Happy Birthday, Cheating Sl**!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frames on the twenties. Hello, Hey,
this is Pete Eakins calling from bakery. Is this Vanessa?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Hey, thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It is about the cake.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yes, it is about the cake. Have you looked at
the cake yet?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
No? Actually, I'm away on business.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
But this is for my boss.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
So is everything okay?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Oh? Okay? So the cake is for your boss, yes,
and it's her birthday obviously, yes it is. It's really
nice of you to get a cake delivered to your
boss or her birthday. A lot of people don't really
do that, so that's sweet of you. Thank you. So
you're not in the office.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No, my assistant Rebecca actually said she got it and
it's sitting on my boss's desk right now.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
So is everything okay? Well, okay, I'll just full transparency here.
Uh our cake decorator, he's a nice sky Phil is
his name, and uh Phil, he's been going through it.
Can you just like get to the point though I
don't understand. Sure, Okay, So the cake that was delivered
to your boss for her birthday today and you're out

(01:17):
of town and unfortunately cannot grab the cake. Well, every
cake that has been decorated this morning says the same
thing written on it is the problem? Okay, what does
it say? It says happy birthday on it, you know,
it says happy birthday and then uh okay and then uh, it.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Just doesn't have her name. Is that the problem?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
It does not have her name. No, it says happy
birthday cheatings. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Yeah, like
I said, he's been going through write.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
That on a cake, let alone, a cake for my ball.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
And that is what I said to him. I said, Phil,
what are you? And you know his wife and him
they're getting divorced because of some stuff. I don't care.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't care what's going on in his life.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I'm going to text my assistant right now, like, who
puts happy birthday cheatings on a cake?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
That is to get rid of this?

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Also what I said, hopefully your boss has a good
sense of humor.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
That's funny. Oh my god. No, she said she opened
it and she is not happy.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Oh my god. Oh yeah, that was what messed up.
Will I would say, Phil, our cake decorator. He's the
guy that messed up, you know. But he calls himself
an artist, so sometimes he just he creates his cakes
based off of his emotions.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
That day, and he's a cake decorator.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, you say, you know, is there any way you
could text your boss and well, I mean, I don't
know much about your boss.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I'm going to text her and say, Phil is having
a rough day.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
This is so up. Oh my god, I'm going to
lose my job. Oh my god, Oh my god. You know,
I am fully prepared to obviously make this better. Uh,
you know, how are you going to make this better?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
How are you going to un give my boss a
cake that's is on it?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Okay? Well, I am prepared to offer you a gift
card for fifteen percent off your next cake from us.
What the hell are you even talking about?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I am not ordering another cake from you? What am
I going to get my mom a birthday cake that's
a happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
No? I'm not doing that?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Are you crazy? I cannot believe this right now. I
cannot believe I'm having this conversation and then I'm going
to lose my job over a cake that's on it?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Off of that is as much like we're buying anything again,
are you Now?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm got to figure out how am I going to
tell my boss that I didn't order cake. This is
happy birthday cheating and make her believe me about some
story named pill and have feelings and emotions like this
is like crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Well, you could tell her that it's a prank phone
call if you want.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
I want to tell her that I will go for
that prank phone call.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
This is stupid. Should because this is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your assistant Rebecca set you up.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Shut off, shut up, she said, they killed Rebecca.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Oh my, I'm out of town.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm like schweating. I'm like ready to throw up. Are
you kidding me? Oh my god, I listen to your
show too.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I should have known, my God, she said everything's okay
with the cake and wanted me to mess with you. God,
wake up every morning with Jubal phone Franks

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