June 14, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
Need someone to feel the wrath of a Jubal Fresh character? He'll call whoever you want and prank them... so hard. It's funny. Submit yours here: https://forms.gle/mgACgtLBP3SPcyRR7
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone Frank Day Mornings on the twenties. Hi,
this is Trevor. I Hi you. Oh sorry, I guess
I should identify myself. My name is Trevor. I'm calling
(00:22):
from Auto Salon and we're detailing your mustang. Uh this kid? Yeah,
this is kid. Okay, Hi, So I'm calling with like
a little bit of an update on your vehicle that
we're detailing. Okay, is it almost done? Okay, so no,
(00:43):
it's not almost done yet. Yeah, and actually there is
something that like I need to let you know because
it might need to be in here for like a
while longer. Uh okay, Well Frank sort of got loose,
So yeah, that happened what you're saying right now? Okay,
(01:05):
So Frank like he was being good and then all
of a sudden, like I couldn't find him, and so
now like we might have to get to like I
don't know what kind of damage you could be doing,
so unfortunately my car. Okay, like you said, there is damage,
well I don't. Most likely, yes, there is some damage.
So because Frank, like Frank got in there and so
(01:28):
who were talking about? Frank is my favorite? Frank is
my ferret and like yeah, and a lot of times
when I'm detailing cars, like I'll bring him with me
and I'll put like little mits on his hand, and
he does a good job in the seats. But like, wait,
hang on, you brought your ferits to work and you
let it get into my car. Well okay, serious, So
(01:51):
here's what happened. So I brought Frank with me today,
and like normally he does a good job. Like I'll
put like little washmits on him and like spray him down,
and he does a good job because he screes around
and gets like the plots that I can't get. Why
why what did you do? What? What? What happened to
my car? So I turned my I turned my head
and like I don't know what happened, but all I
(02:11):
saw was like is the end of his tail and
he was going into your ace event So like I
can't get him. Oh my, I'm trying to coax him out.
But okay, hang on, let me just let me get
this straight. You brought your ferret into the shop, Frank,
just my car. It's in my AC unit, Like it
could be chewing my cables. It could be like it
(02:32):
could get into the engine. Like, do you understand? Most
likely he is because Frank does like to chew on things,
so most likely that is happening. And I was calling
you to see if you know how to coax the
ferret out of an engine? Like have you ever had
experience with that? All? Right? What? No? I don't know
how to coax the ferret out of an engine? Like why?
Like why would I know that? Have you ever coaxed
(02:53):
a ferret out of anything? No? I've never even seen
a ferret. They smell, My car's gonna smell. Like okay,
well freak out, get your fit out of my car
right now? Okay. And that's why I was calling you
to see if you had any suggestions, like could you
pull up YouTube real quick and see if there's a
two to don't have any suggestion? Why would I have
a suggestion. I'm on the phone with you, so like,
(03:15):
if the fair, if my favorite Frank is in, if
you're the employee, if your fault, there's a ferret running
around in my car, you have to deal with this.
I'm not about to pull up like YouTube s worry
about coaxing a ferret. Okay, I want to speak to
your manager now, okay, So the reason I called you
was because I really don't want to tell my manager
because like, like he doesn't understand the bond like you do.
(03:37):
I can tell you understand the bond. Understand the bond.
That's something he's talking about, like the bond that a
ferret daddy has with his baby, you know, like he
told me. Yeah, I don't want him to know because
he tells me all the time that I shouldn't bring
Frank to work with me, but like he doesn't really
get what it's like. Have you ever been are really
(03:57):
rewarded animals? Like I know? Sometimes they spell like they're
really cute and like mischievous, Like I told him to
give me a high phone. I don't care. Give me
your manager right now, Okay, I understand. Well, okay, I
guess I can't do that though, because this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone Frank on
you and your wife said you have it's a joke.
(04:19):
What are you serious? Yes, she said that your car's
your baby and you took it in to get details
and she wanted to mess with you. Oh my god,
I was gonna Originally there was a ferret in my car,
bro oh my god. Wake up every morning with jubile Phone.
Franks
It's another jubile phone Frank Day Mornings on the twenties. Hi,
this is Trevor. I Hi you. Oh sorry, I guess
I should identify myself. My name is Trevor. I'm calling
(00:22):
from Auto Salon and we're detailing your mustang. Uh this kid? Yeah,
this is kid. Okay, Hi, So I'm calling with like
a little bit of an update on your vehicle that
we're detailing. Okay, is it almost done? Okay, so no,
(00:43):
it's not almost done yet. Yeah, and actually there is
something that like I need to let you know because
it might need to be in here for like a
while longer. Uh okay, Well Frank sort of got loose,
So yeah, that happened what you're saying right now? Okay,
(01:05):
So Frank like he was being good and then all
of a sudden, like I couldn't find him, and so
now like we might have to get to like I
don't know what kind of damage you could be doing,
so unfortunately my car. Okay, like you said, there is damage,
well I don't. Most likely, yes, there is some damage.
So because Frank, like Frank got in there and so
(01:28):
who were talking about? Frank is my favorite? Frank is
my ferret and like yeah, and a lot of times
when I'm detailing cars, like I'll bring him with me
and I'll put like little mits on his hand, and
he does a good job in the seats. But like, wait,
hang on, you brought your ferits to work and you
let it get into my car. Well okay, serious, So
(01:51):
here's what happened. So I brought Frank with me today,
and like normally he does a good job. Like I'll
put like little washmits on him and like spray him down,
and he does a good job because he screes around
and gets like the plots that I can't get. Why
why what did you do? What? What? What happened to
my car? So I turned my I turned my head
and like I don't know what happened, but all I
(02:11):
saw was like is the end of his tail and
he was going into your ace event So like I
can't get him. Oh my, I'm trying to coax him out.
But okay, hang on, let me just let me get
this straight. You brought your ferret into the shop, Frank,
just my car. It's in my AC unit, Like it
could be chewing my cables. It could be like it
(02:32):
could get into the engine. Like, do you understand? Most
likely he is because Frank does like to chew on things,
so most likely that is happening. And I was calling
you to see if you know how to coax the
ferret out of an engine? Like have you ever had
experience with that? All? Right? What? No? I don't know
how to coax the ferret out of an engine? Like why?
Like why would I know that? Have you ever coaxed
(02:53):
a ferret out of anything? No? I've never even seen
a ferret. They smell, My car's gonna smell. Like okay,
well freak out, get your fit out of my car
right now? Okay. And that's why I was calling you
to see if you had any suggestions, like could you
pull up YouTube real quick and see if there's a
two to don't have any suggestion? Why would I have
a suggestion. I'm on the phone with you, so like,
(03:15):
if the fair, if my favorite Frank is in, if
you're the employee, if your fault, there's a ferret running
around in my car, you have to deal with this.
I'm not about to pull up like YouTube s worry
about coaxing a ferret. Okay, I want to speak to
your manager now, okay, So the reason I called you
was because I really don't want to tell my manager
because like, like he doesn't understand the bond like you do.
(03:37):
I can tell you understand the bond. Understand the bond.
That's something he's talking about, like the bond that a
ferret daddy has with his baby, you know, like he
told me. Yeah, I don't want him to know because
he tells me all the time that I shouldn't bring
Frank to work with me, but like he doesn't really
get what it's like. Have you ever been are really
(03:57):
rewarded animals? Like I know? Sometimes they spell like they're
really cute and like mischievous, Like I told him to
give me a high phone. I don't care. Give me
your manager right now, Okay, I understand. Well, okay, I
guess I can't do that though, because this is actually
Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone Frank on
you and your wife said you have it's a joke.
(04:19):
What are you serious? Yes, she said that your car's
your baby and you took it in to get details
and she wanted to mess with you. Oh my god,
I was gonna Originally there was a ferret in my car,
bro oh my god. Wake up every morning with jubile Phone.
Franks
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