September 27, 2023 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from Cable. I
was looking to speak with our customer Jason.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, this is Jayson.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hi, Jason, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. We're calling all of our customers in
your area and letting them know there's going to be
a scheduled outing in our WiFi service this afternoon from
four o'clock PM until nine o'clock PM. You will not
have any WiFi.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What like, I pay for Wi Fi? Why would there
be an out?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, we will of course adjust that on your bill.
There's some Oh hey, I'm looking at your account right here.
It says that you're a drummer, a drum teacher, A
drum teacher. Yeah, you know what's cool? I play the
drums as well.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I love it playing. Nice to talk to another
one of the tribe us drums.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Huh can you can you give me a second to talk?
I'm sorry? Yes, you about my WiFi?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You probably want to ask You probably want to ask
about the wife.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I want to ask about the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, got the drumming the Wi Fi. I'm listening. Go ahead,
I got a stick here right with me too.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Sometimes I drum my son sings with me anyway, I'm sorry.
Back to the Wi Fi. Yes, I can answer any.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Questions for your son. No, I need to know when
it will be back on, you said eight o'clock drums.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I gotta just show you I do. I work from home,
so sometimes I play them while I'm working.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, I need to know when the WiFi is
going to be back on. I don't need to hear
that sounds.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What do you think, one fellow drumsman? Do another?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, yeah, no, not that, but when's the Wi fi
going to be back on?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I need Yes, it's probably a big inconvenience. A lot
of our customers have been very upset that I wonder
if I can do this to a beat to see
I can do this to give you this information. Okay,
so here we go. A lot of our customers have
been because a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah stopping. Do you mind stopping the drumming so I
can actually hear you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I just realized, ye, how long you've been drumming for?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What does it matter? I need to know how long
my WiFi dowt.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Because I was trying to tell you about the Wi
Fi while I was drumming along. I don't know if
you notice that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I heard that it was it was.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was pretty obvious, like I heard that you were
attempting to drum and tell me about Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You just attempt to tell me about.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The shoot Oh boy, oh boy, I just got a note.
A note just popped up here about the Wi Fi
outage this evening that you're going to be experiencing. You're
not going to be happy with it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What does it say?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Here we go it? Sorry? What's that? Hold on one second,
I'm skinning warmed up?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here we go? So it every day you would?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There was drums but excity, hold on, hold on, gonna
break it down?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Heyday year?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Why fi is not gonna be on for three days? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Three days?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's gone day? Please offer my WiFi down for three day?
What are you even doing?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Did you hear what I did there?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah? You were making some sort of garbage noise? No,
three days?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There we got three day?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why? Why let me talk to your manager?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, he can't help you with the Wi Fi. There's
nothing we can do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't want to talk him about the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I want to talk him about you being fired and
how crappy your drum skills are.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, in that case, I'll just let you know. This
is a prank phone call. And this is actually Dubal
from the Jeubel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife. Mandy set you up. What's a joke.
Your wife says that you're a drum teacher and people
always want to show you their drum skills, so she thought.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
To kill her.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm gonna literally kill her, not literally for.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The sake of we got but oh my god, this
is a prank. The whole phone, the whole phone called
the prank. You don't work for any sort of no.
I don't believe a WiFi whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, And I was playing drum sound effects off of YouTube.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Bro, whatever you actually do.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do not quit because I was trying not to be mean,
but oh my god, that was so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say
mornings on the twenties,
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hi, this is Pete Deakins. I'm calling from Cable. I
was looking to speak with our customer Jason.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, this is Jayson.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Hi, Jason, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. We're calling all of our customers in
your area and letting them know there's going to be
a scheduled outing in our WiFi service this afternoon from
four o'clock PM until nine o'clock PM. You will not
have any WiFi.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
What like, I pay for Wi Fi? Why would there
be an out?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, we will of course adjust that on your bill.
There's some Oh hey, I'm looking at your account right here.
It says that you're a drummer, a drum teacher, A
drum teacher. Yeah, you know what's cool? I play the
drums as well.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Cool.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, I love it playing. Nice to talk to another
one of the tribe us drums.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Huh can you can you give me a second to talk?
I'm sorry? Yes, you about my WiFi?
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You probably want to ask You probably want to ask
about the wife.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, I want to ask about the Wi Fi.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, got the drumming the Wi Fi. I'm listening. Go ahead,
I got a stick here right with me too.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
That's okay.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Sometimes I drum my son sings with me anyway, I'm sorry.
Back to the Wi Fi. Yes, I can answer any.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Questions for your son. No, I need to know when
it will be back on, you said eight o'clock drums.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I gotta just show you I do. I work from home,
so sometimes I play them while I'm working.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You know, I need to know when the WiFi is
going to be back on. I don't need to hear
that sounds.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
What do you think, one fellow drumsman? Do another?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Okay, yeah, no, not that, but when's the Wi fi
going to be back on?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I need Yes, it's probably a big inconvenience. A lot
of our customers have been very upset that I wonder
if I can do this to a beat to see
I can do this to give you this information. Okay,
so here we go. A lot of our customers have
been because a lot of.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Yeah stopping. Do you mind stopping the drumming so I
can actually hear you.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I just realized, ye, how long you've been drumming for?
Speaker 2 (02:19):
What does it matter? I need to know how long
my WiFi dowt.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Because I was trying to tell you about the Wi
Fi while I was drumming along. I don't know if
you notice that.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I heard that it was it was.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
It was pretty obvious, like I heard that you were
attempting to drum and tell me about Wi Fi.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
You just attempt to tell me about.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
The shoot Oh boy, oh boy, I just got a note.
A note just popped up here about the Wi Fi
outage this evening that you're going to be experiencing. You're
not going to be happy with it.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What does it say?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Here we go it? Sorry? What's that? Hold on one second,
I'm skinning warmed up?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Here we go? So it every day you would?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
There was drums but excity, hold on, hold on, gonna
break it down?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Heyday year?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Why fi is not gonna be on for three days? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Three days?
Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's gone day? Please offer my WiFi down for three day?
What are you even doing?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Did you hear what I did there?
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah? You were making some sort of garbage noise? No,
three days?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
There we got three day?
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Why?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Why? Why let me talk to your manager?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Oh, he can't help you with the Wi Fi. There's
nothing we can do.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I don't want to talk him about the Wi Fi.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
I want to talk him about you being fired and
how crappy your drum skills are.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Well, in that case, I'll just let you know. This
is a prank phone call. And this is actually Dubal
from the Jeubel Show doing a phone brank on you
and your wife. Mandy set you up. What's a joke.
Your wife says that you're a drum teacher and people
always want to show you their drum skills, so she thought.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
To kill her.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I'm gonna literally kill her, not literally for.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
The sake of we got but oh my god, this
is a prank. The whole phone, the whole phone called
the prank. You don't work for any sort of no.
I don't believe a WiFi whatever.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
No, And I was playing drum sound effects off of YouTube.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Bro, whatever you actually do.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Do not quit because I was trying not to be mean,
but oh my god, that was so bad.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Wake up every morning with jubile phone pranks, we say
mornings on the twenties,
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Jubal Fresh
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