were so so loud. But that was the game that the
Niners ended up losing, and theRams went on to win the Super Bowl
that year, I believe. Sothat's the only blemish on the resume of
Levi South. I still love itthough, I love it. No,
no, I mean I love thetroll, trust me, I love it.
The JV show on Wild ninety fournine might respect to Jose from Nappa.

(12:16):
You No, He's earned the respectof many men around the Bay area.
If you don't know who's A fromNappa is the guy who on the
top backs. He shot his shotat Jess Year. She shooted shot at
his shot. Whatever he did,he did something shot shot was fired,
and he said he will fight.He will fight for Jazz. Jess Weber
is in a relationship, but youknow was A from Nappa. He tried.

(12:37):
I'm Friday JV Show. I don'tbelieve. Just want to say to
Jose from Nappa, I respect.It takes your shot before she gets married,
because after then it's all over.So good luck Bruh and Bay the
way, Jesse, you are badSo I get it. One Hello,
is that like a it's sort ofa veiled the thinly veiled the shot at
Jazz Jmis that was fighting with Jose. Now I think someone's got to claim

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Jess. I vote for Jose Rubensgotta fight. Hella, dude, this
is gonna be no. I hopehe's ready, all right, Graham,
do you have all right? Sothis is pretty exciting, you guys.
This little boy in Sonoma, theyhe was with his dad. They were
at a park and they said theynoticed a strange fuzzy lump on the sidewalk

(13:26):
near the playground, and the littlefuzzy lump was moving like what the hell
is this thing? Fuzzy lump?Yeah, And they went up to it
and it was a baby possum's everseen. They're gross looking. The gross
looking. Hey, I know,life, the life has a soul,
I know, but they're not cute. Well, the baby possums cuter than

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the adult possum, right, Ithink so? Yes, they're ugly.
They're all ugly. Adult possums areone of the other. But baby possum
at least this one like it's alittle fluffy like whatever I mean. It
was all alone, been separated fromits family. Looked like it needed help.
So they called the animal control Theygot they animal controls, like,

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you know, put it in alittle bag, a little container and bring
it down here and we'll take careof it and they did, and the
Animal Control said is crediting this littleboy with saving the baby possum's life.
They said this thing would not havebeen able to survive on its own separated
from its mom. This might beslightly pepepew old story. But did you

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guys see the video this week ofthe orangutan that through the possum out of
its house. No, you didn'tsee this video? Vil Oh my god,
I'm going now to the JV showup. Yeah, I'll see it.
I had cheaty posts the video becausethe picture like picture kind of like
a it's like a kind of likea treehouse habitat thing at the zoo.

(14:50):
I think it's in Australia. Andthe orangutan climbs up and must notice,
like dude, there's a possum inmy house. And it grabs this thing
and it throws it, Like mywhy would I do that? Because it
doesn't want it. It's like amillion flips and oh my god. I've
never felt bad for a possum before, but I feel for this one.
Yeah, it was flying like itprobably was fine after that, though,

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I think so I feel like they'rekind of like cats, and I don't
know they're not cats, they're likerats. Yes. Yeah, this thing,
I don't know if it maybe ifit hits some tree branches and that
broke its fall a little bit.I don't know, because the habitat like
it really has high up. Thismonkey had to climb up there about I
don't know, twenty five feet upin the air before it grabbed this thing.

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And then it's a slow blow forme, slow down, and you
see the possum going end over endof random rand. I don't I had
to have been injured. He orshe gave no farts. I love that.
No, none, none. Givethe JV Show on Wild ninety four
nine, we have a talk back. We're just talking about and Sync putting
out a new song. They recordedmusic for the first time in over twenty

(16:00):
years, and Graham brought up agood question. Is it end sync or
is it in sync? Oh mygod, Graham, thank you for bringing
it up. It was trying tobe crazy how Selina was saying, Hey
and sink it's just insinc that's it. But happy Friday, guys, Glad
they have music coming out. Yeah, we're really excited about that. I'm
still gonna say en sync like no, I don't care, like if we

(16:22):
say Rihanna, her name's Rihanna.Yeah, but well that's different. That's
different different, that's that's different.That's that's not stumping me. That's different
because everybody says Rihanna. Everybody,now, not everybody says endsinc. Lots
of people say make en sync,like the person on that talkback and the

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other thank you to the other peoplewho also left talkbacks also saying it's in
sync, and they call Caramel Carmeltoo. I just posed it as a
stupid question because I didn't know.I legitimately didn't know. I heard Selena
say it one way and I've heardit the other way, and I I
didn't know. That's why. That'show that came. Okay, well you
know I'm still gonna go with mylife. It's not a Rihanna Rihanna.

(17:07):
Sorry, all right? You havea birthday shout out? I do?
Somebody slid my DMS. I gotone and said, Graham, can I
get a birthday shout out again thisyear? For I'm gonna butcher this one?
Anu Lannie, that's an Lannie.She was so excited to get one
last year from JV and we missedJV so much. We still listen every
day. We're the ones who broughtyou the Peter's cake for your birthday.

(17:29):
I gotta say thank you. Ididn't know who that was from that they
brought me I delivered here to thestation. Is that the burnt almond toasted
almond cake. The Peter's Bakery islike famous for this thing. It was
delicious. I don't remember what soundsflavorite was. I just know everybody apparently
knows about this one kind of cake, and they brought me one. So
I want to say thank you tothem because I didn't know who it was

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from. Some now I know.Happy eleventh birthday again to Annulannie, And
that's from Mom Joy and Dad Michael. Loyal listeners anytime as good. We
listen live in podcast the show everyday. Thank you guys, happy birthday,
but more importantly, wearing a goodquestion. All right, cheaty.
Every Friday we like to read offsome of her tweets. Graham does a

(18:10):
dramatic reading of them because this girlover here, She tweets, Oh,
Jaln Hurts could get it for real? Have you? So you've moved on
from Jordan Pool. Jack Carlo's upthere Jordan Pool could still get it.
Yeah, what about Jack Harlow?Jack Carter kind of moved down to number

(18:32):
three? Oh so yeah, hewas here number one? He was Is
jaln number one? Now? Howdid you guys win for the Eagles last
night? He's yeah, he's numberone, Jordan Pool number two? And
have you put anything in motion withJay's I just nea, huh have you
put anything in motion sliding into theDM No? I think so from afar

(18:55):
right now? Why why don't weget chat GPT, you know, get
her message going? Yeah, everybodydoes it. Yeah, everyone's shooting their
shot these days with us. Youshould shoot your shot with him. Now,
when somebody says like this person couldget it for real, does that
just mean like they just walk inthe door. They don't have to even
like acknowledge your presence, They don'thave to take you out on a date,

(19:18):
They don't have to say anything.They could just they just walk in
and they get it. They getit. Definitely ask you for a front.
So Dalen Hurts. If you're listeningand ever walk into a room where
chet he's in there, I neversaid that about you, Graham. Well,
I mean based on the amount oftalkbacks have been flooding and people shooting
their shot with me. I'm assumingthat there are some people out there,
like Graham could get it for realand I just walk in and I get

(19:41):
it. Well that you're the onethat said that that's how it works.
I didn't know. Yeah, it'sdifferent with you, y'all. I lost
my phone and they found it inthe dirt. Okay, this is a
tweet, but it was at theparty. I was Friday last Friday,

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and you know, for some reason, when I get drunk, I just
dropped my phone. I don't knowwhere it is, like, I lose
it. It's always so bad.So I had my phone in my hand.
Next thing, you know, itwas gone, and I was like,
what the hell happened to my phone? So I asked my friends to
call it. I just feel likethe floor vibrating and I was like,
oh wait, and it was likein the dirt, Like like, oh,

(20:26):
did you when you tweeted this?Were you still at the party?
Yeah? Like is that not weirdto anyone else? I tweeting drunk tweets
are the best I know. Butif you're like at a party, you
should be no at a party,Like, yeah, I am not like
sitting in a corner tweeting. No. Sometimes, but you know, sometimes

(20:47):
you have to take a break,Like sometimes I'm just like whoa, Like,
I'm overstimulated, so I need totake a break. And then you're
too much social socializing and then youlook at pictures of Jalen Hurts. Yeah,
baby, I thought babies get overstulated. Later, No, it happens
to us, the teenage boys tooh my gosh, you do. It's

(21:07):
the fact these no one is respondingto me today? What do you mean
these no one? That's probably atyphoe And there it is a typo in
there. Who wasn't responding to you? Who are these no ones? Seeing?
Everyone I was texting was just likeignore cheaty today, Like did you
text me? Because I do that? Yeah, I read the tweet,

(21:30):
but sometimes I'm too busy to respondand then I forget about it. Yeah,
like two days. Oh hey,and then he responds in person,
and my grand it's already been acouple of days. I don't need to
response anymore. I love responding toIt's so much easier. Right now,
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(21:52):
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(22:12):
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today tomorrow together the JV Show onWild ninety four nine. All Right,

(22:56):
we got a couple of talkbacks beforewe get to talking about the new iPhone.
So one of the songs that we'replaying this morning because it is a
new Music Friday, we just playedit at the top of the hour.
It's Jay Balvin Usher and DJ Kaladan'scalled Adientes and Jess is like, they're
singing, uh, show me yourteeth, and she was like, that's
kind of weird. Good morning Jav'sShow. This is Claudia from San Ramon.

(23:18):
Just wanted to let you know thatin CMA, Locian, Dossian,
Desian, this is another way ofsaying, show me that smile that may
I get more sense? Yeah,it makes more sense, but it makes
me feel weird. Singing like Vidas. Yeah, I will say I don't
know how to say that in Spanish, but I will say, though it's

(23:38):
really catchy, is not really likeit. So we have that coming up
again at nine o'clock here on Wildenyfor Night, and that'ther. Thing we're
talking about is the pronunciation of certainthings like and sync. I say and
sync and Graham says, no,it's in sync, and didn't I have
no idea because I'm not an inscreator. Holding to your talk back, it

(24:00):
is in sync. And I waslike, well, what about Rihanna.
Her name's Rihanna, but we stillsay Rihanna. Here's another one, Hey,
JV show, what about Aliyah?Did you know her name is pronounced
Aliyah? Yeah? Aliyah? Trythat one. By the way, this
is Michelle from Milbury. You guys, mind blowns Is that true? There

(24:21):
is no way true. I didn'tknow that really. Yeah. She has
a lot of interviews where she stateshow to say her actual how to say
her name correctly, and it's thatAlia. Yeah, Like I don't then
don't spell it like Aliyah. Itlooks like that one. Like, I
don't understand that once you get correctedone time, everybody should adjust. The
Rihanna thing makes no sense to me. Everybody should have adjusted. Yeah,

(24:42):
you should all should be saying Rihannalike once once you learn the name one
time, and she says it inher interview like that's pronounced this way.
Everyone should make the switch. Idon't get still stuck on that late.
Yeah, if everybody else did,then I would. But I'm not going
to be the only one calling herHanna. I don't just like it.
Just it's strange to me because wedo that with other pro athletes and stuff.

(25:04):
It happens quite quite a bit.People will be saying their name wrong
and they go, no, it'sthis way, and then everyone just switches
and then we just move on andwe say it the correct way. I
would feel very disrespected if I wasthat artist. I literally told you just
how to say my name. It'snot even acknowledging that it's weird because like
Rihanna, Rihanna says that in likepromo. So this is Rihanna and you're

(25:25):
listening to well ninety four nine shesays it right there. Yep, all
right. So I want to knowif anyone is going to be getting the
new iPhone fifteen. It's available forpre order starting today, so you can
pre order it and then it'll beout in stores on the twenty seconds.
I personally don't give a fart aboutthis but I'm wondering if maybe maybe someone
out there does no play the cricketssound effect. Yes, I don't think

(25:48):
anybody cares. It has the improvedcamera it's gonna have. It can be
more improved than it already is.Phones have the most incredible cameras ever already,
Like, what is going to differentiateit so much that me taking a
picture of the food I'm eating orwhatever people are taking pictures of it's going
to be that much better? It'snot right. I don't know. It

(26:10):
has the dynamic island for like alittle thing at top or your notifications pop
up. I do like that itcomes in pink. I know that's only
that thing, but the thing islike it comes in pink and then you
put a cover over. I knowit is the same price as the iPhone
fourteen, if that matters to anyone. I do like a new feature on
the new Apple Watch though series nine, the watch that you or the risk

(26:33):
that you wear your your watch on. There's going to be a new feature
called the double Tap where you couldanswer calls and hang up calls and like
play and stop your music just bytapping your index and thumb fingers together twice.
Whoa, So it just senses that. Yeah, what if you have
a nervous tick where you're well,then don't do that because you're going to
be stopping your fingers, tap yourfingers together. You're gonna be hanging up

(26:55):
on people left and right. Yeah, so maybe it's not made for those,
but you can let us on thetop back if you have any plans
on getting the new iPhone fifteen.The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
are you guys feeling the Friday vibes? I'm feeling the Friday vibes.
It's the JV Show. I'm Selena. Oh let me turn grahmmed mind go
on. Sorry about that, butI'm Graham. And to answer your previous
question, yes, I'm feeling theFriday vibe, mostly because Chet went and

(27:17):
pick us up a couple of energydrinks. I know I'm not supposed to
be drinking these things all the time, but sometimes you just need one.
Today's by sometimes we mean every morning, Yeah, which is what we do
here. Yeah, not the best. It's very birthday shouts. Yeah,
I got a couple of quick ones. One belated shout first, I want
to wish a happy belated birthday.My dms have been on fire, so
I apologize if I didn't see yourDM. I've been trying to get to

(27:38):
all of them. Just keep inmind I have about two full time jobs
and a couple of little kids,so I'm busy, but I'm trying to
get them all out there. I'mfirst one happy belated twelfth birthday to Nina.
Her birthday was yesterday, and thatis from her mom Pia. They
loved the show and they really wantedto make sure that we got a chance
to wish her happy birthday. SaidShe's got one recorded of JV wishing her
happy birthday from a few years agothat they still hold on to. So

(28:00):
happy birthday, Tinina, and thenhappy birthday. This is a pre happy
birthday. Shallon is turning eight yearsold on Sunday. They're going to be
in Disneyland, but his dad wantedto make sure I got a shout out
on the way to school this morning, So happy birthday to Shallon. That
birthdays from dad. Jamie. I'mguessing or Himie, but I'm not sure

(28:22):
because j A Y M E Oh, how would you say it? Jamie?
Yeah, I go, I go, Jamie. I think that's a
Jamie. I think, so thatone before we get a winner for this
free ticket Friday, before we playthe JAV Show. Yep, nope game.
I was asking, is anyone gettinga new iPhone fifteen? It's available
for pre sale starting today. ButI've heard just like crickets about this.

(28:44):
What up jav Show. It's Mikeout Lincoln. I woke up this morning
at five o'clock to order the newiPhone fifteen for me and my wife.
What a mess. The website wasup down, left and right, kind
of like the Giants office to theMonday night football either way, weighted it
down About an hour later I gothim ordered out. Okay, so that's
two people. Okay, there yougot two people. Sales are at two

(29:07):
right now. One more talk back. This is Kay from sanangel I will
be picking up the iPhone fifteen becausemy twelve is slowly dying aging on me.
Battery just does not keep up nomore, you know. And I
don't buy the phone every year.I have a thing where I'll wait every
three to four years to pick upthe new iPhone. So before that it

(29:29):
was seven. Now I have thetwelve. Now I'll be at the fifteen.
Okay, that makes more sense.You have an older model, like
if you've at thirteen fourteen, there'snot much difference, right, And that's
the way it shouldn't be. Right. Phones are so expensive it should last
you three or four years, right, or maybe more, and then you
get the new one. People thatrun out and get the new one and
upgrade every single year. I've neverreally understood that. I mean, they

(29:51):
must have a lot of money.Must be nice. Yeah, besides I'm
being rich. Okay, let's geta winner on the spree ticket Friday Baldy
for nine. Hi, who's thisisn't Jaylene? Jay Len? Your collar?
Ninety four tickets for Olivia Rodrigo.Grab. Yeah, I'm excited for

(30:11):
your congratulations now, Jaylene, Jaylene, Jelene. Every morning at this time
we do the JV show. Youhave NOPE games. So we're gonna give
you tickets for Olivia Rodrigo. Butyou're also gonna be playing our trivia game.
Okay, just for fun. Seasare just gonna have some fun yard
you on your ticket, So nopressure, but let's just have some fun
here. So normally you'd have toget three out of four questions correct to

(30:33):
win, but We're just gonna throwthat out just for this morning because it
is a free ticket Friday. Buthere's question number one. Jaylene. In
the Star Wars series, the MandalorianGrogu is the actual name of what cute
beloved character the tree? The tree. Oh you're thinking of tree. No,
you're thinking of crew. Yeah,you're thinking of growed from a whole

(30:56):
different there's a Star Wars tree.No, no, no, star is
from a different yeah that one.No, no, The correct answer is
baby Yoda, Baby Yoda, littlegirl goo. He's so cute, all
right? Question number two, inwhat country would you find the taj Mahal't

(31:19):
know? Seriously, this was theeasy one. Do you want to get
Just guess the country? I guessa lot of people offended right now?
Uh oh no, India. Indiais where the tash mah Jayleen. Here's

(31:42):
question number three. This is theeasy one. What I don't know if
it is talk about The last onewas the easy one. Well, let's
see what color are mickey mouse isshort? What? Oh my god?
Anytime Selia teas of questions like thisis the easy one. Throughout the history
of the jav Show, they getit wrong every time. Jelene Mickey Mouse

(32:07):
wears red shorts. Oh my god, this is not a good thing.
Holy horrible trivia. Here we go, Here we go. Let's fin as
strong. Get you into the weekendon a good note here, but it's
strong. Question number four, theupside down is the alternate dimension kind of
realm in what popular Netflix show?Oh no, I don't know how take

(32:37):
a guess popular Netflix show? Imean really popular. Everybody's talking about it.
Son of a O four? Whatwas the anstagram close? The answer
was stranger things? Stranger things?All right, Len, you did not

(32:59):
win the V show. You havenope game but so far because it's a
free ticket Friday, you got youOlivia Roy, So congratulations anyways, your
thing but going up, Olivia Rodrigayis thank you for being a good sport.
Hang on, we're gonna get youhooked up with those tickets. The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, we are the JV Show with a

(33:20):
couple of birthday shows. Why isit everyone's birthday today? In this weekend?
The birthdays are blowing up this week. I got a DM and says,
hey, Granam, would it bepossible to get a happy birthday tomorrow,
the fourteenth Whoop season for my nephewDylan. He's turning eight years old.
I guess we should say he turnedeighty eight years old. Weekday mornings,
we sit in the car from sevenforty five to eight ten waiting for
the Belder Ring for school, andwe listen in and join the show,

(33:44):
hoping I can't get this to youtoo late. Yeah late, that's from
Race. So happy birthday, Dylan, and also birthday sorry, and also
another birthday shout on the talk BacksMorning Jav's show, because having a great
day. Today is my wife's birthday, Jessica. I was hoping you guys

(34:04):
could give her birthday shout out.She listens every morning and really loves the
show. Thank you guys for everything. Have a great day. Thank you
and your bay Jessica Hottest. It'sall the stuff you need to know.
What's hotted, music, movies,shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the Bay, youguys. Britney Spears hooked up with the

(34:28):
Criminal House. I knew it.I knew we talked about this guy.
He's an ex employee named Paul Richard. Soli's people thought it was really weird
that Brittany was still hanging around thisguy even after he was fired, and
more so now that she and Samsplit. So we don't know if this
is the same guy that Sam andBrittany allegedly had an explosive fight about cheating

(34:50):
about. We don't know if youknow it's the same person. But people,
people are trying to figure out whatis going on with these two,
especially after Paul called Brittany a phenomenno woman as he was leaving a court
hearing for violating parole. Was heasked about it or something? I think?
So, okay, how is thisadmissible in court? Not in the
courtroom? This is outside thought itSo one source is saying that they did

(35:15):
have a short fling, but itwas married. No, it was after
the break up with Sam, whichI don't know if I fully believe,
because they made it a point tosay not during, it was after,
And supposedly now the fling is over, they've stopped communicating, stopped communicating,
excuse me, and they are notdating because Brittany is enjoying her single era

(35:35):
right now. Okay, So clearlythey hooked up while she was still technically
married. We I'm not buying theI'm not buying the pr version here of
the timeline. Does that change youropinion of We've gone back and forth about
team Brittany team Sam too, weflip flopped a million times. If she
did, in fact to cheat onSam, which we still don't know if

(35:57):
he's a good guy or not,we both we get the gut feeling he's
not. But if she cheated onhim, does that change your opinion about
this divorce? It doesn't, becausefirst of all, I don't think anyone
should cheat ever. Just get outof the marriage, get out of the
relationships. But we also learned allegedlythat Sam was cheating before they even got
married. Yeah, and hitting onpeople like Hella creepily at the gym that
he worked at, unlike people heworked with, like fellow employees as well,

(36:22):
not just clients. Well some peopleare just creepy. Yeah, But
if he was doing that, maybeBrittany finally caught wind of it and was
like done mentally. And I stilldon't agree with But I'm still more team
Brittany than team Sam. If you'remaking me choose, I think they're they're
both of the wrong. If thisis true, Like the more that comes
out. It's just the more unlikableboth of them are. Taylor Swift's Arastur

(36:46):
Concert Movie is thriving and it's noteven out yet, so advanced ticket sales
are on sale now. As youknow, it doesn't come out until October
thirteenth, but as of now,it has already made over sixty five million
dollars in advanced ticket sales, whichmeans it's already beat out these two movies
and their advanced ticket sales numbers.It's beat Doctors Strange and The Multiverse of

(37:08):
Madness, which made sixty million inadvanced tickets, the Batman that made forty
two million in advanced tickets. Andthere's a lot of sources saying that they're
almost expecting this to make one hundredmillion dollars opening weekend. WHOA, what's
sick? It's crazy, which,by the way, that if it did

(37:28):
make a hundred that's beating these previousconcert movies by like so much. Hannah
Montana and Miley Cyrus the best ofboth World's Concert made sixty five point two
million back in two thousand and eight. Justin Bieber's Never Say Never made seventy
three million back in two thousand elevenand the Michael Jackson had this is it
only made I'm not saying only likeit's a little number, but it made

(37:49):
seventy two million in two thousand andnine. Isn't it crazy that you've got
all these movies where so many peoplework on the sets and the costumes and
the cinematography and editing and all thisstuff to produce like your typical like feature
movie, and millions of dollars getpoured into it. Or you could just
go record footage of a concert andget some behind the scenes stuff which costs
like, I don't know, notvery much in the production, and then

(38:10):
you can turn around and make seventyone hundred million dollars at the box office.
I'm gonna go with the second optionif I'm the investor. How do
we feel about people standing, dancingand singing during the Taylor Swift concert movie?
Because that's what's going to be happening, and I can think there's nothing
more miserable. No, yeah,I don't like that. Sit down at
the movie. Sit Down, You'vemade a lot of people, Matt,

(38:32):
they're gonna be standing and singing,my opinion, sit Down. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine.All Right, we have to make sure
we have enough time to talk aboutthe Quest for Jets. We have to
get an intro made for that.Yeah, you know, something like motivational,
something that's going to pump it up. Okay, So we issued you
a bit of a well a quest. Yeah, it's in the name Quest

(38:52):
for Jess. We wanted you totake a BART ride and we left you
know that up to you wherever yougo, go anywhere, to get on
a BART train and perform something forthe people on there. The theme is
ed Sharon's. He's going to beat Levi's tomorrow nights. And if you
want to go check out the Questfor Jess, she did do it.
It's at the JV show dot com. What did you think about the process

(39:15):
of getting on bart. Honestly,it wasn't so bad. I don't think
if if I would have gone bymyself, I would have been able to
like figure it out as fast.But Chet was with me. She helped
me out to get like the what'sit called the car the Clipper card,
and you know, figure out exactlywhich like Bart cart we were gonna take,

(39:37):
Bright Trayan we were gonna take,but I honestly think it wasn't as
bad as people were making it seem. Well, that's because they have the
new clean tray. Yeah, youdidn't get the old ones. So where
did you ride to? And wheredid you start from? How many diseases
did you catch from your seat?Oh again that's from the old that's from
the old seat. Chet where didwe go? I was? I was

(39:59):
freaking out inside you guys the wholetime. I was like, oh my
gosh, like I don't know ifI'm gonna be able to do things,
actually freaking out. So where didwe go? Because I remember so we
took one train to go to theCivic Center and then we took one back
all the way to was it mission? I think like it was past Powell
Street. So okay, so Istayed in the city. Yes, all

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right. So here's the audio ofJess getting on She's on the train at
this point. Can I just saythough, I was gonna do it with
a ukulele because that was like partof what I figured would make it less
awkward. But just play this andthen I'll explain what happened with that.
So here's Jess singing and ed Shearonsong on Barty. Now maybe somebody's it

(41:15):
was somebody else on the seats,okay, And this reminded me, is
I completely forgot Graham. Part ofthe quest that you issued was get three
people to clap. I want threepeople to clap. So that was one
person. Okay, so we gotone. Now, be honest, did
you guys ask her to clap?No? I have a feelings there.

(41:36):
She was there. She was aplant. See I think I think she
was a random person that they didn'tknow. But pardon me, kind of
feels like they was like, hey, can you just please clap for this
performance? Yeah? I think so, because that's what I smell. Here's
here's the rest, please clap,please clop for that horrible thing. There's

(41:59):
all the three or four people onthe trade are begging for three. Yeah.
How many people were on this Bartcard once? Looked pretty empty to
me. There was three on ourlike section, and then like way back

(42:24):
in the other seats there were maybelike another like four people. So you've
got a very uncrowded well yeah,they really had no idea what was going
on the hospital during that time.Like BART has not been as crowded as
it used to be, Like itwas yeah, Bart read the headline,
Bart sees record ridership this week.Well citywel whatever time we win. We're

(42:45):
still at forty three of pre pandemic. But this week did see record ridership,
so I was hoping for a morecrowded cards. We had dream Force
going on some and some Giants homegames. They said, Bart was busy.
If you if you watch the video, though, you'll see the man
behind me is so un like,just right, not even phased by the
fact that I'm a crazy woman.It's like singing in front of them.

(43:07):
But I wanted to do it witha ukulele, and I ordered it for
like, you know, one daydelivery. I ordered it like I was
even proud of myself because I waslike, you know what, I did
this ahead of time. I wasready, only to realize I ordered it
to my Selina's house. Can canI say one time? I'm taking it?
Yes? So we went on Bartthe first time and she chickened out,

(43:30):
so we had another part. Idon't think I could do it on
this one. Let's do it onthe other one. Everyone, No,
the first one was empty. Thefirst one was more empty. Two people
on that one, so okay,so Jess, I'll give you props for
the performance. I mean, I'llbe a terrible performance, but you did

(43:52):
belt out a song on bart buti'll give you that. In as far
as completing the quest for just thethree people clapping, that's not the video
cut off. There was another,all right, so go check out that
video. The JV show dot ComThe JV Show on Wild nine couple talkbacks
before we talk about high schoolers doordashing lunch to their school, which makes

(44:15):
me so mad. But before weget that, for some reason, everyone
has been shooting their shot at JVshow members for the past few days.
I don't know what happened, butit's like NonStop. It's the season.
Isn't this the season when you're you'retrying. Yeah, it's coping season,
right, you're trying to lock somebodydown before the cold, cold winter.

(44:36):
Good morning, JAV crew. Thisis Edgar without the haircut. Or maybe
you guys should be the JV Datingcrew. Hey, I got an idea.
You guys should do a dating auction. You know, we could start
Selena, Jess and Cheaty at fivehundred dollars and Graham, I don't know,
maybe fifty cents and then donate theproceeds to a charity. Have a

(44:57):
great day, guys, the boyyou guys, what do you guys?
The shots fired? I appreciate that. What do you guys think about that
idea? A little charity dating auction? That would be really interesting? Yeah,
very interesting. That's for charity.Still about that, Oh, I
don't think my man. My manis not the jealous type at all.
And it's for charity, it's fora good cause. My thing is,

(45:19):
I would feel very I would feelsome type of way if I didn't,
you know, raise a lot ofmoney, you know, compared to everyone
else. Oh yeah, people's feelingsmight get hurl would be hurt. Maybe
somebody will give you a courtesy bed. I hope, I hope, so
bit you up a little bit forthe sake of your feelings. We've also
had a lot of birthday shout outsthis morning, and I was kind of

(45:42):
rendering, like, why is everyone'sbirthday right now? Morn of guys?
Robert Unel's day, Uh September birthday. So my birthday is the twenty seven,
and the story is uh, momsand dads was under years hook up
all right? So I think alot of people how that New Year's Eve

(46:02):
or day's story. And nine monthslater here we got on September a lot
of people's birthday I have a goodday that explains its perfect makes sense.
Yep, it makes a lot ofsense. In Selenny, your birthdays on
New Year's Eve. I mean that'slike double the reason for you. Are
all your kids born in September?October? No, oh one is October
though? There you go, ohmy god, there, how do you

(46:24):
know? All right? Graham,how do you feel about high schoolers door
dashing or uber eatsing lunch to ourschools? You're like, hey, cut
it out, can't do that againstthe rules? I mean again, am
I surprised by this? No?Not in the slightest, Like should they
be doing it the schools on this? No, we don't need to have

(46:45):
door dass drivers delivering to high schoolsevery day. Two thoughts. One,
if we had to suffer, likewhen Graham and I and just you know,
we're in high school and like eithereat that food or don't eat because
we didn't like it. So doyou Okay, you have to experience what
high school is actually like, likenot having the luxury of having somebody just

(47:07):
bring you jack in the box.Yeah, get with cream cheese and lunch.
Yeah, there you go. Didyou guys not get to see?
We used to go off campus forlunch each stay and you could leave and
then drive somewhere, and that wassort of like but that was only seniors
could do that in my school.Oh really, although I didn't have a
car in high school, I wasn'tjust going to my high school didn't even

(47:27):
let us like we were in acage. Whoa, okay, yeah we
got to go off campus. Ican't remember if you had to be at
least a sophomore to do it.And to your point, just not everyone
at a car, but everyone knewsomeone that had a car, and everybody
would pile in with that person andthey would drive you. Yeah, sometimes
five six seven people, we'd allsqueeze in there and you'd go to lunch
whatevers. But that to me,like the DoorDash thing, seems very antisocial.

(47:50):
I'm going to order food for meand I'm not gonna I mean,
hopefully you're still interacting with other people. Ours was like a very social thing,
like you had to go to thisspot on this day because everybody was
going to be there was like kindof a It was a way to like
interact and hang with your friends.Also, from a parents standpoint, I'm
paying for you to door dash lunchevery single day, where you could be
normal and take a lunch from homeor just speak what's at school? Could

(48:13):
guarantee the service. Fees on thatdelivery are more than guaranteed. All right,
Graham, did you ever go toArby's for lunch? No? I
did not, But I was talkingwith Cheaty a minute and go asking if
she'd ever been to an Arby's andshe was like, what is it like
a subway in there? I'm like, it's not. But you know Arby's
they we have met. They havethe meets. You guys, listen to

(48:37):
this new meat forward option. It'scalled the Big Game Burger and it's got
a patty made from thirty four percentvenison, thirty three percent elk, and
thirty three percent ground beef. Thisis a mixture. Yeah, they're grinding
up a bunch of different kinds ofBig Game we have. That sounds gross,

(48:58):
Like I don't want my chicken allmixed together. It's my pork and
turkey and is rolled into one.You just describe sausage and it's delicious.
Sauce is just good. They justdescribe you just describe hot dogs, grind
it all up and put it inthere. Would you, would you guys
be down to try the big gameburger, venison, elk and ground beef
all in one cheety just you knowwhat venison is? Nope? Are you

(49:21):
being serious right now? Yep?Is it is that like deer the type
of awks like you know Dear's cousin. Yeah. No, So we have
two kinds of game that hunters wouldbe hunting. I feel like so were
cows feel like there's other things thatthey can do without you guys aren't down
to try big game doing it?I bet it's delicious and you try it,

(49:45):
Graham, I will try it.Because we have the JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine. Before weget to today's how is Trending, we
have a lot of talkbacks rolling through. By the way, thank you so
much for interacting with the We've gottenso many talkbacks this morning, we can't
play them all, but thank youa lot of fun. One of the

(50:06):
things that we were just talking aboutis how high schoolers have been scolded by
their school to just stop door dashinglunch. It's too much. Y'all got
to stop this. Here's a talkback Good Morning JV show. Just wanted
to let you know a funny storyabout the door dashing thing. My daughter's
elementary school actually banned that for thisyear because during the first I think like

(50:30):
two three weeks of school, allthe parents were doordashing their kids food and
the front office was just overwhelmed withso many orders that they couldn't keep track
of who goes who, and alot of kids went out with any lunch
that day elementary school. So ratheryou forget to pack your kid a lunch

(50:52):
that day, like, oh whatam I gonna do? I'll door dash
them some lunch from their favorite restaurant. Hey, elementary schools honestly not that
mad at it, because there's sometimes where I wake up Lade don't have
time to make the lunch, andI'm like, please just eat cafeteria food
for once, and she's like,no, it's so nasty. I'm like,
just do it please. Yeah,so you could just dortash it.
Our buddy Michael be checking in onTwitter or x whatever says my kids high

(51:15):
school said the same thing about doortash. They sent an announcement to the parents.
Some kids were having it delivered onthe corner of the student parking lot
because they knew they weren't allowed toget delivered on campus. But they got
wind of that, and they said, when they get caught, then the
teachers get to eat the food.That for the teachers, they should confiscate
it. Need it. Oh mygod, that's hilarious. We have another

(51:36):
talk back here. Graham's telling ushow Arby's has a new big games made
from venison, elk and ground beef. It's going on JV show. It's
the Surgio here. You guys havenever tried dear me before. Oh man,
you guys are missing out. Graham, Buddy, Buddy o'powell. You're
from Napa, Please tell me you'veat least tried dear me before. I

(51:58):
mean, they're in your backyard.Basically, have a good big guys.
That's why I feel so bad.I see them all the time. Yeah.
I see cows all the time too, and I feel bad for them.
And I see chickens all the timeand I feel bad for them.
Yeah, but it's not the same. Gears are like so cute there it
is the same thing. It isdifferent. You guys, when I mentioned
venison, all you and justin CHETIroll scratch your heads, like, what
the hell's venison? That is deermeat. And to answer that talk pack,

(52:22):
yes, I have tried it.I feel bad because we have a
lot of listeners that work for PETAthat apparently, so I have tried it.
I've tried a lot of different meats. Just so you know, Peta,
I'm against this. Do not eatdeer. I've you know, like
I've tried it. You know,I've tried the frog legs and I've eaten
the I've eaten guinea pig before,and I've eaten before lots of delicacy in

(52:43):
Peru, and I traveled. Ispent some time in Peru, and that's
pets. When you're there, youtry the local fair. So I've tried
a lot of different things. Anddeer's a little gaming. But I've eaten
my share of venison as well.But not even I'm going vegan. I'm
gonna start going vegan. It's frankyou the audience. Let me get my
winner of music there. It isSwati for nine. Hi, who's this?

(53:06):
This is Jenny Jenny, you're callingNanny Boy tickets to see Adam Sandler
at SAP Center Congrabad told y yay, Jenny, this is gonna be an
amazing show. I'm so jealous.I love Adam Sandler. You're gonna have
an amazing time. Hang on,Cheety's gonna get you hooked up. And

(53:28):
it is time now four. It'sall the stuff you need to know what's
hot of music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories happening
today in the Bay. All right, so how do you feel about this?
I told you earlier this week thatDrew Barrymore was catching a lot of
heat for crossing the picket lines.As you know, Hollywood is still on

(53:49):
strike. There's the riders strike goingon as well. And then here's true
like, you know what, I'mgonna bring back my talk show and everyone's
like, no, no, no, you can't do that. And her
people said that they were going toabide by whatever like rules have been put
in place, so they're not goingto violate the strike, which I don't
see how because I feel like justgoing into production violates the strike. But
you know whatever, Well, nowthat she decided to just bring her show

(54:15):
back up. A lot of theguests that she had lined up. They're
like, if we've seen the publicreaction, we're not going to appear on
the show anymore. We don't wantno parts of this backlash that you're getting.
So Matthew McConaughey's one of the guyswho's dropped out, and it says
a few other stars as well,although they're unnamed. The thing that's going
to be interesting though, as thestrike stretches on and on and on,

(54:37):
how many other shows are gonna justreturn? I read that like Bill Maher,
Yeah, he's coming back. Imean it's like, eventually more and
more people are going to sort of, I mean cross the picket line.
How else are these celebrities going topay for their mansions? I mean they
have to get back to work,which is very relatable to the rest of

(54:58):
us. Right, private jets fuelup. But come on, burke in
bags, that's right, Graham,what do you have inside? Today's all
right? As soon as next year, you may no longer have to be
pulled over to get a speeding tickethere in California. You might just get
one automatically. That's because the CaliforniaState legislature has voted to approve a bill
that would allow for traffic cameras tohand out speeding tickets to drivers. Here's

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the breakdown of how it would work. Fifty dollars ticket if you're going more
than eleven miles an hour over thespeed limit, one hundred dollars if you're
going sixteen to twenty five miles anhour over, two hundred for going twenty
six to ninety nine miles an hourover, and five hundred five hundred dollars
ticket if you're going more than onehundred miles an hour over the speed limit.
My car can't do that, soI'm not worried about that being able

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to go one hundred miles an hourof the speed lift. What if someone
else is driving your car doesn't matter. It's going to go to the registered
owner. I've wondered about that.It must how doesn't make no your car's
being used. If they say,if the traffic camera can see your license
plate, that's how they're going tobe sending those out. Proponents of the
bill site speeding drivers as one ofthe main causes of traffic fatalities in other

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parts of the country. They've alreadytried this and they say it is successful
in getting people to slow down.The bill now heads to Governor Newsom's desk
for approval. There's no word yeton whether or not he's going to sign
it into law or not. Butgenerally, when all sides of the California
State Legislature, the Senate and theHouse, whatever, when they advance a
bill, more likely than not he'snot going to veto it. So I

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see this as heading our way,and again it can start as soon as
twenty twenty four. That's too soon, all right? Oh oh, Selina,
really quick, if I may,I got a DM from it,
says a fellow gaucho living in SanFrancisco. Which do you see, Santa
Barbara? So one of my fellowgauchos is just they're big pants. They
are not Argentine yea and Argentinian Cowboywas our mascot. Anyways, they just

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I just want to quickly shout outan event that they are hosting this weekend.
He's a member of the Guardsman.Have you ever heard of the Guardsman?
Just go. They do a lotof events for charity. I feel
like it's like an adult frat.But I'm not well that's first I want.
That's for another day. But theGuardsman Chili Cookoff, it's a and
benefit concerts happening this Sunday. Soif you're looking for something to do in

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the city this weekend September seventeenth,this Sunday at San Francisco Bruin Company and
Gary Deli Square, they're gonna havea live band and a chili cookoff from
a whole bunch of like top chefsfrom really really well known restaurants throughout the
city. And it's all going fora great cause. It's sending underprivileged kids
to summer camps. They say theysend around twenty five hundred kids to summer

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camps, all with the money thatthey raise. So again, the Guardsman
Chili Cookoff is this Sunday if you'relooking for something to do in the city.
And that's for my buddy Aaron whosent me that DM. So shout
out to the Guardsman and all thegood that those guys are doing. All
right, thank you, Grammy.The JV Show on Wild nine. Before
we get to the alien corpses thatwere presented using air quotes around those things,

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please I'll tell you what an expertis saying after she waged in first
grad can you recap the speeding ticketthing we're just talking about. Yeah,
so there's a bill on the governor'sdesk. It could get signed in the
law starting as early as next year. Traffic cameras could be handing you out
speeding tickets and there are different penaltiesfor how far over the speed limit you're
going, but no longer having toget pulled over just a camera senior license

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plate. Hey guys, so you'retelling me that California law is going to
do this speeding ticket by camera,but they ain't doing ish about all those
car break ins in the Bay Area. How does that make any sense?
How about you know, like,okay, maybe the camera stuff to work

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for that too. It would beso stupid. This passes before. I
feel like it is. It's aneasy fix to one issue. This one's
an easy Well, it's I hopethat I haven't read where this revenue stream
is going to go, because they'regoing to be passing out a lot of
tickets on this right, So it'sjust gonna beating revenue for the state.
Now, they should be taking thatmoney and pouring it back into things that

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need to putting it towards some ofthis crime wave and stuff. We talked
earlier about how San Francisco got seventeenmillion dollars a grant from the state of
California to combat retail crime, butthe city of Oakland didn't get any money
because they forgot to fill up thegrant application. There is there is money
out there to try They're throwing abit of money to try to stop and

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address some of these things. I'mcurious, Yeah, where the traffic speeding
the money is going, but it'dbe great if it was going towards something
like she talked about. Not talkback all right, So earlier this week,
Mexican journalists jose himm Mao's son wepresented some supposed alien mummies I guess
they supposedly found in peruity. Presentedthis to Mexican Congress, which is like

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the first I guess meeting of thissorts in Mexico, and he told them
that these were non human beings thatare not a part of our terrestrial evolution
aka aliens. Right, these photos, if you saw them, went viral,
What were you what were your firstthoughts, Graham, I've seen better
fake aliens skeletons at apple spirits,spirited people's front lawns on Halloween. Like

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what if these were just Halloween decorations. They didn't even look them for actually,
like, how does this when you'revetting your speaker for a government hearing?
Does anybody like, hey, well, before you you know, we
unveil this thing and look stupid.Here, can somebody can we take a
peek at the things first? Likenobody vetted this at all? No,

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I guess not. Well, there'sa researcher or experts who says that.
Back in twenty seventeen, this samejournalist made similar claims in Peru that he
had found these bodies. They actuallyinvestigated it and found that those ones were
a quote, recently manufactured dolls whichbeen covered with a mixture of paper and

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synthetic glue to simulate the presence ofskin. Yes, by the way,
the person who's saying this is aresearcher at the Institute of Astronomy at the
National Autonomous University of Mexico. Shealso added that it seems a little weird
that they, you know, hegot these bodies from Peru. Whendn't like
if these were actual aliens wouldn't thatbe considered like a treasure in Peru and

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it would belong to them? Yeah? Yeah, he's bringing him to Mexico
and without any Peruvian ambassador, there'sno one from that country present to some
random journalists pops up with aliens.It's a traveling UFO road show. He's
probably just trying to drum up clicksfor his YouTube channel. Yeah, like
you saw these things. They didn'tlook remotely, It didn't look real like

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they look ridiculous. The whole thingis so funny to me though, Yeah
it is, but again, it'sfunny to me that it got that far.
Yeah, to present it in fullpress, that's a big deal,
right. It looks so like stereotypicalwhat you think in alien. That's why
I didn't believe it. I waslike, there's no way we were actually
right about what aliens look like?Like, do you look like this?

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I knew their eyes, gagine thembeing more green and slimy, But I
guess mummy aliens that we're just lookingat the Boh. This journalist is just
really good at paper mache and artsand crest famously, but what is this
person's endgame? That's what I wantto know, like, what are they
getting out of Just as it clicksto the YouTube page, it's action to

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trick everyone. I kneho the heckknows. Jess, would you like to
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