Full Show: FLORIDA!!!

Episode Transcript

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Because you're waking up with fifth inthe morning. Kids, put HI,
good morning. I don't really wantto make this about me. I prefer
to make it more about you forthe simple fact that I need someone else
to save me in this boat andprove that I'm not the only one with

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unhinged parents. The things they dofor us, save for us, in
my case, send to us.I'm wondering what is going on in their
brains. You remember a couple ofweeks ago I had told you about a
package that my mom sent me.She spent eighteen US American dollars to get
this box to my house for Easter, and when I opened it up,

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there were four shirts in there.If you're more of a visual person,
I'm wearing it. I'm wearing oneof them right now. And let me
tell you, this thing is likeno other. It's like the other.
I don't know why why she eventhought of me when she bought these shirts.
She spent actual money on the shirtsand then spent the mighty to send

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it to me. Now, ofcourse, I'm grateful of anything that my
mom does for me, but itjust makes me giggle because it's so unhinged.
Anyways, if you're a visual personof these. I'm currently wearing one
of them in studio right now atthe TIF two. F's Potter Like the
Wizard, if you want to seeit, because I am catching a flight
to Florida as soon as the showwraps up. I'm going to go visit

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her. And pretty much the onlything that I bought and brought with me
were these shirts. I'm gonna changeone out right now so that you can
see them when you do. Golook at this video, because I just
really cannot describe. Do you whatthese like? What is this? I

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cannot be alone five three, seven, nine one, seven to one,
or have your parents ever, Idon't know, save something random for you
that they're like, Oh I thoughtyou might like this, sent you something
in the mail. What is it? What unhinged thing have your parents done
for you? Good morning? You'rewaking up with Tip in the morning on

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Kiss on O seven one. We'renot far off from the piple tickets,
but we're in the midst of talkingabout the unhinged things our parents do for
us, send for us, savefor us. I had shared a story
about my mom. Now I wantto hear yours. Hi, You're on
the air. The only gift thatmy mom gave me was depression. Oh
god, yeah, that's about allI got. Well, let me tell

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you. These shirts right now thatI'm wearing, I just I feel like
I'm gonna look so good in Tampa, Florida when I go to the beach
and something that says, let's getflocked up. Yes at the TIF two
f s Potter like the Wizard.I'm putting them on as we speak.
So, outside of your mom givingyou depression, is there anything else of

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joy and value that you see inthis You know, it's too early,
hard to than my coffee to reallycome up with an answer for that one.
What's your name? By the way, we neghb already wakeing up with
me in this morning, Damien.I appreciate you listening. Unhinged is the
word that you're gonna need to winthe piple tickets coming up here in a

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few minutes. Don let's do itall right, thanks, ma'am. Sorry
about that. I plugged my iPhonein and of course it's just chirping away
at me, high Heather, you'reon the air. I have a mother
who sends me care packages. Yes, for context, I'm forty five years
old. Yes, I live twentyminutes away, and she will spend thirty

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dollars shipping a care package to methat she could drive over to my house.
There's something so genuine and sweet aboutthat, though, and I know
that's what we both appreciate that,right, There's no there's no way we
don't appreciate it. But it's justso funny to me. Absolutely. And
she sends me stocks for holidays,kitchen towels for holidays, candy. She

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was worried that she missed Saint Patrick'sDavis here. I said, do you
need me to get you one?Oh no, I'm good. Well this
is the shirt I'm wearing, thelong sleeve, one of the four shirts
that my mom sent me. Ifyou need a visual on this thing,
I hope it puts a smile onyour face. Well, I appreciate it.
I'm glad I'm not alone here.Oh never, That's why I do

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my show, you never alone.Ill didn't realize I was running a little
bit behind here. But if youcan give me two minutes, I've got
your chance to win the pitbull ticketsand a reminder the word is unhinged to
win them. Kiss one O sevenone. It's Tip in the morning.
I am praying that you have akeyword for me, fire at all,

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because that means you're going to pipuleon him. Congratulations. Not only are
you colored, Tim, but yougot the keyword. You're going to see
pipule this September at River Bend.Oh my god, I never would anything.
Congratulations. Happy Friday, Thank you, Happy Friday to you? What

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all right? Breathing? Get youract together? You're good? All good?
Happy to have you. What's yourname? By the way, what
neighborhood are waking up with me inthis morning? Oh? Renee? I
am in Batavia. Renee. Thankyou for listening to Tiff in the morning
every day. Thank you. Ihave been asking this all morning. But
does your do your parents or someonein your family ever do anything that's super

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unhinged for you? Oh my gosh, yes, my mom is straight up
tried to fight people before, Oh, missus, Like they hurt your feelings?
Where they at? What's their number? Who are they? What's their
social im? I ca hom deathpunk, I'm grown, I'm twenty eight
years old. I can handle it. Like, are you trying because they're
my thigh? Then I'll get himwell, Renee, thank you for the

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call. Congrats if you took anl on these The tickets go on sale
later on this morning or in theten o'clock hour, but John John will
hook you up this afternoon at fourpoint thirty. In the meantime, we
are still commercial free and not faroff from the three things you need to
know to get your day started inCincy at eight fifty when you need to
know she's got you, it's threethings with tiff On Kiss when I was

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seven. One good morning, HappyFriday. Oh my god, did you
see how many people showed up tothe NFL draft last night in Detroit.
Some of those aerial shots were wild, thousands and thousands of people. So
let's start with our Cincy Bengals Choosingat number eighteen. Cincinnati Bengals select Amarus

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Mims tackle Georgia al Sir out ofhigh school. It helped with the Georgia
Bulldogs pull off their win a coupleof seasons ago. The man is six
eight and weighs three hundred and fortypounds. Here's Zach Taylor talking about that.
It's rure, it's rare. Imean, when we see him,

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he looks like you get out weightand I don't know, I don't know
how, but you know, it'sjust is a rare size athlete and we're
fortunate to get him. I'm lookingforward to it. You know, I
can't imagine what it is like tobe in their shoes, but I'm going
to try my best. Right.You work so hard your whole life,
your dream is to get drafted bythe NFL, and then you get this

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phone call in the first round.Man, this coach Taylor Cincinnati. I
know you're excited. Man, it'sgood to hear you and your whole crew
over there, So enjoy the night. We'll get back in touch with you
here pretty quickly, but we're luckyto have you, and we're excited to
get you over here. So excitedfor him. The Vangals have three more

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picks today and six more on Saturday. The other thing, of course,
I wasn't gonna let this go talkabout the NFL draft. Last night,
Eminem showed up, talked a littlebit with Roger. Goodell also announced on
Instagram that he has a new albumcoming out here as a Taylor through his
complex and a criticized tongue twisting rhymes. The blonde anti hero known as has

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had no shortage of enemies, suns, fright, psychopathic. The same rude
lyrics and controversial antics may have ultimatelyled to his demand. So who joined
me as we recreate the events thatled to the murder of Slim Shady?
Coming out this summer? No releasedate on it? I had to google
it. Eminem's last album was inJanuary of twenty twenty. All right,

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moving on from the NFL draft,let's chat Dua Lipa at the time one
hundred gala last night, and sheis said to be not only the musical
guest, but the host of SaturdayNight Live this weekend girl, So for
once I had bestun it lied.Sorry about that. Here she is on
the red carpet last night. Yes, how are you feeling about that?

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I'm so excited. I'm really reallylooking forward to it. I'm just gonna
throw myself into what could quite possiblybe the maddest experience of my life and
just have fun with it. Haveyou turned to anyone for any advice?
Any comedian? No? Yeah?No, Yeah, but I did.
I hung out with Bow and Yangfor a bit, so I was like
picking his brain a little before Iget into all the madness. Yeah,
looking forward to it. I heardthat Ryan Gosling's episode, which was the

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last one, did really really wellfor SNL. Bow and Yang has become
one of the bigger guys at SNLover the last couple of years. All
Right, finally, and three thingsyou need to know. You know,
my brain is always looking for thenew release, the new movies coming out
there. Zendaya's newest one, Ibelieve it's called The Challengers, right,
it's the tennis movie is set tocome out this weekend, and we are

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going to hear from her. Shewas on the Kelly Clarkson Show. I
had no credentials to be there.I was just a guest of someone else,
and I just kind of beautiful gongthere. Yeah, because I had
spent so much time doing my hairand he was up all night. So
I was like, I'm getting apicture in this outfit. All right.
Yeah, spoken like a true allie. You know. That was in reference

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to how she snuck into the Oscarsthe first time that she went really really
looking forward to this tennis movie comingout, like I said, this weekend.
That is three things you need toknow for the twenty sixth of April.
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