July 8, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone prying mornings on the twenties. Hello, hey,
Mama Bear. Hello, Hey, how you doing? This is Pete
Akins from bakery. We're the ones that are making your
gender reveal cake. Okay, yes, hey Mama Bear. When's the
(00:24):
party because the cake is ready?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh? Great, because it's going to be tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh tonight. Oh, everybody's going to be very excited when
they find out about a new baby girl. I'm so excited.
I'm sorry, I just said everybody's going to be super excited.
I love these moments when you know, people cut into
the cake and then they realize what, you know, what
they're getting, what bun has been cooking in the oven,
you know, and have everybody just be like, oh, do
(00:49):
you have a girl already?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you? So you're telling me now that I have
a girl.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh, you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm supposed to find out when I get the cake
at the party tonight, not now. The cake is for you, yes,
but it's for all of my friends and family. We're
gonna learn about this tonight together, not now on the
phone with me so ruining everything.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind if we could reverse
the conversation and start over and kind of forget what
I said there.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We can't start We can't start over now because now
I already know. I'm so pissed off because this is
supposed to be this is our first baby, this is
the first time, and we were going to do this.
Everybody was gonna be excited. My best friend's gonna be there,
the neighbors that the family's gonna be there, and you
ruse everything.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, Well, how do you know it's not a boy.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Because he just said it was a girl. You said
it twice. Don't try to make it better now, because
you've ruined it. You've ruined everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I think I was just very excited and didn't
really put a whole lot of thought into what I
was saying in there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So, well, you should be thinking better if you're doing
this kind of job of revealing. That's why we chose
you your bakery, because we heard about you did this and
you were good at it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, So I want to make this better for you
because I feel like that was not a good thing
for me to say.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know how you're going to make it better.
How are you going to make this better when you
ruined everything? Okay, so you're going to make another cake now?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well? Uh, okay, so the cat's out of the bag
or I guess they're baby's out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Definitely for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you accept my apology?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't accept your apology. As a matter of fact,
this was, like I said, our first baby. This is
the first and you ruined everything.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, because I was going to say, if you have
another one, then it's kind of like whatever at this point.
You know, so, uh, it's the first one. That's a
big deal. Okay, So what if you come down to
the bakery and because obviously me letting that slip sort
of ruin the surprise for you, and.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And what because you know, I'm so pissed off and
I ain't got time to do with this, so you
need to fix this.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, okay, if you come down to the bakery, you
and I can sit together. I can apologize in person,
and then maybe we can do some acting classes so
you can act surprise surprised.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What do you mean acting classes?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, I'll coach you through acting surprise, so when
you cut it open, you don't have to say that
you already.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Know no, this is ridiculous. You got the dumbest idea
is there's nothing you can do. Apology is not acceptable.
You know what, Let me talk to your watch.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I will have you know. I've watched hours and hours
of acting tutorials on YouTube, and I feel like I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Care about your actent. I don't care about your acting
because it's not working.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Now, you see you here my surprise and my voice.
I could teach you that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know what, Why don't I just come down there
right now. I'm going to get the cake and we'll
smash it all over your store because you've ruined everything
and you should be out of business for what you
said to me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, what if I tell you this is a prank
phone call that was set up by your husband, Jason.
Let me get better what this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband. Jason, say you up? Yes, he said that
you guys got a cake to reveal the gender of
your baby, and he wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We don't know, No, we don't know if it's a
girl or boy, right, No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He just wanted to mess with you and see how
you'd react if we ruined the general.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He's gonna kiss
Speaker 1 (04:24):
This wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
It's another jubile phone prying mornings on the twenties. Hello, hey,
Mama Bear. Hello, Hey, how you doing? This is Pete
Akins from bakery. We're the ones that are making your
gender reveal cake. Okay, yes, hey Mama Bear. When's the
(00:24):
party because the cake is ready?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Oh? Great, because it's going to be tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh tonight. Oh, everybody's going to be very excited when
they find out about a new baby girl. I'm so excited.
I'm sorry, I just said everybody's going to be super excited.
I love these moments when you know, people cut into
the cake and then they realize what, you know, what
they're getting, what bun has been cooking in the oven,
you know, and have everybody just be like, oh, do
(00:49):
you have a girl already?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Did you? So you're telling me now that I have
a girl.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Oh, you're not supposed to.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'm supposed to find out when I get the cake
at the party tonight, not now. The cake is for you, yes,
but it's for all of my friends and family. We're
gonna learn about this tonight together, not now on the
phone with me so ruining everything.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
I'm wondering if you wouldn't mind if we could reverse
the conversation and start over and kind of forget what
I said there.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
We can't start We can't start over now because now
I already know. I'm so pissed off because this is
supposed to be this is our first baby, this is
the first time, and we were going to do this.
Everybody was gonna be excited. My best friend's gonna be there,
the neighbors that the family's gonna be there, and you
ruse everything.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Okay, Well, how do you know it's not a boy.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Because he just said it was a girl. You said
it twice. Don't try to make it better now, because
you've ruined it. You've ruined everything.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, I think I was just very excited and didn't
really put a whole lot of thought into what I
was saying in there.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
So, well, you should be thinking better if you're doing
this kind of job of revealing. That's why we chose
you your bakery, because we heard about you did this and
you were good at it.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Right, So I want to make this better for you
because I feel like that was not a good thing
for me to say.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't know how you're going to make it better.
How are you going to make this better when you
ruined everything? Okay, so you're going to make another cake now?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Well? Uh, okay, so the cat's out of the bag
or I guess they're baby's out of it?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Definitely for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Do you accept my apology?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I don't accept your apology. As a matter of fact,
this was, like I said, our first baby. This is
the first and you ruined everything.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Yeah, because I was going to say, if you have
another one, then it's kind of like whatever at this point.
You know, so, uh, it's the first one. That's a
big deal. Okay, So what if you come down to
the bakery and because obviously me letting that slip sort
of ruin the surprise for you, and.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And what because you know, I'm so pissed off and
I ain't got time to do with this, so you
need to fix this.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, okay, if you come down to the bakery, you
and I can sit together. I can apologize in person,
and then maybe we can do some acting classes so
you can act surprise surprised.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
What do you mean acting classes?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
You know, I'll coach you through acting surprise, so when
you cut it open, you don't have to say that
you already.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Know no, this is ridiculous. You got the dumbest idea
is there's nothing you can do. Apology is not acceptable.
You know what, Let me talk to your watch.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I will have you know. I've watched hours and hours
of acting tutorials on YouTube, and I feel like I can't.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Care about your actent. I don't care about your acting
because it's not working.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Now, you see you here my surprise and my voice.
I could teach you that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know what, Why don't I just come down there
right now. I'm going to get the cake and we'll
smash it all over your store because you've ruined everything
and you should be out of business for what you
said to me.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Okay, what if I tell you this is a prank
phone call that was set up by your husband, Jason.
Let me get better what this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you and
your husband. Jason, say you up? Yes, he said that
you guys got a cake to reveal the gender of
your baby, and he wanted me to mess with you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
We don't know, No, we don't know if it's a
girl or boy, right, No, we don't.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
He just wanted to mess with you and see how
you'd react if we ruined the general.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
He's gonna kiss
Speaker 1 (04:24):
This wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks.
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