November 18, 2025 • 17 mins
On today's episode we talk about a landlord walking in unannounced, golden showers and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy Tuesday. Yes, it goes. It means another Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh is that what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's what we're doing. Yeah, then let's fucking do it. Yeah, Graham,
do you have something?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I do have something that I want to talk I
do as well.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jess, did you bring any I have one gross content?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's a little gross.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I guess somebody on us.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh let's start there then, yeah, Yess.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's just a.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Little bit of a scenario because there was a woman
that posted to TikTok saying she was like, but ass
naked when.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wow, Jess, you're gross, Like our boss has listened to that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Can you edit that part out?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, we're gonna have to bleep it at least it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, she said, as I know who am I today?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
But she woke up to a bunch of men walking
into her apartment because I guess her landlord and a
few other people were I don't know what what it
was that they were going to check out in her apartment,
probably her body. But in this video you see the
guy and the guy's like, oh, sorry, you know, sorry,
sorry that we walked in while she's like naked, but
(01:06):
he continues to like take the little peaks at her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Why was there a video rolling?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
So there was a video rolling because she's naked, and
she's like, oh my god, is somebody like walking into
my apartment right now? Like I'm if somebody's walking into
your apartment, you're like weird out by it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So she's recording it.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
She's recording it. You can't obviously see that she's naked,
but she's.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's the part I want to see.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, seriously, but what would you do if something like
this happened to you? Because people in the comments were
surprisingly divided on this.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What is the division so that some of us support
naked women some of us don't.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess some random men barging in while you're naked.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah they do. Haven't you seen those videos online? It
almost seems to turn it to some sort of wild
sex different.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let me explain.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Somebody was like, did you know that they were going
to show up to your apartment on that day? And
she was like, oh, well, there was an email that
I missed where they had I guess asked or they
had mentions. Yeah, they gave a notice that they were
going to be coming that day, So is that still
her fault?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I mean, I think that's they should still knock.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
They should still do something to tell them that they're there.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
They I'm assuming they still knocked and maybe she was
getting out of the shower or something. I'm assuming they
still knocked. But then they begin to let themselves in.
They've given you the forty eight hour notice or whatever
is required. They have a professional who they are paying.
You know, I'm just like going through landlord mindset here.
They're paying this person to come make a repair or
(02:32):
whatever it is, or do an inspection like that. You're
on the clock there, so you don't want to stand
outside waiting knocking for an hour. It's like, okay, we've
given you notes to do, you didn't answer. Now we're
going to open and let ourselves in. They are, i think,
legally within their right, but there still should be plenty
of knocking in hallo, we're coming in.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
If anyone's aside we're.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Coming, you know, you need to announce yourself. You know,
you know they did, and they and I assume that
they did if they're doing things correctly.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But you know, not all landlords. You know, we've all
dealt with that right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So a lot of people in the comments were either
saying like, hey, it was okay, or sue them, sue
them immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Like anytime I ever put in like a like a
maintenance request or whatever and it's like, do we have
your permission to enter?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
If nobody is home, it's like, oh no, you don't.
Fuck no, Why would I be like, yeah, come on it.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Sometimes is it nic just to come home and have
whatever thing fixed that I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Want some stranger all up in my space.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like open your underwear drawer it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, it's even awkward when I'm there, because then there's
a stranger in my space. But I'd rather be there
then have somebody in in my home when nobody's there.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But it's so awkward when they go in and what
do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then you're sitting around.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
They have to pretend like you weren't just laying on
the couch in your pajamas.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
At one o'clock in the afternoon, you.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Know, like you got to pretend like you have awkward
you're important. It's like having when somebody you hire somebody
to clean your house. Being home during that time is
the most uncomfortable thing that there is, I know possible, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And if you're not home, Like, how do you tell them, hey, like,
I'm paying you to do this and you didn't like
this is still super dirty?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
And how do you make sure they're not because a
lot of cleaning ladies in my experience, have been in
my underworge or like.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just like giving a big sniff.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I set up cameras right to catch that by the dresser.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, they're only in mine for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But after something like this happens, like I could never
look at my landlord ever again, because now they know
what I look like fully naked, and that.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Would just be and it ain't great probably oh wow
for me, Like it wouldn't. I wouldn't Like you don't
want you don't want this. Yeah, I'm sorry to see that.
You're scarred. I'm traumatized.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Provoke the discount on the they've.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Been giving you the hot girl discount, and then they
saw everything.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
They're like, no, never mind, we're gonna have to take
that back.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Sorry, ma'am, you're gonna have to pay extra.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Also, remove the shower cams. Remove the shower cams we
were about to install. We don't We've seen enough. We
don't want to see that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
That is an actual fear of mine that I'm like,
you've brought something gross for a while thought oh, sorry,
that wasn't I guess, yeah, that wasn't that gross.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Just involved the female naked body, which just finds disgusting
that which she said it was pretty greast.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Well, it's we have to start off slow with my
with my story that way, once it gets to your guys's,
it builds up because I know you guys are super sick,
and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Gonna be hey, you were true Graham, what do you have?
And I'll tell you what I have and then we
could just go from there and decide what's sicker.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I wanted to talk about because a lot of people
traveling to their significant other's house or something and staying,
you know, with the in laws or whatever for Thanksgiving.
I wanted to know about your guys opinions on the
getting busy in the in law's house, what your like,
what your rules about that are?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh okay?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And then I had this rumor that Drake got peed
on in a movie theater. But which one do you
want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Can't we talk about both, Yeah, which do you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Want to talk about?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
First?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Have some great options here.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Let's see talk about the first.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So, Drake this week recently denied getting Pete on in
a movie theater, and this rumor.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Goes back years.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I guess, do you remember his feud with Meek Mill?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Uh huh? I get to say this sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Don't I don't remember if we talked about it at
some point. I completely forgot it because this is like
news to me this week. Yeah, so, I guess Meek
Mill had brought it up in one of his songs.
This is back in like twenty fifteen. Again, I don't
remember any of that. So it wasn't until this week
that I saw resurface interviews of TI. Here's what started
the rumor, t I said, And he's talked about this
in interviews. He's talked about this in one of his songs.
(06:38):
He said that one of his boys got so drunk
at the movies once that he peed in some of
the Pete got on.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Drake, Like they're sitting next to each other, I see,
like coming down from the balcony above that I.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Don't know that I don't know, but like so it
turned into this thing that TI's friend Pete on Drake,
and Drake took offense to that, and He's like, I
did not get Pete on and so that's what he
he cleared up this week he said, no man ever
pissed on me in my life. That story is for
the internet because that man doesn't have shit to say
in their interviews to get watched, and he's clearly talking
about Ti. Ti on his side is like, I don't
(07:12):
even know why anybody who would take offense to that.
It's not like I said, you got golden showered. I'm
saying that like my friend got drunk Pete himself and
he got some p on.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You strictly accidental.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right, Does that change things?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Because you, obviously is a man or anybody you don't
want to get golden showered, But like somebody drunk accidentally
peeing on you, that still sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Obviously.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
No, it's not good and it's embarrassing, but it's way
way light years better than the things.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Unless you're into that, I guess then.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Then you do you, But if you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Are not into that sort of thing, then yeah, you'd
rather like what's the big deal?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was an accident.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was accident.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Now, okay, we're all in relationships.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Uh huh, none of us, I think, are into Golden Showers.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nothing we know. Jess is like the prim and proper
in this segment.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
So like those are the people that you usually have
the most skeletons in their closet.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, So she probably is. She'll never admit it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Podcast, And here's my question, is your chance to come clean?
Just if your partner really.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Really really is his one dream all he wants in life,
the one thing that's going to make him a really
happy fiance soon to be hasband.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
He just wants to try this. This is one thing
and all of his fantasyes well been fulfilled.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Would you do that?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But the one thing he wants, like have him on me?
That's gross.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I'm sorry if I'm sorry if you listening like Golden Showers,
But I just that is like past my boundary, your
past relationships, no past period, past the past, Like that's
way past, Like what I would be willing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What if you're stung by a jellyfish?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What do you mean? Oh, because that's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like help, Yeah, reduces the sting. You're in a lot
of pain.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
There's your no medical help around, and he's got a
whizz on your on your leg or something, just diving
jellyfish to bring on the pee.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'll take a stranger whizz all over me. That stranger
who cares, just got look at me in pain.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah, if the jelly not if the jellyfish thing is
on my face, but if it's like on my foot
or something on my foot, whizz on bro r kelly
r kelly it up.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't care, but my face or something, no, what.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
What if it's on your really lower back or like
one of your butt cheeks and you have to kind
of slide, you know, to get the angle right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're slightly bent over just.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
A little bit.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, you have to get on you got fours obviously,
and you need to arch your back to make sure
that everything runs down properly.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, of course, I mean jellyfish thing, it can
be very painful. So yeah, of course you would.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Do that, right, that's just du Clearly you guys are
into golden showers, so speak to us about your experience.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Didn't say that ever done it, But if my man
really really really do it, I just feel like that's
my husband like if he has if he has one
fantasy in his entire life, and it's that.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
But you know for a fact that it's not. He's
not gonna be done at one that if he doesn't
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But if he doesn't and doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Like that's no, he's he's not gonna be done at one.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And he that's going to be your new like routine
every time you guys do it.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And no, it could be either way.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm not paying on him.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Why not? That's what he is into.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, well it starts I assumed him paying on me.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Oh, you're very open to getting wizzed on but not okay, Well,
would you rather be the pe or the peer?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't want to pee on somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think you'd rather be the pe?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You rather you want.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Somebody peeing on you?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, I'd rather be.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
He said, Pierre is better because you're not getting any
of anybody's p on you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, I'd rather be the p er. That's Selena.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Would rather be the pe.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
If my man wants to pee on my foot, like
and that's your family.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's not where you want, that's not where it's heading.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Where where does it go? Like right on your chest?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, what's and it's like sprinkling up to your face.
No have you did you not hear about the Diddy parties?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah that's what was going.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, but that was Diddy. He's sick.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, we're just this is the thought experience, actually sick?
Got it? Okay, So you'd rather be the p I'd
rather be.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
The pe or.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You a pee on your man?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, it's better because then I'm not getting any p
on me.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not weird. He's like laying on his back and
you're just saying.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
It's a weird. It's a weird scenario. But we're just
not talking about preference. And I'd rather be the peer.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, this is getting would rather be the received.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I told you it was sick. I told you it
was gross.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You're sick.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You're sick, all right again?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
If Selena's men's listening for that, that's my husband.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Anything he would want to try at this point, try
almost anything, almost stopping there, almost anything.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm getting this segment of this podcast, I.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Would consider, depending on what.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm clipping this and I'm giving it to him as
a Christmas present, I'm gonna put it on a CD.
How do I give somebody a USB, a digital copy
of this second just just that part that I'm gonna
get it laminated and give it to him for Christmas,
and then he can redeem that at any time of
his choosing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No expiration date on that vouchy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You don't get to pick the gifts.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You just said, I'm down to try anything, So.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, but you don't need to where that's me. I
pick where I draw.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Wait, clearly you're not drawing the line.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Consider almost you're down to get wisdom if that was.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
His number one fantasy ever, and I get and we're
let's say we're already we're like in a pool or something.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You're swimming around anyway, that doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So I guess you are. You have like, maybe not
a golden shower, but a golden bath.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's what you like, a golden area.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Anybody that's been in a hotel pool or a water
park pool, we've all been showered golden shower or something.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It is gross.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did you still want to do what you have Grandma's.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, really quick.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I just didn't want to ask you. A lot of
people traveling for the holidays, you go to the in
law's house. Where are you guys at with the getting
busy or any type of action in when either you're
staying at your parents' house there are parents there. They're
either your parents or your in laws, And does it
(13:37):
make a difference between the two, because in my mind
it does.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It does.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'd rather do it at my parents' house same than
my in laws. I'm not fucking around at my in
law's house.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I didn't know if that was just me take on that.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Because it's like I'd rather not do it at all,
Like and I'm fine, guys, we'd rather do not doing
it at all because that's like if I go to
my mom's, she has like a twin bed for us
covered in cat hair, Like.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Like, you guys, aren't We don't.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Really, we don't stay there too often because there's just
not a lot of room for our family. But if
we did, my preference would be not to do it.
I don't, let's blame I had to pick, it would
be my parents' house.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Let's say you're at an airbnb somewhere and you just
you all happen to be like let's say it's a
cabin or something, so it's not necessarily your parents house
or you're in lost parents house they're both there.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, the mouse is going to stay in the house
that weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your mouse is staying in your house.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
With both in Let's see for me, it's so I
didn't know if I was alone on that take. If
I like, for example, this weekend we're going to celebrate
Thanksgiving at my parents' house. If the situation arose there
and something could happen, I don't even I wouldn't think
twice about it, don't care. And she's something different about
being like your own parents' house. If we were at
Kate's parents' house, not a chance. Yeah, what about what Jesse?
(15:01):
I entirely ruling it out, But it would be would you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Feel more comfortable at an airbnb? I feel like I would.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I would be comfortable, especially depending on like the room
situation and like how close we are to their room.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Share a wall, the headboard, They're gonna hear every bit
of it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I'm out then.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I mean, it is different if it was because you're
on neutral territory there, You're on a neutral site, which
makes it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
But I do think that guys are more likely to
be like, yeah anywhere who cares well?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I mean at the end of the day. At
the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You know, Jess, have you ever done at your mom's house?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No? And I, like you said, I have a twin bed.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She looked up into the right when she gave me.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, you guys, my twin bed for my kio would
actually not survive.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Wow, you guys are real rowdy. Yeah, it's like wrestle Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
In there, because when you built it, there was like
five screws left.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So yeah, that too. I'm pretty sure something's broken, like
underneath it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So there's that, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
My stuffed animals would be watching and we can't do that.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
But so would you rather if you had to pick one,
would you rather do it there or do it at
your man's parents house?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I would rather not do any But yeah, I guess
parent my parents. It feels like less.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But it's so.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Awkward and that weird. But I didn't know if I
was the only one that drew that distinction or not.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
No, because it's a comfort thing, I think. So you'd
rather get caught by your own mom.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Than his, that's what it comes down.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, Oh, I'd way rather get caught by my own
parents than by.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
The Yeah, I would.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I would rather not get caught at all, obviously, But
I think the thing is my mom would never look
at me the same.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And she already knows you live in sin I know, but.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I just feel like, yeah, like you said, gram like
she knows, but I think she'd still be.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Like, what I really getting caught by my husband's mom.
She'd be more like, like, my bad and like joke
about it if if that after my and my mom
would just I don't need that lecture.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's just different. It's so different.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You guys are so scared of your mom's Yeah, it's
just like.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
We have such like a nice bond that I feel
like that would taint it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know, it would definitely be tainted because.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
She'd see this relationship is not going to be the
same person didn't have a taint.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Guys are more predominant taint. But I feel like we've.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Had this discussion.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't remember what our findings were.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, wow, well that does that include.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The Yeah, this got weird. This is a really weird
thoughts podcast. You're sick. I tried sick.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I tried to clean it up, but you Guys, are
I
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Blame Jess me too?
Happy Tuesday. Yes, it goes. It means another Wild Thoughts podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Oh is that what we're doing.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
That's what we're doing. Yeah, then let's fucking do it. Yeah, Graham,
do you have something?
Speaker 2 (00:11):
I do have something that I want to talk I
do as well.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Jess, did you bring any I have one gross content?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
It's a little gross.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I guess somebody on us.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Oh let's start there then, yeah, Yess.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It's just a.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Little bit of a scenario because there was a woman
that posted to TikTok saying she was like, but ass
naked when.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Wow, Jess, you're gross, Like our boss has listened to that.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
What is wrong with you?
Speaker 5 (00:36):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Can you edit that part out?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, we're gonna have to bleep it at least it.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, okay, she said, as I know who am I today?
Speaker 5 (00:44):
But she woke up to a bunch of men walking
into her apartment because I guess her landlord and a
few other people were I don't know what what it
was that they were going to check out in her apartment,
probably her body. But in this video you see the
guy and the guy's like, oh, sorry, you know, sorry,
sorry that we walked in while she's like naked, but
(01:06):
he continues to like take the little peaks at her.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Why was there a video rolling?
Speaker 5 (01:10):
So there was a video rolling because she's naked, and
she's like, oh my god, is somebody like walking into
my apartment right now? Like I'm if somebody's walking into
your apartment, you're like weird out by it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
So she's recording it.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
She's recording it. You can't obviously see that she's naked,
but she's.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's the part I want to see.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Yeah, seriously, but what would you do if something like
this happened to you? Because people in the comments were
surprisingly divided on this.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
What is the division so that some of us support
naked women some of us don't.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I guess some random men barging in while you're naked.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah they do. Haven't you seen those videos online? It
almost seems to turn it to some sort of wild
sex different.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Let me explain.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Somebody was like, did you know that they were going
to show up to your apartment on that day? And
she was like, oh, well, there was an email that
I missed where they had I guess asked or they
had mentions. Yeah, they gave a notice that they were
going to be coming that day, So is that still
her fault?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I mean, I think that's they should still knock.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
They should still do something to tell them that they're there.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
They I'm assuming they still knocked and maybe she was
getting out of the shower or something. I'm assuming they
still knocked. But then they begin to let themselves in.
They've given you the forty eight hour notice or whatever
is required. They have a professional who they are paying.
You know, I'm just like going through landlord mindset here.
They're paying this person to come make a repair or
(02:32):
whatever it is, or do an inspection like that. You're
on the clock there, so you don't want to stand
outside waiting knocking for an hour. It's like, okay, we've
given you notes to do, you didn't answer. Now we're
going to open and let ourselves in. They are, i think,
legally within their right, but there still should be plenty
of knocking in hallo, we're coming in.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
If anyone's aside we're.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
Coming, you know, you need to announce yourself. You know,
you know they did, and they and I assume that
they did if they're doing things correctly.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
But you know, not all landlords. You know, we've all
dealt with that right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So a lot of people in the comments were either
saying like, hey, it was okay, or sue them, sue
them immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Like anytime I ever put in like a like a
maintenance request or whatever and it's like, do we have
your permission to enter?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
If nobody is home, it's like, oh no, you don't.
Fuck no, Why would I be like, yeah, come on it.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
No.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Sometimes is it nic just to come home and have
whatever thing fixed that I don't.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Want some stranger all up in my space.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Like open your underwear drawer it.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Yeah, it's even awkward when I'm there, because then there's
a stranger in my space. But I'd rather be there
then have somebody in in my home when nobody's there.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
But it's so awkward when they go in and what
do you do?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
And then you're sitting around.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
They have to pretend like you weren't just laying on
the couch in your pajamas.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
At one o'clock in the afternoon, you.
Speaker 6 (03:48):
Know, like you got to pretend like you have awkward
you're important. It's like having when somebody you hire somebody
to clean your house. Being home during that time is
the most uncomfortable thing that there is, I know possible, Like.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
And if you're not home, Like, how do you tell them, hey, like,
I'm paying you to do this and you didn't like
this is still super dirty?
Speaker 6 (04:06):
And how do you make sure they're not because a
lot of cleaning ladies in my experience, have been in
my underworge or like.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Just like giving a big sniff.
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I set up cameras right to catch that by the dresser.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, they're only in mine for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
But after something like this happens, like I could never
look at my landlord ever again, because now they know
what I look like fully naked, and that.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
Would just be and it ain't great probably oh wow
for me, Like it wouldn't. I wouldn't Like you don't
want you don't want this. Yeah, I'm sorry to see that.
You're scarred. I'm traumatized.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
Provoke the discount on the they've.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Been giving you the hot girl discount, and then they
saw everything.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
They're like, no, never mind, we're gonna have to take
that back.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
We have to.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Sorry, ma'am, you're gonna have to pay extra.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
Also, remove the shower cams. Remove the shower cams we
were about to install. We don't We've seen enough. We
don't want to see that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
That is an actual fear of mine that I'm like,
you've brought something gross for a while thought oh, sorry,
that wasn't I guess, yeah, that wasn't that gross.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
Just involved the female naked body, which just finds disgusting
that which she said it was pretty greast.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Well, it's we have to start off slow with my
with my story that way, once it gets to your guys's,
it builds up because I know you guys are super sick,
and it's.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Gonna be hey, you were true Graham, what do you have?
And I'll tell you what I have and then we
could just go from there and decide what's sicker.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
I wanted to talk about because a lot of people
traveling to their significant other's house or something and staying,
you know, with the in laws or whatever for Thanksgiving.
I wanted to know about your guys opinions on the
getting busy in the in law's house, what your like,
what your rules about that are?
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh okay?
Speaker 4 (05:49):
And then I had this rumor that Drake got peed
on in a movie theater. But which one do you
want to talk about?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Interesting?
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Can't we talk about both, Yeah, which do you.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Want to talk about?
Speaker 6 (05:58):
First?
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Have some great options here.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Let's see talk about the first.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
So, Drake this week recently denied getting Pete on in
a movie theater, and this rumor.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Goes back years.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I guess, do you remember his feud with Meek Mill?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Uh huh? I get to say this sounds familiar.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Don't I don't remember if we talked about it at
some point. I completely forgot it because this is like
news to me this week. Yeah, so, I guess Meek
Mill had brought it up in one of his songs.
This is back in like twenty fifteen. Again, I don't
remember any of that. So it wasn't until this week
that I saw resurface interviews of TI. Here's what started
the rumor, t I said, And he's talked about this
in interviews. He's talked about this in one of his songs.
(06:38):
He said that one of his boys got so drunk
at the movies once that he peed in some of
the Pete got on.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Drake, Like they're sitting next to each other, I see,
like coming down from the balcony above that I.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Don't know that I don't know, but like so it
turned into this thing that TI's friend Pete on Drake,
and Drake took offense to that, and He's like, I
did not get Pete on and so that's what he
he cleared up this week he said, no man ever
pissed on me in my life. That story is for
the internet because that man doesn't have shit to say
in their interviews to get watched, and he's clearly talking
about Ti. Ti on his side is like, I don't
(07:12):
even know why anybody who would take offense to that.
It's not like I said, you got golden showered. I'm
saying that like my friend got drunk Pete himself and
he got some p on.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
You strictly accidental.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Right, Does that change things?
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Because you, obviously is a man or anybody you don't
want to get golden showered, But like somebody drunk accidentally
peeing on you, that still sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Obviously.
Speaker 6 (07:32):
No, it's not good and it's embarrassing, but it's way
way light years better than the things.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Unless you're into that, I guess then.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Then you do you, But if you.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Are not into that sort of thing, then yeah, you'd
rather like what's the big deal?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Right?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
It was an accident.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
It was accident.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Now, okay, we're all in relationships.
Speaker 4 (07:51):
Uh huh, none of us, I think, are into Golden Showers.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Nothing we know. Jess is like the prim and proper
in this segment.
Speaker 6 (07:58):
So like those are the people that you usually have
the most skeletons in their closet.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
Right, So she probably is. She'll never admit it.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Podcast, And here's my question, is your chance to come clean?
Just if your partner really.
Speaker 7 (08:10):
Really really is his one dream all he wants in life,
the one thing that's going to make him a really
happy fiance soon to be hasband.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
He just wants to try this. This is one thing
and all of his fantasyes well been fulfilled.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Would you do that?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
No?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
But the one thing he wants, like have him on me?
That's gross.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
I'm sorry if I'm sorry if you listening like Golden Showers,
But I just that is like past my boundary, your
past relationships, no past period, past the past, Like that's
way past, Like what I would be willing to do.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
What if you're stung by a jellyfish?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
What do you mean? Oh, because that's supposed to.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Like help, Yeah, reduces the sting. You're in a lot
of pain.
Speaker 6 (08:55):
There's your no medical help around, and he's got a
whizz on your on your leg or something, just diving
jellyfish to bring on the pee.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I'll take a stranger whizz all over me. That stranger
who cares, just got look at me in pain.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeah, if the jelly not if the jellyfish thing is
on my face, but if it's like on my foot
or something on my foot, whizz on bro r kelly
r kelly it up.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I don't care, but my face or something, no, what.
Speaker 4 (09:26):
What if it's on your really lower back or like
one of your butt cheeks and you have to kind
of slide, you know, to get the angle right.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
You're slightly bent over just.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
A little bit.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
Yeah, you have to get on you got fours obviously,
and you need to arch your back to make sure
that everything runs down properly.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Yeah, yeah, of course, I mean jellyfish thing, it can
be very painful. So yeah, of course you would.
Speaker 5 (09:51):
Do that, right, that's just du Clearly you guys are
into golden showers, so speak to us about your experience.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Didn't say that ever done it, But if my man
really really really do it, I just feel like that's
my husband like if he has if he has one
fantasy in his entire life, and it's that.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
But you know for a fact that it's not. He's
not gonna be done at one that if he doesn't
like it.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
But if he doesn't and doesn't.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
Like that's no, he's he's not gonna be done at one.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
And he that's going to be your new like routine
every time you guys do it.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
And no, it could be either way.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
I'm not paying on him.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Why not? That's what he is into.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Yeah, well it starts I assumed him paying on me.
Speaker 6 (10:37):
Oh, you're very open to getting wizzed on but not okay, Well,
would you rather be the pe or the peer?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
I don't want to pee on somebody.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I think you'd rather be the pe?
Speaker 3 (10:47):
You rather you want.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Somebody peeing on you?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
No, I'd rather be.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
He said, Pierre is better because you're not getting any
of anybody's p on you.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, I'd rather be the p er. That's Selena.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
Would rather be the pe.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
If my man wants to pee on my foot, like
and that's your family.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
That's not where you want, that's not where it's heading.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Where where does it go? Like right on your chest?
Speaker 5 (11:09):
Yeah, what's and it's like sprinkling up to your face.
No have you did you not hear about the Diddy parties?
Speaker 2 (11:18):
Yeah that's what was going.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, but that was Diddy. He's sick.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Well, we're just this is the thought experience, actually sick?
Got it? Okay, So you'd rather be the p I'd
rather be.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
The pe or.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
You a pee on your man?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Well, it's better because then I'm not getting any p
on me.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
That's not weird. He's like laying on his back and
you're just saying.
Speaker 6 (11:42):
It's a weird. It's a weird scenario. But we're just
not talking about preference. And I'd rather be the peer.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, this is getting would rather be the received.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
I told you it was sick. I told you it
was gross.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
You're sick.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You're sick, all right again?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
If Selena's men's listening for that, that's my husband.
Speaker 4 (12:01):
Anything he would want to try at this point, try
almost anything, almost stopping there, almost anything.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm getting this segment of this podcast, I.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Would consider, depending on what.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
I'm clipping this and I'm giving it to him as
a Christmas present, I'm gonna put it on a CD.
How do I give somebody a USB, a digital copy
of this second just just that part that I'm gonna
get it laminated and give it to him for Christmas,
and then he can redeem that at any time of
his choosing.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
No expiration date on that vouchy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You don't get to pick the gifts.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
You just said, I'm down to try anything, So.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yeah, but you don't need to where that's me. I
pick where I draw.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Wait, clearly you're not drawing the line.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Consider almost you're down to get wisdom if that was.
Speaker 7 (12:45):
His number one fantasy ever, and I get and we're
let's say we're already we're like in a pool or something.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
You're swimming around anyway, that doesn't count.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
So I guess you are. You have like, maybe not
a golden shower, but a golden bath.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
That's what you like, a golden area.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Anybody that's been in a hotel pool or a water
park pool, we've all been showered golden shower or something.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It is gross.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Did you still want to do what you have Grandma's.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, really quick.
Speaker 6 (13:16):
I just didn't want to ask you. A lot of
people traveling for the holidays, you go to the in
law's house. Where are you guys at with the getting
busy or any type of action in when either you're
staying at your parents' house there are parents there. They're
either your parents or your in laws, And does it
(13:37):
make a difference between the two, because in my mind
it does.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
It does.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
I'd rather do it at my parents' house same than
my in laws. I'm not fucking around at my in
law's house.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
I didn't know if that was just me take on that.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Because it's like I'd rather not do it at all,
Like and I'm fine, guys, we'd rather do not doing
it at all because that's like if I go to
my mom's, she has like a twin bed for us
covered in cat hair, Like.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Like, you guys, aren't We don't.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Really, we don't stay there too often because there's just
not a lot of room for our family. But if
we did, my preference would be not to do it.
I don't, let's blame I had to pick, it would
be my parents' house.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Let's say you're at an airbnb somewhere and you just
you all happen to be like let's say it's a
cabin or something, so it's not necessarily your parents house
or you're in lost parents house they're both there.
Speaker 6 (14:29):
Yeah, the mouse is going to stay in the house
that weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Your mouse is staying in your house.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
With both in Let's see for me, it's so I
didn't know if I was alone on that take. If
I like, for example, this weekend we're going to celebrate
Thanksgiving at my parents' house. If the situation arose there
and something could happen, I don't even I wouldn't think
twice about it, don't care. And she's something different about
being like your own parents' house. If we were at
Kate's parents' house, not a chance. Yeah, what about what Jesse?
(15:01):
I entirely ruling it out, But it would be would you.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Feel more comfortable at an airbnb? I feel like I would.
Speaker 5 (15:07):
I would be comfortable, especially depending on like the room
situation and like how close we are to their room.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
Share a wall, the headboard, They're gonna hear every bit
of it.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
I'm out then.
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I mean, it is different if it was because you're
on neutral territory there, You're on a neutral site, which
makes it a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
But I do think that guys are more likely to
be like, yeah anywhere who cares well?
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Yeah, I mean at the end of the day. At
the end of the day.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
You know, Jess, have you ever done at your mom's house?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
No? And I, like you said, I have a twin bed.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
She looked up into the right when she gave me.
Speaker 5 (15:42):
No, you guys, my twin bed for my kio would
actually not survive.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Wow, you guys are real rowdy. Yeah, it's like wrestle Mania.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
In there, because when you built it, there was like
five screws left.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
So yeah, that too. I'm pretty sure something's broken, like
underneath it.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
So there's that, all right.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
My stuffed animals would be watching and we can't do that.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
But so would you rather if you had to pick one,
would you rather do it there or do it at
your man's parents house?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
I would rather not do any But yeah, I guess
parent my parents. It feels like less.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But it's so.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Awkward and that weird. But I didn't know if I
was the only one that drew that distinction or not.
Speaker 4 (16:26):
No, because it's a comfort thing, I think. So you'd
rather get caught by your own mom.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
Than his, that's what it comes down.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
No, Oh, I'd way rather get caught by my own
parents than by.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
The Yeah, I would.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
I would rather not get caught at all, obviously, But
I think the thing is my mom would never look
at me the same.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And she already knows you live in sin I know, but.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
I just feel like, yeah, like you said, gram like
she knows, but I think she'd still be.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Like, what I really getting caught by my husband's mom.
She'd be more like, like, my bad and like joke
about it if if that after my and my mom
would just I don't need that lecture.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's just different. It's so different.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
You guys are so scared of your mom's Yeah, it's
just like.
Speaker 5 (17:21):
We have such like a nice bond that I feel
like that would taint it.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
You know, it would definitely be tainted because.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
She'd see this relationship is not going to be the
same person didn't have a taint.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Guys are more predominant taint. But I feel like we've.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Had this discussion.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
I don't remember what our findings were.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah, wow, well that does that include.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The Yeah, this got weird. This is a really weird
thoughts podcast. You're sick. I tried sick.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
I tried to clean it up, but you Guys, are
I
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Blame Jess me too?
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