Sorry Rodrigo! That bank dead, that dead gone!

A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Today, Rodrigo's wife sets him up after they changed banks from a national institution to a local credit union. Apparently Rodrigo is afraid the credit union will lose his money and Ted Thibideaux aka Jubal Fresh calls him to let him know that's what happened!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame morning, so that's one. Hello. Yes, Hi,
my name is Ted Thobido and I'm calling from Credit
Union in the customer service department. I was looking for Rodrigo.

(00:20):
This is him. How are you doing today, Sarah? Are
you doing fine? Did I catch you at a poor time?
Because it sounds like am I be in the middle
of something? I can call back, but it is a
rather important phone call, and I do think I should
speak with you about something. It is regarding your financial
institution and your finances. Okay, is everything okay? No, we
just switched over, Yes you did. You just recently switched

(00:43):
over to our financial institution. That is correct, right, Yes,
it is correct, correct. Yeah. And have you been happy
with the service you've received from my bank? I sure, yeah,
Well that just tickles me pink. As a matter of fact,
thank you very much for saying that. I'm so happy
that we were able to service you well where you
were a customer, So thank you. That's good to know

(01:04):
that we at least did a little bit of a
good job. So work, I don't understand why are you
seeing you know? I am so sorry. I did not
really state the reason for my phone call. And that's
a disservice to you, sir. I'm so sorry about that. Look,
could you please just get to the point. I didn't
even really want to switch to your bank. My wife
is one who convinced me to go with you as

(01:25):
opposed to a bigger bank. Well, I'm unfortunately calling you
to tell you this bank dead, this bank gown? What, yes,
that bank dead, that bang gown. I'm so sorry. What
does that mean? I'm so sorry, you know I did.
That's a figure speech that I use when something is
just like broken. And we had some financial problems. We
are a small institution, and unfortunately we are calling all

(01:48):
of our former customers to let them know that we
are no longer a bank. We have gone out of business.
We have been closed down. All of our things have
been seized by the government that was very rood of them.
And that bank dead, that bank gone. Your bank account
is dead, your bank accounts going. And I'm so sorry.
What happened to my money? Well, that's that is also
a mystery to us. We don't even know any of
our stuff. When are you out find you how much

(02:09):
money was in there? Probably probably quite a bit, damn right,
They knew the moment my wife told me to bank
with you people that it was a bad idea, and
then knew it. Well, you got a big I told
you though, keep it in your back pocket. So it's
kind of a gift in a way. That bank account did,
that bank account gone. We don't know where your money is.
I'm so sorry about that, but also you're welcome for

(02:29):
the gift. This. This cannot be happening anyone else. Well,
you know, I would love to transit as someone else
you can help you, but I am the only person
left here and I just some calling people to let
them know. I don't know what happened, but I do
know we had to shut down shop today and that
bank account dead, that bank account gone. I'm so sorry.
You tell me that your little credit union did something wrong.

(02:51):
You know it's all gone, and you're just sitting in
an office calling people because you feel bad. I guess
you can call the federal government. They probably be the
best people to talk to about this, because I do
know that. You know, normally banks are FDIC insured, that's
the federal that's the banking insurance. You know about that,
You're not in short? Oh god, we used to be insured,

(03:13):
but the person who has to re up it every
single year didn't do it about three years ago, so
we haven't been insured for three years. So if that
money is getting dead gone, that money is just dead gone.
And I'm so sorry. Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
Oh god, it sounds like jaaba bad fish stick. Oh
I'm gonna because I believe this is happening. God cannot

(03:33):
believe it either. I can't even believe this would be
even taken as a real phone call because this is
obviously a prank phone call. What I said, This is
a prank phone call, and I can't even believe you
about it. Wait, what you're talking about? This is actually
Jewel from Jewels Show doing a phone prank on you
and your wife, Lydia say you up? Oh my god.
She she said that you guys were arguing about putting

(03:55):
your money in a smaller bank, and she wanted me
to tell you that like that you lost everything. Oh
my god, Oh my god, Oh thank god. Hey, I
was right about it. Now you have some amo next
time you guys argue. Oh wake up every morning with
jubil phone pranks.