The Clench

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I need to hot coffee chug.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Yes, O, my.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
God, my day. Oh going the silence as we all
take a simp. All right, the first talk back of
the day.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Here we go, Morning JV Show. This is Rod from Berkeley. Graham,
my boy, Rubbert check in. Just wanted to see if
you can cover those Niners in similar fashion the same
enthusiasm that you covered those Raiders last week. Do me
a favorite cover those Niners. Didn't get to watch any
of that. Don't know what happened, hoping for an update

(00:37):
from your heartbreak lost jests. Sorry about that.

Speaker 5 (00:41):
Yeah, don't worry, I certainly would to answer that talk back,
I certainly will cover the Niners. I can't do it
in the same fashion that I covered the Raiders loss
after that Thursday night game because I was the one
of the worst football games I've ever seen in my life.
The Niner game, yeah they got beat wasn't the worst
game I'd ever seen in my life.

Speaker 6 (00:56):
But I will.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Don't worry. I will cover the Niners. Also, on a
side note, that's what you suck.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
I'm so mad you guys. The Giants just keep disappointing,
but it's.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Fun disappoint you. They're not good.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
No, but but I'm telling you, it's worse when you
actually could have won the game.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
That's what's worse.

Speaker 7 (01:22):
Like if you're if you're getting blown out, then you're
getting blown out and then I'm like, all right, our
team sucks whatever. When we could have won the game
and we blew it in the end, that's what irks me. Anyways,
let's move on.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Let's play the second talk.

Speaker 8 (01:38):
Good Morning, JV shows it is easy from Leyland, Texas.
Jess so close. You guys had that game in your market.
What happened Graham? What excuses are going to use now?
Now that you're nineers off to the Rams? You always
have excuses when your team loses.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Typical Raider fans this morning on the talkbacks are Buddy
your left one as well. We don't need to play
that one. The Raiders fans, you're miserable. You want everyone
to be miserable within ze. We're not gonna do that. Yeah,
the Niners got beat yesterday, but I don't know, side
not probably the best team in the NFC. The Rams
are playing extremely well and for Izzy, if you want
some excuses. Yeah, the Niners, I don't know, maybe starting

(02:18):
their backup quarterback, don't have their number one and number
two wide receiver, and they're missing two of the best
players in the entire league on defense. I don't know
for starters, but we don't need excuses. So yeah, when
you roll out a bunch of backups against the team
that's peaking, the outcome not surprising at all. Yesterday you
could see that one coming from a mile away. Yet
the Niners were in that game. They moved the ball
on offense surprisingly effective against the Rams d and we're.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
One and one against the Rams on the season.

Speaker 5 (02:43):
Any Niner fan would be happy with a season split
right now, So sorry, Raiders trolls, enjoy two and seven.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
There's only one team in the league that's got a
worse record than you, the Titans.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
That's one of your wins, by the way, and they
are actively trying to tank their season. They're trying to
those games, and yet you only have one more win
than they do. And I just looked ahead at the
Raiders schedule. Yeah, I see one more win on there.
So have fun at three and fourteen. I hope you
guys get a great dress. Wait, what's your total?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
She has two? Selina has two.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
For the Raiders, right, Yeah, you've selected two wins for
the season six, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, so if we get one more, I'm like, oh,
that sounds nice.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
So only three chugs, Jess.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
A quick update on yours is a JB Show season
long chug bet. You had to project your team's win total.
You projected the New York Giants staff, how many five?

Speaker 9 (03:37):
What do we have?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Two? Right now?

Speaker 7 (03:39):
But I'm hopeful for at least one more. That's that's
all I'm going for.

Speaker 5 (03:42):
Okay, And I picked the Niners for eleven wins, which
is a lofty goal given the rash of injuries, and
they have six right now.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
I see four more wins on the schedule.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Whoa, I like the positive thinking, Graham.

Speaker 7 (03:53):
Yeah, but anything can happen.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
But that would be good.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ted just sound like she's wishing for more injuries or something.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
If I can get to ten and then one chug,
I'm just imagine that.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Anything could happen.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
The Giants could maybe get too more. Maybe then that's
one on top of that.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Even talking about this, yeah, yeah, it's so pretty crazy.

Speaker 10 (04:11):
Now.

Speaker 1 (04:11):

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Time four.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The four things you need a heads up on to
start your day.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Did you guys hear about the cluster of small earthquakes
in the East Bay yesterday mornings?

Speaker 11 (04:25):
Did?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
They were actually pretty small, all ranging from two point
five on the low end, but there was a three
point eight in there at three point seven, all between
nine thirty and eleven fifty am. Eight earthquakes total, and
I didn't feel any of them. Again, I didn't feel
any of them.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You live on the fault. Your backyard literally the full
right no runs right through your backyard. I know nothing
nothing not a jiggle no, but a shape no, not
a slight rolling motion.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I mean maybe just for me walking, not like, oh
the earthquake, Big mom is going for a snack, built
a small shake in the house, all right.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
Niners got totally pounded.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
By the La Rams yesterday, lead by STATEUM.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Forty two to twenty six.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
A couple big mistakes early in the game really doomed them,
had them playing from behind the entire way. Also didn't
help that the rests forgot to put their glasses on
for this one, as the Rams had zero penalties in
the game and there were a couple of blatant misscalls
and a game killing erroneous penalty on the forty nine
ers in the fourth quarter. Final scores a little more
lopsided than the actual game. Rams only outgained the Niners
by eight yards. Niners had more passing yards and average

(05:26):
more yards per play than the Rams, so there were
some bright spots. Niners now six and four in the season.
They're going to hit the road take on the Cardinals
this coming Sunday.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
Nice, Today will be the warmest day of the week.
Temperatures will be in the upper seventies to low eighties,
and then those slowly dropped a little by little throughout
the week. You guys, we might get some rain later
like midweek.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
But not sure.

Speaker 7 (05:46):
Yes, nice, Hey.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Scorpio, Bestiesay's gonna be the seven. You need to keep
a low profile today. Things that are starting to get
a little out of hand at your work. Your energy
is best spent behind the scenes, because if you look
like a target, you're sure to find yourself under fire.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Laylo Scorpios the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Thanks for hanging out with us, Happy Monday. Before we
get to Starbucks, lying to all of us, you've.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Got a new world record. Alert, you guys knew world record.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Aluke, This Australian man officially has the Guinness World record. Now. Look,
he's had this for a while now because he legally
changed his name back in nineteen ninety to include two thousand,
two hundred and fifty one. Let's call him middle names.
He calls them first names, but he essentially has His

(06:37):
first name is Lawrence, and then he has two two
hundred and fifty one middle names. He calls them first names.
I don't know why, but let's for the sake of this,
they are middle names. He recently read a video. He
recorded a video reading all of his names, his official name,
that is his legal name, and it took him over

(06:58):
an hour to read it. You're gonna hear him talk
in this audio. This is not the fastest talker of
the world. But here's just a clip of some of
his middle names as he rattles them off again. World
record two and fifty one middle names.

Speaker 9 (07:12):
Hello, my name is Lawrence Wilkins. I have the longest
personal name in the world.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
My computer just froze up, so sorry about that, Graham, Okay,
is it coming back to life?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
So we're gonna hold off on that. I'm having some
issues off to restart that. But in the meantime, let's
talk about Starbucks lying to all of us. You know,
last week they dropped their new holiday menu, so they
got all your favorite drinks there back in the menu
there they dropped that Hello Kitty collapse, and a bunch
of cute merch and then the bar Resta cup. That
didn't want to focus on that bar Resta cup.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
The people were already, you know, putting up on eBay
before it even came out. They were so confident they
were going to get one. They had their listings on
eBay for hundreds and hundreds of dollars and then these
became damn near impossible for anyone to get their hands on, right. Yeah,
I didn't know that people actually fought over this in Houston.
There's a new flash people fighting over the Barrystic cup

(08:08):
in Houston. So Starbucks put so Starbucks put out this statement.
The excitement for our merchandise exceeded even our biggest expectations.
Despite shipping more Berry Stic cups to coffee houses and
almost any other merchandise item this holiday season, The Barista

(08:30):
cup and some other items sold out fast. We understand
many customers were excited about the Barry Stick cup and
apologized to the disappointment this may have caused. They're claiming
they shipped more berry Stic cups than any other merch
item to Starbucks locations.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
That is so not true. When it came out last week,
we heard from people who went to Starby's that the
locations they went to only had one, maybe two cups. Yeah,
that barisas were hogging these cups. And if you go
see their statement, there's a lot of people in the
comments like this is b us. I went to four
different stores at four thirty in the morning, only one

(09:08):
of them had two cups.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
And then the person like, yeah, I went to this location,
there was two cups, and as soon as it became
four thirties, and as they opened the store, that Barisa
working bought them for herself. Other people like, hey, I
was I waited outside from one o'clock in the morning
so I wouldn't miss this.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
No cups were given, Yeah, I mean obviously it was
an incredibly limited number. It created an unbearable situation.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Joh, why lie why sit there and lie about it. Well,
at least say, yeah, it was a limited quantity. We
were doing a test run or whatever. They don't be
more in the future. But I really act like we're stupid,
Like we shipped more of these to all the coffee
houses in the nation, but.

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Again more than what you know they're usually they're not
if had they set a specific number, they're like, we
shipped four hundred thousand of these out, Like I don't
know what you guys are talking about. They'd be like, whoa, whoa, oh,
there's that many. But you know they're saying, well, we
should more of these than what.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
They said, than any other merch item this holiday season.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Okay, but that could have been one more, one more
bear cup than the next thing. You know, like, we
don't really know. It's hard to quantify what they actually
did right now. It's their statements sort of meaningless. And
we know for a fact because our listeners went and
tried to get them in the same thing and they
were there at the first first thing in the morning
and they were already gone, so they knew it.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Yeah, And that's how people are. Actually, they're actually really
disappointed in them because it's like you knew you were
putting out a product that was going to create all
this hype and then to not have the demand to
meet it. Yep, which I mean a lot of a
lot of companies do this every time.

Speaker 5 (10:44):
I know, we don't do our cool or not list
until Wednesday, But I remember the morning that those came out.
I was like, look, we have a bear shaped jar
in our pantries right now.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
It's full of honey cool or not.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Everybody making a spoof video copying that exist act.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
Same thing, turning their honey like bear shaped jar.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
You knew it was a bottle into the thing like
I've seen four hundred years videos knock it off people.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It was a funny idea when I came up with.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
It right after that to actually do it not cloven though, Jess,
you said you were going to do it.

Speaker 7 (11:18):
Yeah, but I didn't have it. Looks turns out my
honey jars just a regular old jar.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
Oh you don't have the bear shape the.

Speaker 7 (11:25):
Bear If anyone was wondering, Amazon is selling the cute
bear cups and you can get too.

Speaker 3 (11:32):
For thirty eight dollars, but they're Amazons, not Star Wars.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
But it looks exactly the same star minus minus the
Starbucks logo. But it's the exact same bear with the.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
The same mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
That's a lot of people except we.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't want that one. I want the STARGUCKSUS.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Discerning shoppers, we know that's a fake. Yeah, a faux bear.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I will not allow myself to that's the real deal.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
I want the real ones.

Speaker 7 (11:58):
As I saw a lot of people saying the the
actual like Starbucks bear cup doesn't even fit in your
cup holders.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
I saw that too.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
It looks at noxious everywhere that it's nowhere close to
fitting in your cup holder, and your coffee is just
flip blop and all around.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
In your car? Is your computer working out? Can we
play the guy with the world's longest name?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Come on, try it? Here we go. Here's the audio
I was trying to play.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
My name is Lawrence Watkins. I have the longest personal
name in the world. I have two thousand, two hundred
and fifty three first names. So he goes Lawrence, Lanna, Lois,
Alibisious Alistair, Alexander, Alexis, Alfred, Herbert Harry Harvey, Herbert Algernon, Algae,

(12:43):
Herbert almet Eno, Bentley Peyton, Herbert, Jason J. Foch, Charlie, Chauncey, Herbert, Doug, Google, Douglas,
Chard Tito.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
He's making half of these.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
And I know it's a lot of Herbert's in that.
Is he just trying to copy my last name? I
think so, because I don't know if he has two
thousand plus original names. I heard Herbert in the four
thousand or something is my favorite one.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
What names? Does even say?

Speaker 7 (13:21):
There?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Waa Herbert, thank you for playing that.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
And that was the guy with the world's longest name.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Again, he has two thy two and fifty one. That
took him an hour to read them all off. I
just found the part where it said.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Herbert plus three hundred of them.

Speaker 12 (13:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Place that part in the JV show on Wild ninety
four nine.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
Wildy for nine were the base number one hit music
station the JV Show. I'm Selenam and I'm.

Speaker 7 (13:48):
Jazz and I have a quick question Graham, because you know,
we've talked about the fact that a lot of guys
don't like to use straws for whatever reason.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
Do you use straws?

Speaker 5 (13:57):
By the way, Graham, It depends on the average generally,
not like if it's a mixed drink or something at
a bar, I usually take the straw.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Out that every single time, and he'll do it. If
he's trying my drink, he'll he'll just automatically.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Remove my straw too, because he forgets. And then I'm like, hey,
I actually like using mine.

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Well some of the times, like if you got to
mark or something, there's some salts on the rim or whatever,
the straw bypasses all that fun, so there's one strike
against it. But if it's another drink, for me, it's
less about the appearance of drinking through a straw and
more about the fact that if I got a straw
to drink, the drink's gonna be gone ten seconds.

Speaker 7 (14:31):
Ah, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
It slows you down a little bit if you've got
to sip it past the ice and.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Everything, because of how it looks.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
It's part that, but mostly that I would I would
drink drinks way too quickly.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
See, even if I'm drinking a margarita and there's you know,
I want to lick the rim, I'll like lick the rim,
but then still drinktraw.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
It's just like hitting your face as you're.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
Like, yeah, that's annoying. That's weird. See you take on
the neck of the salt. You just get your tongue
out like yeah, and then you go back to your straw.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
That's gross.

Speaker 7 (14:59):
No, well, okay, do guys also not like using tissues
like blow your noses, either to blow your nose or
let's say.

Speaker 5 (15:08):
You just use our sleeve. We're just rock it at
Madison Bumgardner. Just rock it right out of the car window.

Speaker 7 (15:14):
Like if you're feeling you know, a little emotional.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I know for.

Speaker 7 (15:16):
Guys, sometimes it doesn't happen often that you like to
show your emotions in front of others. But if you
are tearing up and someone hands you a tissue, are
you getting it and like dabbing your eyes your tear ducks?

Speaker 11 (15:26):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
No, definitely not doing that.

Speaker 5 (15:29):
Why because I I don't know, Like it's not a
thing about not crying. Guys, we all cry, but I
don't know, you use your sleeve or something. I would
never like, Can I have a tissue and then they
dab it like on my eyes?

Speaker 3 (15:43):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Look, let the tears roll down like who cares, and
then just wipe them off with your hand or your sleeve.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
See, I thought that was so strange.

Speaker 7 (15:50):
I saw this like on a comment somewhere, right, But why,
I just I couldn't understand.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
It because if I'm.

Speaker 13 (15:56):
If I'm crying, I want like a tissue, or assume
the reason that, ladies, that you wanted a tissue if
you're crying, it's a makeup related thing, because anytime you
see some woman crying in reality TV, it's like they
have the tissue folded into a perfect, perfect piece of
origami so that it fits right into the corner of
their eye without smearing their eye line.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
And that looks ridiculous when they do that and they're
dabbing it all weird, Like we don't have that problem.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
We don't have eye liner running down our eyes.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Okay, so it doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
And I also don't think that the volume of tears
is so great that you know, I can't wipe them
away with a couple of fingers and they're gone. You ladies,
I think it's a makeup thing, right.

Speaker 7 (16:34):
Well, I think also we yeah, maybe there's more tears.
We cry a little bit more because Graham, I know
you said there's only a few tears. You could just
wipe them with your fingers, but sometimes sometimes without makeup too.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
And do you still dab that tissue right into the
corner of your eyeball folded into a perfect paper.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Someone's that the tears rolled on my face and it
makes my skin all dry.

Speaker 7 (16:54):
Yeah, not a good feeling.

Speaker 3 (16:56):
Yeah, got it. And a sleeve. No, you guys don't
do this sleeve and I have to. But if somebody
hands me a tissue, I'm taking.

Speaker 7 (17:04):
Yeah, you're using the sleeve when you really are like
down in the dumps and you're like and then it's
like it's.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
Not and tears and everything else.

Speaker 5 (17:11):
Like if something I was crying, somebody handing me a tissue,
I'm not wiping the tears with it. I am going
to blow my nose sometimes when you're crying, then your
nose starts. I'm gonna, okay, but not to put the tears.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
No, no, no, no no, I'll blow my nose in there though,
got it. But if my sleeve or I can't just
rocket it out the car window.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
And so for like, the.

Speaker 7 (17:28):
Main reason is like you don't like the way it live,
like you're being portrayed. I guess you feel more emotional
maybe if you're using a tissue.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
I just don't I just like wouldn't cross my mind.
It's something that I need, you know, Like I wouldn't
be like, ah, I'm I'm about to some tears are
coming down. If only I could find a tissue like
that's not it. I don't think that's the thought that
goes through a guy's mind. But I think it is
for ladies and they don't want to mess their makeup.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Yeah, no, that's definitely why. Mostly I would say, And.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Then how do you do that perfect fold on that
tissue to get it just like it? It's almost like
you're folded into a paper airplane with a nice his
tight point and then that way you can get it
right into the corner of your eyeball.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
It just works.

Speaker 7 (18:04):
So we are a lot of weddings people women will
use CE tips because then you don't have to worry
about folding in.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, I've aways wondered that. Yeah, because ruining your makeup
on your wedding day. Nobody wants to do that, but
everybody cries.

Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
So you just have a pocket of Q tips and
circuit poking those into your eyeball.

Speaker 7 (18:18):
Well, ladies will sometimes stick a few cute tips in,
like if you're a bridesmaid. You'll put it in your
bouquet so that it's like hidden it within the flowers. Interesting,
and then if you need it, you just pull it out.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
And did you learn this doing your wedding research.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, as you are planning your big thing, I'll we
putting a couple of cute tips invite, although.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
I feel like I need more than that.

Speaker 3 (18:36):
I'll go to Costco.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I'll get you the big pack and I'll make you
a nice.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Yeah, we'll tie a big ribbon around it. Be so cute.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Well, I be able to know the different jets we promise.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
The hottest things.

Speaker 14 (18:48):
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot
in music, movies, shows, and the most talked about stories
happening today in the bag?

Speaker 2 (18:57):
What do you mean? Taylor Swift was snubbed by the Grammys.
She's Taylor Swift. Taylor so late last week the Grammy
nominations come out for the sixty ninth Grammy Awards and nope,
but I'm going through all the names, there's no Taylor
Swift on the list here. No, she didn't get any nomination.
Swifties obviously up in arms. What do you mean our

(19:18):
precious Taylor Swift didn't get any nominations. Well, there's actually
a very logical reason as to why she just didn't
make the eligibility period for this upcoming awards season. So
it ended on September thirtieth, and then the Life of
a show Girl wasn't released until few days later on
October third, so she missed the Dead Life.

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Shouldn't she have known that?

Speaker 5 (19:39):
I mean, she's the queen of all things numbers and
knowing exactly and timing everything out like you want to
be in this award season. Shouldn't she have been like, well,
I can figure out how to wait, make thirteen minus
eighty seven plus her best friend's birthday equal the correct
date to release the album on to get it considered right.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
I mean, she could have, but she wanted to release
the release it to be October third, ten three templus
three is thirteen, and then she just makes the next awards.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
There is a way to come up with formula that
would get you to a number you like.

Speaker 7 (20:12):
But if she makes technically the next award season, wouldn't
that even give her more time for them to be like, oh, yeah,
like this is a masterpiece, we're gonna consider it for
this this and.

Speaker 5 (20:21):
This and this, so this one, but like so to
just the point, this would be considered for the next Yeah,
the next awards, but by then, like we'll have moved on, right,
and from everything that I've heard about this album, I
feel like a lot of people already have.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
Yeah, but you know, it's it's like that sometimes. Kendrick
Lamar is nominated for Nine Day Awards, and I feel
like we've all moved on from his album. It's been
like forever, but it was in this eligibility.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Or what you're talking about. I'm still up.

Speaker 5 (20:49):
That's the new thanks One of our listeners left that
talk back. How about that is the Thanksgiving song? Squabble Up, squabble, squabble.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
No, no, think about it.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
I kind of like it about it gobble It's squabble.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay. So Kendrick has nine nominations, Lady Gaga has seven,
Bad Bunny has six nominations. Some celebs who actually were
snubbed The Weekend Oh God zero Able Benson Boone not
a single nomina.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
That is surprising that dudes had a monster last Wow a.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Couple of surprises. Hunter Tricks their song Golden Nice Uh
is nominated for Best Pop duo group Performance and also
Song of the Year No Surprise There Yeah, and Timothy
shallow May. He is a first time Grammy Award nominee
for his Bob Dylan songs from the movie.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
Really What Yeah?

Speaker 3 (21:50):
Didn't you watch it? Just love Bob Dylan.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
He's your favorite? What was your favorite?

Speaker 11 (21:55):
Song?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Again? From him?

Speaker 3 (21:56):
Comes in a different Bob Dylan song every day. Let
it go.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I'm not gonna admit something. Never mind, go ahead, You've
never seen I wouldn't know a Bob Dylan song. I
think that you might like a line blowing in the wind.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Google Just's eyes darted across her screen. She was reading
them off you You.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Probably no, I definitely do all right, Graham?

Speaker 3 (22:27):
What do you have right?

Speaker 5 (22:28):
Some chaos ensued this a weekend at one East Bay
home after a large red tailed hawk flew through an
open window landed in a residence bedroom. That resident then
called the fire department and the crew from Engine four
shout out to them Contra Costa County Fire. They actually
responded to call to help her out. By the time
they had gotten there, the hawk had worked his way
into the bathroom. He was perched on top of the

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glass shower door. This is a big bird. Firefighters were
able to then corner him, wrap him up in a towel,
carry him outside. They set they set him out on
the patio, and he was eventually able to fly away
in his own It appeared that he was not injured,
which is good news because this thing was thrashing around
and crashing into all kinds of stuff in that bedroom.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Ladies.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
I did want to ask you, guys, what would you
do with a big hawk in your bedroom?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
You have to be careful how you say that?

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yes, hawk with h runaway?

Speaker 5 (23:16):
No, you called the fire department or its just like
a lot of times like I've had a small bird
in my house before. Yeah, you go get a towel,
you wrap it up, you take it outside and set
it free.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Was something that big? Yeah, big hawk? Yes, careful say
that the radio. I would call for help.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
You have to, jess, you call in the fire department
if you wake up in you know, the night or
whatever the morning.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
And there's a big hawk in your bedroom.

Speaker 7 (23:41):
I am, but first I'm googling, like what does this symbolize?

Speaker 12 (23:44):
You know?

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Oh you want to know that after?

Speaker 5 (23:46):
I mean, I'm kind of omen this big hawk is
bringing you careful.

Speaker 3 (23:49):
How you say that?

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Yeah, I feel like I mean, before calling nine one
one and you know, using up all their resources for
something stupid. I would probably call my husband first and
like knowing him, if he came, and then he'd be like,
we we don't need no fire department. I got this.
Then he would take care of I've.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Only dealt with a little hawk before, and but I
think I can handle this big hawk.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
But me, if I was leaving by myself, like Jess,
like I'm calling for backup, why do to just get.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
A broom or something.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
That's what I'm doing to bite me?

Speaker 3 (24:16):
He's not gonna bite you. You like I don't want to.
You kind of show him towards the door, the window.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
You get all the windows open first, and then you
kind of show him towards that with a big broom.
Lady ladies obviously have no experience with big hawks.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Careful, Graham, I'm telling.

Speaker 7 (24:32):
I said experience, it seems I do.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
Yeah, nice group, a lot of nature.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
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Speaker 2 (24:40):
Wild for nine were the bays number one hit music station.
Why are you laughing, Graham?

Speaker 3 (24:43):
W never mind?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I can't fors for hanging out with us on this Monday.
We are the JV Show. I'm Selina. Let's get to
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Speaker 3 (25:02):
Those are good as always.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
And you think you know what the word is, leave
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Are you guys ready for today's clip?

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
One time on vacation, I accidentally took a in the
hot tub and you should have seen the look on
my wife's face.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
It was like I ruined the whole trip.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
Ew You just get a net and fish.

Speaker 3 (25:23):
It's not a big deal. It's happened to everyone. Your
sister did it at the YMCA.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
She was a child.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Whatever, All right, think about what that bleeped out word
could be. Remember it's not that thing we're talking about there,
because our word in this game always something PG and
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Speaker 1 (25:52):
The Morning the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
back to what the bleep.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Now where all you have to do is be the
first person to guest today's bleeped out. You're gonna win, like, uh,
what you called it? The Vintage JB Show checking my.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Yeah, we're waiting for the new models to come in.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Might be a while, but the hole besides the point.
Here's today's clip in case you missed it.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
my wife's face. It was like I ruined the whole trip.
Your like, calm down, it's that big of a deal.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
Let's go to your guesses.

Speaker 6 (26:24):
Good Morning JV Show.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
It's Alex and Venisia.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Could the bleep dot word be ice cream?

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Ice That word could not be that in the hot tub?
That's also two words. Yeah, that's not that big of
a party.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Foul there bring an ice cream ice cream cone into
a hot tub.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
It's gonna melt pretty quick.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
But yeah, if it falls in there I'm getting across.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Don't get all one scoop falls in and you're that's
your whole thing.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
No, Good Morning JV Show. This is Christy Emery from
Pleasant Hill, and we think the word is selfie.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
That's a very good guess.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
And it ruined your wife's trip because.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
She was so maybe she didn't want to be in
the selfie or.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Just so cringe. So you taking in yeah, health.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Taking a hot tub selfie to post to the gram.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Good Morning JV Show.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
This Christina from Roseville. I think the bleep dot word
is beer. That's all I got you guys, anyways, have
great day. Bye to beer.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, that's how I do it here for that. Yeah,
all right, continue to leave your guesses whatever you think
that bleeped out ward is leaving now. On this talkback
Mike on the iHeart app.

Speaker 1 (27:37):

Speaker 3 (27:40):
Happy one Day, we're playing what the bleep?

Speaker 2 (27:41):
All you have to do is be the first person
to guest today's bleep out word correctly, and we are
going to send you this JV Show Chug Mug. Here's
today's clip in case you missed it.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
my wife's face.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
It was like I ruined the whole trip.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
You are so gross. Just remember, yeah, just remember. This
is a family show. Guess gotta be clean. Let's go
to your talkback see if anybody got it right.

Speaker 9 (28:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
This is Karen and Luna from Oakland, and I.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
Think the bleeped out word is call.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
You took a call?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh, that was a pretty popular guess vacation. You're not
supposed to be taking calls, particularly not in a public
hot tub where other people are sitting there and you
don't want to be yapping awareness or.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Even a private one if it's me and and my
my spouse and like, get off the dang phone.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Yeah what if it's important?

Speaker 11 (28:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, Good morning JV Show.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
This is Kim from Tracy. My guest for the bleaped
out word is nap. Graham took a nap in the jacuzzie. Thanks,
have a great day.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

Speaker 7 (28:46):
It's very relaxed in there, an though I want to talk.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
The most popular guess is this morning.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, I want to hang out.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
This is easy for Union City. I think the bleeped
out word is is rubby ducky.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Have a great day, rubber ducky or rubby ducky, rubber
rubber duck rubber duck.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
There are a few people that gouts ducky this morning.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Why not have that bobbing around with you.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
It's vacation. I can do whatever I want, but still
rubber ducky. Two words something that.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
Is one Monday show. This is Christine. I'm going to
guess that big word is fone. Have a great day, excellently,
take your phone in there, ruin it.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Did nobody get the word today?

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Hell of a Monday? This Monday is Monday?

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Got it all right? People? Listen up here. Today's clip unbleeped.

Speaker 5 (29:39):
One time on vacation, I accidentally took a passport in
the hot tub, and you should have seen the look
on my wife's face. It was like I ruined the
whole trip. You just spread it, it'll dry, lay it out.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
In the sun.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
The pages will be a little stuck together. Passports dry out.

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Were they in your shorts to.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Because you know what, you're carrying, all this stuff from
traveling and your passport. You need your I d accidentally
hopping the water with it. It's not the end of
the world. People, just to let it dry out.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
And when it dries, I mean, what if it's like
un readable.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Yeah, we know a stamps have all smeared and how
did you enter this country?

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I don't see a stamps from now too. Yeah, it's
a little stressful.

Speaker 5 (30:15):
If they drove the main part of the passport, that
like the id part of it, that thing's like laminated
in there.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
You're fine, You're.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Fine, You're fine, probably, yeah, probably, But what if you're not.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
If you get stuck and then jailed the broad they're like,
you need to call a lawyer that we don't have
that law here.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
Next, you know, you're getting biggest fear.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
Yeah, your new fear unlocked.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
So nobody got the word. No shout outs to get,
no shout outs to get.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Thank you to everybody that played this morning, A lot
of good guesses all across the board. I thought we'd
get closer to that. I don't think one single person
even guessed wallet. I thought wallet would be a popular
guest accidentally bring your wallet.

Speaker 2 (30:50):
In Monday is Monday.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
It's a Monday.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Everybody do it again. Tomorrow people, same time, an they're
a chance to win tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (30:56):

Speaker 2 (30:59):
Everyone, Welcome Selena and Edmando to the show. Welcome, Welcome
in the morning. How are you.

Speaker 15 (31:03):
Guys, Good morning, We're doing great.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
We're both on our way to work. I'm being passenger
princess right now. You know what you deserve it. You
deserve that, all right. So this is our yop nope game.
We are going to ask you guys for trivia questions.
Just got to get three correct and you.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Win four tickets to the Safe Way Holiday heighs rates.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Are you ready? Yes, here we go.

Speaker 15 (31:24):
We got it right on Friday, so we got Friday, okay, yeah,
for sure carries over to the next day.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
That's almost a guarantee that you'll go for for four today.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Well, let's see. Here's question number one. A fathom is
equivalent to six feet and they are generally used to
measure what.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
Can you repeat the name fathom fathom.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
F A T H O M.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
What do they use fathoms to measure?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Hurry? We don't know. Atham is used to measure depth
of water.

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, my god, it's about ten fathoms deep right here,
that's about sixty feet.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
All right, question number that's okay, you can miss one.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
You didn't miss one on Friday, though, but you can
miss one today on Monday.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
Question number two.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
If it's eight pm in Miami, Florida, what time is
it in Columbus?

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Ohio? Ohio?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Is such a question?

Speaker 5 (32:33):
No, it's just a time zone question. If it's eight
pm in Miami, Florida, what time is it in Ohio?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Five?

Speaker 5 (32:45):
You'll think you think Ohio's on the West coast, you
think they're on the Pacific time zone.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It's also eight.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Pm em in both.

Speaker 3 (32:55):
That's not a trick question. There is time zone. It's
the same. Ohio is pretty far east.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
If you are, I came out, I don't even know
where Ohio is. If I was shown a mad all
the states but without the names, I would not be
able to point out where Ohio is.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Seriously, yes, not even recognize the shape of it.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Okay, I agree. Here's question number three. The L s
U Tigers play in the SEC College Football Division. What
does L s U stand for?

Speaker 15 (33:34):
Sorry, we're just laughing at ourselves.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I don't know Louisiana.

Speaker 7 (33:48):
Louisiana Student Union.

Speaker 5 (33:53):
One.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
What I did not derail the way that I felt
I was going.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
To Louisiana State.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
University, Louisiana State University, LSU.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Now look, I'm not gonna show again.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Oh my god, I feel so dumb. Now I'm not.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
Gonna like what do you think ASU stands for? And
all the other colleges state university. All right, I'm not
going to sugarcoat it. You need this last one to
avoid a holy horrible trivia shout from yours truly.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Question number four. Listen close.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Oscars are the nickname given to the statuettes given out
at what award shows?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
Yeah, but that's not what it is. That's the nickname
on Friday for for Monday. Ouch.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
The correct answer there the Academy Awards. The Academy Awards,
you could get an oscar.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh no, oh so possibly.

Speaker 7 (35:05):
I was playing with my man too, but he was
no help. So I think we should blame.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
This is not on you at all. Yeah, you obviously
did not win. We had a lot of playing along
with you. We hope you at least had some this morning.
Don't hang up. I'm going to put you on hold
really quick. Can I do a quick shout out? Yeah?
Go for it? Okay, can I give it?

Speaker 7 (35:34):
I want to give a shout out to all of
our family and friends that are going to be with
us in nineteen days celebrating our marriage.

Speaker 15 (35:40):
We're getting married at the end of the month.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Oh congratulation.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
That's very very exciting. Who gives the Oh yeah, never mind.

Speaker 7 (35:51):
That's our favorite.

Speaker 13 (35:52):
Thank you for being.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
On this morning. Thank you guys.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
Hang on there, Wow, how would you have done on that?

Speaker 5 (35:59):
Because because I know, I know, you know, anytime somebody
doesn't get them right, then the wave of talkbacks that
come in critiquing me is, Lena, would you got in
three on four?

Speaker 1 (36:07):
There?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I would have got to you out of four? Okay,
if I'm plain.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
Honestly, that's right. Let's go, all right, let's give some
shout outs.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
A couple of DM slides here first, one, good morning, Grandma,
I'm back in your DMS. Another satisfied customer, this time
to wish our GG girl a very happy tenth birthday.
We love her so much. Hope she has the best day.
Love Tia Nina Rena and TiO Nino g and Ali.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
All right, happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (36:31):
There's a gg girl, and then one more here, Good morning,
a cousin sliding into your DMS. Welcome in. Just want
to give a special happy belated birthday shout out to
my cousins Alyssa and one. I love you Bill so much.
I hope you both had great birthdays. And that's from
your cousin Destiny, and she says, happy Monday. Yes, happy
belated birthday you two cousins.

Speaker 12 (36:51):
The good point, Good morning, jab show. I hope you
guys had a fantastic weekend. Hey, I wanted to see
if I could request a birthday shout out to none
other than Big John. Today is my thirty fourth birthday. Yeah,
I'm getting up there, Grahama, Selina, you guys know about that. Nope, Yeah,
I want to see if I could get a happy
birthday shoutout. I think I said that right right, Yeah? Okay,

(37:17):
uh poodless.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Right Big Big John with the did he say thirty
fourth or forty fourth?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I think forty fourth?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
That's four, Big John, Yeah, getting up there. That's a
big one.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
He said thirty four. But we're teasing him. They tried.
He tried to call us older than that. I'm only
half what you're talking about, all right, Happy birthday? Though
today's hot his trending is coming up next.

Speaker 14 (37:42):
It's all the stuff you need to know, what's hot
happening today in the Bay.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Kim K's bar exam results.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Oh man, do we need like a drum roll or something?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Do you want to have a drum ball or drum roll?

Speaker 7 (37:57):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Okay, so the results were ready. How want me get
this part out first?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
That's a little more like leaf flowing.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Okay, results, as you know, they were ready on Friday.
That's some people who took the test found out if
they passed or they failed, and then those results are
made public two days later, so Sunday yesterday. But Kim
wanted to tell her followers first because she's always been
transparent about everything that she does, and she knew that
her fans and want to know.

Speaker 3 (38:26):
Is the time for the drum roll?

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Now?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Yes, she knew her fans and want to know that
she failed.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Oh humanity.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
She thanks everyone for their support, and she wrote, failing
short isn't failure, it's fuel. I was so close to
passing the exam and that only motivates me even more.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
Oh that must I don't know why. I find that
oddly satisfied.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Kind of had a feeling that was going to happen.
The next bar exam is February twenty fourth and twenty fifth, Okay,
so wow, it's that quick, like they do it twice
a year. So this one that she just failed, that
we just found out she failed, she took in July, okay,
so it just takes a while for the results.

Speaker 7 (39:17):
To she's not planning on taking it again that.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
We don't know she's going to take it right away.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
So a friends of ours of mine that I have
taken the bar and passed, they said, you know, like
you needed that entire six months or whatever leading up
to it to study and make sure you're ready to
go and pass it. Do you think she has been,
because now look, this next one's coming up quick. Do
you think she's been continued to study or she's like,
I'm going to pass. Do you think she's continued to

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work and study towards this next attempt.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
No, I feel like that's probably taken a back seat.
I feel like she was really confident she was going
to pass this time. Then she's been working on other
things but shy, Yeah, I feel like she's been.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Doing anything but and then using chat GPT to do
her law homework for what we learned, and then she
yells at it when it gets the wrong answers. Hey,
how about you figure out your own answers for yourself
if she fails the next one, which, look, there are
some it's a hard test. There are some, I'm sure,
very successful lawyers that it took multiple attempts, more than
two tries to get it right.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
It happens.

Speaker 5 (40:15):
Do you think she goes for a third attempt and
then a fourth or do you think there's a number
after failing twice or three times that she's like, you
know what, I'm just gonna go be rich somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
I think she's I don't think she's going to give up.
She's already been doing this. I think I read six
years at this point. That's way too much time invested
into something to just like give up and walk away. Said,
I know she doesn't need it, but she didn't need
it six years ago either, But it's something that's important
to her that she wants to do. I don't think
she's going to give up until she passes.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
I hope not good for her, because I would send
a yeah, sort of the wrong message, like this was
just a hobby anyways, I don't.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Just for funzies. Yeah, really quick? Did he got busted
in prison? According to TMC, he got caught drinking behind bars.
Caught him with some homemade alcohol made from Fanta sugar
and apples. This article says it takes like two weeks
to ferment into alcohol. This disgust I don't think did
he's been in there that long? Because I'm pretty sure
he wasn't the one that made it, but maybe he

(41:12):
was like given to him. Yeah, so he was caught
by jail officials and they were gonna move him into
a new unit, but then ultimately decided against it. This
is kind of a big deal because back in court,
did he made a big deal about being sober for
the first time in twenty five years as he was
pleading to the judge. Right, but now he's drinking in prison,
I will say allegedly, because his family's released a statement

(41:33):
and his lawyers as well, saying that these are just
rumors and exaggerated, So of.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Course they're going to say that. But we can't really falter.
We don't know if he's like fully fallen off the wagon.
It's Taco Tuesday night and the prison. You're gonna have
one marg right, Like they're bringing around the margarita picture
and you're gonna be like, no, I'm gonna sent this
one out, Oh God. And of course you're gonna get
a margarita.

Speaker 2 (41:53):
So last Tuesday was his birthday. They don't have Taco
Tuesday in there. Apparently for his birthday meal he had
he had the choice between.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Navy beans and Shee's Pizza. You Go pizza obviously, Yeah,
and they made them a cake.

Speaker 7 (42:08):
You know they did, uh huh.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
There was like a cell phone baked into it. Of course,
the new iPhone. You know he's got the iPhone.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
Seventeen in there.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
All right, Grammy, what.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Do you have? All right?

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Good, let's get people paid.

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People need to get paid. I agree with that.

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Speaker 2 (44:22):
A thousand bucks. Yes, all right, so this actually happened
there was a razor blade in somebody's candy.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
This isactly guys.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
It has happened every parent's worst nightmare. A teenage girl
from Gilroy says that while she was enjoying some of
her Halloween candy on November fifth, that she unknowingly bit
into a razor blade that was hidden inside one of
the candy bars. Shockingly, it was not an almend Joyce Selena.
I guess those tastes like razor blades as is, but
it was a fun sized milky Way. If you want
to see this razor blade protruding from this milky way

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bar is up on our Instagram page JV Morning Show
on our story go check it out. According to the
Gilroy Police Department, at this where it was report to them,
she suffered some minor cuts in her mouth, but nothing
nothing serious. She tells police that she only went trick
or treating just in the neighborhoods surrounding her house, so
that they sort of know the area that this candy
purportedly came from, and they're asking anybody that has any

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information about this case to come forward and contact Gilroy PD.
Do you look at the picture I'm looking at you
guys think this is legito because we hear.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
About this every year.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
Oh they're putting razor blades in the candy, And every
year it gets debunked and people admit that it was
a hoax or you know, they just did it just
to try to go viral or whatever.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
Looking at the picture, I just don't know. Look, and
I don't want to discredit, Yes, I don't want.

Speaker 3 (45:40):
To do that, but I believe victims.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
I'm just looking at the size and the shape of
the razor blade, and I don't know how you would
squeeze that into a little bite sized candy without you knowing,
because like the rapper would be.

Speaker 3 (45:56):
Shred it up, they say, the rapper.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
They say, the rapper did not have any evident so
being you know, if it being tampered with, and of
course you could open one and glue it back closed,
I guessed, and then and then put a razor blade
in there and then drop it into some kid's Halloween candy. Like,
I mean, there's some sick people in this world. But
I also don't it's possible, you guys. Of course, it
is within the realm of possibility. But every year that

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these stories come out, it ends up getting basically ninety
nine percent to get debunked.

Speaker 7 (46:25):
So you think that will happen with this one?

Speaker 3 (46:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
I'm not really I'm not fully buying it.

Speaker 7 (46:31):
I'm not either.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Wow that a little bad? Yeah, poor? I just feel like, yeah, yeah,
Like like you said, Graham, you could easily open up
a wrapper and then glue it back together. But even then,
like it's not you would know, you would be able
to tell. I think it'd be a little more believable
if it was like like a needle that you can
just like poke through, because like, who's really looking at that?
You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Why are you telling people how to take I'm not
kidding Halloween.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
I'm not saying don't. I'm not saying do that. But
I'm just I'm not buying this. Go look at the
go look at the picture Jamie Moore show on our
Instagram story.

Speaker 7 (47:02):
You know, some people in the comments are saying they
also found one.

Speaker 5 (47:06):
See everybody someone says happens.

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Some one said, my nephew and his friend got one
in the mission in San Francisco.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Everybody knows someone that knows this is razor blades in Halloween.
Can is the oldest wive's tale basically that there's ever
been and of course there have been I'm sure some
real instances, but if you really look into it, there's
been maybe one or two, you know, I mean the
number of actual ones that they can confirm happened, that
number is incredibly small. And you also, like, if you're

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a person that was going to do this, like you
have to be okay killing a kid, Like I just
feel like most people don't want people to draw a
line there because like, if you actually ingested a razor blade,
like you you could die, right.

Speaker 7 (47:47):
But there again, like you said earlier, there are some
sick people.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
In the world.

Speaker 3 (47:51):
There are.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
But and then you also like, there's a chance they're
going to catch this person. If there's an actual suspect,
there's a solid chance then they're going to catch them
because they know, like, well, it's got to be one
of However, many I just would hope that.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
People aren't like faking this themselves, just to be like,
here's a story.

Speaker 3 (48:09):
Would you put that?

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Ada want?

Speaker 2 (48:16):
They have they fingerprinted the candy wrapper?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I hopefully they've collected it for evidence, and yeah, right,
I mean that's the first.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
And that shouldn't be too hard to solve. Let's find
out where they got this candy.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
From, right, good point.

Speaker 1 (48:26):

Speaker 2 (48:29):
So we were just talking about this picture that was posted.
I think ABC News posted it. It's on our Instagram
story right now. JV Morning Show. Someone in was it?
Gil Roy?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Gil Roy?

Speaker 5 (48:39):
Yeah, teenage girl found a razor blade inside of a
fun sized milky way and we were I don't know
if we were debating the validity of it because there
have been a lot of hoaxes of these over there.

Speaker 11 (48:50):
Yeah, good morning, guys. Just want to get my two
cents on that candy bar you're talking about. Love to
describe it the little kid like you guys are doing too.
But who who takes a little nibble out of a
fun sized candy bar? Whenever you see one of those,
even as a kid, you pop that whole thing in
your mouth when you're trying to just devour as much
candy as you want. Who takes that little tiny bite?

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See that? Or if she did put the whole thing
in her mouth and chew it, wouldn't that thing be
chewed up and not whole?

Speaker 2 (49:19):
That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
It's a good point. Well, let's go around the room
really quickly.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
You get a fun sized candy bar, do you one
bite it whole thing in your mouth or do you
two bite it, like bite it halfway and then finish
the second one.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Tiny squares are tiny to do more.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
It's not the time. Okay.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
So there's the mini size. That's the square. Then there's
the next size up, which I think is the fun size,
or I may have it backwards. Remember, And they're the
ones that are like, you know, it's like it's like
a quarter of a candy bar, you know, in length
that one you can to bite. My kids, my kids,
I've observed them as they've torn through the hellowen caeny.

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They sometimes bite it. Sometimes one shot it.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Okay, So well here's what somebody was saying. In the comments.
Someone did point out that, well, they think the razor
blade was inserted after it was bitten. And again go
see the picture if you haven't seen it yet, it's
on our Instagram story JV Morning Show. Because according to them,
if it was a complete like whole mini you know,
chocolate snack or whatever, and if you tried to stick

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a razor blade in it, then especially one of this
shape the outer chocolate would crack and like lose its form.

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I think there's that, And I also think that it
because the razor blade is so perfectly sticking out of
a half eaten candy bar. How did you bite down
on this and pull away perfectly that whole half to
expose the razor blade? Right, If you bid into something
and you hit your teeth on it, you would not
you you'd open your mouth, and you'd open your mouth.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Immediately, and then you'd have to peel it away.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
I thought that too. I thought maybe they just pulled
it out a little bit more for the picture to
show that it was been there.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
Like obviously, if you bite into something and you feel
like there's something there you want to investigate, you take
out part of the piece.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
I just think this thing would be so mangled, Like
imagine trying to get an object out of the inside
of a camera. You would have to hold it firmly
on one side.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
And now you're splushing it and now you're pulling ourselves.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
Now you're pulling the thing apart. And if there's one
thing we know about a milky way, it's got kramel
and nugat in there.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
And that thing is sticky.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
It would, but it would be all stretched out, Selena,
because as you pulled two halves of a milky way apart,
there that karmel is gonna string out. We know that
I'm an expert on these because I've eaten forty two.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
Of my kids milky ways. They are so good. I
forgot how good a milk add up. Yeah, it doesn't.

Speaker 5 (51:39):
In my opinion, A lot of it doesn't pass the
smell test just given. And I know it's not fair
to judge things based on past experiences, but the majority
of these stories all get debunked. And I'm saying I'm
saying the vast, vast majority.

Speaker 2 (51:50):
The other comment I saw, and this is a little
more off topic, but let's say they did go and
then trying to catch the person who you know put
the razor blade in the candy, someone is like, well,
that person knows what houses they went trick or treating.
I just go back there. Do you remember all the
houses you went to? Graham? Because I have, I would
have no idea. I know the neighborhood. I couldn't tell
you which.

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Houses I could take if you, you know, got into
my head, if I had to walk around the neighbor
that I took my kids trick or treating in. I
bet you I could get a very high percentage of
the house. I mean, I know the police, I know
the route that we took, so I could retrace our steps,
whether or not I could guarantee each individual house, I
can remember most of them like that we went to.
I mean you, it is something that is you know

(52:29):
in a police investigation, you can narrow that down. I
mean you can start to interview people about that. I
mean you have a you have a list right quote.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Unquote forward though every year.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
What you need to do now is just take a
picture of the candy and in front of the house
you got it from.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So before that point, K can you just pose with
a handfule of can and take a picture of a
picture of you as you put it into my kids.

Speaker 5 (52:52):
Buckets, they should put a QR code on each piece
of candy and then you scan it as it's going
into their podcast, it goes back. It's registered to them
with they're so security number, mother's maiden name, yes, that
they grew up on when they were a kid. I think, look,
I have a raised wind that I was using it
over the week. My wife and I were doing some
wallpapering O fun weekend, right, And I have a little

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retractable raised same shape as that one. I'll put it
in a milky way and you bite into it. So
tomorrow and then we'll see it. I see what it
looks like as you discover said razor blade. And what
happens to the candy bar as you.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
Try to extrass eight five tomorrow morning? Yeah, laden candy
or research purpose?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Obviously? Hey, really quick? Do you guys think there is
such a thing as too soon to bring somebody home
for the holidays? One of my family members in a
new relationship, and if I had to guess, it's maybe
they've been together a couple of weeks to a month.
But everyone as she's talking about this new relationship, everyone's like,

(53:56):
oh my god, did we get to meet him at Thanksgiving?
Are you bringing him over? And she was like, uh,
I don't know to change the subject. Is there such
a thing as too soon? Yep?

Speaker 3 (54:04):
I think there is a very early on a relationship.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Also, very early on a relationship, like if I was
the one and somebody invited and we'd only been dating
a short time, like you're gonna come to my family's
thanks KEEVI, and I'd be like, haha, I actually don't
want to, you know, like that early into a relationship.
But I definitely think you hit a there is a
too soon in my mind. I don't know where the
number lies where like, oh, we've been together for five
months and now it's good. I don't know where that is.

(54:28):
It depends on how serious the relationship is. I guess
what about.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Those times where it does get serious really fast?

Speaker 7 (54:33):
I think it depends on how much you know about
each other too. You don't want to bring someone over
and then everybody's asking them questions and then they're still
getting to know you and getting to know the basics
about you.

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I don't even know this bee's last name. But maybe that's.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
Still okay if the person is if the person is
fine with it, like it's not like you're telling your
family like, oh we're getting married, like hey, this is
this is who I'm seeing now.

Speaker 6 (54:56):
I think if I still think there is a too soon,
and I still think I think you should have had
brought them home to meet the parents before you bring
them home to meet the family, like a dinner with.

Speaker 5 (55:08):
Different parents or whatever. Yeah, at Applebee's and then you
share a bloomin onion or whatever is that from Applebe's
that's out back whatever, and then you know, and then
the Thanksgiving is step two.

Speaker 16 (55:20):
Yes, Okay, a month might be too soon if it's
a very new relationship, it's just might be too soon.
I would say, like, maybe if you guys were together
three months, maybe six months. Three months is pushing it,
but still, but who knows. Maybe they have a situation
where they don't have somewhere to go to for the holidays.
So if that was the case, I would definitely invite them,

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even if we were just newly going out, so that
could be it. But yeah, I don't know if I
would want to show my crazy family.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
See that's a great point.

Speaker 2 (55:50):
See what about that? Because I feel like when me
and my now husband got together, I did invite him
to Thanksgiving and we had only been together about a month,
and he ended up not coming because he was working
that day. But he didn't have anywhere to go. He
doesn't have family out here, So I did invite him.
I did want him to feel included. He ended up

(56:11):
not going, but he went to my family's Christmas party
the next The following month, like, was that too soon? Well, again,
I didn't feel like it for us.

Speaker 7 (56:22):
I think that is the exception. If they don't have
another place to celebrate, then you have to invite them.
That's your partner. But I think because it's such a
big deal with the family being there and asking so
many questions, I think you stay away from bringing them
over for the holidays if it's like, very very early on.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
I feel like in a lot of cases it's more
it's the family makes it a big deal. Yeah, you
know what I mean, what if it's just the couple
that just they want to spend the day together.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
I also think you have to if it's very early
relationship and even though they don't have a place to go,
and you invite them to your families and they don't
feel comfortable yet going and meeting your entire crazy family,
you have to would be like, oh, you have to
have some understanding there, Yes, that they can. It's not
a knock against pressure, it's not a knock against you
and your relationship. Maybe they're just not ready to be
thrown into the fire and have twelve aunts and uncles

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grilling them about when they can expect.

Speaker 3 (57:13):
Some kids.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
For a week.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
Yeah, relax. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Next on the JV Show, Graham, you have an updates
something going on at your house that you'd like to
share with us.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Are going to be happy about that?

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Show on this Monday. I'm Selena and I'm just a
couple of talkbacks before we get to Graham's update. A
couple of things that we were just talking about. Someone
a teen in the South Bay in Gilroy found razor
blade in her candy. There more Dav's show.

Speaker 10 (57:56):
This is different Pittsburgh, quick, come on, can regulate?

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Hey, what have you ever thought about? What if it
came from the manufacturer like that?

Speaker 10 (58:07):
So you buy the bag of Costco and then you're
just giving out a candy? Yeah, your finger, But what
if I really liked that when it got into the bag,
Howard was to know, have a good day, guys, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
So that is also within the realm of possibility. Now, look,
I'm only gonna speak from experience, from what my wife knows.
For a long time she worked at General mills and on,
like Nature Valley was one of her brands. They make
all the bars and stuff like that. Everybody's eating a
Nature Valey bar.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
She said.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
To get into the facility where they manufacture the Nature
Valley bars, it's you are screened more thoroughly than going
into a prison, because they cannot allow anything like this
to happen because it can completely ruin your brand. So
you are beyond screened and then screened again, and then
brought into a lock dair the the security process and

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screening and checking of you, and you can't you can't
even bring your phone in there, like you can't bring
anything in.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
And so while it is within the realm of.

Speaker 5 (59:00):
Possibility that somebody somehow figured out how to smuggle a
razor blade and then put it into one piece of
candy on the line right before it hit the wrapping machines,
I don't think you have that opportunity to touch in
the candy when before he gets wrapped. It's a very
very outside, very outside chance. Given what I know about
the manufacturing, I.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Don't think it not even like a smuggling situation, like
maybe something just broke off there in the factory.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Yeah, you could get a piece of it.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
That does happen from time to time, miss metal and stuff,
and then it all gets recalled.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
And how many times has your wife checked into a
prison to know what the safety measures?

Speaker 5 (59:31):
All her past boyfriends were incarcerated, so she used to
try to bring them like a file or like a switchblade,
stuff they might find, you know, useful in there.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
It was tough to get it in there.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
The other thing that we were talking about is is
there such a thing as too soon to bring someone
new home for the holidays?

Speaker 15 (59:47):
Good Wanting JV's show just wanted to reply with the
bringing someone your day to the holiday. I met my
husband two thousand and seven. Our first date was December
sixth He met my family on New Year's Even two
thousand and seven, going into New Year's they of two
thousand and eight, that's when my family actually celebrates Christmas.
So we've been together since two thousand and seven, married

(01:00:08):
since twenty eleven. We have two boys, almost fourteen and
a seven year old, and we're doing amazing, great day guys.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
So I guess there's not such a thing as too soon.
Just whatever works for you.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Well, I mean, whenever we talk about any relationship thing,
whether it be this or like a large age gap
or something. We always get people to talk aback, like,
look at us, we've been married for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (01:00:28):
We're happy. It clearly worked for us.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
Had my wife brought me home to Thanksgiving the day
let's just say our first date was the night before,
we'd still be married today. It would still have all
worked out. I guess the question is like, is it
more or less appropriate? It's not really the right word,
but should you be bringing somebody home right off the bat?
Nothing could have changed Kate and I getting married. If
I had met her family twenty minutes after our first date,

(01:00:50):
we'd still be married today. Yeah, you know, so I
think that was more like what we were trying to
figure out is like should you right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:58):
A lot of families would be like, wait till you're
serious with that person before you waste our time and
we get all invested in this, you know, relationship. So
I do see that side of it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:06):
Well, you guys, as parents, what would you say if
you're once your kids are dating, if they're like, hey, mom,
i've only been you know, with so and so for
this long? Like can I bring them over?

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
Or what would you advise too soon. Okay, really I
would want to meet the person, so I think, bring them, but.

Speaker 7 (01:01:25):
You want to meet them like off to the side alone, right, Like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Yeah, I kind of want like a like a meet
the parents first before the Thanksgiving. But again, my Thanksgivings
in my family generally very very large.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
If you brought somebody new, people probably wouldn't even notice.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
I think people could show up, and even if you
weren't part of the family, you just arrived like it
was your Thanksgiving. I don't think my family would notice either.
There's too many people. Everyone just assume you're related to somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:01:47):
Oh wow, I love it all right, gram we got
to get to this big update.

Speaker 5 (01:01:53):
Does you guys are gonna and everybody listening is gonna
hate me for this one.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
Why So remembermber.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
Back and I talked a lot about this on the show.
I had like a he a friend asked me if
he could store his like RV trailer thing on my
property and I had said yes, and he said, look,
it's just going to be for one It's for one
day and then I'm gonna come back and pick it
back up again. And he did come back and pick
it up that first time. And then the next time
he's like, Hey, I need to drop the trailer off

(01:02:21):
this RV for just again one night.

Speaker 3 (01:02:23):
I'll be back the next day to pick it up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:25):
And then it sat there for more than nine months
before I could eventually get him to haul it out.
And that was a momentous moment we talked about on
the show, like this RV, this dilapidated RV finally gone.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Thank God.

Speaker 5 (01:02:39):
Well, I got a text on yesterday morning from him
and he's like, Hey, I need to bring the r
V by and drop it off and I'm going to
come pick it up on Tuesday. So I got this
text yesterday and he said he's gonna come pick it
up on Tuesday. And he's really sorry, and I, you know,
you understand right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Right, Cram you guys.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
I didn't have the heart to say no what I
would have just left him on a red I thought
about that too, but Kate, then he knows I read
the message.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
But then you blame it on the kids. All the
kids had my phone. They open things up. They don't
tell me when someone calls or when someone texts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
He's like, oh, bring you, I'll do some like you know, uh,
you know, do some mowing at your property.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Whatever, it makes it that last time I know.

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
And he's left you on read before when you were like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:28):
Hey, bro, that's a good point.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I wish you had been there to remind me that yesterday,
because I even texted Kate and I was like, Kate's like,
w two, WTF what what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
You have to be kidding. I was like no, I'm
not kidding. It's a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:46):
So then I was like, it's like, I'll go unlock
the gate. Fine, you can bring you up.

Speaker 7 (01:03:51):
Oh my god, Graham prediction journals out.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
I am not even joking that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
From the time that I hit send and then I
went outside to take the dog out, like less than
fifteen minutes later, he was already there. It was already there,
and it dropped off and he was already gone.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Are you serious?

Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
He didn't even say like hey, how how'sly.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
He must have been on his way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
He was already there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:15):
I think he's I think you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:17):
Have already been there because it was there and he
was already gone. I mean, it was like a it
was like a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:22):
Magic Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:04:24):
Okay, how long will the trailer be at Graham's house?

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
Aelena Tuesday, he said, Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
No, I'm gonna I'm gonna play it safe and just
say after Thanksgiving because after that it's gonna be He's
gonna be too busy before Thanksgiving leading up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:37):
Now.

Speaker 5 (01:04:37):
Look in my response, I said, there's gonna be some
rain later this week. It looks like Wednesday the rain
might start. And I was like, I can't have it
getting too money and then you can't. Then it's stuck
and you can't get out, so you have to get
it before then.

Speaker 3 (01:04:49):
He agreed, Oh my god, that doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 7 (01:04:52):
I'm gonna say November twenty five, I'm such a right
before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Okay, but Gramm, you're going, You're going Tuesday's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
I'm saying to.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
I have to say to. I have to believe otherwise
I'm in some big trouble.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, you are in my house.

Speaker 5 (01:05:06):
I will say, look it out the window and seen
it there, like it does feel like it belongs there
because it was he was there for almost a year
and now it's like back in its home again.

Speaker 7 (01:05:17):
Um you're gonna hear yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Wow, such an idiot.

Speaker 7 (01:05:21):
Your fall decorations like it's ruining your fall vibes.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Tuesday, he said to put that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
In the prediction journal. Gram says to what's your what's
your guest? Slena, I just play at least until Thanksgiving.

Speaker 7 (01:05:34):
Thanksgiving, Jess I said before Thanksgiving November twenty fifth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Okay, so we'll seek im on the spot. And I'm
a nice person.

Speaker 1 (01:05:45):
Oh no, the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Now that I pay more attention to the lyrics of
that song, Brenda Carpenter's kind of she's a little brisque.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, that one is.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
It's jaw dropping when yeah, you really listened to the
lyric and last week was it? Last week you played
the kids bop version that came out of that song,
which was also jaw droppingly but like just bad, how
ridiculous the lyric change was. And my wife and my daughter, Quinn,
who's a six years old, was in the car listening
to that segment, and Kate texted me right after and

(01:06:20):
she's like, Quinn says, she likes the real version better.

Speaker 2 (01:06:24):
Like dang it, Quinn, me too. It's wealthy fri nine
are We're the JV Show. I'm Selenam and I'm Graham.
You were telling us how you let your friend I'm
off that r V at your house. It's again, Graham.

Speaker 7 (01:06:40):
If I was Kate, you would be sleeping in that
damn r V.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
Get it out of there a sack.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
I'd like to say I could sleep in it, but
there's a big hole in the side of the weather.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Would just the rain would just be pouring.

Speaker 5 (01:06:55):
It's in pretty rough shape.

Speaker 3 (01:07:01):
I'm an idiot, Yeah you are.

Speaker 14 (01:07:06):
It's all the stuff you need to know what's hot
happening today in the Bay.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
We have to talk about Chris Jenner's massive birthday bash
from over the weekend. Did you guys happen to see
or hear anything about this? By the way, she turned
seventy years old last week, so her kids took it
upon themselves to throw this crazy birthday party at Jeff
Bezos's mansion that the party was at according to reports

(01:07:38):
before the party, because there were some rumors that this
might be like a secret wedding for Chris Jenner. Because
what we knew was that it was gonna be at
Jeff Bezos's mansion, three hundred people expected to attend, and
there was going to be a major recording artist performing.
Doesn't that sound like a wedding could be? I honestly
don't know now that I think it was. But there

(01:07:59):
were a lot of Seles Bertie in attendance. Prince Harry,
Meghan Marko were there, Megan Markle, Mariah Carrey, Zuck was there,
Paris Hilton, Oprah, Martha Stewart, jay Z and Beyonce were there.

Speaker 3 (01:08:12):
Just billionaires robbing elbows with other billionaires. Jay Z and
Beyonce managed to sneak in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:17):
I guess they got like some of the best parking
access where they parked directly on the estate, so cameras
didn't see them there. We only saw as jay Z afterwards.
That's how we knew that they were at this party,
which I didn't think they liked the Kardashians very much,
but there they are.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Well, so who's who a billionaires? So you got to
be there, I guess, so that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
And as for the major recording artists that performed, it
was Bruno Mars.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Wow, that performs. He's still trying to work on that game.

Speaker 11 (01:08:44):
That.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
I was like, dang it, fine, I'll do the Bezos party.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
By the way, he saw pictures of Chris Janner. Oh
my god, she looks like she's thirty five. She looks
it is crazy, incredible. She's wearing gloves she talking about
I didn't notice that because your hands your age.

Speaker 7 (01:09:01):
And we don't think, say, right, we don't think there
are any surgeries available for hands yet.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Right. And then the reason why I don't think this
was a secret wedding is because Chris Jenner was wearing
a red gown the picture that I saw, and I
saw Kylie war white, and if it was her mom's wedding,
I don't think she'd be wearing white.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Yeah, you're probably it was just.

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
A birthday party.

Speaker 5 (01:09:20):
They don't have a hand lift surgery, like say, they
just slice right around your wrist, then pull the skin
tighter and make your bring your hand younger.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
And then you always just wear like a watch or
bracelet to cover up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
That would work because like your skin, where your knuckles are,
that would be that would be like I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:09:36):
Going mine back right now. My hand looks young. It
looks twenty eight and a half. Again, I mean I
am twenty and a half.

Speaker 7 (01:09:41):
Literally, there are non surgical options and surgical options apparently
we just don't know about them. I guess you can
get like fillers injected into your hands.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
Oh my god, you're gonna get pillow hands.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
That's doing too much.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
So there's fat transfer for hands too.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
What's like a BBL for hands?

Speaker 7 (01:09:58):
Yeah, I store the wall the knuckles on that show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
It had to be out there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Going back to talking about weddings just really quick. Fans
think that Taylor Swift is doing bridesmaids dinners. I don't
know if you've been seeing any pictures of Taylor Swift
out recently. She's been like one by one going out
to dinner with certain girlfriends. Like recently she was out
to dinner with Gigi Hadid. Another night she was out
to dinner with Sabrina Carpenter on Friday, and then another

(01:10:32):
night she was out to dinner with, you know, another
one of her friends. Fans have a theory that she
is taking her friends out one by one to ask
them to be her bridesmaids in her wedding.

Speaker 7 (01:10:41):
She's probably giving them each all like a yacht or something.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
Well, yeah, she's like she puts a big box down
on the table and then of course, like the butterflies
and the doves fly out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:50):
But yeah, bridesmaid propose.

Speaker 5 (01:10:51):
Down there on the bottom is keys to the new
car that will drive you, and then below that there's
keys to the yacht, and then there's the helicopter keys
that come with it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
I would love to be in her wedding. Oh, the
brides are the best.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
So everyone thinks that Selena Gomez will be one of
the next ones because she has not yet gone out
on a bridesmaid dinner.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
That would sort of cement the.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
Theory though, right, Yeah, Honor most likely?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Right, A good question, I think so, But I mean,
I don't know. Maybe Taylor has like childhood friends that
have been there her whole entire life.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Yeah, Katie Perry too.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
No, I don't think Harry so much. I don't think
that all right, Graham, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
No, Steph Curry no problem for the Warriors.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
He missed his third straight game yesterday because he's been sick,
some kind of illness, but the team easily pounded the
Pacers one fourteen to eighty three at Chase Center, and
that was the team's largest margin of victory ever without
Steph Curry in the lineup. In the Steph Curry era,
they've never beaten a team that much when Steph Curry
is out with injury or illness. The Warriors had lost

(01:11:51):
their previous two games on the road, one in Sacramento
like the Beam and then in Denver over the weekend,
so it's good to get one back in the wind.
Calmn Warriors had to Oklahoma City to on the Thunder
tomorrow night. Hopefully Steph will be feeling good enough in
this one to take on the defending champs. I forgot
the Oklahoma City Thunder won the championship last year.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
I forgot about that too.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I've kind of block that out of my bom who
gives a fart? Yeah? Who gives a part about that?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Whart the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Before we get to our photus from home, Grammy, Grammy, Grammy,
you let this friend so called friend of yours drop
off this raggedy old trailer back at your house. Last
time he did that, he didn't pick it up for
nine months.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It's sat there, major iore for nine months.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
And he texted me again over the weekend, and I
couldn't say no.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I just I don't know why I was put on
the spot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
And I said, yeah, sure, and ten seconds later was
that it was already back.

Speaker 17 (01:12:45):
Hey, JV Show, this is Priscillia from ce Lorenzo.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
I think we should all.

Speaker 17 (01:12:51):
Put in our guesses and Jess I should like jot
it in like a little book and the listeners are included.
And whoever is the closest to how long the r
V is gonna be their trailer?

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
When's the chuck mug?

Speaker 7 (01:13:09):
I like, did she give hers?

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Do they? She didn't? But what do they?

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Just slide into JV Morning Show on Instagram's account and
just give a date and then you can job him
down closest. I mean, this might not go very long,
you guys, because he says he's picking it up tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Yeah, that's not gonna happen. We all know that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:28):
I'm confident in that it's not.

Speaker 7 (01:13:30):
I don't think it's gonna happen. I could put a
question on our Instagram story and people can respond with
their answer there and then Instagram will log it for me. Okay, okay,
I'm gonna do that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Let's do that. So make sure you're following JV Morning
Show on Instagram.

Speaker 18 (01:13:44):
Oh my god, how are you not instantly pissed when
you saw that text? I'm okate, are we so mad?
Prediction journal?

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Definitely next year, at least until next year next she
might be right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:02):
Are you a little scared?

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Of course I am. One night turned into nine months.
I can't believe you. That sounded like a pregnancy thing thing.

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
See, I felt bad for you the first time around.
I can't feel bad for you now.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
Look I'm wor you on that one. I totally agree
with you. No sympathy. I'm not asking for any sympathy
on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
I can't wait for Wednesday myself. That's an update, whether
or not actually picked it up or not. Let's run
through our photos from home really quick. You know, every
Monday we bring a picture from our weekend. You can
check these out on our Instagram. JV Morning Show. I,
like probably a lot of parents, was in a scramble
last night. My son is in TK, and while I
was getting his stuff ready for school this morning, I'm like,

(01:14:45):
oh my god, he had homework assignments. Oh, so we
had to quickly disguise the turkey. This is one of
his projects. We had to disguise the turkey so it
wouldn't be hunted for Thanksgiving, and he wanted to make
the turkey into spider man. So we have a spider
turkey here that we color. There ain't no.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
Way that he did.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
I mean a cute picture and cute drawing, but like
he ain't no way he did that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:07):
I drew the lines like where they're red and the
blue separate. He did all the coloring, and then I
did the spider and like the spider weblines.

Speaker 5 (01:15:16):
Okay, one phenomenal coloring and all the color inside the lines.
That's good, but all the weblines and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
The teacher's going to be like to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
My mom did this, but I mean it was a
family project that was like allowed, oh okay, okay project.

Speaker 5 (01:15:28):
Yeah, it was tk homework that seems a little yeah,
seems a little soon, all right, mind's the picture of me.
It was a wallpaper weekend in my house. My absolute
least favorite thing to do. If you want to put
your marriage to a test, to a test, just wallpaper
or something. It's absolutely miserable. This is in my daughter's room.
My wife wanted to do one wall of wallpaper, and
of course it's like a super tricky one around a

(01:15:49):
window and all that stuff. It was a nightmare and
it did not. It turns out looking pretty good. Just
don't look too close, like at the finished product, because
there's a couple of seams that, just like the pattern,
does not match up, and so there and there was
no and there was no fixing it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
You can't see it in this one, Selena.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
I can't see it a little bit. I'm zooming it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
You can't see that. That's all one. You're looking at
one two foot wide sheet there. You can't see it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
But at the end, when I got down to the
final panel, of course there were spots that matched perfectly
and other spots that didn't, which does not make any sense.

Speaker 7 (01:16:20):
Did your daughter have a say in the pattern, like
which one she wanted?

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Nope?

Speaker 2 (01:16:24):
Are you It's hard to tell because the picture's cut off,
But are you clenching your butt cheeks?

Speaker 7 (01:16:28):
Oh it looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
Yeah, this was a very tense, tense moment. I was full,
definitely full clench because this is a it was a
tough portion to wrap the inside of a window corner there.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Yeah, I was full clenched, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:16:41):
Yeah, Wow, you were tense.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Any comments about my legs or anything? You see what
legs there? Usually you guys have some snarky remarks like.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Still, yeah, they look a little lumpy, but I feel
like that's shadows.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
Okay, yeah, it's just the cheeks that caught.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Thanks for noticing.

Speaker 5 (01:16:59):
I actually crup picture out because it did look like
a full clench.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
I tried to. I tried to get rid of most
of that, but for this stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Yeah, wow, and Jeff.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
My picture we got all dressed up to go to
dinner for our anniversary. I try to crop out the
person's finger. She took the person that took a picture
of us, like half her finger was, No, half of
her finger was at the bottom of the picture.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
You know, we really got it. Let's get it together.

Speaker 7 (01:17:28):
People like when you're taking a picture for somebody else,
they don't care because it's fair picture, you know, but like,
you know, like common courtesy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Here, I went out to Carmel. We went out to dinner.

Speaker 7 (01:17:38):
Now you got drinks, food. It was delicious. I recommenda
in Carmel if you want to go check it out.
But yeah, it was. It was really really nice. We
had a lot of drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Did you guys exchange vouchers? We did know that.

Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
It was Charlie said, for for anniversar reasons. It's you know,
a mutual one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
Selena, You're gonna die when I should.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Wait, Gram, I say it over, send it over.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
We're posting it. We're posting it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
I didn't know what. I don't know what. I don't
know why. I was full clench, but this is it's bad.
Send it fit.

Speaker 2 (01:18:22):
We're putting it.

Speaker 11 (01:18:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Way, we're talking about that next the JV Show on
Wild ninety four nine.

Speaker 2 (01:18:29):
That JV show I'm Selena does. So we were just
talking about our photos from home and if you haven't
checked them out yet, go now to JV Morning Show
on our Instagram. But I kind of noticed, you know,
you can only see half a Gram's butt. I was like, Graham,
is your are you clenching your butt cheeks? I can't
obviously see the full thing, but it kind of looks
like it, and you admitted that you were. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
I crupped that part of the picture.

Speaker 5 (01:18:52):
Because it does there's something going on back there, and
I cropped it out, but I guess I left too
much in because eagle eyed Selena over there caught it.
So then I just say, you guys, the picture unedited,
and I don't know what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
In the picture. Wait, why I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
It looks uncomfortable, it does.

Speaker 7 (01:19:14):
You didn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
Didn't feel that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:16):
I was concentrating very hard on the wallpaper. It's very
difficult doing wallpaper, and I hate doing it. And I
don't know what happened. What happened there? It looks like
I got like hit by a football bag there or something.
In my show, it's just stuck in like a crater.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
I will say. It does make you look like you
actually have a little butt, because I do. Wow, you
don't have one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Well, there's a small one there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:39):
I mean, now we have proof that there is in
fact a small one.

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
Yes, it's an illusion, though I don't think there actually
is something better.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
It was full full.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I'm so glad I spotted that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
I can't pull me out of that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Go check out The Clunch

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):

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