Chat Roulette: Five Minutes to Chat the Biggest Topics

Episode Transcript

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Because you're waking up with fifth inthe morning. Kiss, good morning,
back from vacation, and we're gonnakick off our seven o'clock hour with chat
roulette. My gal Sarah from downthe hall. You're familiar with their voice
by now. It's just come onmy show like a million times. Good
morning lady, welcome back, thankyou. Before we debrief the vacation later
in the show, we're gonna takesome of the biggest topics that we just

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haven't had a chance to debrief andput them kind of in a wheel and
do a chat roulette. Sorry,we have five minutes to cover as many
topics as we possibly can, andwe will start off with the wheel and
it will lead us to where wewere gonna go. The wheel is gonna
tell us where we're gonna go.Perfect. I love that. Okay,

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starting off with Cody Ford and ttOh my gosh, Sarah. Why is
it that this has come up onyour for you page like eight hundred million
times and I don't even know whothese two people are, Dude. My
whole for you page is this dramaand the green dress lady with the shoes
going out to the club. Idon't know if you've seen that one.
I haven't. I took a socialmedia break on bag my vacation, So

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my FYP is probably janky right now. Can you tell me who Cody Ford
is? Cody Ford plays for theBengals well, and he sits on the
bench a lot, and so Iguess they had gotten engaged back in April.
Okay, Cody and t T andbroke up about a month later because
allegedly saying that he had cheated onher, and they had had issues in

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the past before, like at thestart of the relationship, so they were
in counseling and everything like that.But I mean two times and you're out,
buddy. So t T left themand she's now living down in Texas
and she's speaking out. She wenton the Hot Mess podcast with Alex Earlin
kind of told her story. Shenever actually says his name though, she
just refers to him as my ex. But it's never getting back together for
either of them. I just likethat if you're riding the bench on the

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Bengals. Oh. I always saidthat you've taken up so much time on
Sarah's FYP. It's because t Thas such a huge following. This girl
has two million followers, and weonly know who Cody Ford. I mean,
I am a huge Bengalstan. Ididn't know who the hell Cody Ford
was until I started following T Ton social media. Like she made him

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famous her content with him, Soit's just wild. I do too,
So she's gonna be just fine.I don't care what happens to him.
Okay, I'm spinning the wheel again. Jd Vance in Middletown. Oh yeah,
traffic backups, baby, Listen tohow like disassociated I was from the

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world over my vacation. I wasout with a friend of mine and he
said, I just learned that jdVance lives really close to where I live.
And my gut, like right outmy mouth was, oh, is
that a new Reds player? Likehonestly, good for you for being that
disconnected. I'm so proud of you. It's giving Red legs. Yeah,

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he's our new first baseman, shadyVan coming in at thirty nine years old,
making national news, and he's aboutto cause a lot of problems with
traffic up in Middletown. I guessthe door's open for that press conference today
at like ten or ten thirty.Keep your eyes out on the roads.
Yeah, yeah, all right quicklyif you're just joining us, this is

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chat roulette where we take the biggesttopics from over the weekend, even a
little bit of last week since Iwas gone, and we have five minutes
to try to cover as many aswe can. Joe Burrow's haircut, Oh
that's all the buzz baby, truly, And I just found out over the
weekend that another famous player with ourBengals shaved us had too. I guess

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that's the thing to do. Look, I don't know, but I feel
like Joe Burrow can pull it off. He can pull off any hairstyle.
I can't wait for the reveal thisweek. Training camp starts on Wednesday,
and I'm pretty sure that that's whenthe Bengals will start pushing out all that
social content of the new buzzed Burrow. So you also feel the same way
that all girls do. I betthat when your person or someone even close

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to your life shaves their beard orshaves their head without consulting you, Yes,
it's like an emotional It's like it'sa gut punch, it's a whole
new Joe Burrow, and we sawlike a news side of him when he
went to Paris. I like whatI'm seeing from him, Like he's really
ballsy, he doesn't care, andhe's like, you, guys, it's
just hair, It'll grow back.I would I would imagine if this whole

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attitude with it right, if youwere to put words in his mouth.
But there is something about when aguy cuts his hair and shaves his beard
that just leaves an elasting impression onyou. It's not always good. I
don't know. I feel like withJoe Burrow, he can't do any bad.
Okay, here we go. Wehave less than a minute left to
cover. As many says him.Ooh Love Island. Oh so this is

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not my forte. I know,girl, But there are people there saw
on TikTok video or a guys like, so, who are you going to
vote for in this presidential in thiselection? Rather? Yeah, there's only
two people and people are like,no, you're what are you talking about?
There's multiple and they're talking about thecouples on Love Island. Oh my
god, it has taken over ourentire country. I feel like you and

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I are the only ones that arenot watching it. I think so too.
I mean, to be honest,I have no idea what's going on.
I couldn't tell you one person onthere what the whole premise of the
show is. Apparently I look likesomebody on there, do you That's what
I've been told. Yeah, Idon't know about it. Holy You're right.
We were at Holy Grail on Saturdaynight and someone came up to you
and said, are you on LoveIsland? And I've actually been told this
quite a few times, like I'llpost a photo up on ig and it's

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I don't know, it's someone onLove Island. We have to google him.
Chat Roulette was Sarah Lee's from downthe Hall. As always, you're
more than welcome to join the conversationon any of the things that we brought
up this morning. Five win,three seven, four nine, one oh
seven one. The last thing I'llsay is that Drake's apartment or I'm sorry,
I live in an apartment. Drake'shouse flooded this weekend and it looked

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as if espresso martinis were just blastingthrough them is living room. But we
all know what brown water really is.