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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another double phone frame day mornings on the twenties. Hello. Hi,
this is Trevor calling from Squireless. I was looking for
our wireless customer Adam. Oh god, yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
what's up? Hi Trevor. Wait no, I'm Trevor. You're Adam. Yes,
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I'm Trevor. I'm Trevor and I'm calling from Squireless. I
was looking for a customer Adam. No, Trevor, Yeah no, yeah,
you're talking to him. What do you want? By Hi Trevor,
I mean Adam. Hi, Adam, my name is Adam, dude.
Just what do you want? So we are calling because
a number of our customers have had service outages, and uh,
(00:51):
we are calling to make sure that your phone is working. Okay,
so is your phone working? Actually is your phone working
working right now? But the moment I go near a bridge,
I mean it cuts out. That's what you're asking about.
That that you're talking about. Well, I just have one
more question. Hello. Hello, Hi, my name is Trevor and
(01:23):
I'm calling from the Squirreless and I'm looking for I
know you were. You were just talking to make this
and it sounds like you are your phone? What your
phone got disconnected. I think so that is alarming because
I guess there shouldn't have been a disruption in service. Yeah,
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whatever disruption that happened is out clearly on your end, buddy. Okay,
I'm going to be what are you going to do
about the service. I'm going to escalate this phone call, uh,
so that we can get you dealt with or is
there are you just gonna do? You know how to
put it on hold? You're just pressed my spot in Okay,
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I'm gonna press it. Oh hello, Hi, my name is
Trevor from Goula stud I know your Trevor. I know
where you're from. So what can I do for you
(02:30):
to stop you calling me? Well, we've got to fix
your phone issues because your phone dropped out on the
last call you that's going on? Is you hanging up
on me? Okay? So sometimes like we don't want to
admit that it might be us, Like, is really no
like reflection on you if your phone is having problems?
It's okay, whoa Oh you're so bad at your chop bro.
(02:56):
I literally heard you talking to someone put me on hold,
and then you hung up on me. Okay, yeah, and
then one correct and then that's when we became disconnected.
Was when that happened. So we need to get to
the bottom of the issue with what's going on with
your phone. You have a few question I wouldn't be
surprised if you're the reason for the outages. Oh my god,
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So but your phone dropped out. You see, no one
didn't you hung up on me? Okay? Yeah, and then
it was dropped So am I not understanding? You got?
You got a future in stand up comedy. Dude, just
be yourself. You know what, my grandma tells me that
I'm pretty funny, but I don't think I could ever
get on stage like that. Have you ever done anything
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like that before? I have, not, my friend, but you
totally shit. Oh my god, you're You're literally a hack
at a human. You are a half a human. Well,
then I'll let you know that this is actually jubile
for the Dubel Show doing a phone brank on you
in your roommates say you up off. Yeah, it's a joke.
(04:02):
He said. You get easily annoyed by that customer service
and wanted to mess with you. Dude. Oh dude, I
thought you were like your worst customer service agent of
all time due because you weren't that far off. Oh,
you're a hack of a human. That's I've never been
called that before, so thank you. Wake up every morning
(04:26):
with jubile phone pranks.