The Substitute Teacher Who Took Slang Way Too Far

When a “cool” substitute teacher calls a mom to talk about her son’s behavior, things take a wild turn. From Gen Z slang gone wrong to an unexpected Thanksgiving invitation, this prank call spirals fast. You’ll never guess how she reacts when he starts dropping Rizz and “low-key goated with the sauce.”
Listen to this hilarious Jubal Phone Prank that proves sometimes being the “cool teacher” is definitely not the move.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, there is this Josh's mommy. Yeah, my name is
mister Bob Rick, and I am a substitute teacher here
at middle school and I am filling in for his
English teacher who's a little bit under the weather this week.
So I wanted to call and talk to you real
quick about something. Okay, And you don't have to call

(00:34):
me mister bob Brick. You can call me Tommy or
Tom whatever you want. Just don't call me late for dinner. Yeah, okay, Tom,
bob Brick's the name.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Great. So why are you calling?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Well, I just.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Called to talk to you to see if your son
Josh delivered my missy And I sent him home with
a little note the other day, and I'm just wondering
if he delivered the note.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
No, he did not. Is everything okay? Did he get
in trouble?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
He's a great and trust me, he's a great kid.
He's doing great in class. But I just sent him
home with a little note that said tell your mom
she's low key goaded with the sauce. I hope I
wasn't too mid with that.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
What yeah, I said, Tagan, I sent him home.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
With a note that said, tell your mom. She's low
key goaded with the sauce. And I didn't want to
be mid about it, but you got the vibe.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
I'm sorry, what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
I'm not trying to be suss. It's just that I
saw you dropping off your son the other day at
school and I got to let you know. You got
that RIZ makes PTA meetings sit a little different, if
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
What what?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
You know I'm not gonna cap you. You know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You kind of ate up that parking lot outfit, if
you know what I mean, respectfully, of course.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
I ate up. What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I'm sorry about that. Sometimes I get a little carried
away with the slanging terms. I'm what they call at
this school, one of the cool teachers. So I know
a lot of the slang that the kids are using
these days, and sometimes just kind.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Of slips ound.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Okay, I don't think that's.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
What you know.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I spent a lot of time on the talk.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Wait, this is absolutely inappropriate.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
You remind me of that one TikTok sound, the one
that goes she understood the assignment because you definitely understood
the assignment, Leslie.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
All right, I don't.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You're so Yeah, Tommy bob Rick is calling to ask
you out.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, and I really don't understand how you got this number.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Got a question for Leslie, what are you doing for
Turkey Day?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
What am I? What am I doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Yeah? What are you doing for Thanksgiving?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
That's really none of your business.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, I was talking to your son Josh in class
the other day and he said that you're having a
little get together with some family and stuff like that
you might have an extra seat. And I am free.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
No, Yes, I am totally free.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
No, you're not, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, No, I've got no plans, got no plans. And
so what I'm saying is no.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
I wasn't saying no like you don't have plans. I'm
saying no, like there's no way in hell you're screening
my Thanksgiving If idiot, I'm calling the school. You're gonna
be fired by the end of the day. Well that's
the promise.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Then I'll let you know that this is actually Doubil
from the Jubil Show doing a phone prank on you
and your sister set you up.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
She said, Oh my god, she said that they have
a son in sixth grade and the other day a
teacher hit on you and she wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Oh my god, she's of course she did that. Oh
my god, you started using all these slang words that
my kid uses. I was like, who is this guy?

Speaker 1 (04:49):
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