Turkeys Got in Your House!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Get back in the truck, Jim, grab that Hello, grab
that one right now.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Grab him, grab them. Oh my gosh, you almost had him. Hello.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Hello, Hi, Hello, Yes, I was looking for London. Yeah, hello, Hi,
I'm sorry. I'm calling from Farms. We're delivering your turkey
today that you ordered from us.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You mean the turkey that's supposed to be delivered next week.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
It's supposed to be delivered next week. Is that we said?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I have on my I have on my uh invoice
here that's supposed to be delivered this week. But that's
not really why I'm calling.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Ow.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
It just packed me in the sham.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Oh, so you're delivering my turkey today?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Ah, I'm so sorry. That just hurt real bad. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Yes, I have so we've had we had a little
bit of an issue here.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
So yeah, we were, you know, open the truck to deliver.
Get back in the truck, just to deliver.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Your turkey, and they all ran out.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
They're all over the yard.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
They're all over the yard. All the turkeys are all
over the wait and I we're trying to get the.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, yeah, that's what you ordered, so.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is going to know what the are you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:35):
You ordered a frozen turkey from your farm.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
What on earth am I going to do with a
live turkey?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Well, you know some people get live turkeys for Thanksgiving?
And are you sure you knew what you ordered?

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I'm pretty sure I knew what I ordered.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Let me get the confirmation email. Oh my god, my.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Your doggy door. That's what I'm really calling you. Two
of them got in your doggy door.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
What are you kidding me? I wish I was so yeah, God,
what is wrong with you?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
A couple of.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Turkey, you know in my house would have been helpful
if you let us know you had a doggy door.
These guys like to run into places, so yeah, I
can see them.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I know you're delivering a real turkey. Like, are you kidding?

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Gril?

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Almost don't get a ground the little you see I
get him in the truck. My third one, Okay, I
got bad news.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Going to sue your I got so bad like your company,
your farm is going to go under. I'm going to
have your farm turned into like a housing development. Speaking.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
I am speaking the housing development we got, and then
that one I was just trying to catch ran and
the doggy doors. Well, and so you got three turkeys
inside right now, but I guarantee at least two of
those are going to be on us.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
My lawyer, where's my lawyer? I? When I get done
with you, your entire family is going to be paying
me for generation.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
And I just saw one break a lamp. I just
saw one break a lamp.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I do not have time for this.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Just know that your family is going to be paying
for this for generation.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Sounds like you're pretty serious about this.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh I'm serious.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, Well then I'll let you know.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
I'm not what this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your husband.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
James set you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That was turkey sound effects. He said that you ordered
a turkey this year from some weird farm and he
wanted to joke with you about it.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Wait a second, So there's no turkeys in my house.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
No use in your house? No, not that I know of.
At least there could be, though you never know.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Oh my god, that is such a relief.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Wait a second, so this is on the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yes, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
And I said all those things, oh my god, oh my, oh.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
My wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks, we
say mornings on the twenties