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➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Commissioner Pete Eakins. I was looking
for Neil.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
This is Neil. Who are you.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I'm Commissioner Pete. Pete Eakins. Your friend Jacob should have
told you about me. He's going on vacation, so I'm
filling in for him as the commissioner of the fantasy.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Football league, and I wanted to call it over a
few things.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
You have touch base with you a little bit as
the commissioner of the organization for the internal.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Well you're not really the commissioner, you're just stepping in
for a second.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Well, I don't know about that.

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Because Jacob, your friend, is the commissioner and he's going
out of town for a little bit, and so he
asked me to take over the team, which means I'm
the commissioner of this fantasy football league, and so.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
You're taking over his team. You're not taking over well
the league commissioner.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
Well, I am the commissioner. He is the commissioner of
the league. And therefore, now that I'm filling in, I'm
the commissioner. And I don't really think that there's a
lot of room for you to question my authority.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Is there? Okay, we're laughing. I really don't want to
have to start.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Seriously, I don't have to start want to start issuing
fines right away, but I'm prepared.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
To find Dude, this is fantasy football. What the hell
are you talking about fines?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I'm talking about the fact that this is more than
fantasy football. Fantasy football is real football as far as
I'm concerned, And that's why Jacob asked me to take
over the role of commissioner for the league in his absence.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
No, he asked you to take over his team so
he could play his games. Yes, that's all he has.
He's you have to be commissioner.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
He's the commissioner.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Correct, exactly he is.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
You're an owner in the league, yeah, correct, yes, and
therefore Jacob is the commissioner. So I'm standing in for
the commissioner of the league. Therefore, you are an owner
under my umbrella.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Bro, you haven't even paid it to this, Dan Lee,
Who are you talking about? What are you What are
you doing?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Speaking of payment? How bad do you want your starters
to play this weekend?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Dude? You can't mess with my team?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yes, I can.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm looking at the administrative capabilities right now in the app,
and I can kind of delete, I can bancheck and
put people on the injured list.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
I can do all sorts of things. So how bad
is your starters plans?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Oh? You're not You are not touching my team. I'm
just telling you right now.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
I'm perusing it now, and I have half a mind
to touch it.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Listen, Pete, I swear to God, dude, I swear to
everything holy. If you my team, I will find you. Oh,
I will find where you are.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Well, how much is it worth to you?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
How much is it worth to you?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Five hundred bucks?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
No, that hospital bill is going to be way more
than five hundred dollars. If you touch my team, you
will wake up with a crowd around. Do you don't
understand me? Do not touch my team?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Would you look at that Christian McCaffrey. He seems to
be the best player on your team. I would like
to propose trade that I just did. He's no longer
on your team. I've got him.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Now.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You just pray you're away the best player on my team.
Did you really do that?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:10):
I did, And I just want to let you know
I'm hovering my mouse over the delete button. Do you
want your squad deleted? Or do you want to send
me a check for five hundred dollars I've been moo
to either way.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Bro, you're just filling in for Jacob. That's all you're
doing this power trip? Were you getting this from? Were
you the kid that got like safety Patrol and you
had to share that little orange ben that you were
so happy?

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is that you?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'll have you know. I was very good at it,
very good at safety Patrol.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes, well, I'm sure you were. I'm sure you're a
good boy. You're a big boy. Now, don't touch my team.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
They've already been touched.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
They've already been touched, and I can touch them somewhere
unless you're willing to also refer to me as mister commissioner.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Dude, I'll refer to you as a loop. Oh that's
what you're being right now? Was a loop?

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Are you laughing? Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I am, because this is actually Jubil on the Jeubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your buddy
Jacob set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's a joke. You saw Jacob. I swear to god, he.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Said that he has to have somebody fill in while
he's out of town on your fantasy football league, and
you guys are competitive and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
You understand, Christopher Taffrey just came off of injury killing it.
I've been waiting for to come back.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
And well he's back on injury as far as I'm concerned,
and you haven't called me, mister Commissioner, wake up every

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Morning with Jebile Phone Franks