Full show: Planet of the Apes

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When you need to know she's gotyou. It's three things with Hi,
good morning. So what's going tohappen to your TikTok app? Is just
going to like magically disappear from yourphone now that this has passed the Senate.
No, I don't think so.But I promised i'd keep you updated
when I had more updates on thesituation a couple of months ago. You
remember that was the big conversation ofwhether or not TikTok was going to disappear

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from the United States. Well,as of yesterday, the Senate did pass
an aid package, mostly with financesto Ukraine, Israel, I guess,
some security measures in Taiwan. Andon top of that, they were like,
now let's just throw in this TikTokband while we're at it pass the
Senate on its way to the President'sTSK. Now, President Joe Biden has
said earlier in this whole experience iswhat I'm calling it, that he would

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sign it. So what does thatmean? Means the Chinese parent company byte
edance of TikTok has nine months tosell it. Now, this will get
strung up in the courts for awhile. So I don't think that the
app is just going to like magic, disappear or change anytime soon. It
was a really big conversation though,amongst content creators in the last several months,
of you know, what do Ido with my account? Should I

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press forward? Should I not?Should I try to build something that might
change? So I feel for youif you are a content creator in that
sense. But when there's more,I promised i'd keep you updated. I'll
have that for you. Second,in three Things you need to know,
a big congrats to Ellie Dela Cruzwho had a two run homery yesterday,
so the Reds meat out the Phillieseight to one. The reason why this

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is valuable is because the the Phillieswere on this hot winning streak, like
seven wins in a row, andEllie was like, not today. Although
Ellie is like the sweetest person Ihave ever witnessed on the internet, So
I don't know if he was excitednecessarily to end their winning streak, probably
just excited to get the hit.I'm so excited, man, I'm so
excited because we have a really goodteam. I love them all right.

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And then finally, in three Thingsyou need to Oh and by the way,
one more thing on sports. Thedraft is tomorrow night, and I
believe Bengals fans am I right onthis. We picked number eighteen. Okay,
finally, in three Things you Needto Know, Kim had been trending
over the last twenty four hours.And now I guess I should say Sin
it's Friday, right, Kanye Westis trending. And I think when we

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speak about Kanye, I try tobe as delicate as I can with the
situation because even some of the thingsdon't make sense to me. Right,
It's like I have to do aton of research to try to get the
bottom line facts about what's happening withKanye, which is a challenge. So
his rep had hit up TMZ andI don't know why, but they had
said that Kanye is going to getinto the porn industry. Now, over

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the last several years, Kanye haskind of gone up and down with his
saying that he has addiction to porn, saying that he loves porn, saying
that it's not a problem. ButI think that's what addicts tend to do
in any case, right, theymake excuses as to why it's cool that
they love something. Show with thatbeing said we could see Kanye West in
full production of porn within the nextsix months or so. I'm gonna take

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that with a very very very finegrain of salt or sand, depending on
what mood you're in. I'm goingto the beach this weekend, so I'll
take sand. That is Three thingsyou need to know for the twenty fourth
of April coming up at seven twenty, and I'd love for you to get
a jump on this right now.What is the weird thing that you do
in your house every day? Evenmore granular for speaking of grains here,

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what is the one random thing thatyou have to do in your morning routine
if you're a night owl. Couldbe your night owl routine because Kim Kardashian's
got some unique ones. So we'lltalk about those at seven to twenty.
Best way to get involved with myshow outside of phone lines and DMS is
on the free iHeartRadio app. Onceyou have that secured on your phone,

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you can participate at any point byleaving a talk back with Tiff. You'll
see the microphone right next to theplay butt. You'll hold that down.
You got thirty seconds to free rainon the radio. You're waking up with
fifth in the morning. Huh,kiss, good Mornanda. The weird things
that you do in your house everyday that no one knows about. Okay,
those weird things also make you you, So of course I have no

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judgment for you. I'm just supercurious, and I fully realize that if
I'm going to ask you to exposeyourself in the tiff community, then I'm
going to have to do the same. So no worries on the one,
of course I will. This clipof Kim Kardashian is starting to go viral
from her interview with Jimmy Kimmel twonights ago. You might have already scrolled
past it. If that's the case, then you probably already have an answer

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to some of these things. Jimmyhad asked her to debunk some true and
false rumors that get spread throughout Hollywoodabout her, and all of them are
true, and these are unique thingsthat she does in her house most days.
The first one that you've already heardabout is the jewelry. I'm gonna
play it and then we're gonna talk. Is it true you blow dry your

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jewelry before you put it on?Very true? Well, why do you
do that? Because I hate beingfreezing. And when you put on cold
jewelry or like anything with a zipper, I just I need it warm,
really, and then to put iton. How much jewelry are you wearing
that it changes the temperature of yourheart, just like a mesh metal dress,
anything that's like a chain mail.Yeah, when I wear chain mail,

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I understand you. That means youwash your feet every night before getting
into bed. I do good.You sleep with your eyes slightly open?
I do How is that possible?How do you know there's footage because my
sisters have taken videos. Yes,yes, and you do. The thing

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that stuck out to me the mostis that anyone that grew up with best
friends probably has someone in their friendshipthat sleeps with their eyes open. Right,
that was like, that happens.I don't know how, but it
happens. It's just a weird humanbody thing that you don't have control.
However, the stuff you do havecontrol over. She blow drives her jewelry,

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which if you grew up in themillennial era and you wore those chunky
statement necklaces, shout out to you. If you're still rocking it, good
for you. Those were cold,those are icy. That's like putting a
stethoscope on your body and the doctorhasn't warmed it up yet. The other
one was that she washes her feetevery night before she goes into bed.
I'm big on taking showers before bed. If I'm gonna bathe myself once a

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day, and that's great if youdo it multiple times a day, but
I I'm a nighttime shower girl.There are people that shower in the morning,
midday, lunch, and dinner.I'm nighttime. If I'm gonna pick
one, it's always right before bed. So you know. There are multiple
ways to get in touch with meright outside of my phone lines, which
I would love to hear your voiceon this beautiful Wednesday morning five one three,
seven, four nine one o sevenone, or if you would rather

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remain anonymous about the weird giggly thingsyou do in your house, leave me
a talk back with Tiff on theiHeartRadio app. Once you download it,
are you maybe it's already downloaded?Gat You're ninety percent of the way there
to free rain on the radio,you'll see the microphone next to the play
button. Hold that down. Youhave thirty seconds. And of course,
if you share yours, I'll sharemine. Good morning, kiss one O

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seven one's commercial free. We're inthe midst of talking about the weird things
that you do in your house thatmake you you. This video went viral
of Kim Kardashian on Jimmy Kimmel chattingabout the weird things that you know she
does in her home, one ofthem being that she sleeps with her eyes
open. This is a well knownfact. Hi Brandon, you're on the
air. My son sleeps with hiseyes completely open. Now is that weird

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for you? And obviously it's weird, But are you do you ever like
try to close them? Well,the first time I seen it, I
thought he was like having the featureshaved the crap out of me. Yeah,
but yeah, I mean, yeah, I try to wake him up.
I mean I've taken videos of thembecause I'm not gonna like it's kind
of funny, but yeah, it'sreally crapy. Have you asked the doctor

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about this, Carla? Yeah,the doctor says lived in normal, that
he should as he grows up,he should grow But yeah, so even
as a banger, open eyes itwas really crazy. Can you all right?
So if my eyes are one hundredpercent of the way open right now
as I'm talking to you, whatpercentage would you say his are open?

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Like I need a visual on this, like open that, Brandon, thank
you for the call, and nowI'm curious. I need to see that.
Send me a DM. I hadpromised I would expose the weird thing
that I would do in my apartment, but I need to get I need

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to get someone from Cincinnati to helpme out. Like I'm not going to
share mine if you're not going toshare yours. So give me a call
five went three seven four nine oneoh seven one, or use the talk
bag feature. I know that that'sgood morning. Nothing is too weird or
out of pocket for my show.That's kind of how what I've discovered with
our Tiff community. Here you're wakingup with kiss one oh seven one commercial
free for a bit longer. SoI've been playing clips of Kim Kardashian from

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the Jimmy Kimmel interviewed two nights ago. They've started to go viral because of
all the unique things that she doesin her home. I struggle to call
them weird because I think all theweirdness makes us unique. One of them
is blow drying her jewelry before sheputs it on so that she's not cold.
That's unique to her. Gonna behonest, haven't worn a statement necklace
since probably twenty twelve. However,if you still wear them, I love

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that. Fore you, do youhave something for me? Good morning?
You're on the air? Okay?So I don't like my bare feet on
the floor, So like I putmy socks on, like immediately out of
the shower. It's the first thingI put on, even when they're wet,
because you know how it takes awhile for your feet to dry.
No, I drive them off first, okay, and then put the socks

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on, so you are never walkingbarefoot in your house. No, No,
I don't like the feeling because Idon't want to know what's on my
feet. Nope, socks always.And then do you take those socks off
before you get into bed or doyou wear them throughout the night while you're
sleeping. No, I take thesocks off at night. Okay. I

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can't sleep with socks on in bed. Okay, While I have you random
off topic, and I love thatyou shared your weirdness with me. How
do you feel about people wearing shoesin your house. I'm okay with that
for the most part, okaying hardwith four so I'm not too worried about
it and I can clean that easily. Okay. What was your name,
by the way, what neighborhood youwaking up with me in this morning?

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My name is Amanda that I'm fromLatonia. Amanda. Thank you for the
call. So if you share yourweird I promise to share mine. I'd
never let you hang out here byyourself. I am at the age of
thirty four years old, and thereis still a stuffed animal that I sleep
with every night. In fact,that stuffed animal as soon as I get
home is like the first thing thatI go to. Like you might go

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change your clothes when you get homefrom work. That's a big thing that
I like to do. I liketo take all my work clothes off and
put on something new. The firstthing that I do every day is go
check in on that stuffed animal.And my therapist she said it's my coping
mechanism. So she made me feelat least okay about it, and I
hope you do too, and ifnot, hey, these are the weird
things that make us us. Lynn. You need to know She's got you.

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It's three things with tith On,Hi, good morning. We'll start
right off here with Jelly Roll thismorning, was it looked like at some
sort of galla or fundraiser in Tennessee. We know he is really, really
trying to improve the juvenile justice systemstarting with Tennessee and his goals to raise

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a quarter of a million dollars herehe is, but I also want to
use this money at this moment asan opportunity to reach out. We have
more money and we want to givemore help. We just need more resources
resources. If somebody has a connectionwith the state. We want to take
what we're doing at juvenile and applyto every level three and every level for
more facility we can in state custodythrough Tennessee. As a kid that grew

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up in the Department of Children's Services, I know how much these kids need
to help as much as the kidsin juvenile we want to help. This
is the beginning of us scratching thesurface to a problem that I plan on
attacking hands on with my own moneyand my own time and my own energy
for the next you know, untilI quit do it. Really we love
it. You know you can tellit's so authentic and genuine, knowing that

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he has kind of gone through thatsystem for the first chunk of his life,
and it's really cool to see himgive back to that. And of
course, you know we love himfor his energy too. It means that
God will always use the least likelymessenger with the biggest message every single time.
You could take it to the bank, baby, take it to the
bank, baby. I love usingthat phrase, all right. Second and
three things you need to know.The government has agreed to pay victims of

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disgraced gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar at thetotal of one hundred and thirty million dollars
from that botch SB SBI batch FBI. And I'm so caught up on Jillie
Rolls's energy I can't get my mouthto keep up with my brain on that
one. This is back when theFBI pretty much messed it all up in

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twenty fifteen and sixteen. They hadclaims that they could have used and they
essentially just like didn't. So weare looking at some money here, one
hundred and thirty eight million. Now, by the way, this is just
one of several financialment settlements that havehappened five hundred million came out a couple
of years ago from US Gymnastics andthree hundred and eighty million from the Olympic

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Committee. This is split amongst threehundred people, I believe. And then
finally in three things you need toknow this morning, after what feels like
years of Queen Elizabeth's death, shehas been memorialized in the UK with a
giant bronze statue and of course allaround her are the little Corgis that she
used to have. That is threethings you need to know for the twenty
fourth of April. Coming up ateight thirty, your first chance of the

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watching Planet of the Apes last night. We're gonna talk about underrated movies here,
the ones that you kind of forgotabout, the ones that are so
good that when they come up onyour feed you almost rewatch them. And
when somebody tells you that you haven'tseen it yet they hadn't seen a yet,
You're like, oh my god,we should stop what we're doing right
now so you can watch this movie. My friend Tara had said that to
me this. I had never seenthe Britney Spears Crossroads movie that landed on

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Netflix. We watched that and itwas great. I get it. But
back to the Planet of the Apes. So it must be because the new
one is coming out, Kingdom ofPlanet of the Apes is coming out on
May tenth. But my recommended thiskept popping up on Hulu. I was
like, you know what, Iremember really liking these movies. So I

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spent the last three nights watching allthree Planet of the Apes and if you
bring me back to the weekend,I even watched the one with Mark Wahlberg
in It not as great, gonnabe honest, if you've seen that one,
probably the one and only time I'llever see it. Came out in
like the early two thousands, butthe other three were like late teens.
The last one came out in twentyseventeen. And let me tell you,

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Caesar the Monkey honorable. It's theonly way to put it. I mean,
I was literally crying on my couchwhen the series wrapped up last night.
I'm really looking forward to May tenthwhen the movie comes out. But
you know, I'm a super movienerd when it comes to that stuff,
underrated movies that you forgot about.Leave me a talk back with Tiff on
the iheard app. If I can'tcatch you on the phone this early in

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I got lost in the Planet ofthe Apes series this weekend and I
loved it. In fact, Planetof the Apes is the phrase you're gonna
need to win the Pitbull tickets comingup here in a few minutes, But
I want to know what some ofyours are. Good morning, Kiss.
I had another underrated movie that hasn'tbeen named yet, The Black Dog,

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about the truck drivers, the PatrickSwayze and Randy Travis and meat Loaf.
We're in really really good movie fromthe nineties. I knew we were gonna
get some weird talkbacks. By theway, thank you so much. You'll
see the microphone next to the playbutton if you want to join in on
this conversation once you listen to Kisson the app. I knew we were
gonna get weird ones, but II didn't. I've never even heard of

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that one. Another underrated movie,South Paum with Jake Jillenhall and Rachel McAdams.
Such a great movie. I forgotabout that one. Jake Jillenhal's got
that bar movie coming out, doesn'the. It's kind of like a similar
vine. Both of those I havenever seen, but I do love your
recommendations. All right, Coming upnext, Planet of the Eights is the

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to know she's got you, it'sthree things with tip Oh, good morning,

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or just before nine o'clock, andthat's when I get you paid.
Around nine oh five. Is hereyour first chance of that thousand bucks of
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But yesterday the FTC voted to bannon competes. Now, if you have
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anywhere because you're not gonna be ableto get a job for six months.
Really excited about that. Now.Of course, the Labor Commission is like,
well, we're going to file alawsuit against this. If nothing comes
from that lawsuit, this will gointo effect in one hundred and twenty days.
Second and three things you need toknow. Let's chit chat TikTok,
because I have a feeling this isgoing to come up in conversation or it

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will come up as a headline.It's going to say TikTok is going to
get banned, right, that hasbeen threatened for the last several months,
and I promise to keep you updatedon it. Yesterday the Senate passed bipartisanship
to get to this over to thePresident's desk. It was mostly a financial
aid package that was going to Ukraine, Taiwan, Israel, but on the
back end they said, oh andyeah, here's this TikTok ban as well.

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The President has already said that hewould sign this, so I don't
know when that's going to go intoeffect, but if it does, Bite
Dance now has nine months to sellthe app before the next phase happens.
I'm not gonna gaslight it and belike this thing is just going to disappear
from your phone, like one dayyou won't be able to open tik Talk.
I don't think we're gonna get tothat. I speak that language because

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I know that we have a lotof Cincinnatians that are content creators that rely
on this as an income. SoI promise to keep you in the loop
when there's more on that. WhenI am assuming this will also end up
in the courts, but I knowit's like, well, what do we
put our sock and our energy intoshould I be growing a TikTok platform?
It says, if it's gonna potentiallyget banned, pump the brakes. I'll

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have more when there is more,all right. And finally, in three
things you need to know, abig congrats to are Reds. When the
Phillies are here, They're like,nope, nope. They were seven games
hot and Ellie Da La Cruz essentiallycame in and shut it down and hit
a two run homers. So congratulationsto them. They beat the Phillies eight
to one, ending that seven gamewinning streak. They are back at GABP

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this week. That is three thingsyou need to know for the twenty fourth
of April. If you can hangout, if you can trade me just
a little bit of your time,I will trade you some cash. You
have a chance to win a thousandbucks. Here on Kiss one oh seven
one. Around nine oh five,it's time for Tuesday tips on Tip in
the morning. Well it's not Tuesday, it's Wednesday, and I am well

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known for messing up the days.But I promise Abby wasn't feeling well yesterday,
so we're back with her today.But it is a Wednesday, which
means we are one step closer tothe weekend, and she does all the
research so that we don't have toWhat is the one big thing we can't
miss this week app Asian Food Festival. Oh my god, it's happening Saturday

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and Sunday this weekend down on CourtStreet in downtown Cincinnati, and it is
going to be so fun. Theyhave so many vendors. They's going to
be fifty six restaurants and food trucks, secret menu items. They've got entertainment,
comedy, culture, activity, karaoke. So I feel like they put

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this event on very very well.This is the thirteenth year and it's one
of my favorite events of the year. And it's down on Court Street this
year. Is it always on CourtStreet? It feels new to me.
Yeah. I think it's moved arounda little bit, but the past few
years it's been on Court Street.Okay. Oh, looking forward to that
food, beverage and outdoor weather,which I'm hearing is going to be this.

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This is gonna be good this weekend. I'm down for it. Yeah,
can't wait for that. Give meall the fried rice? Mmm?
What else we have going on thisweek? Anything? Something all is happening
really fun? On Saturday down atMoreland Laggerhouse and in partnership with the Park,
they're celebrating Arbor Day down there,and this is a free event and

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they're going to be giving away threehundred red bud trees just for free.
Just giving away a tree, Yeah, which is a pretty big thing.
Like trees are expensive, and theysay these trees go really fast. I
guess they do this every year.They've upped the amounting away this year.

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So if you're looking for a newtree, head down there. It's going
to be right outside in the lawnarea of schmid Lap Event Lawn, right
next door to more Aligned. Butoutside of the tree giveaway, they're gonna
have kid zones with people from thecircus, lots of games. They're bringing
in raptors, So if you wantto learn about local birds and all kinds

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of stuff and see these the raptorslive, you can head down their music
and then they're going to be havingsweet trees from Aglameasis. Yeah. I'm
telling you right now, our citydoes a great job of catering to all
the weird needs of all of usweirdos. Because for some reason, checking
out raptors and getting free trees onSaturday is right up my alley. Yeah,
I love it with a cold beeror a two dollars stoop of ice

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cream from Aglaeasi's. I mean it, really, the whole family's going to
leave with the smell on those exabvi's from everything since, which is exactly
what the ne She does all thatresearch so you don't have to look into
it, especially if you have familyor friends coming in to visit you this
weekend. Anything else I need toknow. One last fun thing. I

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love supporting women owned business as awoman owned business owner. There's their big
crawl for women owned business this Saturday. Avtra Accelerator is putting it on and
there's over forty businesses that are participatingin this crawl. And I think this
is something fun, like if you'reworking to meet new friends or you just

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want to do something. You're likefamily, I need a break for the
day. I'm going and doing somethingso low Yeah, this is a good
opportunity because all the activities are areyou planned for you. All you have
to do is purchase your ticket andshow up and where and when is this
happening. So this is on Saturdayand it is taking place from I believe

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it starts at like eleven am andit goes throughout the day and tickets are
only twenty dollars. So if yougo to a eighth Accelerators or even Everythingsincy
dot com, you'll be able tolearn more about the crawl. But it's
through Covington. Okay, great,Abby from Everything Cincy. Thanks for stopping
by girl. She usually joins uson Tuesdays, so I hope you're feeling

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better. Thank you. I appreciateit. I have a great weekend,
guys. Coming up next nine forty, we'll run it back to the three
biggest things we talked about on theshow today. Do you have something that
you do that's unique to you inyour home, because we're going to talk
about some funny ones next