The Chug Wheel Gets Spun

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The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. Happy Friday. All right,
first talk back. Here we go, Hey DV show. This is an
Audiblelnut Creek And I'm just catching upon the podcast and I have to clarify
something because I feel like I'm goingcrazy. We keep saying that a pregnancy
is forty weeks and therefore ten months, but a month is four and a

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half weeks. So isn't that actuallycome out to nine months? Somebody please
confirm that's a good question. Hey, hold on, hold on, no,
go ahead, keep coming, Okay, So why what comes up is
a lot of days. We havea lot of birthday shoutouts, and we
say what happened nine months ago?Like what's the reason for all this birthday
shoutouts? And usually it tracks backto something Fourth of July or Father's Day

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or yeah, really people, thoseholidays really influence when you get busy,
and so we always say what happenednine months ago? And that's letting you
go, it's ten months, gowhat happened ten months ago? Because the
pregnancy is ten months, and youknow, all our lives we've been told
nine months. And so I thinkyou're rocking people's world with this ten month.
But can we do the math onthis? Because I'm with kat Oh

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there, I'm confused. It isconfusing. I always go, well,
I always say ten months, butthen if I'm like counting it, it
is forty weeks. It's consider oldterm. People don't always carry to forty
weeks. It could be anywhere fromthirty seven to forty. It is forty
week because you know if week sevendays, that'd be twenty eight days in

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a month. Right, there's onlyone of those months that's twenty eight days.
Very show how many months? Isforty weeks? Nine point two months?
So I'm going back to nine.Interesting? Interesting, So it's like
it's a little over nine months.Okay, So but this ten month garbage
you're throwing out there, it's notbacktracking. It hasn't been it hasn't been
accurate. Then I do apologize,So we should go back more to the

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nine. It's been like somewhere inthe middle, like nine and a half,
you know, if you want toget specifically, Yeah, because there's
different days, different number of daysin each month. Well, you know,
I'm not always right, and Ican acknowledge when i'm wrong, Okay,
I don't think I'm one hundred percentwrong, But no, man,
we're in that. Look, it'snot nine months, it's not somewhere in
between. We can agree on that. Terms are all different and different.

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You know, don't tell me whenyou know I'm gonna have my baby and
when I'm not, don't tell mewhat is this baby will decide on when
he's ready to get out of therebefore we get the Cheetes tweets. I
was out late last night hitting thebars. No at my daughter's school play.
Oh you guys, this thing wasa disaster. Oh whow you know?
You go when there? You justwant to see the kids. And

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they did a really good job.They worked really really hard and we were
you know, it was really funto see them do that. But these
are these are school aged kids,so it was really funny and it was
really cute to like, you know, they didn't understand the concept of having
a hot mic and so like they'recoughing backstage and meet here on the speakers,
like you can't the sound guy turnthe mic off? I thought they
would have, but I don't know, I don't know. It's not a

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high production level, no, notat all, Like one of the scenes,
like the little girl who's playing amom told her like her daughter,
like, go grab the potatoes,and she runs off stage and she's like,
where's the potato? I have togo on, Are you give me
the potatoes? Where are they?We hear this whole vackstage conversation. It
was so funny. And then andthen uh, oh my god. And

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then they were doing a dance andthese kids they had on hats as part
of the costume. Tell me whylights start going off? Not part of
the show, by the way,It was the fire alarm. And then
it's like a fire has been reportedin the building. All the kids they
threw off their hats and they startfreaking out and they're running around. We
had to be evacuated. Wait,don't tell me. They came. You

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walk outside, and then did youhave to go back in and finish them?
Yeah? Oh, I'm not likewhat we're going back home. No,
we had to be evacuated because somebodywas smoking in the bathroom. And
so I'm like, oh, Vi'llblame them. It wasn't an adult because
you would just go outside. Sowhat child in the bathroom smoking? They're
like, if we have to watchthis we're getting high. So everyone just

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got back into their place and startedthe playback and they put their Yeah,
wait like twenty minutes because it waslike a new a new like theater that
couldn't figure out how to turn thelights back off once the alarm had set
them on. So we're like sittingthere forever started that scene entirely over.
I gotta get out your dance wherethe potatoes? I can't find my hat.

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That's hilarious. The potatoes down yourhat probably so entertaining. It reminded
me of when you would talk aboutfor it's baseball games and the kids don't
know what the heck they're doing overit's a little frustrating. What did your
daughter do? Oh, that's anotherthing I don't know, Like her big
dance number didn't even happen because well, prior to the show starting, like

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the director comes out, she's like, we need everyone to turn off their
cell phones. If not, thefrequency is gonna mess with like the transmitters
and the music and the mics andall that. And of course that's what
she said, and of course nobodylistened. And my daughter said, that's
why the music was like skipping andlike skipped over her entire part, so
the whole soundtrack skipped ahead because somebodywas in the bathroom texting and getting high.

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Yes, and the fire alarm wentoff and wow, I don't know.
It was weird. Rough, itwas weird. Let's go and and
the best part is I get togo again tonight to watch it all over.
Maybe they'll have worked some of thekids out smoke in the bathroom to
get through it. Yeah, No, it was fine. Cheety you tweet

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a lot no offense. Friday Mornings, Graham does a dramatic reading let's get
to Cheaty's tweet. No one talkedto me today binge watching Bridgerton. She
is the only one, Yeah saidlove did did Richard tin? I feel

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like I saw some buzz yesterday?Did the new season drop or something they
did dropped yesterday at like twelve am? So I went home binge to watched
it. It was only four episodes, so it was pretty fast. Is
that just the first part? Isthat the entire sea first part? I
should have waited for the second part. But was it everything you hoped for?
No? I feel like they couldhave it wasn't that suspenseful to have

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a second part like it's should havegiven up after the first season, right,
No, no, no, no, no, it's just so good.
Wait is there sot like a lotof naked people? Yeah, steamy
scene at the very end. Ohmy gosh, but I feel like there's
good. No, there's actually twosteamy scenes. So and did it set
to your lowings a blaze? Sey? Are we talking every every when Bridging

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didn't first came out, everyone wouldtalk about these scenes. I never watched
it, so I honestly don't knowhow you see a lot you see a
lot on the women. I reallydidn't. I really didn't think you did.
I mean, I've watched a bunchof My wife made me watch a
bunch of the first season, andI was kind of like, I've seen
way more on the internet, likeway more, you guys. You should

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see what's on the internet these days. You see a lot of like the
guy backside the butt is pretty naked, and then the women's you see like
their top half pretty naked too,my gosh. Yeah, but nothing that
sent me running for announcers days people, No, not for me, Okay,
just checking. I think my otherwisdom teeth is coming in. Where's

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that funny just the just the grammaron that. I think it would be.
I think my other wisdom tooth iscoming in, but I think my
other wisdom teeth is coming in well, which would be I think my other

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wisdom teeth are coming in? Justone, Yeah, I have one that
already like sprouted, and then there'sanother one that you're just now getting.
Yeah. I got mine taking outin high school. You do. Oh,
I don't know. I know peopleare gonna take it out before it
comes out, but mine is comingout just now. Your wisdom teeth are

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just now coming in? Yeah?Or you mean it's like now breaking like
the breaking the gum. So they'vebeen there. You probably could have got
them removed, but yeah, nowthey got it. So what now?
I don't know. I think soI thought, are you supposed to get
them removed otherwise unless there's not enoughroom and all your teeth are going to

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get crushed and fall out. Somepeople open that mouth. Let me see,
yeah, let me see it there? See it? Yeah, it's
like it's like way way in theback and it's kind of swollen. Can
you feel it with your tongue?No, I don't think my tongue can
reach back there. That's what thatmouth don't do. Sorry, I'm sorry

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to disappoint you. The JV Showon Wild ninety four nine two of the
talkbacks. Hey JV family, thisis Louise from Houston. Me and my
sister get a crack out of Graham'sbreaking news alert just out of curiosity,
just wondering where was that from.It's hilarious that we left every time we

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hear it. Have a good one. F wow. Thank you from Houston.
Yeah, so here is the breakingnews alert and where that came from
was a talkback actually, So ifyou ever want to engage with the show
and talk to us and leave usa message or comment on something or disagree
with us, you use the talkbackmic on the iHeartRadio app. And our
buddy Ricky used to leave us talkbacksall the time. Can someone find Ricky?

(09:41):
I loved his talkbacks. They werethe best. At one time he
said this in a talkback nostalgia alert. So anytime there's something nostalgic, I
was like, I gotta save that, and then I just shortened it too.
Any kind of anytime there's breaking news, and I actually have some exciting
breaking news right now, I guessa couple of new drinks for this summer.

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Disneyland's got one of them and McDonald'shas the other. Which one do
you want to hear about? First? Sparkling Pickle Lemonade has launched at the
mouth right now. They say theyare basically just piggybacking on the viral TikTok
trawback of yeah, picklebacking. Everybody'sputting pickles and all sorts of drinks,

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namely the Doctor Pepper with pickles init. We on the JV Show tried
that last week. It was justkind of a yeah, can we talk
about that for a second. Nota huge fan, not because it was
gross. It just didn't do anything, and it took the flavor away from
the Doctor Pepper, and I honestlydid it made it flat. It took
the fizz out of it, andDoctor Pepper needs its fizz. A flat

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Doctor Pepper very underwhelming, if I'mbeing honest. Yeah, It's like it
was two things I like, theydidn't need to be combined. You know.
It was like I like pickles,I like Doctor Pepper independently. But
you know, Disneyland wants to getdown the action, so they've got minute
made zero sugar, lemonade, sprite, and pickle juice and they garnish it
with a pickle spear. The personthat I saw that tried this said it

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was good, salty and sweet,tasted kind of like an electro light drink,
you know, something, felt likeyou were rehydrating with it with pickle
juice. And I feel like ifanyone's gonna make it good, it's gonna
be Disneyland, because I have triedtheir pickle Oh my god, every drink
is like forty Bucks. I didn'trealize Disneyland had so many pickle centric things

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going on because I guess we talkedabout it before. They had like the
pickle stuffed corn dog that was servedat the side of peanut Butter. Remember
when they launched that. That waskind of a head scratcher. But that's
like a meal that you can getin there. They have a pickle milkshake
already. Oh my god, Idon't know about that, Like that doesn't
I would like to somebody see somebodyfrom worth there milk And this article it

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also said at Disneyland, there's anaward if you buy the first pickle of
the day at the park. Haveyou heard of that. No, no,
And how do they determine that?Are there? Is there a tracking
device on every pickle sold? Like, yeah, this is the first one
sold. And what do you get? What's the pickle prize? And just
a pickle or like any one ofthese pickle variations. I think it's a

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pickle. Just I don't know ifyou know the answer to that. Leave
us a talk about I want toknow what you get for buying the first
pickle in the park? All right? Other new drink alert, McDonald's dropping
the Grandma mcflurry. What the heckis that? They said it tastes like,
well here I should use the fullalert. They said it tastes like

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nostalgia alert. Let's say exactly whatthey're going for there, A scoop of
nostalgia. They say it's sweet,just like Grandma features a syrup crunching candy
pieces and vanilla soft served ice creamin it. The Grandma MCFLURYA are you
guys here for thisctually called that?Yes, says the Grandma mcflurry takes a
trip down memory lane, and we'reexcited to give our fans that experience while

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honoring the Grandma figure in all ourlives. No, I don't know my
grandma. I know. Yeah,I would need like coffee and cigarette smell
to get the full that's gonna beavailable for limited time starting May twenty.
First, we're just a few daysaway from the Grandma mcflurry. Would her
ice cream machine be broken? Ifeel like yes, definitely. So if

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you can even get a mcflurry,I bet it's delicious, But I feel
like you ever had a bad mcflurry? No, I'm not exactly. I
think it's gonna be delicious, butI don't think it's gonna give me grandma
vibes. Okay, yeah, yes, ice cream with candy and nuts.
Is you need one that you knowtastes like a Bingo parlor Coppa Marlboro Red?
Yeah, take that real granny smellmine. I would need like a

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mothball type set, like an oldsweater smell, cedar, lion closet sweater
smell, something like that. Yeah. Maybe if it came with a cute
little sweater on, like the Midflorrycup or something like that, that would
be really cute. Yeah, littlegranny sweater, Yeah, a little scar
The JV Show on Wild ninety fournine, we are the JV Show thanks

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for hanging out with us. We'rejust talking about all the picky goodness at
Disneyland, Good Morning JV show.Just to get back to the pickle items
at Disneyland, whilst time I wasthere in December, I ended up getting
the corn dog with the pickle onthe peanut butter, and oh my gosh,
it was ridiculously good. I wasa little hesitant, but it was

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one hundred percent worth it. Thankyou. That doesn't sound that good to
me. Like I would try it, you know, just because it's picky.
Love peanut butter too, but likenow, like I would not want
that the pickle, the corn dogyou had me there, dip it in
a spicy mustard Boom, we gotsomething dip it in peanut butter. Yeah.
See I don't I don't know aboutthat. Yeah, but I trust
the talk back, so I'm gonnatry, all right. So a story

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recently featured on Inside Edition. Theaverage person yawns about twenty times a day.
This lady yawned and her jaw gotstuck wide open. You guys,
her mouth she was stuck open.She could not close her mouth. There's
footage of her going to get medicalattention. She's loft jaw. It's difficult
to understand what she's saying. Whatdid she say? Why would make her

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It's difficult to understand what she's saying. She was driven to a local emergency
room in Nanahawk in New Jersey.So they gave me muscle relaxers and it
helped, I guess, like relaxmy jaw, and then four of them
shoved my jaw back together. Idid have four people from the hospital like

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close her mouth for hers. Sowhat happened was she was leaving the gym
with her brother and they get intothe car and they're driving home and she
yawned. She could not close hermouth. Afterwards, she says, her
brother thought she says that, Yeah, her brother thought that she was just
joking around, like who like whodoes that? But then when she was

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like, oh my god, likeno, this is serious, they went
to the hospital. Yeah, soshe was fed like mus muscle relaxer.
That was part of like what theoit was acting muscolaxing. It's difficult to
understand what she's saying because she saidshe tried to like massage and do all
this stuff and nothing was working.So four people had to close her jaw
for her and then they like theylike put this like wrap around her in

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high entire head to keep her mouthshut so it would stay. Can I
ask a question, Yeah, isthe working out with brother at the gym?
And I yawned after a believable story. Where did this happen? Is
this like Missouri or something New Jersey? Okay? I did wonder that,
but always wonder because doctors never getthe truth ever about the story that.

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The guy's always like, well,you know, I just went bowling with
my family and then you know,it hit the pin so hard one of
them rolled down the lane and Iwent to pick it up and I slipped
and I fell, and that's howit ended up in there. And the
doctor's always like, sure, sure, that's how the bowling pin got stuck
in there. We know something differenthappened, you know. I just we're
never getting the full story. SoI do believe that this was from a

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yawn because she was in jim clothesand like all like the footage at the
hospital and stuff like that. ButI do think that it was you know,
she's maybe been doing something else withher with her free time, hopefully
not with her brother. Yeah,it was like maybe there was like the
beginning of the lockjaw happening, andthen a yawn just like solidified it.
It's just oused and then a yawn. Understand what she's saying. I love

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the guy that to narrate narration onthat. He just gets the script.
He's like, Okay, whatever,I'll just say this. So let's make
the most obvious statement, the mostdramatic thing of all time hilarious. All
right, so we all know aboutKanye west new business venture, the adult

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freaking out. We all know Kanyeis currently working on his adult entertainment division
over at Easy and on top ofBanca being seriously ticked off that he's even
doing this, her biggest fear isthat he wouldn't make her star in one
of these movies. So there's beennothing indicating that that would actually happen.

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But it's a thought that she's beenhaving. He's already you know, had
her parading around nearly naked as ifshe were a mattress actress. So what
if what? Other sources say thatthis has been a serious source of tension
in their relationship, like him justdiving right into this whole other industry.

(20:52):
It doesn't seem like it's that Farveley, I know, I know the source
does say that. You know,if it came to that, she's ready
to walk. She already got notorietyoff of him, she already got you
know, the fame. Yeah,yes, she's known, you know,
which was I guess what she wants. Yeah, look out it worked out
for Julia Fox John John j allright, more Harrison Butker petitions. So

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this is the guy, as youknow, Chiefs Kicker, who was at
some college commencement ceremony and said womenare supposed to be homemakers, wives,
mothers, and that's it. Nothingelse the blash. Yeah, well,
yesterday I told you about this petitionon change dot org to have the Chiefs
remove him from their team. Yeah, like you said, Garre, I'm
probably not gonna happen. As ofright now, that petition is over one

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hundred and seventy thousand signatures. Butother petitions have been popping up, these
ones on Harrison's side. There's onesthat are titled Harrison Butker for Chiefs Team
Captain, Give Harrison a raise,support Harrison Butker for standing up for traditional
family values and role. These thesepetitions only have a few thousand signatures,

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if any, some not even onehundred. Yeah, so it's a very
very small percentage of people. Butthey're arguing, well, this is his
opinion. He's entitled to have anopinion. Right. There was a time
when almost universally, you could condemnsomething somebody's saying something awful or you know,
or racist or whatever, and nowis not that time. There's going

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to be half the people are gonnabe like, you agree with that guy.
Yeah, it's a weird time.I think everyone can have an opinion,
but I mean when it's harmful toa certain group of people, it
doesn't make it right. Yeah.And the crazy part about this is,
I don't know if you guys haveseen that. Apparently this isn't the first
time that he goes to a graduationand gives a speech of this sort,

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because last year he also did thesame thing. Yeah, it's just that
now it like went public, andI don't know, he probably thought it
was going to be just fine becausehe didn't get this backlash last year.
Are kickers commencement speakers? Is BillCosby not available? Wait? No,
no, I do him. No, we don't want him. Who's a

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David Copperfield. David Copperfield, I'msure he still love Wait is that what
I'm thinking of? He's a magician. Yeah, no, he has a
new accusations of the Bill Cosby sortreally coming out. Yeah, that doesn't
he always got a creepy vibe fromhim. Yeah, sixteen women, so
Jeezy's not gonna be able to makethose disappear. No, see what I

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did that a little? All right, Graham, what do you happen inside
Today's That is trending? Al right, you guys, this is the stuff
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owned resort and casino, and hesays he was absolutely shocked, like this
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Ultimately he said he was going touse the winnings to help him buy a
house. But on your twenty firstbirthday, the first time you sit down
at the table, you want threehundred and sixty two thousand. You know,

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he went straight to the strip clubsafter that. Yeah, he has
no more money left. His housebudget is down to fifteen thousand. Dang
it. It's good thing he livesin Ohio. Still a champ the JV
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I talk about Gypsy Rose really quick? The lot? The last time I
swear true? So you know,she just got this nose job right,

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and she post did a video overthe weekend and she was like showing it
off and talking about how it's stillhealing and whatsoever. It does take a
long time, for yeah, abouta year, just for all the swelling
to really go down, for everythingto kind of settle into place. And
she got to talking about how theboogers afterwards are like so much and so
big. Do you remember when Igot my nose done and the same thing

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happened to me Graham and I wastalking about this abundance of boogers and I
brought it up to my doctor andhe made me feel like it wasn't normal,
and I was like, oh,well, something's just wrong with me.
No, Kate's closed because Gypsy rowssame thing happening to her. The
abundance of the boogies is back.So what do you do? You just
have to like scoop scoop it out, digging finally put those well, no,

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not my nails. I read thatGypsy's been used as like a cue
tip to go in there, andI kept ashing her late. I've had
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judge Selena Gomez for dating Benny Blanco, but I heard she really likes his

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big facts, you know, Iheard. I didn't know we have so
apparently it's interesting not personally, andremember this is a family show. Okay,
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your guesses. From Shadan, What'sup Show? My guess is hard big
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for the word today is nose.That's maybe that is no, but that
could be your thing, so tolike big noses? Yeah, absolutely right.
Also that's subjective. Maybe Selena doesn'tsee size or anything. I don't
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This is a record from Conquered HappyFriday. I guess for the bleeped
out word is personality. Have agreat days for both of them, That's
what I mean. You know,how like people you need sometimes to be
dating someone that's opposite of you.Yeah, because you complete each other.
Yes, you know we're ones lackingthe other one's package. Wow, I

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just bring that up. That wasgood. Yeahs all right, so no
one's gotten it. Yeah, continueto leave your guess. Is on the
talkback Mike. We'll play more thannext here on the JV Show, The
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Thank you for having us on Happy
Friday. So we're playing our whatthe bleep game where you can win the
JV Show Chug Mug just gonna bethe first person a guest. Today's bleeped

(29:23):
out word correctly as I always leaveyour guests. Is on the talkback Mike
on the iHeart App. You reallywant to be here like seven o five
ish, that's when the game starts. You want to get that early start
in a game like this. Butin case you are just tuning in,
you want to play along. Here'stoday's clip. I know we all judge
Selena Gomez for dating Benny Blanco,but I heard she really likes his big
whoa do people would? This isa family show. This, you know,

(29:48):
it's always a clean game here,family friendly. What's up? JV
Show it's Vince and Olivia from Dublin. We think the bleeped out word is
following his big following, have agreat day. I think her follow someone
look into that. Well, herswas mad on Instagram. She's got a
big one. I guess like sixmil. He has six million following one

(30:11):
point that's it. Yeah, yeah, I think that that's kind of a
dinky one. Hey, this boysfrom Stockton. It's a smile, a
big smile, big smile. That'sa good guy. Just have a big
smile, right, yes, yeah, yeah, because he's always high true,
is that true? Yes? Goodmorning. My name is Gigi from

(30:32):
Conquer and it's the bleu word hair. She loves his big hair. Thank
you upstairs of the downstairs both.I think you have to love big hair
for you didn't him right? Yeah? Everywhere, either dating him or the
Geico cave Man, one of those. One of the two Good Morning is
Tiffany from Santase. My guests areeyes eyes all right, live unbelieve.

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I know we all judge Selena Gomezfor dating Benny Blanco, but I heard
she really likes his big eyes.Does he have big eyes? I think
they can get squinty because he's alwayshigh as we have, but he's not
squint. He has bigger eyes andnever Okay, by the way, we're

(31:22):
we're all joking here. You know, we're happy that Selena Gomez is happy.
Just we're just having some fun.But you should never judge anybody in
their physical characteristic. Come on,yeah, shame on you guys on your
right. Let's give some shoutouts.Let's give some shoutouts. First, Big
Giant, Happy Friday. Congrats Tiffanyout of Santose, she won that JV

(31:44):
show. Chuck Munk, I thinkthis might be your second Chuck Mug,
I think something she's stacking up.Chuck Munds at that collective like awards.
I love it. And then afterthat, you guys, Gracie out of
Santose gets a shout out. JustCracy, what's up. Lots and lots
of people playing this morning, Thankyou everyone for playing. Yes, so

(32:06):
many people on big Heart, bigsmile, big personality, big hair,
you know, great guesses. Acouple other noteworthy guesses that we'll just shout
those out because not too many peopleshout out this morning. Big wallet was
a popular guest. I like thatone. Hey, big family, don't
know, but maybe he does bighugs that he gives. Maybe he likes

(32:27):
big hugs. And there was somebodythat guest pickle. I don't know what
that means, but that was anotherguest that came in. So anyways,
got it. Normally I tell everyonethat got the correct answer, just not
fast enough. Try again. Youknow, we'll do it again Monday morning,
seven to five. But in thiscase it was just Gracey. Yeah,
everyone just try again. Then,yes, we'll try again collectively.
And by the way, we're gonnahave another opportunity for you to win a

(32:47):
chug Mug at eight twenty this morning. We have a new game where you
know, you just answer some questionsand it's really easy to play and basically
if a chug win, if youwin, you get a chug Mug.
And one of us here on theJV show had the chest nasty. So
that's eight twenty waiting up this morning. Grand What else do you have here?
All right? Summer slap alert youguys. The Slap of the Summer

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has officially arrived. Okay, now, Selene, I'm gonna need you to
play some audio of this because thisis in fact the Slap of the Summer
This thing has been going viral,I guess on TikTok for a little while,
but it's really exploding right now.It's a German song about Barbara's rubb
rubb bar bar apparently there. Yeah, it's a it's a German tongue twister

(33:35):
that these guys have turned into arap song. But it's about a woman
named Barbara who opens a rubar bar. It's hard to even say, but
just listen to this clip. Canyou guys tell me this is off the
slap of the summer? All right, you didn't talk, I would listen

(34:10):
to that. I don't if Imean, does someone want to take a
stab at memorizing that verse and andI'm performing it here? I mean I
could try it. Normally I goSpanish, but I'm not opposed to going
trying some German. This would bea first for me. I you know,
I'm I'm almost fluent in Spanish,so when I get a Spanish song,

(34:30):
no brainer. But maybe I tried. Maybe I tried the German time
already got one. Now my problemthe problem is I I have the look,
I got the lyric sheet right herein front of me. I just
don't know German pronunciation, So I'mreally gonna have to listen to that.

(34:50):
Okay, do you want me toplay this again? And maybe you kind
of try it along with the songin the background. I can't I mean,
I can't even tell what verse theyare right here. Reading German is
like like reading German to me.It's very foreign. I don't get it.
We're just gonna try it. Howdoes that sound? Okay? Won't

(35:10):
comments? I doo Zoos Donz Rappwon Rob Rob for a first try.
Yeah, I just nailed it onpoint. I know, thank you.

(35:36):
I can't read. I mean,this is a tongue twister beyond tongue twist.
So this is viral on TikTok orpeople making videos to it or are
making dance videos to it. That'shilarious. What else do you do on
TikTok? Do you make a dancevideo? Make up tutorial story, mostly
dancing? I'll see dance videos ofcourse. The JV Show on Wild ninety

(35:58):
four nine. Before we get tothe JV showy Nope game pick talkback that
just came through Good Morning JB's show. Long time listener, and I want
to comment on the Gypsy Rose bookersSelina next time, can we get a
warning sign. I'm sitting here eatingmy leftover Chipotle burrito about to take a
bite, and I'd put quawk onit, and I look at it,

(36:21):
and all I hear is boogers.And that's all I see all over my
burrito. Yeah, I lost myappetite. Happy Friday, you guys,
love you guys, got a greatday. I'm so sorry. I apologize.
I was talking about Gypsy, sayingthat she has really big ones.
Now she got her nose done.I was like, oh my god,
same thing happened to me, andnobody believed me. That's all I was

(36:42):
saying. Who eats a leftover Chipotleburrito at in the morning? Is that
seem weird to anyone? I meanI would do it right now, but
I don't see that being the normalperson. Morning radio people will eat anything.
Yeah, we got ups Street,but your average person eating leftover chiputlet
brito for breakfast. Hey, they'rejust like us, I guess. I

(37:02):
mean, go ahead, Graham,what's the rule on the leftover? Gualk
too? Because walk doesn't save verywell. No, I mean, if
that doesn't look like boogers, Idon't. I mean it does tint of
brown. I'm out, it's gettingthrown in the trash. I'm sorry.
Let's go to the phone. Hi, who's this? Hey? This is
Wes. Hey, Wes and Santase. How you doing. I'm good Friday.

(37:28):
Do you have any fun plans forthe weekend. I'm gonna hit the
movies, just take the kids out. Oh that's very very nice. Well,
we hope you have an amazing weekendright now, though, we hope
you win some tickets to check outBig three half court basketball. I'm sure
you know how this works for anyonenew to the JV Show. This is
our trivia game. We're gonna askWes four trivia questions. Just get three
correct and you went sound good?Sounds good? Thank you? All right?

(37:52):
Here's question number one in Disney's Cinderella. How many evil stepsisters does Cinderella
have? Yes? Yeah, Iwas thought there were three. I would
have gotten that one wrong, allright. Question number two of Manhattan is
a cocktail that's traditionally made with whattype of heart alcohol? Oh? I

(38:14):
don't really know. I'm gonna sayjem man is made with whiskey. I
will be making one today precisely atfive o'clock. Yeah, but I don't.
I work on the house that I'mbuilding to about five or six every
single day, and then after thatbecause it's Friday. Make myself a Manhattan

(38:37):
got it? All right? Whatsounds like I'm an old guy, like
three year old dude? Man,they're good though, they're legit, very
strong. Question number three. Jinglebells was not originally a Christmas song?
Instead, it was actually written sorry, instead it was actually written for what
holiday? That's a good question.Let me think, uh close to Chris?

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Are you googling this? No?Less to say Thanksgiving? Yeah?
Nicely done, nicely done. Howexplain to me how that's a Thanksgiving song?
Jingle bells dashing through the snow ona one horse open slang for the
fields were go laughing all the way. Switched up the lyrics to make it

(39:23):
fits Christmas. But originally it wasabout uh, turkeys. What about the
bells on bob Tills ring making spiritspry? That's a Thanksgiving song? Well
you can still do that on Thanksgiving? Oh what fun it is to you?
Okay, I don't remember the rest, all right? Question number four,
You need this one to win thegame. There are four US states
that end in the letter. Oh, give me two of them, Ohio,

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Colorado. Yeah, nicely done.Good job. Do you need to
talk about Yeah, well tell himwhat he's won. Then I want to
talk about that last question. Youjust two tickets to check out the Big
Three half court Basketball. This iscoming to Oakland Arena on June fifteenth.
So come guys. Congratulations, lestwe hope you have an amazing weekend.
What movie are you gonna check outthis weekend? By the way, there's

(40:10):
a lot of good movies out rightnow. I'm gonna go for the Ryan
Reynolds Imaginary Friend movie if Yeah,he's in a lot of stuff right now.
I got look confused. The reviewsof that one didn't look strong.
But I don't know. I don'twant to ruin this weekend. I don't
know. That's just one one headliner. What do the critics know? They're
always wrong anyways, Wes, Well, we hope you have an amazing time.

(40:32):
Hang on there for your Big Threetickets. Okay, all right,
thanks Lena. Thanks, you'll havea good weekend. Yeah, I have
a great weekend. Thanks for playing. All right. For that last question,
there are four US states that endin the letter Oh. When I
was making that question yesterday, Iwas like, I was sitting there trying
to think I could only come upwith three, and I was like,
there is not a fourth. Thereis not. I got out the map
and studied it. I still couldn'tfigure out what the fourth was. It

(40:55):
was New Mexico. Just I breezedright past that one. For some reason,
I came into this yesterday. Iasked the ladies after the show,
give me the four states to endin the letter oh. And it did
not go well, not figure itout, did not. But then we
forgot about Idaho. Nobody could comeup with your yeah and cheat and poor
Cheety, I mean, she struggledto come up with one. And that's

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our most recent college grad right there. The future of America is bright.
Well, the future of America isbright. Graat. We have some shout
out. We do lots of shoutouts, lots of moms and my DM's
first one mom wanted us to wishher nephew, Alberto happy graduation from Sonoma
State. He's a first generation collegegrad so they are super super duper proud

(41:38):
of him. Way to go,Beto, they say, let me get
my you know, who the fart? Who gets a fart about that?
Actually, that's a great achievement,so congrats on the higher education. She's
also says, Sunday's my oldest son, Matteo's birthday. He's turning seventeen,
So happy birthday. That's from MomAmber. Another mom my DM says my
kids and I love listening to youguys every morning on the way to school.

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My daughter Michaela. It's her ninthbirthday. Could you wish her a
happy birthday and hope she has anawesome time during her first sleepover birthday party
with her besties this weekend. Lovemom, Dad Austin, Cameron and Chlothing.
That's from Mom Sarah far Happy birthday, Mikaela. Another mom mom more
Oh no, dad, my DM. Sorry. This is Dad Asif and

(42:20):
Mom Sumi. They're both in theresliding in. They want to request a
shout out to their daughter Sofa forher ninth birthday. So happy birthday,
all right. And then one veryvery final important show. This is an
important one, you guys. Igot a mom on my DM. She
said, my son is turning seven. His name is Kay and she was
wonderful. We give him a veryspecial shout out. She said they podcast

(42:44):
the show together every day. Theylove listening to the show. She said
he was recently in the pediatric ICEUon a ventilator. I got more into
the story. She said, youhave to be airlifted to the hospital.
Monster. He's out now. He'sdoing okay. But this was his one
birthday request. So if you guyscould really pump it up for k on
his seventh birthday today. He's beenthrough some stuff, but he's a fighter.

(43:06):
He's not getting up. Happy Birthday. I hope you have the very
best day ever. Mom loves youto the moon back. That's from Mom
Amy and the rest of her family. We hope Kay, that you have
the best weekend average. Look atyou, it's arriving. Happy Birthday,
The Big Seven The JV Show onWild ninety four nine. Hey guys,
I just want to say, leaveCheaty alone. Anything that you guys have

(43:31):
negative to states to Cheaty, youcome talk to me first. All right,
It's not her fault. She likesto play DJ. It's not her
fault. She doesn't know the statesof you know, the United States of
the States. But still leave Cheatyalone. Have a good Friday, State
state. We were talking about.One of the questions in the JV show

(43:53):
Yep, Nope, game was thereare for US states that end in the
letter oh and cheaty. The wheelswere training yesterday when I asked her to
even just name two of them.Half hour later, I think she finally
got the second one. We didn't. We forgot to mention when we talked
about this earlier, the four USstates. If you're sitting in your car
like trying to think of them,I'm gonna give you a hint. Colorado,

(44:14):
Ohio, Idaho, New Mexico arethe four Daho. I think it's
very sweet that you have, youknow, people that are so protective of
you and your downstairs j Honest,it's all the stuff you need to know.
What's hot in music, movies,shows, and the most talked about

(44:37):
stories happening today in the Bay theBenefit breakup. I cannot believe we are
talking about j Lo and Ben Affleckpossibly headed for divorce, Coco poet,
and it's not because of his chainsmoking or his resting ben face either.
Really Yeah, So in Touch publisheda huge story this week that Jennifer Lopez

(45:00):
and Ben Affleck or on the outsbecause they're on two different pages when it
comes to their marriage, and theysay that they're basically on the road to
divorce. They're both really busy asyou know, you know, Jen's prepping
for her tour. Ben has beenfilming his new movie, The Count in
two, so supposedly that's why hedidn't attend the met gala with Jaylo.
I don't know if you guys noticed, but she was by herself. Look

(45:22):
in the video that we saw,Yeah, she was in a bad mood,
even though the day before, BenAffleck was that Tom Brady's roast.
So you weren't like off on setsomewhere shooting a movie. You were around.
Yeah. There's even reports that Ben'smoved out of their home that they
shared together as a married couple,and that he's living separately, Like he

(45:45):
has a whole other house in adifferent neighborhood where he comes and goes,
and he's been living there for atleast a week or so, possibly longer.
But this week is when people reallystarted to pay attention. And then
earlier this week Jlo was seen outhouse. Huh, and like, so
now in light of this report,now we're thinking, okay, maybe she
just wants to move out of theirmarital home too and have her, you

(46:07):
know, a place of her own. Ben does in their house that they
share, like thirty thousand square feetor something. Can't they just move to
opposite ends of it? I meanyou could go for days without seeing the
other person in a house like that, Like you get the fourth and fifth
floors, I'll stay down here onthe first and second, like you would
never see the person. So asource says that one major point of tension

(46:29):
is actually j Loo's album flop.Her like her, No, so not
like that, but like her.Okay, her career crisis is how this
report put it. And it's notso much that the album flopped. It's
how they deal. It's the biggerpicture of how they deal with things.
Jlo tends to be more optimistic andshe can see the bigger picture and she

(46:52):
can get through things a lot easierthan Ben can. Any little thing he
struggles to, like get over andhe is so negative, like he may
everything a bigger problem than it needsto be. So they're going to couple's
therapy. But like, even thealbum flopped, you just let's watch the
actual audio. Even the career flop, like it's hitting Ben harder than jay

(47:14):
Loo because he's acting like it's justthe end of the world for the that's
not somebody w no, not atall. You want your partner to be
invested in your success, right,But that doesn't only make sense. It
just seems like these are weird.But like supposedly that's why he moved out
to like blow off steam into likebe alone, and like you can't take
someone with an album that totally flopsand how awkward that it's about him.

(47:36):
Maybe he's taking it personally because itwas an album about their marriage. I
bet it's just that if these rumorsare true, I bet it's just the
external stresses of all this stuff andeverybody's upset. Life is not going good.
They're not handling it well on allwhat seemed to be already a slightly
rocky relationship, but it was toughto always judge because they both always look

(47:57):
pissed off, so it was toughto know if they hated each other or
if they're actually happy. I don'tknow, they own kind of exactly what
happened the first time marriage together,like literally yeah, and how I'm pretty
sure. In the JV Show predictionjournal, I said this ain't lasting.
And by the way, Coca propsto I think to starting this morning.
And how crazy is it that Jlois about to go on this tour about

(48:23):
the album that's about him, andif they are not going to be together,
wouldn't you just call the entire thingoff? Maybe not perform the songs?
She's buying a new house? Isme now about her being happy now
with Ben? Yeah? This isme extra grumpy now because things aren't working
out well, I would just go. I mean, the way you know

(48:44):
if you should cancel tornis you checkthe ticket sales, and because they're so
strong, you should definitely continue todo. Oh, by the way,
for what it's worth, they arestill wearing wedding rings. Okay, it's
good if that means anything. Nowbefore now, Graham, what do you
have? All right? Happy Bay? Two Breakers weekend? Everybody at Data
Breakers is this Sunday, Jess,are you going, Oh, my cat's

(49:07):
getting surgery this week? And isthat a real having surgery? And like,
uh an hour or so, she'sgetting spade, So I'm gonna take
her for all weekend. But don'tyou just leave her in a bed?
No, it's a cat. Allthey do is lay in bed, like
what are you doing? Like bringingit like magazines and candy, and to
watch change the channel to make sureher cone doesn't fall off, because then

(49:30):
she's gonna injure herself. Beta Breakersis way more fun than that anyways,
if you are if you've never beento Beta Breakers, highly recommend it.
You don't need to be a runner. You can just dress up and party
the entire time. You don't evenneed to follow the route, just meet
up with it at different points andyou'll see a spectacle unlike any other that
you've ever seen in San Francisco.Also, we'll see a lot of naked

(49:51):
dudes. Just just a warning,just a fair warning, there's a there's
a lot of that flopping around onthe on the course that's pretty rough.
But if you are planning on headingto the city on Sunday, be aware
there are a lot of road closuresthat happen all pretty much the entire day
in different parts of the city asthe as the crowd moves through there,

(50:13):
So be aware if you're trying tocome across the city, it's not easy
on Sunday morning and actually into theearly afternoon as well. The JV Show
on Wild ninety four nine. First, Bieber's hairline. All the talk lately
has obviously been about the baby Bieber, the baby Bieber that's on the way,
But for some reason people are nowweighing in even more so on Justin

(50:34):
Bieber's hairline and whether or not he'shad a hair transplant. A quick quick
Google image of search of bieber hairlinewill show you some pretty, i think,
irrefutable evidence to show that he haslikely had some sort of a hair
transplant. And this is according toa couple different doctors that have looked at
these pictures that says in the beforephotos he's displaying signs of classic male pattern

(50:57):
baldness his hairline, you know,really back on the sides. There's a
couple of pictures, yeah, onewhere he's an accepting a reward I'm not
sure what award show is, andhe has a hood on, but his
hairline is poking forward in the frontand like it goes way way back on
the sides and look not not judgingso many very high percentage of men experiences
in their in their lifetimes. Butnow you see some current pictures and his

(51:19):
hairline is more or less straight acrosson the front, and they say,
a natural hairline has a lot ofyou know, it got a lot of
move to it. There's different youknow, it's thicker here, a little
less here, and it's you know, not not a straight line like that.
Now his hairline is coming really straightacross, and that's usually the sign
of some sort of hair transplant procedure. Do you guys think he's had it
done? Person? Also, that'swhat I was gonna say. Also,

(51:45):
I think I would do this.I would do the exact same thing if
I had them that kind of money. Yeah, this is crazy. Do
you think that's why he like woreso many hats before? Yes, because
he's type in Justin Biebers like hewas like always wearing a hat. Yep,
you're in most pictures you're covering itup because you a word show when
you're talking about he's got a hoodon. These hair transplants are really good

(52:06):
now. But yeah, they gotto plant the little seed They take the
little seedlings, little hair seedlings,from the back of your neck or wherever
you got hair coming in thick,and then they implant him, you know,
in spots your hand. But ittakes a while. I think for
them to take root and start growingand then grow in and then it does
end up looking really good and reallynaturally good. Yeah, so good for
him, Yeah, buddy, Ithink because just had this done. But
I'm nervous, like, ask himabout it why it shouldn't be? Do

(52:30):
you think it shouldn't? Is thatlike rude? Yeah? But if he's
not forth right with the info,I'm not gonna be like, hey,
whoa nice hair plugs? You know, like I don't. I don't if
he brings it up to me.But he said he was thinking about it
before and he was gonna and hewas gonna fly. I've only seen him
in a hat since a lot ofhats all hats lately. I think I
don't think that's that rude, ormaybe I just don't. Are you guys

(52:52):
going to be I just don't know. Yeah, we're really good friends.
But if it's something that's yeah,but if it's something that somebody is self
conscious about, clearly, like Idon't want to. But if you're like,
oh my god, your hair looksgood, like is that natural?
But I haven't seen his hair becauseit's all god cha, and I don't
know. I want to. Iwant to know what's what's under there.
He came and stayed at our house. He went in to use the shower
wearing a hat, came out.I was like waiting in the hallway,

(53:15):
like, here's where I'll catch you. I'm just gonna come out of here
in a towel with you know,some wet hair. Nope, came out
fully clothed with a hat on.I don't know if I would want my
man going through anything like this though, really why not? Yeah? I
don't know, because I just Ilike, and he's talked about it.
He's like, should I like,should I look into it? Like maybe
it would. He's like, Imissed my hair. Have you seen him
with hair? No? And Idon't want you, like I love him

(53:36):
like the way he is, likeI can't even imagine him with hair on
his head. They say, yougo to Turkey. Turkey's the price to
get it done. I'm pretty surethat's what my buddy did, because they've
like to have all the top hairsurgeons and they've made it super super cheap
there, so you flood to Turkey. The whole thing's a couple grand and
you get a trip out of itbecause you get to go see another country
and you get the thing done.And they said on the flights to and

(53:58):
from there, it's just a bunchof dew. It's wearing hats like bandages,
you know whatever they I don't knowwhat they put on it afterwards,
but they say the planes are justfull of people done up like that because
even try to get it done hereit's super expensive. Yes, well,
I'm glad we're getting to a placewhere men feel comfortable like I mean,
we're not. We're not fully thereyet because even you were afraid to ask
your friend. It's not like JustinBieber is coming out saying I got a
hair transplant. But the fact thatmen are like, Okay, this is

(54:21):
something I want to do. I'mgonna go do it makes me happy.
I'm here for it if you can, if you do it, go for
it, because I think it likeends up looking really good. Look at
Bieber's hairline now looks great? CanI get that up on the jbshow dot
com. By the way, beforeand after Justin Bieber gets hair transplants,
Drake gets bbls. You know,Hey, whatever you want to get,
you do. I love that foryou. You do, you have you

(54:43):
guys heard about the Cone People.What Graham, you used to live in
the city. I'm not really familiarwith the Excelsior District. Okay, yeah,
mission really there's a thing called theCone People. It is so jam
packed in this neighborhood and it's oneof like the few areas that isn't there's
no like permit parking, I guessis the easiest way to say it.

(55:06):
So I'm getting like I'm tripping overmy words here. But for that reason,
people from like everywhere they'll like parkhere, and it's really pissing off
like the people that live in thisneighborhood because they get home and there's absolutely
no parking, and so they're havingto walk blocks and blocks and blocks just
to get home because they're parking likeup to seven eight blocks away from their

(55:27):
house. So whatever the neighborhood haspermit specific parking for that neighborhood. You
used to have to have this stickerand it was only good in your neighborhood.
Otherwise you got to move your carevery two hours. Yeah, and
this neighbor doesn't. Neighborhood doesn't.They don't have that, so you can
just park your car. So whata lot of the residents are now doing
is they're putting cones out to likereserve their parking spot, and now it's
cousin. It's huge debate, like, ah, this is a residential street.

(55:49):
Anyone can park here. You don'tget to just put a cone out?
What do you guys think? Butit's in front of their house,
such, you don't know own thestreet. I'm sorry. If I lived
there, I would want to dothe exact same thing. But you don't
own the street. Picking up thatcone and I'm kicking it down the sidewalk
and I'm parking there. Wow,Yeah, I'm sorry. I've never understood
that when even in regular neighborhoods thatare outside the city throughout the barrier,

(56:10):
people get territorial about the parking spotsanother seat in front of their house,
Like, sorry, you don't ownthe street. What about my old my
old eight neighborhood. One of ourneighbors came knocking on our door screaming at
us because we parked across the streetfrom our house in front of her house.
Doesn't work. Yeah, sorry,lad, We're like, I thought
we can park anywhere. She's like, you're new to this. Neighborhood.

(56:31):
Do you want to start trouble?Oh yes, Karen, But we didn't
want no problems. We're like fine, fine. The worst line, the
worst I've seen is in Saliness.I saw someone walk out of their house
with a chair, put it downand just sit in the chair. Wait,
Like, are you serious? Iguess to do that? Like,

(56:54):
who does that? Now? Comingfrom somebody who's lived in San Francisco.
You will drive around for a halfhour, forty five minutes or more sometimes
looking for a place to park.All you want to do is get home.
All you want to do is behome. And so I understand that
frustration, Like you people are cloggingup this neighborhood that don't even live here,

(57:15):
and it's brutal. But like I'mwith you, the Granma. You
don't get to put a cone outto reserve your parking spot when it's public.
Yep, all right, Well ifyou want to leave a talkback that's
always open on the free iHeartRadio appthe JV Show on Wild ninety four to
nine. Before we get to thechild will, let's go back to talking
about the cone people. We're talkingabout here in the Excelsior District in San
Francisco residents are fed up with noparking because everyone from other neighborhoods and just

(57:40):
from everywhere they're parking, you know, on their streets because they can.
And they're like, well, whereare we supposed to park? So they've
been putting out cones to reserve aspot. People not happy. Good morning.
This is Lucia from San Francisco.Over in my area, the residential
people use cones, buckets filled withcement, garbage cans, everything. Street

(58:02):
cleaning day comes, it's like parkingwars. Everyone just follows the street cleaner
to park right back where they wereand there's nothing around there that work wise
or anything that people would want topark there for a long time. It's
it's regular residential. Everyone's got likethree four cars. Oh my god,
that's so frustrating. That's the onething I don't miss living the city is
street cleaning day. God, andthen you rack up parking tickets because you

(58:24):
forget. Yes, they make itconfusing. Street clean is gonna be the
third Tuesday of everybody, and you'relike, how am I going to remember
that? Right? From these hours? Right? I became a Karen and
I reported the labor to the city. They have two cars and they put
them inside their garage, and theyput codes out in front of their house

(58:45):
so that nobody could park there.I noticed they would I walk the dogs,
and I said no, no,no, this is a no winnow.
So I did my little report andthe city sends them a lever and
this doesn't happen anymore. Wow,how do you feel about being a Karen?
Oh? I don't know if I'dgo that far as to reporting it,

(59:05):
splashing their tires, maybe cutting thebrakes. I wouldn't even know how
to do that, but I couldlook it up on YouTube. A sire
from San Francisco leaving a talk backabout the parking rhere. I'm from down
in San Jose and east side SanJose. Everybody puts out their garbage can

(59:25):
and their parking spot, and man, you better be sure that you shouldn't
be touching somebody else's garbage can andlet them keep their spot. But here
in San Francisco it is a challenge. I live in the Mission and go
out to the Excelsior and parking isdefinitely a thing. Yeah. Oh wow,
do not envy that situation. Thankyou everyone for their talkbacks Rebecca,

(59:47):
I apologize you've been on hold solong. Thanks for being on today,
no problem, Thank you for havingme. Of course, your collar twenty.
I hope you're ready to have somefun, because that's what we are
going to be doing. So we'replaying. We're playing this new game.
We're gonna walk you through it,okay, so there's no uh no need
to worry. Basically, we hadJess out on the streets yesterday and she

(01:00:07):
asked a random person eight questions.We're gonna go through them one by one
and we're gonna ask you after eachone to try to predict what you think.
That person on the street said,if you get four out of eight
correct, we're gonna spin the chugwheel and someone on the JV Show can
have the chugs up nasty and we'regonna give you a JV Show chug mug

(01:00:30):
hows that sound sounds awesome? Allright, Graham, can you give us
some of the things that are onthe chug wheel? What are are option
Let's look at the chug wheel.We've got milk, beer, bone broth,
spicy tomato, juice, pickle,juice, coffee, hot coffee.
Graham's bathwater is on there, OliveOil and tonic wa. G all right,

(01:00:52):
Rebecca, let's get to it.Let's see who just talked to yesterday.
Hi, I'm Christine in San Francisco. Seen in San Francisco. Right,
So here's a question number one.First, we're gonna play this audio
from Jess and Christine. Do youbring your phone in the bathroom? Yes
or no? So what do youthink? She said, yes or no?
Yes? Yes? Oh, Godjust dropped. You're starting off way

(01:01:20):
better than anybody else. All right, so far, so good. Question
number two, what name comes tomind when you hear the first name Michael?
What do you hear? Do youhear the first name Michael? What
do you think? She said?Michael Vick? Mike, she said Vic,
Mike Vick. No, I saidMike. Oh, she said Michael,
Mike, Yeah, Mike, MichaelVick. She said what she said,

(01:01:45):
Mike. Okay, if you don'tget that one right, nobody would
have guessed Michael. Come on,Michael Jordans, Michael Jackson, Michael.
She said Mike. It was thefirst name that came to her mind.
Yeah, Remecca, that was agood guest. Michael Vick. Unfortunately,
that's not what she said. Sono point for you on that one.
Let's go to the next one.Did you kiss your date on prom night?

(01:02:06):
What do you think she said?Rebecca? Yes, yes, okay,
go around the room on that onereally quick. Did you guys kiss
your prom night dates? Lena?Yeah, Jess, I didn't have a
date for problem. Oh look cuethe sad music. Cheaty, I didn't
go to promm cue sad. Ididn't kiss my date either. So one

(01:02:29):
of four up here? All right, moving on again. This is our
chug wheel game. So far,Rebecca has two points. If she gets
four correct, not only is shegonna win a chug mug, but we're
gonna spin the chug wheel. Oneof us is gonna chuck something nasty.
Here's the next question. When youare dating someone, do you openly fart
in front of them? Rebecca?What do you think Christine said? Do
you think she said no? Notat first? Not at first at first?

(01:02:54):
Wait, how many didn't you get? She's got three? Spinning the
chug wheel? All right? Nextquestion, do you say envelope or envelope?
Rebecca? What do you think?She says? Envelope, envelope.

(01:03:14):
Let's keep we go for a morequestions. Just for fun. We're already
the wheel. Let's do a couplemore, just for fun. Rebecca,
but you did win? Oh mygod. Do you consider tomatoes to be
a fruit or vegetable? What doyou think? She said, Rebecca,
But I think she said vegetable,vegetable fire today. I think she's five

(01:03:36):
for six right now. Yeah,I am like shaking me too. All
right, let's do one more.Is putting ketchup on a hot dog acceptable
for adults? What do you think? She said, Rebecca. Yes,
yes, that's the wrong answer.By the way, the answer to that
one is no. There's only oneanswer there. Okay, So we are

(01:03:59):
about to by the way, Rebecca, good job. You want you wanted
chug mug. We are about todraw names to see who has to spin
the chug wheel. Rebecca, whoare you hoping gets drawn? Here?
Graham? We're all rooting for Graham? All right? All right, I'm
verified with the ladies prior to thesegment. All names in the box,

(01:04:20):
and I'm reaching. I can't evenfind him. Where to Amazon box.
Graham's holding the box over his head. Make sure he's not looking in there,
all right, He's going I'm sonervous it's just sweet sweet chug wheel.

(01:04:47):
Rebecca. We're gonna put you onhold to get you that chug.
Thank you so much for playing,and we hope you have the weekend.
Hang on and next I'm the JVShow. Jess is spinning our chug wheel
the JV Show on Wild ninety fournine. And if you just tuning in,
we played a really fun game withRebecca just a few minutes ago.

(01:05:11):
She ended up winning. She dominated, which means we or Jess because her
name got drawn, is about tospin the chug wheel and shot out the
chug whatever it lands on. Grahamagain, what are the things on this
chug wheel? All right? Thechug wheel currently this is something that's going
to get updated weekly too. Andso leave us a talk back. If
you got something you'd like to seeon the chug wheel, you know,

(01:05:31):
within reason you sick us We gotwe have spicy tomato, juice, pickled
juice, coffee, Graham's bath water. I brought a jar of that milk,
beer, olive oil, tonic water, and bone broth. All right,
by the way, this is becausewe have because we have our new
JV show chug mugs. So weawarded one to Rebecca for winning this game.

(01:05:54):
And now, just oh my gosh, you know I get pickles rooting
for pickled. You want pickle juice? I would love pickle juice. All
right, give it a spin orno, said, that's nasty. All
right, Just spin the wheel.The wheel is spinning. The wheel is
turning, it is spinning, isslowly near it. Oh, coffee,

(01:06:15):
she got coffee of all the ofall the things on their coffee. That's
an easy one, all right,Jess, yay? Are we chugging live
right now? Jess? Go ahead. I mean while they're getting the coffee
ready, or while Jess is gettingher coffee ready. Yeah. Do you

(01:06:35):
want to talk about this brock Prettything? Yeah, you guys probably.
If you don't already love brock Pretty, you're gonna love him even more when
you hear about what he did hegot to throw. I talked about this.
He threw out the first pitch theother night against the Dodgers, and
uh, great job. By theway, he actually just fired one in
there, but I think it bouncedright out of the catcher's glovey through it

(01:06:56):
so hard. But there's a videoof him as they're going to break and
during the broadcast. He starts walkingup the stairs. A fan asked to
take a picture with him, aGiants fan. He glad, you know,
gladly Oblige just takes the picture witha fan. Then he starts walking
up again. Dodgers fan asks fora picture and he just walks right by.
Doesn't are you kidding me? Doesn'teven acknowledge. Let's go rockery,

(01:07:20):
Yes, true, true thing.That dude is my ultimate hero. All
right. I love that because we'rebecause we're live on the air, and
we've got to have just chug rightnow. We want everybody to that.
This is nitro in my heart isliterally going to explode. After I chug.
I didn't have time to run tothe coffee machine to get the hot
coffee, so I'm doing a Starbuckscold brew out of the can. She's

(01:07:42):
gonna have to on the weekend recordbecause they're a chus mug and she is
now going to and you have tochug the entire thing and everyone needs to
chant chug chug chugg. All right, here we go, Jess, shut
chug chut chut chut chut chut chutchuck chuck Is she chucking? She's like
it's the longest, the world's slowest. Sit chuck, she got it.

(01:08:08):
That tasted not good coffee. Wellit's the cold brew one that has nothing
in it. He's no like creamor sweeten or anything. That's just nitro
cold brew black coffee. All right, Okay say that. Yeah, that
wasn't that bad. I can't believethat. Wheels I got back and taking
coffee off your wheel. Coffee offthe wheel only grows backfired. And if

(01:08:33):
you need to ride to the hospital, Jess, please, I'll call you
a new bird. Nobody got timefor that. Yeah, I'm gonna be
wired though weekend, all right,Jess. And then you have something about
a person on TikTok. Listen towhat they're selling. Oh my gosh,
So this guy I just stumbled uponhis TikTok randomly. He is selling air

(01:08:55):
from different years in time. Sohe goes back to like eighteen twenty one,
like vintage air. Vintage air.Yeah, so grad it goes back
to eighteen what eighteen twenty one?How did he come out the air from
eighteen twenty one? Hey? Hetells the story on his TikTok of like,
you know, I had to gothrough a lot, had to go
to a lot of different places toget this air, but he finds a

(01:09:18):
way, right, does he havea time machine? How are you drawing
up air from eighteen twenty one?Actually selling this on the TikTok shop and
people are buying the air that isjarred up? No, Well, how
much is he selling this air fortwelve ninety nine? Twelve ninety nine?
I can get some eighteen twenty oneair for yeah, twelve ninetynine, I'd
spend that. I'm curious. Whatdid eighteen twenty one sme life? Probably

(01:09:41):
the same as now literally, probablya little bit collution, yeah, cleaner,
yeah, slightly cleaner. Well,the industrial Revolution, there's a lot
of soot in the air. ButI think this is a good, you
know, business idea for you,Graham, because you like to jar your
farts. Well, we've seen peoplemake a fortune of those things. Why
don't she sell them one TikTok shot. It's actually a really good idea.

(01:10:03):
I feel like you would the rivebad idea. I could date them and
then talk about what the night before'smeal was. What you ate? Yeah,
pep stuffed peppers, of course,SPS peppery. That's all as my
Angelina impression. It's not that mad, but it's peppery. It's pepprie.
It smells like peppers. This isso disgusting. Hottest thing, it's all

(01:10:28):
the stuff you need to know what'shot in music, movies, shows,
and the most talked about stories happeningtoday in the Bay Okay, so Ireland.
Baldwin says she just uncovered possibly thegrossest Drake lyric so Ireland. Is
Alec Baldwin's daughter. This is HaleyBeeber's cousin, and she posted a couple
lines from one of Drake's songs fromtwenty twenty one called Poppy's Home. And

(01:10:53):
of course this is in regards toall these claims that Drake likes young girls,
something that's been talked about for awhile, i ever since he became
friends with Millie Bobby Brown when shewas like fourteen years old. But these
rumors have since blown up because asyou know, Kendrick Lamar talked about it
during the Rap Beef. So hereare the lyrics in question, looking like

(01:11:14):
that, he said, Sierra Canyonparking lot looking like a Magic City parking
lot, so Ireland. Bald Andis like, Sierra Canyon is my high
school what and you know, hesays it looks like a strip club parking
lot in there. Why she waslike, hold on, hold on,
creepy, hold on, wow,very creepy. Now some people are thinking

(01:11:39):
maybe Drake was talking about like thebasketball games that he's attended there, because
you know, Lebron's son, DwyaneWade's son, and so he and other
sillubs have gone to their basketball gamesthe parking lot. But now when you
think, I mean maybe, becauselike Michael b. Jordan would attend some

(01:11:59):
of them, So it's like maybe, yeah, other rappers and other you
know, Hollywood stars would go.So maybe the parking lot is looking like
a ship club parking lot. Butno one is coming from Drake. It's
given creepyvie. Maybe it's the momsof the students that go there. He
doesn't like them that all. YeI'm just trying them out. It's so
weird. It's good for him,it's weird, all right. So Cardi

(01:12:20):
b Is opening up about our complicatedmarriage to offset. She's in a new
issue of Rolling Stone, and shedoesn't flat out say that they are together.
We know they're together, but shesays it's it's really complicated, and
for them, it's more like thisjust this unbreakable bond that they have.
They're more like a support system forone another. They're both each other's biggest

(01:12:42):
cheerleader. She says, it's noteven about love. We're just best friends.
Okay, it's what she said.Here's where things get interesting. She
said, quote, sometimes it's notthat I can't be a wife, it's
just that my career takes my life. My career comes first, then my
kids, and then sometimes I don'trealize I'm putting other things before my relationship,
so the marriage would come would comethird. Wow. How do you

(01:13:06):
guys feel about her saying her careercomes afore her kids. I think that's
a little backward. Yeah, yeah, that's definitely backwards. Your priorities massively
shift before you have kids. Youcan understand that, Yeah, I get
that, but then once you havekids, you like, no, I
don't get that kids above anything.So I mean, that's the biggest thing
to come out of this interview overand it's like whoa, whoa, whoa.
But but she said that to saythat, you know, she takes

(01:13:27):
a lot of blame in them havingmarital problems because she would always put everything
before her marriage. I'm cheating.Yeah, that was fine. Jake puts
kids before his career too. Hehas a kid, right, yeah,
yeah, Come on you guys,Graham, what do you having trying to
do? All right? It hasbeen a bizarre morning in the golf world

(01:13:50):
so far. The PGA Championship goingon right now. Today's the second round.
This morning, there was kind ofa crazy sequence of events. Tragically,
there was a pedestrian that was hitby a shuttle bus just outside of
the course. This was really reallyearly this morning. That caused a major
traffic jam for all the golfers thatare trying to get there to warm up
and fans that were trying to getthere early to the course to watch everyone

(01:14:12):
play. The world number one rankedgolfer Scotti Scheffler apparently tried to show his
credentials to cops and then drive aroundthe stop traffic. Cops were not having
that. They ordered him out ofthe car. There was some sort of
heated exchange. Things may or maynot have gotten physical. There's different accounts
of what happened. He was arrested, taken and booked at a local jail.
He was charged with second degree assaultof a police officer, criminal mischief

(01:14:33):
and the third degree, and recklessdriving and disregarding signals from officers, the
assault of a police officer being afelony because of that traffic fatality, though
the entire tournament, tea times werepushed back over an hour, and he
was able to bail out and thenget back to the course. He made
his tea time and he was ableto tee up. They don't wait for
you. If you're not there,you're out. You're like TQ. So

(01:14:55):
he made it back in time.He has sensed teed off. I just
checked your assaulting a police office.He's one on the day, minus five
overall for the tournament, so it'splaying pretty good. Tied for eighth place.
Wow, Tiger Woods. By theway, go Tiger. His tea
time has gotten pushed all the wayback to five fifty today. So if
you're need something to watch later thisevening, my boy Tiger teeing off.

(01:15:17):
No thanks? Was it? Isit five fifty anyway? I gotta look
yeah, right, we don't know. I'm thinking about the time. Anyways.
I'll look it up for you whileyou talk about yes please do uh.
The one thing I want to squeezein here, Selena, because I
feel bad I forgot to throw ashout out in here. And you know
this is for your buddy who didyour wedding nails. I don't know her

(01:15:40):
first name. I only know ourInstagram handle nailed by bells, nailed bells,
bells getting nailed. I'm not surethat something like that. I don't
know what's her what's her first name? Anna Belle? That makes sense?
She says, This is my daughter'sturn for a birthday shout out. We
listened every morning on our way toschool. I'm so sorry I missed this.
Can you please wish my daughter ALenny a happy birthday? She turns
ten on Sunday, double digit.She's such a smart and passionate young girl.

(01:16:04):
Her love for the earth and animalswill take her far one day.
Make God bless your every step inlife. We love you so much,
but honestly, who gives a fart? So that again, Happy happy birthday.
I'm so sorry I miss it.But she could listen to the podcast
right, absolutely good, Happy birthday? All right, Tiger Woods tea time.
I couldn't find it so the JVshow on Wild ninety four nine,

(01:16:30):
So cheaty, you tweet a lot, no offense. So Friday's grammed us
a dramatic reading. Let's get tocheaties tweet. Do we even call them
tweets anymore? Now? I'm wondering, because I love to still call them
tweets. But we know Twitter becameX and then officially today you guys officially
breaking news, breaking news. Notthat anyone gives a part about Twitter anymore

(01:16:51):
except cheaty. But Twitter dot comis no longer. It immediately directs you
to X dot com. So nowthere's it's no longer tweets xes. I
don't know what they're called. Istill am gonna call them tweets. I'm
still gonna call it Twitter. Idon't want to call it X. It's
stupid. Yeah, I'm not withthat neither. But X dot com is

(01:17:11):
the place that you can find cheats. It doesn't make sense. Four episodes
is actually criminal? Why would theydo that? Is this about? I'm
so excited. I've been waiting monthsfor this, and I go on Netflix

(01:17:33):
and it's only four episodes uploaded,and I'm like, I can watch this
literally in like four hours each episodefo yeah, about an hour. So
I wanted to, like binge watchit like I was so ready to get
my wine, get my teh mygosh, and then you just hammered episode

(01:18:06):
in the next room. What's wrongwith you? Played the downstairs DJ and
went to bed? What time youbringed all of them? What time are
you done with them? By?Oh? Well I started here. You
were watching Bridgerton during the show.Yes, not during the show like you
know, editing the podcast after theshow. After the show, you can't
wait to get home nod? Isit because of the steamy scenes? Are

(01:18:30):
those still in a Bridgerton or hasit kind of died down? I feel
like I don't hear a lot aboutthe shows anymore. Those steamy scenes.
I would say this one the fourepisodes was a lot less than normal.
Holly, next season or next showme some melons if I'm gonna watch seriously,
That's what I when I watched seasonone, I was promised all all
the headlines were about how steamy thiswas. I remember six seven episodes there

(01:18:51):
was very little steam, and everyone'slike, stick with it, it's gonna
get, it's gonna get, it'sgoing to get there. Like yeah,
but I have to then watch Bridgertonfor more than six, or you can
go on the internet and see youseconds. Go on X you'll see it.
Yeah, there's some better stuff.That's sometimes I wish I listened to

(01:19:13):
my gut. What's your gut betelling you. I'm telling me that your
guts like, hey, I'm lockednot feeding me ice cream? Is that
again? Come on? No?The other day I think I don't know
what it is of bread or something. I had like three croissants. I
know it's excessive, and I toldmyself not to do it, but my

(01:19:35):
gut. You know that when someonesays I wish I'd listened to my gut,
it's a gut feeling. Actually listeningto your gut. It's about that
you shouldn't have alblems. You needto listen to it. But I thought
you were talking about like like somethinglike your gut is telling you something instinct,
chase your dreams, cheaty, gofor it, go for this new

(01:19:55):
you know, exciting adventure. Rightnow, Generally you are just sitting there,
laying in bed at night, listeningto your gut. Yeah, it's
like you can't have croissants either.No, I don't know what's going on.
It's from Costco. I love Costco. But their muffins and croissants really
be messing up with my stomach.Lady, wait, too much gluten down
here, We can't handle all that. Listen to your gut. I know

(01:20:18):
I have a Dodg's appointment, sowe're gonna get checked out eventually if you
actually go. I don't know anyof your appointments. Every time she makes
when she's like, no, Ididn't make it. It was an accident.
Yeah, it was an accident.Gotta go to Barnes and Noble and

(01:20:39):
get me a book to read?Yes, what did you get? No?
I haven't. You still haven't gotwaiting for payday. You know,
books are expensive. I sometimes Isee it's like twenty seven dollars. It's
like I don't have that right now, twenty seven dollars books. Yeah,
don't you just download a book?Now? Do you actually have to go
to the bookstore to I don't likereading stuff digital. I like flipping the

(01:21:00):
pages and you get the four experience. I love it. What kind of
books are you into? Do youthink like the steamy erotic thrillers? So
you borrow to borrow that one?Yeah, pages are a little quickly,
Selena, Yeah, Selena has beenturned over a new leaf and was reading
recently. Yeah, why not justhave her when you guys start a little

(01:21:25):
Yeah, yeah, I can giveyou. I can give you the poor
novel if you want to me.My family accidentally read together. I still
have it. That's awkward. WhyCheatie? Let me ask you this,
Why do people still go to bookstores? I thought you ordered everything online?
Why not just order the book thatyou want, because I like skimming through
the pages to see, like howthe beginning, see if there's any pictures.

(01:21:47):
No, there's never pictures, andyou're just reading random excerpts from chapters,
like, oh, look at thisone. It's good, like the
intro, see what's about? Butyou can read that on Amazon. Yeah,
they have a synopsis there right there. I don't know on Amazon experience.
Yeah, there's so many books ina bookstore. There just aren't so
many bookstores left anymore. Yeah,you did it? Even have one in

(01:22:10):
Fairfield. It's not like it's abig driving city. Yeah, it's not
like it's in the Bay Area.Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's like
whoa from an attack to feel sleighreading Queen? You got about that The
JV show on Wild ninety four,nine,

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