Pete Ekens needs you to "shhhhhh" in this Phone Prank!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today, Pete Ekens aka Jubal Fresh calls Larry from an elementary school library to let him know his son owes thousands in overdraft fees before telling him to "shhhhh"! Let's just say Larry is not happy!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone pray morning. So that's one. Hello. Hi,
this is Pete Eakins calling from elementary school. I was
looking for Larry. Yeah, what's Larry? What? Larry? How are you?
I'm the school's librarian and I was calling you to

(00:21):
speak about your son's overdue books for a minute. Yeah,
I okay, what's what's what do you do? Hello? Sorry,
you're speaking a little loud. Um, the librarian for your
son's elementary school, and I was calling to speak about
some of the overdue books that he has. Yeah, I

(00:43):
know I've heard you. Wh What are you doing? It's
just a little loud and um there's people on here
trying to read, and you know it's a library. So
if you could just speak a little softer, that'd be great,
because I don't want you can hear you through the
phone here and I just trying to keep it down. Hey, look,
if you're gonna call me and I'm at work right now,

(01:04):
why don't you go step outside. I'm sure you got
a cell phone or whatever. You don't. You don't have
to be you don't have to bother me like this.
What do you want? I'm just calling it. This guys,
your son's over to books, so you're quite a large
amountain fees from over the books. And that's why I
was calling you. Sorry, dude, what school books she's talking about? Geez?

(01:25):
Would you stop doing that to me? Wouldn't shop doing that?
I've never heard of anybody on the phone like that, Like,
what is wrong with you? Like I said, this is
a library, so if you could just keep it out
a little bit, Bro, I'm not even at the library.
You were at the library. I'm at my office, at
my phone. I don't see how what I'm saying is

(01:46):
bothering you, right, what, dude? Stop shitting me? Okay? I
would stop if you just like speak, if you just
speak a little bit lower, I could totally stop it.
I can't because it's really out when you start speaking,
and it's a library so people need to concentrate. So
please just bro, I am not an elementary school kid,

(02:09):
all right, so don't shish me. Okay, you can talk
to me like an adult. I'm not even in the library,
so I'm not gonna listen to your stupid command. You
understand me, Bro, Why don't Sue shut up? Wont Sue
shut okay? Why don't you go to your kids and

(02:29):
shut them the me? Okay, that was really loud of shit. Okay,
you know what? Fine? Fine? Are you quiet? Bro? Thank you?
You quiet? Thank you? Okay, now listen to me. Why
off are you calling me? Okay? Oh wow, that's thank
you for being a little more quiet. Appreciate that I'm

(02:51):
calling you because I need to let you know that
your son owes four thousand dollars in over the book face.
What are you fucking about? That was? Who was idiot? Nobody? Oh?
Four thousand follars? Just playing yang? Bro, don't shishing man,
don't shoot that. Okay, Hold, this is my son, oh

(03:12):
four thousand dollars? Huh textbooks? Because he doesn't text books? Man,
elementary school textbook? Bro? Stop Bro stop? Do you want
me to stop shishing you? Is that what you want? Yes? Bro?
Stops stops stop stop man? Okay, fine, I will hey,

(03:37):
sorry about shishing you. This is actually Jewel from Jewel
Show doing a phone prank on you. Are you man?
I had to leave your wife set you up for
a break football, and I couldn't think of anything better
than telling you that your sign had a bunch all
over the books and then shishing you so I shouln't

(03:58):
stop it. Man wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks,