The auto shop borrowed your engine for a road trip

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
it's Bill. Hello is Bill.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Man?

Speaker 1 (00:18):
She's yeah this Bill. Who are you?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Bill, who are you?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
My name is Bill. I'm calling from auto in regards
to the automobile we got here, okay, yeah, yeah, So
we've got your car in here.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Well, yeah, I know you have my cards already.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Uh. Well, that's why I'm calling you. The That car
not gonna be ready for about four or five days,
so we're gonna need it for a little bit longer.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
What do you mean four to five days, five days,
five days, maybe six days? Yeah, like six days. Why
why would I why would you need my car for
six days?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
I came in for an oil smell because right now
he's just not running. He's not running around now, not running.
Even understanding what you're saying, who is engineless?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Engine?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Lou engine? List?

Speaker 3 (01:13):
Did you it's engineless?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, just for four or five days, six days?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Say you're saying you need my car for four to
five days because my car is engineless, got no engine
and you just compartment for the engine now but no
engine in the compartment. Sure, what did you say? Your
name was?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Bill, Bill? What Bill? Will you okay, Bill?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why is my car engine?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
List?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I don't even understand, Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Got a road trip?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
A road trip?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, got a road trip with the family.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Sure, what what does your road trip.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Have to do with my car? I just my car back,
I'm not understanding what's you're saying?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Who I got a road trip with the family coming
over here for a couple of days, and we got
the same car, you and me. So I got my
my my engines on the frieze. So I went, no,
I just borrow.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
A couple of my cars to go to your family
trips and tell me my car is engineless.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Serious, you want to take your car. I wouldn't do
that to you because I don't want to crash the car.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
But here, I'm not playing with you. You better have
my ready when I come in a few I'm about
to be on my way.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
It don't make me get My husband will already two
states over.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
So so you're telling me your two states over with
my engineless car?

Speaker 1 (02:38):
What your cars at the shop? Steal? I got? I
got my car which has your engine just for a weekend,
a couple of days.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Nobody even gave you permission to even take my engine
out of my car. And now do you take the
tuesdays over?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
You know what? That's it. I'm calling my husband.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
And my husband are about to be at the stomp.
If my engine and my car are not exactly how
I left, it is going to beat four And as
a matter of fact, he's gonna beat your managers and
he's gonna beat everybody in there if.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You don't get my car back to how it was.
You understand me, Bill?

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yes? And now I guess I'll just tell you it's
a phone prank.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
You might as well.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm gonna give you two hours to have my back
at the top.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Problem with that, What.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Do you mean it's a prank call?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
I mean this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband set
you up.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Someone was about to get down.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
He said that your car is getting the aill change
and he wanted to mess with you today.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
You know what, I'll you know, I'll discuss the play
with him when he can help

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,