Meat Missile Darty

On today’s 5-22-24 Wednesday show: Chidi gives us a motivational speech, Selena clears out her screenshots in her phone, Darty is the new slang term for day parties, Selena wants to purchase the new skims bra, a competitive eater officially retires, Microsoft’s AI chatbot will remember everything you did on your computer, J Lo is confiding in Jennifer Garner amongst the breakup rumors with Ben Affleck, a Southern Charm reality star is going viral for her mugshot, it’s another edition of ‘What the Bleep’, Diddy is facing another lawsuit, 50 Cent is releasing the Diddy documentary to Netflix after some bidding, AAA predicts how many people will be traveling this holiday season, a homeowner got scammed by the Swimley app, we get an update on Chidi’s dating life, and so much more!  

Episode Transcript

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine coffee Shug. I need how are
you surviving the nohaw coffee? BecauseI just got some great news. Great
news you guys. I just gota text message from my wife. She's
in Minnesota this week for work.That's the bad news from my butt.
Uh, that's the bad news.He's been gone all week for work.

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What do you do with the kids? Oh, my parents are in town.
Oh good, good, Yeah,they're here. They're picking up all
the slack. Thanks Mom and dad. Appreciate you guys. Uh, No,
everyone is good. Everyone always givesme crap about that. They're like,
as soon as your wife please,your parents just come to town and
so you don't have to do anything. It's like, I need somebody to
drive the kids to school. Ican't be there. Are they there like
all day? Like cooking dinner,doing everything else that Kate does? Or

(00:43):
is that just is that all?Dad? Well, they're they're helping out.
They helped out with bath time lastnight and dinner. Wow. Everything.
And then my mom took Cam onfor a walk. She folded my
socks and I into bed. Hegives me a warm glass of milk before
done. And tucked me. Everythingis going great, everything's going very I

(01:07):
need him there to drive the kidsto school because I can't be there then.
But my wife just texted me andshe has we She said, we
have childcare all squared away for Saturdayand Saturday night we're going to Bottle Rock.
Yes, we didn't know we hadif we had a babysitter and I
did not want to bring my kidsto Bottle Rock. Have you do you
know the lineup for Saturday yet?I haven't really looked into it that much.

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I know, I know Pearl Jamand you guys are like Pearl Jam
there on Saturday, making the sallionfor we can FaceTime. Yes, no,
not going to do that. I'mnot going to do that. You're
making a program that can't face him. Anyways. I'm pretty excited though a
Bottle Rock. Yes, it's gonnabe great. I heard Steph Curry is
going to be there. A bunchof other you know, big name celebs

(01:53):
are doing a bunch of like cookingdemo and stuff. I love when they
do that. Yeah, the Cooper, I think was is going to be
there. But it's a bunch ofpeople like that. So the lineups good.
By the way, we are theJV show here on Wild I'm Selina
and I'm cheating us talk back ofthe day. I don't get it.
Wait what it's either twenty people fightingto be the first talkback of the day

(02:16):
or no one. Yeah it's today, it's Wednesday. I mean it's not
too late to leave the first talkback. You still can't do it, but
you know we can, ye,Cheaty, Yeah, do you have your
motivational you're a word? Yeah,because yesterday the first talkback that we got

(02:36):
was a motivational species. Guys lefta few of them, and they're just
a bunch of motivating words, youknow, to grab life by the you
know what, to get out thereand conquer that day. And so I
said, you know what, weshould have Cheaty, do one of those
and get everybody in the Bay areafired up collectively. And Cheaty, you
completed the assignment. Oh yeah,I did a I ride it or did
you write it? This is allme? Yeah, I love it.

(03:00):
Get that area fired up. JasWednesday, here we go, Rise and
shine, you beautiful queens. Todayis the day we slay. Let's get
our asses up, play the downstairsDJ and slay the day like the bad
bees we are. Look in themirror and repeat after me, you are

(03:22):
that bee and you will forever bethat. I'm that bee, I will
forever be that And they got nothingon me. Got nothing. Now let's
get out there and show the worldwhat we are made of. That was
good? What do I have tosay in the mirror again? I want

(03:46):
to do it again? I feltgood. I am that bee and I
will forever be that bee. Yeah, nothing can stop me. What was
the next one that was really good? Actually done? All right, We'll
see what Jess brings tomorrow. Seeif she could get the Bay area more
hyped up than that. That's gonnabe tough to be. Oh my god.

(04:10):
So yesterday first, like throughout theday as I'm scroll and I don't
know if you guys do the samething. If I see something online or
on social media that I think aboutbringing to the show, I take a
screenshot of it to like save it. Do you guys do that too?
To my sofia, So, Ihave not cleaned out my pictures or my
screenshots in years, okay, andI know I've done it before, but

(04:30):
it's just been a really really longtime. And I checked yesterday, how
many screenshots I have in my phone? It's over twelve thousand. You have
twelve thousand screen shots. I don'teven know if I I don't even think
I have twelve thousand total pictures.You have two thousand screen shots. So
I went back and I started likedeleting the screenshots because they're obviously taking a

(04:51):
room in my phone, and it'slike pictures of TMZ stories and things that
I don't need. So I wentback and there were it was tough for
I'm twenty twenty, and I cameacross the screenshot that the world, you
know, the World Health Organization declaredcoronavirus a global pandemic. I was like,
whoa, it was like it waslike March eleventh and nine forty.

(05:13):
I like so deleted that went on, and there was a screenshot of you
know, the NBA suspending their season, Warriors announcing they're playing with no fans.
Like, when you really stop andthink about the crazy stuff that happened
that we lived through, it's beena crazy couple of years. It was
a lot like entire teams having toquarantine, you know, no gatherings more
than two and fifty people. TVshows without line of audiences, Tom Hanks

(05:36):
being the first celebrity to get COVIDlike I had over. Yeah, it
was weird. It was weird.Things happened, and every headline in every
news story, what was that about? It was about that there was no
escape in It was the biggest,the biggest thing, the biggest uh annoyance
of that entire time right there.I just remember we were driving home from

(05:59):
work. We had left here,and we got a call from the boss
like you gotta come back. Yougotta come back and pick up like your
broadcast from home kit. And Iwas like, dude, I'm all the
way across the bridge. Bro,you want me to turn around and come
back. I get the world shuttingdown, but like you want me to
turn around and come and drive allthe way back across the Bay Bridge and
then turn around and go all theway home again again, Like, Bro,

(06:19):
that's dude, that was doing toomuch. Turns out I would have
been fine getting it the next day, but he's like, no, it's
today. Everything's shutting down. We'regoing into quarantine. It's happening. Fine,
I'll drive back across the Bay Bridge. I love that. That's the
one thing you remember that's the biggestinconvenience. I remember the mask wearing,

(06:39):
the not being able to go toplaces, the distance, sing it whatever.
That was fine, we dealt withit. At the time, I
had to turn around and drive backacross the Bay Bridge. Are you kidding
me? There's all kinds of traffic. It was awful. Oh no,
poor Graham The JV Show on Wildninety four nine GD people are loving your
little motivational steege. This morning's hellyea, Cheaty. That got me hell

(07:03):
a fired up. I'm gonna playmy downstairs DJ on my way to work
for rare rare right nice. Hedid it, Cheaty did it. And
that was the only talk back thatcame in Good Morning JB Show. This
is Eric from San Francisco. Ijust want to give a big shout out
to Cheaty on that motivational Wednesday.Honestly, that just made my morning.

(07:28):
And I even yell like I'm abad beat. I'm gonna slay today.
Who started y'all? I hope youhave a great morning. Thank you so
much for that, Cheaty. Goodjob done. It's gonna have to make
that a weekend when you do somethingtoo good. Now you're stuck with it,
you know, give you more work. I think that once in a
lifetime, it might be in everyWednesday. We'll see, we'll see,

(07:54):
all right, our cool or not? List? Who would like to go
first? Who would like to gofirst? I beg myself, Oh,
I feel like I was biased.All right, cool or not? I
know I'm on the late freight withthis, but I kind of want to
get that skims bra that comes withthe built in headlights. Fine, but
I don't know. I saw somebodyand I don't even know if she had

(08:16):
that bra on them or it washer action headlights. But I kind of
liked the way it looked. AndI don't know where I would wear this
thing or why, but I youknow, just in case, I feel
like I should have it. Whynot just do the natural? Don't you
have your own headlights? I know? But that just seems weirder to have
around people. I think it seemsweird to have fake headlights on fake ones.
In my real one. It'd belike me wearing a two pey.

(08:37):
I have a full head of hair. You know like that too, you
would be straight? That to mewould be stranger, right, Why is
that guy wearing a weird looking tupeyon his head he has. You know,
I'd rather people look at my fakeones than my real ones, but
they think they're real. Yeah,either way, but at least I know
they're not real. It's just thebra. You're looking at a bra.
It'd be like the stuff in myspeed up with socks, Like I don't

(09:00):
need to I got my own bulge, right, and like, well,
I guess it's better that they're lookingat the fake bulge and not the real
one. No, it's all thesame, But you wouldn't feel like,
like low key like violated if peopleare like actually seeing your parts. Nope,
well, if you're intended to putthem out there, and that seems
to be the look right now.Every look I see on the red carpet

(09:20):
is like whoa, Okay, Iguess you know. Yeah, that's the
thing. You feel better if itwas if it was fake headlights? I
agree, you know, Yeah,I don't want to be on the streets
with my real ones. Are yourreal ones like a weird? Are there's
something unusual about them that you needto get some fixed? Some fake ones
or on top of them? No, I got them fixed. Member,

(09:41):
They're perfect, Okay, yeah,or I would just feel better if you
know, I wasn't really out therelike that. I want to look like
I'm out there like that, butI don't want to actually beat. I
guess cool for you, but Istill think that the that actual bra is
not cool. I know it's weirdand I felt that way too, and
until like literally this is like,you know, it's kind of cute.

(10:01):
Maybe I'll get one. Well coolif it's gonna make you feel more comfortable
about rocking something that you want towrite? Thank you? Just sure you
do? You all right? Graham? What do you have a right?
What are you guys saying cool ornot? I was reading an article yesterday
about those blackout rage drink but whatis it called the borg? It's like

(10:24):
a gallon that forgot about those blackoutrage gallon? Blackout rage gallon? Is
that what? Yeah, it's gotto be morgue anyways. And they were
saying these are really popular at Darty's. What it's like, What the hell
is a darty apparently cool or not? Outside day parties? That's what the
kids call them darties. They don'tactually know the kids are, yes,

(10:50):
they do. There was an entirearticle written about it, and you know,
when it's gotten to an article thatmeans the slang is so pervasive that
finally an old person has even heardit, maybe like the Midwest or something,
or if it's like one person onTikTok used it now, it's like
the thing no darty. There weremutable people and quoted in this saying saying,
oh, yeah, I always bringone to a darty. What not

(11:11):
in rule? Maybe you guys arejust out of touch. I think it's
cool day party. You know it'snot cool, dude. I always at
this hell of cool darty the otherday. I feel like saying day party
just sounds cool, makes it soundlike sunny, like throwback vibes, but
darty sounds nerdy, not as coolas a darty. And someone says they're

(11:35):
inviting me to a darty. I'mwatch just and cheety. You're gonna be
using this pretty soon as everyone onTikTok starts saying it, like, oh
my god, I was at thisdarty the other day and like this guy
said this, like and he wasall like and I was all like,
Graham, weren't you supposed to goto a darty yesterday? Yeah? I
got invited to a darty yesterday,and I had to pass on a Tuesday
because it's some of my buddies thatown or you know, work at bars

(11:58):
in the city and that's like bartenderor Tuesdays is like bartender, Like hey
day. We used to maybe somebig, a big day to like hang
out or go out on Tuesday nightsbecause everybody's usually off work. The bar
community runs on a different schedule.Yeah, they never considered that. There
Monday night, Monday, Sunday night, Monday night, Tuesday night used to
be our days. Well there waslike your weekend that was like bartender weekend.

(12:20):
So one of my buddies had adarty yesterday and it was supposed to
be it sounded really fun, andI was so bummed I had to go
work on the house. And he'slike, dudes, like just skip one
day working on the house, cometo the darty, eat some meat,
missiles and you know, hot dogs. It was like a big bar.

(12:41):
They were having a big they werehaving a big barbecue, having a big
barbecue. What you working, That'swhat I'm saying. I wanted to go.
You should have gone, gram youwork so hard one day off wouldn't
have killed you and it's not likeyou're I've found out she's in Minnesota.

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No often is in twenty twenty four? No often? Oh well, good,
good job, but not cool onthe Darty's exactly I'm doing cool.
I like it all right. TheJV Show on Wild ninety four to nine,
we talk about competitive eating just fora quick second. Sure, So
this guy, it's a Kiru KobaYashi forty six sash So you know about

(13:22):
him? You don't know about him? No, but I know I know
now that. Yeah, he's competednext to Joey Chestnut, Like, he's
won so many competitions. He've beendoing this for a long time. Will
He recently announced his retirements in thenew Netflix documentary Hack Your Health The Secrets
of Your Gut. Did you knowthat he was making up to six hundred
and fifty thousand dollars a year competitiveeating, just eating, jeffsk I remember

(13:46):
MTV did a couple of specials onhim. That guy was the humongous for
a while. He was big,not like you know, large size.
He was a very small guy.Yeah, where does the food go?
So he got famous in the yeartwo thousand, he appeared on a Japanese
reality show where he ate in onesitting sixty plates of sushi, two point

(14:07):
seven kilograms of potatoes. Sorry,I don't have what that's converted into our
measurements, and sixteen bowls of ramenin one city. That's so much food.
But it really like affected him healthwise, and this is what he
talked about in this new Netflix documentaryand the reason why he's retiring roughly six

(14:28):
pounds potatoes. It's a lot.Oh my god, that's yeah. I
buy a five pound bag at thestore. He ate the whole bag and
some mm hmm. That's insane.So he says it's really started to affect
his health. He tried to explainthat when you eat like he has been
having to eat, he's he's basicallylost the ability to smell food, and

(14:48):
he's also lost his appetite, likehe once went three days without eating anything,
and he lost his hunger because whenhe sees food, all of that
like nause and all that stuff justgets activated and it makes him physically ill,
so he can't eat. You've ruinedfood for yourself. I mean I
think that about that, like thehot dog eating contests at Conel and I

(15:11):
think he competed in that against Joeychest Out those guys anytime they down like
seventy glizzies and ten minutes, andit's just like, you are never going
to be able to do a meatmessole the rest of the year, right,
I mean imagine a barbecue and someone'slike, hey, Kobayashi, you
want a hot dog? And he'slike, oo, oh my god,
I can't look at hot dogs everagain. I had to pound down seventy

(15:33):
those and ten minutes. That's exactlywhat it is. And when he was
doing these competitions, he had toignore like all the signals from his body
telling him to like stop because hismind is like no, I can't stop.
I have to win this. Andnow anytime he sees food he's sick,
he doesn't want to eat it.His body automatically thinks it's going into
like competition mode and it's like affectedhim day to day. So he is
out of the competition game for life. I don't know how people do this,

(15:54):
Like I get sent to people havebeen sending me like this buffalo wilding
slier. They have any like ohyou can eat eat you know, fries
and bonus rings. Yeah, gonnajust twenty bucks, but I already know
I'm only gonna be able to eatone and then I'm gonna be full.
You never go back for seconds something. Yeah, I'm always shocked. I
like, I have to eat secondsof whatever the meal is, I'm going

(16:15):
back for more. I don't eatjust one plate. You have to get
enough half and only do like justone so all you can eat. Promotions
completely lost on you. Yeah,I still go because I'm gonna. I
think I'm gonna, you know,eat more than that just one. But
I never do Yeah, same thingat all of Gordon. Yeah, you
go hyped, you're ready. You'relike, I'm gonna eat so many and
then you're all day for that onemeal. Never ending possible. Watch this,

(16:37):
it ended quick. It ended afterone and a half. Hole,
that's enough for me. Yet weonly hear about like the hot dog eating
contest, and so you wonder aboutthose guys. Always thought about that,
like, oh man, hot dogs. They're ruined for those guys, but
they like go on tour and theyhave eating competitions of all different kinds of
stuff. Those competitive eaters go ontour and they in different cities. There's

(16:59):
differ whatever the item is cherry pie, and then the next city it's this,
and they have to do all theseeating things. Every food is ruined
for these guys. Be terrible becausethere's no way you're actually like savoring any
bit of that. No, becauseit's a speed competition. Ah, you're
trying to get as much down asfast as you can. I think a
lot of guys, you know,send it back up. The competition's done

(17:22):
fifty dollars a year, that's true. That's a nice salary. Nice,
it'd be nice Grandma's squeeze in yourAI information. So Microsoft is launching their
new line of laptops. They kindof unveil this at a little event this
week, and they want them allcompletely all this new line of laptop is
completely infused with AI because everything's gotto be done with AI nowadays. It's

(17:45):
all about AI. And they saytheir laptop is going to have what they
call Windows Recall, and that meansyour AI assistance that's on your laptop.
They say it has basically a photographicmemory, and it will remember every single
activity, every single thing you've everdone on that laptop so that it can

(18:07):
be a better assistance in the future. It'll like predict what the thing is
you're about to do or want todo, because it knows everything that you've
ever done. You guys want anAI? Do you guys want AI to
know everything you've ever done? Butit would be more helpful. It'll just
know, like, oh it's Tuesday, he's about to play the downstairs DJ.
Here, here's your favorite size.Yeah, it would just feed it

(18:30):
just delivered to you. Wouldn't evenhave to click on it. It would
just know what you're about to do. Which would you want your little AI
knowing what you've done? Know?I delete my search history from time to
time, yeah, probably daily,and after this it would never be fully
deleted because it knows. It knows. Now, Microsoft says you can opt
out and select the things that itwants you wanted to track and not track

(18:52):
because don't have privacy. No,this thing is remembering every single thing.
Plus AI. Hey, guys gonnaget old. It's gonna chat with you
and be all judge about the stuffthat you do. Oh, you're back
on Amazon wasting some more money.I see it. Yeah, Oh that's
what you like? Yeah? Interesting, I might tell your wife your wife,

(19:14):
Yeah, sending this link to yourwife let's see what she has to
say. I don't want AI.Same been to Mimick a human. Humans
are the worst. All right,Graham, we have a shout out.
Let's do it. We do Dadand my DMS, That says Graham,
a tired but excited dad. Welland mom sliding into your DMS two for
one special, he says, We'reon our way to Disneyland right now.
I'm hurting. This came in veryearly this morning, by the way,

(19:37):
but it's a very special day.My wife Candice and I would like say
happy ninth birthday to our daughter Lilianor Lily almost in double digits. And
the day goes by so quick,but we love you so much. We
podcast every day and we got afive or six hour drive ahead of us,
so anytime we'll work. Thanks forall the laughs you guys give us.
And that is from Dad Michael.So happy the birthday, really and

(20:02):
that's what a Disney that's a nicebirthday train. It's a good point.
The JV Show on Wild ninety alsoJV Show. I just wanted to time
in on a conversation a couple ofweeks ago. I think Graham, you
talked about AI street lights like stoplights. Yeah, I agree. I think

(20:23):
they need to make an AI stoplights because I'm tired of waiting for a
green to turn red when there's likeno cars for like minutes. It makes
no sense. Love y'all have agood morning. Yes, that's the one
thing we talk about AI. Thinkabout it all the time. Entire cities.
AI could figure out how to streamlineall the stop lights and using sensors

(20:47):
and everything, and you would neverever find yourself waiting at a stop light
where no one else is there.I hate that. Do you know why
companies aren't motivated to do that?Why? Because it doesn't make many money.
If you notice what they're using AIfor, it's just stuff to eliminate
human jobs and make companies more money. True, AI should be used for

(21:07):
things like, uh, you know, curing cancer and making stoplights better,
and you know there's all sorts ofthings that AI I'm here for. But
instead we're going to use it totake our jobs and basically rule society.
That's what we're using it for.We should be using it for for good.
We're not yet, dang it,but we can maybe. Oh no,

(21:29):
because how they're gonna benefit from acting. I was busy that day,
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(21:49):
is confiding in Ben afflex x amidtheir marriage struggles weird. So, I
mean it's weird, but I lovethat Jennifer Garner has become like a sort
of a life for j Lo.Supposedly, if you don't know Ben Affleck
and Jennifer Garner, although they areexes, they have a pretty good relationship,
like they co parent very well.They're still pretty close. Jen is

(22:11):
there for him, always encourages himto do the right thing, and lately
Jaylo's been going to her because she'sthe only one who would understand what she's
going through when it comes to BenAffleck, because Jennifer Garner obviously was married
to him, And supposedly the bigthing is this fear of Ben relapsing.

(22:32):
He struggles with alcohol in the past, and apparently this is one of Jaelo's
biggest struggles at the moment. Thisis rumor right now. So who knows
better than how to like navigate thatthan Jennifer Garner because she went through the
same exact thing. And supposedly jenGarner did go to Ben's house to talk
to him, and maybe this wasthat visit we saw over the weekend,
but she went to try to keepthem together, and she's been telling Jayla

(22:55):
to just hang in there and howshe's valued and such, and Ben really
loves her, blah blah blah,blah blah. And she's been telling Ben
to work on the marriage, don'tgive up, encouraging him to do the
right thing, which I think isreally nice. How do you guys feel
about the possibility of him relapsing.That's tough. I mean, it's as
a loved one to see somebody goingthrough something like that and then not being

(23:18):
able to really do anything. Ithink it's really tough, and it could
be very real possibility. I mean, I think you're going through a lot
when some of the toughest things yougo through in your life is when you
have a relationship that's failing, amarriage that's failing. It's going to be
one of the hardest things to gothrough, right, So it's kind of
like this cycle. They're going throughmarriage troubles, which probably makes him want

(23:38):
to drink, but then you're tryingto stop him from drinking, which causes
more more issues. But I dolike that Jen Gardner is there to help
out. So let's talk about thisSouthern Charm star who got a duy Graham.
You watched Charm? Do you wantto take a guess Catherine? How'd
you know Catherine Dennis? Because Catherine'sass like, that's just that tracks.

(24:02):
If I was going to pick anybodythat's she'd be your betting favorite. Although
I don't know if she was onthe last season of the show. I
feel like she wasn't on the lastseason. I've never God My House is
a lot of trashy Bravo shows onit. Vander Pump Rolls, Southern Charm,
Summer House. Those are the threeyou need to be watching those.
So Catherine in Big Trouble. Shewas busted Monday night for a d uy

(24:26):
in South Carolina after she was involvedin a three car collision. So cops
respond to this scene of an accidentand they find her impaired with quote glossy
eyes and an odor of alcohol comingfrom her person. She also had an
open container apparently, so she wasbooked. Now, the reason why her
mudshot is going viral you can seethis at the jbshow dot com, is

(24:48):
because she looks beautiful. It issuch a good mug shot. Like,
did you get her hair before this? Her last night? Yeah, she
looks good. Lash is on point. She's got like a little smile low
kind of low, yeah, alittle, it's kind of flirty. What

(25:08):
would you guys do in your mugshot? I've thought about that before,
because when you see the people thathave committed a crime in there smiling,
You're like, what the hell areyou doing smiling? Come on, you
just did something awful. But thenyou see the people that have that real
angry look in your face, You'relike, I knew it. Look at
them, they look like a criminal. Look at that. They look angry

(25:29):
like they would do something like this. So what are you supposed to do?
The sad look sad like? Iguess it depends on the crime.
You look remorseful though, you lookguilty, right, You're you're guilty.
You're innocent until proven guilty. Thisis just your mugshot. You have found
to court. Yet, what didyou do in your mug shot? You've
been dressed. Yeah, I don'tthink I ever had a mug shot though.
Really. Yeah. So when Iwas twenty one, I did something

(25:51):
incredibly stupid and I got a dui. And I think I smiled in mind
because you not because you're happy aboutwhat happened. But you see somebody with
a can I we're about to takea picture of you. Your millennial instinct
is to smile. See. Ijust don't know what the proper protocol is
because if I saw if I sawyou twenty one year old Selena smiling as
an officer, I'd be like,oh, look after you've seen this,

(26:12):
you see she is smiling, andthat's gonna want want to make me throw
the book at you even hard.No, but if you're like angry or
looking very remorseful, sometimes that justgoing well guilty. Look at them,
I think you can tell they've beenbusted. So I don't know what face
you're supposed to make making because shelooks good, yeah, which what makes

(26:32):
you go viral? Yeah, shelooks kind of happy, like see,
it's more of like I got adui. Hey, I see you though,
So I don't know a lot aboutthis Catherine Dennis. Like I said,
I've never watched Southern Charm. Herex is twenty nine years older than
her. Yeah, and he waslike, kind of this comes from this,
like comes from money, well todo family, and he had some

(26:52):
legal troubles of his own. Butthey were always in sort of and I
don't know where it stands now,they were always in kind of a custody
battle, and that was always acontentious thing. So when you get a
duy that probably doesn't look look toogood. Yeah, well, I guess
the latest is he gained full custodylast year, so he already had full
full custody. Yeah, that ain'tgood. Good for her, he had

(27:17):
more money to hire better lawyers,though, I feel like was part of
that. She was also a bitof a train wreck. I can tell
exhibit a her mugshot here. Atleast she's a hot mess if you want
to see that at the JV showdot com The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine. Before we get towhat the blap cheat you watch richardson Yes

(27:40):
Bridges, What is this viral carriagescene? Oh, that's the one that's
a spicy scene. But so what'sso special about this carriage scene? Let's
just say that one of the guyuses his fingers. Watch okay, we're
on the radio. No, Yeah, uses his fingers to wipe his brow

(28:00):
because he was sweating so much.Thank you? Yes? Uh huh?
Was it? Lady whistled down inthe carriage with him? Is that the
name of the Is that a namefrom the show? I watched the whole
first seat? I watched the firstseason. Yeah, she gets down.

(28:21):
I don't think you could say thateither, Genie. Come on, we're
on the radio. Sorry, Bey, Let's get to let's get to what
the bleep? This is where youhave a chance to win the JV show,
Chuck Munk. All you gotta dois guest. Today's bleeped out word,
as always leave your guest is onthe talk back Mike on the Free
iHeart Radio app. Are you guysready for it today's clip? Sure?

(28:44):
I have a friend that has togive her boyfriend like four times a week.
Oh my god, only four.That'd be a good schedule. I'm
here for that, all right.Think think about what that bleeped out word
could be, because you know youwant that JV show Chug Mug. We
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Uh huh. I remember this isa family show goes. Let's keep
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(29:30):
JV Show Chug Mug. Just hada guest. Today's bleeped out word in
today's clip as always, leave yourguest is on the talkback mic on that
free iHeartRadio app. Okays, you'rejust tuning in. Here is today's clip.
I have a friend that has togive her boyfriend like four times a
week. You say that like it'sa bad thing. We would appreciate that.
That's a that's a little much frequencyfor you. What would your ideal

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frequency be? I don't know,once a week, if a month,
Christmas maybe, what's the only specialholidays? Just his birthday? Oh wow?
Remember this. Oh right, solet's keep it Coleen, all right,
what is that bleeped out word?Let's go to your guesses Morning Davy
Show, Victor from Channels. SoI'm gonna say massage. That's a very

(30:22):
popular guest this morning, very popularguess how many times a week should you
give your man a massage? Oncea week? Yeah, I'm okay with
once. Have you ever once aweek given your man of massage? He
doesn't asked for one. Maybe youshould do it an initial you'd be the
one to initiate because we're not goingto say no, we would like a
massage. Yeah. Hey, hey, hey hey, we're not talking about

(30:44):
that right now. We're talking aboutwhat you do for your man. Good
Morning, JV Show. This isfrom chamon I like, yes, it
is haircut, hair cut the weekday, Harry, that's a lot of
it, like maybe backshave, thoughsome guys got to say, don't talk
about Benny Blanco like that to somedudes have the hair coming in. It's
a it's an every other day shavedsituation. I bet yeah. Hey JV

(31:07):
Show, it's Edwin. We believethat the mission phrase is medication. I
remember again, this is Edwin anymorefrom Brunwood. We love y'all, have
a good morning. Wow, goodlove you guys too. But medication.
That's a good guess though, yesa few people have guessed that's who far
all right, continue to leave yourguesses on the talkback mic on the Free

(31:30):
iHeartRadio app will play more of thenext You're on the JV Show, The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine, Bry. Now we're playing on What
the Bleep Game for your chance towin the official JV Show Chug Mug.
Here's how it works. Seven ofive. We start the game with a
clip that contains a bleeped out word. Now you've got to guess what that
bleeped out word is. Leave yourguess is on the talkback mike on the

(31:52):
free iHeartRadio app, and the firstperson to guess it correctly. When's easy?
Is that? Now? In caseyou are just tuning in, welcome
by the way, but you can'tstill play long in your car. So
here's today's clip. I have afriend that has to give her boyfriend like
four times a week. That isideal, Remember it is. This is

(32:12):
a family show though, okay,so it's not what you think rats,
or maybe it is. I don'tknow. Let's go to your guesses.
Good morning jav show, it's yourdownstairs DJ. Ever ever Eric from Union
City, and I believe the bleepedout word is space. Space. Who
imagine your man wanting space four timesa week? Oh my gosh? Four

(32:37):
times? What? Okay? Whatabout? What about a couple of times
a week? Do you give yourman some space? Is that a good
thing? Or is that a redflag? Like? I need some space
from you? I just need somespace? Will you give me some space?
It depends what kind of space,like like a few minutes. Am
I smothering you? Or do youmean like for me to go out with
the boys a good drunk? Fine? Hi, this is stuff of Saturday.

(33:00):
We think the word is breakfast.Breakfast. We would love, speaking
on behalf of all men out there, we will love breakfast four times a
week, So would we? Yep, I'm just just I'm the spokesperson right
now for all the men in thebeer and I'm just on our behalf.
We like to say we would appreciatebreakfast four times. So then why don't

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you just make some That's that's alegitimate point. Are you the spokeperson for
all the women in the Bear area. Okay, how you even make it?
Morning? This is from Bay Point, our guests for the missing word
is a ride a ride somewhere.How would you feel about that? Your
man ain't got no ride? Yougot to give him a ride to work
every day. There's nothing wrong withthat, Nothing wrong with that. The

(33:45):
judgment that would where did that squeakcome from? Like? That was from
Jess She do don't want no scrubsbanging off the side of his passenger's ride.
Whatever you know, trying to hollerat me. Come on, Good

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morning JV show. This is Gloryand Morgan Hill. And my guess is
money. Have a great day bymoney, good job. Right here is
today's club, unbleeped. I havea friend that has to give her boyfriend
money like four times a week.That's a lot. That is a lot.
How much you're talking? Maybe justyou know, ten twenty bucks?

(34:30):
Right? I not that bad allowance? Speaking on behalf of all, We
would also like an allowance in additionto breakfast, in addition to some other
stuff, four times a week,massage, basically everything everybody got this morning.
Guys are needy, we want wewant that we're going to march the

(34:51):
city Hall today one thirty. Theguys, all right. I got a
lot of shout outs to get alot sub shoutouts to get first and foremost
to Laurie from Morgan Hill, becauseshe was the very first person to come
up with the correct answer in aclose almost photo finished. Frankie from Fairfield
had the correct answer. We hada wow, Genie's juice. Someone from
Fairfield. What's what's up? Frankieand Fairfield? What's up? GEI wants

(35:15):
to say Hi? You all right? A lot of other people came up
with the correct answer this morning.Elizabeth and San Jose had it correct.
Not fast enough, though, sodid our buddy George and Samontaeo. What's
up George? Sun, Vince andOlivia in Dublin had it correct. So
did Samantha in San Jose, Mondoin San Jose, in Hayward, I
know, but I still love SanJose. Don't worry. We'll get there.

(35:36):
Tammy and Nathan and Hayward had itcorrect. There's someone from the town.
Rebecca and Conquered had it correct.Good morning, Rebecca, good morning,
Oh my writing this Bruner here,Jasmine and Azul. I think in
Berkeley they had it correct, andso did our buddy Josh in San Francisco
also came up with the correct dnserthis morning, amongst a few other people
that I wasn't able to shut outthere, mostly because of my handwriting.

(35:59):
Uh, play again tomorrow. Ifyou have the answer correct today, that
means tomorrow you could have it correctagain and be the first one. I
believe in you. We'll do itagain tomorrow. I remember when you win.
Check your email. That's how we'regoing to reach out to you.
Graham. What else do you havehere? All right, listen to this,
you guys. A cat in Vermonthas just earned a college degree.

(36:20):
Shut your mouth. I know whatyou're thinking. You have cat to be
kitting me, but it is true. The cat's name is Max. He
lives near the Castleton campus in Vermont'sname. You don't tell somebody what they
can and can't cat he frequently eighta second. Oh wait, now it's
a good point. You do.You can tell anybody yet, thank you,

(36:40):
only if they name it Bubbles,which is a name that shall not
be spoken on the show. Andthen you're like, hey, I'll still
pick that name. You have everyright to tell you not to name.
Yeah, we gave you fair warningabout that one, all right. Well,
they say he interacts with the studentsand faculty on campus, he visits
classes. They all love him.They say he's a model student, has
perfect attendance, always has a greatcatitude each day. And so with the

(37:06):
resounding of approval from the board oftrustees there, they awarded him. Awarded
him an honorary doctorate degree in litera chure litter u I can't litter.
Asked afterwards how he felt about thehonor, he said he was quote feline,
mighty fine, and he wanted toremind others to always chase your dreams
because anything is paw Yeah, yeah, a little pause. He's a lot.

(37:31):
I'm trying to incorporate as many catpuns it as I can get in
here. Yeah. Oh, thatwasn't one. That wasn't one. Just
cat puns is a thing. Anyways, he said he was going to go
out to celebrate with some of hisfriends like Catilei Portman, Will Furrow and
Leonardo Dicatrio to celebrate, you guyswith some mio teenis, why are we

(37:54):
giving honorary doctorate degrees to cats,Why not to go viral? Yeah,
the JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Before we get to the JV
Show, yep, nope game,Good morning JVS Show. This is Monique
from Pleasanton. I just wanted totalk and say, Jesse, you named

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your cat Bubbles. For all thislongtime JV show listeners, that one hurts.
We were just getting over Crystal leavingus and then Bubbles abandon us and
you got to bring up old woundsand it just hurts. You should be
ashamed of yourself. Agreed, havea good day everyone except justin Bubbles.

(38:35):
I'm sorry back of twenty twenty fourNo, no, no, I'm sorry,
but I my dream was always toown a cat named Bubbles. Bubbles
was always my favorite Powerpuff girl.And yeah, sometimes dreams don't come true.
So I can break it to you. And everyone was listening, just
give up buys dreams? How aboutthat? Yeah, I don't know.

(38:58):
This one supersedes that. The longtimeJAV show listeners know what we're talking about.
Let's go to the phones. Hi, who's this Hey Christy? How
are you doing all right? Justall right? Oh no, I was
hoping for a good, wonderful fantastic, good good. I got my nine
year old here at school waiting togo in and everything. What's what's your

(39:22):
kid's name? Marie, Marie,Marie Mai Nuri nur Ari, Marie Marie.
Welways want to get it right?And that's it. Well, Christy
and Marie, you're on to playthe JV show. You have nope game.
Just what are they playing for today? Today? You're playing for four

(39:43):
tickets to the San Mateo County Fair. So we're gonna ask you four trivia
questions. Just get three correct towin this four pack of tickets. As
soon as you don't answer, you, guys, she's gotta yell it out.
Okay, all right, here's questionnumber one. Salami is traditionally made
from what ti of meat? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you got it

(40:08):
right. I wonder how many peopleknow that we just eat salami and all
these like processed meats. We're justlike, I actually don't know whether don't
care. It's delicious, It isdelicious, But shouldn't you know what kind
of animal you're reading? All right? Well? Who cares? All right?
Question number two? Yes, questionnumber two. If it's eleven am
in New York, what time isit here in California. Eight. Yeah,

(40:34):
okay. Question number three, whatfood brands cartoon mascot? I don't
know why I said that. Weirdmascot Routeli gets tickled on the belly.
What food brands mascot gets tickled onthe belly? Oh, Pillsbury boy?
Yeah? Yeah, And then hegoes like, shouldn't have that been a

(40:54):
me too thing? Like he didn'task anybody to put hands on him.
You're not supposed to just touch somebodyand tickle them with that their consent?
Right he was asking for it?No, he wasn't. He just walked
around. He walked around boasting aftermaking a delicious pastry. But he didn't
ask for you to touch him.That's true. Anyway, We'll march down
to city Hall for the Billsbury bothtoday at one thirty. All right.

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Question number four. The Battle ofMidway was a naval battle in World War
Two that was fought between the UnitedStates and what other country? Oh gosh,
they is like my worst subject everand this is all mine? What

(41:37):
this is naval? Huge part ofnaval history. Oh man, I don't
know, Thank you, Marie,thank you. Japan is the answer?

(41:57):
Battle of Midway Midway Islands out therein the Pacific. Four out the boar.
Nice job, you just won fourtickets to the San Mateo County Fair.
This is happening June first, throughthe night. Yeallo, carnival,
rites, food, free life concerts. They are close on Monday and Tuesday,
but the rest of the days youcan go in and join have some
fine. Okay, awesome, Christy, Henri, good job. All right.

(42:22):
I'm gonna put you guys on holdand chee. He's gonna pick up
in the next room. Please dome a favor. Give her a hard
time just because it's Wednesday, Okay, but she's gonna get you those tickets.
All right, thank you. Hangon there. You're very welcome.
Graham, Gabe, shout out yeaessisters and my dms as sisters and I
think a dad and my DM's first. The sister says, good morning,
Graham. May I please get abirthday shout out for my brother Julio Contreres,

(42:43):
who is turning twenty four. I'mproud of you, chubby cheeks.
If you have time to sing himhappy birthday in Spanish. Oh, I
don't have time for that. Thankyou. You guys are amazing hashtag hashtag
team cheatye wow, Well I didn'tknow we were divided into teams the hashtag
too after the bubbles thing that wasbrought up again, I'm hashtag team cheating

(43:04):
again. That is from Anna,So happy birthday, ju Yo fun and
then a dad and my DM says, Hey, Graham, last month,
you give a birthday shout out tomy daughter Zoe. We're the family that
sings the intro in the car everymorning. I do remember them. Tomorrow's
my oldest daughter's birthday and I washoping you give her a birthday shout out
as well. Her name is Rileyand she is turning eight years old.

(43:25):
Thank you. That's from dad Tim, so happy happy birthday to right,
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Memorial Days Els event or visitsleeborld dotcom. So we're about to run through
a bunch of Diddy headlines. Grammysaid that we have a talk back about
Diddy and specifically jyl and why shehasn't spoke out. Good Morning jav Show
Alice Freel, I just wanted tocomment regarding j Lo's I mean breakup rumors.
I think it is all a facadebecause it really takes the heat off

(44:13):
of her being spotlighted having to dowith Diddy Dumpster's allegations and whatever that they
had going on back in the day. So have a good day, die,
Thanks for that, talk bag.How about that that make sense?
Look, it is convenient timing,yeah, because it's like, oh,
she's dealing with her own stuff andlike there's a whole separate storyline going here,

(44:37):
and we're not going to drag herinto this Diddy downfall. I don't.
I don't. It still seems tooI don't think the Diddy I'm sorry,
I don't. I don't think theYeah, the Jen ben Affleck stuff
is made up right now, butI think it's a you know, it's
a plus that it kind of takespeople's minds away from the fact that she
did it Diddy too. All right, now to the Diddy headlines, let's
just run through them. A woman, Crystal McKinney, filed a lawsuit in

(45:00):
two thousand and three, when shewas twenty two years old, did he
drugged and assaulted her? So herewe have another woman coming forward. I'm
shocked. Yeah, Didty's former bodyguardspeaking out yet again, saying he saw
Diddy abuse not only Cassie, buthis ex Kimporter as well, one of
Ditty's exes, the mother of hisson, Justin's. She posted about Cassie,

(45:21):
saying she really feels for her,knows exactly what she went through,
and that it's triggering her own trauma, implying that she was probably abused by
Didty as well. The mayor ofNew York City is considering taking back Ditty's
key to the city, which,come on, it's imaginary anyways. So
yeah, jackies open ye. Yeah. And that Didty documentary that fifty cent
has been talking about, you know, producing. It's a multi part documentary

(45:45):
has just been bought by Netflix aftera massive bidding war, so it will
be coming to Netflix once done.Any brand that has any partnership with Diddy,
hopefully that has already been dropped.I mean, anybody that was gonna
collab or work with him should nolonger. I mean he should be beyond
I mean for lack of a betterterm, canceled beyond any you know,

(46:07):
agreed, any level of that thatwe've ever seen. Yeah, I didn't
realize he has some the he hasa couple daughters, right, like twin
daughters. Those are Kim Porter's daughters. I mean the stuff that they must
have probably witnessed with hurt with howhe treated Kim we know. I mean,
if he was treating Cassie like this, that he was treating Kim like

(46:29):
this most likely yep. And howthey how do you explain this to your
daughters as a dad? You actlike it's all fake. They don't know
what they're talking about. That's probablywhat he's doing. Look at me,
I'm the most awful human being everto women I know. And here you
are. You're I'm trying to raiseyou to be good people. Yeah.
So, Justin Timberlake is adding moretour jades despite low ticket sales. Now

(46:53):
make it make sense, Justin SoHe announced this week that he's adding nine
tour stops for this fall. Dude'soverwhelming demand despite every city still having Hella
seats available. Well, they're justI read these ones are small venues.
They're at like the Raleigh North Carolinaparking lot. Okay, got it that
that makes sense at the Elks Clubin Now. Hear me out, hear

(47:19):
me out. Okay. So thereare rumors that things aren't going exactly well
in his marriage with Jessica Bial.You know, she struggled with him going
out on tour in the first placebecause of his last cheating scandal, and
supposedly she gave him a list ofrules that he has to follow. And
she recently said in an interview thather marriage is always a work in progress
and she just chopped off all herhair and people are calling it divorce hair.

(47:43):
So maybe, just maybe, Iknow it sounds outlandish, but people
are theorizing that maybe he's like tryingto stay away from home. We're like
not like in a rush to goback to that situation. Possibly he's not
the one calling the shots on thetour. It's his team. This is
a money thing. If he's notmaking the money, no one's buying the

(48:04):
tickets. It's not like every showis sold out. That would be overwhelming
demand. But the shows aren't emptyeither. I mean, we saw pictures
from his show here. It waspacked. I mean, yeah, they
may not be selling out and peoplearen't like reselling tickets at some crazy high
price. But they've got to bepacked. I mean, they have to
be successful. Otherwise you would neveryou would never add shows unless you're looking
to book the Elks Club there,they're always open for you. It would

(48:28):
love to host Timberlake. I noteChris from n SYNC says that there's been
discussions about the guys getting back togetherfor like a reunion tour, and he
says it's most likely going to happen, and that they've already been h having
like offers made to them by bigpromoters like Live Nation to do like an
entire tour now that would make themsome money. That's maybe that's why,

(48:50):
And maybe they join him on someof these dates and then it spins off
into maybe reunion tour. Can wego back to Jessica Biel's hair? Did
you go full Katy Perry? Ohnot not pixy cut? Short? Sure?
Bob okay? Good? What doyou have? All right? Couple
of quick quick Boeing updates. Firstplans to launch Boeing star Liner spacecraft on

(49:14):
its first ever crewed flight. Thatwas supposed to be this Saturday. You
know, it's been bumped back threetimes. Oh, that's been put on
hold yet again. They're apparently stillevaluating a small helium leak in the ship's
propulsion system. So a new justcancel it, That's what I'm gonna say.
They need to de scrap this wholething. A new launch date has
not yet been announced, but yetagain, the launch of this thing has

(49:35):
been delayed. I it's time tojust walk walk away, to clean your
hands of this and walk away,all right. Now to that Singapore Airline's
flight we talked about yesterday, theone that encountered severe turbulence, had to
make an emergency landing with one passengerwho had died from his injuries. Scores
of other people injured as well.There were two hundred and twenty one passengers
eighteen crew members on board this BoeingBoeing seven seventy seven yesterday. Eighty five

(50:00):
people, they reported had to betaken to hospitals in the Bangkok area.
Nineteen others treated at local clinics.So that's like more than half of the
passengers suffered some kind of injury onthis thing. Twenty of those passengers,
according reports still in the ICU,was serious injuries. Investigators are still looking
into how this happened and how Imean. Hitting turbulence in a flight is

(50:25):
common, but hitting this severe ofturbulence is very undercomin Also, again we
talked about this yesterday. Good reminderwhen you are seated in your in your
seat on a plane and they sayeven when they take the seatbelts on,
a good idea to keep the seatbeltfasten just in case. He's a seventy
three year old man from the UKthat was the one that died from the

(50:46):
JV Show on Wild ninety four tonine. We have a talkback for Jess.
Good Morning JVS show. This talkbackis for Jess Chess. Thank you
for recommending that Love under Covers show. Tell me why I binge watched it
yesterday. I all caught up tothe last episode dying to see what happens.

(51:08):
Thank you for recommending it. Havea wonderful day, guys. Bye,
oh nice, I'm glad you checkedout. Can you explain what that
show is? Again? Really?Six so five rich and famous international soccer
stars are stripped of their fame andfortune and they're sent to La to find
love. But and the person thatthey're like dating doesn't know they don't know
that. They're they they get thiscover story New Jobs, supposedly and yeah,

(51:31):
it's really interesting. Love it.You said it's on peacock. Oh
nobody has that? Y I thinkI have that. So E's act right
now. All right, So,the American Automobile Association has revealed their numbers.
They're projected numbers for how many travelerswe're going to see on the roads

(51:52):
this Memorial Day weekend. And accordingto right, this week is Memorial There
I keep forgetting this. According tothe earlier this year than usual. It
is like it's a week earlier.I feel like that too. Well,
according to them, we are goingto be seeing around forty three point eight
a million Americans on the road betweenThursday and Monday. These are people that

(52:15):
These are people that are going totravel for at least fifty miles. And
you know every year it breaks sometype of record and we haven't seen numbers
like this since before the pandemic.Yes, this exceeds pre pandemic numbers.
Are saying that these are the highestnumbers we've had in twenty years. I
love how they tell us how manycars are going to be on the road
before it happens prove it. That'swhat I was going to ask. You

(52:36):
count the cars. Once it happens, get out there and count. Put
a people, put somebody, putone of your workers on every corner,
and have them count the cars.And then you come back and tell me
on Tuesday after Memorial Day that thatwas the most travelers on the road since
before the pandemic. Because I getthe objection, plain how they know or
think they know, because I don'teven know what I'm doing yet. How
do they know what I'm doing,where I'm going, how far I'm traveling.

(52:59):
I was not surveyed for this,any of you, no, ey
one. Yeah, this is TripleA's only chance at staying relevant. The
only time they get to make aheadline is about the number of travelers on
a holiday weekend. They just makeit up. The only time we go
to Triple A for any comment aboutanything, they just wait so they can

(53:20):
their stats. If anyone does care, Yeah, it hasn't been since two
thousand and five, we've had almostforty four million people hit the road Memorial
Day weekend. Allegedly. Okay,anybody going to be driving anyone anywhere this
weekend, are you going to fallinto that fifty mile plus. Now I
don't want to, and I don'twant to. I don't want them to
be right. I'm wrong. You'regoing to stay home any rocky oh weekend

(53:42):
long? Yes, you were goingto do that anyways, get any road
trip fun, Memorial Day plans.Oh, I'm going to Monerate for Cali
Roots, California Roots, the festivalaccessival. You're going to Bottle Rock.
I'm going to Bottle Rock on Saturday. Not a very far drive. Triple
A would be disappointed. Yeah,I'm not going to hit that fifty min
I'm ginking. You know what mywife and I were thinking, because getting
in and out of Battle Rock,like any music festival, parking or whatever,

(54:07):
is a nightmare. Getting an uberor lyft afterwards also a nightmare.
I think we're gonna ride our bikes. No, wait what Yeah, you
guys have bikes. Yeah, wehave bikes, very Napa. We have
a couple of beach cruisers, andI think we're gonna ride our bikes.
Now to ride there easy, toride back might be a little wobbly.

(54:27):
There is like a bike there's adedicated bike path that almost runs. This
is the most I've ever almost runsfrom our house all the way down there.
So I'm gonna let you guys knowif we pull that off. I
think we're gonna ride bikes because Kate'sbiggest fear is like there's gonna be nowhere
to park, and I hate waiting. She hates waiting for an uber or
left for like fighting people to getone for an hour. So I think
we're gonna ride bikes. So theyhave an area where you can leave your
bike, no clue, but Iwould assume, like Geitie said, that's

(54:51):
the most NAPA thing ever. They'vegot to have a couple of bike racks.
Do you lock your helmet to thebike? You have to keep it
on the whole time. No,I'm not gonna be one of those people.
Take it, take pictures. That'smy pet peeve. When you're at
a coffee shop and people walk inwith their little bike shoes on and their
helmet on, they come some tipclopping through the store to get their coffee.

(55:14):
Go ride your bis, so you'regonna be their Saturday. I just
check the lineup. Sadly, you'regonna miss Megan Sallin and Nellie there on
Friday, but you'll be checking outt Payne. Okay, okay, the
kid ler Roy Callie Cheese is gonnabe twin. Yeah, my twin.
That's all I got for you.All right. I'm looking forward to it.

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That's gonna be a good time.We have a birthday shout out.
Good morning JV Show. I wantedto see if you guys can please give
a shout out to my godsend NathanCruz. It's his tenth birthday today,
the Big ten. I love you, baby. I hope you have a
great day at school today because youdidn't want to ditch and play hooky with
me for your birthday and do funthings, but have fun at school.

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Nina loves you and wishes you thebest Kent's birthday ever? Birthday? Did
you get to ditch school on yourbirthday? I did not either. Wow.
Wow. If I was given achance, I would have taken it.
The JV Show on Wild ninety nine. So are you guys familiar with
swimply a little bit? Do yousee? Okay? Gei? It's it's

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an app where homeowners can rent outlike their their pool to anyone that wants
to go swimming on a hot day. You know what I mean. It's
like a pool basically, yeah,and you can rent out like just your
entire backyard as long as I havea pool and like a deck or whatever
it is. I don't know.I've only met one person that actually has
used this app. Oh really,do you know people? No? No,

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I've never met anybody's uesday because Iknow me. I would never No,
I mean maybe only under one condition. The people who live there aren't
home. Yeah, I don't wantthem standing up on that second floor window
just looking down at the judging everythingwe're doing. Yeah, I'm going number
one in your pool, every pool. Oh, stop looking at me out
the windows making me uncomfortable. Allright. So there's a man named Eric

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who he he lived past Tense inLos Gatow's put his home up for sale
and then he moved to Santa Barbarabefore at the home sold, right,
but he's still the owner of thehome hasn't sold yet, and he,
I guess recently got hit up byhis pool guy who was at the house
like taking care of things, andhe's like, hey, there's like a
family hanging out at your pool.And he's like, what do you mean?

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And so he checks like the camerasand there's people at his pool.
So he ends up talking to thefamily on the phone and the family was
like, we just rented your poolon the slimply app what you're talking about?
And the owner is like, Ididn't put my pool up for rent
on the slimply app Get out ofmy backyard. Apparently you can just put

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anybody's pool up for rent. Theydon't check to make sure you're the actual
owner of that home. I don't. That's crazy. And owners are like
making money. They can make upto you know, six figure incomes a
year by just renting at renting outtheir pool. Really, yeah, I

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need to build a pool or rentingit to people. But again, they're
all going to the bathroom in yourpool. Yeah, you're okay strangers using
your pools as their own personal bathroom. I mean, as long as you
don't get in it and other strangersdo and they don't know who was in
there previously, because how do therules work on that. Let's just say,
yeah, I want to rent out, I mean legitimate. Let's talk
about this. Legit you rent yourpool out, there's no bathroom outside.

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I mean some people have rich peoplehave like a pool house and maybe it
has a bathroom and you get thatwhole thing. But otherwise they have to
have access to my house now comingin in their wet suits and they're dripping
water to go use the bathroom,or they're just going to use my pool
as the bathroom. They're using thelike what's the what's the option there on
the app? I'm something like Airbnb. They also have some like so if

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you if you do this, youhave to pay more like a cleaning fee
or if you want to be ableto go to the bathroom, a basic
human right, you gonna pay extra. Yeah, the bathroom. And they
know, but they would never knowunless they have that. You know,
that die that will like turn somewater that doesn't really exist. I saw
it in a movie once. Yeah, we saw it in a movie.
We're all told that growing we wereall told that growing up, and we

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were scared to do it until finallysomeone was brave enough to let it go
and then they realized, oh,there is no such thing as this die
that changes. I mean there mightbe, but I've never been in a
pool that had it, Let's putit that way. So I've tested a
few of them. So how sohow crazy is this? So? Eric,
whose home was or his pool wasput up for rent on swimply without
his permission. He contacts NBC BayArea, right, they're like, really,

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they put it to the test,had like one of their employees put
another colleague's pool up for rent,and they were able to and the listing
was posted like that. They don'tverify anything. Wow, how did I
mean, come on in this dayand age like people, you know,
very dangerous. Seriously, Wow,it's pretty smart, though. You don't

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have to have a pool and justmake money else. I do imagine if
that was your side hustle, you'rejust renting out other people's swimming pools because
you could find vacant houses that arelisted on real estate sites. Right,
I'm just giving everybody the keys tohow to do this. Yeah, well
that's probably how they found his,right. Yeah. Well, the app,

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I guess actually tells you that becausethey want you to upload pictures,
and so I guess they make itreally easy to just connect to whatever photos
are on like Zillow. And sothat's where this guy who's able to pull
pictures of the backyard and of thepool from Zillow. Because when you're looking
on real estate sites, you cantell which houses the people still live there
that it's on the market. Youcan tell the ones they've moved out of,
yeah, are empty or staged.And yeah, you could just be

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renting out the backyard backyard pool ofsome mansion and your side hustle is just
making Wow, I'm getting on thatswiftly appo. This is a good idea.
Don't do that though, Yeah,that's scammy. Thank you the JV
show on Wild ninety four nine.Well you're on Wild, Happy Wednesday.
I'm Selena. I'm just thank youfor having the JV show on. We

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were just talking about swimply, thatapp where you can rent a rando's swimming
pool in their backyard. Good morning, This is Carla regarding Swimplely. We've
rented and used that a couple times. And when you're on the app,
they disclose whether there's a bathroom ornot. But yeah, there's been times
we'd have to use the bathroom insidesomebody's house. There's been times where it's

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a portal potty or a campra bathroom, or sometimes there's a separate bathroom that's
outside. I mean, it's prettycool, but yeah, there's been times
when it's kind of awkward. Ican't imagine having to ask someone you're like
knocking on their glass door. CanI be use the bathroom? Or the
people renting your pool in the back, can we come sign the bathroom.

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I'm sorry, I'm all wet.At least have the porta potty there as
an option. Still gonna go onyour pool because I'm not going to use
the porta potty, but at leastit's there. Yeah, yeah, but
what about if you know it's ayou don't you don't want to code brown?
Yeah, but you're not gonna You'renot gonna do that in their house
either. I'm gonna take I'm gonnatake my but home. You're gonna leave.

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Yeah, I know we have thispool for another couple of hours,
but we're out. Yeah, literallyall right? Get Yeah, how's the
dating life going? Okay, soit's a lot better. I actually matched
with somebody that we've been like conversingfor for a little bit. Why is

(01:02:43):
that bad? A town? Arestill on the lookout? But but what
did you? What drew you tohim? Yeah? Well he had his
One of his profile videos was himhovering around the bay, so I know
you can fly. Wait, likehe's in a helicopter. Yeah, that's

(01:03:05):
just stock footage. I'm sure hebought on Google. Wait, they you
have profile videos now? Yeah,you can upload profile videos Bumble. That's
new to me. Didn't know that. Yeah. I'm now just officially on
Bumble right now because I like thatapp a little bit better than the other
apps? Did you quit all theother ones? I still have, Like
I still check from them like timeto time, but I'm more I see
myself more on Bumble than any otherapps. See, I didn't like the

(01:03:29):
the men on Bumble when I wason it. They just seemed so like
they seemed to put together in likeprofessional and I was like, not not
what I'm looking for a little moreratchet in a project or that you could
fix up. Yeah, exactly thatis. Do you want to give out
your handle so people can try tomatch with you? Is that how it
works? No? No, mylocation it's all random. So did he

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so did you have to message himfirst? No? He messages me first.
So Bumble, you have the openingmessage that mine is like what do
you like to do on the weekend? Or like what's your fun stuff to
do? And then he responded,Well what was his response? I think,
he said, flying around the bay, and then he said, wait,
what did you say? Hold on, let me go, let me
go to my messages flying around thebay. But I'd like to be sky

(01:04:13):
high in the bedroom with you,to join the mile high cloud. I'm
just working on I'm working on myresponses, just the case, he said,
flying some lops across the bay orspending it with you. What's his
name? Are we allowed to saythat? We get say his name?
Shanley? What? No, Shanleys h A N L E y O

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no, unmatched. That sounds made. That's why I'm scared of. I'm
scared of, Like there's verified stuff, but I'm scared that it's not really
that person. And then another thingis he responds to me really quickly,
which I don't that's a good thing. I don't like it because you want
to take hours. You've complained aboutpeople that take long. Now you're complaining

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about people that answer too fast?What is it? Because I don't want
to like sit I don't like textingpeople like for hours, just going back
and forth. Well, you don'thave to respond right away. Yeah,
that's why I don't. I don'trespond right away. I wait out a
little bit. That's gonna like whatif that backfire is on you? And
then it turns him off? Likeshe thinks that you're not interested Shandley's off

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flying other some other lady abound thebay. Well, we'll see, we'll
see. I don't know. Ijust don't like sitting and texting all the
time. So do you think he'skeith though? Yeah? Do you think
the fast responses makes him feel likeneedy or desperate? Baby? Yeah?
Do you think Shandy is short forChandelier? What the heck? I do

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know? Can we see his picture? Oh? Gosh, okay, I'm
so excited. Wait, so yousaw that nickname you gave him grab so?
So was it just the picture ofhim flying that drew you in?
Or you're attracted to him? Matchwith me? First? And then I
was just like, okay, justswipe. Let's see Chandelier's picture and the

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jet no face, cheaty shoulder picture. I feel like she's nervous about that,
which means she might genuinely be interestedin this guy. Might be smoldering
right now? Are they just smoking? Burnt? Chris? Huh? Missus,
cheaty CHANDELI I'm scared, Cheaty,turn your phone around. I'm just

(01:06:31):
gonna give you the phone his facein the picture, Yeah, come on,
it was his sweatshirt. Tell uswhat you're seeing Selena describing trying to
unmatch with him. Yeah, whatin the world why? It was like
a decent he looks like a verynice young man. Okay, so what's
the problem? Nice guy? Helooks like a very nice, nice Guy's

(01:06:55):
finished? Last See I knew thejudging. I'm not judging. I love
him for you. It's just havepotential, Like I'm just you know,
there's other people, yea options.Where are things currently with hit? Like
what's the last like messages you exchanged? Are you working towards actually meeting no

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ir l No, I don't planthat ready for that anybody. Yeah,
not yet. It has to bethe right person. I was the same
way as well. But what ifhe's like, hey, this weekend,
you know, I'm going to takea flight and it would be fun to
have somebody come along for you know, come along with me. You you
just say no, I'm busy thatdamn be at home playing the downstairs DJ.
But myself, what I was doingthis weekend, I just had to

(01:07:40):
make up a lie because I don'twant to hang out with. I'm so
confused by this. I want someoneto message me, but not too fast,
but they can't take too long.And I want to meet someone,
you know, to spend time with, a hangout with, but I don't
actually want to spend time in hangout. I'm lost. It has to
be meeting up with random people offof dating apps. That's dangerous. But
don't you see how can using thisfor guys on there what we're supposed to

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do? But eventually is that apossibility or I don't know, not yet
it's too early to tell. Well, keep us up dated, Cheaty,
you're glad you're making progress here.Yeah, I guess one step forward on
UMA's right. The JV show onWild ninety so we're talking about Cheaty on
the dating apps that we have atalkback that just came through for you.

(01:08:24):
Cheats Chaty, Cheaty, Cheaty,Why are you even on a dating app?
Just go the old school away,go out, go to Safeway in
the Marina. I don't know,go to church. You guys know about
Safeway in the Marina. Oh nois in the marina here in San Francisco.
That Safeway used to be called Dateway, because that's where everyone used

(01:08:45):
to go. That was the storyI shopped at. And let me tell
you, you picked up some fineyuh. So I squeeze a lot of
produce in there. I squeezed alot of melons in there. Let me
tell you no nobody ever hit themin there, but there was there were
a lot of active people and there. I'll tell you that to go to
d R Chey. I would alsolike to apologize to you for what I

(01:09:06):
said about Pilot Bay. She showedme a picture on the air of the
pilot you match with on Bubble andI was like, oh, unmatch him.
I didn't get a good look youshowed me during that last song,
and he's actually cute. I amshipping you and Pilot Bay. I'm shipping
it too. She showed me thepicture. He's a really good looking guy.
Selena, get your eyes checked out. So I do apologize. Yeah,

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I liked what I saw, buthe said he's a little short,
easy easy, hi babe. No, Yeah, you know, six feet
in a bus and that's seven inchestaller than cheese. That's plenty of fight
differentialware. Heels that's like five inchesand that's just too short. Yeah,
I feel you, Grant, wehave a shout out, we do.

(01:09:49):
I got you know a lot ofd ms about this is hey gram My
son and I love listening to youin the morning on the way to school.
We love playing the guessing game.My son Cooper would be so thrilled
with a bird they shout out onMay twenty second for his big ninth birthday.
Mommy and Daddy love you, buddy. Can't wait to celebrate your birthday
in Costa Rica. What we hada birthday shout out earlier they were taking

(01:10:11):
their kid to Disneyland. Now CoastaRica parents, these days are different.
They're stepping their game up. Andshe went on to say I promised to
follow up with a big thank youand I appreciate that thank you because not
many people do. And that isfrom mom Stacy. So happy happy birthday,
Cooper. That's funny. Costa Ricais the fucking point, honest.

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fed's be probin that's what they do. They're trying to figure out who

(01:10:56):
supplied Matthew Perry with ketamines. Asyou know, I have tober. Matthew
Perry was found undersponsive in his hottub. He was leading everyone to believe
that he was living a sober lifestyle, but he was found with kenemine in
his system, different from the ketemineinfusion therapy that he was undergoing for mental
health issues like the you know,the timeline just wasn't adding ups. We

(01:11:17):
know it wasn't from those treatments becauseit had been a few weeks I think
since his last one. So theDEA is on the case trying to find
out where this kedemine came from,even getting help from the US Postal Inspection
Service. They're looking into whether hegot any drugs through the mail, using
their ability to check packages and othermale related investigation tools. How do you

(01:11:39):
guys feel about this? Like?Do you I mean, because part of
me says, Matthew Perry's an adult. He made he made his own decision.
I understand if you're selling illegal drugs, sin's against the law. You
know, you should be punished forthat if you're caught for that. But
do you think that's I don't know, do you understand what I'm asking?
Like? Sometimes sometimes I wonder thatyou know, when, for exat it,

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sometimes bars are held liable when somebodyleaves there and gets in a dui
accident and they and they will tryto hold sue and hold the bar liable
for that person's actions. And sometimesI go, huh, yeah, that
doesn't really make sense. But Idon't know. For some reason, it
just seems you're supplying a drug thatsomebody, you know, it took somebody's
life. I do kind of feellike you're in a way responsible. I

(01:12:23):
don't know what. I don't knowwhat that means exactly. Yeah, but
I felt the same way when itwas like mac Miller Demi Levado's overdose.
I kind of feel like those peopleneed to be held responsible. Yeah,
it's those things I get. Andagain, if it's it's something that whatever
the product is, their sellings againstthe law, then yes, you should

(01:12:43):
be held accountable in that regard.But what about when that person, say
overdose is on set thing you knowwho right at the same time they made
the choice to take it, youknow, in however much as they took
that's what they did. That's notreally on the person who gave it to
them. Yeah. I always justkind of wonder about things like that.
I always wondered about that because Iwas a bartender for a long time in

(01:13:05):
the city, and I always thinkabout that. For bars, I'm always
kind of shocked like that unless thebartender was actively forcing this person to drink
and overserve them and then they wentout and got accident, and then I
go, okay, yeah, Buta lot of times, yeah, oh,
those people are making their own decisions. How's the real quick, let's
talk about Kelly Roland. What theheck was all that yelling about. I

(01:13:26):
don't know if you saw these picturesof her all up in the security guard's
face at the Cans Film Festival.Apparently there's a video too, and the
Internet has enlisted the help of lipreaders. So I guess I love these.
So I guess the security guard steppedon Kelly's dress and at first Kelly
said it's okay, but then thingsescalated very quickly. We don't know what

(01:13:47):
the security guard said, but thatcaused Kelly to put her finger in the
security guard's face and say, don'ttalk to me like that. And when
things started getting a little crazy,even another security guard a mail had in
and Kelly turns back around to herand she says, you still don't talk
to me like that. I don'tknow what she said how she talked to
her, but apparently you don't dothat. You don't talk to me Kelly

(01:14:09):
rolling like that? How dare you? According to a lip reader, We
don't know. Yeah, that's justthe legit definitively, but it might be.
I think I feel like most forsome reason, Graham, what do
you have listen to this headline?You guys, twenty San Bruno school kids
sickened from jailhouse gas release. WhatI know what you're thinking, and it's

(01:14:32):
not that. What happened was twentykids at Portola Elementary School. It's on
skyline in San Bruno. They weresickened after tear gas and pepper spray drifted
from the San Francisco Sheriff's office.Now, they were conducting some training with
those chemical agents they use pepper sprayand stuff like that, and that stuff

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got into the air when airborne driftedabout a mile in the air and then
affected all these kids that were playingoutside. Their children and teachers said their
eyes were burning, their nose andthroat was burning. The Sheriff's office says
this has never happened in the twentyyears that they've been doing this type of
training at that location, but thatthey're obviously putting that on a hold to

(01:15:15):
evaluate their protocols twenty Oh my god, it's like almost a mile away.
How does that stuff drift through theair that far and just get these kids
and not everybody that lives in anysurrounding. Maybe kids are more like sensitive
to that stuff. Yeah, Iguess they have like little sinuses and cute
little faces. I thought maybe thejailhouse gas release was yeah, hoping it
was a sewer line break or something. No. I thought maybe it was

(01:15:39):
it was being night there. Youknow that jailhouse food can sketchy sometimes lot
of beans. Thank you, Graham, The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,