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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hello, Happy Thanksgiving. This is Juniper. Hi, missus Allison.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Missus Allison.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
How are you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm okay, Juniper.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
I'm your brother.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yes, you're friend.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Yes, I'm very close friends with your brother jab And
he said that I would be able to come over
for Thanksgiving this year because I don't have anywhere to go.
All of my options have sort of gone away.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, I got your phone number from him because I
wanted to call and say thank you for allowing me
into your residence for this. Well, you're welcome Thanksgiving feastivities? Yes,
did you hear how I said festivities instead of that's fun.
(01:04):
That's a fun way to say it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yes, yes, Juniper, I have things going on with there
something you needed.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yes, I wanted to call and let you know that
I would be bringing the turkey. Oh no, no, no,
I mean that's why we always Thanksgiving fun holiday tradition
that I have that I would like to bring into
your household if I would.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
I think we are. We're good. Actually, my husband every
year we deep for a turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Oh that's fun.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Good on that.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, we can still deep fry Carl. That would be fun.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Excuse me.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yes, we can deep fry Carl.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who is Carl.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
He's the turkey that I've been raising for Thanksgiving. Every
year I raise a turkey and I give him a name.
He's gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yes, I appreciate that. That's not something.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's a fun holiday t I have where I let
Carl out in the yard and then I grab some cutlery,
end up letting him play for a little while, and then.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I actually I have to go get my children. I'm
not really comfortable with that.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
To meet the kiddos. They would love this game. It's
so much fun.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
No, there's there's no game like that. That's do you
have an Okay, Juniper, that's inappropriate, and I will not
have that around my children.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Any will or do a shower or bathtub.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, Juniper, there is no way in hell that I'm
letting you in my home. The slaughter of turkey. Okay,
that's not the Thanksgiving tradition as a family.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't like the word slaughter. It sounds so cruel.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Juniper, Are you crazy? I have to go. I'm calling
my brother. This is not appropriate.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
And if I just come over and talk to you
about it in this.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Afternoon, No, thank you, I am good. I'm already giving
your own tradition.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
I'm already outside if you'd like to speak about it. Honey,
Hey Allison, this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show
doing a phone prank on you and your brother Jeff
set you up. What it's a joke, your brother Jeff
set you up?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Oh my god, I mean I am sweating. Oh my god.
Oh I'm gonna I'm gonna kill my I'm gonna slaughter
my brother. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
He made up his friend Junipurges so he could prank
you and think he was bringing over a weird over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Oh my god. Oh well, okay, you know.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
What that is. Oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Cannot stop sweating. I stopped.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Oh my god. Okay, Well, do you want to come
to Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
No? No, Carl, wake up every morning with Jewel phone
Franks