The Christmas Light War That Got Seriously Out of Hand

It started with one missing bulb… then turned into a full-blown neighborhood showdown! When a man’s Christmas lights kept going out, he had no idea someone very close to home was behind it. Things get heated, threats are made, and the truth will leave you laughing. Listen to this holiday-gone-wrong prank in this episode of Jubal Phone Pranks.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,
keep putting them back in. I'm going to keep taking
them out.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Excuse me?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, think you heard me? I hey, Chris, right, Yeah,
this is Pete Eakins. I got your phone number from
one of your neighbors. I live down the street from you,
and I'm just calm to say, keep putting them back in.
I'll keep taking them out.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
What the hell are you talking about.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm talking about the fact that you put your Christmas
lights up way too early.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
And what business is that of yours?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Well, it's my business because I live on the same
block as you, isn't it. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
And have you noticed?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Have you noticed?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
What?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Have you noticed?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
It?

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Since you've been putting them up, one strand keeps going
dark every day because the bulb is missing, You're the one.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Who's been taking these bulls out. Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Every single night I walk over there, I pluck a
bowl right out of it so it puts it out
of commission. And then I noticed you've been putting them
back in the next day. I just keep doing it,
and I'm going to keep doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So let me get this straight. So every single night
you come onto my property. You try to have on
my property uninvited, and you take my property. That's what
you're telling me right now.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Mm hmm yep, that is exactly what I'm telling you.
And until you turn those lights off, I'm gonna keep
doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
What the is your address? Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I bet you would like mine.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I'm having this conversation on the phone. We're gonna have
this conversation face to face. Where do you live on
Urson R?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
And? I bet you'd like to know that, wouldn't you.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm
gonna watch. I'm gonna watch, and when I see you
take out the next light bulb, I'm gonna come out
with a damn shotgun and then we'll see how twinkle
twinkle you like to be. I'll light you're up instead
of my house.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Mm hmm. Every single day I have to drive by
your I'll sid night and it's blinding me. And you
put the lights up way too early anyway, and it's
making our neighborhood like terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, deal with it, you little piece of I'm gonna
beat the hell out of you. You do it one
more time. Try it, Please, try it. Every single week,
and multiple times a week, I come out, my lights
are all messed up, and it's because of you.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
This is the kind of thing that I'll call the
cops on it. Mm hmmmm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Do you want your bulbs back?

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Uh? Huh uh huh uh huh Is there anything else
in your vocabulary you want? I wanted to light up
your mouth as well.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
You want your bulbs back? M it's bulbs back. I
got all the bulbs in the box. I got all
the bulbs in the box. You want to back?

Speaker 2 (02:42):
So what exactly is your end goal here? You're calling me,
You're coming onto my property, dealing my stuff, and you're
just wanting me to stop. So I know we have
a face to face conversation. Tell me your name, tell
me where you live. Let's discuss this like men. Uh
huh uh huh. Can you stop that? That's really annoying.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
So you're inviting me to come over to your house?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Ah yeah, And I would also like to know where
you are so I can come to your house. Let's
see how it feels when the shoe is on the
other foot. How about I come over to your property
and start stealing your and start breaking your and start
terrorizing your family in the middle of a night.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Hey, Chris, this is actually Jubil from the Jewbel Show
doing a phone break on you and your wife set
you up.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
It's a joke. Hello, What the hell she's actually helping
on my light?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Your wife has She's been taking a light bulb out
of the strand every night since you put them up,
just so she could do this phone call.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Oh my god, Well, you're a jack for being a
part of this. Damn it. You know how much money
this has cost me for her to just do a
little stupid prank. Oh my god, wake up every morning
with Jubile phone. Franks